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Three unstoppable hours of Dave playing face-melting hot rock jams, talking with extremely important guests, answering the telephone, and trying to figure out what all those knobs and buttons are for. A sincere effort to get the original members of Dokken back on speaking terms will also be made whenever possible.

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Options July 20, 2015: It's a hot, hot July night as Dave welcomes veterinarian Derek Gadino and actor Steven Levine (Better Call Saul) for important talk and snacks. Danne D works the phones within reason.

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Artist Track Album Approx. start time
Angel Witch  Angel Witch   Options Angel Witch  0:00:00 ()
Dave talks and whatnot      0:02:57 ()
The Stooges  Gimme Danger   Options Raw Power  0:17:12 ()
Lou Rawls  Lady Love (Live)   Options   0:20:41 ()
Roky Erickson  If You Have Ghosts   Options The Evil One  0:27:03 ()
Wire  Ex Lion Tamer   Options   0:32:24 ()
The Melvins  Gluey Porch Treatments   Options   0:32:49 ()
Erotic Short Story!      0:36:54 ()
Dave takes calls. It's incredible.      1:09:28 ()
Public Enemy  Party for Your Right to Fight   Options It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back  1:09:53 ()
The Faces  Bad N Ruin   Options   1:11:58 ()
Superjoint Ritual  Antifaith   Options   1:21:52 ()
Sabbath Assembly  The Power That Is Love   Options Restored to One  1:24:02 ()
Slade  My Friend Stan   Options   1:25:52 ()

Listener comments!

Avatar    Mon. 7/20/15 9:00pm Danne D:

YES! ANGEL WITCH!
Avatar    Mon. 7/20/15 9:01pm Danne D:

Hi everybody :)
Avatar Mon. 7/20/15 9:01pm DaveHill:

Bonjour!
  Mon. 7/20/15 9:01pm Crumb:

hi danne!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 9:01pm JakeGould:

Hey!
Avatar Mon. 7/20/15 9:01pm Monstrositor:

What up, Hillhounds?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 7/20/15 9:01pm pacific standard simon:

Angel witch? That's so confusing.
  Mon. 7/20/15 9:01pm goodgollymissmollie:

Hello friends
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 9:01pm fleep:

Greetings!
  Mon. 7/20/15 9:02pm JeffHQ:

Superjoie Ritual.
Avatar    Mon. 7/20/15 9:02pm Danne D:

Hi Crumb :)
  Mon. 7/20/15 9:02pm ?:

Hot theme song
Avatar Mon. 7/20/15 9:03pm DaveHill:

Angel Witch!!!
Avatar    Mon. 7/20/15 9:03pm Danne D:

Mollie :)
Avatar    Mon. 7/20/15 9:04pm Danne D:

Need a water, Dave?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 9:05pm Matt from Springfield:

The reverb is NOT within reason!!!

Hi there Dave, Danne and Hillraisers! :)
  Mon. 7/20/15 9:05pm Rickwaukee:

of course Dave's cough button has to work differently than everyone else's
Avatar    Mon. 7/20/15 9:05pm SeanG:

cockfosters
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 7/20/15 9:06pm pacific standard simon:

Home of the hipsters.
Avatar Mon. 7/20/15 9:06pm Monstrositor:

In Jersey City, a stranger is just an assailant who hasn't assaulted you yet.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 9:06pm Matt from Springfield:

*cough*fosters, at this reverb rate.
Avatar    Mon. 7/20/15 9:06pm Danne D:

Don't waste Dave and Dylan's time asking how to spank your monkey, though, please.
Avatar    Mon. 7/20/15 9:07pm Danne D:

201-209-9368
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 7/20/15 9:07pm courtneynoir:

just got home to all of my WFMU swag for the year ..... Boner City
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 7/20/15 9:07pm pacific standard simon:

Or choke your chicken.
Avatar Mon. 7/20/15 9:07pm Monstrositor:

@ DanneD Can they help us with chicken choking or dolphin flogging?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 9:08pm Matt from Springfield:

Metal chat artist, does professional veterinary medicine on the side.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 9:08pm Matt from Springfield:

Merry Swagmas, courtney!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 7/20/15 9:09pm pacific standard simon:

I got my swag last week -- the Goddam Dave Hill t-shirt is SO AWESOME.
Avatar    Mon. 7/20/15 9:09pm Danne D:

Happy Swagmas, Courtney :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 7/20/15 9:09pm courtneynoir:

It's the most wonderful time of the year
Avatar    Mon. 7/20/15 9:10pm Danne D:

I shoulda trademarked swagmas when I first used it :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 7/20/15 9:10pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Got any road trips planned this summer, Dave?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 7/20/15 9:10pm pacific standard simon:

Or outside your window.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 9:11pm Matt from Springfield:

Success has a thousand fathers, Danne... ;)
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 7/20/15 9:11pm dale:

i'm vegan now - no more choking my chicken. or pulling my pork.
  Mon. 7/20/15 9:11pm goodgollymissmollie:

Danne D rocks
Avatar Mon. 7/20/15 9:11pm Monstrositor:

@dale: carrot waxing is still an option
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 9:12pm Matt from Springfield:

@dale !!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 7/20/15 9:12pm pacific standard simon:

Play the jazz backwards, Dave.
  Mon. 7/20/15 9:12pm Rickwaukee:

constant jazz cymbals get to me.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 7/20/15 9:12pm dale:

shaina had a baby and someone is going to jump into the breach? ewwww!
  Mon. 7/20/15 9:13pm 08601:

I have questions about my anaconda.
  Mon. 7/20/15 9:13pm JeffHQ:

Danne is busy retrofitting the Delorean's A/C for maximum cooling on road trips.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 9:13pm Matt from Springfield:

I like This Day In History. I like history in general.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 7/20/15 9:13pm pacific standard simon:

Daikon dusting.
  Mon. 7/20/15 9:14pm herb.nyc:

Steve Levine? sounds like a veteranarian.
  Mon. 7/20/15 9:14pm ?:

romans fucking love marbles
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 7/20/15 9:14pm Philthy woman:

I dig 'today in history' every time Goddamn it- Goddamn DH
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 9:14pm JakeGould:

Rollo? You mean the guy who was friend’s with Lamont on Sanford and Son?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 9:14pm Matt from Springfield:

@JeffHQ: Those cars had terrible electrical systems - no wonder it almost failed on Marty McFly until he punched the dash in anger.
Avatar    Mon. 7/20/15 9:15pm Danne D:

The first fart on the moon took place today 46 years ago.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 7/20/15 9:16pm pacific standard simon:

Very true, Danne.
  Mon. 7/20/15 9:16pm ScottC:

Crime blotter crime blotter....
  Mon. 7/20/15 9:16pm Supermeowy:

Meowy everyone!! hope everyone is having a great night. or early morning.
Avatar    Mon. 7/20/15 9:16pm Danne D:

They don't like to talk about it, but you know it surely happened.
  Mon. 7/20/15 9:16pm JeffHQ:

@Matt: I will not punch the dash, I will not punch the dash, I will not...
Avatar    Mon. 7/20/15 9:16pm Danne D:

Meowy :)
Avatar    Mon. 7/20/15 9:17pm Danne D:

Meowy call in with gato questions - 201-209-9368
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 9:17pm Matt from Springfield:

Hi Meowy!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 7/20/15 9:17pm pacific standard simon:

I'm sure they covered it with Walter Cronkite's voice.
  Mon. 7/20/15 9:18pm Rickwaukee:

yay, maracas
  Mon. 7/20/15 9:18pm Supermeowy:

danne should I call to ask why you have a cookie-induced death wish?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 9:18pm fleep:

One poot for a man, a giant blaaaaat for mankind.
Avatar    Mon. 7/20/15 9:19pm Danne D:

the Oreo Thins were just a thought, Meowy! Just a thought!
Avatar Mon. 7/20/15 9:20pm Chris M.:

let's face it: this mix of Raw Power sounds better than the Iggy mix. plus you can put it on a mixtape with no volume problems.
Avatar Mon. 7/20/15 9:20pm DaveHill:

It's pretty hot, Chris. M.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 9:20pm JakeGould:

@DanneD: I just thought you typed “Oreo Twins.”
Avatar    Mon. 7/20/15 9:21pm Danne D:

@Jake don't give those bastards at Nabisco any more crazy ideas!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 9:21pm JakeGould:

Bowie Mix.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 9:22pm Matt from Springfield:

Winner Take Rawls!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 7/20/15 9:22pm dale:

oh man, lou rawls is like some sweet smooth parfait. or slow sex. while listening - to - lou rawls.
Avatar Mon. 7/20/15 9:22pm DaveHill:

Lou Rawls was/is underrated. Did a heckuva job on "Baywatch Nights" too!
  Mon. 7/20/15 9:22pm jon:

hi dave and fellow denizens of hill
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 9:23pm JakeGould:

@DanneD: Nah, I thought the Oreo Twins were a pair of cute mixed race girls Lamont and Rollo would try to hit on all the time only to be stymied in their efforts by Lamont and Grady. Horrible idea, but it was the 1970s in my horrible mistaken memories.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 7/20/15 9:23pm dale:

"who wants a smooth and easy beer" - what was the commercial this was jingle-ized for?
Avatar Mon. 7/20/15 9:23pm DaveHill:

Hello, jon!
  Mon. 7/20/15 9:23pm Morgan:

@Chris
The thing about the raw power mixes is that Iggy didn't know how to use the recording equipment, so it ended up being just two tracks: the band and the vocals, so there really wasn't much for Bowie to do
  Mon. 7/20/15 9:24pm JeffHQ:

Hello everyone. Did I mention I appreciate you?
  Mon. 7/20/15 9:24pm Morgan:

But still very hot
Avatar Mon. 7/20/15 9:24pm blankemon:

Hi everyone
  Mon. 7/20/15 9:25pm Rickwaukee:

a nice salmon.
  Mon. 7/20/15 9:26pm P-90:

Hello Goddamn Dave and everyone goddamn else!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 9:26pm Matt from Springfield:

We appreciate you back Jeff! Jul 20 is as good a day for Commenter Appreciation Day as any!
Avatar    Mon. 7/20/15 9:26pm Danne D:

Better Call Paw would be a good veterinarian blog name
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 9:26pm Matt from Springfield:

Hi P-90! Get greeted!
Avatar Mon. 7/20/15 9:27pm Monstrositor:

Better Call Rawls would be a guaranteed smash hit
Avatar Mon. 7/20/15 9:27pm Chris M.:

hey Dave Hill: what are you wearing to the sausage party on thursday? i want to make sure we match and i have a feeling i'm going to have to hit up a fancy store.
  Mon. 7/20/15 9:27pm Debbie:

@Danne D - Good name, Better Call Paw!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 7/20/15 9:27pm pacific standard simon:

If you have goats?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 7/20/15 9:27pm courtneynoir:

I don't want my faaaaaaangs too long
Avatar    Mon. 7/20/15 9:28pm Danne D:

@pss everyone should have goats in life
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 9:28pm JakeGould:

Need to get those fangs trimmed.
Avatar Mon. 7/20/15 9:28pm DaveHill:

I gotta skip the sausage party now, Chris M. Some bullshit came up! I'm bummed. I was gonna DJ the fuk outta that thing.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 7/20/15 9:28pm pacific standard simon:

Hamlet had his father's goat.
Avatar Mon. 7/20/15 9:29pm DaveHill:

But I WILL be in Asbury Park Friday!
  Mon. 7/20/15 9:29pm goodgollymissmollie:

Goats are so great
Avatar    Mon. 7/20/15 9:29pm Danne D:

I hope we have a Goddamn Dave Hill meetup sometime soon :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 9:29pm JakeGould:

@DaveHill: Get a pork roll.
  Mon. 7/20/15 9:30pm Debbie:

Hi Dave!
Avatar Mon. 7/20/15 9:30pm dot dot dot. dash dash dash. dot dot dot:

dave, this sexy single, from before, is doing crunches and enjoying your music
Avatar Mon. 7/20/15 9:30pm Chris M.:

oh sorry, i didn't know. thanks for playing all my favorite songs.
  Mon. 7/20/15 9:30pm SeanG:

stay glued to your TV set!
  Mon. 7/20/15 9:31pm Debbie:

Ask the veterinarian if he met Bill Murray in Rockland county.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 7/20/15 9:33pm pacific standard simon:

Go all Lee Scratch Perry on us, Dave!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 9:34pm Matt from Springfield:

Sweet sinsemilla...
  Mon. 7/20/15 9:35pm jon:

all this and a crime blotter too?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 9:35pm fleep:

Let's get blotted.
  Mon. 7/20/15 9:35pm Debbie:

Crime blotter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Avatar Mon. 7/20/15 9:36pm Monstrositor:

It's gettin all kinds of intercoursey in here now
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 7/20/15 9:36pm pacific standard simon:

Meat and Mrs. Jones.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 9:36pm Matt from Springfield:

@Debbie: Erotic Crime Stories!!! WA HOOOOOO!!! :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 9:36pm JakeGould:

@fleep: What about this blotted drunk squirrel? bbc.in...
Avatar    Mon. 7/20/15 9:36pm Danne D:

201-209-9368
I swear I know how to answer the phone!!!
  Mon. 7/20/15 9:36pm P-90:

WHAT?! Dave is finking out on the meetup?
I knew calling it a "sausage party" was gonna chase people away.....but Dave? That's not cool, Man.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 9:37pm Matt from Springfield:

Wow, so many levels to this one...definitely has something.
  Mon. 7/20/15 9:37pm Supermeowy:

Hi Deb! Hi Mollie!! very light female attendance tonight.
Avatar    Mon. 7/20/15 9:37pm Danne D:

and totally won't screw up and drop you're call and stuff
Avatar Mon. 7/20/15 9:37pm Monstrositor:

@P-90, did you ever consider calling it a kale party?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 9:38pm Hola-soymilk:

Hi ^~^
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 7/20/15 9:38pm pacific standard simon:

Hardly? Hardly what?
Avatar Mon. 7/20/15 9:39pm Monstrositor:

Hola's here. Now the party can really get started.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 9:39pm Matt from Springfield:

Hola²!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 9:39pm Īke:

"It was nuts." Oh, I get it! I get it! Because she grabbed his junk and there's nuts there, right?

