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Playlist for 02 August 2017 Options | Rihanna, Bieber & Manson

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Christmas Pets  Hipbone   Options  
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I, Ludicrous  We're the Support Band   Options  
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The Television Personalities  I Know Where Syd Barrett Lives   Options  
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The Pink Floyd  Lucy Leave   Options  
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Chain and the Gang  Mum's The Word   Options Best of Crime Rock 
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Die Fabulösen TheKenschlampen  Susses Fur Mein Sussen   Options Titten Theken Temperament 
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Duke Ellington & His Orchestra  Blue Pepper (Far East Of The Blues)   Options  
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Unknown British Announcer  Lets Hide Your Balls   Options  
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The real Tuesday Weld  Bathtime in Clerkenwell   Options I, Lucifer (Soundtrack) 
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Robert Preston  Chicken Fat   Options  
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Pierre Raymonde and Bugs Bower  The Stripper's Strut   Options Erotic Aerobics 
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Fabio  On Slow Dancing   Options After Dark 
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Arnold Schwarzenneger & The Weather Girls  It's Raining The Pinkest Floyd   Options Elbows Stationary! 
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Music behind DJ:
Neil Cicierga 
Crocodile Chop   Options  
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El Michels Affair  4th Chamber   Options Return To The 37th Chamber 
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Yo La Tengo  Autumn Sweater (Kevin Shields Remix)   Options  
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Metallica & Andy Rehfeldt  Enter Sandman   Options  
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Go Home Productions  Main Bloom   Options  
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Danzig  Mother (Lounge Version)   Options  
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Chi-Lites 
Have You Seen Her Loop   Options       1:20:57 (Pop‑up)
 
Rihanna  Love On The Brain   Options  
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Justin Bieber  Baby (Metal Version)   Options  
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Charles Manson  Cease to Exist   Options Lie 
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The Beach Men  Never Learn Not to Love   Options  
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Laetitia Sadier Source Ensemble  Psychology Active   Options Find Me Finding You 
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Carla Morrison  Pale Blue Eyes   Options How to be a Latin Lover 
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Fuxa  Our Lips are Sealed   Options Electric Sounds of Summer 
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Oranje Symphonette 
Midnight Cowboy   Options       2:02:51 (Pop‑up)
Glen Campbell  Everybody's Talkin'   Options Adios 
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Big Blood  Sing For What It's Worth   Options Big Blood & Thunder Crutch 
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Peter Perrett  How the West Was Won   Options Title Track 
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Courtney Barnett  Avant Gardener   Options  
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The Fraternity Of Man  Don't Bogart Me   Options  
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The Gimmicks  Cigarette   Options High Heels 
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Ray Manzarek 
Making the Magic Circle   Options Myth And Reality: Spoken Word History 
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David Greenberger  Everything Spoken Between Songs In The Order That They Appear On All The Widely Released Official Live Albums By The Rolling Stones   Options  
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Clarence Carter  Strokin'   Options  
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Listener comments!

Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 7:07am -Ken:

Morning all!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:07am cory:

g'morning,k nice gifs
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 7:09am -Ken:

Hi Cory! Thank you.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:14am cory:

you're welcome dude
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 7:16am -Ken:

Hazmat Update at 845am on Wake with Clay Pigeon.
Avatar 7:42am Cliff back in the U.S.S.A.:

Hey Ken! Pretty much anything off that album I sent you would be fun to play... "Waving Scientist @ Frog King" for example.
  7:46am F()F() (:

Good morning, cory, Ken, Cliff!

I'm ready for the Hazmat Update, Mr Newcaster Disaster!

Nice you aren't at work, cory.

Cliff, are you never going back to the Czech Czpell Republic?
Avatar 7:50am Cliff back in the U.S.S.A.:

Yeah F()F(), I'll definitely be going back some day! Have to save up some more money first, haha
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:51am cory:

i'll have to leave about halfway through.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 7:57am Planet Tyler:

Goshdarnz Ken, this is the second time I'm going to have to miss some of your show for active shooter training!!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 7:58am -Ken:

@Tyler - can you record the active shooter training and send it to me?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 8:00am -Ken:

@Cliff - which album did you send me?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 8:00am Planet Tyler:

An audio recording? I can ask
  8:07am F()F() (:

Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?

