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Playlist for 15 November 2017 Options | Elegy for an Exoskeleton

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(* = new)
Artist Song Album Label Images New Approx. start time
Alvarius B  Smokin'   Options With a Beaker on the Burner and an Otter in the Oven: Natural Wonder, Vol. 1  Abduction 
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  0:00:00 ()
The Billy Nayer Show  Party   Options The American Astronaut Soundtrack  BSG 
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  0:01:54 ()
Carney Hild and Kramer  Name   Options Happiness Finally Came to Them  Shimmy Disk 
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  0:05:14 ()
John Otway  Green Green Grass of Home   Options I Did It Otway  Stiff 
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  0:10:54 ()
Pere Ubu  Prison Of The Senses   Options 20 Years in a Montana Missile Silo  Cherry Red    *   0:12:18 ()
Motorhead  Heroes   Options Under Cover  Motor 
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*   0:15:35 ()
Danielle Dax  Brimstone in a Barren Land   Options Inky Bloaters  Awesome 
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  0:19:20 ()
The Classical  Uh Oh   Options Survival of the Softest  Rok Lok 
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*   0:23:23 ()
Gyorgi Ligeti  Lontano   Options The Shining Soundtrack  Warner 
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  0:29:53 ()
The Springfields  Far Away Places   Options No Album  Far Away Records and Tapes 
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  0:39:57 ()
Stereolab / Nurse With Wound  Animal Or Vegetable (A Wonderful Wooden Reason)   Options Self Titled  Claw Fist 
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  0:49:45 ()
Faust  It's a Rainy Day Sunshine Girl   Options So Far  Polydor Records 
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  0:55:33 ()
Aimee Mann  Save Me   Options Magnolia  Reprise 
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  1:01:18 ()
Pamela Z  Geekspeak   Options Sonic Circuits IV  American Composers 
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  1:06:31 ()
 
Music behind DJ:
Rockabye Baby 
Thunder Road   Options Rockabye Baby Plays Bruce Springsteen  Rockabye Baby      1:13:54 ()
Eyvind Kang  10:10   Options The Story Of Iceland  Tzadik      1:20:25 ()
Dr Jack Kevorkian  ID for Ken's Kickass Freeform Radio Show   Options No Album  No Label. This is Dr Kevorkian fer f's sake!  
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  1:22:22 ()
Malka Spiegel  Strumgliding   Options Gliding  Swim~ 
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*   1:31:31 ()
Brix & The Extricated  Moonrise Kingdom   Options Part 2  Blang 
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*   1:36:47 ()
Flatworms  Accelerated   Options Flatworms  Castle Face 
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*   1:40:46 ()
Kalahari Surfer  Houghton Parents   Options Sleep Armed  Recommended Records 
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  1:44:18 ()
The Picadilly Line  Visions of Johanna   Options Take What you Need UK Covers of Bob Dylan Songs 1964-69  Ace 
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  1:47:37 ()
Shilpa Ray  Morning Terrors Nights Of Dread   Options Door Girl  Northern Spy 
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*   1:53:03 ()
Alvarius B  Zion the Rocket Ship   Options With a Beaker on the Burner and an Otter in the Oven  Abduction 
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*   1:58:29 ()
 
Ivor Cutler  Shoplifters   Options Lido  Chrysalis 
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  2:10:30 ()
Lassigue Bendthaus  Angie   Options Mood Shirt ('70s Do-Over): Charlie's WFMU 2017 Marathon Premium  No Label    *   2:11:38 ()
Simon Joyner & David Nance  Angie   Options Goats Head Soup  Self Released 
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  2:15:27 ()
The Replacements  Unsatisifed   Options Let it Be  Twin Tone 
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  2:20:37 ()
Bongwater  Free Love Messes Up My Life   Options The Big Sell Out  Shimmy Disk 
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  2:23:39 ()
King Missile  Mr Johnson   Options They  Shimmy Disk 
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  2:26:12 ()
Cindy Lee Berryhill  Damn Wish I Was a Man   Options Who's Gonna Save the World?  Rhino 
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  2:28:06 ()
The Extreme Right Wing Conservatives  A Medley..   Options Digital Album  Motern Media      2:36:21 ()
Doris Day  What Every Girl Should Know   Options Doris Day Sings Her Great Movie Hits  Columbia      2:39:09 ()
Killdozer  Conquistador   Options Michael Gerald's Party Machine Presents  Touch and Go Records 
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  2:42:50 ()
Husker Du  Love is All Around   Options Makes No Sense At All / Love Is All Around  SST Records      2:46:45 ()
Lou Carter  If I Had a Nose Full of Nickels   Options Louie's Love Songs  Golden Crest      2:51:37 ()
 
Music behind DJ:
Friends of Dean Martinez 
Warmth of the Sun   Options Retrograde  Sub Pop Records      2:57:15 ()

Listener comments!

Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 6:22am -Ken:

Morning all!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 7:38am geoff mcq:

Morning Ken! Quiet in here today, nice to have a bit of room to stretch my legs...
  Wed. 11/15/17 8:11am FȡFȡ (:

Hello, Ken, geoff mcq!

I agree with everything the GIF rabbit has to say.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 8:19am Ken From Hyde Park:

Good morning, all. Look at that octopus go!
Avatar Wed. 11/15/17 8:19am Losermom:

Ken's show has finally invaded my subconscious. I had a nightmare about it last night. Seriously. Keep up the good work!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 8:27am NotARealDoctor:

I remembered to come check out the early GIFs! Good morning everyone! So this is what all the kids are talking about these days! Very nice!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 8:30am cory:

boy i do love sleeping in. hi all
  Wed. 11/15/17 8:31am FȡFȡ (:

Losermom,

Did you also have the Ken's show sleep paralysis nightmare? You know, the feeling of being conscious but unable to move whilst Ken, dressed as a chipmunk and standing next to your bed, threatens to play his harmonica?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 8:33am cory:

i thought that was a pledge gift?
Avatar Wed. 11/15/17 8:38am Losermom:

Fo fo, no, actually - interesting that you have that one. I was a guest-host and was trying to play one of my comp tapes and it melted and screwed up all the equipment. Ken took it well, though.
     Wed. 11/15/17 8:41am Listener Robert:

Which days this week is WMFU, Mt. Hope NY, off 9-3?
  Wed. 11/15/17 8:43am ?:

Listener Robert,

Yes. WFMU will be off from 9-3 while reparations are done to the equipment Ms Losermom screwed up.
  Wed. 11/15/17 8:45am FȡFȡ (:

I'll claim credit of the previous message depending whether someone finds it funny or not.
Avatar Wed. 11/15/17 8:45am Losermom:

It was only a nightmare, I swear!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 8:50am -Ken:

Maintenance at Mount Hope is over - Losermom, you are too hard on yourself in your own dreams!
     Wed. 11/15/17 8:52am Listener Robert:

I was just thinking a few days ago about that "stop drinking" GIF, that some anarchist ought to parody it with a "stop working" message.
Avatar Wed. 11/15/17 8:58am Losermom:

I took the dream as an omen that I had better listen to this show in full today. I have been saving them for when I'm with my kid, who is away at college. I wonder if this is guilt for not listening in realtime??!!
Avatar Wed. 11/15/17 9:02am Nick from Indy:

Good Morning All
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 9:02am melinda:

Hi Ken!
Avatar    Wed. 11/15/17 9:04am Sem Chumbo:

Smoke 'em if ya got 'em, SM Ken. Good morning.
Avatar Wed. 11/15/17 9:05am The Oscar:

There was a summer in my 20s when this movie was played in my apartment at least once every two weeks.
Avatar Wed. 11/15/17 9:05am Nick from Indy:

Ken you are our "American Astronaut"
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 9:05am Linda Lee:

Hi Ken! Good morning!!
Avatar Wed. 11/15/17 9:07am Nick from Indy:

Did "The Billy Nayer Show" get cancelled? I have not heard anything from Cory McAbee in a long while.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 9:08am Krys O.:

Awright! Carney Hild Kramer! Here's the video I did for that song: youtu.be...
  Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 9:09am bk845:

Good morning Ken!
Avatar Wed. 11/15/17 9:09am The Oscar:

@Nick He had a semi-follow-up movie/web series called Stingray Sam which was pretty good. I recall for a while he changed the name of the band to "American Astronaut." But yeah, I haven't heard anything in a while either. Saw them in maybe 2005, and they were great.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 9:09am steveo:

Hi Ken. I had a dream that I should avoid your show today but here I am anyway.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 9:09am Sebastian:

good morning everybody
  Wed. 11/15/17 9:12am Tucker:

Not sure what this is but I can't leave. Richlands, NC
Avatar Wed. 11/15/17 9:15am WFMU listener WADE:

Gif Master Ken
Avatar Wed. 11/15/17 9:16am The Oscar:

Saw Pere Ubu the other night at Hasslefest in Boston. They sounded great, but David Thomas did NOT seem to be happy with the current version of the band.
Avatar Wed. 11/15/17 9:16am Nick from Indy:

@Oscar, We did a BNS show in 2005 and I believe that was the last time BNS made it to the midwest. I believe American Astronaut was finish then and Cory had DVDs with him. I figured he just switched over to making films. I will check out his IMDB page.
  Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 9:17am yippie:

carney hild and kramer reminds me of the thekenschlampen song am tag als conny kramer starb
  Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 9:17am bk845:

Happy Lemvember, all!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 9:18am NotARealDoctor:

Nice! I needed some heroes to get me through the rest of the week!
Avatar Wed. 11/15/17 9:18am Nick from Indy:

Lemmy
Avatar    Wed. 11/15/17 9:18am TonyR:

"heroes" cover by ??

Timely. The Parlophone Bowie reissue is unlistenable.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 9:18am NotARealDoctor:

I heard David Bowie once did a cover of this song, but I prefer the original Motorhead version.
Avatar    Wed. 11/15/17 9:19am TonyR:

Motorhead? Oh, Yay.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 9:19am Linda Lee:

i miss the wan.
  Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 9:19am bk845:

@NotARealDoctor - What you did there...I see it.
Avatar    Wed. 11/15/17 9:20am TonyR:

GIF genius for "heroes"
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 9:22am Okasa:

Heil og sæl! A healthy and happy Odin's Day to you, Ken, and to all the faithful members of the Cult of Ken.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 9:22am NotARealDoctor:

@BK845 i.imgur.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 9:27am -Ken:

Ugh.. am struggling with very upsetting technical snafus..
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 9:27am Ken From Hyde Park:

In case The TARFU Report program cannot return, Jim the Poet's science talk program was pretty good and currently has my vote, FWIW.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 9:27am MD:

"TO ALL LISTENERS AND AFFILIATE STATIONS! ALL SHIPS AT SEA! CRYSTAL SET OPERATORS REPLACE ALL USED GALINAS! THIS IS WFMU!!!" LOVED THE DISASTER NEWS THIS MORNING KEN...SPOT ON!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 9:30am Linda Lee:

Time to molt, Ken.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 9:31am NotARealDoctor:

Don't worry Ken! Technical support is on the way. Please be patient! They should arrive between 11AM and 6PM.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 9:32am Ken From Hyde Park:

If you can turn on the pledge widget again, I have my credit card ready to help fund a new exoskeleton.
Avatar    Wed. 11/15/17 9:33am TonyR:

Is this a metaphor for the back wall finally falling off the Jersey City building?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 9:34am -Ken:

Trying to restart the exoskeleton one limb at a time. Might have to play long songs. Any requests? Good God Im so sorry about this. I prefer the days of flesh.
Avatar    Wed. 11/15/17 9:34am TonyR:

Al fresco DJing
Avatar Wed. 11/15/17 9:36am Nick from Indy:

REDRUM
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 9:36am (Murakami Whywolf))):

NotARealDoctor:
Eye-man from that image looks like a villain from "The Tick" —I think it's the jacket and cravat—yes, he resembles Chairface Chippendale.