Bushwick is NEVER beautiful ANY time of year. Bushwick is infinitely fugly.
Avatar Mon. 7/20/15 9:40pm map:

For the vegans there will be an alternative cucumber party
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 9:40pm Hola-soymilk:

Take this guy off air
  Mon. 7/20/15 9:40pm Debbie:

HI there! Yes, but we rock. I'm gotta go for awhile ... back later.
  Mon. 7/20/15 9:41pm P-90:

@Monstro: Dave already ditched us, changing the name won't do any good now. Besides, I had nothing do do with that unfortunate name.
Avatar Mon. 7/20/15 9:41pm Monstrositor:

There's always next time, P-90.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 9:42pm Matt from Springfield:

Bristol Cream, sounds like a British beer.

"Is zat alcohol?" whaddafk! He sounds younger than 20! Or, is just plain high...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 7/20/15 9:42pm pacific standard simon:

@Hola - is this guy like all the strangers who try to talk to you when you go out?
  Mon. 7/20/15 9:42pm ScottC:

Bristol Cream is SHERRY gack...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 9:43pm JakeGould:

“Call back in 20? I don’t see why not?” Pfffttpppp!
Avatar Mon. 7/20/15 9:43pm Monstrositor:

Was Harley high or just a dweeb?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 9:43pm Matt from Springfield:

GACK! :O
  Mon. 7/20/15 9:43pm jon:

make it a harleys. thats so wrong
  Mon. 7/20/15 9:44pm herb.nyc:

dave: "where's my male?"
  Mon. 7/20/15 9:44pm sara:

it really revs you up
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 9:44pm JakeGould:

@Monstrositor: Nah. Just a garden variety Bushwick ponce.
Avatar Mon. 7/20/15 9:44pm dot dot dot. dash dash dash. dot dot dot:

harvey's goddamit
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 9:44pm Hola-soymilk:

Pss, no one talks to me when I'm out, my friends say it's because I look like I'm going to murder someone
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 7/20/15 9:45pm courtneynoir:

pretty sure it's harvey's
  Mon. 7/20/15 9:45pm P-90:

Oh, did Hola come bubbling up from the collective soymilk unconscious? Hiya, Hola?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 9:45pm JakeGould:

@Hola-soymilk: Then stop the murdering.
Avatar Mon. 7/20/15 9:45pm blankemon:

it was only Harley's in an SNL skit in the 70s
  Mon. 7/20/15 9:45pm sara:

didn't david letterman use to start most shows with some sherry or brandy in his mug?
Avatar Mon. 7/20/15 9:45pm Monstrositor:

@Jake - He wishes he was a ponce
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 9:45pm Hola-soymilk:

Hi p90
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 9:45pm Matt from Springfield:

HARVEYS. No apost'
www.wineintro.com...
Avatar    Mon. 7/20/15 9:45pm Danne D:

Hola Hola!
  Mon. 7/20/15 9:46pm ScottC:

It's disgusting either way...give me Brass Monkey any day...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 7/20/15 9:46pm pacific standard simon:

That's what my ex says, too, Hola.
  Mon. 7/20/15 9:46pm goodgollymissmollie:

How can we mail Dave stuff?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 9:46pm Hola-soymilk:

Yeah this show sucks I'm out
Jk jk I love this show so much, this and mcoq make my life
Avatar Mon. 7/20/15 9:46pm Monstrositor:

@hola - You're hanging out with the wrong crowd. I only talk to girls who look homicidal.
  Mon. 7/20/15 9:47pm P-90:

"Harley's Bristol Creme" is so wrong it's fucking brilliant! The Harley Davidson marketing people should jump right on that...
Avatar Mon. 7/20/15 9:47pm ken in denver:

Harvey's Bristol Creme is inextricably linked with my honeymoon in Vancouver.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 9:47pm Matt from Springfield:

@Mollie: It would be an address like:

WFMU
c/o DAVE HILL
PO Box 2011
Jersey City, NJ 07303-2011
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 9:47pm Hola-soymilk:

Monstrositor do u live in a dumb farm town?
  Mon. 7/20/15 9:48pm ScottC:

Cause it's much easier to vomit off of a motorcycle....
Avatar Mon. 7/20/15 9:48pm Fuzzy:

Harvey's!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 9:49pm Matt from Springfield:

@P-90: Harley's Bristol and Cockney Cream. 'as a ring to it!
Avatar Mon. 7/20/15 9:49pm Monstrositor:

Hola: No. Should I? Is that where all the murderbabes are?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 9:49pm Hola-soymilk:

What if I send mail c/o Dave & danne and it's a lone smoreo
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 9:50pm Matt from Springfield:

Is it an American coconut cookie like "macaroons"?
Or is it the small fancy sandwich cookie like French "macarons"?
  Mon. 7/20/15 9:50pm sara:

almond flour with a sandwich filling vs a little mound of coconut
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 7/20/15 9:50pm pacific standard simon:

Macaron is mo' French, and smaller and lighter.
Avatar Mon. 7/20/15 9:50pm dot dot dot. dash dash dash. dot dot dot:

it's downright upright
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 9:50pm Matt from Springfield:

How bout the dude rode on the chick's back into the forest like a horse? Needs improvement.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 9:51pm JakeGould:

I love macaroons. I have a box of them. Macarons are what everyone’s girlfriends in Bushwick make.
  Mon. 7/20/15 9:51pm Travis Love:

That sounds like reverse brokeback mountain
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 9:51pm Hola-soymilk:

Monstrositor no they hang out/live in cool murder places
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 9:51pm fleep:

Longer refractory period between erotic short stories would be helpful thank u.
  Mon. 7/20/15 9:51pm jon:

macaharley
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 9:51pm Matt from Springfield:

@hola: "Smoreo"? Go Onnnnnnn!...
You can mail snack treats, just seal it in a good plastic bag first.
Avatar Mon. 7/20/15 9:52pm dannyhellman:

Macarons are trendy and suck, while a well-made macaroon can be wonderful.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 9:52pm Matt from Springfield:

Would Dave and Danne have to fight for the Smoreo on Air? That's a "smashing" idea!
  Mon. 7/20/15 9:52pm sara:

murder lounge? murder lake?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 7/20/15 9:53pm pacific standard simon:

Macaroons are Jewish; macarons are goyish. Old Lenny Bruce riff.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 9:53pm JakeGould:

I like tacos.
Avatar Mon. 7/20/15 9:53pm Monstrositor:

hola: Half the reason I moved to Austin was to meet murderbabes. Total let down.
  Mon. 7/20/15 9:53pm Supermeowy:

is this guy single????
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 9:53pm Matt from Springfield:

@danny: Pfft! You're an anti-elitist elitist! And that's just as bad as being an elite anti-elitist!!
  Mon. 7/20/15 9:53pm P-90:

If the Harveys people wont let them use "Bristol" cause it's too close to infringement, they can use "Harleys Piston Creme" or something
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 9:53pm JakeGould:

@dannyhellman: Ever try Poppies™ macaroons? Chocolate striped covered. Commonly available. All organic and amazing.
  Mon. 7/20/15 9:54pm JeffHQ:

Busy with crunches.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 9:54pm JakeGould:

Sweaty with squats.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 9:55pm Matt from Springfield:

@PSS: Really? No clue macaroons were Jewish, and that Lenny B riffed on them years ago.

