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Three unstoppable hours of Dave playing face-melting hot rock jams, talking with extremely important guests, answering the telephone, and trying to figure out what all those knobs and buttons are for. A sincere effort to get the original members of Dokken back on speaking terms will also be made whenever possible.

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Options December 26, 2016: It's Boxing Day somewhere as Dave broadcasts from a remote bunker in Northeast Ohio with very little food and water. James Fernandez maintains order from Studio A.

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Unnecessarily long show intro...     
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Angel Witch  Angel Witch   Options Angel Witch 
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George Michael  Freedom '90   Options  
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Dennis Driscoll  New York Bicentennial Year   Options  
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Gorilla Biscuits  Forgotten   Options  
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Dave talks on phone and such.     
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Dave's nephew tells incredible jokes.       
Doug Gillard  Oh My Little Girl   Options  
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Maxine Brown  Oh, No, Not My Baby   Options  
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Zig Zags  Voices of the Paranoid   Options  
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Ramones  My My Kind of Girl   Options  
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Reed Mullin  Father Christmas   Options  
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Dave talks on the phone even more.     
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King Diamond  No Presents for Christmas   Options  
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A Tribe Called Quest  Award Tour   Options  
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Karen Dalton  Are You Leaving for the Country?   Options  
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Listener comments!

Avatar Mon. 12/26/16 9:00pm DaveHill:

Hello?!
Avatar    Mon. 12/26/16 9:01pm Supermeowy:

Bonsoir!!
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:01pm MadameLuke:

Hello!
Avatar Mon. 12/26/16 9:01pm Dennis D:

HI
Avatar Mon. 12/26/16 9:01pm LightninBluEyes:

Hullo everyone
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 12/26/16 9:01pm cory:

Hail Satan and fuck Trump and Pence
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 12/26/16 9:01pm chad from oregon:

Goodness gracious!
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:02pm Deb:

In the woods??? Howdy, Dave and pretty girl, Luci.
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:02pm moreguinness:

Hey kids
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:02pm devlawn:

I forgot it was Monday. Then I heard this intro as I walked into the room.
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:02pm JeffHQ:

Rev your engines. Time to make donuts in the church/temple parking lot.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 12/26/16 9:03pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Remind me what the name of the song, the band, and the album again
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:03pm BillDolanBDC:

The woods are lovely, dark and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
Avatar    Mon. 12/26/16 9:04pm Supermeowy:

Aaron -- hi!!! I think it's best to wait for Dave to back announce so we can make sure we get the name of the song, album and band right.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 12/26/16 9:04pm James on the board:

evenin all!
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:04pm shanghi1:

Hey Dave Happy Holidays Brother. Up The Irons!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 12/26/16 9:05pm chad from oregon:

The autotuned to the extreme cover of True Faith That George Michael did about five years ago is amazing.
Avatar    Mon. 12/26/16 9:05pm Supermeowy:

Hi, James!! How are your teeth?
Avatar Mon. 12/26/16 9:06pm DaveHill:

Thanks for tuning in, everybody! Hope you all had a lovely Christmas!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 12/26/16 9:06pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

James pick up the goddamn phone already, its not like you are trying to multi task or anything!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 12/26/16 9:06pm James on the board:

most of them still there!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 12/26/16 9:06pm chad from oregon:

It was only weeks ago when Dave suggested that Freedom '90 could save us all. I guess we're all fucked now.
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:06pm MadameLuke:

I had mac and cheese on Christmas Eve!
Avatar    Mon. 12/26/16 9:06pm Supermeowy:

I like the "unnecessarily long show intro" in the song list. You too, Dave!! It's very important to spend time with dads while they're still there for us.
Avatar    Mon. 12/26/16 9:07pm amy:

Hi everyone!
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:07pm BillDolanBDC:

The woods are lovely, dark and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:07pm BriJet:

Ahoy Hoy!
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:07pm Danne D:

Hey everyone :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 12/26/16 9:07pm James on the board:

Hey Aaron!!!
Avatar    Mon. 12/26/16 9:07pm Supermeowy:

Hi everyone. And then Danne D
Avatar Mon. 12/26/16 9:07pm Dennis D:

Hi Amy
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:08pm JeffHQ:

Reminding all to safely trim facial hair this new year.
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:08pm BriJet:

i had mac and cheese on christmas eve also!
Avatar    Mon. 12/26/16 9:08pm amy:

Hey Dennis!
Avatar Mon. 12/26/16 9:08pm Dennis D:

Kalee d
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 12/26/16 9:08pm Cooh John:

H'llo Dave and all the damned. Glad to have you in the neighborhood, Dave. Lis'nin' from the belly button of the state.
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:08pm BillDolanBDC:

Did the playlist just burp?
Avatar Mon. 12/26/16 9:08pm DaveHill:

Wait- I had mac and cheese on Christmas eve too! This is scaring the hell out of me!
Avatar Mon. 12/26/16 9:09pm DaveHill:

Hey Dennis!
Avatar    Mon. 12/26/16 9:09pm Supermeowy:

WHAT THE HELL!!! I had mac and cheese for Christmas eve!! I have the pictures to prove it!!
Avatar Mon. 12/26/16 9:09pm Dennis D:

I haven't had mac and cheese sine the Old Devil Moon closed
Avatar Mon. 12/26/16 9:09pm DaveHill:

The animated GIF of George Michael is moving in time to the music! Crazy!
Avatar Mon. 12/26/16 9:09pm Dennis D:

Hiya Dave!!!
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:09pm Deb:

Mac 'n cheese is great. I went out for Japanese food because my neighbor works at the restaurant. Even my brother liked it.
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:10pm Danne D:

Hi Meowy. And everyone.
Avatar    Mon. 12/26/16 9:10pm Supermeowy:

I AM SINGING ALONG LOUDLY!!!
Avatar Mon. 12/26/16 9:10pm DaveHill:

Poetic, Bill Dolan!
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:10pm Danne D:

I had breakfast for dinner on xmas eve
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:10pm Wade:

You'd better be on the elliptical, Dave, burning off that Mac
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:10pm JeffHQ:

Hi Dave and gang! It's Jeff from before.
Avatar Mon. 12/26/16 9:10pm DaveHill:

What kind of cereal, Danne D?
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:10pm Deb:

HI Danne D, Meowy, Dennis D. Bill, Wade!!! And everyone!!
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:11pm Danne D:

had manicotti today though
Avatar Mon. 12/26/16 9:11pm Dennis D:

Hi Deb!
Avatar Mon. 12/26/16 9:11pm DaveHill:

This sounds made up, Danne.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 12/26/16 9:11pm James on the board:

all systems go here at mission control!!!!
Avatar    Mon. 12/26/16 9:11pm amy:

I had macaroni and cheese pizza for dinner. Crazy, right?
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:11pm BillDolanBDC:

FRTIOS!!! FRITOS!!!!
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:11pm Wade:

Hey everybody!!!
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:11pm moreguinness:

We have Faith in you James
Avatar Mon. 12/26/16 9:11pm Dennis D:

Kale flake cereal?
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:11pm Deb:

Manicotti is a good stand in for other pasta.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 12/26/16 9:12pm chad from oregon:

The gif is clearly based on the Faith video, but in the Freedom 90 video, the jukebox explodes and his jacket is on fire. WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
Avatar    Mon. 12/26/16 9:12pm Supermeowy:

James -- what's the number?
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:12pm Wade:

Hi Deb!
Avatar    Mon. 12/26/16 9:12pm amy:

Wade!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 12/26/16 9:12pm JakeGould:

Carb on carb pizza is wrong. Sorry, but someone had to say it.
Avatar Mon. 12/26/16 9:12pm DaveHill:

It's the latest from Dennis D, everybody!
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:12pm listener #126464:

baked rigatoni on Christmas eve
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 12/26/16 9:12pm chad from oregon:

It's all happening so quickly
Avatar    Mon. 12/26/16 9:13pm amy:

If carb on carb pizza is wrong, I don't want to be right @jake
Avatar Mon. 12/26/16 9:13pm Dennis D:

Thanks Dave
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 12/26/16 9:13pm James on the board:

which numbers teeth did they take, Meowy?
Avatar Mon. 12/26/16 9:13pm DaveHill:

It's a great story, Dennis!
Avatar Mon. 12/26/16 9:14pm Dennis D:

awww thank you
Avatar    Mon. 12/26/16 9:14pm Supermeowy:

That, too, James! But more specifically, the call in number. To talk to Dave, from before.
Avatar Mon. 12/26/16 9:14pm DaveHill:

Carb on carb pizza is anarchy!
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:14pm MadameLuke:

This is awesome
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 12/26/16 9:14pm JakeGould:

Hey! It’s Dennis D! I was actually in Washington Heights for a family event when I was a kid back then… But crappy relative I had, utterly nobody went out to see the tall ships. We had to hang out the window to try and peek what was happening.
Avatar Mon. 12/26/16 9:14pm FiltheeAndie:

you guys like dinner? i've had brownies for dinner two times this week.
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:14pm Wade:

Hi Amy! I made it!
Avatar    Mon. 12/26/16 9:14pm Supermeowy:

I demand Dennis D reveal to us the words that get bleeped.
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:14pm BillDolanBDC:

Just made a carb on copy for you Dave
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:15pm MadameLuke:

NOW BEAT IT!
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:15pm BillDolanBDC:

Operation Kale
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 12/26/16 9:15pm JakeGould:

The only carb on carb pizza that is valid is one slice of pizza on top of another slice of pizza. Past that it’s sacrilege. This is a Jew saying that.
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:15pm Wade:

I love Dennis D stories! They're the greatest!
Avatar Mon. 12/26/16 9:15pm Dennis D:

BULLSHIT
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 12/26/16 9:15pm Linda Lee:

Evening everyone! Happy Holidays Dave!!
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:15pm herb.nyc:

Bad Poetry-
Gawd took George Michael on a whim,
But first he gave the world Wham,
Now plz take Trump, that's whom.
Avatar    Mon. 12/26/16 9:16pm amy:

@dave I know! I can't be tamed!
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:16pm JimmyfromKearny:

Nice work Dennis D!
Avatar Mon. 12/26/16 9:16pm Dennis D:

you guys are too kind
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:16pm BillDolanBDC:

GORILLA BISCUITS!!!!!
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:16pm moreguinness:

NICE such a great record!!!!
Avatar    Mon. 12/26/16 9:16pm amy:

Hey Jimmy
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:17pm MadameLuke:

We're not kind at all! That was great!!
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:17pm Deb:

LET the bacanal begin
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:17pm BillDolanBDC:

Kust dove ont the couch on my Mom reading her Kindle!!!!
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:17pm Wade:

Bill, I prefer Gorilla Briskets!
Avatar Mon. 12/26/16 9:18pm Dennis D:

I loved trhe edit
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:18pm BillDolanBDC:

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DON'T WAKE UP YOUR DAD DAVE!!!!
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:18pm Danne D:

I had real breakfast Xmas eve night - pancakes eggs bacon and of course taylor ham
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:18pm BillDolanBDC:

I can totally hear the elliptical in the background.
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:19pm BillDolanBDC:

All I asked for Christmas was reverb from the woods of OH.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 12/26/16 9:19pm Linda Lee:

hellolololololo!!
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:19pm JeffHQ:

DaveHillDad's wall phone is a challenge.
Avatar    Mon. 12/26/16 9:20pm Supermeowy:

James delivers on the reverb!!! Or does he?? Is it all a sham? What's happening? Are there pictures? Is it really James?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 12/26/16 9:20pm cory:

MORE ECHO!
Avatar Mon. 12/26/16 9:20pm Dennis D:

Hi LL
Avatar Mon. 12/26/16 9:20pm Dennis D:

YEAH reverb
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 12/26/16 9:21pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Happy Boxing Day!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 12/26/16 9:21pm Linda Lee:

Happy Holidays Dennis!!
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:21pm BillDolanBDC:

Can James add reverb to Aaron's text to voice???
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:21pm JimmyfromKearny:

Hey Amy, hey everybody!
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:21pm Deb:

Happy boxing day to ya'll, too.
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:21pm moreguinness:

luci!!!!
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:21pm Wade:

Dave, are you broadcasting from your dad's guest bathroom?
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:22pm Danne D:

Little Joe Franklin!!!
Avatar    Mon. 12/26/16 9:22pm Supermeowy:

Wow, Madina sounds eerily similar to another word. What could it be?
Avatar Mon. 12/26/16 9:22pm Dennis D:

thanks hope you had fun Holidays
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 12/26/16 9:22pm Linda Lee:

it's his sister's basement this time ~ with a much larger dog!
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:22pm BillDolanBDC:

I do believe that was the first appearance by Luci on the air.
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:23pm BillDolanBDC:

James, plase add some reverb to Luci's next bark
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 12/26/16 9:23pm Linda Lee:

she sounds massive!!!
Avatar    Mon. 12/26/16 9:23pm amy:

@dave Does this mean your dad isn't going to be guest AGAIN??
Avatar Mon. 12/26/16 9:23pm (oddy):

Hey all and fellow c-mas mac n cheese eaters!
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:24pm Danne D:

I never knew Rahal raced 2 times in F1.
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:24pm herb.nyc:

Hi all, I thought of Dave at 8.30pm w wnyc on. It was a WORDS show and a caller mentioned LIVID. so I thought of Dave's ENRAGED. (BRUUUUCE is on Fresh Air, now. Oh, anyone else catch YngDave on The Moth yesterday?)
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:25pm Deb:

Little Joe Franklin should be on the show every week!
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:25pm Danne D:

He finished 12th in the United States Grand Prix and did not finish the Canadian Grand Prix
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:26pm BillDolanBDC:

How many newspapers has Luci shredded at your Dad's place so far?
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:26pm Tee:

This show is kind of a Christmas miracle but on Dec 26 and from Ohio. Magic!
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:26pm BillDolanBDC:

Luci drinking game!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 12/26/16 9:26pm chad from oregon:

Friendster is working on making a strong comeback.
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:28pm Danne D:

Staaaaashu :D
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:28pm JeffHQ:

Breathe.
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:29pm listener #126464:

drink
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:30pm MadameLuke:

Dude
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:30pm JeffHQ:

Minn-ception
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:30pm Danne D:

Dave remote with Aaron on a delay with the radio on in the background is just bonkers
Avatar    Mon. 12/26/16 9:30pm Supermeowy:

WHAT IS HAPPENING?!? Echoing, Luci, dehydrated Dave, this is out of control!!
Avatar Mon. 12/26/16 9:30pm LightninBluEyes:

Lame.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 12/26/16 9:30pm fleep:

I am so entertained right now
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:30pm JimmyfromKearny:

Hey Aaron can you say shaken, not stirred or whichever way it goes?
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:31pm Danne D:

I can't make it in one night and all hell breaks loose?!?
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:31pm Wade:

It's out of control, Meowy!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 12/26/16 9:31pm James Fernandez:

Danne, we're drowning over here
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:32pm JeffHQ:

Go Blake go.
Avatar    Mon. 12/26/16 9:32pm Supermeowy:

Where's the tip jar? This kid's a firecracker!!
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:32pm JimmyfromKearny:

This Kid Kills!
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:32pm Danne D:

Probably just buffering but I'll just assume that the drop out on my end was a solid minute of Blake cursing
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:32pm Wade:

Tell Blake The rimshot is a great touch!
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:33pm MadameLuke:

Definitely quit your day job!!!
Avatar    Mon. 12/26/16 9:33pm Supermeowy:

I think we're meeting the opener for Dave's future shows.
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:33pm JeffHQ:

Headlining at Zanies next month
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:33pm BillDolanBDC:

SST
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:33pm Danne D:

Did Blake at least bring oreos?
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:33pm Wade:

You should have Blake call in from the phone upstairs
Avatar Mon. 12/26/16 9:34pm Dennis D:

2 tulips on the organ are better than daisies on the piano
Avatar    Mon. 12/26/16 9:34pm Supermeowy:

2 boys in the house? I bet you there's always Oreos in the house!!
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:34pm BillDolanBDC:

YES WADE!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 12/26/16 9:34pm Linda Lee:

almost everyone prefers tulips on the organ.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 12/26/16 9:34pm James on the board:

success!
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:35pm Wade:

Great work, James!
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:35pm MadameLuke:

Yeah!!! Yng time!
Avatar Mon. 12/26/16 9:35pm Dennis D:

Its a big organ
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:35pm JeffHQ:

Rogue Funion
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 12/26/16 9:35pm fleep:

Pull out all the stops
Avatar    Mon. 12/26/16 9:35pm Supermeowy:

Linda Lee!! That's a solid joke!
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:36pm BillDolanBDC:

"Good Salty Bulkhead" is my favorite Turbonegro song
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:36pm BillDolanBDC:

National Ailment Day
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:37pm BillDolanBDC:

DRINK!!!!
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:37pm Deb:

Luci has a great voice for radio.
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:37pm JimmyfromKearny:

Luci and Blake are so cool!
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:37pm Wade:

It's the best radio!
Avatar    Mon. 12/26/16 9:37pm Supermeowy:

There's nothing like 2 boys in the background to cause mayhem and destruction.
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:38pm BillDolanBDC:

Bark of an angel
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:38pm JeffHQ:

We need to get the wrangler on set.
Avatar    Mon. 12/26/16 9:38pm amy:

This really lets the listeners paint a picture ...
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:38pm devlawn:

Ingdave is a Jesus truther
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:38pm JimmyfromKearny:

May you feel better YngDave...:)
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:39pm Deb:

Was Blake named after an 80s TV character?
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:39pm BillDolanBDC:

www.youtube.com...
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:40pm BillDolanBDC:

BLAKE BABIES
Avatar Mon. 12/26/16 9:40pm FiltheeAndie:

the gorilla gif was moving along to the sound of his dog and his nephew wrestling
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:40pm JeffHQ:

YngDave is actually Mossad.
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:40pm BillDolanBDC:

DRINK!!!
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:40pm shanghi1:

what does YngDave think about Elixer guitar strings?
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:40pm BillDolanBDC:

I am actually LOADED already from the Luci game
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:41pm BillDolanBDC:

Wait a minute. If YngDave is annoyed by Luci, he's X'd
Avatar Mon. 12/26/16 9:41pm Dennis D:

could be diabetes
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 12/26/16 9:41pm chad from oregon:

I wonder how YngMom feels about Oreos.
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:42pm herb.nyc:

YngDave's prostate is enlarged? How about his organ (w the tulips)?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 12/26/16 9:42pm chad from oregon:

I imagine that she likes a nice Oreo every now and again, but YngDave won't have it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 12/26/16 9:43pm Linda Lee:

100/60 is still within the normal range.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 12/26/16 9:44pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Eh, I am just going to call back next week, have a good night yall
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 12/26/16 9:44pm Linda Lee:

Happy Holidays Aaron!
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:45pm BillDolanBDC:

When they go low blood pressure, we go HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE!!!
Avatar Mon. 12/26/16 9:45pm (oddy):

Night Aaron!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 12/26/16 9:45pm Linda Lee:

coffin. always coffin. not coughin.
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:45pm Wade:

Nice reverb, James!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 12/26/16 9:46pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

You too Linda!!
Avatar    Mon. 12/26/16 9:46pm Supermeowy:

That was a solid joke, Blake!
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:46pm moreguinness:

your coffin or mine?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 12/26/16 9:46pm Linda Lee:

thanks!!
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:46pm BillDolanBDC:

Blake is still workshopping that .
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:46pm P-90:

Merry Christmas and Happy Oreos, Hill Folk!
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:47pm BillDolanBDC:

DRINK!!!!
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:47pm Wade:

Blake should tell those jokes at The Moth
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 12/26/16 9:47pm James on the board:

thanks wade!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 12/26/16 9:47pm Linda Lee:

Merry Christmas & Happy Oreos to you too P-90!
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:47pm BillDolanBDC:

I Against Eye On Canada
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:49pm BillDolanBDC:

RATTs www.youtube.com...
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:50pm Danne D:

I retweeted this story
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:50pm P-90:

Enlarged prostate?! I've got some drinking to catch up on...gimme a couple minutes to mix up a pitcher of Merry Martinis...
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:50pm BillDolanBDC:

zWHAMboni
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:51pm herb.nyc:

From News of the Weird many years ago, and from (hazy) memory, "animal rights activists entered a college lab and freed 150,000 snails".
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 12/26/16 9:51pm James on the board:

Bill Dolan on fire!
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:52pm JeffHQ:

Zambonus points.
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:52pm MadameLuke:

Bill Dolan - well played
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:52pm Danne D:

you can tell that Blake loves these jokes
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:52pm JeffHQ:

Bwahahaha
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:53pm BillDolanBDC:

JeffHQ!!!! YES!!!
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:53pm P-90:

"Zambonus" for the WIN!
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:53pm JimmyfromKearny:

I think country singer George Jones got a DWI while driver a tractor back from a bar...
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:53pm herb.nyc:

Does Blake have any kale jokes? This is from jim gaffigan, paraphrased, "even if kale can cure cancer, I'll go with the chemo".
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:53pm BillDolanBDC:

SST
Avatar    Mon. 12/26/16 9:53pm Supermeowy:

Yes, can we put in requests for jokes for Blake to tell?
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:54pm BillDolanBDC:

Perhaps we should do a Dueling Banjos of me vs Blake
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:54pm Wade:

Hey JeffHQ!!!
     Mon. 12/26/16 9:54pm GrandéBlondé:

Blake explaining his jokes is my favorite thing about tonight's show
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:54pm MadameLuke:

Danne for the win!!
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:54pm JeffHQ:

Wade! Nice t-shirts!
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:55pm moreguinness:

I feel so badly for you right now james....hugs kid
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:55pm Sean d:

Willard I'd a good movie
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:55pm BillDolanBDC:

DanneD Some of your best work. Thank you.
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:56pm JeffHQ:

Go Bill go.
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:56pm herb.nyc:

Tractor movie is "Thelma and Louise".
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:56pm Sean d:

600 rats and marty mcflys dad
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:56pm moreguinness:

Danne D...you almost killed me with that one
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:56pm Wade:

Thanks, Jeff!!!
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:57pm BillDolanBDC:

Best RAT SONG ever www.youtube.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 12/26/16 9:57pm James on the board:

Thanks Guiness! So many bright blinking lights to balance!
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:57pm JeffHQ:

Gerrymandestruction.
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:58pm BillDolanBDC:

Thank you James. You're crushing it. NUDE.
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:58pm MadameLuke:

Is Ben the song from Willard??
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:58pm JimmyfromKearny:

This fine Gentleman sounds a little bit like the Congressman who presided over the Water Gate hearings...
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:58pm BriJet:

James is kicking ass as always!!! :)
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:59pm Wade:

BillDolanBDC, is it Ben?
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:59pm moreguinness:

Ben is from willard I believe..originally done by Michael Jackson
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 12/26/16 9:59pm James on the board:

thanks BriJet!
Avatar Mon. 12/26/16 9:59pm DaveHill:

Sandy Mullin rules!
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:59pm MadameLuke:

I love that song
  Mon. 12/26/16 9:59pm BillDolanBDC:

Of course Wade
Avatar Mon. 12/26/16 10:00pm Dennis D:

This story is greeat
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:00pm MadameLuke:

Hat ass over head....
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:00pm BillDolanBDC:

Sandy Mullen > Sandy Duncan
Avatar Mon. 12/26/16 10:00pm DaveHill:

"Hat ass over head"! I love it!
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:00pm moreguinness:

This man is my new Idol
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:00pm P-90:

"Ben" is MJ's hit theme song from Ben, the sequel to Willard
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:00pm Wade:

I want to hear Reed describe every story!!!
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:00pm BillDolanBDC:

The only thing more dangerous than 600 rats: www.youtube.com...
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:00pm JeffHQ:

Reed's dad is ready for the Moth.
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:00pm Wade:

Not Reed, Sandy!!!
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:01pm MadameLuke:

Can we now have Blake reinterpret this story? Please?
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:01pm moreguinness:

P-90 you're right
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:01pm BillDolanBDC:

SANDY MULLEN FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:01pm P-90:

@Jimmy: Senator Sam Irvin
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:01pm moreguinness:

I prefer Crispins version personally
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:03pm BillDolanBDC:

Prior to THE SEX han you give us the station IUD?
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:03pm JimmyfromKearny:

Thank you P-90 you are an incredible source of knowledge!
Avatar    Mon. 12/26/16 10:04pm Supermeowy:

I think comedy must run in the Hill family genetics. It's very sweet.
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:04pm JeffHQ:

Waterbed, amirite?!
Avatar    Mon. 12/26/16 10:04pm Supermeowy:

Oh no, Danne D on the phone!!!!
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:05pm BillDolanBDC:

Kind of hoping for ALBATROSS as a hot jam.
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:05pm JimmyfromKearny:

You know what's ironic, Sam Ervin's District was within North Carolina...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 12/26/16 10:05pm James on the board:

@JeffHQ, I thought he was going with River Bed
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:05pm JeffHQ:

Danne Talent Group
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:06pm P-90:

You're right, "Ervin" not Irvin
Avatar    Mon. 12/26/16 10:06pm Supermeowy:

I'm enraged that Danne D is horning in on my math humor!!! Stick to oreo jokes, Danne D!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 12/26/16 10:06pm James on the board:

@Billdolan, are you talking about the fleetwood mac Albatross? I just kinda discovered that one and hoo boy is that a good one!
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:06pm moreguinness:

Cast me as little Ennis?
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:06pm BillDolanBDC:

COC "ALBATROSS"!!!!!!
Avatar    Mon. 12/26/16 10:07pm Supermeowy:

And now Danne D is disparaging kale???? Get'im off the phones!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 12/26/16 10:07pm James on the board:

my bad Bill
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:07pm BillDolanBDC:

both GREAT!!!
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:07pm bugaboo:

you should play a song or two. play corrosion of conformity for our edification. the kid has a taste for 'meta' jokes.
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:08pm Danne D:

You didnt like my kale joke Meowy? :(
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:08pm Wade:

Danne D, the kale joke was great!!! (No offense, Meowy)
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:08pm P-90:

Hmm... How to combine math and Oreos in a single joke?
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:08pm herb.nyc:

The odd / even remark is similar to GCarlins "odds and ends" joke
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:09pm JimmyfromKearny:

Only because I looked it up after you gave it to me P-90...:)
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 12/26/16 10:09pm Linda Lee:

fantastic work tonight James!
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:09pm moreguinness:

james we can still hear dave I think...haha
Avatar    Mon. 12/26/16 10:09pm Supermeowy:

I will never admit publicly that I laughed at Danne D's joke about kale. NEVER!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 12/26/16 10:09pm James on the board:

peter green is the only thing that give fleetwood anything close to credibility
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:09pm BillDolanBDC:

DAVE!!!! HOT MIC!!!
     Mon. 12/26/16 10:10pm GrandéBlondé:

Dave and Blake are doing great backing vocals :)
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:10pm JeffHQ:

@James: hearig Dave/Blake voices over song
Avatar    Mon. 12/26/16 10:11pm Supermeowy:

@P-90 -- Q: you know what's odd about Oreo cookies?
N: Everything! It's 3 layers, which is an odd number.
Thank you, thank you.
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:11pm JeffHQ:

@James: better now.
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:11pm BillDolanBDC:

WHEW!!! That was almost a Trump/Billy whatever moment
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:11pm Danne D:

Thanks Wade :)
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:11pm herb.nyc:

Supermeowy says MATH jokes? Know the "boil water and theoretical/ applied mathematician" one?
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:11pm P-90:

James: must respectfully disagree about FM. A shitload of talent in that band in its various incarnations...
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:11pm Danne D:

Meowy I was gonna mention the socks after Dave mentioned that he got socks
Avatar    Mon. 12/26/16 10:11pm amy:

@dave Please do your "Killed them all, of course ..." now a la The Jinx
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:12pm BillDolanBDC:

Why was six afraid of seven?
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:13pm MadameLuke:

Because 7...
Avatar    Mon. 12/26/16 10:13pm Supermeowy:

8
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:13pm MadameLuke:

ate
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:13pm Wade:

@moreguiness I think Blake and Dave were workshopping some jokes
     Mon. 12/26/16 10:14pm GrandéBlondé:

What if 6 had a thing for cannibalization?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 12/26/16 10:14pm James on the board:

Duly noted P-90. I just cant tho with them. A couple weeks ago I forced myself to sit thru Rumors. I don't get it. I'm guilty of listening to plenty of crap bands. I know this.
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:14pm P-90:

9?
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:14pm MadameLuke:

NINE!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 12/26/16 10:14pm JakeGould:

Dave, how was your third night of Hanukkah?
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:14pm BillDolanBDC:

That is the kids version Madam/Supermeowy/P-90
Avatar    Mon. 12/26/16 10:14pm Supermeowy:

Danne!! Call back in 20! Dave has to hear about the socks!!
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:15pm Moreguinness:

I love all the glorious chaos that is Monday nights
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:15pm BillDolanBDC:

Grown up version: Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. Thank you.
Avatar    Mon. 12/26/16 10:15pm Supermeowy:

@herb.nyc - I do not know the boil water and theoretical joke.
Avatar Mon. 12/26/16 10:15pm thebackdrifter:

Hello everyone!
Avatar    Mon. 12/26/16 10:16pm Supermeowy:

Oh, @billDolanbdc . I love that joke.
     Mon. 12/26/16 10:16pm GrandéBlondé:

That's pretty good @BillDolan
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 12/26/16 10:16pm James on the board:

thanks for the heads up @JeffHQ
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:16pm P-90:

So whats the"adult" version, almost afraid to ask...?
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:16pm BillDolanBDC:

I am somewhat nervous that we have not hear Luci in quite some time. I think that means she has taken a dump somewhere or eaten all of Dave's Dad's old LIFE magazines.
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:17pm herb.nyc:

From Aristocrats docu, know the children and 69 joke?
Avatar Mon. 12/26/16 10:18pm DaveHill:

Hello, thebackdrifter!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 12/26/16 10:19pm JakeGould:

I really like that GIF of the little girl with a deer. So sweet! Happy there’s no zinger at the end.
Avatar Mon. 12/26/16 10:19pm Dennis D:

I like it to Jake
Avatar Mon. 12/26/16 10:19pm thebackdrifter:

Glad to be tuning in and reading all these jokes :P
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:20pm BillDolanBDC:

What did you say Dave? Sorry. I was CRANKING Emerson. Blake & Palmer "Kale Salad Surgery". Thank you.
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:21pm herb.nyc:

@Supermeowy - it's kinda long but vg. Google knows it? How about this- there are 10 kinds of mathematicians, those that... (that Zig Zags song grew hair on my fingernails!)
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:22pm JeffHQ:

@James: Also available for weddings, bar mitzvahs and your daily life.
Avatar    Mon. 12/26/16 10:23pm Supermeowy:

@herb.nyc - googled it. That's solid! I need to think about creating a comedic career for myself founded on math humor. I think it could take off.
Avatar    Mon. 12/26/16 10:23pm amy:

@james Cover for him!
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:24pm BillDolanBDC:

Herb.NYC "@Supermeowy - it's kinda long..." is just BRAGGING. I'm happy for you and I'm sure the room is really warm, but please. This is a family show.
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:24pm JeffHQ:

Rock on, James.
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:24pm JeffHQ:

Reed!
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:25pm JeffHQ:

NPRu kidding me?
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:26pm Danne D:

Why was 6 afraid of Se7en?
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:27pm BillDolanBDC:

? Danne?
Avatar    Mon. 12/26/16 10:27pm Supermeowy:

Anyone know any good rutting jokes? Or do those jokes just "ride" themselves?
Thank you, thank you.
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:27pm BillDolanBDC:

Newfoundland Kids on the Block
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 12/26/16 10:27pm Ken From Hyde Park:

I say there are 10 kinds of people. Those who understand binary and those who don't.
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:27pm Danne D:

Cuz he's afraid of all movies from the 90s
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:28pm P-90:

"...rutting season's a party for sure" -words to live by
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:28pm BillDolanBDC:

Ken is binary sexual. There. I said it.
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:29pm BillDolanBDC:

Not really sure what that means.
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:29pm herb.nyc:

Ok, this is SHORT- Aristocrats docu, Bob Saget says "mom and dad do 69 while son and daughter do 23 because, well, theyre children!" -- vg, Ken Hyde Park!
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:30pm Wade:

@BillDolanBDC is on fire tonight!!!
Avatar Mon. 12/26/16 10:30pm DaveHill:

What is rutting?! I want in!
Avatar Mon. 12/26/16 10:30pm DaveHill:

Hello, thebackdrifter!
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:31pm JeffHQ:

Reed "Davies"
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:31pm moreguinness:

Bill brings the heat...
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:31pm BillDolanBDC:

Yes Wade. My hemorrhoids ARE flaring up.
Avatar    Mon. 12/26/16 10:31pm Supermeowy:

I think this is rutting @mrdavehill --- NSF Blake!! www.youtube.com...
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:31pm Wade:

Yeah, I was staying out of the rutting conversation until I googled what the hell it was!
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:32pm BillDolanBDC:

#NSFBlake is now trending.
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:33pm bugaboo:

thanks for playing corrosion of conformity. never heard them before. nice
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:33pm herb.nyc:

Rutting? Think Kipling: You like Kipling? I don't know, I've never kipled.
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:33pm Wade:

Giving new meaning to the term Roid Rage™
Avatar Mon. 12/26/16 10:33pm DaveHill:

Hot sound!
Avatar Mon. 12/26/16 10:34pm Dennis D:

I was in the video for the Pogues Fairytale of NY
Avatar    Mon. 12/26/16 10:35pm Supermeowy:

@billdolanbdc #NSFBlake is only getting one hit. Is that considered trending?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 12/26/16 10:35pm JakeGould:

So anyone else have the week off between holidays? Just asking. Not judging.
Avatar Mon. 12/26/16 10:35pm Dennis D:

Love the drums on Fr Christmas.
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:36pm JeffHQ:

Go COC go!!!
Avatar    Mon. 12/26/16 10:37pm Supermeowy:

I don't believe for a minute that Reed is wearing Spanx and Crocs.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 12/26/16 10:38pm James on the board:

Spanx are where its at!
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:39pm MadameLuke:

Thanks a lot @supermeowy I am now stuck in a terrible YouTube rutting hole. Pub intended
Avatar    Mon. 12/26/16 10:39pm Supermeowy:

Hence my rutting joke "riding" itself.
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:39pm MadameLuke:

Pun dammit
Avatar    Mon. 12/26/16 10:40pm Supermeowy:

It's a hot Monday night if we're all watching rutting videos while listening to Dave, @madameluke
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 12/26/16 10:40pm JakeGould:

Someone should actually make a food item called a “Drum Roll.”
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:41pm JeffHQ:

"Is this MIC ON??? Hellooo. "
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:41pm Marc15:

That knock-knock joke with have been great on the "Rowan
Avatar    Mon. 12/26/16 10:42pm Supermeowy:

@billdolanbdc -- you could sing careless whisper to adjust for the noise levels of your usual singing.
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:42pm MadameLuke:

@supermeowy you KNOW my hot date tonight got cancelled so I appreciate this
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:42pm JeffHQ:

"He said New PROVIDENCE, nj!"
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:43pm Marc15:

That knock-knock joke with have been great on the "Rowan And Martin's Laugh-In"
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:43pm Wade:

Weird, because that's what @BillDolanBDC is usually doing when he's been quiet for a long time.
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:44pm Marc15:

-- Rowan And Martin's Laugh-In
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:44pm moreguinness:

hows the Harley Book?
Avatar    Mon. 12/26/16 10:44pm Supermeowy:

I think there's a different website for that @madameluke !
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:46pm MadameLuke:

@supermeowy Bwahahaaaa!
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:47pm Wade:

My dog just jumped up when Luci let out that whine!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 12/26/16 10:47pm JakeGould:

The thing with “Welcome Back, Kotter” that made me question it’s Brooklyn cred is when his students would just randomly show up on his apartment’s fire escape, Mr. Kotter or his wife didn’t scream and grab a baseball bat to whack them with.
Avatar    Mon. 12/26/16 10:48pm Supermeowy:

I just figured it was a gentler time, @jakegould .
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 12/26/16 10:48pm Ken From Hyde Park:

@Jake - Simpler times, for sure.
Avatar    Mon. 12/26/16 10:49pm Supermeowy:

Hey, has anyone noticed that the phone lines are a sausage fest again???
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:49pm BillDolanBDC:

Mr. & Mrs. Kotter were progressive with students and would be in jail in 2016
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 12/26/16 10:49pm JakeGould:

@Supermeowy: I was a kid when “Welcome Back, Kotter” was on, and while I actually walked across roofs to go to other friend’s buildings to visit them—it was simpler times since roofs weren’t locked then—I would never go down the fire escape since I know the chances of me being accosted as a kid were off the charts.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 12/26/16 10:50pm James on the board:

bill Dolan was correct. New Utrecht HS served as Kotters Buchanan High
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:50pm BillDolanBDC:

SULLY!!!!
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:50pm BillDolanBDC:

Kickstarter My Heart
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:51pm BillDolanBDC:

2 Vehicles 1 Cup
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 12/26/16 10:52pm James on the board:

Dolan, this guy is comin after you
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:52pm Wade:

@supermeowy I just watched that rutting video and now I'm thankful I got new underpants for Xmas
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 12/26/16 10:52pm JakeGould:

Q: What is the difference between minestrone soup and your mom?
A: Your mom has one sweet ass.
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:53pm JeffHQ:

"Andy Kindling"
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:54pm herb.nyc:

Ask Blake to fix up Matt's jokes.
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:54pm BillDolanBDC:

How do you pronounce Pulitzer in a station wagon delivering cinnamon buns? Asking for a friend.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 12/26/16 10:54pm JakeGould:

Pewlitzsir!!!
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:55pm MadameLuke:

Yeah@supermeowy!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 12/26/16 10:55pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Supermeowy!
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:55pm JeffHQ:

Val!
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:56pm JeffHQ:

Austin tex mex joint Chuy's just opened in Rockville, MD. Groundbreaking.
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:56pm Amy:

Supermeowy!
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:56pm MadameLuke:

Solid infinite number joke!
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:57pm Wade:

Meowy!
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:57pm moreguinness:

math humor will divide us all...er something
  Mon. 12/26/16 10:57pm BillDolanBDC:

What a minute. Whose math was correct?
Dave or Supermeowy?
.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 12/26/16 10:58pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Tonight's show is brought to you by the number e.
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:00pm Danne D:

Meowy :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 12/26/16 11:00pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Danne D got zinged!
Avatar    Mon. 12/26/16 11:01pm Supermeowy:

Sorry, Dave was off by a digit on pi.
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:01pm DJ E:

Danne D may be a monster. But he is your monster Dave.
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:02pm herb.nyc:

Since Supermeowy mentioned Dave's books, I wrote this at 8.45pm and figured I'd use now. --
Coincidence- Dave wrote of (bidets and twitter, among other things, while in) Namibia in his book Tasteful Nudes. And I saw the Namibian docu Ghostland earlier. There's lotsa boobs and nipples, FYI. (Glad to be yr eyes)
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:03pm moreguinness:

Wade we need to make some call back in 20 tee's
Avatar    Mon. 12/26/16 11:03pm Supermeowy:

Aaaw @billdolanbdc , I think this means a lady needs to be the next caller!
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:03pm Danne D:

RIP Bill Dolan :(
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:03pm Danne D:

JIMMY!!!
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:03pm Wade:

Great call, @BillDolanBDC!
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:03pm MadameLuke:

Jimmy!!!!!!
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:04pm herb.nyc:

@Supermeowy, I only remembered it as 3.141592654
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:04pm BillDolanBDC:

James is a NASA engineer but cannot help ATT
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:04pm Danne D:

Thanks DJ E :)
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:04pm BriJet:

Jimmy!!!!
Avatar    Mon. 12/26/16 11:04pm Supermeowy:

Hot rutting sounds from Jimmy!
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:04pm BillDolanBDC:

Luci story told by an angel
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 12/26/16 11:04pm James on the board:

Its funny, I'm here pushing all the buttons but if I listen back to this show tomorrow, I feel like its going to be all new to me
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:04pm Danne D:

Math has pi but no kale
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:04pm BillDolanBDC:

"That picture from behind" - Jimmy From Kearny
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 12/26/16 11:05pm James on the board:

right Bill? he did seem to linger on that thought just long enough to make it uncomfortable
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:06pm BillDolanBDC:

I just want him to be happy.
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:07pm BillDolanBDC:

Mathematicians love hair pi. There. I said it.
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:07pm Wade:

Haha! I was thinking the same thing, James
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 12/26/16 11:07pm JakeGould:

Has any band out there counted off the beginning of song to Pi?“Three one four one five nine two six five four… Okay… Go!”
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:08pm BillDolanBDC:

YES!!!! JIMMY!!!!
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:08pm JeffHQ:

Jimmy The Fish?
Avatar Mon. 12/26/16 11:08pm DaveHill:

Jimmy for the win!!!
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:08pm BillDolanBDC:

THAT WAS THE JOKE THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ON SOPRANOS!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 12/26/16 11:09pm James on the board:

the delivery was Poolitzer-worthy
Avatar    Mon. 12/26/16 11:09pm Supermeowy:

This is for @danneD vermontschoolgarden.com...
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:09pm DJ E:

I liked that joke, but it was a little fishy
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:09pm Danne D:

I'm sticking with Buford T Justice
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 12/26/16 11:10pm James on the board:

dave fell for the setup....
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:10pm herb.nyc:

Speaking of Jesse Jarnow, he reviewed a punk book in recent v.voice. (He also wrote a Yo La T bio yrs ago; find it!)
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 12/26/16 11:10pm James on the board:

hook line and sinker
Avatar Mon. 12/26/16 11:10pm DaveHill:

Sleeps with the fishes...gold!!!
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:10pm Danne D:

The only kool kale math involves subtracting it
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:11pm MadameLuke:

Swoon!!!!
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:12pm DJ E:

Jimmy, the greatest comedic mind from Kearny NJ.
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:12pm herb.nyc:

@JakeG- Mayb Parquet Courts has counted off like that; one of them is nyu math major
Avatar    Mon. 12/26/16 11:16pm Supermeowy:

It's tricky to know exactly when to speak after being on hold!
Avatar    Mon. 12/26/16 11:16pm Supermeowy:

BRIJET!!!!!!! ANOTHER LADY!!!
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:16pm MadameLuke:

Woo hoo BriJet!!!
Avatar Mon. 12/26/16 11:16pm DaveHill:

Mac and cheese!!!
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:16pm herb.nyc:

Lost caller? Maybe it's an imaginary number!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 12/26/16 11:17pm Ken From Hyde Park:

A band with math in the name. They don't have songs about math. maththeband.bandcamp.com
Avatar    Mon. 12/26/16 11:17pm Supermeowy:

bwahahahaha!!! I love that @herb.nyc !!!
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:17pm Wade:

Love is the secret ingredient!!!
Avatar    Mon. 12/26/16 11:18pm Supermeowy:

Super secret ingredients in that mac and cheese!
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:18pm herb.nyc:

My cat told me this: if kale then Yale.
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:20pm DJ E:

Mushroom Mac & Cheese sounds like something I could get behind
Avatar    Mon. 12/26/16 11:20pm Supermeowy:

You have a cat that talks, @herb.nyc ?? You buried the lead!!
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:20pm herb.nyc:

Google- New Math, song They Walk Among You. I heard this on wnyu early 80s!
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:21pm Moreguinness:

I've seen math the band...they were pretty fun actually
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:21pm JeffHQ:

"You spin me right round"
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:22pm BriJet:

Te Recuerdo Amanda by Victor Jara
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:22pm MadameLuke:

Great call. Voice of a female angel :)
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:22pm Wade:

Mushroom soup is the best!!! Don't knock it til you try it!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 12/26/16 11:22pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Dave, you should play some Matthew Sweet.
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:22pm DJ E:

Also, I've been reading The Broom of the System, which is mostly set in the Cleveland area. Have you ever been to the Great Ohio Desert Dave?
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:23pm BillDolanBDC:

Matthew Sweet Jams
Avatar    Mon. 12/26/16 11:23pm Supermeowy:

Great call @Brijet!!
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:24pm BriJet:

I am gonna make Wade's version of Man n Chz I mean Mac n chz LOL
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:24pm herb.nyc:

Not a slag- BriJet singing reminded me of Margaret Dumont (think Marx Bros)
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:24pm BillDolanBDC:

BRIAN ENOPHILE
Avatar    Mon. 12/26/16 11:24pm Supermeowy:

I pronounced it the same way, @DaveHill !! Didn't realize it was pronounced eeeeno-file.
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:25pm JeffHQ:

Eeeediot. J/k
Avatar Mon. 12/26/16 11:25pm DaveHill:

Strong, Bill Dolan!
Avatar    Mon. 12/26/16 11:26pm Supermeowy:

I'd like some Man 'n Cheese, @brijet .
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 12/26/16 11:26pm JakeGould:

Just give me a normal wine.
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:26pm JimmyfromKearny:

Hey, I know I'm behind the curve but Brijet....beautiful voice...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 12/26/16 11:26pm James on the board:

is the mushroom in with the mac n chz BriJet?
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:26pm Wade:

@BriJet Do it!! Don't listen to these heathens! Use the cream of mushroom! :-)
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:27pm herb.nyc:

Oenophile reminds me of onan, a word I learned via x-wd puzzles. Even my cat didn't know it.
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:27pm JimmyfromKearny:

Can this kid get me a job?
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:27pm BillDolanBDC:

My Mom just woke up and told me the Verrazano Bridge was called the "Guinea Gang Plank" because all the Italians left Brooklyn to move to Staten Island.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 12/26/16 11:28pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Found the winery - www.bashakillvineyards.com
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:28pm Danne D:

Great Call BriJet :)
Avatar    Mon. 12/26/16 11:29pm Supermeowy:

Aaaw yeaaah!!! Time to wake up to scorching jams!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 12/26/16 11:29pm JakeGould:

@BillDolanBDC: I’m going to go to a late night pizza place in Bay Ridge and ask them about that. What could possibly go wrong.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 12/26/16 11:29pm James on the board:

bloomfield ave was called the guinea gulch
Avatar Mon. 12/26/16 11:29pm DaveHill:

Yes, thank you, BriJet!!
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:30pm BillDolanBDC:

BriJets To Brazil
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 12/26/16 11:30pm James on the board:

everything I know about Italians in NJ comes from ex gf's and the sopranos
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 12/26/16 11:31pm JakeGould:

@James: Pretty solid references.
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:31pm moreguinness:

Bill I think I may be he only one o get that one but...sweet work
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:32pm DJ E:

I was really disappointed by the Sopranos. I expected more singing in that show.
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:32pm BillDolanBDC:

Thanks Moreguisness!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 12/26/16 11:33pm JakeGould:

What a dork. www.trendolizer.com...
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:33pm Wade:

Bill, when your mom woke up, was she wearing her bed sheet when she said that?
Avatar Mon. 12/26/16 11:33pm DaveHill:

Thanks for joining me on Boxing Day, everybody. Your hair looks great.
Avatar Mon. 12/26/16 11:33pm thebackdrifter:

haha the ending to that king diamond song was hilarious!
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:33pm BillDolanBDC:

SORRY FOR THE TYPO!!!
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:34pm BillDolanBDC:

Wade, you clearly do not understand old Queens/Brooklyn/NYC
Avatar Mon. 12/26/16 11:34pm LightninBluEyes:

Pretty sure your hair looks better, Dave.
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:36pm Wade:

You'd be correct, Bill.
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:36pm JeffHQ:

Rockin the FUBU
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:36pm moreguinness:

why I love Dave. He can segue from King Diamond to Tribe Flawlessly and it's damn sexy
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:36pm BillDolanBDC:

From what Dave Tweeted early, his hair is non-existent DOWN THERE.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 12/26/16 11:37pm James on the board:

love this karen dalton album!
Avatar Mon. 12/26/16 11:37pm DaveHill:

Thanks, moreguinness!
Avatar Mon. 12/26/16 11:38pm DaveHill:

Yeah, it's a great one, James!
Avatar Mon. 12/26/16 11:38pm DaveHill:

Aw thank you, LightninBluEyes! You got the best hair!
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:39pm JeffHQ:

@Dave: Just curious, when r u back in The City for public appearances?
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:39pm moreguinness:

We need that damn spotify channel...so many great tunes
Avatar Mon. 12/26/16 11:40pm LightninBluEyes:

Aww, as per usual, you're too kind, Dave!
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:42pm DJ E:

the only F-word I want to hear on WFMU is "freeform".
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:44pm BillDolanBDC:

THERE IS INTERNET AT THE LIBRARY!!!!!
Avatar Mon. 12/26/16 11:44pm daveB from before:

just got home from Matilda on Broadway...much like Dave's hair, it was incredible...
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:45pm Danne D:

Ancient Yngliens?
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:46pm BillDolanBDC:

THEY CANNOT TRACK HIM!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 12/26/16 11:46pm James on the board:

my apologies to any callers who got hung up on tonight. hamstrung by Danne D's absence tonight. an oreo sized void in the studio!
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:47pm BillDolanBDC:

James, you ROCKED. Thanks for all you do.
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:47pm JakeGould:

I hear they have the Internet on a stick at the library.
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:48pm BillDolanBDC:

Benign Inch Nails
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 12/26/16 11:48pm James on the board:

thanks Bill!
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:48pm JimmyfromKearny:

Brijet, Victor Jara, he's was tortured and killed by Pinochet's goons in 74...I learned that from the Clash while in Rutgers...
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:48pm Amy:

"Yeah, but isn't it BENIGN?!"
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:48pm BillDolanBDC:

My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:48pm Wade:

@BillDolanBDC for the win!!!
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:49pm BillDolanBDC:

We need the long term YngDave
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:49pm JimmyfromKearny:

Thank you Dave and YngDave!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 12/26/16 11:50pm James on the board:

damn, bill dolan. How do you come up with all these?
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:50pm BillDolanBDC:

Can we get one more Luci bark prior to sign off? Need a night cap.
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:50pm BillDolanBDC:

Macho Sluts royalties will secure him for life
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:51pm devlawn:

"platonic sugar daddy" would be a good title for a book
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:51pm !:

Dave, if you're reading this, I would love for you to be my platonic sugar daddy!
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:52pm BillDolanBDC:

I have tockets with Dave for Platonic Sugar Daddy at Irving Plaza
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:52pm katharsis:

barium shake! yum
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:52pm JimmyfromKearny:

You guys make my heart glad...I almost feel like I have a purpose...
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:53pm BillDolanBDC:

Purpose of an Angel
Avatar Mon. 12/26/16 11:54pm DaveHill:

You are one the greats, Jimmy!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 12/26/16 11:54pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Thanks for taking 2016 out on a high note, Dave. See you in the new year, gang.
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:55pm BillDolanBDC:

IS THIS HOW WE ARE ENDING THE SHOW?????
Avatar Mon. 12/26/16 11:55pm daveB from before:

there's no magic like Yng & Dave magic
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:56pm Supermeowy:

LET IT BE KNOWN I RESTRAINED MYSELF!! I COULD HAVE SENT HIM KALE SOCKS!!
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:56pm JeffHQ:

Love all serve all. Night!
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:56pm BillDolanBDC:

What did you say Katharsis? Sorry. I was CRANKING Alabama Barium Shakes. Thank you.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 12/26/16 11:56pm James on the board:

gnite everybody!!
Avatar Mon. 12/26/16 11:57pm LightninBluEyes:

Good-night, everyone
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:57pm moreguinness:

james you are a rock
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:57pm BriJet:

I sometimes use Startpage but usually it's too frustrating
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:57pm BillDolanBDC:

Nighty.
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:57pm BriJet:

nite James!
Avatar Mon. 12/26/16 11:57pm daveB from before:

goodnight...look forward to catching up via the archives this week
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:57pm Danne D:

Night everyone :)
See you next year
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:58pm BriJet:

nite Danne!
Avatar Mon. 12/26/16 11:58pm Dennis D:

Have a good week all. Thanks for debuting my new track Dave!
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:58pm BriJet:

nite all!
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:58pm BillDolanBDC:

Can't wait for Dave to discover the Luci LOAF
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:58pm Supermeowy:

good job James and Dave and Dave's nephews!
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:58pm Wade:

Night All
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:58pm BriJet:

<3
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:58pm devlawn:

see you next year.
  Mon. 12/26/16 11:59pm JimmyfromKearny:

Night Brijet
  Tue. 12/27/16 12:00am JimmyfromKearny:

Night everybody!
  Tue. 12/27/16 12:00am moreguinness:

night kids...hugs
Avatar Tue. 12/27/16 12:00am thebackdrifter:

THANKS AND GOODNIGHT!
Avatar Tue. 12/27/16 12:01am DaveHill:

Thanks for listening, everybody! You are magic!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Tue. 12/27/16 12:02am Ken From Hyde Park:

Congrats to the Cleveland Browns...they won on Sunday!
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