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Playlist for 25 February 2015 Options | A Double Dose of Russian Troll Baby

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Aztec Camera  Oblivious (Colin Fairley Remix)   Options High Land Hard Rain reissue 
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Dan Deacon  Mind on Fire   Options Gliss Riffer 
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Föllakzoid  Rio   Options Ii 
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Hookworms  Form and Function   Options Pearl Mystic 
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Dengue Fever  Rom Say Sok   Options The Deepest Lake 
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Ros Sereysothea & Seang Vanthy  Jam 5 Kai Thiet   Options Cambodian Rocks 
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Music behind DJ:
Jonathan Kane 
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Jimmy Creasy  2000 Light Years from Home   Options Surfin' Jack Flash 
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Mark Twain's Atomic Wombat  I Wanna Be Your Dog   Options Considerably Further Beyond the Sea: The Avant-Garde Surf Compilation (V/A) 
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Rocket from the Tombs  Life Stinks   Options Extermination Nights in the Sixth City: Celeveland Ohio etc.. (va) 
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Ubu Sings Ubu  The Modern Dance   Options Live at the Abrons Arts Center 
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Wire  Piano Tuner (Keep Strumming Those Guitars)   Options Document And Eyewitness 1979-1980 
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The Pink Floyd  Lucy Leave   Options  
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Tuxedomoon  No Tears (12 Inch)   Options  
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Destroy All Monsters  Bored   Options Destroy All Monsters 
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Music Fur Allum  Rock 'n' Roll - Arian   Options Twice      1:05:26 (Pop‑up)
Tipi & Sylvester Stallone  Yovallsi   Options Soi Vienosti Murheeni Kryyni - Kootut Teokset 1978-2008    *   1:05:37 (Pop‑up)
Ede Und Die Zimmermaenner  Klein & Doof   Options UndergroundNDW -- German New Wave Rarities      1:08:18 (Pop‑up)
Farmers Market  Ferry Cross the Mersey   Options Surfin USSR      1:11:09 (Pop‑up)
Nancy Sinatra  You Only Live I Forget How Many Times   Options  
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Veronique Vincent & Aksak Maboul w/the Honeymoon Killers  My Kind of Doll   Options Ex-Futur Album    *   1:24:06 (Pop‑up)
QP Crazy or some such thing  Kuroita! (J-Beeef Penis R&R) Maybe?   Options Unacknowledged Pop-Song Collection Vol. 666 (various artists) 
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JC Hopkins  Athens by Night   Options Title Track 
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Harry Nilsson  Me and My Arrow   Options Everybody's Talkin 
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Dengue Fever  Both Side Now   Options City of Ghosts 
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Dusty Springfield  Windmills of Your Mind   Options  
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The Springfields  Far Away Places   Options       1:47:27 (Pop‑up)
Schlammpeitziger  Rollrockers Feinrippröhren   Options Vorausschauende Bebauung      1:55:05 (Pop‑up)
Funkadelic  Maggot Brain   Options Maggot Brain 
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McFlee and Photosynthesis  A Little More Time   Options  
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Main Ingrediant  I Just Dont Wanna Be Lonely   Options  
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William Devaughan  Be Thankful For What You Got   Options  
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Richard Davis  Dealin'   Options Black Fire! New Spirits! Radical and Revolutionary Jazz in the USA 1957-82 v/a 
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Tipi & Sylvester Stallone  Mummin Kumilapaset   Options Soi Vienosti Murheeni Kryyni - Kootut Teokset 1978-2008 
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Yuri Morozov  Bel Ami   Options Cherry Garden of Jimi Hendrix 
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Khlam (К Л А М )  Cacet   Options Industrial Jazz 
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Tipi & Sylvester Stallone  Vihoviimeinen Valssi   Options Soi Vienosti Murheeni Kryyni - Kootut Teokset 1978-2008    *   2:44:53 (Pop‑up)
Johnny Paycheck  Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys   Options  
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Lee Ranaldo and The Dust  Revolution Blues   Options Acoustic Dust 
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Friends of Dean Martinez  The Warmth of the Sun   Options Retrograde 
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Listener comments!

Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 6:27am Ken:

Howdy folks!
  6:36am LandOfJƏrƏmy:

Hello Ken, et all! Happy Wednesday!
Avatar 7:42am Green Mountain Man Mark:

I am excited.I get to experience Ken's show live today. School break so I don't go to work this week. I have 3D glasses ready just in case. And the HAM radio warmed up in case of apocalypse.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 8:00am cory:

dali gif ftw?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 8:09am Ken:

Sorry Mark, 3D glasses not needed today. How much snow you got?
  8:29am ӺѺӺѺ (:

Hello, Ken, people!