Is he from "Ultraman" or such (such as "Inframan")?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 9:37am Dave:

The opening theme song from 2001 since Kubrick.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 9:37am -Ken:

Left arm OK
Avatar Wed. 11/15/17 9:37am Nick from Indy:

!UMFW AT REDRUM !119 LLAC
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 9:38am steveo:

side 2 Meddle
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 9:38am northguineahills:

Yes, we got Ligeti!
Avatar Wed. 11/15/17 9:39am Nick from Indy:

Overhead the albatross hangs motionless upon the air...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 9:39am northguineahills:

ah, I remember chairface chippendale from the cartoon.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 9:39am People Like Us:

Atom Heart Mother is 23 minutes long.
Avatar Wed. 11/15/17 9:40am Nick from Indy:

Thick as a Brick
Avatar    Wed. 11/15/17 9:40am Sem Chumbo:

...and longer still w/ the skip in my copy.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 9:40am People Like Us:

Pharoah Sanders - The Creator Has A Master Plan is about half an hour or something
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 9:41am pantz:

Wasn't Chairface's diabolical plan to just have his name inscribed on the surface of The Moon?
Avatar    Wed. 11/15/17 9:41am Sem Chumbo:

Tubular Bells just seems infinite, but in a pinch..
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 9:41am zopa:

Station Manager Ken, you have to re-compile the source code. Bad things will happen if you don't...
Avatar Wed. 11/15/17 9:41am Nick from Indy:

Side 4 of Metal Machine Music is Infinite. I always listen to it on 16rpm. It is purettier that way
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 9:42am Ken From Hyde Park:

Mic up Clay Pigeon as he takata-tas back to his place of residence.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 9:42am northguineahills:

I concur w/ Nick from Indy!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 9:42am -Ken:

That's it. Left arm only. I cannot do SHIT Ugh
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 9:43am People Like Us:

what the hell have you done to yourself?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 9:43am northguineahills:

and I also concur w/ PLU!
  Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 9:44am yippie:

wow this place is getting as freaky as the church of FUN
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 9:45am northguineahills:

Double Dose of the Lab! (the first from Clay)
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 9:45am Ken From Hyde Park:

Is Lola at the station? Lola knows how to push buttons and post cat GIFs. You'll hear Woof-Woof for the station ID, though.
  Wed. 11/15/17 9:45am FȡFȡ (:

Someone needs to rework the song because Puerto Rico is not a far away place.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 9:45am -Ken:

@zopa how do I do that?? My whole life is slipping away.. thank God I backed up the skeleton like a week ago but still... this cannot be happening. please tell me it's not happening
  Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 9:46am yippie:

i like the german Lola sung by Heinz Rudolf Kunze
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 9:46am Sebastian:

it's not happening!
Avatar Wed. 11/15/17 9:47am Nick from Indy:

This has now become an intervention. Ken you have a problem. We are concerned and worried about you. We are concerned with the friends you hang out with (especially Andy). It is time to repent before it is too late. Praise Bob!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 9:48am People Like Us:

I concur with Nick from Indy (apart from the Andy bit)
  Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 9:48am bk845:

It's a rainy day...
Avatar Wed. 11/15/17 9:49am Nick from Indy:

@Losermom, does the current set match your mix tape from your nightmare?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 9:50am zopa:

Station Manager Ken: There is a small hole near the base of the neck. Use your left arm to place a pin in that hole. Push it down for 3 seconds. Then type "cmd". This will get you to the command line. Type these commands in the following order:
1. bt sequence
2. cmp src \12945 \f
3. commit

Good Luck!
Avatar Wed. 11/15/17 9:51am Wild Neil:

PEACE All. Ken I suggest "In The Court of the Crimson King" by King Crimson. It's long. And good!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 9:51am NotARealDoctor:

I'm actually related to Dr. Kevorkian. Unlike him though, my medical credentials are completely falsified.
  Wed. 11/15/17 9:51am FȡFȡ (:

No, Ken, not that hole!!!
Avatar Wed. 11/15/17 9:51am Wild Neil:

A Whole album side I think.
Avatar Wed. 11/15/17 9:52am pocket vito:

Ken why don't you just drop some LSD and take the canoe out on Lake Owassa. That'll fix you right up. You won't even remember what your problem was.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 9:52am Okasa:

This is worker speaking. Hello.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 9:52am northguineahills:

@ FȡFȡ (: It's far if you're in Vladivostok.
Avatar    Wed. 11/15/17 9:52am TonyR:

I'm digging "Far Away Places".
  Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 9:53am Alfredo Garcia:

Steve Stapleton – Organ, Guitar, Harmonica, Percussion, Loops, *Mixing, Pedals, Tapes, Ring Modulator, Generator
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 9:54am -Ken:

@zopa
that got me to the comman line but once there I cannot type anything and ther whole thing hangs except all my limbs start twitching so I have to power down amnd this has happened like 5 times now. nooooooooooooooooooooo
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 9:56am Sebastian:

a gif(t) for you, Ken:
s3.amazonaws.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 9:56am Okasa:

Why does the Porridge Bird lay his egg in the air?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 9:56am People Like Us:

To get to the other side.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 9:57am Webhamster Henry:

This is worker speaking.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 9:57am Webhamster Henry:

Do you remember the past? FORGET IT!
  Wed. 11/15/17 9:57am royvis:

Yay! Great segue, Ken!
  Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 9:58am Alfredo Garcia:

really excited for a segue to "9 to 5".
  Wed. 11/15/17 9:58am AnAnonymousParty:

Why does this remind me of Hawkwind so much?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 9:58am -Ken:

Oh God oH gOD OHGOD OH GOD THANK gOD i BACKED UP BUTSTILLfuuuckk!!!!!
  Wed. 11/15/17 9:58am Namr to be displsyef:

This show is mildly distressing to small house pets
Avatar    Wed. 11/15/17 9:59am BronwynB:

hello ken and everyone
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 9:59am People Like Us:

I'm actually not even listening to the show (I am using my ears for work), but this comments board is quite enough
  Wed. 11/15/17 9:59am FȡFȡ (:

Faust - So Far
Polydor Records
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 10:00am People Like Us:

"quite enough" as in "what the hell is going on"
Avatar Wed. 11/15/17 10:00am Wild Neil:

I often come to the comment board for company. While at work too. Sometimes on my phone when nature calls. You never know.
  Wed. 11/15/17 10:00am Unctuous Rancid Dwarf Man:

one hour until FELDER!
  Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 10:01am yippie:

its salvation mountain over here
  Wed. 11/15/17 10:02am queems:

what an endorsement
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 10:02am Sebastian:

@AnAnonymousParty possibly you're thinking of You Shouldn't Do That
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 10:02am khd:

So Far was released on Polydor
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 10:03am khd:

initially, then later on RR
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 10:03am Krys O.:

Ken, are you using the Xbox One or the PS4? It might be that your subscription ran out and your Exo is SNAFU.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 10:04am Okasa:

Have you reset the PRAM yet?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 10:04am doctorjazz:

Aimee Mann! You got me to post, one of my favorites!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 10:04am northguineahills:

@PLU: The usual...... the political economy of entropy.
  Wed. 11/15/17 10:04am FȡFȡ (:

I don't know what is going on, or who is doing what, but Ken seems to be still sane. Playing epic music, posting great GIFs and bizarrely commenting.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 10:05am Webhamster Henry:

You don't think that's the real Ken do you? FAKE KEN!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 10:06am zopa:

Station Manager Ken: Okay, there is only one other option that I know of, but it's extremely risky. If it fails...

