Favoriting Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from July 5, 2017 Favoriting

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The program formerly known as Dinner at Andy's, The Fuzzy Glove Hour, Whores, and The Happiness Hut. Ken and Andy, also known as The Enema Boys, further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards on a weekly basis. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)

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Favoriting July 5, 2017: Make Waze for Ken and Andy!
Ken does traffic updates every 180 seconds. This is for listeners without access to Google Maps, Waze, etc. The traffic info comes from any caller that is on any road. PMS warnings, parking reports, and black bear alerts are also collected. Andy dials in via Skype (due to a fake feud he is having with someone on Ken's staff).

Some traffic reports come in from faraway places like Melbourne, Boulder, Montreal, Vermont, and Boston! Most calls however are local, coming from roads such as Route 46 in Clifton, Prospect Avenue in South Orange, Route 3 near Route 7, Route 91 into NYC, Columbus Rd in Jersey City, Route 280, the BQE, Gowanus Canal Bridge on Hamilton Ave, the Tick Tock Diner, 23A in the Catskills, the Garden State Parkway, Elizabeth, Boonton Ave in Kinnelon, Route 15 in Sparta, and Route 22 in Hillside.

A Greatest Hits roundup wraps up the show, with Ken delivering the final traffic update like a searing Eric Clapton guitar solo.

In other topics, Ken recounts how earlier in the day, Andy butt-dialed him from his Masturbatorium. Andy remembers seeing his first tow truck. And the billboard has been reserved! Kickstarter campaign to follow.

Recap by Andrew M.

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Listener comments!

Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:03pm

it sounded like he moved from inside a car trunk to his masturbatorium
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:04pm

It did, dale.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:05pm

Forbidden zone!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:08pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

The butler was evidently messing around with Andy's phone during Andy's nap.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:09pm

Let's get to it.
Avatar 6:10pm

"Mom, I was in the Dave Clark 5. Yeah, my name's Dave Clark!".
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:11pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

I'm getting the idea here that Andy's mom doesn't listed to 7SD. Now how can that be possible?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:12pm

Yes, that's why I suggested a bulletin board in another state. At that time I was poo pooed
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:13pm

voting...that always works out fine!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:16pm

Reporting that the traffic on north bound 101 at Marine Parkway is bumper to bumper
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:18pm

Also in Australia, steering wheel on the correct side here. Morning traffic here VERY busy on Victoria Rd in Sydney.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:19pm
howard in nyc:

I must admit, that was the perfect first call for this facacta idea
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:22pm

Wait, we need a weather update too. That's what the guy promises.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:23pm

@jgrosch - we can just assume that
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:23pm

pregnant ladies need a wide birth.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:24pm

Menopausal is also something to be alerted to.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:25pm
Nick the Bard:

christ, i know quinn in real life and i thought she was some kid driving a power wheel (or stole their parents car and was driving around)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:28pm

A billboard is exciting! Will the billboard be visible from the PATH train!? You can see some of those I-280 boards from the train.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:29pm

Ken has a pretty good standard-radio-voice

@dale: Lamazing!
Avatar 6:31pm
Will from Seattle:

I don't think they'll say this is radio from the Caucasus region either
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:32pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

In a future episode, callers can dial in and report the whereabouts of traffic copters.
Avatar 6:33pm

Driver, Route 280 still had to go past the billboard site just in a different direction, right? Or are the lanes no where near each other and if they aren't why do they have the same number?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:33pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Bloomfield is Greg's old zone, isn't it?

It's PALE enville. Palenville. PAIL enville.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:35pm

Did his son buy my old house in maplewood?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:40pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Listeners from North Korea can call in to report status updates on their nuclear missile program. Could there possibly be a fatal flaw with that idea?
Listener Robert:

Obviously you should recommend that deserted road in Vermont as an ALTERNATE route for people stuck in traffic on the others.
Listener Robert:

Quick, use Google Maps to construct an alternate route that uses that road. Once you're on it, you don't even have to steer! It may take a bit of a detour to get to it from Australia, etc., but the investment of time will be worth it in the long run.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:47pm

yay Ken!

steve from boulder needs to start buying decaf
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:53pm
Kat in Chicago:

I'm going to be in that area of Montreal in August. Sounds like I chose my hostel wisely.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:54pm

man, Andy is psyched
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:54pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

7SD idea: The Cooking Show. WFMU staff has a week to leave various ingredients in the WFMU kitchen. Listeners call in with a selection from the list and an instruction of what to do next. Result: a crowd-sourced entree or dessert item.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:55pm

the chatterbox is overpriced and underwhelming foodwise. BUT - they had a hostess with downs syndrome and i love that!
J. Jonah Venuture:

Between the 'P.M.S.'-related misogyny and the casual talk of killing hippies, it's great to be reminded that certain ways of thunking are actually, really, truly, <em>deplorable</em>, they are wide-spread, and the tumour occupying the Executive Mansion and the well-heeled savages running the Congress may be exactly what 'we' deserve.
Listener Robert:

Love your idea, Ken from Hyde. Maybe it could be expanded to beverages.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:56pm

go a few miles further north to the sussex airport diner. you may even get to catch some parachutists floating down

how ya gonna keep em away from broadway?
dancin around paintin the town
Chucktown Dan:

Ken , you have found your calling .
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:57pm

He forgot Australia

did u get that thekenschlampen cd yet
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:59pm

Nice one, thanks guys
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:59pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

@Robert - Thanks. Crowd-sourced cocktail may work even better. Baking food in an oven might not translate into good radio.

homerun boys
Avatar 🚂 7:00pm
(Murakami Whywolf))):

Ken: If that guy whom you told to clap had got into an accident you could easily have lost the station. Don't fuck around like that, please.
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