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Playlist for 14 February 2018 Options | Ass Wednesday

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Artist Song Album Label Images Approx. start time
John Cale  Heartbreak Hotel   Options Guts  Island Records 
Ute Lemper & Neil Hannon  Tango Ballad   Options Punishing Kiss  decca 
0:03:04 (Pop-up)
Severija  Zu Asche, Zu Staub   Options Babylon Berlin  BMG 
0:07:35 (Pop-up)
Scott Walker  Next   Options It's Raining Today: The Scott Walker Story (1967-70)  Razor and Tie 
0:12:57 (Pop-up)
The Billy Nayer Show  The Girl with The Vagina Made of Glass   Options The American Astronaut  Mr Sam's Giant Records 
0:15:41 (Pop-up)
The Crystals  He Hit Me   Options Need ALBUM  NEED LABEL 
0:18:32 (Pop-up)
The Pink Floyd  Arnold Layne   Options Relics  NEED LABEL 
0:20:32 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ:
Rockabye Baby 
How Soon is Now?   Options       0:27:41 (Pop-up)
Fabio  About Romance   Options Fabio After Dark  Scotti Bros.    0:27:59 (Pop-up)
The Frogs  I Don't Care If U Disrespect Me (Just So You Love Me)   Options It's Only Right and Natural  Homestead Records  
0:29:34 (Pop-up)
Sweat Talley  Looking for a Virgin   Options No Album  Self Published 
0:31:46 (Pop-up)
Lena Zavaroni  Help me Make It Through The Night   Options Ma! He's Making Eyes at Me  Stax 
0:36:35 (Pop-up)
Laurice  Faded Rose   Options Balladeer  Mighty Mouth Music 
0:38:56 (Pop-up)
Neil Young  A Man Needs a Maid   Options Harvest  Reprise 
0:43:07 (Pop-up)
Butterscott  Kissing the Velvet Glove   Options Great Scott  Butterscott 
0:46:40 (Pop-up)
Passenger  Night Vision Binoculars   Options Wicked Man's Rest  NEED LABEL 
0:49:49 (Pop-up)
Country Joe and the Fish  Not so Sweet Martha Lorraine   Options Electric Music for the Mind and Body  Vanguard 
0:54:20 (Pop-up)
The Velvetty Underjam  Venus in Furs   Options The Velveeta Underwear and Nicky  Verve 
0:58:09 (Pop-up)
Tonetta  Still a Slave   Options 777  NEED LABEL    1:08:46 (Pop-up)
Anal Cunt  I Couldn't Afford to Buy You a Present So I Wrote This Song   Options Picnic of Love  NEED LABEL 
1:11:31 (Pop-up)
Sonic Youth  Superstar   Options Wish I Were a Carpenter  NEED LABEL 
1:15:16 (Pop-up)
Pierre Raymonde and Bugs Bower  Pelvic Pleasures   Options Erotic Aerobics  NEED LABEL 
1:19:08 (Pop-up)
Serge Gainsbourg  Lemon Incense   Options NEED ALBUM  NEED LABEL    1:21:34 (Pop-up)
Marilyn Manson  Sweet Dreams   Options NEED ALBUM  NEED LABEL 
1:26:44 (Pop-up)
Melvins  In Every Dreamhome a Heartache   Options Everybody Loves Sausages  Ipecac Records 
1:32:02 (Pop-up)
Nina Simone  I Put a Spell on You   Options NEED ALBUM  NEED LABEL 
1:46:28 (Pop-up)
Flight of the Conchords  Business Time   Options Flight of the Conchords  NEED LABEL 
1:48:44 (Pop-up)
Detroit Grand Pubahs  Dr. Bootygrabber   Options Funk Y'all  NEED LABEL 
1:52:53 (Pop-up)
Ken Nordine  Anytime, Anytime   Options Word Jazz  NEED LABEL 
2:02:45 (Pop-up)
Lovage  Stroker Ace   Options Lovage: Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By  Tommy Boy 
2:04:25 (Pop-up)
Karen Souza  Creep   Options NEED ALBUM  Tommy Boy 
2:08:50 (Pop-up)
Morrisey  The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get   Options Vauxhall and I  NEED THE LABEL 
2:12:13 (Pop-up)
NIN  Closer   Options The Downward Spiral  NEED THE LABEL 
2:15:41 (Pop-up)
Ed Special  Penis and Testicle Dance Party   Options No Album  No Label 
2:23:05 (Pop-up)
Fabio  On Slow Dancing``   Options After Dark  NEED LABEL 
2:29:10 (Pop-up)
Urge Overkill  Girl, You'll Be a Woman Soon   Options Stull  Touch and Go Records 
2:30:44 (Pop-up)
Alice Cooper  I Love the Dead   Options Billion Dollar Babies  NEED THE LABEL 
2:34:42 (Pop-up)
tATu  How Soon is Now   Options 200 KM/H In The Wrong Lane  NEED THE LABEL 
2:43:56 (Pop-up)
Wildman Fisher  Circle   Options An Evening With Wild Man Fischer  Bizarre/Rhino 
2:49:47 (Pop-up)
Skylark  Wildflower   Options NEED ALBUM  NEED THE LABEL    2:52:36 (Pop-up)

Listener comments!

Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:18am -Ken:

Guten Tag, Schlampen!
Avatar 6:25am cory:

gutten morgan Ken
Avatar 6:44am (Murakami Whywolf))):

Like Ken Clean-air-system, I wake-up around now and then go back to sleep because it's far too early. But I grab big, animated, GIF-encoded images first.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:47am -Ken:

Im looking for creepy love songs this morning. No curses though!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:58am Ken From Hyde Park:

I can offer a couple of creepy ones: Tegan and Sara – “Living Room” and The Misfits – “Die, Die My Darling.”
Avatar 7:02am cory:

Primus does a pretty good version of Intruder on Miscellaneous Debris
  7:06am F˪˩ F˪˩ (:

Good morning, Kens, cory, Murakami Whywolf!

I hate to request this one but Police's Every Breathe you Take is such a creepy song that not only triggers the Goat Alarm but the Donkey one as well.

BUT, that's a rhetorical request. That is, you don't have to play it, Ken. Please!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:13am -Ken:

No worries f0f0, that is definitely one of the creepiest stalker songs ever to break to Billboard Hot 100 but I shan't be playing it.
Avatar 7:46am OTB:

The Crystals' "He Hit Me (It Felt Like a Kiss)" falls into the 'creepy love song' category, don't it?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:47am geo in jc:

Good Morning Ken!
  7:50am F˪˩ F˪˩ (:

Some request ideas:

The Highness - Song about Ken
Oingo Boingo - Little Girls
The Crystals - Please Hurt Me
Ralph Stanley - Pretty Polly
Yat Kha - Love Will Tear Us Apart
Morrissey - The more you ignore me, the closer I get
Napoleon XIV - They`re Coming To Make Away Haa Haa!
John Cale & Brian Eno - Lay My Love
Passenger - Night Vision Binoculars
Nina Simone - I Put a Spell on You
The Supremes — Run, Run, Run
Tricky - Overcome
The Beatles - Run for your life
Wild Fisherman - The Circle
Neil Diamond – Girl, You’ll be a Woman Soon
Jonhny Cash - Closer
Serge Gainsbourg — Lemon Incest
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:56am Asheville Jon:

creepy love song? Loretta Swit singing "i feel the earth move under my feet"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:11am -Ken:

@OTB it sure does!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:14am -Ken:

Great suggestions everybody! Keep 'em coming
  8:15am Listener Robert:

I hold your heart in my hand,
It's raining hearts in our land;
Soon you'll be wanting pickles & bananas.
I smile to think of your belly round,
For it is you that I hound,
You'll melt in my mouth, Johanna.
Turn and face me while you're young,
I'll give you lots of tongue,
And soon it'll be baby time,
A reflection of our love,
The little ones we love,
That's all you get on my dime.