There is a small rectangular touch pad just above the left knee. It's underneath a small panel. You might have to get someone to help you open it. The touch pad has a grid of 4 squares. If you get it open do the following sequences:

Top left, bottom right, the two times on top right. Watch your boot display for 3 icons, then
Bottom left twice, then all buttons clockwise starting with top left.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 10:07am People Like Us:

Ken - smash the Bob Dylan is Dead box on the wall and see what happens
Avatar Wed. 11/15/17 10:07am pocket vito:

Just take the plug out of the socket and then put it back in. That will reboot everything.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 10:07am Lewis:

Fdfd is chanelling Larry?
Avatar Wed. 11/15/17 10:07am Wild Neil:

Once in the 80's I drank Ten High whiskey with friends at 10am. Wow. I will never do THAT again!
  Wed. 11/15/17 10:08am Laura L:

Ken, did you try Conflict Catcher? Did the problem go away?
  Wed. 11/15/17 10:08am FȡFȡ (:

Ken, and with the smashed Bob Dylan box smash the Maria Careys' 7 inch.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 10:09am Webhamster Henry:

Someone pay Ken's Bitcoin ransom!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 10:09am People Like Us:

and then put the Maria Carey 7 inch back in the Bob Dylan is Dead box and put it back on the wall
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 10:09am Linda Lee:

this is a fun piece by Pamela. did similar work myself a long, long time ago ~ sadly lost now. fun!
Avatar Wed. 11/15/17 10:10am Wild Neil:

I wish I had bought some Bitcoin when it was like a buck a bitcoin. Wow.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 10:10am dgg:

geek breath
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 10:10am Beast of Boonton:

Kraftwerk - 'The Man Machine'
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 10:12am steveo:

anybody know who the geeks are?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 10:12am Okasa:

Just boot into safe mode. Reboot and hit the F8 key in 1 second intervals.
  Wed. 11/15/17 10:13am queems:

this making me nervous
  Wed. 11/15/17 10:13am FȡFȡ (:

People that is not Ken,

Is Ken being controlled by a Russian troll ? This bizarre commenting makes me wonder. Let's test...

Ken,

как дела? Как ты себя чувствуешь?
Avatar    Wed. 11/15/17 10:15am BronwynB:

i wonder if, were someone at fmu to break the glass on the bob dylan obit thing prematurely, bob dylan would die
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 10:15am Okasa:

So we need a sort of Turing test for SM Ken...
Avatar    Wed. 11/15/17 10:15am BronwynB:

i guess we shouldn't test that awful power
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 10:15am People Like Us:

or he might release another album
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 10:15am Krys O.:

I love the sound of breaking Bob Dylan glass.
Avatar Wed. 11/15/17 10:16am βrian:

% man Ken
No manual entry for Ken
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 10:16am (((Murakami Whywolf):

Was it DOS responsible for people calling slashes ('/'s)' backslashes ('\'s)? Or is it some sort of backlash?

comma-zero, comma-zero,….
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 10:16am People Like Us:

does anyone know what's going on yet?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 10:17am Linda Lee:

my god, if Ken's issue can't be resolved, what happens at 6?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 10:18am dgg:

At least you weren't killed by a frozen turkey Ken. Be thankful for the big things.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 10:18am Beast of Boonton:

Barbecue!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 10:18am steveo:

can you just grab an exoskeleton from the Heroes gif?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 10:18am Krys O.:

The manual is in cascading style sheets, but the OS is Windows ME. Shit!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 10:18am Okasa:

SM Ken is using his voice now, but only said his exo-skeleton won't boot this morning, and all his mp3s are on that. Only 1 out of 15k mp3s survived.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 10:19am Brian C.:

Dang, I was hoping it was "Corn Weenie" that survived
Avatar Wed. 11/15/17 10:19am βrian:

It was "forward-slash," as in URLs. It was so bizarre to hear that spoken. Similar to walking ("forward") down the street.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 10:19am Ken From Hyde Park:

That Faust piece was sufficiently long that I was able to get in and out of the post office before it finished.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 10:21am dgg:

i shoulda bought the bad show insurance
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 10:22am Linda Lee:

Brian C., DJ Stashu has a bit of the original recording of "Haun Meely" on vinyl. Time for a remix!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 10:22am zopa:

@dgg: Ha! I fell over laughing. Good ones!
Avatar Wed. 11/15/17 10:23am The Oscar:

The question becomes: Can the Kevorkian ID get more likes than Don Felder?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 10:24am Okasa:

Yeah, I'd like to sell futures on tonight's SSD bad show insurance, based on that lame idea.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 10:25am northguineahills:

Anything Eyvind Kang touches is brilliant!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 10:25am -Ken:

@The Oscar, let's find out! Everybody favorite the Dr. Kevorkian ID!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 10:28am Fuzzy:

Hey Ken -- can I get my SFL boombox flair tacked on, when you get a minute? I feel so naked and ashamed without it. Thanks!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 10:28am -Ken:

Come on, favorite that sucker!!
  Wed. 11/15/17 10:29am FȡFȡ (:

I'll clicky star the mighty Kevorkian ID. Alas, I'm no member of the WFMU friendship society but that doesn't stop me from expressing my support for it. So go my winged monkeys! Go and favourite Dr Jack Kevorkian ID! Do as told by the Grand Master Winged Monkey! Let's bury the Don!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 10:31am (((Murakami Whywolf)':

BAD VOIP VOICE: 'Excuse me, Mister William, but I am calling from Microsoft Help Desk because your computer has bad virus that could hurt you and I will remove it for you.'

ME: `That's weird, because all our machines run Linux forks BECAUSE WE ARE DECENT people…o.k., I tried BSD _once_, I was drunk and curious.'

BVV: 'Mister William, your computer has BAAAD virus.'