Yes. Ken wants to do an active shooter training in the WFMU building.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:08am cory:

or he's making other plans
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 8:09am Ken From Hyde Park:

@F()F() - Could make a good 7SD episode!
Avatar 8:11am Cliff back in the U.S.S.A.:

Ken - Back to the Mono Kero by eX-Girl (didn't actually send it, just an email about it)
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 8:11am Planet Tyler:

At my current job we just talk about this active shooter stuff. At my previous one we actually had drills. And there was a "shooter" armed with a camera. If he got a pic of you, you were dead.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 8:14am Planet Tyler:

There is definitely a way this could be a Ken vs Andy SSD episode
Avatar 8:21am Nick from Indy:

Good Morning all
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 8:25am -Ken:

@Tyler, dont ask! Just record.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 8:37am Planet Tyler:

But it'll be a crappy recording unless I can get the phone really close!
  8:47am bernhard goetz:

the
  8:47am bernhard goetz:

ken
  8:48am bernhard goetz:

schlampen
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 8:48am Planet Tyler:

Ok, I'm off to surreptitiously record my co-workers
  8:54am F()F() (:

And to think Andy Breckman thought Ken had a vocation for weather reporting. Ken's real vocation is Hazmat reporting!

I can even picture Ken as a TV presenter dressed in a devil's costume and pointing to a map of the USA where there are number of fatalities, nuclear, fire and skull symbols instead of temperaturres, clouds, suns, and drops of rains.
  8:56am F()F() (:

Did I say rains of drops?! HA! I mean to say droprrains. No, wait. Rainsdrop? Forget it. Let the typo stay.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 8:57am (Murakami Whywolf))):

What's this about active shooping?
  9:00am jess:

have a great day Clay!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:02am (((Murakami Whywolf):

Please, Ken, start the show with the last ten seconds of "Ha-Tikvah" some time—I miss it.
  9:04am eggy and sausage:

armchair ridiculous!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:07am (Murakami Whywolf))):

Back when "Doom" was big, I (from a distance) admired that it could be modified, but was concerned that someone might mod the levels into their work-place and the demons into their co-workers as Chapter 3 of going off the deep end—and this was before I ever heard the Big Bad referred to as a 'boss'.
  9:07am Waking Bacon:

Great opening transition song!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 9:07am Nick S.:

AWWW!!! I know where Syd lives.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:08am NotARealDoctor:

Good morning fellow Kenonites!
Avatar 9:08am Wild Neil:

Peace all. Active shooter drills sounded hokey to me...until I was in one. Its spooky.
Avatar 9:10am Cheri Pi:

Greetings Ken
  9:12am Waking Bacon:

This Floyd song is blowing my mind good. I never heard! lol
  9:17am weiterso:

good morning! götz + schlampen
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 9:18am Lixiviated Life:

"You are all going to die" is a scary phrase in USA. Nothing upsets us quite like an undeniable truth.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 9:19am Lixiviated Life:

We prefer the alternative kind
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:19am Ken From Hyde Park:

Der neu made-up German greeting: Guten schlamp!
Avatar 9:20am themutante:

Whore
  9:20am DryEraser:

I love WFMU - please eat all my data!
  9:21am Waking Bacon:

LOL @ ken i really laughed out loud.. "pinkest floyd yo" lol
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:21am Webhamster Henry:

Tarty Tramp! But the "Theken" part is not really "The Ken".
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:21am Sebastian:

Schlampe is derived from schlampig, adjective, meaning sloppy, negligent etc. There's also Schlamp, the male equivalent of Schlampe
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:22am Ike:

Get Herweg!
  9:22am Waking Bacon:

small change?
can double down?
OCDJ?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:23am Passaic River Blues:

@Sebastian: is "slattern" a better translation then?
  9:23am cat:

i want mary jane or andy breckman to fill in
  9:23am cat:

meow yippie
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:24am Sebastian:

@PRB: maybe, I have no idea what slattern means. slut is alright I think
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:25am Sebastian:

Andy Breckman? wouldn't he just play the Eagles, James Taylor and Poco again and again?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:25am Ken From Hyde Park:

Fill-in DJ requests: Kenny G, Professor Dum Dum, Sheri Barclay, Grandma Phyllis.
  9:25am Waking Bacon:

Thurston Moore Fills in for Ken
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:26am Webhamster Henry:

"The Fabulous Countertop Slatterns" , maybe they are just schlumping on that countertop.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:26am Ken From Hyde Park:

I meant to add that the four of them holding a panel discussion for the duration of the show.
  9:27am Cecile:

Slattern just means a sloppy, untidy woman.
Avatar 9:27am renard:

maybe british 'sod'?
  9:28am Cecile:

It means "Ken's Slobs".
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:28am Sebastian:

also, in German a Smurf is "ein Schlumpf", The Smurfs are "Die Schlümpfe" not that that has anything to do with anything
  9:28am weiterso:

the male schlampe is a schlumpf!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:28am Mister Dobalina:

Morning Ken All-Stars, how's it hangin'?
  9:28am Listener142985:

where are my confounded balls?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:29am pantz:

It hangs schlampe, apparently.
  9:29am weiterso:

double thinkin
  9:29am Waking Bacon:

OH this is Fun
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:29am David D:

Thekenschlampe sounds a bit like "bar wench".
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:29am Sebastian:

hah!
  9:29am Davee:

I keep my balls in a sack
  9:29am Cecile:

I actually have no idea. Duolingo says I am only 9% fluent in German.
  9:29am Waking Bacon:

Castro Sado S&M Yo
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:30am redkayak:

Not sure I trust this lady....
  9:30am Davee:

What a world this would be if one could loose their balls
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:30am Webhamster Henry:

I think your show needs a weekly exercise section like this.
  9:30am Waking Bacon:

@redkayak - Def do not trust her at all! lol
  9:31am Davee:

I like this .. . what is he saying?
  9:31am Waking Bacon:

Tah-takah-tah tak - take a bath..
  9:31am Davee:

Should I take a bath with my balls?
  9:32am Cecile:

Ken, can you show me where the link to the balls track is? I have a couple of people I'd like to hear this.
  9:32am melinda:

Bath time in Clerkenwell has a fun animated video on YouTube.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:33am Sebastian:

fill in request: Chris M.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:33am pantz:

Pain don't hurt
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:34am Webhamster Henry:

I hope this is the extended, disco version of Chicken Fat.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:34am Ken From Hyde Park:

Great idea - Chris M., yes!
  9:34am Alfia:

OMFG, I can't be,I've you've got this chicken fat song! I literally heard this is school!
Avatar 9:35am Losermom:

True story, when we bought our house 4 years ago the chicken fat single came with it. I listened to it while I cleaned up 8 year old animal excrement and mouse droppings. It was great.
  9:35am F()F() (:

Andy Breckman to fill in for Ken is in my wishlist.
  9:35am john in jersey:

Flashbacks to grammar school gym class.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:36am cory:

i with FoFo on this one
  9:36am Davee:

Is this pre-Jack Lalane?
Avatar 9:36am renard:

the previous owner had some humour, losermom
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:37am Ken From Hyde Park:

Miss Steinhaus played "Chicken Fat" for us in fourth grade. She passed away last February, I found out.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:38am steveo:

not ready
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:38am Sebastian:

you people are all mad, I can't work with loads of ancient California Rock befouling my ears
  9:39am dfb:

jezz they are Making me feel bad for being a fat guy
  9:40am Davee:

Phew, I'm glad that was over, I need a bath now.
  9:40am naked short:

Great stuff

Robert Preston made my day
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:40am Ike:

@Sebastian, agreed, Andy Breckman would indeed just play the Eagles and Poco for 3 hrs. Some of these people are musical masochists.

I amend my vote. My vote is for anybody *but* Prof. Dum Dum, and also not Andy Breckman.
  9:41am F()F() (:

You ain't heard nothing yet, Davee.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:41am steveo:

ok, but i'm ready to step sexy
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:43am Webhamster Henry:

Didn't you used to play a Fabio exercise track too, at some point?
  9:43am Davee:

How about playing that Jane Fonda exercise record?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:43am Sebastian:

the WFMU exercise program, I'm feeling fit already!
  9:44am F()F() (:

Ken,

Why don't you do a re-run of a show which is not in the archive? Something like when you were in college radio?
Avatar 9:45am Losermom:

You can almost SMELL Fabio in this track.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:45am Sebastian:

Arnie?
Avatar 9:46am slugluv1313:

omg i remember "Chicken Fat" from when i was a kid too!
but had totally forgotten about it until now - THANK YOU, Ken!
where DO you find these gems???
ahhh, was just thinking that Preston really *should* collaborate with the Erotic Aerobics dude!
  9:46am F()F() (:

Yep. That's Arnold Lotsofletters.
  9:46am dfb:

firm he said firm
  9:46am Cecile:

I think Thomas Stork, Stork, Chris M., Clay, or Sue P. should fill in.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:47am Mick:

It is amazing what exists in this world.
  9:47am naked short:

Fill-in DJ:

Chris Christie
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:47am Webhamster Henry:

Fill in: just play an aircheck from a 1991 marathon or something. Might as well make some money while you're away.
  9:48am Davee:

The Old Codger!
  9:48am Matt Warwick:

I'm getting so muscly right now
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:48am steveo:

double shot wednesday!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:49am steveo:

oh, it's still the same track; strike the record
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:49am Sebastian:

@-Ken: sorry to be a knowitall but it's "Schwarzenegger" - what you wrote could be seen as offensive
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:50am NotARealDoctor:

I'm getting sooooo fit today!
Avatar 9:50am βrian:

Can he really eat that many corn weenies?
Avatar 9:51am renard:

that guy shouldve played in die hard
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:51am Sebastian:

this is great
  9:51am dfb:

this is why I listen to wfmu
  9:51am F()F() (:

Someone just give all the damn numbers to that guy!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:51am Ken From Hyde Park:

Next Wednesday, just broadcast the marine weather report for the duration of the show.
Avatar 9:52am Chud:

Was that the Khanate workout?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:52am Webhamster Henry:

Difficult listening hour ™Laurie Anderson.
Avatar 9:52am slugluv1313:

FABIO has an exercise recording???!!
i recall Bryce playing excerpts from "Fabio After Dark" but would loooooove to hear FABIO instructing us all about how to get fit, hah!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:52am steveo:

Hello, βrian. I had an epiphany. Maybe "frique" just means "freak". (was that Richard Simmons screaming?)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:52am pantz:

That was starting to sound like every gym teacher I ever had.
  9:53am F()F() (:

I think I heard Raymond Scott.
Avatar 9:54am βrian:

Frique epiphanies are good.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:54am medson:

can you still get Bufferin?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:54am Webhamster Henry:

Three Willow Park was R2D2's grandparents' address.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:54am steveo:

exactly
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:55am medson:

looks like you can. who knew
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:55am Devin B.:

Charles Bernstein did the counting, I think
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:55am Sebastian:

I constantly confuse the two Fabios
Avatar 9:56am βrian:

Ken has a new calling.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:56am Devin B.:

My K-6 PE teacher made us do aerobics to Whip It
  9:57am Arnold:

https://www.neger.de/
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:58am Sebastian:

yeah, see...
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:58am Sebastian:

nah, it's definitely sexual, it's sluts!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:59am steveo:

break on through, ken
  9:59am cat:

schlampen- its in the plural form, it means sluts, whores, hos, wenches
  9:59am egould310:

I liked the workout set. It coincided perfectly with my 7 mile jog. The cool down song was my cool down. Thanks!

Also, we have the same ringtone, Ken.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:59am Ken From Hyde Park:

I suspect the word refers to a potato dish or to an apple-flavored dessert.
  9:59am cat:

just like russian band auktyon means auktion
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:59am njorg:

ken 4 ever
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:59am Sebastian:

listen to cat, she's got it down
  10:00am cat:

i mean auction
is the normal english spelling...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:00am David D:

Yes, "bar wenches" is the band's name.
  10:00am melinda:

That was nice, Ken.
  10:02am cat:

theken- also plural form, means counters (like tables) or bars
  10:02am Luke:

So choppy.
Avatar 10:02am renard:

great cover!
  10:03am sam:

i just saw the russian band auktyon such a good show
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:03am David D:

Where do you see them Sam? They used to come around in the 90s - yes, fantastic shows!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 10:03am Sebastian:

I guess it's impossible to translate fabulös
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:04am David D:

Sebastian, yes, that is a tough one!
Avatar 10:04am steve:

they were playing this El Machaels Affair Wu Tang album at the pet store the other day!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 10:05am dakfinch:

Subvert normality. Punk is not sexual, it's just aggression. Destroy. Kill All Hippies. I'm not talking at you, I'm talking to you. Anarchy. Disco sucks.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 10:05am Sebastian:

this is nice
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 10:08am Sebastian:

this is nice also!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 10:08am dakfinch:

need more ken singing.
Avatar 10:09am northguineahills:

This Kevin remix of YLT really takes me back to the summer of '97....
  10:09am F()F() (:

My favourite tracks from the El Michels album are the 5th, the 11th, the 23rd and, of course, the 31th Chambers.
  10:11am Waking Bacon:

Cool YO LA remix & giff... :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:12am Hughie Considine:

@dakfinch, Johnny Rotten Lydon was a big disco fan. Was he not punk enough?
  10:14am Waking Bacon:

I love metallica remakes like this. The lounged out metallica takes the hard ass out of them, and you can sit down. ahh the talk poetry
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 10:16am Sebastian:

Hetfields voice transforms any tune into torture music
  10:16am Waking Bacon:

Yea the nirvana remake.. I knew this was your evil influence on the Pidge this AM. ;) hehe
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:16am cory:

off to work. have a day!
  10:17am Waking Bacon:

"main Bloom" hahaha
Good day CORY
Avatar 10:19am Cheri Pi:

hahahahahaha
  10:19am F()F() (:

Waking Bacon,

Well, what about Loutallica? It's talk poetry but with heavy and loud music.
  10:20am Waking Bacon:

@ Dj KEN Lmao ... Lounged out Danzig .. .OMG .. choking on .. CO... Coffee. :)
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 10:20am The Oscar:

I would totally listen to a Danzig lounge album. Like, unironically.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:20am steveo:

is this the best danzig song?
  10:20am Waking Bacon:

AHhahha maybe need a lounge version of a Fugazi song..
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 10:21am The Oscar:

Oh my god, the solo!
  10:21am Waking Bacon:

@oscar i should buy the record and maybe 2 copies lol
  10:21am Waking Bacon:

*would
  10:21am Private Presley:

Metallica / Nirvana / Danzig lied to me - they're not heavy at all!
  10:22am F()F() (:

Damn! I don't think I have heard the original Mother song! It looks like a disaster as from now on I won't be able to appreciate the original as this sucks so much!
  10:23am berbo:

This set ain't heavy.

