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Playlist for 08 March 2017 Options | Fundraising Marathon 2017 with Ken and Frangry. Pledge Now!

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Artist Song Images Approx. start time
The Fall  Fifty Year Old Man   Options
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Gwenno  Chwyldro   Options
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0:13:58 ()
Olga Podluzhnaya  Ancient something or other   Options
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David Bowskie  Helden   Options
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Music behind DJ:
Schlammpeitziger 
Rollrockers Feinrippröhren   Options   0:29:10 ()
The Liminanas  Prisunic   Options
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0:45:38 ()
The Only Ones  Another Girl Another Planet   Options
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Wire  Outdoor Miner   Options
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JG Thirwell  Scenester   Options
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Porest  Shakled   Options   1:08:38 ()
Svantana  Working as a Waitress   Options
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1:09:57 ()
Bob Dylskie  Visions of Johanna Take 8   Options
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1:12:41 ()
Richard Hell & The Voidoids  The Plan   Options
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1:25:29 ()
Can  Thief   Options
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1:30:06 ()
Killdozer  Take the Money and run   Options
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1:44:43 ()
Shittyflute  Take On Me   Options   1:51:21 ()
Sudden Infant  Human Fly   Options
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Neil Cicierga  Bills Like Jean Spirit   Options   2:14:28 ()
My Bloody Valentine  new You   Options   2:20:58 ()
The Use feat Audrey Rose  Institutionalized   Options   2:32:05 ()
Grauzone  Eisbaer   Options
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2:36:40 ()
Pere Ubu  Real World   Options   2:45:11 ()
Fat White Family  When Shipman Decides   Options   2:49:35 ()

Listener comments!

Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 6:39am -Ken:

Morning all!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/8/17 7:16am Stepchild:

The dark edge of hippie life is spreading...
     Wed. 3/8/17 7:17am Listener Robert:

Aren't you glad that during the Marathon, listeners are transfixed to the current shift, instead of paying att'n to this page pre-shift?
     Wed. 3/8/17 7:29am Listener Robert:

But those top 2 ani-GIFs are stunning!

Lester Kinsolving had an on-air slogan that radio was a great medium for the sophisticated because it didn't demand one's total att'n like TV, because you could still do other things while listening. It's one of those paradoxic self-compliments.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/8/17 7:39am cory:

hi everybody
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/8/17 7:41am cory:

very fitting that Frangry is on International Women's Day
  Wed. 3/8/17 7:44am FƽFƽ (:

Hello, Ken, Frangry, cory, Stepchild, Listener Robert!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 7:46am Michael:

Morning Ken. Hope all is going well!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/8/17 7:47am cory:

hiya Fofo,
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 8:14am -Ken:

Hi all!
Avatar Wed. 3/8/17 8:21am AnAnonymousParty:

Even me?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 8:43am -Ken:

Any woman who pledges this morning at 800-989-9368 gets a badly mangled spanish phrase from me. Any guy who pledges gets his own real-life hazardous waste incident.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 8:54am cklequ:

I've been adopting the sewer system at WFMU for years now.
A hazardous waste incident is right up my alley.
Avatar Wed. 3/8/17 8:55am AnAnonymousParty:

Hmm, Ken you need to work on your sales technique, maybe re-think your pledge rewards, Makes me glad I pledged earlier online rather than by phone. On the other hand, I already am a sort-of hazardous waste incident so . . .
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 9:01am Just Ted:

Hello Everyone.
Avatar Wed. 3/8/17 9:02am bbell:

Wheeee! The most wonderful time of the year!
Avatar    Wed. 3/8/17 9:03am Bronwyn Bishop:

Good morning Ken and Frangry and listeners!!! Pledge pledge pledge!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 9:03am Jeff:

Hooray for Mark E. Smith being a 60 year old man who's not really dead!
Avatar Wed. 3/8/17 9:03am Richard Gruesome:

Do pre-Marathon pledges put one in the running for prizes?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 9:05am Just Ted:

@Ken I think you should refer to Frangry as Frangles the *WHOLE* show.
  Wed. 3/8/17 9:05am kevlicki:

Good morning frangles and Ken, hope you make a million today
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 9:05am Just Ted:

Guaranteed to boost pledges.
     Wed. 3/8/17 9:06am Listener Robert:

I don't know when "opening day" for the tally was, but if you pledged this calendar year, I THINK you're eligible. I got my pledge in the day before this marathon.
Avatar Wed. 3/8/17 9:06am Frangry:

HI EVERYONE!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 9:06am Uncle Michael:

I remember 50.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/8/17 9:06am sphere:

More Swag 4 Lyfe, people! One of us! One of us!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 9:07am Just Ted:

Hey Frangry, Kevlicki
Avatar    Wed. 3/8/17 9:07am Sem Chumbo:

Hiya, Ken, and Mark E. Smith and Frangry.
Could listen to this until my pattern A male baldness reverses itself.
Avatar Wed. 3/8/17 9:07am Frangry:

I know this isnt about me, but im SO nervous!
     Wed. 3/8/17 9:08am Listener Robert:

In fact IIRC last year I also beat the rush, Mr. Gruesome, and Dan Bodah wound up throwing it into the pot for his prize draw.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 9:08am Just Ted:

Remember when that crazy French girl told Ken he was old, at the SUW meet up?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 9:09am Jeff:

You'll do great, Miss Frangry.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 9:09am Just Ted:

Actually I think she said "very old"
Avatar    Wed. 3/8/17 9:10am Bronwyn Bishop:

I had to go to work today because there are only four men at my office. Which in itself is kinda feminist I guess, because they couldn't get anything done without us.
  Wed. 3/8/17 9:10am zmmz:

Hi Ken, could you tell us when will you do next State of the Station? I'll try to tune it in live. Thanks,
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 9:11am Ken From Hyde Park:

Show up for work if you have to, but do a crappy job. It's the American way.
     Wed. 3/8/17 9:11am Listener Robert:

I hope I'm not giving out misinfo, Gruesome, but IIRC if you made a general station pledge, there was a way online of having it become effective for a special limited-time drawing such as Ken just announced.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 9:13am Ken From Hyde Park:

What do gender-fluid or gender-neutral folks receive?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 9:13am Just Ted:

How come Ken doesn't get a live action cam?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 9:13am doctorjazz:

My impression is that you can either call and tell them you are applying however much to a specific drawing from your larger pledge, or use the on line donate page, check off "bill me", and then ignore the bills when it comes. I think...
     Wed. 3/8/17 9:13am Listener Robert:

Just in case you're serious, zmmz, State of the Station programs have become almost as scarce as LCD issues since putting info on the Web's been so much more convenient.
Avatar Wed. 3/8/17 9:14am Frangry:

Ken from Hyde Park makes a very good point.
  Wed. 3/8/17 9:14am Angelique:

Hahahaha that was beautiful!
Avatar Wed. 3/8/17 9:15am Frangry:

Thanks Angelique!
Avatar Wed. 3/8/17 9:15am Richard Gruesome:

I need that Olga Podluzhnaya Uutai cd!
Avatar Wed. 3/8/17 9:16am đ¢ ÞäŦ:

Hi SM Ken. I haven't been here in a while. I'm sorry.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 9:16am JtotheK:

good morning everyone.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 9:18am Ken From Hyde Park:

Hey thanks, Frangry. I'm barely coherent after maybe three hours sleep overnight.
Avatar    Wed. 3/8/17 9:18am Bronwyn Bishop:

Welsh!!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 9:18am MD:

Khlam Bake!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 9:18am Okasa:

Good morning Ken, and good luck with the fund raising thing.
Avatar    Wed. 3/8/17 9:19am Fine-aight:

Mawnin'!
Avatar Wed. 3/8/17 9:19am đ¢ ÞäŦ:

Hey, that reminds me: Where the hell is my Khlam CD? Maybe the kids hid it. Jerks.
Avatar Wed. 3/8/17 9:20am đ¢ ÞäŦ:

oh man, here she comes...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 9:20am JtotheK:

@ken - i'm happy to report that over the weekend i procured Clarence Carter 'Strokin' on 45 from area record store. it brought great joy to the household.
Avatar    Wed. 3/8/17 9:21am Sem Chumbo:

Shredding that harp.
Avatar Wed. 3/8/17 9:22am Frangry:

Olgs IS a goddess!
Avatar Wed. 3/8/17 9:22am đ¢ ÞäŦ:

I strongly urge anyone that has not seen Olga's youtube videos to check them out. She'll take you to another (weird-assed) planet.
  Wed. 3/8/17 9:24am lolmyway2dabank:

Is frangry the trophy wife? How bout that Scharpling patreon sellout factor?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 9:24am Ken From Hyde Park:

You've encountered those bros with the 1000 amp subwoofers sitting in traffic and rattling everyone's car windows? I'd like to see them put Olga on their CD player and crank up the speakers.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/8/17 9:26am Webhamster Henry:

I think you can mash up Olga's continuo with Bowie's obligato here.
Avatar    Wed. 3/8/17 9:29am Sem Chumbo:

Sounds more imperative in German. Natch.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 9:30am MD:

ALL OF OUR SABATH IS BLACK!!!
Avatar Wed. 3/8/17 9:31am đ¢ ÞäŦ:

FUCK.
Avatar Wed. 3/8/17 9:31am đ¢ ÞäŦ:

DAMN. HECK.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 9:32am MD:

fUCK OF THE mountain???
Avatar    Wed. 3/8/17 9:32am Fine-aight:

My name's Rob. How do I know if I'm the 'The Fall' winner Rob?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 9:34am KRYPT:

HAZMAT! Dedications are the best.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 9:34am Just Ted:

Benn-ETT
Avatar Wed. 3/8/17 9:35am đ¢ ÞäŦ:

DC PAT OIL SPILL CLEAN UP, yes.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 9:35am Itzall Ablurr:

Hyp-Notized by Mamie... must. give. more $$$...
  Wed. 3/8/17 9:36am Petr from Czech Republic:

Petr is male name so I'd like to get HAZMAT. And the country used to be Czech Republic, but they decided to change English name to make it more marketable.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 9:36am bobdoesthings:

goodmorning marathon!!
  Wed. 3/8/17 9:37am kevlicki:

Really?! I'm learning about a train wreck in my region from Ken! And it's not about wfmu?!
New Windsor, I'll have to look
  Wed. 3/8/17 9:37am FƽFƽ (:

SCHLAAAAAAAAAAAAMMPEITZIGEEEEERRRRRR!!!!