@Sara: Murder Lounge, some kind of really tacky cocktail with middle aged, twice divorced people with bad dye jobs.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 7/20/15 9:55pm pacific standard simon:

Thank you, Conky.
  Mon. 7/20/15 9:55pm JeffHQ:

Caller 10 gets that blotter.
Avatar Mon. 7/20/15 9:55pm Monstrositor:

I think anything south of Crown Fried Chicken is DTJC
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 9:55pm fleep:

Jimmy!
  Mon. 7/20/15 9:55pm goodgollymissmollie:

JIMMY!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 9:56pm JakeGould:

@Matt: Macaroons are basically just baked chunks of sugar soaked coconut.
  Mon. 7/20/15 9:56pm JeffHQ:

Op Ivy Gravy.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 9:56pm Matt from Springfield:

@danny: Actually I've never had a good macaroon, only macarons and only in the past few years. Is there a good "roon" brand to try?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 7/20/15 9:57pm pacific standard simon:

No, Matt, I was riffing on an old Lenny Bruce riff. Jewixh vs. Goyish. But macaroons really are Jewish.
Avatar Mon. 7/20/15 9:57pm dannyhellman:

@JakeGould: I have not tried Poppie's Macaroons, but would be very happy to.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 9:57pm JakeGould:

@Matt: These are great, basic macaroons. www.macaroonking.com
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 9:58pm Matt from Springfield:

@P-90: "Harleys Piston Creme" 'as a good ring too. But what IS it??!

@Jake: Thanks, Jennie's and Poppie's look promising.
Avatar Mon. 7/20/15 9:59pm dannyhellman:

The macaron is the ideal dessert for the fashionista because they're mostly air, and come in a variety of bold colors to accent any ensemble.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 9:59pm Matt from Springfield:

@PSS: A riff ON a riff, now that's meta !
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 9:59pm JakeGould:

@DannyHellman: Here are the Poppies. You can find them in most decent NYC groceries and a few unsavory groceries as well. www.amazon.com...
Avatar Mon. 7/20/15 10:00pm dannyhellman:

Somebody FedEx Jimmy from Kearny some macaroons, for the love of God!
Avatar    Mon. 7/20/15 10:00pm Danne D:

Harvey's Bristol Cream - 2 stars out of 5:
www.wine.com...

14 bucks
  Mon. 7/20/15 10:00pm joe toe:

Beat me too the dick joke
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 7/20/15 10:00pm pacific standard simon:

I'd put on the "safe search" before trying to Google "Harleys Piston Creme".
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:01pm Hola-soymilk:

I'll send him a single smoreo
Avatar Mon. 7/20/15 10:01pm dannyhellman:

@JakeGould: only three Poppie's macaroons left in stock on Amazon? Where's my goddamned debit card?!?
Avatar    Mon. 7/20/15 10:01pm Danne D:

As mentioned earlier on the board Harley's Bristol Cream is from an SNL skit:
snltranscripts.jt.org...
  Mon. 7/20/15 10:01pm ?:

Dave is pretty great at this.
  Mon. 7/20/15 10:02pm P-90:

#paramusgoathumor
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 7/20/15 10:02pm pacific standard simon:

@Matt - Lenny explains Jewish and Goyish:

www.youtube.com...
Avatar    Mon. 7/20/15 10:03pm Danne D:

:( this news about Jimmy is concerning
  Mon. 7/20/15 10:03pm Lolly:

I'm worried about Jimmy. Is he ok?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:03pm Matt from Springfield:

Joe McG is SCARY with his crowbar!
Not by looking fierce with it, but he remains so damn MELLOW while pummeling you with it! :O
Avatar Mon. 7/20/15 10:03pm Monstrositor:

we need to organize a pledge drive for jimmy and his dog
Avatar Mon. 7/20/15 10:04pm Monstrositor:

i'm pretty sure junk's more expensive than chickpeas
  Mon. 7/20/15 10:05pm jon:

somehow they made it work
  Mon. 7/20/15 10:06pm JeffHQ:

Jk livin' brother.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:06pm Hola-soymilk:

Jimmy, you always have a place with me if you ever come here and everything
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:06pm Matt from Springfield:

Good, good, good, good vibrations to Jimmy: believe in yourself, 'cause I believe in you!
Avatar Mon. 7/20/15 10:07pm dannyhellman:

I was getting worried Jimmy would hang up without a song.
Avatar Mon. 7/20/15 10:07pm Monstrositor:

How is it that Jimmy hasn't been signed to a record deal after all these appearances on the GDDHS?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:07pm Hola-soymilk:

Jimmy is honestly one of the kindest people I've "met"
  Mon. 7/20/15 10:07pm BriJet:

Good evenin'!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:08pm Hola-soymilk:

Hi bri
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:08pm Matt from Springfield:

Evenin', BriJ!
Avatar    Mon. 7/20/15 10:08pm Danne D:

Cool PE!
Avatar Mon. 7/20/15 10:09pm DaveHill:

Jimmy rules! Let's send him good vibes, everybody!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:10pm JakeGould:

@Jimmy: Hang in there!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:10pm ĪҠe:

I hope Jimmy doesn't end up selling himself and his dog on Christopher Street. For that matter I'm also "jammed up" professionally a little, so I hope my cat and I don't end up on Christopher next to Jimmy.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:10pm Matt from Springfield:

Party for Your Right to Fight!