Suddenly, most recent politics feels like terrible phishing campaigns… I have seen the claim that phishing letters purposefully contain grammar and spelling errors because they love poorly-educated people.
Avatar Wed. 11/15/17 10:32am herb.nyc:

i don't know what an EXOSKELETON is but i feel yr pain, ken (my laptop has been hijacked & i can't logon. but strange, scammers havent emailed me w/a ransom.) as for 7SD tonight, i hope for a recap on BAD SHOW INSURANCE. for i plan on buying 19 more policies!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 10:36am zopa:

Dinosaur Comics today has an oddly familiar ring to it... kinda like listening to SSD:
www.qwantz.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 10:38am (Murakami Whywolf))):

Okasa:
Because you can't make a porridge without breaking eggs.

(My favourite literalised proverb: 'You can't make an omelette without breaking heads.'. See also: 'Spare the rod, spoil a brute's fun.' and 'Worse cannibalisms happen at sea!'. )
Avatar Wed. 11/15/17 10:40am Nick from Indy:

Since you have the gif running, can we hear "The Sound Of The End Of Music"
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 10:41am Beast of Boonton:

Maybe a Dr. Kevorkian WFMU billboard is in order
  Wed. 11/15/17 10:41am FȡFȡ (:

Talking about Bitcoin and 7 Second Delay. Anyone remember the episode like from a decade ago where Ken and Andy were supposed to buy bitcoins but eventually they didn't for some reason? I believe that episode is running for the Darwing Prize Award of this year.
Avatar Wed. 11/15/17 10:41am Nick from Indy:

The video is AWESOME - vimeo.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 10:41am -Ken:

OK Geeks. Im running W7. It seems like Windows will not really start except for Safe Mode. What do I do?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 10:42am Okasa:

@Y-Wolf: I read a story that the Nigerian scammers learned to make their initial email so outrageous that it weeded out 99% of recipients... so they were left dealing with the bottom 1%.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 10:43am zopa:

Move your mp3's off the machine, clean install windows 10.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 10:43am (Murakami Whywolf))):

zopa:
'Gwandanaland? More like "Don't wanna land"!'
'"Laurasia"? Sounds like a GUUURRRRL—femme! '
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 10:44am zopa:

Whywolf: hee hee hee...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 10:44am Beast of Boonton:

Ken - install Linux on it
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 10:45am steveo:

The Flat Worms rock.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 10:45am -Ken:

zopa - Windows 10?? Are you mad?!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 10:45am Fuzzy:

In Safe Mode, Start a System Restore. Restore to a point say a week before you noticed any issues with the computer at all. Once it completes and restarts, scan with Malwarebytes just in case this was caused by an infection. Running a System Restore will roll back installs, updates, drivers, and your registry, but will not effect your personal files.
Avatar    Wed. 11/15/17 10:46am TonyR:

Win7:

Start in Safe Mode (you won't have network)
Log in as local administrator
Run stadard shit (check disk, virus scan, defrag)
Take the opportunity to look for odd or newly installed software.

Try again.
Avatar    Wed. 11/15/17 10:46am TonyR:

Windows10==wire hangers.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 10:46am Fuzzy:

New graphics drivers are a common culprit.
Avatar Wed. 11/15/17 10:46am Nick from Indy:

IBID
  Wed. 11/15/17 10:47am FȡFȡ (:

Ken,

Installing Linux is the best idea. You will only prolong the agony if you keep Windowsing.
Avatar    Wed. 11/15/17 10:47am TonyR:

Also, too: Yesterday was Patch Tuesday.

You might have to roll back patches if Windows Update is installed on that box.
  Wed. 11/15/17 10:47am muwfInMA:

Whoray the Kalahari Surfers are a great band, are they still releasing, this is over 30!years and still so now -thx
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 10:47am (Murakami Whywolf))):

-Ken:
It is traditional that when anyone starts a question with 'I'm running Windows…' the first ten answers are 'Run Linux', 'Get a Mac', and 'Kill yourself'.

For a view of a world in which weaponised exoskeletons are run by reddit trolls, see D. Wong's "Futuristic violence and fancy suits".
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 10:48am -Ken:

Great suggestions everybody, thank you!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 10:48am Beast of Boonton:

It might have WFMU 'ransom-ware' that needs a payment to resolve
  Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 10:49am yippie:

Ken- i know you are have some technical issues but i think an easy one to fix is the opening song for this show by alvarius B. is called "Smokin' To Live"
  Wed. 11/15/17 10:49am FȡFȡ (:

Hmm..Funny. I was going to say 'kill yourself'.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 10:49am (Murakami Whywolf))):

-Ken:

Jiggle the handle.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 10:49am db:

F 10, replace it with Ubuntu Linux.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 10:50am Sebastian:

this is fabulous!
  Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 10:51am yippie:

who do you think this song was written about? joanna eashe wife of lionel ziprin?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 10:52am Fuzzy:

Windows 10 has improved over the past couple of years -- using it now with no problems on a 5+ year old laptop. Windows 7 is no longer supported -- time to upgrade. Or install Linux if it won't seriously impact your day-to-day radio station operations.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 10:52am zopa:

SMK: Yes, but it sounds like you've been having problems for a while. Keeping the mp3's on a separate storage device will ameliorate your problems, in that you won't have to worry about losing them to corruption. I always hated doing restores, as I always had to do the tedious followup of restoring updates. I've been on 10 for a while now... whatevs... follow your heart.
  Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 10:52am yippie:

oh yeah gotta love the queer version of this song
Avatar Wed. 11/15/17 10:52am Nick from Indy:

I always thought this show was ran on a TI-1976 Texas Instruments LITTLE PROFESSOR Electronic Calculator - www.ebay.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 10:52am -Ken:

Yeah. I love linux as much as anybody. I use chmod as a verb every fucking chance I get, but I'm not changing my OS in the two hours I have to deal with this
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 10:53am (Murakami Whywolf))):

My dearest thought the title of that song was a pun on "Visions of Gehenna" because she'd never heard that word pronounced. She might be right anyway: R.Z.'s Jewish education was hit-and-miss, and _he_ might have got it wrong.