I don't think I have mentioned this before but Schlammpeitziger is actually pronounced:

Schlam - As in 'Scam'
mp - As in 'Humpa'
ei - As in 'Eye'
Itzi - As in 'itchy'
Ger = As in 'Her'

So it's like saying 'Scamp-humpa-eye-itchy-her'

Yup. That's how you pronounce Schlammpeitziger. I know this for sure because I did a German introductory course in 1998.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 9:38am Ken From Hyde Park:

I think this is the train derailment - www.poughkeepsiejournal.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/8/17 9:39am Webhamster Henry:

(And pod-LUZH-na-ya is how Olga's name is pronounced, but I let it slide)
     Wed. 3/8/17 9:39am Listener Robert:

I'm guessing "tantos" means "aunts".
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 9:40am melinda:

Wow, that meth lab bust is in my neck of the woods. Getting my local news from FMU.
  Wed. 3/8/17 9:41am FƽFƽ (:

In normal circumstances Ken has a pretty good Spanish pronunciation.
     Wed. 3/8/17 9:42am Listener Robert:

I'm guessing "better than the best".
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 9:42am Just Ted:

Sooooo I shoudn't bring chicken on Friday?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 9:43am Just Ted:

We play both kinds here.
  Wed. 3/8/17 9:43am JakeGould:

Ew! I’m not eating chicken at all until maybe lunch.
  Wed. 3/8/17 9:44am krupke:

my heart is melting to the sound of Frangry's voice. so adorable
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 9:47am MD:

All the DK prophesy has finally come true! I HATE TO SAY!!!
  Wed. 3/8/17 9:47am JakeGould:

@-Ken: Did you report that the “Azure Window” rock formation in Malta collapsed? There goes a tourist economy!
  Wed. 3/8/17 9:47am Gareth:

Hi. When you make a mouse pledge, are you only eligible for the prize draws if you phone in your pledge? If I do it online, do they still get entered for the prizes? I live in the UK, so prefer not to make international calls!
Avatar Wed. 3/8/17 9:48am Frangry:

Hi Gareth, you are eligible for prizes by pledging either way!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 9:48am Gordon FM:

Ken - Thanks for declaring WFMU a Trump-free Zone! This day will go down in history!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 9:48am MD:

fresh fruit...for U.S. rotting vegetables...!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 9:49am JtotheK:

@Frangry - i'm far too intimidated to comment on the SUW board, but kudos to you and Michelle for the 'Am I A Creep' show a few weeks ago. Brilliant show!
  Wed. 3/8/17 9:49am Bobby:

Gareth: I landed a prize from Liz's show yesterday through an online pledge. You can do it!
Avatar Wed. 3/8/17 9:49am Frangry:

Thank you, JtotheK! #creepoftheweek
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/8/17 9:50am Jeezy:

PLAY SOME OF THE DYLAN, KEN!
  Wed. 3/8/17 9:52am Gareth:

Thanks. Not actually a Dylan fan, just waiting for the right prize to come along!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 9:53am Planet Tyler:

The Only Ones? Love them but I never thought they were Ken-ish
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 9:53am Sebastian:

oh, I love this song!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 9:53am MD:

Where's my Whisky!?!?!
9 year dry!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 9:55am MD:

Poor Joey...Stuck in London for an extra day! We are the winners for that! RIP Sweet Prince!
Avatar Wed. 3/8/17 9:58am cee:

let it all hang out
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 9:59am Devin B.:

Woohoo!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 10:00am Okasa:

Cool, I love the Venture Bros! I'll bet the soundtrack is awesome.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 10:00am upsetter5001:

Ken and Frangry!
Avatar    Wed. 3/8/17 10:02am quinn:

Liz from South Orange, be my friend! I live in South Orange, too!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 10:02am MD:

HEY PEOPLE! GIVE 'TILL YOUR EYES BLEED! YOU DON'T NEED SIGHT TO SEE GREAT RADIO!!!
Avatar Wed. 3/8/17 10:02am cee:

frangry keep this guy ken in check. he's outta control with the pronunciation this morning
  Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/8/17 10:04am museguy:

Ken your Spanish is making me feel great !
Avatar Wed. 3/8/17 10:06am AnAnonymousParty:

Hey, I'm an earthquake! I always wanted to be a force of nature.
Avatar Wed. 3/8/17 10:06am fm Mike:

G-IFS, NOT JIFS KEN!
  Wed. 3/8/17 10:06am JakeGould:

0.7? I’ve had better Earthquakes in my pants!
  Wed. 3/8/17 10:07am JakeGould:

@fmMike: You are wrong. It is pronounced JIF.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 10:08am Just Ted:

I've been in quite a few. Earthquakes not pants.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/8/17 10:08am Jeezy:

Kennnn! My Swag For Life basically renews automatically. Is there any way i can still get in running for Dylan CDs?
Oh and btw remember that time I won a plus one in perpetuity to Monty Hall. Is that still good? Not that I go more than once a year, being I live miles away in Brooklyn...
  Wed. 3/8/17 10:09am JakeGould:

Here! http://gizmodo.com/the-creator-of-the-gif-says-its-pronounced-jif-he-is-509179289
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 10:09am Just Ted:

Wait, that didn't come out right.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 10:10am JtotheK:

@Ted - not even sweatpants? Or do you prefer shorts?
Avatar Wed. 3/8/17 10:10am Wild Neil:

PEACE all. I donated a bit. Have a happy Marathon! DONATE now please!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/8/17 10:10am Webhamster Henry:

Porest needs a regular slot! (even a 15 minute one would be good!
  Wed. 3/8/17 10:11am shtus:

wow this song reminds me of people like us. i was singing it all summer
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 10:11am bobdoesthings:

yaaassss!!! cocktail bar!
Avatar Wed. 3/8/17 10:11am cee:

cock cock cocktail bar
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 10:12am Sebastian:

genius
Avatar    Wed. 3/8/17 10:12am rebuketodali:

God this is everything.
  Wed. 3/8/17 10:13am Sam:

Take it off, Ken! Hubba hubba!
  Wed. 3/8/17 10:14am ifeelfatandsassy:

This just makes me think of the pluffnub version of Africa.
Avatar    Wed. 3/8/17 10:15am Jackie:

Ken, your Spanish is reminding me of former mayor, Miguel Bloombito.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 10:16am Passaic River Blues:

@WH: There should be a Porest slot! Just an interstitial 5-10 minute segment every week (maybe alternate with Steinski).
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 10:18am MD:

A SONG FOR PUMPKIN HEAD!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 10:20am Ken From Hyde Park:

People Like Us Vicki is Clay Pigeon's co-host next Monday morning? I thought I saw that info somewhere.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 10:22am MD:

nice! this music is calming my savage beast...Thank You Guys!
Avatar Wed. 3/8/17 10:23am cee:

frangry's really into fuel huh
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 10:24am Planet Tyler:

Ok, I'm upping my SFL - but what DJ premiums to pick? This is always the hard part! Anyone got suggestions?
Avatar Wed. 3/8/17 10:24am AnAnonymousParty:

Wentzville is not far from me. It's known for being gassy.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 10:25am MD:

the heart of a beef!!
  Wed. 3/8/17 10:26am JakeGould:

Why can’t women donate the 80% on the dollar they earn compared to men on “National Women’s Day?” Wait, that is a stupid idea. Give 100% of each dollar.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/8/17 10:29am Ike:

@KFHP, yup! According to this: wfmu.org...

Also, as others have pointed out, mathematically, we should up pledges by 25%, not 20%! (Although, you know, whatever you dirty hippies can afford.)
Avatar Wed. 3/8/17 10:30am Frangry:

@cee: ken made fun of me too :(
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/8/17 10:31am Justin from Parsippany:

@Planet Tyler, I would pick the Dance With Me, Stanley premium if I were you.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 10:32am Sebastian:

oh man!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 10:32am cklequ:

@Planet Tyler - get Marcel's t-shirt.
  Wed. 3/8/17 10:32am Bobby:

I wanted this track to start over anyway
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 10:32am MD:

So YA THINK YA!!!
  Wed. 3/8/17 10:32am JakeGould:

Frangles and “Gasolina.”
Avatar Wed. 3/8/17 10:33am Frangry:

PLEDGE 800-989-9368!!!
  Wed. 3/8/17 10:33am Gareth:

@Planet Tyler, I think you should pick a Shut Up Weirdo tee. #creepoftheweekcontender
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/8/17 10:33am rsj:

but Ken is the man?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 10:34am MD:

We have our own BLIMP!!! COOOOOOL!!!!
Avatar Wed. 3/8/17 10:34am Frangry:

@PlanetTyler: Well Ken's. But if you already have that one, I'm partial to the Shut Up, Weirdo shirt!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/8/17 10:34am Webhamster Henry:

Good luck Daisy! Ray took some driving lessons, but is not interested in driving (not surprising, since I was 47 when I got my driving license)
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 10:34am MD:

Taday your love tomorrow da world!!
Avatar    Wed. 3/8/17 10:35am Rev. Turnip Druid:

FOKES.
  Wed. 3/8/17 10:36am Peter Arriaga:

This is one of the most charismatic radio stations.
Avatar    Wed. 3/8/17 10:36am Rev. Turnip Druid:

HA! I've been to Baxter Peak/Katahdin, but can't claim responsibility for the sticker.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/8/17 10:39am Ike:

@Planet, if you like the awesome weird freaky shit, Fabio's premium is always the best one IMHO. Also Daniel Blumin.
Avatar    Wed. 3/8/17 10:40am Roberto:

POOOPYFLOOOOTTT!!!!
  Wed. 3/8/17 10:40am shtus:

poooey flute
Avatar Wed. 3/8/17 10:40am đ¢ ÞäŦ:

Did you just bleep out scheisse?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 10:40am Sebastian:

I already pledged, play Scheißflöte!
Avatar    Wed. 3/8/17 10:40am rebuketodali:

I already pledged but I'm down for some poopyflooooooooooot
Avatar Wed. 3/8/17 10:41am Frangry:

poooopppppyyyyyyyflooootttttt!!!!!
  Wed. 3/8/17 10:42am Paul W:

Did Ken mention Danny Fields, WFMU alum?
  Wed. 3/8/17 10:42am JakeGould:

Shitty recorder!
  Wed. 3/8/17 10:42am SeanG:

criminally vulgar
  Wed. 3/8/17 10:43am poooy FLUTE:

Recorder at the ready in anxious a n t i c i p a t i o n of FLUTE JAM!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 10:43am doctorjazz:

I'm up for shittyflute!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 10:44am doctorjazz:

(SFL already done)
  Wed. 3/8/17 10:44am Peter Arriaga:

This flute stuff is cool.
  Wed. 3/8/17 10:44am krupke:

YES YESS PLEASE PLAY SH^&*TTY FLUTE!! YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL!!
Avatar    Wed. 3/8/17 10:45am Roberto:

Yo quiero la flauta de mierda.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 10:45am Jeff:

Scheißeflöte!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/8/17 10:45am Joe from Hopatcong:

POOPY FLUTE POOPY FLUTE
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/8/17 10:45am Webhamster Henry:

There wasn't a way to credit People Like Us, but I guess she'll be in next week WITH LOTS OF POOPY FLUTE.
  Wed. 3/8/17 10:45am GRANDPA:

POOPY FLUTE!!!!!! A_HA TAKE ON ME VERSION PLEASE
Avatar    Wed. 3/8/17 10:46am Roberto:

Killdozer is almost as good!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/8/17 10:46am rsj:

there should be a dedicated killdozer stream
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 10:48am doctorjazz:

1+ on Killdozer stream
  Wed. 3/8/17 10:49am FƽFƽ (:

People!

Faecesflaut is the correct terminology.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/8/17 10:51am Justin from Parsippany:

Poopy Flute HYPE
Avatar    Wed. 3/8/17 10:51am Bronwyn Bishop:

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
  Wed. 3/8/17 10:51am GRANDPA:

COME ON, There are like 11 people here requesting THAT
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 10:51am Sebastian:

NO! CAN'T BE!
Avatar    Wed. 3/8/17 10:52am Bronwyn Bishop:

YESSSSSS!!!!!!
Avatar    Wed. 3/8/17 10:52am rebuketodali:

Of course it's corrupted. It's all shitty (sorry).
  Wed. 3/8/17 10:52am GRANDPA:

YES YES YES!!! THE BESY ONE
Avatar Wed. 3/8/17 10:52am Frangry:

You got it, Grandpa!!!
Avatar    Wed. 3/8/17 10:52am Roberto:

Poop on Me!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 10:52am Sebastian:

phew!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 10:52am Folsom:

This is the best version of shittyflute.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 10:52am adrian in mpls:

YES!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/8/17 10:52am Ike:

Ugh. UGH. No. Get it away from me.
  Wed. 3/8/17 10:52am Peter Arriaga:

Whos playing the recorder?
  Wed. 3/8/17 10:52am GRANDPA:

THANK YOU SWEETHEART
  Wed. 3/8/17 10:52am StRts:

LOL You're crazy
Avatar Wed. 3/8/17 10:52am đ¢ ÞäŦ:

oh, man. poopyflute is WAY better than I thought.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 10:53am Planet Tyler:

@Ike - Isnt weird awesome stuff why we all listen to SHITTYFLUTE
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 10:53am Sebastian:

nobody call!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/8/17 10:53am Joe from Hopatcong:

This is the greatest thing my ears have ever heard.
  Wed. 3/8/17 10:53am Andy plants:

This is amazing
Avatar Wed. 3/8/17 10:53am cee:

me when poopyflute comes on media.giphy.com...
  Wed. 3/8/17 10:53am GRANDPA:

I WOULD PLEDGE A MILLION BUCKS
Avatar    Wed. 3/8/17 10:53am rebuketodali:

God, fourth grade music class would have been so much better if it was like this.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 10:53am Sebastian:

cut the phone lines
Avatar    Wed. 3/8/17 10:54am Roberto:

You're poopyfluting up the wrong tree.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 10:54am Okasa:

If I pledged to continue poopy flute, then you would need 11 pledges to take it off, correct?
  Wed. 3/8/17 10:54am StRts:

hahahahha The best part...
  Wed. 3/8/17 10:54am shtus:

vicki says pooeyflute ))====
Avatar Wed. 3/8/17 10:54am fm Mike:

Beautiful song :')
Avatar    Wed. 3/8/17 10:54am rebuketodali:

Yes JETHRO TULL REALNESS.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 10:54am doctorjazz:

That's no threat, you can play it for 3 hours!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 10:55am Planet Tyler:

O wait, I thought we were supposed to be liking the poopyflute?
Avatar Wed. 3/8/17 10:55am AnAnonymousParty:

Sometimes poopy flute sounds like a bunch of dogs howling. My dog hates that. Or loves it. It's hard to tell. Either way, he joins in.
  Wed. 3/8/17 10:55am GRANDPA:

WHERE IS FRANGRY? WHY ARE WE NOT HEARING YOU??
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/8/17 10:56am JP from KC:

My god, this is glorious.
Avatar Wed. 3/8/17 10:56am Frangry:

we are listening to POOPY FLUTE!!! Though it does kind of sound like my voice
  Wed. 3/8/17 10:56am FƽFƽ (:

Yes, Peter Arriaga, I also wonder who are the artists playing the recorder in all these songs? Unsung heroes.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 10:56am doctorjazz:

My old dog used to do the same thing when I decided to learn the alto sax (didn't last). I don't think she was happy.
Avatar    Wed. 3/8/17 10:56am Bronwyn Bishop:

if only the people at work knew what is happening in my earbuds right now
Avatar Wed. 3/8/17 10:56am cee:

@GRANDPA - she's manning the flute stylings at this moment
Avatar    Wed. 3/8/17 10:57am Bronwyn Bishop:

our microwave at work has been making demonic noises and i said it sounded like something from my radio station and they all looked at me like i was insane
  Wed. 3/8/17 10:57am dfb:

hey guys this is making me smile. I just lost my brother, so a smile is rare today. getting a hair cut before we tell my mum. sorry to b a downer
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/8/17 10:57am Webhamster Henry:

Oh great, we are Poopyflute hostages now - I FEEL A STOCKHOLM SYNDROME COMING ON!
Avatar    Wed. 3/8/17 10:57am rebuketodali:

There's a really terrible part of myself that kind of wants to hear Nickelback poopyflute.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 10:58am doctorjazz:

This is SUPER SHITTY FLUTE, shitty flute on steroids. Makes me smile too.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 10:58am (((Murakami Whywolf):

t.A.T.u. us please—Russian women forced by rich, homophobic, men to fake lesbianism resonates rill well right now. (And I just re-upped S.f.L.,and vote against Scheißes fläuten.
  Wed. 3/8/17 10:58am JakeGould:

This Bonnie Tyler crappy recorder is amazing.
Avatar Wed. 3/8/17 10:58am Frangry:

so sorry to hear, dfb :(
  Wed. 3/8/17 10:58am GRANDPA:

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! KEN YOU RULE!!!
NO NO FRANGRY, YOUR VOICE IS SWEET AS CREME BRULEE
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 10:59am doctorjazz:

This is not REAL music?
(reminds me of Albert Ayler...)
  Wed. 3/8/17 10:59am Sam:

If you can drive through poopyflute you can drive through anything.
Avatar    Wed. 3/8/17 10:59am Bronwyn Bishop:

please pledge, guys, I'm cracking up at my desk and i look crazy
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/8/17 11:00am JP from KC:

NEVER!! There is never enough poopy flute! Play some Credence!
  Wed. 3/8/17 11:00am GRANDPA:

IRON MAIDEN AND ADELE WOULD BE REFRESHING
  Wed. 3/8/17 11:00am JakeGould:

@dfb: My condolences.
  Wed. 3/8/17 11:00am Sam:

I'm the slim shitty yeah I'm the slim shitty all you other slim shitties are just Walter Mittys so will the real slim shitty please stand up
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/8/17 11:00am ⓘⓚⓔ:

@Planet T@10:53, the great Fabio and the beret-rocking king of strangeness Daniel Blumin are weird on a whole other higher level, not the "this is ironic funny bad" mega-MST333K level (not that there's anything wrong w/that).

No wait, there's definitely something wrong with this! Ha ha ha. Come on people, PLEDGE to make it STOP!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 11:01am doctorjazz:

Shitty Flute Grateful Dead, please!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 11:01am KRYPT:

Bring me off, er....I mean take it off, actually eave it on.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 11:01am Uncle Michael:

poopy-cramps
Avatar Wed. 3/8/17 11:03am fm Mike:

Long live the poopyflute.
  Wed. 3/8/17 11:03am peter:

How do you say 'excruciating' in german?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/8/17 11:03am ɛɨk:

@doctorjazz, NOOOOOOOO!

Well, I've been bad. I probably deserve that.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 11:04am Sebastian:

smashy flute! poopy mouth!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/8/17 11:04am Stepchild:

Diarrheamouth
  Wed. 3/8/17 11:04am listener james from westwood:

The demoniacal piping of the shoggoths in Lovecraft's At the Mountains of Madness was not as threatening to peace of mind as Poopy Flute!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 11:05am Itzall Ablurr:

I could listen to this all day with the sound off
  Wed. 3/8/17 11:05am FƽFƽ (:

Please play Mozart's Magik SheißeFlöte concerto. The melody that started it all.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/8/17 11:05am Webhamster Henry:

Careless poopyflute!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 11:06am Okasa:

Poopy Flute.... so good.
Avatar Wed. 3/8/17 11:06am Wilson K:

Pottyguard
Avatar    Wed. 3/8/17 11:06am rebuketodali:

@Itzall LMAO
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 11:06am steve:

i just cast a pledge vote in favor of shittyflute! more shittyflute! all hal shittyflute!
  Wed. 3/8/17 11:06am JakeGould:

Play “Caribbean Queen.” I need to hear Billy Ocean crappy fluted.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/8/17 11:07am ɨkɛ:

@steve, you're a monster.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/8/17 11:08am Webhamster Henry:

I did a version of Arthur's Theme. Poopy flute is actually surprisingly hard to do.
You know , it's hard to find the proper segue from Poopy flute, and I'd suggest Portsmouth Symphonia or The Jethros.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 11:08am doctorjazz:

Listener James, that was you on the morning show yesterday, no? you were GREAT!
     Wed. 3/8/17 11:08am Listener Robert:

Canines howling in response to what they hear as howling is soooo cute. The late Dr. Klinghammer at Wolf Park told of how the wolves answered a distant train whistle, & then learned to anticipate it by hearing the sound of the train on the rails. I saw a couple of dogs in the Bronx howling in response to a fire engine siren. Soooo cute.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 11:08am steve:

this is my favorite thing
Avatar Wed. 3/8/17 11:08am fm Mike:

One of my favorite songs performed by Poopy Flute :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 11:08am doctorjazz:

ShittyCohenFlute!
Avatar Wed. 3/8/17 11:08am Druseph:

Hallepoojah!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 11:08am Sebastian:

bullshit! it can't end now?!
Avatar    Wed. 3/8/17 11:09am Roberto:

Poopylujah!
  Wed. 3/8/17 11:10am Felipe:

I WANT MORE POOPY MUSIC!!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 11:11am Okasa:

I heard somewhere that wolves howl out of tune to make the pack sound like there are more wolves than there actually are. Or maybe I dreamed it.
     Wed. 3/8/17 11:12am Listener Robert:

How about PoopyLungstuffing music, Felipe?
  Wed. 3/8/17 11:12am Ernesto:

More. Poopy. Flute!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 11:12am steve:

sorry Ike, the people have spoken
     Wed. 3/8/17 11:13am Listener Robert:

Okasa, you saying they use the heterodynes to make A + B and A - B in addition to wolves A & B?
  Wed. 3/8/17 11:13am job:

Hola desde granada muchachos
  Wed. 3/8/17 11:13am poooy FLUTE:

Is this streaming on USTREAM ?
Avatar Wed. 3/8/17 11:13am cee:

<<<------- raped by a bear as well
  Wed. 3/8/17 11:13am Listener142985:

Mi perro no tiene cabeza!
  Wed. 3/8/17 11:14am job:

Saluda a Martina
  Wed. 3/8/17 11:14am FƽFƽ (:

Fui violado por un oso = I was raped by a bear


Indeed, Ken, indeed.
  Wed. 3/8/17 11:14am job:

Granada España
  Wed. 3/8/17 11:14am job:

More MUSIC plis
     Wed. 3/8/17 11:15am Listener Robert:

Como siente vo perro?
  Wed. 3/8/17 11:15am Felipe:

WOW! Ken is a dirty ROMANTIC LATINO LOVER!!!!
Avatar Wed. 3/8/17 11:16am Frangry:

you guys like how i slipped that bear comment in there?!?!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 11:17am MD:

Did Kurt and Mike do this in Heaven!?!?!
  Wed. 3/8/17 11:17am Felipe:

Robert that is some serious POOPY VIBE THERE
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 11:17am MD:

bear it no mind...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 11:18am Okasa:

@Robert - Thinking about it, I think wolf packs that howl out of tune have an evolutionary advantage over wolf packs that howl in tune.
  Wed. 3/8/17 11:18am Mack Culkin:

Mike's in hell.
  Wed. 3/8/17 11:18am GRANDPA:

we love everything you do F queen
  Wed. 3/8/17 11:18am JakeGould:

@Frangillia: I could bearly contain myself.
     Wed. 3/8/17 11:21am Listener Robert:

Okasa, maybe it's not the heterodynes but just that they're not all on the same note, so they don't sound like just 1 dog. But imagine if they got into overtone chanting!
  Wed. 3/8/17 11:22am Peter Arriaga:

This MBV album is great.
  Wed. 3/8/17 11:23am GRANDPA:

NEED SOME MORE FLUTE POOP HERE. YER GETTING SOFT
  Wed. 3/8/17 11:24am Danny in Bloomingburg:

Thanks Ken for the hazmat. Im glowing now
  Wed. 3/8/17 11:27am FƽFƽ (:

Frangry,

Here are some Spanish words known for being hard to pronounce but easy for us to laugh listening Ken pronounce them!

