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The program formerly known as Seven Second Delay, and The Happiness Hut. Ken and Andy, also known as The Enema Boys, further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards on a weekly basis. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)
May 3, 2017: What to Expect When You're Expecting - Starring Julie Breckman!
Andy's daughter Julie is in the studio. She is with child (intentionally), and on tonight's show, mothers are invited to call in with advice for Julie since she is a first time mother.
Several callers dial in with advice about a variety of topics, including cabbage for burning nipples, hypno-birthing, milk pumps, and inducing labor with a well timed argument.
Many of the topics brought up by callers make Andy uneasy, like perineal tears, ectopic pregnancies, afterbirth encapsulation, and orgasmic birth, eventually causing Andy to lose the will to live with 21 minutes remaining in the show.
Notable callers include Martha from Tennessee, a mother of two, who sounds a lot like Evan Breckman. She gives advice on how to get groceries and a baby in the house at the same time, without a husband at home. And from Veronica, who passes on tips she learned from a fictional book - wear lipstick, have a cocktail shaker in the birthing room, force feed a newborn every two hours, and that orgasmic birth is a stupid lie. And to end the show, Kelly the doula advises using a professional to encapsulate the placenta, and describes a beautiful home birth, but she can't recommend it.
Earlier in the show, Andy remarks that hearing Ken talk about the record fair helps him confirm his theory that he does not care about the record fair. Also, Andy reveals that he has been popping jitterbeans (chocolate covered coffee beans) and he pulls out a stash box full of them and invites Ken to partake. Ken, having struggled recently with caffeine addiction, passes..
Recap by Andrew M.
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