Its for my mother.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 10:23am Ken From Hyde Park:

Please remember to donate generously to WFMU and keep shenanegans like this going on a weekly basis.
Avatar 10:23am steve:

this set got me all emotional
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:25am MD:

" For the Total Eclipse of the Sun!!!"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:26am MD:

Good Morning End-Timers! And Freeformers of Da World! XOXO!!
  10:26am Waking Bacon:

Danzig link on youtube??? www.youtube.com... Hmm 7 Second clay sounds.. interesting.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 10:27am Ken From Hyde Park:

There are only a few more episodes of Music Factory remaining. I wonder what feature will come next?
  10:27am Waking Bacon:

*delay.. not clay.. whats this wake and bake....
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 10:28am The Oscar:

@Bacon The covers album Danzig did a couple of years ago actually came close-- he does Everly Brothers, Elvis, and some biker movie soundtrack tunes (along with some more predictable hard-rock covers). It's obviously stupid, but listenably so.
  10:28am cory@work:

wudimiss?
  10:29am Waking Bacon:

Twin Peaks.. bar scene .. Love on The Brain
  10:29am eeeeee:

rihanna or remax as i like to call her
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:30am MD:

IS THAT THE NEW BUMPER STICKER!!! I WANT !! NOW!!!!
  10:30am F()F() (:

cory,

You missed the worst tracks ever made in the lounge-cum-rock history. Except for the Go Home Productions
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:31am listener Rey:

Are you guys getting payola to play this Rihanna song? I've heard it a lot recently
  10:31am Waking Bacon:

Bieber is moving to Montclair.(true) This town lost its pity.
Avatar 10:31am themutante:

What the cockin' hell is this?
  10:32am F()F() (:

I know what it is! It's not a bumber sticker! It's the WFMU billboard!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 10:32am Sebastian:

Yes!
Avatar 10:32am βrian:

Isn't this from that Throat Coat ad? Soothes and protects, and all that.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 10:33am Sebastian:

\m/
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 10:34am olivia:

lol
  10:34am F()F() (:

Cue next: Garbage song by Manson.
Avatar 10:35am Cliff back in the U.S.S.A.:

Or a song from the band Garbage, with Shirley Manson
  10:35am F()F() (:

Damn!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 10:37am The Oscar:

Back when I lived with roommates, one of my favorite things to do was play this album with my door open and wait for them to ask about it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:38am Chop Scott:

Finally some proper hippie noise!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 10:39am The Oscar:

Who is it more surprising that they're still alive: Manson or Brian Wilson?
Avatar 10:39am βrian:

Wow, Charlie sounded a little bit like Rodriguez there.
  10:43am F()F() (:

Nice avatar, Cliff.

And here I was thinking all my life Stereolab's Laetitia Sadier was the one who got killed. And guess what? She just played in WFMU's Monty Hall last week!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:43am pantz:

@Ken do you create these gifs or do you have access to the Fort Knox of gifs?
Avatar 10:43am steve:

am i wrong that Manson is a truly terrible songwriter
Avatar 10:44am renard:

might be an API for giphy, pantz
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 10:44am -Ken:

@f0f0, Laetitia Sadier plays Monty Hall THIS Friday night. You're mixing up your past and future tenses again..
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 10:46am Sebastian:

or maybe fÜfÜ is talking to us from the future!
Avatar 10:46am themutante:

Love this!
  10:46am Listener142985:

second that...
Avatar 10:47am βrian:

Oh so purty.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 10:47am -Ken:

@steve - Manson was good enough that the Beach Boys ripped off one of his songs.
Avatar 10:47am themutante:

Gorgeous!
  10:49am Jenny:

in love with this!
Avatar 10:50am βrian:

Lyrics:
www.azlyrics.com...
  10:51am Dean:

"Stab, stab, stab, 'til her daddy took the steak knife away."
Avatar 10:52am themutante:

@Dean Ha! Front stabbin' Mooch style
  10:52am F()F() (:

Sebastian,

Indeed, I'm in the future. In a time zone way ahead of all of you This week John Maus is playing in Monty Hall. Last week was Laetitia. And et me tell you Laetitia stills sings pretty well.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 10:52am Sebastian:

this is getting better and better, when exactly do you ecpect me to make a smoke break!?
Avatar 10:53am Manolo:

Killing tunes always welcome! xx
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:55am steveo:

just learned that the lyric is not "telling likes like apple surprise"; true story
Avatar 10:55am steve:

if you really want to overtake mr garbage just play this at 11 every week!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 10:56am Sebastian:

@f°f°: I don't really care, but who's press secretay at the moment?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 10:57am (Murakami Whywolf))):

A bit of natural language processing attempting to substitute for knowing colloquial German usage:

The first page of xHamster search results for „schlampen“ includes titles that associate that word about 60% of the time with words referring to specific sorts of sex acts (equally relevant to both 'whore' or 'slut', non-exclusively), about 30% with words referring to sexual desire (more toward 'slut'), and about 10% with words referring to payment—'rent' and 'pocket money'—that would be more related to 'whore'.

