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Options October 17, 2018: Mnemonic Devices and the Seven Second Delay Comedy Booze Cruise

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The schooner Clipper City, which will be host to the first Seven Second Delay comedy booze cruise this Sunday night, October 21st from 8:30 to 10:00 pm. Wanna join us? Make a pledge to our October Fundraiser, if you haven't already, and then email Ken from this page, and let him know you want to come to the cruise (with a guest if you like). More info on the cruise can be found here.

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Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:00pm PMD:

Need a mnemonic device for booze cruise?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:01pm geoff mcq:

Ahoy there!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:01pm queems:

i want to go on that cruise SO BAD but it's a sunday night and i get up at 4am on weekdays
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:02pm queems:

i need ken and andy to write me a doctor's note for my employer
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:02pm chris:

i, too, would love to booze cruise with 7SD and folks. sadly, i'm on the wrong side of the country on sunday. :(
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:02pm PMD:

I need Ken and Andy to pay for a plane ticket to NJ
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:04pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Zats, it's possible I can make it to the cruise. I just need to work out some details at home before I commit.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:04pm Kat in Chicago:

4am on a Monday? that's criminal. I wish I was getting to NYC on Sunday instead of Wednesday next week.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:05pm queems:

@kat 4am monday-friday D:
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:07pm Kat in Chicago:

yikes queems! whatever for?
Avatar ♥ 6:07pm herb.nyc:

cute, wave from the railing. everyone should do The Wave.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:08pm queems:

i have a long commute and i start work at 7am :(
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:08pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Wave in unison while everyone chants "Hey, ho! Hey, ho! ..."
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:09pm queems:

maybe i can sleep on the boat and cut my commute in half
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:10pm PMD:

I really want to go
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:11pm queems:

is captain chris going to be as high when he pilots this boat as he was on the phone
  6:11pm noel:

Andy will be on the boat? amazing!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:11pm Kat in Chicago:

god I hope not
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:11pm cklequ:

I start work at 7 and get up at 4 every day too. And i only have a 10 minute commute. What the hell is wrong with me?
  6:12pm noel:

Could this be like an Duck Boat Sinking?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:12pm queems:

@cklequ are YOU going to be on this boat?
Avatar ♥ 6:12pm herb.nyc:

I'll bet Andy is doing ventriloquism as he speaks!
  6:14pm gw:

It’s not a booze cruise , it’s a jews cruise .
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:16pm cklequ:

@queems - I'm in RI. I don't think i can make it on such short notice.
  6:16pm liXiviated life:

A vision of management going up in flames.
I’ve got mixed emotions.
Avatar 6:17pm dale:

it should be a pirate cruise and you hijack the staten island ferry.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:17pm queems:

@cklequ i'm sure there are other boats for you to ride up there
  6:19pm quinn:

Will anyone actually be on this cruise?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:19pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Can passengers receive leis when they board?
  6:19pm quinn:

No offense
Avatar 6:19pm BerkeleyGuy:

it's 12 miles
  6:20pm noel:

Is this a pilot for another Andy TV show? The bar is on top.
Avatar 6:20pm BerkeleyGuy:

yes, I am wikipedia
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:21pm cklequ:

@queems - We've got boats, but i have a hard time getting on one unless there's the possibility of a ventriloquism act. (I've frequently not been on boats.)
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:21pm queems:

@cklequ very understandable
  6:21pm noel:

Who's playin' Jack Sparra and Captain Hook?
  6:22pm Chi Bill:

Hymen and metalfunkl?! LOL
Avatar 6:22pm JakeGould:

Anything is flammable if you want it to be!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:23pm queems:

oh shit. yeah 10pm, i'm out. plus i don't know any jokes so i'm double out
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:23pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Weather forecast currently looks like 48F Sunday 6PM. www.darksky.net...
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:23pm Kat in Chicago:

I'm not the most boaty of persons but I've been on a tall ship on Lake Michigan for a Pride Week cruise, and it was super fun. I never rode the Staten Island Ferry when I lived in NYC, maybe I'll do that next week when I'm there.
Avatar 6:23pm JakeGould:

Wait… Let’s be trapped on a boat with Andy Breckman on a Sunday night before the Monday workweek begins? WOW!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:24pm PMD:

I want Andy to dress up as Jack Sparrow
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:24pm queems:

i find literally any excuse to ride on a boat
  6:24pm noel:

He's more the Long John Silver type.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:25pm PMD:

@queems - Andy said he'd bring a joke book Plus there's google
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:25pm PMD:

'Ho ho!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:26pm queems:

@PMD excellent, that solves 50% of my problem
Avatar 6:26pm dale:

a pirate ventriloquist with a parrot dummy on his shoulder would be PERFECT!
  6:26pm noel:

Don McLean is going to be on board. Or is it Don "ho"
  6:27pm Listener Larry from DC:

Isn't Lan Ho Andy's Korean boy? How'd he miss that "joke"? #AndyBreckmanFAIL
  6:27pm liXiviated life:

This is way more entertaining than the WNYC fund raising chatter
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:27pm queems:

i'm only going if it's lightning storm
  6:28pm liXiviated life:

Demonic devices
  6:28pm noel:

No lightning. The last WBAI boat trip I took it was lightning and rough waves and I was tripping.
  6:28pm bridgettendaisy:

My very educated mother just served us nine pizzas
  6:29pm COLINfromvictoriabritishcolumbiacanada:

FFS it's not nooo-monic
Avatar ♥ 6:29pm herb.nyc:

from bio class, I used King Put could order four green spices for kingdom phylum ...
  6:30pm COLINfromvictoriabritishcolumbiacanada:

it's NEM-onic
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:30pm queems:

north east south west NEVER EAT SOGGY WAFFLES
  6:31pm noel:

On Old Olympic Towering Tops A Finn And German Picked Some Hops
  6:31pm COLINfromvictoriabritishcolumbiacanada:

Christ. Typical US education system results
Avatar ♥ 6:32pm herb.nyc:

well thanks, ken, for showing people how dumb I am. I mean, my friends and family already knew. re kingdom phylum...
  6:32pm Johnzon:

Eddy Ate Dynamite Good Bye Eddy
Avatar 6:32pm dale:

i just know roy g. biv. and every good boy deserves favour. and bitch, bitch, bitch!
  6:32pm Jocelyn:

Roy G Biv

Rainbow

red orange yellow green blue indigo violet
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:32pm queems:

i prefer roygbip
  6:33pm COLINfromvictoriabritishcolumbiacanada:

Jesus! It's NOT NEW-monic
  6:34pm noel:

Pneumonic
  6:34pm COLINfromvictoriabritishcolumbiacanada:

no
  6:34pm COLINfromvictoriabritishcolumbiacanada:

el
Avatar 6:35pm JakeGould:

Menamenha…
  6:35pm noel:

Like Kal-el son of Jor-el
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:36pm Ken From Hyde Park:

There should be a filet mignonic to remember the US presidents: WAJMMAJVH ... .
  6:36pm COLINfromvictoriabritishcolumbiacanada:

hey morons!

mnemonic (nĭ-mŏnˈĭk)►
adj. Relating to, assisting, or intended to assist the memory.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:36pm queems:

it's ok colin
  6:36pm Chi Bill:

related to the winter disease pneubronchulosis
  6:36pm noel:

why? yes morons.
Avatar ♥ 6:37pm herb.nyc:

oh, I use MAPLE, to remember Madison, Park, and Lexington avenues - going west to east.
  6:37pm COLINfromvictoriabritishcolumbiacanada:

no, it's not okay queensm
  6:37pm COLINfromvictoriabritishcolumbiacanada:

no
  6:37pm COLINfromvictoriabritishcolumbiacanada:

no
Avatar ♥ 6:37pm ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

PLANETS!!!!!
  6:38pm COLINfromvictoriabritishcolumbiacanada:

I'm gonna listen to an English station now
Avatar 6:39pm JakeGould:

“My Very Eccentric Mother Just Served Us Nasty Prozac”
Avatar 6:40pm dale:

63? he's ancient! i'm only 59ish.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:42pm queems:

pemdas bitchhh
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:42pm queems:

order of operations
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:42pm Ken From Hyde Park:

There should be a TV show that presents contestants with a list of random items and they come up with a mnemoniac on the spot. If a contestant messes up, they're out. Each round, the list gets longer. Winner receives a free boat ride.
  6:43pm Old Solders Never Die:

Better Be Right Or Your Great Big Venture Goes West
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:43pm queems:

it's math
  6:43pm bridgettendaisy:

It’s math!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:44pm queems:

parentheses, exponents, multiplication, division, addition, subtraction
Avatar ♥ 6:44pm herb.nyc:

bfi4qru / 18 - what my friend told me
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:44pm queems:

literally the first and only time i have ever needed to know that in adulthood
Avatar 6:48pm dale:

what's on after this - the bikini girls?
Avatar ♥ 6:48pm herb.nyc:

Henry Henry Henry Henry Henry Henry Henry Henry - how I remember all the people up to and including Henry VIII
Avatar 6:48pm dale:

...not that i'm bored or impatient.
  6:50pm noel:

Papa Oscar Tango Lema Sierra Delta Sierra Tango Papa.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:50pm KidProJoe:

Some mom came up with the acid dealer one
  6:51pm COLINfromvictoriabritishcolumbiacanada:

I think I just sat on a pneumatic device
Avatar ♥ 6:53pm Fredericks:

Dave Brumin?
  6:53pm bore:

Elmo goes boom destroying Florida
Avatar 6:54pm WaveyDavey:

May I have a large container of coffee (the letter counts of the words equals pi) 3.1415926
Avatar ♥ 6:54pm Fredericks:

Blumin!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:55pm queems:

well shit now i have to go
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:58pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Make your hands into fists and hold them up side by side together. The knuckles represent January, March, May, July, August, October and December (31 days). The valleys between represent February, April, June, September and November (30 or fewer days).
Avatar 7:09pm JakeGould:

Damn! Could not call in but I came up with this one.

“Mom’s eccentric brother might attack cats before morning.”

It stands for top U.S. Drugs:

• Marijuana
• Ecstasy
• Benzos
• Methadone
• Amphetamines
• Cocaine
• Bath Salts
• Methamphetamine
Avatar 7:11pm WaveyDavey:

@JakeCould Why didn't opium and nicotine make the list?
Avatar 7:12pm JakeGould:

“Mom’s eccentric brother might attack cats before morning. Oh no!”

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