Careful you don't give yourself c.diff by overdoing it on the antibiotics. You'll wind up wearing a colostomy bag for the rest of your life if you're not careful.
Don't push my buttons, and I'll pass over yours. Buried in the notes, the Milky Way cold-bloodedly walks the landscape,awaiting a fare -- a tapestry of body parts being hauled away hot, like a marionette.
Welcome back to the land of the allegedly living??
A good opening.. nice grooves..especially since I am slicing veg and cooking... works in the kitchen..Thanks...
good morning Mr. Ken, hi everyone. thanks for starting off with Fugazi (b/w - feel better!).
9:36am
Morphe:
There is a HazMat Alert at FMU - Ken is a walking HazMat... everyone is required to wear fully surgical garb:Mask, gloves, scrubs, including blue or pink booties....
I’d like to lodge a harassment complaint. I experienced an ASMR as a result of some Don Felder song. It tingled my spine like a peppermint patty. I’m still trying to decide if I liked it or I was violated. I’ll get back to you.
Here is a link to the giant robot on the highway overpass. WAY creepy, well done art. I think Ready Next Player used his idea of the stacked up high-rise of trailers on a scaffolding. www.simonstalenhag.se...
Legal ID time ap[proaches: Dial 201-209-9368 and SAY: WFMU East Orange, WMFU Mount Hope, in New York City and Rockland County at 91.9 FM and online at wfmu dot org. The National Weather Service in Sterling Virginia has issued a
* Tornado Warning for...
Northeastern Hardy County in eastern West Virginia...
South central Hampshire County in eastern West Virginia...
* Until 630 PM EDT.
* At 604 PM EDT, a severe thunderstorm capable of producing a tornado
was located 9 miles northeast of Moorefield, moving southeast at 15
mph.
HAZARD...Tornado.
SOURCE...Radar indicated rotation.
IMPACT...For those in the direct path of a tornado touchdown,
flying debris will be dangerous to those caught without
shelter. Damage to roofs, siding, and windows may occur.
Mobile homes may be damaged or destroyed. Tree damage is
likely.
hey there Ken and everybody, glad I tuned in just in time for some Tuba!
10:08am
still b/p:
“Streets flooded. Please advise.” That’s the text of a telegram sent by Robert Benchley to his editor after he’d arrived in...Venice.
10:09am
Brendan:
Also a Tormato warning would be nice if you are going to play some Yes
10:09am
F˸˸˸F˸˸˸ (:
People, support the Hungry March Band! Buy all their albums! You don't want hear them performing as the Angry March Band! Don't make the same mistake I did!
Check out the video for this song, it's a lot of fun. 1909 Marching Band on Acid.
10:11am
F˸˸˸F˸˸˸ (:
That wasn't me, Linda Lee. I'm assuming you are asking who did the legal ID, right? Funny thing is Sam is the only one legal ID listener that cares to make the call.
Was that Clothesline Revival video inspired by the work of Segundo Víctor Aurelio Chomón y Ruiz (aka Segundo Chomon) a man born in 1871 and who produced several strange, silent short films between 1908-1910 per chance?
@LindaLee - trust me, it's NOTHING compared to the excitement of a Raging Lahar or a Pyroclastic FLOW. That's where the action is and that's WHERE IM GOING TO SCHOOL.
Legal ID time approaches: Dial 201-209-9368 and SAY: WFMU East Orange, WMFU Mount Hope, in New York City and Rockland County at 91.9 FM and online at wfmu dot org.
Flash Flood Statement
National Weather Service Baltimore MD/Washington DC
1241 AM EDT MON MAY 28 2018
...THE FLASH FLOOD WARNING FOR NORTHWESTERN ANNE ARUNDEL AND
SOUTHEASTERN HOWARD COUNTIES WILL EXPIRE AT 1245 AM EDT...
The crest of floodwaters has reached the Little Patuxent River at
Savage. Thus, the threat of rapid life-threatening flooding has
ended. Significant flooding continues in this area though, and a
flood warning remains in effect.
That last legal ID call confirms my theory that the few people that has called the show to say the Legal ID so far are in fact just one person doing different vocal characterisations: Sam.
11:07am
Sam:
Ken From Hyde Park, are you a right cheek kind of guy, or a left cheek kind of guy?
I'm embarrased to say I was the only Tuchus virgin here. That is, I always thought Tuchus was the creature making cute noises in the song. But then I met you! You dirty people!
thanks jtothek :) and jake, no, i have been aware of the tuchus my whole life since my mom, while 100% irish catholic, grew up in flushing and uses a lot of yiddish words
@tadpole: Okay, you know what? Those Lynx’s sound like two Protestant hipsters fighting over a brunch bill at Williamsburg cafe that sells $7 (and up) avocado toast.
I have no idea. Even though I worked for many years in restaurants, I don't dine out much any more. The whole small plate/à la carte thing has no appeal for me.
I was supposed to sing this, but I was already booked.
11:38am
F˸˸˸F˸˸˸ (:
Don't worry people. I'm pretty sure Bob Dylan will outlive all of us. In fact I predict he will record a new Xmas album in 2045. People then won't even remember he recorded one already.
I want to hear Clay Pigeon explain to us that we're all going to die within 15 minutes. Sprinkle us with pixie dust. Tell us he loves us. Play one last vomit sound as we're blinded by a flash brighter than 10,000 suns.
11:51am
F˸˸˸F˸˸˸ (:
Sam,
Do you accept legal ID vocal characterisations requests?
Legal ID time approaches: Dial 201-209-9368 and SAY: WFMU East Orange, WMFU Mount Hope, in New York City and Rockland County at 91.9 FM and online at wfmu dot org.
At 604 PM EDT, a severe thunderstorm capable of producing a tornado
was located 9 miles northeast of Moorefield, moving southeast at 15
mph.
HAZARD...Tornado.
SOURCE...Radar indicated rotation.
IMPACT...For those in the direct path of a tornado touchdown,
flying debris will be dangerous to those caught without
shelter. Damage to roofs, siding, and windows may occur.
Mobile homes may be damaged or destroyed. Tree damage is
likely.
* This dangerous storm will be near...
Wardensville around 630 PM EDT.
Other locations impacted by this tornadic thunderstorm include
Inkerman, Rio, Perry, Bean Settlement, Baker and Mccauley.
PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...
TAKE COVER NOW! Move to a basement or an interior room on the lowest
floor of a sturdy building. Avoid windows. If you are outdoors, in a
mobile home, or in a vehicle, move to the closest substantial shelter
and protect yourself from flying debris.
And while Clay goes way over 15 minutes explaining and adding sound effects the pending doom, whatever it is, becomes bored and veers off on a new trajectory and Clay, unwittingly, saves the day.