I like the GIF where a snow shovel, without any motive, electrocutes and starts fighting off a man. Fortunately at the end the man wins and sends the shovel to oblivion.
Avatar 8:37am Marcel M:

Hello Ken!

I'm sending Scott my volunteering hours for the marathon now. I am quite excited.

That shovel really had it coming.
  8:44am ӺѺӺѺ (:

Mark,
What, where, when, how, why, whom can I send volunteering hours for the marathon?
  8:45am ӺѺӺѺ (:

Marcel M*

Damn yuo autokoretc!1!
Avatar 8:53am Marcel M:

Why Scott W of course!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 8:53am Asheville Jon:

good morning Ken
good morning other Kens
good morning everyone else who is not a Ken
Avatar 9:01am Sem Chumbo:

Morning, Ken, and Wednesday morning-ers.
Avatar 9:02am pierre:

Bonjour Ken and Kenians
Avatar 9:03am Cheri Pi:

Nice Aztec Camera Mix! Bonjour y'all!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:06am Ken:

Morning all!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:06am Ken From Hyde Park:

Happy Kendnesday!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:06am redkayak:

Good morning all!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:07am adrian in mpls:

Morning everyone!
  9:07am Grubbus:

Howdie everyone!
  9:08am patradio:

Morning. Columbus, Ohio representin'.
  9:08am SeanG:

Hola
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:08am Yvang:

Hello radio people!
Avatar 9:09am thedunkel:

Morning Ken and Ken Fans - how synthezisers work accroding to Jim Henson and Thomas Dolby www.youtube.com...
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 9:10am Okasa:

A glorious WFMU morning with Captain Ken and the legion of Kensters.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:11am jamesie:

R.I.P. Dave cloud 1956-2015 davecloud.com
Avatar 9:13am Marcel M:

This Föllakzoid track is great
  Swag For Life Member 9:14am andrew:

ah yes, troll baby laugh
Avatar 9:15am Marcel M:

Oh shit heavy psychin'
Avatar 9:16am egal:

Heavy like iron but light like a butterfly.
  9:17am djelrock:

Excellent track Folkazoid. First time listener of Ken's show and I hav to admit it started pretty awesome. The kind of stuff I used to play in my show. A++
  9:17am Brendan:

Hi Ken
  9:21am djelrock:

Even if u don't post it on the BB Ill keep writing positive things sbout the station...Mr. Freedman.
  9:21am ӺѺӺѺ (:

Thanks, Marcel M.
Avatar 9:22am bbell:

soundtrack to my morning, ta, Ken!
  9:24am djelrock:

International vibe is always good in the morning. Chile, Cambodia, who will b next? Excellent flow.
Avatar 9:25am Polyus:

Ken I am just going to trust you that the girl on my computer screen is of age.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:27am Brian C.:

Looking forward to the Dont think Ive forgotten concert 4/24
Avatar 9:27am Marcel M:

Np FOFO, he is the Volunteer master. I'll be there Friday Nights and Sundays at some point if what I requested works out.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:28am Asheville Jon:

floating head music!
  9:28am Brendan:

Jam 5 is awesome. To quote the Nazi in Marathon Man, 'is it safe to dance?'
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:29am Webhamster Henry:

The talking egg button can be part of the upgraded website.
Avatar 9:30am bobdoesthings:

good morning
Avatar 9:31am Dan B From Upstate:

I THOUGHT that was the russian troll baby! Saw that vid last night. Hilarious.
Avatar 9:34am Marcel M:

Lemmebeyrdawg
  9:35am ӺѺӺѺ (:

Marcel M,

I thought you were talking about digital volunteering.

Sounds like the baby is laughing because Ukraine is going back to Russia.
Avatar 9:35am Marcel M:

Killing it today Ken!
Avatar 9:36am baran:

I'm about to head off to the movies, someone help me pick between Selma and Turist
Avatar 9:37am Marcel M:

@Baran: If you're going to listen to Ken with head phones during the films, watch Turist, if not, Selma.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:38am Ken:

Nobody tell baran what happens at the end of Selma!
  9:39am Brendan:

At the risk of going insane I looked directly at the troll baby vid. A disturbing toss up between Ozzy's laugh, a chronic emphysema patient and the nightmare baby in Trainspotting.
Avatar 9:41am egal:

At the end of Selma, Oprah gives everyone in the audience an enigma code
  9:43am ӺѺӺѺ (:

Don't feed the Baby stroll.
Avatar 9:45am Pat Radio:

Thanks for the Ubu-related music. David Thomas is speaking / performing here on OSU's campus this Friday. Lookin' forward to it.
Avatar 9:45am jpow:

morning all... running late today
  9:45am Brendan:

And that enigma code when read by someone on acid reads 'd-r-i-n-k m-o-r-e. O-v-a-l-t-i-n-e , (heil bloody hitler)
  Swag For Life Member 9:47am andrew:

Easter Monkeys are a great Ubu forerunner.
Avatar 9:47am Nick from Indy:

Document & Earwitness
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:48am jamesie:

soundcloud.com...
  9:49am djelrock:

Excellent show Ken. Good flow. Nice pediatric touches. Well executed surgery of sound. Cheers. (Can't you see Im trying?)
Avatar 9:50am Nick from Indy:

I do prefer Gilbert & Lewis over Gilbert & Sullivan
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:51am Guido from Cologne:

Pink Floyd Sound!
Good sound quality!
Where is your copy from?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:52am coelacanth:

hello Ken & 'ers
  9:52am ӺѺӺѺ (:

Talking about subliminal messages there's an old episode of 7SD where Andy and Ken present a very intelligent and talkative parrot that gets kicked out of stage because he kept saying antisemitic abuse. Anyone remember? It was kind of hilarious, embarrassing and sad.
Avatar 9:52am Nick from Indy:

I met Bruce Gilbert once and thanked for the Wire records and DOME records. His reply was "DOME? You poor wretched soul"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:53am Guido from Cologne:

hello Ken and everyone!

The band name was Pink Floyd Sound at the time.
Quintett with Bob Close.
Avatar 9:53am Marcel M:

@FOFO: HAH! What episode is that? I'd like to archive it if its available.

Its a clicky star frenzy over here!
Avatar 9:54am Marcel M:

OOoOOoOO I have this 12 Inch yay.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:56am coelacanth:

i wish tuxedomoon made more records like this.
  9:56am Brendan:

Ken you are in that rarified space elite athletes call 'the zone' or in layman's terms that middle ground between light and shadow. Whatever it is i cant see you but damn i can hear you.
Avatar 9:57am Polyus:

Found this 12" the other day, but didn't pull the trigger. No $ and now there's a reissue.
Avatar 9:58am Marcel M:

Yeah I bought the reissue. Everything gets reissued now a days, its glorious.
Avatar 9:59am Rev. Turnip Druid:

Who has carrot cake?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:59am Murakami Whywolf:

For some reason I expect to hear Frangry next.
  9:59am ӺѺӺѺ (:

Marcel M.

Don't remember. But I think there are at least two episodes that feature talkative parrots. One of them has the neonazi one. Ironically it is Andy the one that provokes the bird to talk like a skinhead.
Avatar 10:00am bobdoesthings:

love this Ken edit version
Avatar 10:00am Marcel M:

@Murakami Whywolf: Hah! Similar Beat!
Avatar 10:00am Nick from Indy:

Great show today
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:01am adrian in mpls:

Niagara!
Avatar 10:01am Marcel M:

Oh my lord... hit after hit. Just got this box set. So great.
  10:02am Pine, Cedar and Oak:

We're board too.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:03am Asheville Jon:

if she's so bored, she should come to my house for some frolicking
Avatar 10:03am Marcel M:

She suffers from cosmic boredom
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:03am Ken:

Niagra would rip out your heart and eat it Jon.
Avatar 10:04am βrian:

Ah, Ann Arbor of the late 70s!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:04am Asheville Jon:

Ken, that would be ok with me!
  10:05am Brendan:

'Bored' is girl code.
  10:06am ӺѺӺѺ (:

There's a youtube video of Benny the Cat singing! He's a one arm failed 80's hair rock star. Have anyone here has seen it ?
Avatar 10:06am Dan B From Upstate:

(checks wiki...) Yeah. I'd be okay with Niagara doing that to me, too.
  10:07am Brendan:

Benni makes me yearn for drunk guy in back of police car
  10:07am ӺѺӺѺ (:

Sylvester Stallone? That has to be a big typo.
  10:08am Nardo:

Thanks Pat! for heads up on David Thomas this Friday. Didn't know.
Avatar 10:12am Sem Chumbo:

Führer across the Mersey.
  10:15am Brendan:

So don't play this melody again cause if you do i'll have to kill myself or the ear part of myself
  10:15am ӺѺӺѺ (:

Las week show was amazing although I didn't watch it. But the music was great! Thanks, Ken! Also, thanks, pierre for Evarist!
Avatar 10:16am Dan B From Upstate:

My favorite Bond song.
  10:18am Brendan:

Great lovemaking music . Just me and my hand .
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:21am MD:

Rock N roll...I hear that is what all the kids are listening to!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:22am Guido from Cologne:

Better then my bootleg vinyl!
Avatar 10:23am Marcel M:

Oh man!!!! You should paint a big bullseye on the top of his head Ken!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:23am MD:

I go to the UWW...Universal wide web!!!!
Those Crazy Klingons and their crazy Kilgok Videos!!! you Gotta love EM!!!
  10:24am ӺѺӺѺ (:

MD, but do you remember the times when the Internet only encompassed The Regional Wide Web?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:24am MD:

Those were the good old Daze!!!
  10:25am Brendan:

Ken ... You might consider some Tom Jones .. There don't appear to be any females on the message board. Someone prove me wrong.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:26am MD:

Before we had to leave the First Planet Earth and the world Governments decided not to tell the "DumB People!!!"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:26am MD:

ONLY JOKING!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:27am MD:

we would never discard the planet Earth....!!!
Avatar 10:27am Marcel M:

Wait are we the dumb people on the old Earth that is slowly dying?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:28am MD:

would we???
  10:29am ӺѺӺѺ (:

This woman reminds me of Cibo, yeah, the one from the duet Cibo and Matto.
Avatar 10:30am thedunkel:

Hey Ken - whats the name of that great record store in Paris?
  10:30am ӺѺӺѺ (:

Bimbo Tower Records! I think.
Avatar 10:31am Green Mountain Man Mark:

There aren't as many Swede Mason creations on Youtube as I would think.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:31am MD:

I like her voice....!!!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:32am Ken:

Yes, Bimbo Tower, alas, it is no more. RIP the Greatest Record Store in the world, for my tastes anyway..
  10:32am Brendan:

@ marcel. A great tune ( imho) is last chance to evacuate planet earth by porcupine tree about the heavens gate wackos .. includes audio from the guy at the end
Avatar 10:32am Marcel M:

@Brendan: I'll have to check it out
  10:33am P-90:

Finally, someone on FMU gets hip to some righteous J-Beeef Penis R
  10:34am Meisvanderrohe:

Starkville, MS checking in, first chance to listen Live for a while-we have a "snow" day today,no class!
Avatar 10:34am bobdoesthings:

is that pepperoni black?
  10:35am Kevlicki:

With all the birds singing outside the window here in Mexico City I thought it was Tuesday morning, and trouble was on air.
  10:35am Mike:

Im fuk ing dizy
  10:35am Kevlicki:

I only got a week so need to rub it in and love it up where I can. Sorry Ken
Avatar 10:37am d¢ pät:

OLIVES, BOB. Hego folks.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:37am MD:

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! ME AND MY ARROW!!!!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:38am MD:

OBLIO!!!!
  10:38am ӺѺӺѺ (:

For some people (not me), Ken's show is also trouble (as in affliction) on air.
Avatar 10:38am Dr. Goot:

Nilsson!
  10:38am Mark:

My favorite teacher of all time, my 8th grade English teacher, played "Me and My Arrow" for our class. I don't think I've heard it since. This one's for you, Mr. Guerrini.
Avatar 10:39am bobdoesthings:

@dc pat - those don't look like olives.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:39am MD:

He had a ROUND HEAD and the World was all Pin Heads!!!
  10:39am Mike:

Is the Arrow a metaphor for his penis?
  10:39am ӺѺӺѺ (:

This song reminds me of that famous quote that goes: "Fruit Flies in Time Like an Arrow" Or something along the lines.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:40am MD:

Arrow Was his DOg!!!!
  10:40am Brendan:

Ahh whats the point of this song!
Avatar 10:40am bbell:

NILSSON! I had just been thinking this show was veering towards Jimmy Webb, and there was his pal! p.s.-I love the Webb version of Wichita Lineman.
Avatar 10:40am Green Mountain Man Mark:

Those Wesleyan kids took double doses. I heard. Most of them thought nothing was working and in a classic move took a double dose. That decision ended up sending them to medical help. Boy I bet the parents are ripped. The teachers should have told them to wait off the first hit before getting the whole school in doomed shape.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 10:40am Okasa:

"Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana." Groucho Marx
  10:40am Mike:

did not know this
  10:41am P-90:

I'm not commenting via the app anymore, it's cutting messages off after a few words more and more frequently. I know others have noticed it too, I dunno why that's happening?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:41am MD:

It's Amazing that this person wrote this song but in a different Language....what are the chances?!?!?!?
  10:42am Phillip (in brooklyn):

@ken? Did you finally decide on what you were gong to buy with the $42 dollars Andy gave you for your birthday?
Avatar 10:42am herb.nyc:

just logged on, and see AZTEC CAMERA led off the show. fookin' ay! oh wait, i don't have the reissue (but did get 2 HIGH LANDs cd's via thrift shop, over the years) aside1: dave hill says that ken has a "no billy joel" policy. very cute. but i soooo wanna see him at mad.sq.g (with the other lowlifes). aside2: my pre-marathon pkt arrived yesterday; i asked my cat to take care of it.
  10:43am Phillip (in brooklyn):

Seriously! $42 dollars Andy is a cheapskate!
  10:43am Laura L:

Ken, Thanks for "Me and My Arrow"--a favorite song of my deceased brother... whose birthday was 2/25... an astonishing coincidence you played that today!
  10:43am Brendan:

Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. - groucho
  10:43am ӺѺӺѺ (:

Thank you, Okasa. I totally forgot the banana part.
  10:45am Brendan:

I got the dang fever alnd the only cure is more Ken!
Avatar 10:45am Hot Mess:

his birthday still is 2/25.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:45am MD:

Ken...I mos Def think you should run a "mini Drone" Strike on Andy tonight!!!
  10:45am Kevlicki:

@phillip wasn't the resolution the always useful for aging DJS- nose hair trimmers?
  10:47am Sam:

LOL Brendan
Avatar 10:47am herb.nyc:

@brendan: that dog/book/groucho line is on a small chalkboard outside the hudson park library, w.village! excellent!
  10:47am Phillip (in brooklyn):

@ken if you bought the nose hair trimmers? Let me know how well they work? Because I could use something like that too
Avatar 10:48am d¢ pät:

Ken, this set is killing...in a nice unkiling way...
Avatar 10:49am Sem Chumbo:

Was it one of those new string trimmers, Ken? Gas or electric?
  10:49am ӺѺӺѺ (:

Better than the dung fever, I guess.
  10:50am Brendan:

Don Quixote is tilting at the windmills of my mind
  10:50am Phillip (in brooklyn):

@ken by the way that rerun of a seven second delay show where listeners called in and tried to provoke you or Andy to speak, I loved it! I would like to see that kind of show re-done live.
  10:50am Sam:

I just yank my nose hairs out if they become visible or get in my way. Because I'm tough like that.
  10:51am ӺѺӺѺ (:

Talking about chalk boards (thank goodness you mentioned it, herb.nyc) I saw one last night outside a small cafe that read:

"The chalk cannot convey how good our home made soup is"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:52am MD:

It's a cold day for an exposed Butt Crack!!!!
Avatar 10:53am Hot Mess:

And I said, is that all there is...to a butt-crack?
  10:53am Brendan:

Ken are you sporting plumbers crack?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:53am AnAnonymousParty:

The Mandelbrot pizza is making me hungry.
  10:53am P-90:

Gotta watch out for those exposed butt cracks, they'll creep up on you
  10:53am Phillip (in brooklyn):

I don't want to gross anyone out but I have a big nose and if I don't use the scissors on my nose hair it looks like a small forest is growing out of both nostrils.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:53am MD:

Sam...Be careful you can get an infection taht way and end up looking like CARL MALDON!!!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:54am thriftstoreleather:

i liked it!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:55am Asheville Jon:

Ken, attach your nose hair clippers to the drone, and see if you can trim Andy's nose hairs!
Avatar 10:56am TV's WFMU Listener 8442:

Oh hi Ken! Have you seen this?
youtu.be...
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:56am Ken:

Philip, I have a BIGGER nose and I have a bigger nest of nose hair. I can assure you. I am growing freakin hair on my palms now. That's how old I am.
  10:59am Tim:

Fucking with Maggot Brain is just wrong.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:59am Asheville Jon:

56 is OLD
  11:00am Dean:

C/o Wm. Berger just last night: http://poetry.rotten.com/maggoted-ii/
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:00am Guido from Cologne:

Did you mix some Ava-Luna into Funkadelic?
Good idea
Avatar 11:00am Marcel M:

Free fuck radio
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:00am Asheville Jon:

oh crap, i'm not that far behind.....
  11:00am Phillip (in brooklyn) 48 years old:

@ken my nose is so large NASA called me and they want to put a SETI dish antenna on it to look for intelligent life in the andromeda Galaxy
  11:01am ӺѺӺѺ (:

I wonder how many of those 100 mini drone 'accidental' crashes landed on our beloved Dr Bootygrabber.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:02am Frito Puente:

Does Ken smoke Parliaments?
  11:02am Phillip (in brooklyn) 48 years old:

I have so much nose hair coming out of both nostrils? That the Obama administration is going to declare it an endangered rainforest
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:02am Guido from Cologne:

Also some hand-sinning, speed-varying or backwards would work great on this.
Avatar 11:02am Sem Chumbo:

@Frito P: hahaha.
Avatar 11:03am Polyus:

Nose hair clippers are great, don't forget to hit your ears too.
  11:04am Sam:

My barber takes care of the ear hairs.
  11:04am Phillip (in brooklyn) 48 years old:

What they say about plucking out your nose hairs is TRUE! It grows back with the tensile strength of steel
Avatar 11:05am Marcel M:

I saw a flier a while back for a lost drone the owner was looking for. Drones were relatively new at the time so I thought it was a joke. The guy crashed it in someones backyard a few buildings away or something.
  11:05am ӺѺӺѺ (:

No wonder why there are no females on the message board today.
Avatar 11:05am Sem Chumbo:

My selective alopecia takes care of my nose, ear and between-toes hair.
  11:06am Sam:

They used to just call them model airplanes.
  11:06am Robert:

FOFO, the anti-semitic parrot must've been hilarious. For about the past decade, Ken won't even allow albino jokes any more.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:08am Guido from Cologne:

I'm right now mixing this show with my own copy of Maggot Brain.
  11:09am Phillip (in brooklyn) 48 years old:

Seriously if I need to pluck out my nose hairs? I need the jaws of life! a hydraulic pair of pliers to pull them out. I could make a rope to climb rock with it
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:09am steve:

some friends of mine flew drones with Martha Stewart yesterday at an NYC tech meetup. she's apparently all about drones and 3d printers lately.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:11am Asheville Jon:

Steve: she's planning her escape from the next time she goes to jail
  11:11am oks:

i heard that about Martha Stewart
Avatar 11:13am Nick from Indy:

Ken when will there be a WFMU drone? I think there is a Seven Seconds Delay video show with one. I am sure Andy will have some great ideas on how to use an official WFMU Drone.
  11:14am ӺѺӺѺ (:

Robert,

Well, it was more like meta-hilarious. When it happened it was perhaps the most awkward moment in the history of 7SD. Shame it was not televised. I'd had pay to see the face of the parrot keeper. Although, if it was televised, say at national level, WFMU would had lost its license, Andy his job, etc.
Avatar 11:14am Nick from Indy:

Andy is the Martha Stewart of WFMU
Avatar 11:14am bobdoesthings:

Is she (Martha Stewart) still all about insider trading and tax evasion?
  11:15am Sam:

Well of course, Martha Stewart wants to take over the world in a violent coup, I assume.
Avatar 11:16am Nick from Indy:

Only if it is nicely decorated insider trading and tax evasion.
  11:16am Brendan:

Martha confided to me that drones are a great way to apply icing to lemon raspberry twice baked parfait scones.
  11:16am Sam:

If she teamed up with Trump they could have the entire planet at their knees within hours.
Avatar 11:16am Marcel M:

hahaha
  11:17am Dean:

Ever hear Martha Stewart talk? D-r-r-r-o-n-n-e...
  11:18am ӺѺӺѺ (:

I stil think the Main Ingredient song is the best way to end Ken's show and segue into Duane's Train show. It starts all weird and ends being a perfect R&B tune
  11:18am Sam:

I think Martha could do well as a Front National candidate in France.
Avatar 11:18am Srdjo:

what color would you like your walls, sir? "gangsta white!"
  11:18am Robert:

Meta-hilarious like when Andy was tortured for pledges & cursed, & nobody was at the dump button? Where you laugh at their mistake & yet at the same time feel sad & sorry for them & the sacrifices they make for art? There've been lots of moments like that. Don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:18am MD:

Gangster Lean...I like mine well done!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:19am SeanG:

hi sun ra
Avatar 11:21am Nick from Indy:

This William DeVaughan is nice. Gangster Lean and Nuclear War is Mother F*cker, don't you know.....
  11:21am tuna fish:

didn't know sun ra was a chili peppers fan
  11:22am ӺѺӺѺ (:

Well, now that you mention it I believe Andy is a first class meta-comedian. It is human comedy and show biz comedy all round into one. He's both Aristotlean and Platonic.
  11:23am Dean:

This song was originally titled, "A Cadillac Don't Come Easy."
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:24am MD:

Crossin 125th st BABY!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:25am MD:

aCTUALLY THE SONG SAYZ 110TH ST...
  11:25am JakeGould:

Hello everyone! How's it hanging? So how does Ken know that he has ass crack showing? Does he have a mirror connected to his head?
  11:25am Dean:

Both Sun Ra and Richard Davis recorded duet albums with Walt Dickerson. Both albums were issued on SteepleChase. Both albums are must-haves.
  11:25am Robert:

Actually, FOFO, in recent years I've found more & more things in life that make me laugh-cry. Withdrawing from tramadol brought that out the most, but I do it spontaneously too. Hard to explain.
Avatar 11:25am ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

That gif of people falling through a subway platform sinkhole is my nightmare.
  11:27am Brendan:

I want to eat that baby
  11:27am Phillip (in brooklyn) 48 years old:

@JakeGould in this cold weather I'm sure he knew the moment he stepped out the door and the icy cold air hit it
  11:27am JakeGould:

The subway sinkhole is what happens when you cross 125th St. baby.
  11:27am ӺѺӺѺ (:

The Russian Troll Baby is in fact the Rockaby Baby, but high on hard drugs.
  11:27am mary:

herb.nyc:
Saw that a few days ago at library. r u i that hood too?
  11:30am ӺѺӺѺ (:

I am amazed as soon as the evil baby sound bite was played females came again to the message board! What does that says about them, about me and/or about the baby?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:32am MD:

russian trol babies make great trolling bait for Loch Ness Monsters....Try it they work great...!!!
Avatar 11:32am ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

@JakeGould: I think Ken is just one of those people who are in a constant state of checking him/herself out in anything that is reflective.

Side note - Yo La Tengo was featured as a clue the Feb 15 Sunday NYTimes crossword. It read: "Indie rock band whose name is Spanish for "I have it"
Avatar 11:33am Polyus:

Maybe someone dropped a quarter down there?
Avatar 11:33am Marcel M:

@Jennique: Giving it the english translation is quite the hint
  11:33am Dean:

How can you be an indie rock band and a NYT x-word clue at the same time?
  11:34am Phillip (in brooklyn) 48 years old:

Someone please for the love of pete do the world a favor and smother the Russian troll baby before it grows up to be Vladimir Putin!!!
  11:34am r i s k y:

OHHH!!! This ROCKS!!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:35am Andrew Waterloo:

Because the NYT is a bourgeois news paper
  11:35am Dean:

"Superstar rock band whose name is Spanish for The Beatles."
  11:35am Sam:

Ooh hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo! Me want Ukrrrrraine! Ha ha ha ha ha!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:35am Asheville Jon:

are there any velvet paintings of the russian troll baby?
Avatar 11:36am herb.nyc:

@mary. I like le w village, this how I saw it. I'm in Dave Hill territory now, the Jeff MKT libr. As for Yo LA Tengo, I still laugh at Skip Magellan's Yo LA Bango remark.
  11:37am ӺѺӺѺ (:

It is a myth, people!

You La Tengo doesn't mean "I Have It"! You ought to believe me since I am your exclusive Spanish speaker truthful source:

Yo - " Want "
La - " Admiral
Tengo - ' Basket'
  11:37am Dean:

"MSM newspaper whose ideological demographic is French for 'middle class.'"
  11:37am oks:

hell DA !!! Russians are coming!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:38am chris:

Khlam!
  11:38am r i s k y:

Is there any way to get Khlam out the US for some gigs? Come on people!

Let's pony up!
Avatar 11:38am Nick from Indy:

Clinton К Л А М
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:38am Andrew Waterloo:

Yes, and there is nothing more obscure than the genuine middle-class these days.
Avatar 11:38am Sem Chumbo:

@Dean:-D
  11:39am PMD:

Name that tune in 5 notes or less
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:39am Webhamster Henry:

X Л А М, says a pedantic russophone.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:39am Frege's Nightmare:

"Industrial Jazz"
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:39am Andrew Waterloo:

VICTO would probably bring them
  11:39am Robert:

FOFO, for meta-humor, you can't top Ms. Silenzi's program. Between her, her guests, and even the commenters, I can never tell who's sincere & who's playing along with the act.
  11:41am ӺѺӺѺ (:

Since there's a Russian grammar KGB police with us today...Here I go...