(I told her it was pronounced 'Freeze Out'.)
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 10:54am Aaron Working In Newark:

Fun fact, this song was written about my girlfriends mother, who was Dylan's secretary in the 60s in NYC.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 10:55am Fuzzy:

sudo System Restore
  Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 10:55am yippie:

ive met a couple of people in NYC who claim to know the true joanna or johanna this song was written about
  Wed. 11/15/17 10:55am Thelma:

Dylan without Dylan isn't Dylan.
  Wed. 11/15/17 10:55am r.d. fox:

If I cannot achieve kensho, I can at least achieve kenshow.
  Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 10:55am yippie:

its like all this churches claiming to have jesus's real foreskin
  Wed. 11/15/17 10:56am FȡFȡ (:

Everyone has their own vision of who is Johanna.
Avatar    Wed. 11/15/17 10:56am TonyR:

Patch Tuesday yesterday was a doozy: 53 security holes "fixed", some including kernel vulnerabilities.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 10:56am Aaron Working In Newark:

She was also the secretary for the mammas and poppas I think.
  Wed. 11/15/17 10:56am johanna:

been awhile
Avatar Wed. 11/15/17 10:57am Nick from Indy:

Maybe the answer is in one of these manuals? - www.pinterest.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 10:57am NotARealDoctor:

@Yippie I once heard there's enough pieces of Jesus' foreskin to make sails for a fleet of ships.
Avatar Wed. 11/15/17 10:57am Mark S:

a) What happen when you’re trying to boot in the normal mode? Do you get any error message?
b) Is it an upgrade installation or custom installation?
Make sure that you uncheck the safe boot option in system configuration, please follow the steps below:
1. Once the computer boots into safe mode, click the Start button, type msconfig in the search box, and then, in the list of results, click msconfig.exe. If you're prompted for an administrator password or confirmation, type the password or provide confirmation.
2. In the System Configuration dialog box, click the Boot tab.
3. Under boot option Uncheck the box next to Safe boot and apply the settings and restart the computer.
I hope this information helps. Please get back to us if you have any more questions about this issue.
Thanks
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 10:58am (((Murakami Whywolf):

Play that Courtney Barnett song about _her_ exoskeleton failure.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 10:58am -Ken:

Johanna is not a person, she is the idealized woman who never materializes.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 10:58am Aaron Working In Newark:

Later in life she dated David Omer Beardon, a beat poet who is known for being Judee Sills boyfreind.
  Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 10:58am bk845:

This sounds a little like Courtney Barnett after getting some singing lessons.
  Wed. 11/15/17 10:58am FȡFȡ (:

What's with all this disrespect towards Jesus? He's the king of lizards, FFS!
  Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 10:58am yippie:

i dont think dylan would have gotten to write visions of johanna without the fugs bringing the village music scene to the next level of poetry
Avatar Wed. 11/15/17 10:59am Mark S:

Micrsosoft intends to support Windows 7 until January 2020
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 10:59am Aaron Working In Newark:

Beg to differ Ken, she was real.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 10:59am NotARealDoctor:

I meant no disrespect, if he had that much foreskin then I'm incredibly impressed. Most lizards have a cloaca and no foreskin.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 11:00am (((Murakami Whywolf):

yippie:
I think it was a "National Lampoon" issue that had a Renaissance-style painting of Jesus ascending into Heaven with his foreskin doing the same at some miles' remove.
Avatar    Wed. 11/15/17 11:01am achim:

great new track ken! Zion the Rocket Ship
  Wed. 11/15/17 11:02am FȡFȡ (:

Also, The Picadilly Line is an imaginary band. It is the idealized band who never materialises. That was just Ken playing Dylan at a weird speed.
  Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 11:02am yippie:

ken alvarius b. plays dylan with queen jane specifically an excellent update of the song for 21st century
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 11:03am steveo:

this is my favorite pop song
  Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 11:03am yippie:

suncitygirls.bandcamp.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 11:03am Sebastian:

Ken, you could discuss your computer problems later with Andy on 7SD?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 11:04am NotARealDoctor:

@Sebastian at the rate he's going he'll still be stuck in his exoskeleton by the time 7SD comes on tonight.
  Wed. 11/15/17 11:05am FȡFȡ (:

(judging by the nature of the request I think Sebastian bought a lot of BAD SHOW INSURANCE policies)
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 11:06am Sebastian:

of course I have, so I hope the Doctor is right
Avatar Wed. 11/15/17 11:07am Nick from Indy:

Time to bust out the vinyl copy of the Sun City Girls ‎"Midnight Cowboys From Ipanema"
Avatar    Wed. 11/15/17 11:07am TonyR:

System Restore can be a disaster if for some reason that service is turned off and there are no snapshots to return to except for what it looked like new-in-box.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 11:08am Sebastian:

$$$$$
  Wed. 11/15/17 11:08am Dean:

If you decline the claim in bad faith, do we stand a chance of winning treble damages. (That means either $9 or hearing loss.)
Avatar Wed. 11/15/17 11:09am Mark S:

what about bad show assurance?
  Wed. 11/15/17 11:10am queems:

omfg i legit loled at the louis ck thing
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 11:10am steveo:

lemon fresh pledge?
  Wed. 11/15/17 11:10am FȡFȡ (:

I will change my few bitcoins for Bad Show Insurance policies. Wiser idea or wisest idea?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 11:11am Ken From Hyde Park:

Folks can purchase multiple policies, too. Up to twenty policies ($30) and receive multiple payouts.
Avatar    Wed. 11/15/17 11:11am BronwynB:

what was the louis ck thing? i was away from my headphones momentarily
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 11:11am Spaniel:

can I roll over my forever stamp investment account into bad bad show insurance?
  Wed. 11/15/17 11:11am queems:

not the scandal itself, just the current joke. i'm not a monster
Avatar Wed. 11/15/17 11:12am The Oscar:

This Morrissey demo is great.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 11:12am Webhamster Henry:

Does anyone cover Ivor Cutler?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 11:15am cklequ:

@Henry - Jim O'Rourke does a pretty amazing version of Women of the World.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 11:16am Sebastian:

wait, the Mood Shirt is not actually a T-shirt?
  Wed. 11/15/17 11:16am queems:

@bronwynb he just said that louis ck would be at the comedy cellar masturbating. idk it was just the nonchalant delivery that made me laugh
Avatar    Wed. 11/15/17 11:18am TonyR:

Thx, queems.
Avatar    Wed. 11/15/17 11:19am TonyR:

40 years to make peace with this song ("Angie") and Ken has reset the clock. Thanks?
Avatar    Wed. 11/15/17 11:19am BronwynB:

thanks queems
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 11:19am Webhamster Henry:

Maybe Wing has a version of Angie.
  Wed. 11/15/17 11:20am queems:

@tonyr anytime
Avatar Wed. 11/15/17 11:20am βrian:

Angstie, isn't it?
  Wed. 11/15/17 11:21am FȡFȡ (:

Blow-whistler alert!

