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Options December 13, 2017: Remembering Your Old Lines

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Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 12/13/17 6:04pm Asheville Jon:

GO TO HELL ANDY!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/13/17 6:04pm dale:

andy is giving the casting couch a rest.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 12/13/17 6:05pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Soak Hollywood!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/13/17 6:06pm dale:

hollywood is burning.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 12/13/17 6:06pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

See I wasn't around during the Monk days, so this is very interesting for me to see Behind the Scenes. Andy and Scharpling must have been very busy back in those days
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/13/17 6:08pm dale:

is his office in the fish market? i can see him as a fish monger.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 12/13/17 6:08pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Is Andy's Lawyer a Jew?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/13/17 6:09pm dale:

i only caught one episode of monk. it was alright. needed more swear words and sexual content.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 12/13/17 6:09pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Not on the USA network
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 12/13/17 6:10pm Ken From Hyde Park:

I once looked up the last scene of the last episode of Monk because Andy made a cameo appearance.
  Wed. 12/13/17 6:11pm queems:

my parents and i used to watch monk together. those were good wholesome times
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/13/17 6:11pm dale:

only play i was in was for third grade spanish class. i was the best spanish speaker and thought i was a shoe in but they gave the lead to a guy who stuttered to boost his confidence and they cast me as a tree. my mother was mad because she had to buy me some brown shoes.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/13/17 6:12pm dale:

if you're having your play you may not be walking around nude.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 12/13/17 6:13pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Lady and the Tramp Ken
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/13/17 6:15pm dale:

i meant if you're having your PERIOD.....
  Wed. 12/13/17 6:15pm moose:

yeah lady and the tramp, peggy lee!
  ♥   Wed. 12/13/17 6:16pm Listener Robert:

Can't phone in, about to teach Biology, but I remember just my first line from when I played Peter Minuet in "Know Your City", a play we put on at P.S. 108.

I remember a little more from my part as The Drunk in the 2nd Form Play at Horace Mann School, "The Best Life", written by an upperclassman. It anticipated "Saw" with its gimmick.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 12/13/17 6:16pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Going outside for a few minutes to see if the space station if visible as it passes overhead. BRB
  Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 12/13/17 6:16pm wittsend:

"5 Hungry Ants, marching in a line
They came upon a picnic, where they could dine,
They marched into the salad,
They marched into the cake,
They marched into the pepper,
Uh-Oh! That was a mistake!
AAAAACCCCCHHHHHHHOOOOOOOO!!" - my debut on stage as an 1st grade Ant along the great white way
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/13/17 6:19pm dale:

just saw the ISS. it'll be there for a couple more minutes,
  ♥   Wed. 12/13/17 6:21pm Listener Robert:

My lines as The Drunk included:
"The grass is lush, and so am I."
"Whoop-de-doo for the boys in blue."
Most of my time on stage, I was passed out.

But the gimmick that anticipated "Saw" was that the play opened with someone walking onto the stage & appearing to shoot himself dead. He spends almost the entire rest of the play laying on the stage, then gets up and explains at the end that he's a gadfly who just wanted to see what would happen.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 12/13/17 6:22pm Ken From Hyde Park:

It came in from the northwest and faded out right overhead. I forgot my laser pointer, so I couldn't signal them.
  ♥   Wed. 12/13/17 6:24pm Listener Robert:

"I was the first Dutch governor of New Amsterdam." That was my opening from "Know Your City". Then I tried using that on Rockefeller as his motorcade passed. True story.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/13/17 6:24pm dale:

do you think they could see it ken from hp?
  Wed. 12/13/17 6:25pm queems:

def put one on rt 46
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/13/17 6:26pm dale:

next billboard:

JACOBY & MYERS let their secretary listen to wfmu.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 12/13/17 6:28pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Next Billboard, ROY MOORE NEVER ABUSED ANYONE HERE AND WE TURNED OUT ALL RIGHT
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/13/17 6:30pm dale:

next billboard:

CLOGGED DRAIN? can't help you, sorry. wfmu
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 12/13/17 6:30pm JakeGould:

“JACOBY & MYERS: One of These Attorneys is a Jew”
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 12/13/17 6:30pm Ken From Hyde Park:

@dale - I highly doubt it. I rather meant it as a joke. Various nimrods around the country keep pointing their lasers at airliners and police choppers.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/13/17 6:30pm dale:

where was grandpa jones in all this.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/13/17 6:31pm dale:

i'm always excited to go see it ken then after 5 seconds i'm like 'okay, it's cold - i saw it'
  Wed. 12/13/17 6:32pm Dean:

Played Macbeth in sixth grade. What I don't remember is whether Lady Macbeth's "Out, damn spot!" was bowdlerized.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/13/17 6:32pm dale:

this caller could have been the next tom cruise if the cards had fallen differently.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/13/17 6:33pm dale:

'out damn spot' was changed to 'can you let the dog out' in the g rated version.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 12/13/17 6:34pm mayorfrank:

My son is heavily involved in theater but the only fame to come out of his high school is Michael Chiklis.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 12/13/17 6:35pm Ken From Hyde Park:

@dale - If it seems to be clear out before dawn, I may step outside to look for the Geminids.
  Wed. 12/13/17 6:36pm giraffe-o:

Ken! I don't see your school's production on here, you should add it : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Madwoman_of_Chaillot
  Wed. 12/13/17 6:36pm Dean:

My first play in high school was Ibsen's Peer Gynt. I was a mere walk-on, but Ase was played by the woman who went on to portray the singing stewardess in Airplane.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 12/13/17 6:37pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

Re. "We Are Siamese": that grade school was more in trouble than if it had been from "South Pacific"—it's from "The Aristocats"…Disney lawyers.

Oh, and college: 'Feed, and be fat, my fair Calipolis.'. (Henry IV Pt 2)
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/13/17 6:38pm dale:

are we sure it's aaron? and not an impostor?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 12/13/17 6:39pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

It was me indeed
  Wed. 12/13/17 6:39pm Dean:

Uncle!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 12/13/17 6:39pm cosmic matrix:

"We are Siamese" is originally from Lady and the Tramp. It was my first record!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/13/17 6:41pm dale:

vanya is on the list for the free tee shirt.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 12/13/17 6:41pm (((Murakami Whywolf):

cosmic matrix:
Thank-you for the correction; still, the Disney legals are just biding their time.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 12/13/17 6:42pm cosmic matrix:

I can still remember the smell of that record player...mmmmmm
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 12/13/17 6:42pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Good luck in Moscow, Vanya. That Putin guy is quick with the polonium.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 12/13/17 6:42pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

I assumed Ken was going to say that he tried to become a juggler, but could only make it to juggalo.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 12/13/17 6:42pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

I am off my rocker with joy my boy
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 12/13/17 6:43pm (((Murakami Whywolf):

Back in the day, in Alabama 'New York Jew lawyer' was pronounced as one word.
  Wed. 12/13/17 6:44pm vanya moscow:

Well, he does polonium abroad. Back home he just uses bad cheese, Ken
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 12/13/17 6:45pm Ken From Hyde Park:

The only plays I was ever in was the Sunday school Christmas pageant where I was always a shepherd with no speaking role.
Avatar Wed. 12/13/17 6:45pm TehBadDr:

Heh, I never did any stage acting in school. Always played for years in the pit band, tripling on reeds. I will tell you though, at the cast parties the band always did very well! Never failed to hook -up!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 12/13/17 6:45pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

Andy, please, for the love if all that's holy, CAST AARON IN YOUR SHOW, say as a cheerleader or a used car salesman.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 12/13/17 6:47pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

I CAN GET YOU IN THIS CAR TODAY!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 12/13/17 6:47pm (((Murakami Whywolf):

Putin and the Church will now imprison any young man wearing his mother's hose onstage. Svevo khoroshevo.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 12/13/17 6:49pm Ken From Hyde Park:

In fourth grade, they brought us to the gym to watch the middle school go through dress rehearsal. I remember Greg Claus with a line, à la Gomer Pyle "Well, shoot a mile!" Other than that, I remember nothing of the play.
Avatar Wed. 12/13/17 6:50pm vanya moscow:

Exactly. I thank God Ken didn't ask my last name, so I'm relatively safe even after I confessed in public
Avatar Wed. 12/13/17 6:50pm TehBadDr:

Vanya!
Avatar Wed. 12/13/17 6:51pm vanya moscow:

Here, Sir!
Avatar Wed. 12/13/17 6:52pm TehBadDr:

That was a great story Vanya.
Avatar Wed. 12/13/17 6:53pm vanya moscow:

Thanks!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 12/13/17 6:55pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

But the town wasnt saved
  Wed. 12/13/17 6:55pm Dean:

Often it's the case that the person with the most stuff gets the part.
Avatar Wed. 12/13/17 6:57pm TehBadDr:

I really wanted to get food through the hole in the fence. Visit Andy's production, well Meh!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 12/13/17 6:59pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Lost the will to live at 6:56.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/13/17 6:59pm dale:

bikini girls!!
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