* ahem *

XЛААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААM!!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:41am kEN:

Risky, alas, Khlam has broken up.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:41am Asheville Jon:

thank you Ken for another wonderfully wasted 3 hours.
really looking forward to severed second delay tonight
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:42am SeanG:

i love these guys
  11:42am Dean:

What about Blurt? They split up, too?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:42am chris:

Do doubt broken up in a fireball upon reentry to Earth's atmosphere.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:42am AnAnonymousParty:

Worst cover of Love Ever After ever.
  11:43am Sam:

Did Bill Clinton break up Khlam? That guy is so polarizing.
  11:43am oks:

Ken tell us more about KHLAM, pozaluista
  11:43am Brendan:

One day the historians will note,,, 'then Ken played Khlam and all was right with the world...'
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:43am Guido from Cologne:

cannot believe they broke up!
That's some Putin-Propaganda!
Avatar 11:43am d¢ pät:

WHAT??? XЛААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААM is no MORE???? CRAP IT ALL TO HECK AND PPPOOOOP. I think I already knew that...
  11:44am Sam:

They probably blew out their chops and vocal chords and just couldn't even speak or pick up a saxophone anymore.
  11:45am Brendan:

This sax player is world class ...and he is good too
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:45am amanda c:

i've been listening to this show for too long because i used to hate khlam, but now they've finally grown on me. this song is great!
  11:45am Dean:

"I did not play sax with that band."
  11:45am ӺѺӺѺ (:

Robert,

In case of confusion, just remember this one thing, Robert. Andrea Silenzi started her WFMU career pretending to be a 15 year old lascivious teen to flirt with an adult over the phone. Why oh why?! Well, actually it was a stunt.
Avatar 11:45am bobdoesthings:

where the fuck are any of you finding out info on Khlam?!? I have spent at least a solid hour tryign ever search I can and google translating random russian webpages... what in the whaA?!
Avatar 11:47am d¢ pät:

Yeah, @Bob. I have to trust Ken for XЛААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААM information.
  11:47am ӺѺӺѺ (:

I don't know about Blurt, but Blur is releasing an album soon.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:47am Guido from Cologne:

Such groups do not break up.
They just play it!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:48am Webhamster Henry:

If you think that's tough , try looking for Russian group OberMannequin, who actually were on WFMU some 20 years ago.
  11:48am Dean:

Khudozhniki, Literatory, Artisty, Muzikanty
  11:49am Brendan:

Cowboys like puppy dogs and pickup trucks and leather mini shorts
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:49am Guido from Cologne:

evasive action to civil threat.
maybe re-emerge under another moniker.
remeber good old soviet time.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:49am chris:

Yessir
  11:49am JakeGould:

To Cowboys like a little baby trucks?
  11:50am ӺѺӺѺ (:

Sounds like Tipi is just the tipi of the Finnish iceberg. And here I was thinking the weirdest musical thing hailing from Nokialand was M A Numminen.
  11:51am mary:

How about playing-
Cowboys Are Frequently Secretly Fond of each other by Ned Sublette sung by Willie Nelson?
Avatar 11:52am Sem Chumbo:

What Chris^ said.
  11:52am ӺѺӺѺ (:

bobdoesthings,

I once found a wealth of Klhammy information, pics and vids. I share it all with Kommissar Ken. There is a trove of goodies out there.
Avatar 11:55am Dan B From Upstate:

Can this be the new end of show song since Baby Animal has been sent out to pasture?
  11:56am ӺѺӺѺ (:

I am anti-rooting for the Baby Troll Evil Laugh to be the soundbite that ends the show.
  11:58am ӺѺӺѺ (:

Thank you Ken, people! It was a wonderful and majestic show! I specially liked the music, the GIFs, the tiny gifs and the comments. Take care and till next episode people!
Avatar 11:58am bobdoesthings:

THANKS KENNN!!!!
  11:58am Brendan:

Thanks Ken
Avatar 11:58am βrian:

I *miss* the Baby Animal. So cuddly!
Avatar 11:59am jpow:

Great show, Sir!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:00pm SeanG:

gracias
  12:00pm Protester:

Bring back the Baby Animal!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:01pm Guido from Cologne:

gug the show
  12:01pm Protester:

Baby Animals are people too!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:01pm Guido from Cologne:

i meant dug
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 12:03pm Ken:

Bye everybody!
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