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Options January 4, 2017: Senior Dating Turns Into Flat Lollipops vs Spherical Ones
The first show of 2017 features a new innovation - Tony, the automated countdown announcer, who supplies "time left" updates every fifteen seconds. Along with Tony, Evan Breckman joins Ken and Andy in studio! Many of Evan's classmates call in and roundly agree that Evan is hilarious. Fresh from separate vacations in Michigan, Andy and Ken introduce an intriguing idea for the show - they look for two or more callers who have lonely senior citizens in their lives, with a plan to match two seniors as friends. The phone lines however are fairly quiet until Andy calls an audible and changes the discussion to flat vs round lollipops, which turns out to be a very hot topic!

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Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 1/4/17 6:01pm Linda Lee:

hot mike there Irwin! Happy New Year Ken & Andy!
  Wed. 1/4/17 6:02pm Dan B From Upstate:

Zinger.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 1/4/17 6:02pm Greg from ZONE 5:

I will take a break from listening to early 90s dance music to check in on 7SD…
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 1/4/17 6:02pm Linda Lee:

where upstate are you Dan B? :-)
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 1/4/17 6:03pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Near the top I bet
Avatar Wed. 1/4/17 6:03pm Tome:

Hey Now !
  Wed. 1/4/17 6:03pm em2c:

so, ken has been up since 4:30 AM, right? .... everyone will be loopy on this episode....
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 1/4/17 6:04pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Today's episode will be so scurrilous it'll curl your hair!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 1/4/17 6:04pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Why dont you just let the timer co host and Ken go to bed?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 1/4/17 6:04pm Linda Lee:

Happy New Year to all the Delayed!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 1/4/17 6:05pm Linda Lee:

the timer's voice sounds a little like yours, Aaron.
  Wed. 1/4/17 6:05pm a jerk:

why does this 80 year old man have an 11 year old son
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 1/4/17 6:05pm PMD:

Shout out to God!
  Wed. 1/4/17 6:05pm God:

H, Evan!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 1/4/17 6:06pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Mine's sexier Linda
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 1/4/17 6:06pm Linda Lee:

agreed!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 1/4/17 6:06pm common:

there they are.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 1/4/17 6:06pm melinda:

Ken and Andy accidentally meet at a Stuckey's, haha
  Wed. 1/4/17 6:06pm em2c:

From this week's SSD e-newsletter from ken: "There is another level of tonight's show which shall be revealed as soon as the show starts. Let's just say that Andy's concept for tonight's show is intended to leverage awfulness."
  Wed. 1/4/17 6:07pm em2c:

i guess the timer is the unannounced twist
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/4/17 6:07pm Bryant:

Find a Stuckey's: www.stuckeys.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 1/4/17 6:08pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Andy hasn't lost the will to live recently, but with the timer, you could point accurately to the time that he did lose will.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 1/4/17 6:09pm PMD:

Evan believes in extramarital affairs?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 1/4/17 6:09pm Linda Lee:

someone's being groomed here to take over co-host duties ..
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 1/4/17 6:11pm Linda Lee:

poor Ken must be fried!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 1/4/17 6:14pm Marcel M:

Tony and Evan giggling adds a nice dynamic to the show.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 1/4/17 6:14pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Sorry, forgot about Evan, my bad
  Wed. 1/4/17 6:15pm Dean:

A blood drive for Manson?! So he can write on the ICU walls?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 1/4/17 6:15pm Doctor Rembrandt:

That automated countdown voice reminds me of the warning voice on a jumbo jet - counting down the feet until impact and death
  Wed. 1/4/17 6:15pm James f:

Aaron knocking it out of the park!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 1/4/17 6:16pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Next week on SSD: A battle of the talking computers
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 1/4/17 6:17pm Doctor Rembrandt:

I think I know what Andy got for Hanukkah -
SPEAK AND SPELL
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 1/4/17 6:17pm Linda Lee:

that would be great!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 1/4/17 6:18pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

I am so emailing Ken with that idea, sometime this year
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 1/4/17 6:18pm Doctor Rembrandt:

Is Professor Stephen Hawking getting royalties for you using his artificial voice? ASCAP?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 1/4/17 6:18pm Nick the Bard:

you guys need to knwo some lonely old people, get them to call in
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 1/4/17 6:19pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

He's rich enough without me
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 1/4/17 6:19pm Nick the Bard:

I would barge in and try for this, but I only feel like i'm 80 or something
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 1/4/17 6:19pm Marcel M:

Don't open the line to fuck boys. All hell will break loose!
  Wed. 1/4/17 6:20pm fred:

fatal flaw: all FMU listeners are old and lonely. But none admit it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 1/4/17 6:20pm Nick the Bard:

I'm 37, I'm not old
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 1/4/17 6:20pm melinda:

Good one, Evan.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 1/4/17 6:21pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

I have an idea for a show you could host come the Summer Schedule Nick: Potential Breeders with Nick the Bard
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 1/4/17 6:21pm PMD:

Evan is outzinging his dad!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 1/4/17 6:23pm PMD:

I have an old person in Nigeria who would like to meet an old person in the US
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 1/4/17 6:23pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Evan and the youth movement should come in very handy come marathon time. He'll have kids sending in their allowances.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/4/17 6:24pm dale:

did grandma phyllis ever hook up with jim the poet?
  Wed. 1/4/17 6:29pm fred:

what do you mean round... spherical or coin shaped...? please clarify.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 1/4/17 6:29pm Nick the Bard:

well, CALL IN AND ASK FRED
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 1/4/17 6:29pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

EVAN LIKES MADDY EVAN LIKES MADDY!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 1/4/17 6:31pm JakeGould:

Flat lollipops are for putzes.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 1/4/17 6:33pm JakeGould:

You can choke to death on a flat lollipop. You also get less candy in a flat lollipop. A sphere holds more candy.
  Wed. 1/4/17 6:34pm Dean:

Just goes to show you how important survey design is to research results.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 1/4/17 6:35pm Linda Lee:

round every time.
  Wed. 1/4/17 6:36pm Alfred Hitchcock:

Is Irwins head round or flat can't decide
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 1/4/17 6:38pm coelacanth∅:

Evan should point out that flat lollies come in an unlimited variety of shapes, as well as giant, swirly, and that the focus is usually on the flavor, rather than some internal novelty like a gross tootsieroll.
  Wed. 1/4/17 6:38pm Dean:

Ken's sidewalk is round?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 1/4/17 6:38pm Marcel M:

I do prefer round, but he does has a good point with the novelty size...
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 1/4/17 6:38pm Linda Lee:

Ken waxes poetic about tootsie pops
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 1/4/17 6:39pm coelacanth∅:

i like candycane shaped.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 1/4/17 6:39pm JakeGould:

I like my lollipops shaped like grains of sand and poured into tea or coffee.
  Wed. 1/4/17 6:40pm flashbazbo:

Flat ones are usually round. This is just confusing.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 1/4/17 6:40pm JakeGould:

Flat: X/Y
Round: X/Y/Z
  Wed. 1/4/17 6:40pm Dean:

Nobody prefers Mobius-strip-shaped lollipops? They last FOREVER.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 1/4/17 6:41pm melinda:

I liked Zotz pops. They had the sour fizzy center.
  Wed. 1/4/17 6:42pm Dean:

And 12 x 12? That's gross!
  Wed. 1/4/17 6:43pm Dean:

"Four weeks in a year..." scared the shit out of me. I haven't even started Christmas shopping!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/4/17 6:43pm dale:

ribbon candy all stuck together in the box is the best all day sucker.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 1/4/17 6:43pm Asheville Jon:

ROUND
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 1/4/17 6:43pm Asheville Jon:

(actually spherical)
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 1/4/17 6:44pm coelacanth∅:

yes, round... flat, round lollipops.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 1/4/17 6:44pm JakeGould:

Orbs.
  ♥   Wed. 1/4/17 6:44pm Listener Robert:

The main reason to prefer flat is that their surface area stays much closer to content as they dissolve than do spheric ones. But there are many other reasons flat is better.
  Wed. 1/4/17 6:46pm bitter man:

i hate kids... so annoying
  ♥   Wed. 1/4/17 6:46pm Listener Robert:

Would you buy a ROUND sucker at a souvenir shop on the Turnpike? How would they even display them?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 1/4/17 6:46pm Ken From Hyde Park:

How many minutes are left?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 1/4/17 6:47pm Nick the Bard:

I'm just sitting out here at the call screener desk looking at memes on facebook, so, oh well...
  ♥   Wed. 1/4/17 6:48pm Listener Robert:

Sorry, Nick, I've been busy cooking, and soon I'll be eating.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 1/4/17 6:50pm Asheville Jon:

flat ones are good for swatting flies.
  ♥   Wed. 1/4/17 6:52pm Listener Robert:

Darn, I meant "constant", not "content", at 6:44.
  Wed. 1/4/17 6:54pm flashbazbo:

Spherical may have delicious chewy center
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 1/4/17 6:55pm coelacanth∅:

true, but more often they have gross chewy centers. if you want good gum you'd get good gum!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 1/4/17 6:57pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Yeah, I don't care for the suckers with bubble gum centers. An hour later, my jaws are all sore from chewing gum.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 1/4/17 6:57pm coelacanth∅:

well, i do at least have to agree with Ken about baseboard heating.
  Wed. 1/4/17 6:57pm Felipe Mujica:

FLAT!!!!!!
  Wed. 1/4/17 6:59pm Sam:

That robot voice announcing the time every 15 seconds was SO ANNOYING!! And so unnecessary!
  Wed. 1/4/17 7:00pm The SIlent Majority:

Bring baseboard heating back!!
  Wed. 1/4/17 7:00pm em2c:

sam - that is the point
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 1/4/17 7:00pm coelacanth∅:

it seems to me the person with an alleged table full of round-likers didn't have to prove it!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 1/4/17 7:00pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Awful!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 1/4/17 7:00pm Nick the Bard:

sam - you're new here, aren't you?
  Wed. 1/4/17 7:01pm Sam:

Hardly.
  Wed. 1/4/17 7:03pm The SIlent Majority:

I LOVED THE ROBOT VOICE! GO TO HELL!
  Wed. 1/4/17 8:06pm RealDonaldSumpPunp:

8:05 and this board is still active? SAD.
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