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January 25, 2017: Farm Fresh Comedy, Made Right Before Your Eyes
Seven Second Delay gets topical! Andy's pal David Feldman is in the studio as a guest. As AP wire news stories break, Ken, Andy and David plan to come up with jokes about the news stories, and the Tweetworthy jokes go out over Twitter. David kicks things off with a couple of Mary Tyler Moore observations. A Jenny Finch story comes across the wire, and the crew struggles a bit to come up with a joke about it. But then things start rolling with tweets about Bison Slaughter, NFL concussions, and Governor Tom Wolf! Other joke topics include police dogs, the Trump wall, Syrian refugees, the National Park Service, the Cheneys, NFL drones, and the Confederate flag. Also, Beth calls in to give a recap of the Women's March in DC and a bison limerick!

Recap by Andrew M.

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Everybody should follow tonight's guest writer David Feldman, on twitter. His twitter account is: https://twitter.com/david_feldman_

If you like a tweet on his account, retweet it. If you don't like one of his tweets, retweet it. If we say it's funny, it's funny, Trust us. Have we ever lied to you before? David is very depressed. He's going through a divorce and his ex-wife took half of his twitter followers and she is fucking most of them. Do what we say.