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Options February 12, 2016: Grocery Store Stories

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Avatar 6:01pm Frangry:

Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:01pm Just Ted:

Hello Radio DJ SUPERSTARS, Hello everyone else.
  6:02pm kevlicki:

Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:02pm Cliff:

Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:02pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Avatar 6:02pm glenn:

let's set frangry up with lyle.
  6:02pm robyn:

I feel like I'm rehearsing this song with the band.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:02pm Just Ted:

Frangry: Born Ready.
Avatar 6:03pm MisterJohnny:

I'm always ready, too!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:03pm Cliff:

Oh man, I'm so looking forward to Billy Jam's SUW remix show following this!
Avatar 6:03pm Slick Goldtooth:

Howdy friends, I dearly missed banter on this comments section
Avatar 6:03pm MisterJohnny:

Is Caroline in the studio??? I LOVE her!!!
Avatar 6:03pm dale:

tell the bands to shut up. it's weirdo time.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:04pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Michele - www.ratethatdj.com...
Frangry - www.ratethatdj.com...
Avatar 6:04pm MisterJohnny:

Can we rate DJ sexiness???
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:04pm Cliff:

glenn, Lyle may be a little out of her age range
  6:04pm mb:

I get great song ideas by putting the radio on in the other room so i can barely hear it and riff out. Good results! Screaming Females are droning out.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:04pm Just Ted:

Michele should ask Frangy how the air is DOWN there on the Rate the DJ list.
Avatar 6:05pm MisterJohnny:

Breaking News: Prisoner Escape from Otisville!!!
  6:05pm kevlicki:

Incarcerated weirdos. Wow
  6:05pm robyn:

Where everyone is a prisoner
Avatar 6:06pm MisterJohnny:

It's shocking that a guy with a father named "Rooster" would wind up in prison...super weird...
Avatar 6:06pm dale:

otisville is a medium security federal prison, so maybe he was put away on securities fraud and when he gets out he'll dig up the buried money and take the ladies on a road trip.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:06pm Cliff:

Frangry, are you into 80-something sugar-daddies with lots of band touring stories to tell?
Avatar 6:07pm MisterJohnny:

Do they make the prisoners in Otisville listen to WFMU as a punishment??? Is that Cruel and Unusual???
  6:07pm BennettCap:

Would a kernel corn beaded necklace repel Michele like garlic to a vampire?
  6:07pm robyn:

There are always dogs in the grocery store out here in SF. It's something to roll by a pit bull slobbering at you in front of the egg section.
  6:07pm kevlicki:

It's like we're all imprisoned every Friday 6-7pm, by the voices of two drunk sounding teenagers, the wit of Robyn and the most of the time terrible stories from male callers and intrigue of the occasional good one.
Avatar 6:07pm MisterJohnny:

Does Michele eat candy corn???
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:07pm Cliff:

(Actually, I don't know Lyle's financial status, maybe he's on SS and his stories are all he has)
Avatar 6:08pm glenn:

for once i agree with frangry. you're no allergic.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:08pm Just Ted:

Michele observes lifetime kitniyot.
  6:08pm Black Snake Moan:

Avatar 6:08pm MisterJohnny:

Eating corn took away Michele's underwater breathing powers...SAD...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:09pm Cliff:

Can this wardrobe situation be true now?
  6:09pm gw:

Did you guys get my xmas card or what?
Avatar 6:09pm MisterJohnny:

Frangy & Michele should be called TEAM T&A!!!
Avatar 6:09pm Slick Goldtooth:

Pretty lame, but I was picking up eggs from a 24 hr store around 3am and encountered some sort of flash mob/organized dealy of 10 or so people looking like they were coming from a Lebowski party/fest who were reenacting the milk aisle scene
  6:09pm robyn:

@kevlicki staring out the window, screaming for Joy
Avatar 6:10pm dale:

"Today vocational training is offered in small engine repair, horticulture, building maintenance, and masonry.

One of the more unique programs at this facility is the puppies behind bars program, which allows inmates to work training dogs. Inmates can earn a GED while incarcerated and private funding has made it possible for inmates to take college courses through John Jay College. Additional programs offer inmates substance and alcohol abuse treatment, and life/problem solving skills can be obtained through the Compadre Helper Program."

sounds like those otisville inmates have it pretty sweet. puppies and a buddy program. i would have to PAY for a puppy
  6:10pm Hot Bar:

Fireball sucks!
Avatar 6:10pm MisterJohnny:

Does Michele eat corn in other forms - like corn chips???
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:11pm Just Ted:

I feel Michele's pain, i'm allergic to peas in split form.
Avatar 6:12pm MisterJohnny:

If the weirdo buster out of Otisville, would Frangry & Michele hide him in the Radio Station???
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:12pm Ken From Hyde Park:

These guys have Otisville ranked in the top 10 cushiest prisons in the country. www.forbes.com...
  6:13pm yoryo:

Ηello girls and boys from Athens. I caint call so heres the message. I ve got an old school grocery anecdote from Istanbul. It goes like: The grocery seller with no business weighs his balls
Avatar 6:13pm MisterJohnny:

Orange is the New Weird.
  6:13pm robyn:

When I was 6 years old, I accidentally toppled a grocery cart holding my 2 year old brother (with apparent hulk-like strength?) and they had to call an ambulance. It was scary. He's fine.. I guess. I am not a murderer.
Avatar 6:15pm MisterJohnny:

Was it a Rock Lobster???
  6:15pm robyn:

My brother worked in a grocery store for a long time. His manager was an avid hunter who liked to release wild boar into gated communities.
  6:15pm thekid:

i have the same kind of allergy to mayonnaise
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:15pm Just Ted:

Not grocery store (department), but as a child, I would "fix" the batteries, so that each hook had the same amount of packs. Early sign something wasn't right with me.
Avatar 6:16pm MisterJohnny:

They rape very gently in Otisville...
Avatar 6:16pm dale:

nice, ken from hp - madoff wanted to go there. "the prison boasts kosher food and regular access to a rabbi." plus, his wife could show up to rock the trailer.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:17pm Cliff:

I can make myself disappear
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:17pm Just Ted:

My allergy is for real. Love peas, but a split peas, and I leave the room immediately.
Avatar 6:17pm MisterJohnny:

Just because you believe it, Michele, doesn't make it true either...get a fucking grip on yourself, girl...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:18pm Just Ted:

Now that I think of it, maybe its related to the battery thing.
Avatar 6:18pm glenn:

next week's topic: would you rather drown, or have your parachute fail?
  6:18pm kevlicki:

@frangry, Laurel and I were breathing 70ft under water just today! Scuba diving in Belize buddy!
Avatar 6:18pm MisterJohnny:

Nobody misses Zima...it's garbage...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:19pm Just Ted:

Of course he didn't care, it was ZIMA!
  6:19pm robyn:

@dale which is hotter - hotel sex or conjugal trailer sex?
Avatar 6:19pm Slick Goldtooth:

Used to work in a meat department, I used to cook cinnabuns from the bakery on those plastic wrapper heater

Also my friend went to Japan and I told her to bring back plenty of Zima
Avatar 6:20pm MisterJohnny:

New Topic: What would you steal from the Supermarket...

Avatar 6:20pm MisterJohnny:

Michele is the BLACK UNICORN!!!
  6:20pm robyn:

Michele, you would like my brother. He was a meat man in our grocery store. Vegan the entire time.
  6:20pm Black Snake Moan:

FRANGRY - Have you finally had HOTEL SEX yet?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:20pm Cliff:

I say Groshery
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:21pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Gross, sorry stories. That's par for the course here.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:21pm Just Ted:

Michele is the Black Crow, picking at the eyes of the black swan, and telling the white swan. "you're next."
Avatar 6:21pm dale:

it's 'pressering me' - not preshuring me....
  6:22pm robyn:

Most of his stories from that period pertain to either his coworker with cat eye contacts, middle-aged women hitting on him, or the fact that lobsters scream
Avatar 6:22pm Swan_Gone:

I say groshery but I'm from the midwest so i don't say anything right.
Avatar 6:22pm MisterJohnny:

Frangry is Hotel Sexing with Mike Rowe this weekend...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:22pm Cliff:

I'm trying to call in so I can say "groshery" on the air
Avatar 6:22pm MisterJohnny:

Avatar 6:22pm MisterJohnny:

  6:23pm Black Snake Moan:

Only 22 minutes in for the 1st Caroline mention..........
Avatar 6:23pm dale:

i've never had trailer sex robyn. tent sex, but no trailer sex.
Avatar 6:23pm Jeff:

Yeah, "groshery" is the normal way to pronounce it.

Unless you're a space alien trying to guess how humans speak by reading the letters in words.
  6:23pm kppk:

I say groshury too . . .
Or sometimes groshree
  6:24pm yoryo:

The cucumber is dead find a field
  6:24pm robyn:

@dale tent sex sounds terrible
Avatar 6:24pm glenn:

worst. dream. whip. story. ever.
  6:24pm robyn:

Big ups for whip-its
Avatar 6:24pm MisterJohnny:

They should play Devo's "Whip It"
Avatar 6:25pm MisterJohnny:

Caroline loves whippits
Avatar 6:25pm glenn:

trailer sex is great, as long as her husband doesn't come home half way through.
  6:25pm kevlicki:

@michele-woh woh woh woh woh woh woh
Avatar 6:25pm dale:

it is. you can't get up to go to the bathroom to clean up.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:25pm Just Ted:

Hmm, 1 hr of downing vodka, followed by whip-its. Sounds interesting.
Avatar 6:26pm quinn:

I worked at a Genuardi's checkout line in high school, and one time an older gentleman bought eleven boxes of Summer's Eve douche and a bottle of ketchup.
Avatar 6:26pm quinn:

Also pretty much everyone says grosh-ries
Avatar 6:27pm Slick Goldtooth:

Tent sex sucks when people don't take their shoes off and kick in dirt and gravel in the tent.
  6:27pm robyn:

Lol @quinn
Avatar 6:28pm MisterJohnny:

Nobody says "Sundries" anymore...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:28pm Just Ted:

I didn't think Frangry was like Jillian, but then I saw Jillian on some non exercise show and thought, separated at birth.
Avatar 6:29pm MisterJohnny:

We need to get Jillian and Caroline to tickle Frangry to death...or until she pukes...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:30pm Fuzzy:

Summer's Eve makes me feel fine..
Avatar 6:30pm MisterJohnny:

Does Frangry choose the line with the hottest checkout dude???
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:30pm Just Ted:

Frangry puking on Jillian would be a GREAT marathon stunt.
Avatar 6:31pm MisterJohnny:

Thanks Michele!!!
  6:32pm Black Snake Moan:

MICHELE - Does Caroline look like FRANGRY?
Avatar 6:32pm MisterJohnny:

Does Jillian's wife look like Michele???
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:33pm Just Ted:

@Mister Johnny No. she's sort of plain.
Avatar 6:33pm MisterJohnny:

I'm tired of these old bags getting away with murder!!!
Avatar 6:34pm MisterJohnny:

Can Jillian's wife breathe underwater??? Is she allergic to kernel corn???
Avatar 6:34pm Slick Goldtooth:

A girl I dated for a short while had a grandma who'd purposely pretend she's demented so she could get away with cutting lines. The girl would intervene and be like "oh I'm so sorry she's got Alzheimer's" and people would feel bad and let them through.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:35pm Just Ted:

I like old people, but sometimes you need to punk them down.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:35pm Cliff:

Yay, I feel special now that Frangry hung up on me. (And that was my first time calling in to the show ever!)
  6:36pm robyn:

@slick goldtooth that's hilarious. Good for her!
Avatar 6:36pm dale:

cliff - you are officially annointed
  6:36pm robyn:

This is like the most jersey story ever
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:37pm Cliff:

Thank you dale
Avatar 6:37pm MisterJohnny:

Frangry will make out with most dudes for peppermint schnapps...it helps if you look like Mike Rowe...
  6:37pm Paul:

the Piggly Wiggly parking lot across the street from my high school is where all the school fights happened
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:37pm chris:

the important thing is that you called in, cliff. nice job.
Avatar 6:37pm MisterJohnny:

  6:37pm chalmers:

Be nice to Abe, it's his birthday today.
Avatar 6:37pm quinn:

Once I rode a giant tricycle through a Walmart in New Mexico at 4am. This is not Quinn though.
  6:38pm robyn:

Schnapp 'im up girl
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:38pm Cliff:

Yeah, especially cuz I'm hard of hearing and get nervous talking on the phone. Thanks chris!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:38pm chris:

marathon stunts!
  6:38pm Just Ted:

but that was a slow speed chase...
Avatar 6:38pm MisterJohnny:

Suggested Topic:

Who is the sexiest and least sexy person involved in the OJ Simpson Case???
  6:38pm robyn:

The Lil' Kim and Bjork show
Avatar 6:39pm Slick Goldtooth:

Molotov cocktail/petrol bomb
  6:39pm wheatdog:

It's a Molotov cocktail
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:39pm chris:

malatov cocktail
  6:39pm Black Snake Moan:

Mollatov cocktail
  6:39pm mikeeee:

molotov coctail
  6:39pm Paul:

molotov cocktail
  6:39pm kevlicki:

Thanks Kris, fucking amateurs
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:39pm Just Ted:

I already did the running through the forest with a flame thrower thing.
In GTA IV. But I was wearing my colors.
Avatar 6:39pm MisterJohnny:

I could see Frangry having a threesome with OJ Simpson and Mark Fuhrman...hot...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:40pm Just Ted:

  6:40pm robyn:

Doesn't WFMU accept donated cars for this very reason?
Avatar 6:40pm glenn:

hoist with your own molotov cocktail.
  6:41pm Hot Bar:

Mazeltov cocktail. Like a malatov cocktail that burns for 8 days
  6:41pm franny:

I'm looking forward to this playlisssssst. This is some good choons.
  6:41pm wheatdog:

We can hear you googling Molotov cocktail..!?
Avatar 6:41pm MisterJohnny:

mazel tov cocktail is filled with Manischewitz wine!!!

oh veh!!!
Avatar 6:41pm dale:

i think the ladies have a recessive gene for pronunciation.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:41pm Just Ted:

If it was Frangry, it would definitely be Mozeltof.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:41pm chris:

a mazel tov cocktail is the adult drink at a bar/bat mitzva
Avatar 6:41pm MisterJohnny:

@Hot Bar very funny!!!
  6:41pm robyn:

Ironically, Molotov cocktails are often used as weapons in Israel
Avatar 6:42pm Slick Goldtooth:

Mazel tov cocktails should be composed with Manschewitz and jaegermeister
  6:42pm Francine's brother:

I love my sister!!!!!!
  6:42pm Hot Bar:

ty MJ
Avatar 6:42pm Jeff:

"Herpes ... studio microphone"
  6:42pm kevlicki:

Is that really @frangrys brother?!
Avatar 6:43pm MisterJohnny:

Have a good one - Mazel Tov!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:44pm Just Ted:

There was a Molotov incident on last weeks episode of Shameless
Avatar 6:44pm MisterJohnny:

Has Frangry of Michele ever picked someone up at the Grocery Store???
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:45pm Cliff:

Somebody should look up the news articles about people cooking up meth in the back of a Walmart (this has happened multiple times)
Avatar 6:45pm glenn:

lubbock on everything.
  6:45pm robyn:

I'm hoping this story goes down in an H.E.B
Avatar 6:46pm MisterJohnny:

Frangry & Michele - would you please do some sexy talk for all your fans behind bars???

They could really use your help, you know???
  6:46pm chalmers:

Turns out, he WAS the father!!!
  6:46pm Francine's brother:

@Kevlicki - I have to officially say no......
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:46pm Just Ted:

Yeah, yeah... uh yeah.
  6:46pm robyn:

I'm impressed. This guy is living the grocery store sex dream Whole Foods sold us.
Avatar 6:47pm MisterJohnny:

It think it was a Trader Joe's...
Avatar 6:47pm Billy Jam:

hi Weirdos
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:47pm Cliff:

And I had absolutely no groshery story to tell at all, I was just going to keep haranguing Frangry about the pronunciation of "grocery" until she hung up on me. Mission Fucking Accomplished
  6:48pm jt:

you know a grocery store is expensive when things cost more than Whole foods
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:48pm chris:

hi, Billy Jam
Avatar 6:48pm MisterJohnny:

Frangry has had her heart broken lots of times...like Evel Knievel...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:48pm Cliff:

Hi Billy Jam, looking forward to your remix show tonight!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:48pm Just Ted:

Is this guy on Coke now??
Avatar 6:48pm Slick Goldtooth:


The whole foods with wine and beer tasting section can be as depraved as a Applebee's bar
  6:49pm Black Snake Moan:

Frangry or Michele - Have you ever had GROCERY STORE SEX?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:49pm Just Ted:

Cause he sounds like he's scoring coke while telling this story.
Avatar 6:50pm MisterJohnny:

Would Liquor Store Stories be a better topic for the SUW fanbase???
  6:51pm robyn:

@MisterJohnny yeah but I think Whole Foods was the origin of that dream. TJ's is a low-rent Whole Foods. Both ships of fools
Avatar 6:51pm MisterJohnny:

Whole Foods is gonna have tattoo artists in the store...that's weird...
  6:52pm kevlicki:

@robyn I used to live in Austin for winters and 15 years ago the critical mass bike rides used to ride thru the whole foods. Was some of my favorite times riding a bicycle
  6:52pm robyn:

@Slick Goldtooth oh shit I'm sure you're right. I try to avoid such stores on weekend evenings, there's a wild look in people's eyes..
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:53pm Just Ted:

I would call but grocery stores are pretty uneventful for me. Except for the fantasy of killing the guy with too many items in front of me.
Avatar 6:53pm MisterJohnny:

Is Frangy drunk enough for the radio tonight???
  6:53pm kevlicki:

@billy jam, welcome!
Avatar 6:54pm MisterJohnny:

Ernest Gets Stabbed in the Face was the sequel to Ernest Goes to Camp...
  6:54pm robyn:

@kevlicki The Austin WF is a landmark on its own. I wish I had skated there when I lived there.. Also didn't know you lived in Austin!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:54pm Just Ted:

Its like what James Bond did in Quantum of Solace.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:54pm Cliff:

LOL Frangry's never seen or heard of parkour
Avatar 6:55pm MisterJohnny:

It's spelled mazel tov, you dummy...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:55pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Thanks for not having a predictable Valentine's story show tonight. By the way, what are you doing for Valentine's?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:55pm Cliff:

Michele, teach Frangry parkour
  6:56pm kevlicki:

@robyn yup, in my nomadic punk days. You ever hear of the Entropy House or the Allen st warehouse? Spent plenty of time there
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:56pm Fuzzy:

Parkour is hard core
  6:56pm robyn:

Frangry IS parkour
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:56pm Just Ted:

Parkour running fast through obstacles in an urban setting.
Avatar 6:56pm MisterJohnny:

You have to yell "PARKOUR"

Avatar 6:57pm MisterJohnny:

Did breathing underwater give Michele brain damage???
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:57pm Baumer!:

Thanks for the shoutout? That was weird.
Avatar 6:57pm Slick Goldtooth:

@robyn want even more misery, last time I was at a TJ and WG, multiple older women kept trying to make conversation about the incorrect weight/rip off scandal over certain items at WF
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:57pm Ken From Hyde Park:

My story: In college, my friends reenacted the scene from Animal House where they were throwing items at Flounder. The guys threw stuff at me and I tried to catch stuff and not let it fall.
Avatar 6:57pm Frangry:

  6:57pm P-90:

wait, I bet there's some FORM of Parkour that the ladies could do for a marathon stunt...
  6:58pm robyn:

@kevlicki sadly, no. I'll look into it
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:58pm Fuzzy:

MisterJohnny is not a golfer, obviously.
  6:58pm kevlicki:

Tell Scott Williams I'll bring the whippets for marathon
  6:58pm Black Snake Moan:

Bye ladies.......
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:58pm Cliff:

  6:59pm kevlicki:

XLXO weirdos
  7:02pm kevlicki:

  7:03pm kevlicki:

This will provide endless entertainment. Thanks Billy jam
  8:21pm Dr. Chris B.:

I love that Michelle thinks you shout "Parkour!" when you walk interestingly up and across walls. Genius!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:40pm BADBRAIN:

Billy Jam that was great....
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:41pm BADBRAIN:

Billy Jam that was great!
  8:55pm Hunter:

5 star rating on www.rapethatdj.com
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