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Options March 16, 2016: Seven Second Delay Week Two with the Wheel of Fate! Pledge Now!

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Four sample pages from Ken & Andy's Bucket List, the graphic novel that will be yours for a pledge of $75 or more.


Every $500 we raise tonight will make Andy spin the wheel of fate. Each of the 24 spots on the wheel will force Andy to donate more of his riches to WFMU. One of the spots on the wheel is $5000! Make Andy spin that wheel!

How pathetic is it that Andy only has donation amounts on the Wheel of Fate tonight? Last year he refused to do the Wheel of Fate at all (remember that superglue debacle?) and this year, no stunts!

Man, does this make me mad. Everybody loved the stunts. Radio is Stunts!

He gets all whiney and says "I'm 60 now." Jesus. Then he should do freakin' 60-year-old man stunts, like pushing a bedpan around the floor with his nose.

I want to make him pay for this. We have to get him to spin the wheel 15-20 times so that there is some chance that he will land on $5000. That will make him flee back to the safety of waterboarding and peanut butter underwear, believe you me. He is so freakin' cheap for a person of his wealth, that if we get the wheel to land on Five Grand, he'll have his nose to the bedpan in no time flat.

Help Us Walk on Water. Pledge Here or Call 800-989-9368 and make Andy spin the wheel.

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Listener comments!

Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/16/16 6:04pm PMD:

Make him pay... (How much did he pay last week?)
  Wed. 3/16/16 6:05pm John Q. Public:

I soaked Andy with a mouse last week (at least I thought I did) and all I got in return was a 40 minute long rape joke.

This better be good.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/16/16 6:05pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Video here: www.ustream.tv...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/16/16 6:07pm Marcel M:

Haha... wow I was watching this like... same jokes as last week?! Thanks Ken
  Wed. 3/16/16 6:07pm I'M A FEMINIST TOO:

FREE TAMPONS FOR ALL LADIES

IT'S ONLY RIGHT AND NATURAL
     Wed. 3/16/16 6:08pm Listener Robert:

Ken seems to have stuck Andy with the trick mic that he'll sound buzzy on until he increases his mouth distance from it.
Avatar Wed. 3/16/16 6:08pm TehBadDr:

Bring on the wheel of soak!
     Wed. 3/16/16 6:09pm Listener Robert:

No, I see Ken's using the trick mic, but Andy STILL sounds distorted.
  Wed. 3/16/16 6:09pm P-90:

"Graduated Tampon Tax": the first time those three words have ever been strung together in that order, anywhere
Avatar Wed. 3/16/16 6:10pm Listener Julian:

Andy is truly terrible.
  Wed. 3/16/16 6:12pm GO TO HELL:

http://www.teenageneighbor.com/videojerks/adultswim/kenandandy2.jpg
Avatar Wed. 3/16/16 6:15pm Listener Julian:

I would like to know if Ken was actually able to successfully give Andy a dressing down for last week, like, behind the scenes in his office.
Avatar Wed. 3/16/16 6:16pm Listener Julian:

Or if he just joked and japed his way out of it like he does on the air.
  Wed. 3/16/16 6:16pm P-90:

Grand prize idea: win a chance to roll in the marathon cash with Ken
  Wed. 3/16/16 6:17pm Fredericks:

How much was the soaking for last week? I may have to donate again.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/16/16 6:17pm PMD:

Where is the live video? I only have the recording of last week which I really don't want to see again.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/16/16 6:18pm Marcel M:

Here: www.ustream.tv...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/16/16 6:18pm Cliff:

Was it really that bad last week? After the soaking and once they started talking about the premium I was like, I don't want to hear about bear-rape and turned it off...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/16/16 6:18pm Caryn:

"Rise up, chicks!" Oh dear...
  Wed. 3/16/16 6:19pm Richard:

If my math is correct, 16 spins give Andy a better than 50% chance of hitting the $5000 jackpot
  Wed. 3/16/16 6:19pm Fredericks:

PMD, check last week's video, see how much the soaking was.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/16/16 6:20pm Marcel M:

Ken you gotta rig this wheel better!!
Avatar Wed. 3/16/16 6:20pm Listener Julian:

"Chicks live a long time!"
  Wed. 3/16/16 6:20pm Richard:

By the way, do Andy's contributions from the spins count towards the $500 a spin total?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/16/16 6:20pm Marcel M:

I thought last week was highhhhstyrical personally.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/16/16 6:20pm Cliff:

I'll bet Andy secretly rigged the Wheel of Fate.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/16/16 6:20pm PMD:

@Fredericks - no way - don't want to view it!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/16/16 6:21pm cory:

gee, richard that's a great idea!
  Wed. 3/16/16 6:21pm Fredericks:

Alright!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/16/16 6:21pm Murakami Whywolf:

I blame Trump: the prospect of that toxic asshole's becoming incredibly powerful, as I believe he will, has made me less tolerant of acting the asshole in (attempted) fun.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/16/16 6:22pm Marcel M:

Kind of sad Trump ruined that for you, Whywolf..
Avatar Wed. 3/16/16 6:23pm Listener Julian:

An old man throwing up! This is driveway radio.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/16/16 6:24pm Carmichael:

This video on the homepage is not live, right?
  Wed. 3/16/16 6:24pm Fredericks:

Gutter Radio, Julian.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/16/16 6:24pm Marcel M:

Try this, Carmichael: www.ustream.tv...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/16/16 6:24pm Cliff:

Carmichael: the link to the live one is posted above in the comments
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/16/16 6:26pm Carmichael:

Got it, thanks. Now I have to figure out how to comment and watch at the same time.
     Wed. 3/16/16 6:26pm Listener Robert:

I took it that the whole comic book thing was conceived mos. ago as a way to set up the bear scene last Wed.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/16/16 6:27pm PMD:

@Carmichael - different browsers and reduce the window.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/16/16 6:30pm Marcel M:

Hhahaha... everyone read the 1 first like nooo.. then... YESS!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/16/16 6:31pm Murakami Whywolf:

I think with 16 spins on a fair wheel, the odds against Breckman's getting soaked for $5K drop to about 50%.
     Wed. 3/16/16 6:32pm Listener Robert:

Counting it that way would be really mean. Are you sure it's $1,000 rather than "grande" in Breckmanics, or whatever he calls that Andy-talk?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/16/16 6:32pm Caryn:

Hah, Ken trying the increment thing on Andy!
Avatar Wed. 3/16/16 6:32pm Listener Julian:

Pretty excited for the throw-up!
Avatar Wed. 3/16/16 6:32pm Listener Julian:

All those tuna fish sandwiches just tumblin' out!
     Wed. 3/16/16 6:33pm Listener Robert:

I mean counting the $1000 as both input & output to the soak-Andy function would be mean, besides the recursion problem.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/16/16 6:34pm Marcel M:

hahahahha
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/16/16 6:35pm cory:

how close is andy to buying that new final transformer
Avatar    Wed. 3/16/16 6:36pm Video Booth:

Live video is now in the playlist page
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/16/16 6:36pm Caryn:

@cory: Well, a transformer is about 4 grand, so more than halfway in.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/16/16 6:36pm Marcel M:

I think he's at least 2/3rds there, Cory
  Wed. 3/16/16 6:37pm Richard:

Hey, he missed the 1 Grand spot this time....
     Wed. 3/16/16 6:38pm Listener Robert:

Are you kidding? Permanent Twister was great! And it gave a chance for the supplier of the solvent to get you free a plug.
     Wed. 3/16/16 6:40pm Listener Robert:

It's not just a transformer, folks. If it were, Ken could wind it in his basement. It's the tube from the final output stage.
     Wed. 3/16/16 6:41pm Listener Robert:

Probably water cooling apparatus for same, too.
  Wed. 3/16/16 6:42pm Richard:

Maybe Andy's $$$ will fix the water damage Ken showed in the video?
     Wed. 3/16/16 6:45pm Listener Robert:

I just remembered the name of his language: Esperandy.
Avatar Wed. 3/16/16 6:46pm Listener Julian:

Wow. Is this the first time Andy's made a molestation joke about his own kids?
  Wed. 3/16/16 6:47pm P-90:

Can't be
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/16/16 6:54pm PMD:

@Listener Julian - of course it's not the first time
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/16/16 6:57pm Marcel M:

Oh a 5,000 right at the end would be perfect!
  Wed. 3/16/16 6:58pm Richard:

A "Ken Pays $50" would be cool, too!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/16/16 7:01pm Bas NL:

Good fun! Very sporty of Andy BTW.
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