Favoriting Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from June 13, 2018 Favoriting

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Favoriting June 13, 2018: Andy stands in for your shitty dad!

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Listener comments!

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dale:

my dad has been dead for 28 years - can andy stand in for him?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:01pm
PMD:

Woo hoo! #1!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:01pm
dale:

pmd - wah waaaaaah.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:01pm
PMD:

Will Andy stand in for my sugar daddy?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:02pm
PMD:

@dale sigh. yes. At least I'm #1 in my world
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:03pm
dale:

....as it should be.
  6:04pm
Listener Robert:

Dale, Andy stands in great for dead people.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:04pm
Sebastian:

good evening!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:04pm
queems:

oh boy
Avatar 6:05pm
lent cake:

dont drive those Mikes unless its necessary,,,
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:05pm
queems:

my dad used to give us juicy fruit! it's working already!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:05pm
Sebastian:

Juicy Fruit is the worst
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PMD:

Juicy fruit flavor lasts for about 5 bites
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:06pm
PMD:

But it's great while it lasts!
  6:06pm
Fred:

Ken ask Andy for a piece of gum for Ron....laterRon
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:06pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Happy Father's Day, all you dad's listening!
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lent cake:

frutty juce is better
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Readie Righteous:

Does juicy fruit gum flavor still last for about 14 seconds?
Avatar 🚂 6:06pm
herb.nyc:

remember FreshenUp gum? it had liquid in the middle. my friend called it CumGum.
  6:06pm
Frank from Berlin:

Its gonna get dark soon!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:08pm
queems:

the only gum that lasts less time than juicy fruit is teaberry gum
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:08pm
dale:

i liked fruit stripe gum better than juicy fruit.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:08pm
PMD:

Ken that's great advice!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:09pm
dale:

only time i did acid was on the tenth floor and i went out on to the fire escape. i swore i could fly but am sooooooo glad i didn't try.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:09pm
queems:

my dad gave us fruit stripe gum too. he used to keep weird gums in his datsun pick up truck
  6:09pm
Frank from Berlin:

It's easier today with Spotify!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:10pm
dale:

kenny g played that song and added little children laughing. it was disturbingly funny. if you'e sick and fucked up. like me. and probably kenny g.
  6:10pm
Frank from Berlin:

woow! I miss his shows
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:10pm
PMD:

How is Daisy's school experience going??
  6:11pm
noel:

Bad Mom's 2 had Kenny G.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:11pm
Sebastian:

WFMU - we're meant to sound distorted <- save that for the next billboard
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:12pm
dale:

zager and evans - odd that michael zager did disco hit 'let's all chant' as well/
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:13pm
dale:

andy - you're almost the age my father was when he died. just sayin'....
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:13pm
queems:

my dad is alive but if andy wants to put money in my checking account then i'm down
  6:13pm
noel:

Daddy left when I was two and died when I was sixteen. He's waiting for Trump in Hell.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:14pm
Sebastian:

never knew my dad, never missed a thing as far as I know
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Brendan in Carroll Gardens:

I thought is was a bi-sexual motherless child hotline
Avatar 🚂 6:15pm
herb.nyc:

music: can you play some My Dad is Dead, plz?
  6:16pm
Morphe:

Words I never heard from father but I always say to my sons:"I love you... you are amazing"
  6:17pm
noel:

You love the potholes on 24
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:17pm
PMD:

What happened to Andy's job?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:18pm
dale:

my father once said 'did you use a rubber?'
  6:18pm
noel:

As usual it's a Hand Job.
  6:20pm
Morphe:

Andy cannot do a hand job because he has no friends - not even those wee 5 stubby digits/friends
  6:21pm
noel:

Anything is possible in the masturbatorium
  6:22pm
noel:

blood?
  6:22pm
Listener Robert:

Noel, don't let the souvenir hunters know, but there's still a NJ 24 sign just south of Hackettstown on Cty 517 going towards Chester after NJ 57 splits off. They should never have de-designated Route 24 east of Chester anyway.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:23pm
pinholga:

"Pammie's On A Bummer" might be the song with the most Andy/Ken overlap.
  6:23pm
Chud:

this is pure gold
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:24pm
Sebastian:

I kind of hope Andy's kids call in
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Linda Lee:

how can i possibly be this late tuning in? i could use a proxy father too!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:25pm
ultradamno:

I know the CIA helped at least one guy try to fly while on LSD. And he also was a dad who died.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:25pm
queems:

WOW such sincerity
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Linda Lee:

isn't he amazing!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:25pm
PMD:

I'm tearing up...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:26pm
Sebastian:

Andy is hamming it up pretty good!
  6:26pm
noel:

The "man" supplied a lot of chemicals to us back then Some good some not so good.
Avatar 6:26pm
Linda Lee:

damn! a full switchboard! i have no chance!
  6:27pm
noel:

Andy can't even fake sincerity.
  6:28pm
noel:

A steaming pile of happy horseshit. Love it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:28pm
dale:

andy could get a job on 770 wabc as host of 'surrogate father radio hour.' sponsored by kars for kids.
  6:28pm
Elle Tor’s Husband:

wait... is this an Unclean Andy game pitch?
  6:28pm
noel:

What kind of Kar can you get for a kid?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:29pm
dale:

a kiddie kar.
  6:29pm
noel:

Just trade them in before the Amber Alert.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:30pm
ultradamno:

I think the best most people need to hear from their dead dad is "you know, I was actually a prick to everyone, not just you"
  6:30pm
noel:

It's now pronounced Kida.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:30pm
queems:

i'm drawing my dad a father's day card right now
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Linda Lee:

good work, queems!
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Linda Lee:

Andy's pouring it on a bit thick now!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:32pm
ultradamno:

Hallmark movie of the week worthy!
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lent cake:

self-obsession could be cured with acid therapy
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:32pm
queems:

thanks linda!
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mocherz:

Wow, what an episode!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:32pm
Sebastian:

Andy might be a fine televangelist some day
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:32pm
dale:

my oldest sibling told me she asked my father why he had so many kids. his answer was 'i couldn't help it if your mother wanted to fuck so much.' soooooo...pretty sure by the time i came around they were over it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:32pm
queems:

andy breckman is america's dad
Avatar 6:34pm
Linda Lee:

there's our trouble right there ..
  6:35pm
noel:

He went outside on Christmas Eve fired a gun came back and told his kids Santa committed suicide.
Avatar 6:36pm
Linda Lee:

alas, this won't work for me ~ Dad didn't chew gum.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:36pm
PMD:

This is all kind of freaking me out. Andy's possessed.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:37pm
PMD:

@Linda Lee you could mention that.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:37pm
Sebastian:

this is truly amazing
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Linda Lee:

true!
  6:37pm
Listener Robert:

This stuff could get seriously poignant.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:39pm
dale:

dad tried nicorette gum, but went back to a pack of kools a day.
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Linda Lee:

two alcoholic parents? wow. as if one isn't enough!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:40pm
Webhamster Henry:

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made. - J. Giraudoux and many comics like George Burns.
  6:40pm
noel:

How dry does you mouth get chewing Kools?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:41pm
queems:

ok this is weirding me out now
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Linda Lee:

almost wish i still identified as bisexual! darn!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:41pm
dale:

andy's gonna make me cry. or it's pollen. whatever.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:41pm
PMD:

If this episode is entered into the bot the 7SD program will explode.
Avatar 6:41pm
Linda Lee:

a little bit of a pandora's box here for sure.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:41pm
ultradamno:

It's weird to think he's always got this on tap.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:42pm
Kelly Jones:

I am literally choking up every time Andy stands in for shitty dad. Who needs therapy????
  6:42pm
JakeGould:

May to June is one effing rollercoaster for me… Deaths, births, stupid Hallmark holidays reminding me of that stuff… And it weirdly all becomes a rollercoaster again in the winter when more deaths and births happen.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:42pm
Webhamster Henry:

"You laugh, and you shed a little tear" - Andy Breckman
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Linda Lee:

just goes to show how *easy* it is to play sincere!
  6:43pm
JakeGould:

@KellyJones: My dad was great. So if I called him and asked him to do something he could only make me think of my dad saying, “Who is this putz?”
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:43pm
dale:

TESTICULAR CANCER. the king of the cancer ball.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:43pm
queems:

oh my god
  6:43pm
noel:

Pancreatic may be shitty but it's no King.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:44pm
PMD:

Andy for President!
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lent cake:

is it me or Andy is reapeting?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:45pm
dale:

remember - andy is a joke writer.
  6:45pm
Sam:

Idea for a show: Just Andy, doing two characters. His normal sarcastic character, and this sweet sincere character. He could argue with himself, offend himself, scold himself, cry and then laugh at himself for crying, lots of potential there.
Avatar 6:45pm
Linda Lee:

he's ironing out the routine.
  6:46pm
JakeGould:

@dale: On his taxes!
  6:46pm
JakeGould:

*rimshot* *crowd cheers* *people beg for calm* *riot ensues*
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RomanDogBird:

oh baby
  6:46pm
Sam:

Andy writes screenplays, so he's good at the zingers and he's also good at the tearjerker speeches. He's so slick, you never know what he's REALLY thinking.
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popsicornia:

My father spent all of his time lying on a small bed, reading through copies of Readers Digest and listening to the Hammond Organ Hour or recorded bagpipe music on the the local farm radio station. I'm pretty sure that I'm repeating the performance with Harper's & WFMU.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:47pm
ultradamno:

I'm just pleased he didn't whip out "god never asks you to bear more than you can carry"
  6:47pm
JakeGould:

@lentcake: That’s how he gets residuals!
  6:47pm
noel:

ED is organ failure
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:48pm
queems:

pancreatic cancer really is one of the worst cancers
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:48pm
dale:

yes - he also worked on the sgt bilko movie.
  6:49pm
Sam:

Andy should become one of those psychics that relays messages from dead relatives. "He just wants you to know that he's always been with you and he's so proud of the beautiful person you've become, etc""
  6:49pm
noel:

What is a good cancer?
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Linda Lee:

@Sam ~ sure sounds like the audition tonight!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:50pm
PMD:

@noel, one you can easily cut out?
  6:50pm
JakeGould:

@Sam: The thing about being a psychic is you honestly can’t be a schlumpy guy.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm
ultradamno:

Like a light, early-detected sarcoma?
  6:51pm
noel:

PMD sounds like an ex-friend.
  6:51pm
JakeGould:

Maybe this is an idea… Get a really lovable service dog. And then “interpret” what the dogs feels about you. Now THAT is a gig!
  6:52pm
noel:

Fake Dad a new cartoon show for Andy to do.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:53pm
howard in nyc:

This side of Andy is just shocking. Who knew? I don't know which is more jarring, if this is complete performance and his personality is devoid of such humility and sensitivity, or if this is a side of him fully hidden all these years by his radio persona.
  6:53pm
noel:

Ken remove his shovel
  6:53pm
JakeGould:

Tonto pizza rolls are great!
Avatar 6:53pm
lent cake:

@JakeGould: youre right, he's radiant
  6:53pm
Sam:

That's always been one of my biggest fears, that somebody I love would die suddenly when I was on the outs with them. I feel for Ken.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:54pm
dale:

my mother was a slut. screwed around a bunch on my dad. when she passed i didn't cry or have those nasty persistent dreams. life isn't like a fairy tale.
Avatar 6:54pm
Linda Lee:

gee, we need at least another hour..
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lent cake:

@Linda Lee agree here
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:56pm
dale:

"i can do this stuff. but it don't............."
  6:56pm
Sam:

We need someone to call in who's mad at their dad, and Andy will say this sweet stuff and the caller will be like "Whatever dad, you're so full of shit, I'm not falling for your act this time!"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:56pm
Kelly Jones:

I am having the best Father's Day! Andy should start a Father's Day Cult.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:57pm
PMD:

Andy - Karma!
  6:57pm
noel:

I think Charlie Manson beat Andy, Kelly
  6:57pm
JakeGould:

OH NO!!! This is going to destroy things! TOO META!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:58pm
Sebastian:

nooo, enchore!
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Linda Lee:

quixotic, prone to treachery, dishonest online .. :-D
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:58pm
queems:

noooo
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:58pm
Sebastian:

this can't end now
  6:58pm
noel:

A Merry Prankster
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:58pm
ultradamno:

My dad could talk like this but it was always prelude to some petty manipulation.
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Linda Lee:

too darn short, this one.
  6:59pm
Keith from Oregon:

Andy, I'm absolutely gobsmacked. Who knew? Your schtick is no sensitivity & no humanity. I honestly don't know if this is just performance, or if you're this sensitive in reality. Wow!
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Linda Lee:

can't say i'm unhappy i was never a parent! :-D
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:00pm
Sebastian:

great one, Ken & Andy, thank you!
  7:00pm
Sam:

Never trust a good writer
  7:00pm
Readie Righteous:

Awesome
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:00pm
howard in nyc:

What a great episode. No insurance payout on this one.
  8:20pm
em2c:

this was Andy Kaufman-level awkward... I alternately hated and loved this episode... well done.
  12:48am
Listener Brett from Toronna:

This is an absolute classic. One of the best
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