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June 28, 2017: We Want a Billboard!
Ken and Andy are getting a billboard in Newark. It's on route 280, heading west (out of NY). They have two issues to deal with - 1) they must raise money to pay for it and 2) they need to figure out what to put on the billboard. To help with fundraising, Kimzilla is in studio and she will serve as the crowdfunding guru.
It is decided that they must come up with money in the ballpark of $10,000. One concern is what possible prize can be given for donating. A tick remover is suggested. Also air fresheners, compass, and fuzzy dice. Eventually they settle on a bumper sticker.
Plenty of ideas for what to put on the billboard come in from callers, in addition to Andy's suggestions. Some of the highlights:
Sometimes we play songs with melodies
WFMU - where foxy mamas undress
I turn it off ten times a day
Less talk and less music
Melody schmelody
Listener Dale suggests having someone live on the billboard, possibly broadcasting
And some from Andy:
We're talking about your dead mom right now!
Hey idiots, listen to this!
Now 100% Jew free! (percentage changes dynamically)
We got Jews coming out of our ass!
What's your problem? (with wfmu phone number)
Jack from the Billboard Liberation Fund is consulted (he improves billboards). He votes NO on "Hail Satan!", Andy's classic "Dead Mom" slogan, "You Wouldn't Know a Good Idea If It Crawled Up Your Nose and Died", "WFMU - Making Radio Great Again", and "This Guy's Fat Ass, Brought To You By WFMU". His idea is to light the billboard on fire.
Also, real ad-man Scott calls and offers some controversial ideas to enhance some existing suggestions.
Earlier in the show, Andy and Ken compare notes in their personal definitions of love!
Recap by Andrew M.
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Listener comments!
Sebastian:
phillip in the bronx:
krissy b:
TehBadDr:
Sebastian:
noel:
wizard frog:
krissy b:
TehBadDr:
Sebastian:
spodiodi:
- W F M U - 91.1 FM -
TehBadDr:
joe mulligan:
spodiodi:
dale:
TehBadDr:
Ken From Hyde Park:
noel:
P-90:
TehBadDr:
dale:
dale:
JakeGould:
ButtWeenies:
noel:
Patrick:
spodiodi:
WFMU 91.1FM
noel:
JakeGould:
ian:
steve:
RomanDogBird:
JtotheK:
noel:
conrad:
herb.nyc:
dale:
Listener Julian:
TehBadDr:
ButtWeenies:
joe from Warwick NY:
If it already hasn't been suggested for the billboard
spodiodi:
= WFMU 91.1 =
JakeGould:
Irwin:
dale:
Chris J:
Now!
Irwin:
spodiodi:
WFMU 91.1 FM
spodiodi:
Irwin:
JakeGould:
Mayor Frank:
Irwin:
Ken From Hyde Park:
See, Irwin gets it!
Irwin:
dale:
Listener Matt:
WFMU 91.1 FM
Irwin:
JakeGould:
Irwin:
spodiodi:
WFMU 91.1
Irwin:
Irwin:
JakeGould:
dale:
RomanDogBird:
Chris J:
Same Old Commute!
Mayor Frank:
Irwin:
spodiodi:
WFMU 91.1FM - ONE OF US
Irwin:
dale:
Mayor Frank:
Irwin:
dale:
Sebastian:
Irwin:
Listener Matt:
WFMU 91.1 FM
spodiodi:
HEALTHCARE
for
YOUR EARS
WFMU 91.1FM
dale:
Irwin:
herb.nyc:
Irwin:
JakeGould:
Charles from MC:
Irwin:
Mayor Frank:
zoot allors:
91.1FM - WFMU - the station that channels all dead mothers - tune in and listen for yours!
Irwin:
Mayor Frank:
Listener Robert:
Irwin:
Irwin:
spodiodi:
91.1 WFMU
dale:
Ken From Hyde Park:
Irwin:
TehBadDr:
Irwin:
joe mulligan:
Irwin:
JohnEBGood:
dale:
Irwin:
Listener Robert:
spodiodi:
HIPPYFEST
91.1WFMU
Irwin:
Mayor Frank:
MrFab:
Irwin:
PMD:
spodiodi:
Irwin:
Sebastian:
Chris J:
WFMU 91.1 FM
Sean B.:
Either you get it, or you don't!.
Tune in to find out!.
a picture of a cartoon guy/gal scratching their head in contemplation, and the woof-moo symbol below (large).
Mayor Frank:
spodiodi:
Ken From Hyde Park:
Irwin:
Irwin:
Irwin:
james f:
"i turn it off 10 times a day"
-wfmu station mgr. ken
TehBadDr:
Irwin:
Irwin:
dale:
Irwin:
Irwin:
TehBadDr:
Irwin:
dale:
JtotheK:
Irwin:
common:
P-90:
Sebastian:
Irwin:
Irwin:
Irwin:
Mayor Frank:
TehBadDr:
Irwin:
Irwin:
tquirk:
Irwin:
Old Dave:
Thanks to Irwin!
Mayor Frank:
Irwin:
MrFab:
Sebastian:
Irwin:
Nick the Bard:
Irwin:
Old Dave:
Irwin:
Sebastian:
Listener Matt:
WFMU 91.1 FM
Mayor Frank:
Chris J:
KM:
Irwin:
Irwin:
spodiodi:
91.1 FM
w F m U
dale:
herb.nyc:
TehBadDr:
Ken From Hyde Park:
-max-:
WFMU / 91.1 FM / wfmu.org"
tquirk:
dale:
Irwin:
Todd:
geo in jc:
Ken From Hyde Park:
Listener Robert:
And if you're going to use the WF-MU image, make it the WF-MU-QK! with the duck from the mascot contest. I think we all signed over our rights to those pix. It's much better than my wolf, sadly.
steve:
tquirk:
dale:
Old Dave:
They can't cost more than $1 a day at this point.
Baron Metricpressure:
or
WFMU: You don't have to be a straight, white, male atheist, but it doesn't hurt.
Ken From Hyde Park:
spodiodi:
Baron Metricpressure:
noel:
Nick the Bard:
Ken From Hyde Park:
Old Dave:
dale:
steve:
spodiodi:
dale:
Sebastian:
tquirk:
spodiodi:
WFMU 91.1FM
james f:
let us know, we can't tell
91.1 fm
Aaron in Minneapolis:
Listener Matt:
WFMU 91.1 FM
Mayor Frank:
spodiodi:
#DUMBASS
91.1 WFMU
krissy b:
dale:
Ken From Hyde Park:
carrots:
Old Dave:
Aaron in Minneapolis:
Mayor Frank:
tquirk:
dale:
kelly:
Sebastian:
Ken From Hyde Park:
dale:
Matthew Hall:
Mayor Frank:
Ken From Hyde Park:
Matthew Hall:
Sebastian:
Mayor Frank: