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The program formerly known as Seven Second Delay, and The Happiness Hut. Ken and Andy, also known as The Enema Boys, further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards on a weekly basis. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)
June 28, 2017: We Want a Billboard!
Ken and Andy are getting a billboard in Newark. It's on route 280, heading west (out of NY). They have two issues to deal with - 1) they must raise money to pay for it and 2) they need to figure out what to put on the billboard. To help with fundraising, Kimzilla is in studio and she will serve as the crowdfunding guru.
It is decided that they must come up with money in the ballpark of $10,000. One concern is what possible prize can be given for donating. A tick remover is suggested. Also air fresheners, compass, and fuzzy dice. Eventually they settle on a bumper sticker.
Plenty of ideas for what to put on the billboard come in from callers, in addition to Andy's suggestions. Some of the highlights:
Sometimes we play songs with melodies
WFMU - where foxy mamas undress
I turn it off ten times a day
Less talk and less music
Listener Dale suggests having someone live on the billboard, possibly broadcasting
And some from Andy:
We're talking about your dead mom right now!
Hey idiots, listen to this!
Now 100% Jew free! (percentage changes dynamically)
We got Jews coming out of our ass!
What's your problem? (with wfmu phone number)
Jack from the Billboard Liberation Fund is consulted (he improves billboards). He votes NO on "Hail Satan!", Andy's classic "Dead Mom" slogan, "You Wouldn't Know a Good Idea If It Crawled Up Your Nose and Died", "WFMU - Making Radio Great Again", and "This Guy's Fat Ass, Brought To You By WFMU". His idea is to light the billboard on fire.
Also, real ad-man Scott calls and offers some controversial ideas to enhance some existing suggestions.
Earlier in the show, Andy and Ken compare notes in their personal definitions of love!
Recap by Andrew M.
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