I'd say that indicates a great deal of ambiguity, but on balance more like 'slut' than 'whore' in the manner of and to the extent that those are differentiated in American English.
  10:58am melinda:

@steveo I used to hear "I Love Cecile".
  10:58am F()F() (:

Sebastian,

I can't hear you. You are one large comment away from me.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 11:00am Lixiviated Life:

Ken, you need to learn to walk away
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:00am Webhamster Henry:

It was the Stereolab version of "The Purge"
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:00am Sebastian:

oh well, smoke!
  11:01am Dean:

Early '70s? Try late '60s.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:01am The Oscar:

I own Juliana Hatfield's old copy of "Lie." True story.
  11:03am berbo:

"Santa Sangre" - not for the faint of heart.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:03am steveo:

@melinda Cecile mishearings seem much more common that apples. www.kissthisguy.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:03am steveo:

*than
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:03am Webhamster Henry:

Glen Campbell: Rhinestone Cowboy. Travolta: Urban Cowboy
  11:04am melinda:

Apple surprise is good, though. I'll always hear that now.
Avatar 11:04am βrian:

"Only the echoes of the bunny men."
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:05am Lewis:

Wow those opening lines are kind of cutting given the circumstances...
  11:05am josh in the uk:

apparently glen's gotten to the point now where he can no longer speak...just so sad.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:05am Lewis:

"only the echoes of my mind..."
  11:05am F()F() (:

I once had a car crash accident with the daugther of the main actress of El Topo. Just saying.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:05am Planet Tyler:

Ok, I recorded our active shooter training. Now I have to figure out how to get this file off my weird phone
Avatar 11:06am Losermom:

I effing love Glen Campbell.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:07am Ken From Hyde Park:

Adios, indeed. Thank you, Glen Campbell.
  11:07am melinda:

I don't know if I can handle the Glenn doc but I think I'll get this album.
  11:07am weiterso:

a lot of evergreoons today. how about this James Strilich cover?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:07am Lewis:

@melinda - I am with you on that strategy
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:08am (((Murakami Whywolf):

Just think, Manson could've just been yet another record industry sociopath.

Jodorowsky, for his part, claims to be a rapist.
  11:10am Laura L:

The Glen Campbell docu is excellent--he and his family are to be commended for making that true portrait of what's happening to the man.
  11:10am F()F() (:

If Jodorowski once claimed he can read people's anal orifices just like if they were tarot cards I guess he can claim about anything!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:10am JtotheK:

hi ken, apologies for my late arrival. hi everyone.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:12am thedunkel:

Good Morning Ken - Good Morning Everyone !
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:13am -Ken:

Hi the dunkel and jtothtek!
  11:13am zoot allors:

yes on Fofo's idea - Andy breckman for fill-in for SM Ken! let the chaos reign!!!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:15am Planet Tyler:

Ok Peter, what the hell are you talking about?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:15am -Ken:

Unfortunately Andy can't do it that morning. He has some very important masturbating to do next Wednesday.
  11:17am zoot allors:

why not a remote broadcast from chez breckman then? he seems like a competent multi-tasker!
  11:18am Listener142985:

love courtney b.
Avatar 11:18am Wilson K:

Great fill in!
  11:20am rob from nz..:

i love avant gardener..
australian music
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:21am -Ken:

@Wilson, thank you! I love filling in for Ken
  11:21am JakeGould:

I like this anaphylaxis song.
  11:21am Waking Bacon:

Im so not good at breathing in. Great song. Never heard it before.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:22am Ken From Hyde Park:

7SD idea: Play pairs of songs and Andy will guess which has more clicky-stars.
  11:22am Waking Bacon:

Keep the J Moving folks...
Avatar 11:23am Irwin:

"Don't Bogart" produced by TOM WILSON.
  11:23am Listener Robert:

I hope that VCA offer isn't for a single animal, but if somebody has several dogs and/or cats. Or do their anal glands really get congested that often?
  11:23am F()F() (:

Ken,

Or what about instead of a fill-in doing something interactive with the little help of Andy's computer wizard son?

