Favoriting Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from January 4, 2017 Favoriting

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The program formerly known as Dinner at Andy's, The Fuzzy Glove Hour, Whores, and The Happiness Hut. Ken and Andy, also known as The Enema Boys, further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards on a weekly basis. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)

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Favoriting January 4, 2017: Senior Dating Turns Into Flat Lollipops vs Spherical Ones
The first show of 2017 features a new innovation - Tony, the automated countdown announcer, who supplies "time left" updates every fifteen seconds. Along with Tony, Evan Breckman joins Ken and Andy in studio! Many of Evan's classmates call in and roundly agree that Evan is hilarious. Fresh from separate vacations in Michigan, Andy and Ken introduce an intriguing idea for the show - they look for two or more callers who have lonely senior citizens in their lives, with a plan to match two seniors as friends. The phone lines however are fairly quiet until Andy calls an audible and changes the discussion to flat vs round lollipops, which turns out to be a very hot topic!

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Listener comments!

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Linda Lee:

hot mike there Irwin! Happy New Year Ken & Andy!
  6:02pm
Dan B From Upstate:

Zinger.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:02pm
Greg from ZONE 5:

I will take a break from listening to early 90s dance music to check in on 7SD…
Avatar 6:02pm
Linda Lee:

where upstate are you Dan B? :-)
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:03pm
Aaron in Minneapolis:

Near the top I bet
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Tome:

Hey Now !
  6:03pm
em2c:

so, ken has been up since 4:30 AM, right? .... everyone will be loopy on this episode....
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:04pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Today's episode will be so scurrilous it'll curl your hair!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:04pm
Aaron in Minneapolis:

Why dont you just let the timer co host and Ken go to bed?
Avatar 6:04pm
Linda Lee:

Happy New Year to all the Delayed!!
Avatar 6:05pm
Linda Lee:

the timer's voice sounds a little like yours, Aaron.
  6:05pm
a jerk:

why does this 80 year old man have an 11 year old son
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:05pm
PMD:

Shout out to God!
  6:05pm
God:

H, Evan!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:06pm
Aaron in Minneapolis:

Mine's sexier Linda
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Linda Lee:

agreed!!
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common:

there they are.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:06pm
melinda:

Ken and Andy accidentally meet at a Stuckey's, haha
  6:06pm
em2c:

From this week's SSD e-newsletter from ken: "There is another level of tonight's show which shall be revealed as soon as the show starts. Let's just say that Andy's concept for tonight's show is intended to leverage awfulness."
  6:07pm
em2c:

i guess the timer is the unannounced twist
Avatar 6:07pm
Bryant:

Find a Stuckey's: www.stuckeys.com...
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:08pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Andy hasn't lost the will to live recently, but with the timer, you could point accurately to the time that he did lose will.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:09pm
PMD:

Evan believes in extramarital affairs?
Avatar 6:09pm
Linda Lee:

someone's being groomed here to take over co-host duties ..
Avatar 6:11pm
Linda Lee:

poor Ken must be fried!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:14pm
Marcel M:

Tony and Evan giggling adds a nice dynamic to the show.
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Aaron in Minneapolis:

Sorry, forgot about Evan, my bad
  6:15pm
Dean:

A blood drive for Manson?! So he can write on the ICU walls?
Avatar 6:15pm
Doctor Rembrandt:

That automated countdown voice reminds me of the warning voice on a jumbo jet - counting down the feet until impact and death
  6:15pm
James f:

Aaron knocking it out of the park!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:16pm
Aaron in Minneapolis:

Next week on SSD: A battle of the talking computers
Avatar 6:17pm
Doctor Rembrandt:

I think I know what Andy got for Hanukkah -
SPEAK AND SPELL
Avatar 6:17pm
Linda Lee:

that would be great!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:18pm
Aaron in Minneapolis:

I am so emailing Ken with that idea, sometime this year
Avatar 6:18pm
Doctor Rembrandt:

Is Professor Stephen Hawking getting royalties for you using his artificial voice? ASCAP?
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Nick the Bard:

you guys need to knwo some lonely old people, get them to call in
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:19pm
Aaron in Minneapolis:

He's rich enough without me
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Nick the Bard:

I would barge in and try for this, but I only feel like i'm 80 or something
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:19pm
Marcel M:

Don't open the line to fuck boys. All hell will break loose!
  6:20pm
fred:

fatal flaw: all FMU listeners are old and lonely. But none admit it.
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Nick the Bard:

I'm 37, I'm not old
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melinda:

Good one, Evan.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:21pm
Aaron in Minneapolis:

I have an idea for a show you could host come the Summer Schedule Nick: Potential Breeders with Nick the Bard
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:21pm
PMD:

Evan is outzinging his dad!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:23pm
PMD:

I have an old person in Nigeria who would like to meet an old person in the US
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:23pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Evan and the youth movement should come in very handy come marathon time. He'll have kids sending in their allowances.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:24pm
dale:

did grandma phyllis ever hook up with jim the poet?
  6:29pm
fred:

what do you mean round... spherical or coin shaped...? please clarify.
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Nick the Bard:

well, CALL IN AND ASK FRED
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Aaron in Minneapolis:

EVAN LIKES MADDY EVAN LIKES MADDY!!!!
  6:31pm
JakeGould:

Flat lollipops are for putzes.
  6:33pm
JakeGould:

You can choke to death on a flat lollipop. You also get less candy in a flat lollipop. A sphere holds more candy.
  6:34pm
Dean:

Just goes to show you how important survey design is to research results.
Avatar 6:35pm
Linda Lee:

round every time.
  6:36pm
Alfred Hitchcock:

Is Irwins head round or flat can't decide
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:38pm
coelacanth∅:

Evan should point out that flat lollies come in an unlimited variety of shapes, as well as giant, swirly, and that the focus is usually on the flavor, rather than some internal novelty like a gross tootsieroll.
  6:38pm
Dean:

Ken's sidewalk is round?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:38pm
Marcel M:

I do prefer round, but he does has a good point with the novelty size...
Avatar 6:38pm
Linda Lee:

Ken waxes poetic about tootsie pops
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coelacanth∅:

i like candycane shaped.
  6:39pm
JakeGould:

I like my lollipops shaped like grains of sand and poured into tea or coffee.
  6:40pm
flashbazbo:

Flat ones are usually round. This is just confusing.
  6:40pm
JakeGould:

Flat: X/Y
Round: X/Y/Z
  6:40pm
Dean:

Nobody prefers Mobius-strip-shaped lollipops? They last FOREVER.
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melinda:

I liked Zotz pops. They had the sour fizzy center.
  6:42pm
Dean:

And 12 x 12? That's gross!
  6:43pm
Dean:

"Four weeks in a year..." scared the shit out of me. I haven't even started Christmas shopping!
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dale:

ribbon candy all stuck together in the box is the best all day sucker.
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Asheville Jon:

ROUND
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Asheville Jon:

(actually spherical)
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coelacanth∅:

yes, round... flat, round lollipops.
  6:44pm
JakeGould:

Orbs.
  6:44pm
Listener Robert:

The main reason to prefer flat is that their surface area stays much closer to content as they dissolve than do spheric ones. But there are many other reasons flat is better.
  6:46pm
bitter man:

i hate kids... so annoying
  6:46pm
Listener Robert:

Would you buy a ROUND sucker at a souvenir shop on the Turnpike? How would they even display them?
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Ken From Hyde Park:

How many minutes are left?
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Nick the Bard:

I'm just sitting out here at the call screener desk looking at memes on facebook, so, oh well...
  6:48pm
Listener Robert:

Sorry, Nick, I've been busy cooking, and soon I'll be eating.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm
Asheville Jon:

flat ones are good for swatting flies.
  6:52pm
Listener Robert:

Darn, I meant "constant", not "content", at 6:44.
  6:54pm
flashbazbo:

Spherical may have delicious chewy center
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:55pm
coelacanth∅:

true, but more often they have gross chewy centers. if you want good gum you'd get good gum!
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Ken From Hyde Park:

Yeah, I don't care for the suckers with bubble gum centers. An hour later, my jaws are all sore from chewing gum.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:57pm
coelacanth∅:

well, i do at least have to agree with Ken about baseboard heating.
  6:57pm
Felipe Mujica:

FLAT!!!!!!
  6:59pm
Sam:

That robot voice announcing the time every 15 seconds was SO ANNOYING!! And so unnecessary!
  7:00pm
The SIlent Majority:

Bring baseboard heating back!!
  7:00pm
em2c:

sam - that is the point
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:00pm
coelacanth∅:

it seems to me the person with an alleged table full of round-likers didn't have to prove it!
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Ken From Hyde Park:

Awful!
Avatar 🚂 7:00pm
Nick the Bard:

sam - you're new here, aren't you?
  7:01pm
Sam:

Hardly.
  7:03pm
The SIlent Majority:

I LOVED THE ROBOT VOICE! GO TO HELL!
  8:06pm
RealDonaldSumpPunp:

8:05 and this board is still active? SAD.
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