Fight the Power, and then send it over toward Jimmy!
Avatar Mon. 7/20/15 10:11pm DaveHill:

Hey Bridget!
  Mon. 7/20/15 10:12pm BriJet:

Hi Dave I brought some mint Newman O's!
Avatar Mon. 7/20/15 10:13pm DaveHill:

Mint Newman O's! I'll be out shortly!!
  Mon. 7/20/15 10:13pm BriJet:

:P
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:13pm Ĩkє:

Actually, since Jimmy is in Kearny, he'd probably go to Newark near the DMV, not Christopher St. Or he'd end up being pimped out by X-Ray Burns.
Avatar Mon. 7/20/15 10:13pm Monstrositor:

and yes, chickpeas are good for dogs: dogcare.dailypuppy.com...
Avatar    Mon. 7/20/15 10:13pm Danne D:

@Ike you mean X.Ray Burns
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:14pm JakeGould:

@DaveHill: Nice “Faces” choice, Dave.
  Mon. 7/20/15 10:15pm sara:

what about dog hummus with peanut butter
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:15pm Matt from Springfield:

First I heard of this track - now, Clicky-Starred!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:15pm Ĩkє:

As an unemployed proofreader, @Danne D., I cannot endorse such a misspelling in a public forum. I'm sure you understand.
Avatar Mon. 7/20/15 10:15pm Monstrositor:

i would not recommend making hummus out of dogs, with or without peanut butter
Avatar Mon. 7/20/15 10:16pm DaveHill:

It's a hot one, Matt from Springfield!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:16pm JakeGould:

@Ike: You live in an immigrant community in Brooklyn, right? A lot of those store signs need proofreading.
  Mon. 7/20/15 10:16pm BriJet:

Hi Hola!
Hi Matt from Springfield!
My brain is on a delay today sooooo hot.
  Mon. 7/20/15 10:17pm jon:

http://www.foodpantries.org/ci/nj-kearny

if you are hungry you cant get your life together. the vicious circle of poverty is no joke
Avatar    Mon. 7/20/15 10:18pm Danne D:

That's how X.Ray spells it :)
Avatar Mon. 7/20/15 10:19pm Patrick ĵ:

@ Monstrositor
Never make humans from dogs either, unless you teach them to be Sayer of the Law.
  Mon. 7/20/15 10:19pm sara:

@monstro no, just to share with dogs or it would be too murdery. hi hola and bri too
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:19pm Hola-soymilk:

@jake is this about greenpoint?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:19pm JakeGould:

@Hola: No. There is more to Brooklyn than Greenpoint and Bushwick.
Avatar Mon. 7/20/15 10:20pm Monstrositor:

@patrick. I know, I've tried. Just getting them to walk upright for more than five minutes just upsets them beyond words
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:20pm Hola-soymilk:

@jake not to me
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:20pm Matt from Springfield:

Nice link jon, and you're right: keep your self strong before you begin to slip into the cycle.
Avatar Mon. 7/20/15 10:21pm Monstrositor:

@sara - hummus is okay for dogs, unless you put garlic in it. peanuts are also fine, unless the dog has an allergy, but that's not as common as it is in humans
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:21pm JakeGould:

@Hola: To be fair, if you visited NYC there are parts of Brooklyn that are too boring and “meh” to bother with.
Avatar Mon. 7/20/15 10:21pm Patrick ĵ:

This is a rare treat for me to be able to listen live. Thank goodness for the archives.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:22pm coelacanth:

good evening Dave & Goddamn Animals
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:22pm JakeGould:

@Hola: Which means yeah, for an outsider Bushwick, Greenpoint and Williamsburg are really about all worth dealing with.
Avatar    Mon. 7/20/15 10:22pm Danne D:

hey coealacanth :)
Avatar    Mon. 7/20/15 10:23pm Danne D:

Question for Dylan - are dogs alllowed to have macaroons? asking for a friend.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:23pm Īke:

Unless you're looking for the best tacos, in which Sunset Park *is* worth a visit. (Or the South Slope.)
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:24pm JakeGould:

@Ike: True. The tacos are better around this part. But Calexico is pretty awesome. Damned good tacos.
Avatar Mon. 7/20/15 10:24pm dannyhellman:

I only pass through Williamsburg to get to Queens.
Avatar Mon. 7/20/15 10:25pm Paul D:

Hi Dave Hill good show always puts me in a nice mood
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:25pm Hola-soymilk:

I promise to never visit the east coast (err again)
Avatar Mon. 7/20/15 10:25pm DaveHill:

Get your important pet-based questions ready for heavy metal veterinarian Derek Gadino now. 201-209-9368.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:25pm JakeGould:

It would be cool if one block in Williamsburg would agree to be “Colonial Williamsburg” for one day.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:26pm coelacanth:

Danne D!

...the sugar not too good for them, but - it's not too good for people either. i've never heard that coconut is bad for dogs.
(i wouldn't push it though)
Avatar Mon. 7/20/15 10:26pm DaveHill:

Thanks, Paul D! I really appreciate it!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:26pm Hola-soymilk:

I wonder what neighborhoods people know of Chicago and which ones aren't worth visiting
Avatar Mon. 7/20/15 10:27pm DaveHill:

Slade!!!!
Avatar Mon. 7/20/15 10:27pm dannyhellman:

Postcolonial Williamsburg.
Avatar Mon. 7/20/15 10:27pm Monstrositor:

coconut meat and oil are good for dogs. just don't let them near the husk
  Mon. 7/20/15 10:27pm sara:

Chicago has some nice neighborhoods
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:27pm coelacanth:

...oh,i wasn't paying attention! i thought you were asking the comment board!
oops.
Avatar Mon. 7/20/15 10:28pm Monstrositor:

I hear Cabrini Green is lovely this time of year
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:28pm Hola-soymilk:

Cabrini doesn't exist anymore
Avatar Mon. 7/20/15 10:28pm Monstrositor:

Exactly
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:29pm JakeGould:

@Hola: I liked what I saw of Chicago. Which was downtown and the sketchy area near the Armitage CTA stop.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:29pm coelacanth:

yeah...and humble pie.
Avatar    Mon. 7/20/15 10:29pm Danne D:

Now your time for questions animal, vegetable and mineral - well actually pretty much animal - call now 201-209-9368
  Mon. 7/20/15 10:29pm sara:

i biked through there back in the 90's it was intense
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:30pm JakeGould:

Ask the veterinarian about macaroons for dogs.
  Mon. 7/20/15 10:30pm sara:

it's condos on the way to the goose island whole foods now i think
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:31pm JakeGould:

@sara: Where? Chicago or Brooklyn? Because Williamsburg in the early 1990s was still intense.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:31pm Matt from Springfield:

Oh no! Stacked-up Crime Blotters, probably not within OSHA regulations for stacking blotters!!
Avatar    Mon. 7/20/15 10:31pm Danne D:

taint top?
  Mon. 7/20/15 10:31pm sara:

@jake Cabrini green.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:32pm Hola-soymilk:

Sara and a target I think?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:32pm coelacanth:

considering that most folks give their dogs grain-based or soy-based food, macaroons may be as good for them as their daily meals.
  Mon. 7/20/15 10:32pm JeffHQ:

Ketch'Utz.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:32pm Matt from Springfield:

WAIT. Isn't Dave Hill's avatar a red tank top and a drink?!?! :O
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:33pm JakeGould:

@coelacanth: There is this guy I see on the R train in Brooklyn who feeds his dog cheese doodles on occasion.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:33pm Hola-soymilk:

Jake what was shady about the armitage el?
Avatar    Mon. 7/20/15 10:33pm Danne D:

The case of pop chalk jaywalk miscreants
  Mon. 7/20/15 10:33pm JeffHQ:

Chalk it up to youth.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:34pm Matt from Springfield:

They have no respect for sidewalk chalk!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:34pm JakeGould:

@Hola: Sorry, mixed up CTA stations. Armitage was not shady; that’s Lincoln Park. Another CTA station was. What do I know? I’m from Brooklyn.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:35pm Matt from Springfield:

D'OH! Jeff ;)
  Mon. 7/20/15 10:35pm JeffHQ:

Proof of Life for Boomer.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:35pm JakeGould:

I LIKE REVERB LIKE SAFFRON! Only on special occasions and lightly used.
  Mon. 7/20/15 10:35pm sara:

@hola, yeah i only saw a picture of that
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:35pm Matt from Springfield:

Chagrin Falls, yet again.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:36pm Hola-soymilk:

Jake, I was about to say: that's one of our nicest neighborhoods
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:36pm fleep:

Take him to the river, wash him in the water.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:37pm Hola-soymilk:

Sorry everyone if Chicago talk is annoying :(
  Mon. 7/20/15 10:37pm BriJet:

I don't know Chicago too well but Lincoln Park is nice.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:37pm JakeGould:

@Hola: I’m sorry. So sorry. It’s like Chicago’s Park Slope that Armitage. Sorry. So sorry. Fuck me.
  Mon. 7/20/15 10:37pm sara:

lincoln park is good to walk around in
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:39pm JakeGould:

I meant Lincoln Park! Calling it Armitage is like calling Park Slope Union Street! I am so sorry! Damn me!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:39pm Hola-soymilk:

Jake, ok
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:39pm fleep:

[takes index card full of sheep questions, rips it up slowly]
  Mon. 7/20/15 10:40pm sara:

i used to date a vet student
  Mon. 7/20/15 10:40pm jon:

i had an important question prepared but my dog ate it
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:40pm coelacanth:

Jake -when i was little our dogs got a taste of everything! ..certainly cheese doodles and cookies. the male got cancer and died at 9,the female lived to be about 15. just like people,there is what we should ideally eat; and there's what we DO eat...and the typical diet slowly kills most people, but others live long,reasonably healthy lives.
Avatar    Mon. 7/20/15 10:40pm Danne D:

201-209-9368
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:40pm Hola-soymilk:

Yeah hi, why is my cat ruining my life?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:41pm coelacanth:

aw, i was going to ask about my dolphin.
Avatar    Mon. 7/20/15 10:41pm Danne D:

How does he feel about what Trump had to say about vets?

(sorry couldn't resist that bad joke)
  Mon. 7/20/15 10:41pm sara:

they have rooms at the schools with so much formaldehyde in the air it burns your eyes
  Mon. 7/20/15 10:41pm BriJet:

So many great museums in Chicago and there was this great art fair in Old Town. I had relatives that lived in Oak Park and Cicero too.
Avatar    Mon. 7/20/15 10:41pm Danne D:

Dogs >>>>>Cats
  Mon. 7/20/15 10:42pm JeffHQ:

Has Claire Danes ever shown up after midnight with a Terminator in tow? Which vet meds melt future metal?
  Mon. 7/20/15 10:42pm Lolly:

I have a cat-related question...
  Mon. 7/20/15 10:42pm herb.nyc:

hmm, dogs or cats? YES!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:43pm JakeGould:

Whoa… Isn’t there a big difference between being a dog proctologist and a hamster proctologist?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:43pm coelacanth:

how bad is radish for dogs? they play with them like toys,but the one ends up eating most of it.
...how about paper towel rolls? (same deal)
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:43pm Matt from Springfield:

It wasn't so much the cat killing Dave's father - but that the cat was acquitted...
  Mon. 7/20/15 10:44pm BriJet:

Cats are wonderful!!! You can train cats not to go on the counter, yuck!
  Mon. 7/20/15 10:44pm JeffHQ:

Get off the pancakes!!!
  Mon. 7/20/15 10:44pm BriJet:

I love dogs too. Beagles rule!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:44pm JakeGould:

Scottish Fold?
  Mon. 7/20/15 10:44pm sara:

cats like to clean up
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:44pm Hola-soymilk:

My cat who I hate, just fell off the bed while trying to stretch, what does this mean?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:44pm coelacanth:

persian?
  Mon. 7/20/15 10:45pm Erma Gherd:

Scottish Folds are big in Japan.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:45pm JakeGould:

@Hola: Honestly if you think about it, this is a guest you should call in top ask something about.
Avatar Mon. 7/20/15 10:45pm Monstrositor:

Cats bury their filth and can be toilet trained. Dogs roll in filth and even eat it. Advantage: cats
  Mon. 7/20/15 10:45pm sara:

cat spacing out on cat yoga?
Avatar Mon. 7/20/15 10:46pm dannyhellman:

Okay, maybe a cat walks on the kitchen counter after visiting the litter box, but a dog licks your face after he's gone at his balls for twenty minutes.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:46pm Hola-soymilk:

Or I could not call in and not regret bringing up video games
Avatar    Mon. 7/20/15 10:46pm Danne D:

@Hola call in please :) That's a good question
Avatar Mon. 7/20/15 10:47pm Monstrositor:

Good point, dannyhellman. Both lick their own buttholes, but a cat won't try to make out with you afterwards.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:47pm Matt from Springfield:

"Mmm balls balls balls balls balls balls balls. FACE! Face face face face face"
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:47pm JakeGould:

@Hola: Please.
Avatar Mon. 7/20/15 10:48pm Fuzzy:

Our two Maine Coons are very dog-like (except they don't eat shit, they bury it.)
  Mon. 7/20/15 10:48pm JeffHQ:

How does he handle the alley cat army?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:49pm Hola-soymilk:

How many cats are too many cats because I have four, Do I get to kill one now? I have the one I want to kill in mind so just say the word
  Mon. 7/20/15 10:49pm Lolly:

Q: My indoor cats have fleas. How?! A friend whose cat had fleas was over a few times...another friend who fostered a stray dropped something off on the porch. A flea hitchhiked? Pesky mystery here.
  Mon. 7/20/15 10:49pm JeffHQ:

Also, can the dogs smell regret on my pant leg?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:49pm Matt from Springfield:

"What would be worse: Hola as a Cat-Lady, or Hola as a Cat-Killer? 201-209-9368..." ;)
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:50pm coelacanth:

my mother's cat when i was a teen would not go onto the counter if i was the only person in the kitchen; and would not enter my bedroom. she'd sit at the door and watch me.
Avatar Mon. 7/20/15 10:50pm Fuzzy:

Fleas are wily.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:51pm coelacanth:

Hola yes, you may kill one, as long as you eat it.
  Mon. 7/20/15 10:51pm sara:

maybe, they are jumpy little hitchhikers unless it's a flea from mice that passed through the building which is also lame
  Mon. 7/20/15 10:51pm Erma Gherd:

This convo is making me feel oogy.
Avatar    Mon. 7/20/15 10:51pm Danne D:

Yay Mollie :)
  Mon. 7/20/15 10:52pm Carmichael:

This is a great topic!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:52pm Matt from Springfield:

Good Golly!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:52pm JakeGould:

FWIW, this show is a great show tonight.
  Mon. 7/20/15 10:52pm jon:

hi erma
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:53pm Erma Gherd:

hi jon
  Mon. 7/20/15 10:53pm sara:

aren't there those like dog safety vests for storms?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:54pm Hola-soymilk:

Thunder shirt
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:54pm coelacanth:

healthy dogs don't eat shit, unless they got into the habit during a time of deficiency.
Avatar    Mon. 7/20/15 10:54pm Danne D:

www.thundershirt.com
  Mon. 7/20/15 10:54pm JeffHQ:

Cosplay.
  Mon. 7/20/15 10:54pm BriJet:

Temple Grandin
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:54pm JakeGould:

Thundershirts™! www.thundershirt.com
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:54pm coelacanth:

(not poop deficiency, nutritional deficiency)
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:54pm Matt from Springfield:

Erma - Hi!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:55pm Hola-soymilk:

Has this guy seen Dr Pol show? Does he think it sucks?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:55pm Matt from Springfield:

Temple Grandin.

Also portrayed by: Claire Danes!!! Quick, get the metal-melting bovine vet meds!!
  Mon. 7/20/15 10:55pm sara:

do they have sweet trees and lighting and bear prints on em
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:56pm Erma Gherd:

Hi MfS!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:56pm Hola-soymilk:

Yeah put the dog in akira cosplay and it'll get better
Avatar Mon. 7/20/15 10:56pm Fuzzy:

Mys sister's dog seems to enjoy snacking from the cat's litterbox -- gross.
  Mon. 7/20/15 10:56pm sara:

thunder pants and pcp?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:56pm coelacanth:

does it work better than beer?
Avatar    Mon. 7/20/15 10:57pm Danne D:

@fuzzy call in that's a great question :)
  Mon. 7/20/15 10:57pm marc:

A number of years ago I had two cute guy roommates as neighbors and they had rescued pit bull who was thrown around by a previous owners. The poor dog had a limp
  Mon. 7/20/15 10:57pm sara:

that's the horror gland :/
  Mon. 7/20/15 10:58pm jon:

i want to force feed my neighbor with the fireworks the dog sedative
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:58pm Īke:

Cat question! My cat has lost about 2 whiskers every month recently. I know it's normal to lose one occasionally because new ones grow in, but is that an unusual rate of whisker loss? She's about 15 years old and hasn't lost or gained any weight. No obvious signs of illness.
Avatar    Mon. 7/20/15 10:59pm Danne D:

what's the taylor ham of dogs?
  Mon. 7/20/15 10:59pm sara:

@hola or go off in a robo suit and battle the storm
Avatar    Mon. 7/20/15 10:59pm Danne D:

call on in folks :) 201-209-9368
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 10:59pm JakeGould:

@Ike: Call in, yo.
Avatar    Mon. 7/20/15 11:00pm Danne D:

Great call Miss Mollie!
  Mon. 7/20/15 11:00pm JeffHQ:

Any French poodles in Montreal this week?
  Mon. 7/20/15 11:00pm liz:

Temple Grandin's squeeze machine
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 11:00pm coelacanth:

most of my favorite dogs have been pitbull mixes.
  Mon. 7/20/15 11:01pm Carmichael:

I have a cairn with a huge personality.
Avatar    Mon. 7/20/15 11:01pm Danne D:

Ooh like a Maury show but with dogs!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 11:02pm JakeGould:

They should have $1 hug machines at the laundromat.
Avatar    Mon. 7/20/15 11:02pm Danne D:

"Rex you're NOT the Father!!!"
"Yeah I told you, you BITCH!!"
  Mon. 7/20/15 11:03pm marc:

Despite it's handicap my former neighbor's pit bull was very pleasant
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 11:03pm JakeGould:

“Fatherhood is ruff!”
Avatar Mon. 7/20/15 11:04pm Fuzzy:

Would call, but it's sleep/quitet time now...maybe I'll ask Foodbed on Friday.
  Mon. 7/20/15 11:04pm the_real_matt_P:

My dog licks a bunch. What's that about?
Avatar    Mon. 7/20/15 11:05pm Danne D:

@Matt P - that's a PERFECT question - call in!
  Mon. 7/20/15 11:05pm JeffHQ:

Generic kibbles? C'mon! Woof.
  Mon. 7/20/15 11:05pm marc:

@DannyD Lol. Maury would say "Buster you are not the father."
  Mon. 7/20/15 11:06pm liz:

http://youtu.be/c5aRlPa5WJw
Cat hypnotizing Dog? Fact or fiction?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 11:06pm Matt from Springfield:

YES Danne @11:02! :)
  Mon. 7/20/15 11:07pm JeffHQ:

Don't get me started.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 11:08pm coelacanth:

i'd hate to have to cut tails. it's pointless and barbaric.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 11:09pm coelacanth:

the chow usually sucks.
  Mon. 7/20/15 11:10pm Carmichael:

Teacup poodle. Stomp them.
Avatar    Mon. 7/20/15 11:10pm Danne D:

www.google.com...
  Mon. 7/20/15 11:10pm JeffHQ:

Sometimes you need some extra cash from a good citizen...
  Mon. 7/20/15 11:11pm sara:

@coelacanth totally about the tails
Avatar Mon. 7/20/15 11:11pm Monstrositor:

That's it for me. Good night, Hillions.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 11:11pm coelacanth:

big poodles can be great dogs. just don't groom them for life saving if that's not what you're going to use them for. it's beyond ugly!
Avatar    Mon. 7/20/15 11:12pm Danne D:

www.ticketfly.com...
Avatar    Mon. 7/20/15 11:12pm Danne D:

scratch that - will get correct link
Avatar    Mon. 7/20/15 11:12pm Danne D:

CORRECT LINK:
www.ticketfly.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 11:13pm JakeGould:

@coelacanth: I think poodles look like idiots and Pomeranians are the stupidest dogs ever.
  Mon. 7/20/15 11:13pm JeffHQ:

(painting my Kangol white)
  Mon. 7/20/15 11:14pm Carmichael:

Syrian anal glands?
  Mon. 7/20/15 11:14pm WWW:

Great Monday lineup all day
  Mon. 7/20/15 11:16pm JeffHQ:

Oh! The skateboarders!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 11:17pm coelacanth:

Jake, poodles are generally very smart,strong,playful,loyal,and agile. if their hair is allowed to get long and messy they're not so hideous.
...and i dont know any pomeranians, but golden retrievers most consistently annoy me.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 11:18pm JakeGould:

Golden retrievers are angels.
  Mon. 7/20/15 11:19pm JeffHQ:

Ray Donovan until Saul back.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 11:19pm coelacanth:

well, and chihuahuas- though i know a few really decent mixes.
  Mon. 7/20/15 11:21pm Lolly:

Can u enjoy "Better Call Saul" w/out having seen Breaking Bad?
Avatar    Mon. 7/20/15 11:22pm Danne D:

Better Call Steve - 201-209-9368
  Mon. 7/20/15 11:23pm JeffHQ:

Twin talk by eye contact is great.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 11:23pm JakeGould:

I have seen a few truly crazy chihuahuas. They looked like a cartoon version of a dog going crazy but in the real world.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 11:23pm Matt from Springfield:

Better Talk Saul™
Avatar    Mon. 7/20/15 11:24pm Danne D:

My Nana's chihuahua seemed pissed all the time - I guess I'd be pissed too if everyone was so much bigger than me
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 11:25pm coelacanth:

chihuahuas get the crazy award.
  Mon. 7/20/15 11:27pm JeffHQ:

I'm listening.
Avatar    Mon. 7/20/15 11:27pm Danne D:

Hiya Jeff
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 11:27pm JakeGould:

@DanneD: I was walking in the East Village 10 years ago and all the neighborhood corner guys were standing, gasping and pointing at this chihuahua tied to a lamppost. It wasn’t barking or jumping, but it’s face was so tense and it was making this constant sub-audible grumble.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 11:28pm Matt from Springfield:

Ha, sounds like a great video! :)
  Mon. 7/20/15 11:28pm JeffHQ:

Yo Danne. Great meeting you at the place by the thing.
  Mon. 7/20/15 11:28pm JeffHQ:

Bridget, too!
Avatar    Mon. 7/20/15 11:28pm Danne D:

Ooh cool question, Dave
Avatar    Mon. 7/20/15 11:29pm Danne D:

Do they have conjoined doggy twins?
  Mon. 7/20/15 11:30pm Rickwaukee:

how do you know whether to dress them the same?
Avatar    Mon. 7/20/15 11:31pm Danne D:

Ugh they hung up - call back caller!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 11:33pm coelacanth:

yeh, part of it too is that people always pick them up, put them in pocketbooks, etc.
i knew a tiny dog (a terrier-chihuahua mix?) who was raised and treated like a big dog would be-allowed to walk and explore; and she was much like any larger dog in her demeanor.
unfortunately she got eaten by a german shepherd last summer.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 11:35pm coelacanth:

the anal gland is exhausted.
  Mon. 7/20/15 11:36pm Rickwaukee:

I love that story.
  Mon. 7/20/15 11:37pm JeffHQ:

Oh gawsh.
  Mon. 7/20/15 11:38pm JeffHQ:

Will Saul neuter his pets?
  Mon. 7/20/15 11:39pm Rickwaukee:

Miss Articulate 2015
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 11:40pm JakeGould:

Is there a gay porno called, “Better Ball Saul” out there?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 11:40pm Ĩkє:

I'm with the caller! More cats!! Cats rule!!!

I'm also just about as articulate as this caller, which is why I don't call in.
  Mon. 7/20/15 11:41pm JeffHQ:

Suzy Q it's a safe place here. ( chew toy in mouth)
Avatar    Mon. 7/20/15 11:41pm Danne D:

Ike you're very articulate - don't sell yourself short!
  Mon. 7/20/15 11:42pm BriJet:

Dave you hit a cat? :'( You really do hate them. :'''(
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 11:42pm JakeGould:

Curiosity killed the cat, duh!
  Mon. 7/20/15 11:42pm sara:

curiosity?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 7/20/15 11:43pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Here, for your enjoyment, is an old Disney movie "Pablo and the Dancing Chihuahua" - youtu.be...
Avatar    Mon. 7/20/15 11:43pm Danne D:

you should just let dead dogs lie must've been her way of thinking
  Mon. 7/20/15 11:44pm BriJet:

Yikes
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 11:45pm coelacanth:

that's what we did when my Uncle Fester got hit by a car.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 11:45pm Ike:

Thanks @Danne, but I'm most articulate here, via comments, or text/e-mail/chat. In person, it varies. But on the phone? Unless it's a pure business situation... NO.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 11:45pm JakeGould:

@sara: Yeah, curiosity leads cats to wacky scenarios.
  Mon. 7/20/15 11:47pm JeffHQ:

Miichael Mckean brings his Spinal Map to monoxide.
Avatar    Mon. 7/20/15 11:48pm Danne D:

@Ike well just call like you mean business :)
  Mon. 7/20/15 11:48pm Rickwaukee:

I love how loopy Dave gets in the last half hour.
  Mon. 7/20/15 11:49pm JeffHQ:

St. Vitus rulez.
  Mon. 7/20/15 11:50pm JeffHQ:

Here's Johnnnyyy!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 11:50pm coelacanth:

anal is usually a good distraction.
Avatar    Mon. 7/20/15 11:51pm Danne D:

Siamese puppies chasing two tails in a circle would be kinda adorable
  Mon. 7/20/15 11:52pm JeffHQ:

One heart one mind one fee! (Chanting)
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 11:52pm coelacanth:

charge for 2 if they have 2 anal glands to lance.
  Mon. 7/20/15 11:53pm JeffHQ:

Siamese Meme.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 11:53pm coelacanth:

Danne i'm getting dizzy imagining that!
Avatar    Mon. 7/20/15 11:54pm Danne D:

Thanks for all the great comments :)
Thanks for the great calls and thanks to Dave and guests for a great show :)
Until next time!
  Mon. 7/20/15 11:55pm JeffHQ:

Delirium dee-"ite.
  Mon. 7/20/15 11:56pm JeffHQ:

Bark on! Meowza!
  Mon. 7/20/15 11:56pm Lolly:

'Night, Danne, et al...good anal gland health to all them critters
  Mon. 7/20/15 11:57pm Debbie:

hello again
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 11:58pm coelacanth:

Thanks Dave and Dylan & Steven
later on cats
  Mon. 7/20/15 11:58pm Rickwaukee:

I like vets who don't get captured.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 7/20/15 11:59pm Matt from Springfield:

G'night folks!
Thanks Dave, Danne, Dylan, Steven, and everyone! Best wishes to Jimmy!
  Mon. 7/20/15 11:59pm Supermeowy:

good night everyone. wish I'd called in to scold Dave about his cat hate, but I couldn't. meow.
  Mon. 7/20/15 11:59pm P-90:

Thanks Dave. Coincidence: my bimonthly copy of "Dog Anal Butt Juice Fancy" magazine arrived today.
  Tue. 7/21/15 12:00am Rickwaukee:

LOL
  Tue. 7/21/15 12:01am P-90:

And shame on you for abandoning the DJ gig on Thursday. Cowardice, or mere laziness?
Avatar Tue. 7/21/15 12:41am DaveHill:

I have a shoot then and the schedule changed so now I can't make it, P-90. Sorry about that!
Avatar Tue. 7/21/15 12:42am DaveHill:

Thanks for listening, everybody! See you next week!
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