"Aguja", "carro", "rato", "rueda", "sonrojado" o "rito", “perro”, “ubérrimo”, o “desarrolladores”, exigir, ejercer, corregir, armardillo.
Avatar Wed. 3/8/17 11:28am el_musgo:

Frangry, bear comment???
  Wed. 3/8/17 11:29am GRANDPA:

DARE BEAR
     Wed. 3/8/17 11:29am Listener Robert:

Is that site Ken's reading from like the Fusion Center one the ACLU publicized some years ago (I saw it at Reason's Hit & Run blog) with the baffling map conflating all those various incidents as ostensible signs of...?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/8/17 11:33am Joe from Hopatcong:

ugh this Audrey Rose cover rulessssssssssss
  Wed. 3/8/17 11:33am GRANDPA:

OMG YOU DO NOT COVER THIS SONG!!!!
     Wed. 3/8/17 11:33am Listener Robert:

It was like, meth lap cleanup here, abortion protest there, oil spill in basement somewhere else, global increase in temperature, 8 car pile-up...adding up to DOOOOM! Homeland Security funded these regional centers to put together bits of intelligence to see if the aggregated data pointed to something.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 11:34am Okasa:

When trying to decide on a Chinese escort service, I wish there was some way to tell which one to trust.
Avatar Wed. 3/8/17 11:34am đ¢ ÞäŦ:

When it's this good you do.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/8/17 11:34am Parq:

Grandpa, Ken did a whole three-hour show of covers of this song. Three. Goddam. Hours.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 11:36am Devin B.:

That was a good morning, Parq
Avatar Wed. 3/8/17 11:37am travis:

Parq, plzzzzz tell me the date of that show
Avatar    Wed. 3/8/17 11:37am Bronwyn Bishop:

@Parq: and one of them was miiiiine: www.youtube.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/8/17 11:37am Webhamster Henry:

Vicki!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 11:38am Devin B.:

Travis: www.wfmu.org...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 11:38am JtotheK:

Seconded - that 'Institutionalized' morning program was amazing. @Bronwyn - yours was terrific!
  Wed. 3/8/17 11:38am GRANDPA:

I SHALL OPEN MY MIND AND FIND THE TIME TO LISTEN THIS< WITH DOPE PERHAPS
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/8/17 11:38am Parq:

Travis, happy to.
wfmu.org...
Avatar Wed. 3/8/17 11:39am travis:

:) saving my larger pledge for the Andy soaking. xoxo
  Wed. 3/8/17 11:39am Cornball Old Uncle:

Many listeners had to be "institutionalized" after that one! (heh heh)
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 11:39am Old Dave:

I enjoyed that show, but it drove my dogs crazy!
Avatar    Wed. 3/8/17 11:39am Bronwyn Bishop:

Thanks JtotheK!
Avatar    Wed. 3/8/17 11:40am Nick S.:

Gonna pledge on payday, Ken, as always! Question: Does that Clay P. premium have 'Gingham Dress' on it?
  Wed. 3/8/17 11:40am Listener Posing as Cornball Old Uncle:

Damn! Why didn't I use ALL CAPS??!! DAMN! I RUINED THE BIT!!!
  Wed. 3/8/17 11:41am FƽFƽ (:

GRANDPA,

And don't forget your Pepsi. Just one Pepsi.
  Wed. 3/8/17 11:50am GRANDPA:

DIDN'T GET IT... I DON'T DRINK THAT CRAP
  Wed. 3/8/17 11:52am GRANDPA:

GREEN TEA / CARDAMOM BLACK COFFEE, RED WINE, ZUBROWKA, GIN... LIME
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 11:52am Ken From Hyde Park:

Approaching the "$1000 left to go" mark!
  Wed. 3/8/17 11:54am JakeGould:

Feels like I’m in a rowboat… Because Ken be strokin’!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 11:54am JtotheK:

Will Clarence ask: "Have you ever made love in the back of a car?" I suspect he might!
Avatar    Wed. 3/8/17 11:56am Sem Chumbo:

Ah," where are my disease AT", Ken.
  Wed. 3/8/17 12:00pm GRANDPA:

SUPPORT SUW
Avatar Wed. 3/8/17 12:08pm Listener Chrispy:

woohoo chris from warwick here good show thanks for doing what you do
  Wed. 3/8/17 11:32pm Bill Shoe:

Yes, Ken, I'm disenchanted with poopy flute; tired of it. But what if you played it backwards...put the poop back in the orifice.

Sincerely clueless,

mississipi lst'ner
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