It's like the show you did when you played our comments using text-to-speech robots. We can vote for the next song to play, etc. In other words, leave the show to us, Ken, your faithful audience.

Trust us. We know what we are doing.
Avatar 11:23am Wilson K:

Your setlist is definitely in his oeuvre, what with all the weed references. Well done!
  11:24am Dean:

Who sang "The Weight" on the "Easy Rider" soundtrack? The movie featured The Band, but they didn't authorize the soundtrack release.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:25am JtotheK:

fill in related - did Jack Mello clear his schedule?
  11:26am F()F() (:

Thanks, Irwin, for the tip.

By the way, people, Irwin is going to play in one of the following weeks the Tom Wilson's episode where ROSKO, yes, Rosko the legendary DJ of the "Baby Jesus " and "Where Are You Mamma?" fame is the guest of his radio show! Can't wait!
  11:26am Listener Robert:

What variation of "automated" and/or "puppet" (including automated puppet) of 7SD has not been tried yet? They've even had a puppet call screener IIRC.
  11:26am The Hip Replacement:

Studio musicians hired just for the job. Billed as "Smith".
  11:26am Waking Bacon:

Thanks @the oscar for Danzig reply.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:27am steveo:

I hope Ken is back next week, though, TBH.
  11:27am Dean:

Thanks, @THR. Rings a bell.
  11:27am The Hip Replacement:

(My previous comment in response to "Dean".
Avatar 11:27am ledzeppelinsucks:

yeah I get it
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:28am PMD:

Ghost!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:28am MD:

I need a smoke!!!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:28am Sebastian:

man, what a smoke! It was a good idea to get out of bed after all.
  11:28am Listener142985:

Hey, when's lunch?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:29am MD:

A pipe and A blintz!!!
  11:29am Waking Bacon:

The Lissie "danzig - mother" was ok.. but that lounge. Who played that Danzig?
  11:30am Morphe:

Ken, Simon wants to know if you have tasted dog vomit or wet, runny feces?? I tried to explain that it is not you speaking, but an actor, but I believe you will be shadowed by this.....
  11:31am F()F() (:

You probably know in Australia the cigarette packages have plain designs with no branding but gruesome pictures of the smoke effects in people's bodies.

But what you don't know is the cigarette adverts for radio in Australia they all start with the Anti-smoke track we just listened to.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:32am steveo:

NIGHT BECOMES THE DAY
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:32am steveo:

ER DIVIDES...CRAP
  11:33am Dean:

According to OED, yes, that is the song. Per OED, "allusion to Bogart's frequent on-screen smoking, especially to the long drags he took on cigarettes."
  11:34am The Hip Replacement:

Pflegm Slide. A William Burroughs character, no?
Avatar 11:34am Wilson K:

@Morphe, this is a fill in by another, similar Ken, the only dissimilarity being this other, different, non station-manager Ken is a chain smoker who divides his time between smoking and handling maggots.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:34am The Oscar:

How about "I've Got Asthma (And I Can't Breathe)" by the Toy Dolls?
  11:34am Dean:

Bauhaus does this better than The Doors.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:35am Sebastian:

I thought it was a reference to Bogie always throwing away his ciggies after two/tree puffs
Avatar 11:35am egal:

Bongs prevented the scourge of bogarting.
  11:35am Listener Robert:

I think it's because there were 1 or more prominent photos of Bogart in character having smoked a cigaret down to a tiny butt.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:35am NotARealDoctor:

Senses of selfishness and excess evolved from the original 1960s use meaning “keep a joint in the mouth instead of passing it on”, recalling the actor’s signature practice of keeping a cigarette dangling from his mouth even while speaking. Other senses of “bullying” or “tough guy” also originated in the 1960s and recall the actor’s various movie roles.
  11:36am berbo:

Sing? For what? It's worth ???
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:36am Sebastian:

ah, thanks Doc!
Avatar 11:36am Wilson K:

Nilsson's hit by Fred Neil, who's best song is "The other side of this life'
  11:37am The Hip Replacement:

Bogart also frequently took those long drags even when there was almost nothing left - so there was literally nothing left at the end of his drag. With a jazz cigarette, this would mean nothing more for the next person in the "fraternity of man." Hence Fraternity of Man's admonition.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:37am Ken From Hyde Park:

Bronwyn B hasn't done a fill-in recently. She may have a day job, though.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:37am Webhamster Henry:

WDRC in Hartford used to have a little quiz called "Secret Sound" that was something like tonight's SSD.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:37am NotARealDoctor:

If my doctorate in linguistics is good for anything it's certainly good for looking up word origins...
  11:38am DryEraser:

I've never been so aurally blue balled as this break - I need relief!
  11:40am JakeGould:

Shut up, Ray.
Avatar 11:40am Cliff back in the U.S.S.A.:

You mean I'm not the only Ph.D. linguist 'round these parts?
  11:40am Dean:

Imagine if other film stars at the time were notorious for taking long drags on cigarettes. "Don't astaire that joint, my friend." "Don't grant that joint..." "Don't welles that joint..." "Don't brando that joint..."
Avatar 11:40am Henry:

you're delusional, ray
Avatar 11:41am Itzall Ablurr:

Everybody thought JIIIIM did "everything". Naturally. Bitter 'ole Ray.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:41am NotARealDoctor:

AYYYYYYYY @Cliff!
  11:41am Dean:

"Don't novak that joint..."
  11:42am JakeGould:

Doug Yule of the Doors right here.
  11:42am JakeGould:

Yeah, it’s not an ego game Ray.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:42am Uncle Michael:

Ray is douche-tastic.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:42am steveo:

ray should do more voiceover work
Avatar 11:43am holland oats:

shut him up!
  11:43am Journal Square, Jersey City:

Totally thank you!!!!
Avatar 11:43am themutante:

He's a talker.
Avatar 11:43am Cliff back in the U.S.S.A.:

Hahaha NotARealDoctor, so what did you do, phonology/phonetics or syntax/semantics? I started out on the S side of the split but went over to the P side
  11:43am Listener142985:

david greenberger is genius
Avatar 11:44am egal:

Don't forget pragmatics.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:44am Ken From Hyde Park:

"A Trip Down Memory Lane" 7SD? Ken & Andy listen to clips of a very old show and remark how young they sounded.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:44am MD:

GUY! PLAY GUY!!!
Avatar 11:44am Cliff back in the U.S.S.A.:

Or morphology. But nobody likes morphology.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:45am JtotheK:

"i feel like stroking everybody" -- Clarence Carter foreshadowing ???
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:45am Webhamster Henry:

Did Ray check into Duplex Planet or something?
  11:45am Journal Square, Jersey City:

That guy's speech about art and ego is right on
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:45am Lewis:

@webhamster - well said!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:46am Vivian:

Is this Marc Maron?
Avatar 11:47am themutante:

Now i have my finger up my ass... are you happy, Ken?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:47am Lewis:

inspired by Kenny G?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:47am Planet Tyler:

THANK YOU L.A.!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:47am Ken From Hyde Park:

Next up, "of Oz The Wizard"?
  11:47am F()F() (:

Cliff and NotARealDoctor,

'Publico magnifico operatta'.

Quickly describe the etymology of the whole phrase! Whoever answer first is the REAL phD in linguistics in this comment list as there's only space for one!
  11:48am Dean:

Somebody should compile all the musical interludes from Henny Youngman live sets.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:48am steveo:

have you ever made love in a canoe with a budweiser?
  11:49am Dean:

Fucking close to water.

Have you ever made love *to* the back seat of a car?
Avatar 11:49am egal:

Can or bottle?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:49am JtotheK:

thanks for clarence, Ken! (still baffled how this has SO FEW clicky-stars...)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:50am steveo:

that's your own business, pilgrim
  11:50am F()F() (:

Andy's Masturbatorium official anthem.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:50am JtotheK:

"have you ever made love in the shared condo basement rec room on 30 year old couches?"
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:50am The Oscar:

CLARENCECARTERCLARENCECARTERCLARENCECARTERCLARENCECARTER.
  11:51am Waking Bacon:

Great Set Ken :)
Avatar 11:52am Cliff back in the U.S.S.A.:

Thanks Ken!
  11:52am F()F() (:

The most marvelous thing about this Clarence Carter song is that it actually has a video! And the star of it is a blue penis!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:53am NotARealDoctor:

I went semantics/syntax - concentration in sociolinguistics, fascinating stuff. I heard Georgetown does a program regarding the development of language on the internet, I would love to go back and sit through some of those classes.
  11:53am F()F() (:

BABY ANIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLL

We missed you!
Avatar 11:53am Wilson K:

Yes! I love this song. Epic fill in.
  11:54am Fashion Tashjian:

It's rather bizarre listening to this while on a bus in Armenia.
Avatar 11:55am slugluv1313:

ahhhh The *Official* Clarence Carter Workout! :)
  11:55am F()F() (:

Thanks, Ken, everybody! Great show, giffery, comments...I especially loved the Rihanna-Bieber-Manson set (I think).

TIll next episode! Take care and remember: Be happy.

What? You aren't happy yet? Argh! I SAID BE HAPPPY!!!!!
  11:56am F()F() (:

P.S. I agree with Wilson K. Ken should fill-in for Ken next week!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:57am steveo:

thank you ken thank you ken
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:57am Sebastian:

Dankeschön Ken!
  11:57am Waking Bacon:

Ken great show. Cheers
Avatar 11:58am themutante:

Laters
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