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The program formerly known as Seven Second Delay, and The Happiness Hut. Ken and Andy, also known as The Enema Boys, further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards on a weekly basis. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)
July 5, 2017: Make Waze for Ken and Andy!
Ken does traffic updates every 180 seconds. This is for listeners without access to Google Maps, Waze, etc. The traffic info comes from any caller that is on any road. PMS warnings, parking reports, and black bear alerts are also collected. Andy dials in via Skype (due to a fake feud he is having with someone on Ken's staff).
Some traffic reports come in from faraway places like Melbourne, Boulder, Montreal, Vermont, and Boston! Most calls however are local, coming from roads such as Route 46 in Clifton, Prospect Avenue in South Orange, Route 3 near Route 7, Route 91 into NYC, Columbus Rd in Jersey City, Route 280, the BQE, Gowanus Canal Bridge on Hamilton Ave, the Tick Tock Diner, 23A in the Catskills, the Garden State Parkway, Elizabeth, Boonton Ave in Kinnelon, Route 15 in Sparta, and Route 22 in Hillside.
A Greatest Hits roundup wraps up the show, with Ken delivering the final traffic update like a searing Eric Clapton guitar solo.
In other topics, Ken recounts how earlier in the day, Andy butt-dialed him from his Masturbatorium. Andy remembers seeing his first tow truck. And the billboard has been reserved! Kickstarter campaign to follow.
Recap by Andrew M.
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