Favoriting Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from May 3, 2017 Favoriting

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The program formerly known as Dinner at Andy's, The Fuzzy Glove Hour, Whores, and The Happiness Hut. Ken and Andy, also known as The Enema Boys, further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards on a weekly basis. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)

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Favoriting May 3, 2017: What to Expect When You're Expecting - Starring Julie Breckman!


Andy's daughter Julie is in the studio. She is with child (intentionally), and on tonight's show, mothers are invited to call in with advice for Julie since she is a first time mother.

Several callers dial in with advice about a variety of topics, including cabbage for burning nipples, hypno-birthing, milk pumps, and inducing labor with a well timed argument.

Many of the topics brought up by callers make Andy uneasy, like perineal tears, ectopic pregnancies, afterbirth encapsulation, and orgasmic birth, eventually causing Andy to lose the will to live with 21 minutes remaining in the show.

Notable callers include Martha from Tennessee, a mother of two, who sounds a lot like Evan Breckman. She gives advice on how to get groceries and a baby in the house at the same time, without a husband at home. And from Veronica, who passes on tips she learned from a fictional book - wear lipstick, have a cocktail shaker in the birthing room, force feed a newborn every two hours, and that orgasmic birth is a stupid lie. And to end the show, Kelly the doula advises using a professional to encapsulate the placenta, and describes a beautiful home birth, but she can't recommend it.

Earlier in the show, Andy remarks that hearing Ken talk about the record fair helps him confirm his theory that he does not care about the record fair. Also, Andy reveals that he has been popping jitterbeans (chocolate covered coffee beans) and he pulls out a stash box full of them and invites Ken to partake. Ken, having struggled recently with caffeine addiction, passes..

Recap by Andrew M.

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Listener comments!

  6:01pm
Anonymous Coward:

@Ken - How's the dingo?
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dale:

any songs about when the water breaks?
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quietlyartistic:

Expect the unexpected.
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dale:

so, what is a perenial tear? oh - TEARS! I thought it meant tears like crying, not tears like tears you a new one.
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dale:

post a picture of her. is she hot? would that make andy uncomfortable to be asked?
Avatar 6:07pm
Fredericks:

Jitter Beans? I'm intrigued.
  6:08pm
tomasz.:

it's 11:08pm here and i'm ready for a Jitterbean
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:12pm
-Ken:

Dingo is physically OK, mentally scarred
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:12pm
dale:

i think this is an uncomfortable theme for the regular 7sd crowd.
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dale:

it's okay to smoke cigarettes, too. heroin is a grey area.
  6:14pm
miles:

way more caffeine than diet coke
  6:16pm
Tom:

I'm very uncomfortable
  6:16pm
miles:

humans don't have eggs
  6:16pm
dick:

Sounds like daddy's princess needs a nanny and a house ! $$$$
  6:17pm
grace gold way:

what songs are there about child birth? Always thought ELO's "livin' thing" had to do with abortion
  6:17pm
miles:

is it safe?
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dale:

can i ask andy to ask julie if they conceived in the missionary position or the wheelbarrow position?
  6:18pm
miles:

@grace Bodies - sex pistols
  6:18pm
phillip:

maybe we should hand the show over to kens gyno wife and andys wife and they can seriously discuss prehnancy since they are women
  6:18pm
miles:

is it safe?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:18pm
melinda:

I'm just now joining in, not fleeing.
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howard in nyc:

perineal tear is kinda like an episiotomy. A tear in the tissue between the vagina and the anus. An episiotomy is a cut in the tissue, done by the doctor, to prevent a perineal tear. Because an episiotomy incision is more easily sutured up than a perineal tear. The episiotomy incision heals much more nicely than a perineal tear.
Avatar 🚂 6:19pm
Listener Julian:

meconium
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dale:

jjesus howard - i was sitting down and now i want to stand!
  6:20pm
miles:

is it safe?
  6:21pm
miles:

c'mon humans don't produce eggs
Avatar 6:21pm
quietlyartistic:

Mazel tov, Andy! My mother thought I was going to be a girl, but I came out with a penis. You should have a gender guessing contest. Everyone who guesses the baby's gender correctly gets a t-shirt!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:21pm
howard in nyc:

Sorry dale.
Avatar 6:21pm
quietlyartistic:

...or a tomato bumpersticker
  6:23pm
Micki:

Hand me down that can of jitter beans
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:24pm
melinda:

This is getting interesting.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:24pm
dale:

now i want some saurkraut.
  6:25pm
miles:

cabbage leaves , jitter beans & fertilized human eggs
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:25pm
melinda:

Kraut would be bad for burning nipples.
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Sean B.:

Hmmmmm.... www.jitterbeanscandy.com And (obviously) congrats to Ken and his son, Andy & Julie.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:25pm
dale:

do they really give you an enema before childbirth? the whole process sounds unnecessary.
  6:26pm
Marie:

I heard squatting, like one would over a hole in the ground in the woods, helps a lot, as opposed to lying on one's back, which is not helpful to pushing the baby out. Utilize gravity!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:26pm
howard in nyc:

The cabbage leaves
Drift by the window
The cabbage leaves
of red and gold
Avatar 6:26pm
Fredericks:

Cabbage leaves add a slight variation in the flavor of the breast milk. Good way to get kids to like vegetables!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:26pm
dale:

marie - i though that as for efficient poopage.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:27pm
melinda:

I've heard that you get the runs prior to childbirth, making an enema unnecessary.
  6:27pm
Marie:

@ Dale: mm hm
  6:27pm
miles:

eggs beans leaves & "simple oil of clove"
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dale:

martha 'evan' breckman
  6:28pm
JakeGould:

Maybe the Dingo should just eat this baby?
  6:28pm
grace gold way:

i think you should have an inflatable woman childbirth on the air
  6:30pm
miles:

fetal diet coke syndrome
  6:30pm
dick:

It's a whole borscht belt family act . Capturing the Breckmans
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:30pm
dale:

won't the afterbirth clog the drain?
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dale:

grace - THAT'S BRILLIANT!
  6:31pm
freeadvice:

http://www.orgasmicbirth.com/
  6:32pm
Marie:

I think Andy should be forced to watch a video of a live birth while on the air--youtube baby birth.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:32pm
howard in nyc:

Do I hear three fontanelles?
  6:32pm
Jessica:

Get a cart for the groceries. You can get all six bags in at once. Put baby in forward baby carrier thingy....you're welcome, Andy.
  6:33pm
miles:

the fantenelles first album was recorded under the influence of jitter beans
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:33pm
dale:

probably a very protein rich delicacy in some countries.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:33pm
coelacanth∅:

isn't the fontanelle to let the evil spirits in?
  6:33pm
Elle Tor's Husband:

The Egyptians were thought to "form" the heads of there elite...
  6:33pm
Marie:

Maybe Julie should try getting wasted for the birth
  6:34pm
Listener Robert:

Actually a lot has changed in obs-gyn...and changed back...and changed again. It goes thru fads, and there are always differences of opinion, and docs eager to practice overly aggressive medicine.
  6:34pm
JakeGould:

Placenta picklers! Pickle the placenta!!!
  6:34pm
Marie:

It's like gefilte fish
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dale:

what about putting it up in jars with the tomatoes?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:35pm
melinda:

Some people bury the placenta in the backyard. With a ritual.
  6:35pm
Veronica:

YAYYYYYY PLACENTA!!!!!!
  6:35pm
HuskLife:

Step one: after child is born soak Andy
  6:35pm
JakeGould:

@Marie: Stop humiliating gefilte fish!!!
  6:35pm
miles:

encapsulated placenta , jitter beans & simple oil of clove
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howard in nyc:

(there are 6 fontanelles, iirc)
  6:35pm
Santos:

Hi Guys! Two pieces of advice from a father watching his wife give birth: 1. TAKE THE EPIDURAL!!2. do cord blood storage. It's cheap and it's your baby's cord blood, just in case they need it for any reason in the future.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:36pm
coelacanth∅:

a friend made her placenta into a pate. it wasn't bad. (truth)
  6:36pm
Veronica:

A midwife told me orgasmic birth is a dumb lie.
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melinda:

@coel you ate placenta pate?
  6:37pm
Veronica:

Don't fall for it Julie
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howard in nyc:

7-second orgasmic
  6:37pm
JakeGould:

I could have used some baby cord blood around 3:00pm today. Needed a boost.
  6:37pm
Marie:

Does eating it mean you are a cannibal?
  6:37pm
Listener Robert:

You'd have to slice things pretty finely to find 6 fontanelles, Howard. You start with 1 big one, then as the bones come together in the middle it becomes 2 smaller ones, and by the time you're born the anterior one will have closed.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:38pm
groucho:

DO THE QUIZ! YESSSS!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:39pm
dale:

andy is gonna have a relationship with his help like ahnold had.
  6:39pm
Marie:

I heard it was good on pizza--really
  6:39pm
Veronica:

NO SPOILERS UNCLE KEN I HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:40pm
groucho:

:(
  6:40pm
JakeGould:

@Marie: Stop disrespecting Italian culture!
  6:41pm
miles:

vegan placenta tastes like cardboard
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:41pm
coelacanth∅:

melinda, i did. on a cracker.
  6:42pm
fred:

@melinda - it turns out human are the only mammal that does not eat the "afterbirth"
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:42pm
howard in nyc:

There are two big ones in the midline, but there are two small ones on each side. The ones on the side are usually hard to feel, because they are so small at birth.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:44pm
melinda:

I suppose it's no more nasty than liver. But liver is yecch.
  6:44pm
miles:

this show encapsulates encapsulation
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:44pm
melinda:

@miles haha
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dale:

my father liked liver cooked in milk. blargh!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:45pm
melinda:

I eat a tiny amount of liver every day, for health. But I've yet to develop a taste for it.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:46pm
dale:

i guess rape jokes are out tonight.
  6:46pm
Elle Tor's Husband:

I just did a laugh spit-take...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:46pm
common:

You should have a cocktail shaker. Everywhere.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:47pm
coelacanth∅:

she hooked it up with garlic and spices. i wasn't a meat eater at the time, so it was a little weird. neither was she... but she was honored that i braved it, and it wasn't bad.
  6:47pm
Marie:

@ Dale--ha ha!
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dale:

jewish delicacy!
  6:47pm
Elle Tor's Husband:

Liver is great when you eat it in the Tenderloin's Original Joe's at 2am
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:48pm
coelacanth∅:

(and when i ate meat, i didn't like liver. it was much better than i remember liver being)
  6:48pm
Marie:

I would NEVER eat that, EVER
  6:48pm
JakeGould:

@dale: Beef tongue and buttermilk! Now that’s a meal.
  6:48pm
Listener Robert:

Howard, if I couldn't feel a fontanelle, it wasn't there. (That's why I had all but one closing before birth.) Same thing for heart sounds, seeing fractures on X-rays, etc. My story & I'm sticking to it.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:49pm
dale:

liver and onions was also a biggie for my dad.
  6:49pm
JimmyfromKearny:

I think Mel Gibson forced his girlfriend to bury the placenta at the base of a new tree...
  6:50pm
miles:

Brian Epstein was the 5th fontenelle
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

How low are the odds of orgasm during birth? They're even lower than the odds of orgasm from penovaginal intercourse.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:50pm
melinda:

My mom would get liver and onions at the cafeteria we went to, and I couldn't believe something that smelled so good tasted so horrible.
  6:51pm
Marie:

I used to have to slice beef tongue to make sandwiches for my dad. It grossed me out at the time, a big, honking cow tongue with taste buds and everything. But the beef was of a very fine grain.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:52pm
coelacanth∅:

i thought house flies were the most deadly animal in the world. (with mosquitoes second)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:52pm
common:

Bats are the best
  6:52pm
dick:

I say turn the masturbatorium into a nursery
  6:52pm
Elle Tor's Husband:

Is Andy's ringtone the theme from Batman?
  6:52pm
phillip:

WOW!!! the most uncomfortable show andy breckman has ever done
  6:52pm
Marie:

It's actually cow (emph.) tongue, right?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:52pm
coelacanth∅:

(-either way, bats eat them)
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Ken From Hyde Park:

One a scale of 1 to 100, how grossed out is Andy? I'm thinking only 40 to 45. Sad!
  6:52pm
JakeGould:

Penovaginal pasta is a very nice pasta.
  6:52pm
JimmyfromKearny:

Didn't Martin and Lewis appear at the "Fontonelle?"
Avatar 🚂 6:53pm
(((Murakami Whywolf):

Why is Andy so grossed-out?
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dale:

i won a howard stern sandwich at the carnegie deli for calling in to k rock and asking for the moody blue's 'question.' it was tongue and it was basically the whole fricken' thing sliced thin on rye. i took one bite and it felt like it was licking the inside of my stomach. a jewish woman i worked with said 'i'll take it' and take it she did!
  6:53pm
Marie:

How about "Mandy"?
  6:54pm
HuskLife:

Confirmed, the birth of Bat Boy
  6:54pm
phillip:

there should have been video running on this one just to see andys face turn three shade of red
Avatar 🚂 6:54pm
(((Murakami Whywolf):

Sephardim and Mizrahi will name after living relatives.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:55pm
dale:

dick - i say turn the masturbatorium into a child's masturbatorium.
  6:55pm
Marie:

@ Dale: ugg
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:56pm
dale:

i would think if you bread and deep fry the placenta you have a good chance of zx-ray burns eating it.
  6:56pm
JakeGould:

@dale: Is the masturbatorium CIS-gendered?
  6:57pm
phillip:

so wait a min here. and has a son named evan and a daughter named molly and an older son named josh. parden me but those dont sound jewish to me??? sorry
  6:57pm
grace gold way:

homebirths are nice and all, but it sorta disgusted me when my friend told me she and her sister had both been birthed on the couch i was sitting on.
Avatar 6:57pm
Sean B.:

I had a Bat get into my apartment at the beginning of the winter. I was freaked, but I just made sure that the bat was confined to that room. I left the window open and by the morning it flew out.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:57pm
dale:

i dunno, but if you teach masturbation then it becomes a school which is tax exempt
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:57pm
melinda:

This was a great episode.
  6:58pm
JakeGould:

@GraceGoldWay: “…irthed on the couch i was sitting on.” That sounds like an insult.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:58pm
coelacanth∅:

www.psychicchildren.co.uk...
  7:00pm
grace gold way:

i was eating apple pie when i found out. lost my appetite.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:38pm
michelle mello:

uh oh, I gotta start listening live. I'm not a mom, but I have a pregnant friend who is also 20 weeks along. Good luck to Julie!!!
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