Just find music for that.
  8:15am Mark Williams:

Heptones - Sweet 16 or I Hold the Handle (You Hold the Blade)
  8:18am Listener Robert:

Darn, I missed Barry White lighting our fire. Scrolling error.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:21am -Ken:

Best GIF roundup poetry yet. Robert!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:25am NotARealDoctor:

Oh my, if the gifs are anything to go by, it looks like not even strippes' jobs will be safe from automation!
Avatar 8:37am Wild Neil:

PEACE All! Working from home today, live from my kitchen table using my wifes laptop. How about for a creepy love song "Too Much Pork For Just one Fork". Also, somebody did a song "That Chick's Too Young to Fry"? The Gifs are extra creepy today, especially the dancing erotic robot with dirty legs. Yuk!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:39am Asheville Jon:

is there a shittyflute version of olivia neutron-bomb's 'i honestly love you'?
  8:44am Mark Williams:

Legendary Pink Dots - Love in a Brown Paper Bag. Just leave the goat scream on throughout.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:54am Asheville Jon:

happy (slightly early) birthday Ken!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:55am Asheville Jon:

or is it late, i forget, i think it's around this time though....
Avatar 9:01am Linda Lee:

yes yes yes!! cannot wait for this show. Morning Ken & listeners! hi Jon!!
  9:01am mrmikestandsir:

the great John Cale
  9:01am queems:

here we gooo
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:01am melinda:

Hi Ken and everyone
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:02am dale:

geesh, nick cave really borrowed heavily from cale.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:02am Aaron Working In Newark:

#FelderNation is here.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:02am Polyus:

Cale is doing a career retrospective show in London next month, spanning all the way back to 1964. I am going to be in London but just can't afford it. ARRRGH!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:02am Asheville Jon:

Linda Lee!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:03am Patty D:

Happy Wednesday everyone! Special request for some Michigan J. Frog this Valentine's Day.
Avatar 9:03am Linda Lee:

how's your morning Jon?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:04am Asheville Jon:

alright so far, even though i've only had one cup of coffee.
how's your day going?
Avatar 9:04am Mayor Frank:

Muskrat Love. Done.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:04am dale:

little water song (wirtten by nick cave!) on this c.d. is sublime. neil's singing on this horrendous.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:05am bore:

good morning ken et al.
Avatar 9:05am Linda Lee:

don't wish to complain, so i'll say 'fine, thanks' :-D
Avatar 9:06am Linda Lee:

i do expect to be thrilled & amazed repeatedly from now til noon :-D
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:07am Asheville Jon:

ok then, 'good to hear' :D
Avatar 9:07am Linda Lee:

thank you. :-D
Avatar 9:08am Linda Lee:

glad you're doing well too :-)
  9:08am Mandy:

it's not even 9:10 yet I'm already uncomfortable nice job Ken
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:09am Asheville Jon:

thanks. :) i won't complain either, even though i could write a novel these days.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:09am Lizardner Dave:

"No Children" by the Mountain Goats. "I hope you die, I hope we both die" just screams Valentine's Day.
Avatar 9:10am Linda Lee:

i could too dear. oh boy! :-) at least we're not dead ~ yet. :-D
  9:11am F˪˩ F˪˩ (:

Following the good ol' WFMU tradition today is the special day when we reveal our secret love. So, cory, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!! I'm sorry, Wild Neil, you don't like Barenaked Ladies so much as we do! Maybe next year?

Wait. What? WFMU doesn't celebrate this tradition? Oh-uh. Disregard what I've just said!
  9:11am partyfinger:

"we got a date"by Hasil Adkins
Avatar 9:11am Linda Lee:

isn't it true that unintended creepy is creepier than intended creepy?
Avatar 9:11am cory:

  9:12am miles:

double rainbow all the way
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:12am -Ken:

I love you Linda Lee. There. I said it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:12am Tome:

good morning , I am giving up playing horsey for sure ,
Avatar 9:13am Linda Lee:

I love you too Ken. Mwah!!
  9:13am Sherry in Somerville:

Digging the downbeat Valentine vibe SM Ken
  9:13am Mandy:

@Lizender some Shellac would be good after that.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:13am dale:

nothing says 'love' like a big sausage pizza
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:14am Asheville Jon:

that's true LL, better than the alternative.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:14am Webhamster Henry:

Nothing says love like Olga Podluzhnaya!
Avatar 9:14am Linda Lee:

i've just been given reason to go on. just in time.
  9:14am queems:

so many whores
Avatar 9:15am Roberto:

The queer Lieutenant who slapped our asses. Damn good songwriting right there.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:15am melinda:

I feel super groggy and wish I didn't. Did he just say first case of diarrhea?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:15am Krys O.:

I love Scott Walker, but Alex Harvey Band does my favorite version of Next.
Avatar 9:16am Linda Lee:

gonorrhea, love. :-)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:16am dale:

and a perfect gif to accompany it....
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:16am Colleen:

Oh this is great
Avatar 9:16am Roberto:

Oh gawd. Dancing Kevin...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:16am MD:

Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:16am BnowB:

so funny I lol I thought as I listened quietly.. I love you ken and looked up on screen to a rightfully so Ken Love Fest ... Next. next.. Whiskey Yes .. I have had my sip or 5 today already. don't judge. :) XO NAKED DEAD hold my hand
Avatar 9:17am Roberto:

Something tells me I'd best minimize this page while in the office.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:17am MD:

Vintage Dom. Photo! You Really do Care Ken!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:18am dale:

i hope we get some candy pants for valentines day.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:18am melinda:

@Linda thanks, my speakers are in the next room
  9:18am queems:

this whole show is one long goat scream
  9:19am queems:

THIS SONG. the absolute creepiest
  9:19am Mandy:

I can't listen at work but these comments are incredible. I can't wait to get home and hear the show.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:19am MD:

Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:20am melinda:

I've heard of this song but I don't think I've heard it until now.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:20am BnowB:

hit me Jefferery Boumont .,, You like talk like that
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:20am MD:

Christina! you can give me my Heart back now! Please!?!?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:21am Colleen:

Nothing says "I love you" Like a good ol fashioned black eye!
Avatar 9:21am Roberto:

Avatar 9:21am Linda Lee:

'He Hit Me' was a single. no album, apparently. Philles label.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:21am Aaron Working In Newark:

Avatar 9:22am Jersey Cowboy:

Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:22am MD:

Poor Sid...Both of them...
  Swag For Life Member 9:22am tadpoles:

Correction #Aaron - Syd.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:22am Listener Bob in PGH:

Soul Side does a very very claustrophobic creepy version of Willie Nelson's "Crazy" on the "Soon Come Happy" album. It sounds like the singer is in a padded cell!
  9:23am Mandy:

seconding Oingo Boingo "I love Little Girls" because it's also insidiously catchy
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:23am Aaron Working In Newark:

I was talking about acid. :P
  Swag For Life Member 9:23am Walt:

"He Hit Me (It Felt Like a Kiss)" was on "He's a Rebel" PHLP 4001 (1963), side two, track five
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:23am steveo:

"Both my mother and Syd's mother had students as lodgers because there was a girls' college up the road so there were constantly great lines of bras and knickers on our washing lines and 'Arnold' or whoever he was, had bits off our washing lines."
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:24am Aaron Working In Newark:

lol then I was still wrong... its that kind of day today.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:25am MD:

Happy- Rip My Heart out of my chest day- to you all!!!
Avatar 9:25am Linda Lee:

@Walt ~ I'm surprised it was released on LP, since it was generally banned on radio.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:26am MD:

Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:26am rsj:

Ken does saccharin and sappy
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:26am Lizardner Dave:

Ken's going to confess his secret forbidden love of Don Felder.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:27am Sebastian:

hello everybody
  9:27am Carlyle Marc:

Mornin Ken, got a creepy one; "Romeo's Distress" by Christian Death on the Catastrophe Ballet album.
Avatar 9:27am Roberto:

Paging screaming goat...screaming goat, please report to Ken's show immediately.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:27am ultradamno:

I suggest Half Japanese's "Girl Athletes"
Avatar 9:27am Roberto:

There we go.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:28am Sebastian:

oi, nsfw gifs today!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:28am cosmic matrix:

Lush: Childcatcher.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:28am steveo:

yeah, I'm looking forward to laser lady scrolling off the top...,
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:29am dale:

Love hurts
Love scars
Love wounds and marks
Avatar 9:29am Linda Lee:

Fabio!! Bellissimo!!
  9:29am Readie Righteous:

Hola Ken, here's one: Dinah Washington: "My Man's an Undertaker"
  9:29am queems:

i too enjoy making men cry
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:30am Brian C.:

the sensational alex harvey band does a nice version of "Next"
  9:30am ?:

Good morning. Maybe Malagueña from the 'what cheer brigade'
Danke schoen!
Avatar 9:30am Mayor Frank:

DEVO: Girl You Want?
"She sings from somewhere you can't see
She sits in the top of the greenest tree
She sends out an aroma of undefined love
It drips on down in a mist from above..."
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:30am Webhamster Henry:

Does this mean we're getting some Erotic Aerobics next (I've memorized set lists from the 90s)?
Avatar 9:30am Roberto:

  9:31am F˪˩ F˪˩ (:

Is this the same Fabio, a magician, I think, often seen taming lions. I am embarrased to Google that. That's why I'm asking you.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:31am steveo:

oh I always that was beck's voice
Avatar 9:31am Mayor Frank:

Yay Frogs!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:31am rsj:

just the first 5 seconds on repeat as talk over
mommy, what's a funkadelic
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:31am dale:

shave em dry by bessie smith is a love song, no?
Avatar 9:32am Nick S.:

Ok, now you're turning me on!
  9:33am Chapelhillian:

Erotica by Man from their first record Revelation. Sounds like missing soundtrack music from Barbarella. Not romantic, though.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:33am ultradamno:

Rachel Sweet's "Stay Awhile"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:33am Sebastian:

Ken, are the requests for label-info sincere? Just asking cause FoFo supplied every single label and album info last week, to no avail
Avatar 9:33am Linda Lee:

Fabio was a former romance-novel cover model turned world famous spokesmodel.
  9:34am queems:

he also got slammed in the face by a bird while riding a roller coaster
Avatar 9:35am Linda Lee:

he couldn't believe it wasn't butter.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:35am -Ken:

@Sebastian - YES! I really do need the label and album info. that is sincere
  9:35am F˪˩ F˪˩ (:

Thanks, Linda Lee. Your results are better than those from the search engine.
Avatar 9:36am Wild Neil:

Working from home. My 7 year old has a temp of 100.1. Do you give ibuprofen at this point, or let it ride a bit higher?
Also, what is the phone number for station id?
Avatar 9:36am Linda Lee:

experiential wisdom. :-)
Avatar 9:37am Nick S.:

  9:37am ?:

Ken Nordine does Robert Shure's TWINK
Track -Queen
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:38am dale:

benny mardones 'into the night' could set of the goat alarm pretty fast
Avatar 9:38am Linda Lee:

holy mother of god .. this poor child.
  9:38am queems:

my face actually frowned by itself while listening to this one
Avatar 9:38am Nick S.:
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:38am Asheville Jon:

--Wild Neil: i'd let it ride a little more, but if she's obvioulsy having pain, then got for it now. 100.1 is not 'that high' for a kid
Avatar 9:38am Wild Neil:

Is it (201) 209-9368?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:39am Asheville Jon:

(wild neil, i also have a 7 year old, fyi)
Avatar 9:39am Jersey Cowboy:

Hey SM Ken - Great GIF - back ho sex for valentine's day
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:39am dale:

i hope that one excavator was well greased that morning.
Avatar 9:40am Wild Neil:

@ Asheville-it got up to 102.8 the other day. Its been 5 days, we are going to the DR today. If it ever hits 102+ I IMMEDIATELY go for the ibuprofen.
Avatar 9:40am Jersey Cowboy:

pair of hos
  9:40am ?:

or Ween -A Tear for Eddie
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:40am NotARealDoctor:

Oh man, this one always gets me...
  9:41am McGreivey:

Lens made my kitten cry
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:41am Asheville Jon:

good luck Neil, having a sick kid sucks
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:41am Sebastian:

@Ken ok...
Severija: Label: BMG
Billy Nayer: Label: Big Sam's Giant Records
Crystals: Album: He's A Rebel, Label: Philles Records
Pink Floyd: Label: Starline (and 20 others)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:41am ultradamno:

Foetus - "Clothes Hoist"
Avatar 9:42am Wild Neil:

I worry so MUCH!
Didn't BMG have a home music club like RCA?
Avatar 9:42am Nick S.:

This Laurice sounds like a U2 song except better.
  9:43am Carlyle Marc:

That was weird. Yep that's the number Wild Neil.
Avatar 9:44am Linda Lee:

a man needs a maid. & a wealthy rock star can have one.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:44am listener Rey:

yes, Neil. Just like Columbia House
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:44am Asheville Jon:

Neil Young the creep
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:44am listener Rey:

scammed a whole bunch of cds from both of those mail-order houses
  9:45am F˪˩ F˪˩ (:

If a kid's temperature is above 91.9 in Rockland County and in New York City above 91.1 better to call WFMU.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:45am melinda:

Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:45am Sebastian:

PSA for WFMU-listeners in Berlin:
Live today at Acud : SCHLAMMPEITZIGER!
Celebrating 25 years of Schlammpeitziger and new record release
doors 8, show starts at 9
Avatar 9:45am Linda Lee:

that's a whole lot of calls ..
  9:45am JakeGould:

Most romantic comedic scenarios could be considered stalking.
  9:46am F˪˩ F˪˩ (:

For the love of Schlampen, go Sebastian, goooo!!
  9:46am Boy-d in Boston:

Hilarious !
Avatar 9:46am crateslinger:

This song reminds me of my father. He tried to tell me.
  9:46am Kurt:

Whenever I need to hear some of Neil Young's absolutely worst music, I tune into Ken's show.
  9:47am queems:

such drama
  9:47am Kurt:

I wonder if Neil's ever done a song about taking a dump?
Avatar 9:47am Linda Lee:

theme for epic masculine neurosis ..
Avatar 9:47am Roberto:

I figured the Velvet Glove was coming.
  9:48am McGreivey:

We comment board commentators could be considered stalkers.
  9:48am Chapelhillian:

Angel of the Morning was offered to Connie Francis but turned down because it was too risque'
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:48am MD:

OH BUTTER!!! get the butter!!!
  9:48am mistrcz:

Ed McMahon !! ha ha ha ha
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:48am Sebastian:

@F˪˩ F˪˩ oh I'll go, but it doesn't start for another 5 hours, so I'll pretend to be working for at least another 3!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:50am steveo:

The National Lampoon comedy troupe performed a song in the mid-70s "Old Maid (Southern California Brings Me Down)," which parodied "A Man Needs a Maid" with lyrics such as "I need someone to live with me, keep my bed warm...and sew patches on my jeans."
  9:50am ?:

Ivor Cutler - Good morning. How are you? Shut up!
An absolutely brilliant minute and a half.
  9:51am F˪˩ F˪˩ (:


I know for a fact he Neil Young has the prequel song to the 'taking a dump" one (if that even exists). It's called T-Bone (hint: He ate so much mashed potatoes).
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:52am steveo:

-Ken played this parody in 1999.
  9:52am Carlyle Marc:

Jesuuussss... HANDERPANTS!!! Wonder if they're palm-less?
  9:53am partyfinger:

OLD MAID by Tony Scheuren
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:53am karlward:

Is this Dave Matthews?
  9:53am queems:

i love how catchy this is
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:54am Sebastian:

Passenger Label: Chalk Mark
  9:54am F˪˩ F˪˩ (:

A stalker song with such happy mood can't be that stalker! Let's forgive him!
  9:54am JakeGould:

I like fingerless gloves. I don’t like them being called pants.
  9:54am Chapelhillian:

Louis Quatorze by Bow Wow Wow is super creepy
Avatar 9:54am βrian:

A summation of Cat Person.
Avatar 9:55am duke:

Well, I'm pretty much creeped out by today's selections. How about you?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:55am Mick:

Happy VD everybody. The Kinks' "Art Lover" might qualify, though I gather there's a case that he's singing about a custody dispute.
Avatar 9:55am Linda Lee:

Here's one: Screamin Jay Hawkins ~ "Ashes"
  9:56am Carlyle Marc:

Something by The Cramps
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:56am ultradamno:

Cocksparrer's "Sunday Stripper"
  9:56am JakeGould:

Every breath you take.
Every move you make.
Every leaf you rake.
Every cake you bake.
Every steak and shake.
Avatar 9:57am βrian:

You're Breaking My Heart by Harry Nilsson?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:58am steveo:

Vanguard is the label for Country Joe. (I Need a Google Maid)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:59am -Ken:

@Brian - You tryin to get me in trouble?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:59am ultradamno:

Naked Raygun - "Libido"
  9:59am JakeGould:

Is “Sweet-a Hitcha-hyka” by Crreedence Clearwater Revival a creepy song?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:00am -Ken:

Legal ID and/or East Banana National Anthem coming up - 201-209-9368 WFMU East Orange, WMFU Mount Hope, in New York City and Rockland County at 91.9fm and online at - God Bless You Good People of East Banana
Avatar 10:01am Henry:

My Eyes Adored You by Frankie Valli
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:01am MD:

Lou Lou!!!
  10:01am Brendan:

Kinks -Sleepwalker?
Avatar 10:01am Snortley:

Country Joe was on Vanguard, and Passenger was on Chalk Mark.
Avatar 10:02am βrian:

Just saw Laurie Anderson last Friday.
  10:02am morphe:

Just plugged in, what type of psychedelic morning have I misssed???
Avatar 10:02am Linda Lee:

Music for Lovers, morphe.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:03am steveo:

we all took 10 tabs each and our tongues are hanging out
  10:04am Carlyle Marc:

Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every hand you shake
Every date you break
Every time your late
Every time you wake
I'll be stalking you
  10:04am Andy the painter:

aw man. velveeta underwear....can’t believe i never thought of that before, considering that i hold the patent for “hamties”....panties made from prosciutto
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:04am ultradamno:

Radio Stars - "Dirty Pictures", Throbbing Gristle - "Persuasion" anything by The Pork Dukes
  10:04am F˪˩ F˪˩ (:

It's official name is East Banana Republic.
Avatar 10:05am dgg:

how about a little stooges - "I need somebody"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:05am Andrew Waterloo:

Porter Wagoner - The Cold Hard Facts of Life?
  10:05am queems:

i hold your hand in mine by tom lehrer
Avatar 10:05am Linda Lee:

"open up & bleed" maybe!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:05am MD:

do it! do it!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:06am MD:

Avatar 10:06am dgg:

ooh @Linda - excellent choice. the version off of Metallic KO
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:06am Sebastian:

well? I'm not calling long distance again this week, you have to get this, New Jersey
  10:06am Listener Robert:

You can lead a listener to station ID, but you can't make them, uh....
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:06am steveo:

good night everybody
  10:06am F˪˩ F˪˩ (:

I would like to hear Wild (Voice of Radio) Neil.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:06am -Ken:

What the hell's going on?!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:06am Vanessa V:

when I think of creepy love songs I think of Lords of Acid Crablouse, and I checked, amazingly no curses! just alot of body parts mentioned.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:06am ultradamno:

Stooges - "Gimme Some Skin"
Avatar 10:07am dgg:

there's so few callers, you'd think it was an episode of 7 second delay. Zing.
Avatar 10:07am βrian:

Harry Nilsson uses the French word for "seal," so that's ok.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:07am -Ken:

Too many mistakes. Need another.
  10:07am F˪˩ F˪˩ (:

Ok, I guess is tile for Linda Lee to do her first legal ID! Go! Go Go!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:07am steveo:

what about the bananas, neil?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:07am MD:

  10:07am morphe:

Och, thank goodness I forget Valentine's Daze Massacares.. .. I was so wrapped up in Ash Wednesday... True actually, my son(6.5)(Madrid) just did an end to carnival dance in his school dressed as a viking...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:07am Sebastian:

very good, Wild Neil!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:08am MD:

Now we are all Legal and Shite!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:08am -Ken:

PLEASE PLEASE somebody do a legal! 201-209-9368 Wild Neil lost his legal touch
Avatar 10:08am Wild Neil:

Oh, I thought that was a joke!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:08am The Oscar:

A few suggestions, if no one's made them yet:

"I Just Can't Let You Say Goodbye" - Porter Wagoner/Willie Nelson
"H-A-T-R-E-D" - Tonio K (with finger on the dump button, of course)
"Johnny Get Angry" - Joanie Summers
"Anthrax" - Gang of Four
"Stalking" - Bruce McCulloch
  10:08am Carlyle Marc:

Hey Andy! Mmmm... prosciutto panties
  10:08am morphe:

I still think that inter memelody is YOUNG MARBLE GIANTS???
  10:09am F˪˩ F˪˩ (:

I vote for Linda Lee. She's so leegal when she says her IDs.
  10:09am queems:

good job whoever that was
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:09am Sebastian:

that was überlegal
  10:10am berbo:

Wall of Voodoo: "Can't make love"
Avatar 10:10am Linda Lee:

beaten to the punch this time, Fu Fu. :-D
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:10am melinda:

That was me! Good thing I have it written down next to my computer.
  10:10am thelma:

"Girl" the Beatles from Rubber Soul . "She was taught when she was young pain would lead to pleasure...."
Avatar 10:11am βrian:

That guy who survived Jonestown? He was beaten to the punch.
  10:12am F˪˩ F˪˩ (:

Ladies and gentlemen, a big round of applause to Melinda (and with both hands for better effect)!
Avatar 10:13am Linda Lee:

brava melinda! :-)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:13am Sebastian:

bravo melinda
  10:13am Carlyle Marc:

Warhol was naughty
Avatar 10:13am JFR:

Lil Louis - I Called U (But You Weren't There)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:13am BronwynB:

morning ken and everyone!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:14am melinda:

thanks guys
  10:14am F˪˩ F˪˩ (:


Finally, a decent song from Anal Cunt.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:15am The Oscar:

Oh, and "Violent Love" by Otis Rush (or Oingo Boingo)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:15am Listener Bob in PGH:

Oh lord, I haven't thought about A.C. in like 20+ years! Thanks for the memories?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:15am rsj:

um this mentions love a lot but seems like a universal mood spoiler
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:15am Aaron Working In Newark:

This is awesome. lmao
Avatar 10:15am Wild Neil:

Sorry Ken!
  10:15am ?:

um... ok
  10:16am mistercaz:

good day, professionals.
thank you for playing Venus In Furs today, of all days.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:16am MD:

Happy Greeting card industry stimulation day to us all...EACH AND EVERYONE!!! let's all eat cheesbergers for Karen today!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:16am BronwynB:

how about some good old robert ashley?
  10:16am Mandy:

the song is fuzzing out and fighting with classical orchestral music from anothrr station and I'm not even mad
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:17am JtotheK:

hi ken, hi everyone. i heard you say earlier no romance songs are in the queue - which is too bad, as i was really hoping to hear the romantic tune "stroking" by clarence carter today.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:17am MD:

@ Mandy...That is the TRUE FMU Experience!!! Congrats!!!
  10:17am Bjarne:

Roxy Music - In every dreamhome a heartache
  10:17am queems:

nice job @melinda!
  10:17am Chapelhillian:

If only she and Momma Cass had shared that sandwich....
  10:18am misterCaz:

for Tonetta also & Country Joe...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:18am melinda:

thanks queems
Avatar 10:18am Linda Lee:

i do find SY's "Superstar" rather icky.
Avatar 10:19am βrian:

Is there no valentine for a Baby Animal?
  10:19am F˪˩ F˪˩ (:

It's ok, Wild Neil. I appreciate your work and here's my big round of applause to you:

*clap clop clip clap clop clap*
  10:20am queems:

kegel time
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:20am ultradamno:

Suburban Lawns - "Unable"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:20am melinda:

@Bronwyn haha
Avatar 10:21am Linda Lee:

was Pierre Raymonde in 'The Apple'?
Avatar 10:21am Wild Neil:

Oh! I got one! Stroke by Billy Squire! Its a love song to Onanism!
Hey Ken, how can I improve my legal IDs?
Avatar 10:21am dgg:

The kegel id
  10:22am F˪˩ F˪˩ (:


I support your petition. Clearance Carter's 'Strokin' to pay triibute to all those people (men) spending their St Valentine Day alone in their basement.
  10:23am Jim:

Thanks for not banning Anal Cunt like WSOU
Avatar 10:23am Linda Lee:

'Lemon Incest' at last. Believe "Lemon Incest" was the album Ken.
Avatar 10:23am Eelanus:

Its Lemon Incest- On Philips
  10:24am F˪˩ F˪˩ (:

Lemon incest on Philip's bed most probably.
  10:25am queems:

good thing this is in french
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:25am Andrew Waterloo:

Trolling before the internet
  10:26am thelma:

Les Sucettes, France Gall , my boy lollipop of France
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:26am Sebastian:

is that Jane Birkin?
  10:26am berbo:

"You're breaking my heart" by Nilsson.

Yeah, I know, it has 'language' issues.

Fuck you, Ajit Pai.
  10:26am F˪˩ F˪˩ (:

This song should trigger the Goat Alarm, the Donkey Alarm and even the Pangolin Alarm because...

1) Its about sex between father and child,
2) where the child is the daughter
3) wher the daughter is 12 years old
Avatar 10:26am βrian:

@queems: Et pourquoi ?
Avatar 10:26am Lixiviated Life:

is it still Wednesday?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:26am Sebastian:

oh god, no, it's his daughter Charlotte?
Avatar 10:27am Linda Lee:

yes it is.
  10:27am F˪˩ F˪˩ (:


4) THe girl singing is actually a 12 year old Charlotte Gainsbourg (aka real daugther of Serge).
Avatar 10:28am Lixiviated Life:

Thanks Linda Lee, i think i'll just go back to bed until it's over
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:28am The Oscar:

This cover makes me nostalgic for the late '90s/early '00s stretch when it was included in every single horror movie.
Avatar 10:28am Linda Lee:

that 'yes' was for Charlotte, but you go ahead LL. :-)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:29am Sebastian:

@FoFo & Linda yeah, just saw the artwork of the record with him shirtless, oh well...
  10:29am Sam:

I remember a bar in Paris with a sign that said "Quand Gainsbar se bourre, Gainsbourg se barre!"
  10:30am F˪˩ F˪˩ (:

He's not only shirtless but he is also without his shirt on. That's how risque Serge is!
  10:30am Sam:

You need a Serge protector!
Avatar 10:31am Linda Lee:

at very least he brought up front what too many fathers were ~ are ~ secretly desiring ~ or doing.
  10:31am thelma:

Tuli Kupferberg Love and Ashes covers both holidays. From Electric nNwspaper/ It's on Youtube.
Avatar 10:32am Linda Lee:

..leaving out the brutality of course ..
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:32am Sebastian:

anyway, Ken, that Gainsbourg song was released on Philips, the album is Love On The Beat
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:32am dale:

you blow my mind ken.
Avatar 10:32am dgg:

@theIma - Was watching a YouTube of Tuli and Kramer do a short set at the Brecht Forum. So great.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:32am ultradamno:

Serge and Charlotte on French Tv
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:33am steveo:

this was my request, which Ken received telepathically
Avatar 10:33am crateslinger:

"I'd Love to Lay You Down," by Conway Twitty.

let me whisper pretty love words in your ear.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:33am dale:

baby man gif is very disturbing.
Avatar 10:33am Roberto:

Did he say homo sweet home?
Avatar 10:33am Linda Lee:

@ultradamno ~ have seen this. her discomfort is pretty palpable. attributed to shyness.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:34am Sebastian:

and Sweet Dreams by Manson was released first on Smells Like Children, Nothing/Interscope
Avatar 10:34am βrian:

@dale: Now just imagine that with Mark E Smith's face.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:34am dale:

home - oh! sweet home.
  10:34am berbo:

Killdozer's cover of "You've never been this far before"
Avatar 10:35am βrian:

Is that the Amazon home device?
Avatar 10:35am Eelanus:

Melvins is off Everybody loves Sausages- cover album. Ipecac, obv
Avatar 10:35am Linda Lee:

do the new love-bots float?
  Swag For Life Member 10:35am Walt:

@Wild Neil - if nothing else, you didn't say "East Orange" in the legal ID.
Avatar 10:35am dgg:

@dale - good lord indeed so.
Avatar 10:36am Eelanus:

So good. Now this is good Vday music.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:36am dale:

WHEN is little matty taking control of the lovemaking here?
  10:37am Sam:

Crazy good gifs today
  10:37am thelma:

Tiger Lillies Sex with Flies is a suggestion.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:37am Sebastian:

Great version!

I kind of have to wonder why Ken doesn't just look on the sleeves of the records he plays for the label info. You are 'spinning vinyl' like a proper DeeJay, right?
Avatar 10:37am crateslinger:

Or "Working Girl", but Conway Twitty.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:37am Asheville Jon:

again, early Happy Birthday Ken!
  10:38am ?:

Seems like 666 by Aphrodite's Child would be appropriate for today
Avatar 10:39am crateslinger:

"Devil in Blue Jeans" Pretty much anything by Conway Twitty. And where's Barry White? He is the original Mom Slayer.
Avatar 10:39am saintMichael:

Rasberries - Go All The Way!
Creepiest song of the 70s
Avatar 10:39am Eelanus:

I LOVE Conway! Was raised on that stuff.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:39am Asheville Jon:

it's almost #LeoSayerNation time!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:40am steveo:

  10:40am Platypus:

"Homosexualis Discothecus," by Raymond Alessandrini. Fills the floor every time.
Avatar 10:40am Eelanus:

Great show today!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:40am Devin B.:

uh oh
Avatar 10:40am JFR:

Avatar 10:40am dgg:

  10:40am Brendan:

Avatar 10:40am Roberto:

Felderus interruptus
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:40am Passaic River Blues:

A taste of Felder!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:40am Lizardner Dave:

Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:40am Sebastian:

Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:40am listener Rey:

Felder creepin!
Avatar 10:40am JFR:

Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:41am steveo:

  10:41am Zetti:

Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:41am Vincent Nifigance:

Avatar 10:41am βrian:

Weird, my stream just auto-shifted to WCBN. Back now.
  10:41am F˪˩ F˪˩ (:

Please good Lord, shittyflute that shite!
  10:41am Brendan:

Quick. Where’s Matt
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:41am Vincent Nifigance:

How on earth could that have happened?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:41am Sebastian:

well played
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:41am BronwynB:

you're going to avenge him? matt's dead? what
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:41am Asheville Jon:

i have a feeling this is not quite over today
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:42am geo in jc:

Wha? No hi octane?
Avatar 10:42am Okasa:

God Morgen, Kaptajn Ken.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:42am Vincent Nifigance:

hey this is Valentine's day not Prankenstein's Day, or whatever it's called.
Avatar 10:42am dgg:

yes, surely that was just forefeldering of things to come
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:43am Sebastian:

Yeah, Incense, is the I-word a nono on the radio?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:43am dale:

c'mon ken! the "felder schmelder" album gave us such hits as 'gotta get up (taking a ride), without you (taking a ride) and jump into the fire (taking a ride)'
Avatar 10:43am Listening Out There:

Mistakes are not allowed. You can screw up big time, but mistakes...
Avatar 10:43am Linda Lee:

"Down by the River" is pretty creepy Neil as well.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:44am Asheville Jon:

i love that easter is also on april fool's day this year.
  10:44am Sam:

That's cool, Valentines Day is Hump Day. Ass Wednesday.
  10:44am queems:

it’s also pizza wednesday
Avatar 10:44am Roberto:

No Ashes to Ashes?
  10:45am F˪˩ F˪˩ (:

No wonder why Lena Zavaroni ended up having a lobotomy. Yes. I'm not making it up.
Avatar 10:45am βrian:

So Mardi Gras was yesterday? Who knew?
Avatar 10:46am βrian:

So now I guess *has* to play some Robert Ashley.
  10:46am thelma:

dgg. where is the link to Tuli performing with Kramer at the Brecht Forum? I don't know that one.
  10:46am Sam:

The local newscasters on channel 7 were throwing beads at each other yesterday, it was very sad.
  10:46am Andres:

who's Smiths cover was that?
Avatar 10:46am crateslinger:

@Eelaunus, then I know a great Conway Twitty joke you'd probably get! (most people don't)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:46am Asheville Jon:

how about Frank Zappa- brown shoes don't make it
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:47am Asheville Jon:

or Magdalena
  Swag For Life Member 10:47am caver_mike:

Hi everybody -

A creepy Beatles song: 'You can't do that'
  10:47am queems:

i want to hear the bette midler version of this from hocus pocus
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:48am Patty D:

That HQC on the internet clip simultaneously creeps me out and makes me angry.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:48am dale:

geesh, heartbreaking wiki/life story of lena fufu(:
  10:48am F˪˩ F˪˩ (:


Heavy Metal shall receive the shitty-flute musical treatment. Please note this will only enhance the song for everybody enjoyement.
Avatar 10:49am AnAnonymousParty:

Is 'creating high quality content on the internet' a step above or a step below 'creating unmemorable content on community access cable'? I'm trying to figure out how to score that.
  10:49am Zetti:

Beverly Jones - HEAR YOU TALKING
Avatar 10:49am Linda Lee:

saw "What Happened Miss Simone?" recently. she was a victim of physical & emotional spousal abuse. also suffered manic depression undiagnosed for decades..
  10:49am Sam:

Is it possible to do electric shittyflute?
  10:50am queems:

wait this song is about wednesday
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:50am steveo:

the poodles up there really like the conchords
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:50am Asheville Jon:

F˪˩ F˪˩ ( -- felder was shittyfluted yesterday
  10:50am Zetti:

@Linda Lee such a sad story.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:50am listener Rey:

Is it Booty Grabbin time yet?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:50am dale:

some strokin' might be nice. but not the whole strokin', it get's repetitive. just half strokin'
Avatar 10:51am Linda Lee:

it is. incredibly strong woman.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:51am dale:

paul anka's 'you're havin' my baby' is romantic.
  10:51am F˪˩ F˪˩ (:

Ashevile Jon,

Oh yeah, baby! Didn't know that. I shall check the archives.
Avatar 10:52am AnAnonymousParty:

So a strokin' tease, then?
Avatar 10:52am dgg:

@theIma - jeez now that I look, I think I am congfused. Here;s a song at Brecht but it isn't with Kramer
I swear there was something with him playing with Kramer, kramer was playing a little air keyboard... maybe from the Manhattan cable access?

or maybe I have a hole in my brain the size of a softball.
Avatar 10:53am Linda Lee:

talk about spousal abuse ..
  10:53am Krys:

I want to hear stroker ace by lovage!
  10:54am queems:

Avatar 10:54am βrian:

What, no trigger warning?? What would Roy Rogers say?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:54am listener Rey:

Doctor's orders! Grab yourself some
  10:54am F˪˩ F˪˩ (:

I don't know anything about the Kramer you guys keep mentioning week after week but the best Kramer band that exists is: "Kramer vs Kramer vs Godzilla". I think Irwin or People Like Us has played them before.
Avatar 10:54am Eelanus:

Id like to hear Stroker Ace by Ween haha
Avatar 10:54am crateslinger:

anybody ever seen that gif or meme or whatever where the lioness is trying to bring down a wildebeest and the lion mounts her from behind?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:54am ifeelfatnsassy:

Krys is on point... we need some Lovage.
  10:55am Kurt:

Dr Bootygrabber! My favorite.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:55am -Ken:

Strokin is about perfectly normal, healthy lovemakin! It does not belong in this show/
Avatar 10:56am pcnyc:

WFMU, grooving on the assault of women since forever.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:56am dale:

"put a light bulb up the butt" - eddie murphy
  10:56am queems:

i didn’t go to medical school to be called mr. bootygrabber
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:56am Krys O.:

@FLJ FLJ: Kramer is the man behind Shimmy Disc. He produced many artists, besides recording with others, and he was in B.A.L.L. and Shockabilly.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:56am JtotheK:

@Krys - thirding the Lovage suggestion.
@Ken - Understood!
  10:57am Dr Bootygrabber:

"Is this your first colonoscopy?"
  10:57am F˪˩ F˪˩ (:


But that's because you haven't seen the Strokin's video starred by a awkwardly looking purple penis made of clay. THat's creepy on so many levels (especially level 3th)!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:57am steveo:

there's going to be a huge jam at the end of this bootygrabber, just like dreamhome, right?
Avatar 10:58am Linda Lee:

@pcynyc ~ only reflective of the dominant culture. how not?
  10:58am Sam:

Professor, what's another word for pirate treausre?
  10:59am yippie:

follow it up with the fart game by tone def crew
  10:59am F˪˩ F˪˩ (:

Thanks, Krys O. Now I know how to identify all the Kramers out there.
  10:59am queems:

this song very ass n titties esque
Avatar 10:59am βrian:

Ken, do you have no gifs of your Dr BootyGrabber?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:00am Asheville Jon:

it's #SayerNation time!
Avatar 11:00am Okasa:

Re-Animator. Wow.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:00am dale:

dr. bootygrabber's name is warning sign number 1. his office is probably in a strip mall - warning sign number 2.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:00am Lizardner Dave:

Damn, my general hate of Flight of the Conchords made me miss Dr. Bootygrabber. Ah well.
Avatar 11:01am AnAnonymousParty:

Doesn't somebody start shouting "hurry, hard!" right about now?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:01am Patty D:

Speak damn you!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:01am Sebastian:

Die Ärzte have about 200 songs about abnormal unhealthy lovemaking, but they're all in German: Sweet Sweet Gwendoline, Geschwisterliebe, 2000 Mädchen, Omaboy, all of the Claudia-songs...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:01am Sebastian:

I love this caller!
  11:01am queems:

so close
  11:02am Brendan:

Irving in Miami Beach you’re next
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:02am dale:

i was trying to find any songs that actor robert blake might have sung - came up empty.
Avatar 11:02am βrian:

@Sebastian: I read that as "I love this collar." ... which might fit with today's theme.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:03am dale:

who's doing this station id? SOUNDS LIKE CARL CASTLE.
Avatar 11:03am dgg:

Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:03am geo in jc:

492° F
Avatar 11:03am Roberto:

Herbert! From my daughter's favorite movie.
  11:03am F˪˩ F˪˩ (:

And that's how you do a paralegal ID (referring to the first attempt).
Avatar 11:04am (Murakami Whywolf))):

I was going more for a cross between Ken Nordine and Arthur Godfrey.
  11:05am Sam:

That was Michael in Boston, wasn't it?
Avatar 11:06am βrian:

La Vache qui Rit à l'infini !
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:06am -Ken:

Yes, that was a good ID! Who was that?
  11:07am Sam:

Now I know why the cow's laughing. She has the whole universe in her earring.
Avatar 11:07am dgg:

ooh how about some Jimmy - Spin the bottle?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:08am ifeelfatnsassy:

Lovage is on Tommy Boy
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:10am ifeelfatnsassy:

Well, 75 Ark/Tommy Boy...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:10am Patty D:

As a stroke victim myself I feel compelled to say that strokes aren't a laughing matter and can have long lasting effects. When i was young I walked in on my mother stroking my father and I haven't been able to get the image out of my head since.
Avatar 11:10am pocket vito:

Did Tony Bennett ever do this song?
Avatar 11:10am (((Murakami Whywolf):

TV cops, and perhaps even real ones, use 'like' for potential collars, as in 'I like the boyfriend.'—there's always an air of 'Either they did this or at least it's credible enough that noöne will object too hard.'.
  11:11am berbo:

Is that Ken Burns dancing?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:11am steveo:

I have something in common with Terry Gilliam!