What 7SD listeners don't know is that Ken has this metric that measures the mood of the audience in real time. Enter the laugh-o-meter. Whenever the laugh-o-meter goes below a certain level he plays the very best segments of old 7SD episodes. People laught and don't even realise. Once the laigh-o-meter surpasses the required level they go live again.

C.C: Wikileaks
  Wed. 11/15/17 11:21am queems:

@bronwynb no problem!
Avatar    Wed. 11/15/17 11:21am TonyR:

[citation needed]
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 11:22am Michele:

I love this song
Avatar    Wed. 11/15/17 11:22am Paul In Bloomfield:

I love this song!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 11:23am Michele:

@Paul JINKS!
Avatar    Wed. 11/15/17 11:23am Paul In Bloomfield:

@Michele ha yes!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 11:24am doctorjazz:

Love this song (and the album, Let It Be) too!
  Wed. 11/15/17 11:24am Tim 07030:

'Unsatisfied', a perennial Maxwell's jukebox popular selection.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 11:25am Vivian:

Miss the Mats!
Avatar    Wed. 11/15/17 11:25am Paul In Bloomfield:

There needs to be a word for when your boss comes into the room and interrupts an awesome song to pointlessly babble
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 11:26am Devin B.:

@Paul In Bloomfield: Capitalism?
  Wed. 11/15/17 11:26am Andrea from Chicago:

I liked that song
  Wed. 11/15/17 11:27am queems:

@paul good to see that is a universal issue across facilities
  Wed. 11/15/17 11:28am choggie:

Shooooooooplifterrrrrs...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 11:28am Mick:

@Devin B - pretty much.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 11:29am Threemoons:

Greetings Manager Ken, fellow WoofMooPeeps. Checking in late today; was furloughed from temp gig on Monday; due back in later this afternoon. Sorry to see I missed so much good stuff on the first part of the show!
Avatar    Wed. 11/15/17 11:30am Paul In Bloomfield:

@queems oh no! you too?! Booo. whats with this Co???
  Wed. 11/15/17 11:32am queems:

@paul it doesn't happen every day, but when it does it is always right when i want to listen to something in particular
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 11:33am Vivian:

Album for Cindy Lee Berryhill - Who's Gonna Save the World - Label Rhino
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 11:33am Mick:

@SM Ken - I think Mr Johnson is on "They", Shimmy Disc
  Wed. 11/15/17 11:33am FȡFȡ (:

How can we label Cindy Lee Berryhill if she won't accept the woman label?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 11:34am Webhamster Henry:

Does Jokerman have a Harvey Weinstein song?
  Wed. 11/15/17 11:34am Stevel:

Quiet strangely, I was hoping you'd play I Love Heroin Addicts. I'm obviously going through some sort of breakdown, but thanks!
  Wed. 11/15/17 11:36am FȡFȡ (:

Knowing how prolific and ahead of the game Mr Jokerman is I have no doubt he has a song not only about Harvey Weinstein but one for each victim and another for each of their respective lawyers.
  Wed. 11/15/17 11:37am mjgoins:

Classic "could be satire, could be real"
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 11:37am Cecile:

*facepalm*
I work in HR and that is not the definition of affirmative action. GUH.
Avatar    Wed. 11/15/17 11:38am BronwynB:

jokerman, you're oversimplifying this a little
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 11:38am Cecile:

that goes past oversimplification to outright wrong.
Avatar Wed. 11/15/17 11:39am cee:

hell yeah all the leftist anthems!
Avatar    Wed. 11/15/17 11:39am BronwynB:

@Cecile: When I was a kid in government class our teacher told us that was the definition of affirmative action and all the little white kids got all freaked out. That is how you make racists. Give them incorrect information, pop them in the microwave for 2 minutes, add a little salt and let them watch Fox News for a couple hours and you've got it. Mmmm, racists!
  Wed. 11/15/17 11:39am mjgoins:

Who is this guy? Google isn't turning anything up really.
  Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 11:39am bk845:

I want to play the har-mon-eee-ka!
Avatar    Wed. 11/15/17 11:40am V Priceless:

I need a 24/7 feed of this, everywhere
  Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 11:40am bk845:

Clearly Alvin has joined a White Supremacist group.
  Wed. 11/15/17 11:40am mjgoins:

This guy is like Laibach meets Randy Newman
  Wed. 11/15/17 11:40am johannaInMA:

oi and oy
Avatar    Wed. 11/15/17 11:40am BronwynB:

seeing that he called himself the extreme right wing conservatives for this medley makes me feel a bit better, like he knows how stupid this bullshit is and i can continue to be a jokerman fan in peace
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 11:41am Fuzzy:

Except Randy Newman has talent.
  Wed. 11/15/17 11:41am FȡFȡ (:

mjgoins

I believe his name is Mark something. Ken knows his name. Basically he has published thousands and thousands of songs on iTunes. There is one song for any topic you name.
  Wed. 11/15/17 11:41am Ghetto Pastrami:

This is annoying
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 11:41am Cecile:

The credit card debt one is also wrong as hell
  Wed. 11/15/17 11:42am Namr to be displsyef:

that’s the music maga deserves
  Wed. 11/15/17 11:42am queems:

doris day needs to chill out
  Wed. 11/15/17 11:43am Spaceman One:

finally, someone is singing truth to liberal power.
Avatar    Wed. 11/15/17 11:43am Paul In Bloomfield:

@cecile and everyone: I think that was all tongue in cheek no?
Avatar    Wed. 11/15/17 11:43am Paul In Bloomfield:

@queems yes always at the worst moment...
Avatar    Wed. 11/15/17 11:43am TonyR:

Screw work. Now I have to wait for the archive to hear jokerman.
Avatar    Wed. 11/15/17 11:44am BronwynB:

@mjgoins: here you go: www.theguardian.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 11:44am Goyim in the AM:

ENOUGH OF THIS HUMORLESS MATT FARLEY BASHING. The man is a genius. How many songs did you write today?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 11:45am Sebastian:

mmmmmh, Killdozer, yum!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 11:45am Scraps:

The great Cindy Lee Berryhill song “Damn, I Wish I Was a Man” is on her first album Who's Gonna Save the World?, on New Routes label.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 11:46am -Ken:

Has anybody found out if Matt Farley has done a Harvey Weinstein song????
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 11:46am Cecile:

Those words have come out of the mouths of people I know and they were not satire. I know it's supposed to be funny. it's not funny to me. I'm still allowed to cringe at it and say it's not funny, right?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 11:46am -Ken:

Im with you Goyim!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 11:47am -Ken:

Wait.. are some of Matt Farley's songs INACCURATE?
Avatar    Wed. 11/15/17 11:47am BronwynB:

@Ken: There are no songs with the words "Harvey Weinstein" on Spotify (Matt's medium of choice) so no.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 11:47am Cecile:

sigh.
Avatar    Wed. 11/15/17 11:47am TonyR:

People DON'T look like their dogs sometimes?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 11:48am Cecile:

I'll just enjoy the magic of Killdozer.
  Wed. 11/15/17 11:48am jan:

this Killdozer cover had so divorced the song from the original that I had to google it to learn that
it was from the Procol Harem album I so enjoyed as a teenager.
  Wed. 11/15/17 11:48am fRED:

Ken, maybe you should try Meshugaless...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 11:49am Goyim in the AM:

Custom Farley songs are $44, so that Weinstein song could still happen.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 11:49am Webhamster Henry:

You can commission Farley to write a Harvey song, though. That would make a nice combo kickstarter / SSD show. moternmedia.com...
Avatar    Wed. 11/15/17 11:49am V Priceless:

great to hear some form of PH here, or anywhere, for that matter
  Wed. 11/15/17 11:50am FȡFȡ (:

Goyim in the AM,

Yes, the man is a genius. Way ahead of time. Also, I think he is one of the most -if not THE most- clever film producer I have ever read about.
Avatar Wed. 11/15/17 11:50am Losermom:

Killdozer should cover BOC.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 11:51am Scraps:

(Rhino put it out as a reissue.)
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 11:51am Rich in Washington:

NEIL!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 11:51am steveo:

for so many umlauts, husker du is always a lot more melodic that I expect
  Wed. 11/15/17 11:51am Dean:

He *has* to rhyme ACLU with "get a clue."
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 11:51am Rich in Washington:

Oh, wow! This sounded exactly like Neil Dick for a moment.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 11:52am MD:

Is this guy really an Asshole???
  Wed. 11/15/17 11:52am Dean:

Or not.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 11:52am (((Murakami Whywolf):

The Doris Day song reminded me of someone's observation that a 'how to survive prison by being a punk' guide read pretty much like a Victorian marriage manual in both the 'endure sex' and 'feed his ego' aspects.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 11:52am Rich in Washington:

Ken: the Red Sauce song, if possible... Please?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 11:52am MD:

OH! He's being sarcastic...??? Right???
  Wed. 11/15/17 11:52am queems:

@paul the biggest problem here is honestly the SHITTY wifi here. i buffer like 20% of my day
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 11:53am Cecile:

The umlauts came from an actual Norwegian game that was popular in the US in the 70s. But, yeah, the umlauts usually signify delightful aural torment.
Avatar    Wed. 11/15/17 11:53am BronwynB:

some of the young male leftists i marched with this summer were shouting "FUCK THE ACLU". "don't insult the ACLU," pleaded an older white lady marcher with an npr tote bag. "FUCK THE ACLU," insisted the young men.
  Wed. 11/15/17 11:53am mjgoins:

This transcends the notion of intent.
Avatar    Wed. 11/15/17 11:53am BronwynB:

I VOTE GODDAMMIT AND IM KINDA YOUNG SO THERE
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 11:53am MD:

OH I'M JUST A STUPID,HUMANISTIC ,LIBERAL STUGGE!!!
Avatar    Wed. 11/15/17 11:53am Paul In Bloomfield:

@queems ouch that stinks
  Wed. 11/15/17 11:53am Beavo:

Next Mark Russell?
  Wed. 11/15/17 11:53am giselle:

Love the MAAAAAYHEM picture!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 11:54am Cecile:

Randy Newman he ain't.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 11:54am Lizardner Dave:

Everything the Passionate and Objective Jokerman says is true somewhere in the multiverse.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 11:54am MD:

WHO SPELLS... STUGE STUGG...XO!!!
Avatar    Wed. 11/15/17 11:54am TonyR:

That "Conquistador" gif keeps reloading. Stop!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 11:54am Cecile:

My sister had one. She had to go to the ER.
Avatar    Wed. 11/15/17 11:54am BronwynB:

def thought he said "nose full of nipples"
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 11:55am steveo:

Louis „Lou“ Carter (* 15. September 1918 in Newark, New Jersey; † 25. September 2005 in Bloomfield, New Jersey) war ein amerikanischer Jazz-Pianist.

Carter spielte in verschiedenen Bigbands, u. a. denen von Jimmy Dorsey und Glenn Gray.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 11:55am Cecile:

She also stuck raisins up her nose. another trip.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 11:55am Webhamster Henry:

Is that Louie the singing cabdriver?
Avatar    Wed. 11/15/17 11:56am TonyR:

Again! Cache, you conquering bastard!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 11:56am MD:

"I'm Writing a letter to Daddy!"
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 11:56am Cecile:

Gut Forschung, herr steveo
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 11:56am blee:

I'm always pulling things out of my nose, not putting things in it. Maybe I'm doing it wrong?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 11:57am Cecile:

blee, I don't know. Do you have your health insurance updated?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 11:57am Lizardner Dave:

Never apologize for Husker Du.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 11:58am MD:

Dog Bless Matt's little Soul!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 11:59am Cecile:

What about the Keene Brothers and Gem?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 11:59am Ken From Hyde Park:

In Danish, Hüsker Dü means "Do you remember?" www.boardgamegeek.com...
  Wed. 11/15/17 11:59am FȡFȡ (:

Thanks, Ken, people like us, people unlike us! Great show, music, giffery, exosqueleton commentary! Till next episode! Take care and remember: Be happy! C'mon! Loosen up! BE HAPPY!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 11:59am Sebastian:

Merci, Ken!
Avatar Wed. 11/15/17 11:59am Losermom:

GREAT SHOW
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 11:59am Okasa:

Thanks and good luck with the 'puter.
  Wed. 11/15/17 11:59am Dean:

Computers are unfixable.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 11:59am -Ken:

Bye everybody! Wish me luck with the laptop...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 12:00pm Webhamster Henry:

the ümlauts are süperflüoüs.
  Wed. 11/15/17 12:01pm bobo:

Sorry I'm late....But one minute to go sure can fit one last song request????
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