Her version of "Creep" by Radiohead was used extensively in the film The Zero Theorem (2013). Terry Gilliam, who directed the film, was unfamiliar with the original. [wikipedia]
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:11am steveo:

CReep label is Music BRokers
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:12am steveo:

(yes the souza version)
Avatar 11:12am dgg:

@berbo lol
  11:13am Egdip:

Love this Anal C--- performance! HaPpY VaLeNtiNeS DaY!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:14am steveo:

it's thom yorke of radiohead, whom i am also unfamiliar with
  11:14am F˪˩ F˪˩ (:

Patty D,

Poor you. I guess it's better to be the stroke perpetrator rather than the stroke victim.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:17am steveo:

Karen Souza ‎– Essentials
Music Brokers ‎– VYN007
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:17am Aaron Working In Newark:

How are you going to pull this off?
  11:17am queems:

uh oh
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:17am steveo:

Nine Inch Nails ‎– Closer
Island Records ‎– 12ISD 596 DJ
Avatar 11:17am Henry:

<radio edit>
  11:17am F˪˩ F˪˩ (:

NIN's label‎: ‎Nothing‎; ‎TVT‎; ‎Interscope‎; ‎Atlantic.
Avatar 11:17am pocket vito:

What's creepy about this?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:18am Ike:

Not the radio edit, eh?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:18am Aaron Working In Newark:

lmao... should use a recorder sound effect.
Avatar 11:19am pocket vito:

Such a great song
Avatar 11:19am Mister Dobalina:

Now we're talkin'!
  11:19am misterpickles69:

So brave...
Avatar 11:19am Evan From Seattle:

It would be a lot less work to play Felder, jusss sayin'
Avatar 11:19am Mister Dobalina:

March of The
  11:20am Andrea in Jersey City:

This show is amazing
Avatar 11:20am Marcel M:

Woah Closer, NIN. This takes me back.

Hey Ken, all.
  11:20am F˪˩ F˪˩ (:

Last time I listened to Closer sounded so state-of-the-art, so futuristic. Now it sounds old. Me neither the song didn't age well.
  11:20am yippie:

i used to get in trouble for singing this one
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:20am ultradamno:

God Is My Co-Pilot - "List"
  11:21am F˪˩ F˪˩ (:

Neither me nor the song*

Damn you autocorrect!

Wait..I don't have an autocorrect feature!
Avatar 11:21am Marcel M:

@FOFO: Very true. And a lot of stuff made before it has aged much better, not to mention stuff made after it, made to sound older than it, that sounds better...
Avatar 11:22am Marcel M:

if that makes sense.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:22am ɨkɛ:

I've heard the radio edit seems dirtier to some people because it adds squishy/moany (i.e. Fabio-y) noises into the bleeps....
Avatar 11:22am dgg:

Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:22am rsj:

im waiting for the romantic killdozer tune
Avatar 11:23am Mailman Tom:

Sounds okay to me!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:23am dale:

it's donkey time! are we going to the county fair?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:24am dale:

kids say the darndest things.
  11:24am yippie:

the book cover needs to be a gif
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:25am Matt Warwick:

Hi Ken
  11:25am queems:

imagine a random person accidentally tuning into this while driving
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:25am Carmichael:

Heya Ken, checking in. If it's not too late, how about Root Boy Slim's "I'm Not Too Old For You"? disgustingly creepy, you'd love it.
Avatar 11:25am pocket vito:

Bunny rabbits, Satan, cheeeeeeese and milk
  11:25am yippie:

pipples pickles with nipples
Avatar 11:25am (Murakami Whywolf))):

In our small group of students there was a woman I now realise was creep. She was unpleasant, though far from enough for 'bitch', which some of us might have said though I probably wouldn't. She egregiously wasted time in class while patently trying to curry favour with the teachers, touched us males unnannounced—shoulders and upper arms—but, I guess because of stereotyped gender rôles, we didn't have a good, single, word to describe her.

It makes me wonder if the proper term for the sitting President is 'Mean Girl' or 'Queen Bitch' (even stripped of its gay variant's connotations). Really, now I'd like to hear Charisma Carpenter re-create her first-season "Buffy…" version of Cordelia Chase reading D.T.'s tweets, to join Billy West as Zapp Brannigan doing the same.
Avatar 11:26am Marcel M:

You might be thinking boy that would be great... LOL
  11:26am fletchernyc:

My favorite campfire sing-a-long!!
  11:26am Andrea in Jersey City:

Break it!! yaaaa!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:26am -Ken:

Nice job replacing my background music MP3s Matt. Jesus.
  11:26am F˪˩ F˪˩ (:

Macel M,

haha. Yes. I undertand what you mean. A great example of this is Cromagnon's Caledonia song played few weeks ago. It sounds brand new although it was recorded back in 1969)
Avatar 11:27am AnAnonymousParty:

My body starts to make persimmons?
Avatar 11:27am Linda Lee:

i'm dying. please help.
Avatar 11:28am pocket vito:

Something is rotten in East Banana
  11:28am Anti-Fez system alarm:


Intruder detected at 11:25.

Name: Matt Warwick:
Message: Hi Ken
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:28am Sebastian:

lol, why is this gif named "pickles_bananas"?!
Avatar 11:29am Marcel M:

@FOFO: Oh yes... that song could never age! Even though cavemen made it.
Avatar 11:29am Jeff Moore:

The "semmin"?
Avatar 11:30am Linda Lee:

i hurt myself laughing. i really did.
Avatar 11:30am crateslinger:

I'm fifty today - half an eternity!
Avatar 11:30am Henry:

strength through Fabio
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:30am steveo:

seems bananas to me, sebastian
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:30am steveo:

that ed special IS special
Avatar 11:31am Linda Lee:

happy birthday crateslinger! enjoy it. 50 only happens once. :-)
Avatar 11:31am Sem:

Avatar 11:31am pocket vito:

I remember those commercials for Extra gum where they say it lasts an extra, extra, extra long time and they show the bride and groom kissing for hours while everyone else is packing up the wedding and going home.
Avatar 11:32am Linda Lee:

for the extra long haul ..
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:32am melinda:

HB crateslinger!
  11:32am berbo:

Gary Puckett and the Union Gap - you know the one.
Avatar 11:32am dgg:

Can we be sure thei Felder controversy hasn't been heated up by a Russian infliuence campaign which has used bots to post both pro and anti Felder comments? Foreign influence could be tearing us apart.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:32am dale:

enjoy it crateslinger - your toe nails will get weird from here on in. oh - and get some dollar store magnifiers if you ever wanna read again.
  11:33am F˪˩ F˪˩ (:

Why oh why,

You haven't show us yet the Senhor Testiculo picture here, Ken!? You keep the good stuff only for you. Share the love to the good people of East Banana!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:33am Carmichael:

50 is the new 49.
  11:33am Guy Walker:

I've got Wednesdays off, Ken. If you get hoarse, I'll be happy to stop by the studio and primal scream in your place. There's probably a few other listeners who could also help out in these times of primal scream.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:33am melinda:

Fabio has a tiny head. He shouldn't have bulked up.
Avatar 11:33am pocket vito:

Why doesn't the CIA just go on Russian facebook and post a bunch of fake news and make Putin lose the next election? That'll show him!
Avatar 11:34am crateslinger:

Not fishing but thanks all. Valentine's Day used to be a great birthday when I was younger and went to bars. Now it just means I have to buy my wife flowers and she makes ribs. Pretty good still.
Avatar 11:34am Mister Dobalina:

Lots of big name stars are gonna be getting some big royalty checks because of Ken this quarter!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:35am melinda:

@FuFu as a citizen of East Banana I say please no Senhor Testiculo.
Avatar 11:35am crateslinger:

@dale - funny you should mention... my toenails have started just falling off, but that's okay because I've been wearing the requisite old man birkenstocks with socks for years.
  11:36am F˪˩ F˪˩ (:

Melisa, everybody loves Senhor Testiculo. Even the Goat from the Goat Alarm fame.
  11:36am Ramon vs Ramon:

Has there been any clinical studies done on how much semmin is ejaculeted on Valentine’s Day in the US? Is the department of energy collecting data on this so that it may be used to generate electricity in the American household? Iceland boasts that they use geothermal energy to produce electricity and heat but we all know what “geothermal” really means, right? Just sayin’
Avatar 11:36am Lixiviated Life:

Will you just leave the Simpsons out of this?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:37am melinda:

The Louis CK gif just made me lol
  11:37am F˪˩ F˪˩ (:

Ramon vs Ramon, is in da house beaotches! Please stand up and show your respect to both of them.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:39am Carmichael:

Billion Dollar Babies was on Warner Bros., Ken.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:39am Matt Warwick:

Avatar 11:39am dgg:

@Ramon - the hard part will be hitting the turbine just right.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:40am Sebastian:

Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:40am Matt Warwick:

Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:40am Aaron Working In Newark:

OH.. there was a tease
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:40am melinda:

So why is it referred to as the goat alarm? I don't remember.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:40am rsj:

i totally heard that
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:40am Matt Warwick:

Avatar 11:40am Linda Lee:

goat screaming!
  11:40am Ramon vs Ramon:

LMAO F _| F _| ( Happy Birthday crateslinger. At least you still have a wife that wants to celebrate.
Avatar 11:40am pocket vito:

Because goats find it particularly alarming
  11:40am kev:

you have successfully created a creepy show how about I'm not to old for you
  11:41am bbrandy:

Epic mix off
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:41am Sebastian:

Matt, you are the best
  11:41am Ramon vs Ramon:

dgg Indeed you are correct!
Avatar 11:41am dgg:

  11:41am still b/p:

Send the drone out over the fairways to notify Vince he’s getting Valentine airplay.
Avatar 11:41am pocket vito:

Sexy singles are chatting away about everything and nothing at all
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:42am Aaron Working In Newark:

  11:42am Ramon vs Ramon:

How can you stand it Ken? I don’t get it. Sex Dwarf dude. U r forgetting Soft Cell.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:43am Aaron Working In Newark:

  11:43am rw:

By "envelope stuffing", you mean putting promotional mail in envelopes, right?
Avatar 11:43am Lixiviated Life:

“Envelope stuffing” yes now there’s a new euphemism
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:43am Lewis:

you found your Train whistle!
Avatar 11:43am Lixiviated Life:

Can you actually call it 7 second delay w/o Andy?
  11:44am berbo:

  11:44am F˪˩ F˪˩ (:

Sir Matt Warwick,

Revenge is a dish best served cold. That's our motto. The Anti-Fez' motto. Just saying.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:44am ultradamno:

Urge Overkill was on Touch & Go
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:44am Sebastian:

Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:46am Carmichael:

De plane! De plane!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:46am -Ken:

Thank you all for supplying all these labels and album titles, I will fill in all the missing info after the show. Y'all are the bestest!
Avatar 11:46am CeeDubbles:

I've said it before, I'll say it again - i live in a world that has allowed me to meet Fabio AND Fabio
  11:47am Ramon vs Ramon:

Are The Smiths getting paid if you play T.A.T.U.M. but don’t report it? Inquiring minds don’t really care. :p
  11:47am F˪˩ F˪˩ (:


See, people? Just what I said. Children, grownups, everybody loves him! .
Avatar 11:47am dgg:

Anyone else heard some poo flute over NIN, or did I imagine that
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:47am Sebastian:

oh for heaven's sake, what is that thing? Sr Testiculo?! That's horrible!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:47am ultradamno:

tATu was on Interscope
  11:48am Brendan:

Ken I think Baby Animal Strokin is the only way this can end
  11:48am columblow:

white powder in the US mail... that and deadroses for yer wedding
Avatar 11:48am pocket vito:

I want to fuck you like a baaaby animal
  11:48am Ramon vs Ramon:

Can I get to the station via public transportation? I wanna sleep there too. Ok?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:49am ifeelfatnsassy:

This makes me think about the recent revelation that Sam Smith is just Adele slowed down (and vice versa).
  11:49am queems:

this is the longest song i have ever heard
Avatar 11:49am Beast of Boonton:

Maybe a 'paperless' marathon would fit WFMU
Avatar 11:49am (Murakami Whywolf))):

…and by 'stuffing envelopes' you mean…?
Avatar 11:49am Lixiviated Life:

Ramon vs Ramon, Path train to grove street exit
  11:50am Ramon vs Ramon:

Sorry, meant to say pubic transportation.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:50am Asheville Jon:

Avatar 11:51am dgg:

"come stuff our emails" doesn't have the same ring to it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:51am rsj:

is ass wednesday a happy day?
its always like the zombie apocalypse at lunch on the street
  11:52am Ramon vs Ramon:

Thanks Lixiviated Life. I guess PATHCO from South Jersey will get me there. Super.
Avatar 11:52am (Murakami Whywolf))):

The catalogue I got for U. of Chicago in 1983 claimed their gymn featured marital arts instruction.
  11:53am F˪˩ F˪˩ (:

Alice Cooper- Billion Dollar Babies
label: Burbank
  11:54am Ellipse:

You lack versatility, circle.
  11:54am F˪˩ F˪˩ (:

t.A.T.u. ‎– 200 KM/H In The Wrong Lane
Label: Interscope Records ‎
Avatar 11:55am (((Murakami Whywolf):

'This week on "The Flop House", we review "Beast Master vs ThighMaster".'
  11:55am F˪˩ F˪˩ (:

Skylark – Wildflower albium same name
Label: Capitol Records ‎
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:56am JtotheK:

@Ken - thank you for sneaking in some Clarence Carter!!! Enjoyed the show!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:56am Asheville Jon:

Ken, those last two pics are pretty disturbing,
  11:56am Ramon vs Ramon:

Jot me down for BeastMaster.
  11:56am F˪˩ F˪˩ (:

Morrissey ‎– The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get
Label: Parlophone
Avatar 11:57am Nick S.:

Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:57am ultradamno:

Flight of the Conchords was on Sub Pop
  11:57am F˪˩ F˪˩ (:

Karen Souza
Album: Essentials
  11:58am F˪˩ F˪˩ (:

Ken Nordine Featuring The Fred Katz Group ‎– Son Of Word Jazz
Label: Dot Records ‎
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:58am Sebastian:

Thanks, Ken, great show!
  11:59am F˪˩ F˪˩ (:

Flight Of The Conchords – Business Time.
Label: Sub Pop
Avatar 11:59am AnAnonymousParty:

"I've been two pair of dice"
Avatar 11:59am Losermom:

Great show, even better than usual!
  11:59am F˪˩ F˪˩ (:

Detroit Grand Pubahs ‎– Funk All Y'All
Label: Intuit-Solar ‎
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:00pm -Ken:

Bye everybody!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:00pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Get ready for Mary Wing's Wednesday Whatever marathon on the Drummer stream next. She's filling in for the Ridgewood Radio show, so she's on until 5PM.
Avatar 12:00pm Lixiviated Life:

Ramon vs Ramon: How about, AC Rail to 30th St Station, Acela Express to Newark Penn, PATH to Grove Street then you're on you own.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:00pm -Ken:

Duane cannot start until somebody does this
  12:00pm F˪˩ F˪˩ (:

Charlotte* & Gainsbourg* ‎– Lemon Incest
Label: Philips ‎– 884 129-7, Phonogram ‎– 884 129-7
  12:02pm F˪˩ F˪˩ (:

Anal Cunt ‎– Picnic Of Love
Label: Limited Appeal
Avatar 12:02pm Lixiviated Life:

Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:02pm Sebastian:

  12:02pm rw:

  12:02pm Zetti:

See ya! Thanks.
Avatar 12:03pm (((Murakami Whywolf):

Good announcement.
  12:04pm F˪˩ F˪˩ (:

Hi! Sorry for being a bit late again. I have some requests. Any chance of playing at least one? Is the show still on?
  12:07pm F˪˩ F˪˩ (:

That was my impression of bobo. Good, isn't?
Avatar 12:08pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

She's had everything but the true love of a man, so her life is meaningless…heavily closeted male song-writer, or just misogynist?
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