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Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:01pm robyn:

hey GOOBERS
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 9/26/14 6:01pm Carmichael:

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT DANCE!!!!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:01pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Activate, robots! Your dance party is starting!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:01pm Just Ted:

Hi Everyone
Avatar Fri. 9/26/14 6:02pm Frangry:

HI WEIRDOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  Fri. 9/26/14 6:02pm P-90:

Whazzzzzzup, stoooopid?!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 9/26/14 6:02pm Carmichael:

It will take at least 30 minutes for your demographic to wake up, ladies.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:03pm robyn:

"BURN ME WITH YOUR HOT CHEESE, SON"
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 9/26/14 6:03pm Carmichael:

How many beers in, Frangry??
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:04pm Just Ted:

But MICHELE is GREAT at pronouncing judgements.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 9/26/14 6:05pm TheMarmot:

Mee chell b. growl'n
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:05pm Just Ted:

Any crying?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:05pm robyn:

@Just Ted yes! The flock wants the return of Sister Shelly!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:06pm Just Ted:

to accompany the emesis?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:06pm dale:

i'm on my first vodka. i need to catch up but think that may not be possible.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:07pm Just Ted:

Too many years of Catholic school to comment on that Robyn.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:07pm dale:

i thought the theme was gonna be 'things that smell so bad you have to smell them again.'
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:07pm robyn:

My brother once called me "dick ripple."
  Fri. 9/26/14 6:08pm ledzeppelinsucks:

sounds great
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 9/26/14 6:08pm Fredericks:

www.youtube.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:09pm robyn:

@Just Ted i almost wish i had gone to Catholic school. I think it would've given me a good structure for tracing my various neuroses.
  Fri. 9/26/14 6:09pm Hook:

Well wanna contribute: There was this mean teacher who had big boobs the kids called Adolf Titler.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:10pm dale:

my mother always used to say she should have stopped having kids before i came along. more hurtful than an insult. but she died early and i got the last laugh.
  Fri. 9/26/14 6:10pm Hook:

There's also Sabrina the Teenage Bitch
  Fri. 9/26/14 6:11pm Ned:

"You do you." Is that an insult or a compliment?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 9/26/14 6:12pm Carmichael:

I am a Catholic school survivor. From Ireland, no less. I mostly got called a "pillock".
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:12pm Just Ted:

@Robyn I always felt I would have benefited from public school. Catholic school probably caused my neuroses.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:12pm robyn:

the one time I spent New Year's Eve in New York we were driving around Manhattan trying to find a friend's party. We drove by a guy in an altercation with a cop on the street. My window was down and as we whizzed by I heard the guy yell at the cop, "OH YEAH?! WELL I FUCKED YOUR WIFE!!" which is funny because I assume that didn't happen.
Avatar Fri. 9/26/14 6:12pm Reeshard:

Michele decrees, "It's privilege to be here" sounding like she wants to lie down & take a nap. Convincing...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:13pm robyn:

@Carmichael from what I've heard of Irish Catholic schools "survivor" is a good word. @Just Ted public school just makes you think children, and not the Church, are animals.
  Fri. 9/26/14 6:13pm Hook:

Think I heard this in a movie: "Whoever's willing to fuck you is just too lazy to jerk off."
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 9/26/14 6:14pm Carmichael:

Since when did "dill weed" become an insult? I heard a guy yell that at someone else recently.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:15pm dale:

dill weed is a derivation of dildo
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 9/26/14 6:15pm TheMarmot:

@carmichael - since beavis and butthead
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:15pm robyn:

lol @Hook good one.
Avatar    Fri. 9/26/14 6:15pm BEAVO:

Dill Weed. Butt munch etc from Beavis and Butthead
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:15pm robyn:

I like "ass clown."
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 9/26/14 6:15pm Carmichael:

"The best part of you ran down your mama's leg."
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:16pm Just Ted:

I thought that was a NANCY.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:16pm dale:

nancy boy, not a sally boy
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 9/26/14 6:17pm Carmichael:

Where I came from , it would be "poofter".
  Fri. 9/26/14 6:17pm Ted:

"Shut up Toot!"
Avatar    Fri. 9/26/14 6:18pm BEAVO:

Bumbaclot
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:18pm Just Ted:

Baby Bitch: insulting and alliterative
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 9/26/14 6:18pm Carmichael:

Tell the caller to turn up her phone.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:18pm robyn:

"Stone cold retard" is another one but I realize that's not PC so that usually stays inside my brain.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:19pm Just Ted:

Like Dookie on the Wire
Avatar Fri. 9/26/14 6:19pm desiree_isis:

My best friend used to insult herself by saying she was going "bitchcakes" when she was in a foul mood.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:19pm robyn:

burnt squirrel wins.
Avatar    Fri. 9/26/14 6:19pm BEAVO:

If Disney made a movie about you, they'd call it 'Dumbitch'
Avatar Fri. 9/26/14 6:20pm desiree_isis:

I love burnt squirrel.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:20pm dale:

did she say 'i'll give you my government name?'
Avatar Fri. 9/26/14 6:21pm desiree_isis:

michele is totally right about crack and meth
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:21pm robyn:

Erowid, Frangry. Erowid. (michelle will know what this is)
Avatar    Fri. 9/26/14 6:22pm BEAVO:

Crack is cocaine which is more expensive
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 9/26/14 6:23pm Marcel M:

scum sucking pygmy wtf hahah
  Fri. 9/26/14 6:23pm waidmann:

meth mouth is pretty gross, they are both pretty bad
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 9/26/14 6:23pm TheMarmot:

hell yeah, erowid.org
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:23pm Just Ted:

Its a site about drugs
Avatar Fri. 9/26/14 6:23pm desiree_isis:

It is a website that tells you everything about drugs!
  Fri. 9/26/14 6:24pm Ralph:

Bite me!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:24pm Just Ted:

And no I don't know that because I use them
Avatar    Fri. 9/26/14 6:24pm BEAVO:

no not you
Avatar    Fri. 9/26/14 6:24pm BEAVO:

I love youse guys!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 9/26/14 6:25pm Marcel M:

I think they are both cheap
  Fri. 9/26/14 6:25pm ledzeppelinsucks:

my gramdmother
called me
monkeyshine

what
does
monkeyshine
mean?

I
am
white
and
she
was
canadian
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 9/26/14 6:25pm Marcel M:

crack is a city drug meth is a country drug
Avatar Fri. 9/26/14 6:25pm Reeshard:

A subtle response to someone who thinks they're profound: "Wow, doesn't take many of YOU to make a dozen." Which leaves them wondering if they've been insulted or not...
  Fri. 9/26/14 6:25pm Rusty:

FI: HEY TWINKLE TOES
  Fri. 9/26/14 6:25pm lord freakington:

really why would I give a crap about a web site that tells me about drugs
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 9/26/14 6:26pm Marcel M:

hah English is my wife's second language and she thinks Jerk is the most offensive also haha
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:26pm robyn:

here is an example of a fun testimonial you will read on Erowid about methamphetamine, Frangry: "The Octopus and the Cave: A Tale of Psychosis."
  Fri. 9/26/14 6:26pm Ned:

Had no one said "Have a good one!"?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 9/26/14 6:26pm common:

i dunno marcel. lots o both in philly.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 9/26/14 6:26pm TheMarmot:

This guy is an idiot
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 9/26/14 6:26pm Marcel M:

Ehhhh philly is a country city :-)
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 9/26/14 6:27pm Carmichael:

Call someone a "tosser". They'll be confused.
Avatar    Fri. 9/26/14 6:27pm BEAVO:

Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is
  Fri. 9/26/14 6:27pm P-90:

Crack is much more expensive than meth, part of the popularity of meth is due to its relative cheapness.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 9/26/14 6:27pm common:

right you are, marcel!
Avatar Fri. 9/26/14 6:27pm desiree_isis:

@ledzeppelinsucks your comment seems like a postmodern poem that I like. Also, meth is totally cheaper and you don't like, have to make it or anything.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:27pm robyn:

i agree with you @marcel m (from philly originally)
Avatar    Fri. 9/26/14 6:27pm BEAVO:

You are so ugly that when your mama dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 9/26/14 6:28pm Carmichael:

My brother told me to "rotate". I was confused.
Avatar    Fri. 9/26/14 6:28pm BEAVO:

It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 9/26/14 6:28pm common:

you - also - are correct, robyn.
  Fri. 9/26/14 6:28pm leshwatt:

Is asshat a spinoff of assclown?
Avatar Fri. 9/26/14 6:29pm Kayle in Toronto:

Assclowns gotta wear *something* on their heads during winter
  Fri. 9/26/14 6:29pm lisblue:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/21/drug-prices-infographic-silk-road_n_5006925.html - average price of drugs in the US
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:30pm robyn:

when I think of assclowns, I think of Eminem.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 9/26/14 6:30pm common:

i grew up in west virginia. a grown man once said to me: "You are dogwater". Still confused by that one.
Avatar Fri. 9/26/14 6:30pm desiree_isis:

dumb as a doornail
  Fri. 9/26/14 6:30pm Jose:

masca nalgas!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:30pm Ken From Hyde Park:

"I don't feel very good today."
"Don't look in the mirror!"
Avatar    Fri. 9/26/14 6:31pm BEAVO:

The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 9/26/14 6:31pm Marcel M:

@Common: hahahah I like that
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 9/26/14 6:31pm TheMarmot:

If you had half a brain you'd be dangerous.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:31pm robyn:

lol! @common "dogwater?!" i guess i see how that works...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 9/26/14 6:31pm Marcel M:

To insult a place, I like to say, "I wouldn't take my best girl there."
Avatar Fri. 9/26/14 6:31pm desiree_isis:

she's not the brightest crayon in the box!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 9/26/14 6:31pm Fredericks:

Never heard "Dumb as a Doorknob?"
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 9/26/14 6:31pm TheMarmot:

A few sandwiches short of a picnic
Avatar Fri. 9/26/14 6:31pm Reeshard:

"A few tacos short of a combo plate."
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 9/26/14 6:31pm common:

strange one, marcel. i remember just standing and staring at the guy, confused.
Avatar Fri. 9/26/14 6:32pm desiree_isis:

tool is the worst...or wet blanket UGH!
  Fri. 9/26/14 6:32pm herb.nyc:

"Yr so dumb yr brain is windows 3.1"
  Fri. 9/26/14 6:32pm waidmann:

oxygen thief was popular at our school
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:32pm Ken From Hyde Park:

You're a couple sandwiches short of a picnic.
Avatar Fri. 9/26/14 6:32pm Kayle in Toronto:

You could probably just call somebody "damp" without any noun and it'd seem insulting
Avatar Fri. 9/26/14 6:32pm Peanut:

Talk 2 the palm cuz you ain't the bomb.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:32pm Just Ted:

Foodbed and wet blanket: There has to be a joke there. Robyn??
Avatar Fri. 9/26/14 6:32pm desiree_isis:

Kayle, totally.
Avatar    Fri. 9/26/14 6:33pm BEAVO:

Not a double rainbow?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:33pm dale:

my wife said she was in a club and a guy came up to her and said 'has anyone ever told you that you're beautiful? well, i'm not gonna be the first.' SO MEAN!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 9/26/14 6:33pm TheMarmot:

Hey I said it first Frangry!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:33pm Ken From Hyde Park:

What are you, some kind of a thick head?
  Fri. 9/26/14 6:33pm knucklehead:

Knucklehead
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:33pm robyn:

@JustTed... um...for some reason all i can think of is, "mayo blanket."
Avatar Fri. 9/26/14 6:34pm Reeshard:

"I want to be a cloud." "I want to be steel." "The rainbow is my friend." Here comes Stevie Nicks' next record...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:34pm blee:

I've fried ice!
Avatar Fri. 9/26/14 6:34pm Kayle in Toronto:

brb going to fry ice
Avatar Fri. 9/26/14 6:34pm Peanut:

What about calling a female a douche bag?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:34pm robyn:

ahahahahah @reeshard
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:34pm BennettCap:

My friend was getting a beer gut and I told him, "Looks like you're building a shed over your toolbox."
  Fri. 9/26/14 6:34pm ledzeppelinsucks:

ice makes hot oil explode
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 9/26/14 6:35pm TheMarmot:

Gimme my propers, frangry! "Avatar @6:31 TheMarmot:

A few sandwiches short of a picnic "
Avatar Fri. 9/26/14 6:35pm cobradan:

Dick Nose
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:35pm blee:

I worked as a busboy back in the day and when we got bored we through ice in the deep fryer. It explodes and makes the most insane deep explosion sound.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:35pm robyn:

we're not connecting today, michele. i think we need to share a life affirming drug experience courtesy of Erowid.
  Fri. 9/26/14 6:35pm Jen and Serge:

Dicknose, Cock noggin, Shit leg. Ass hat. you're welcome =)
Avatar    Fri. 9/26/14 6:35pm BEAVO:

Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:35pm blee:

Management was pissed, but you have a 30 second time delay before explosion so it's hard for them to pinpoint who through ice in the deep fryer. TRUTH
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 9/26/14 6:35pm Marcel M:

I think thats true about the ice. It pops like woahhh
Avatar Fri. 9/26/14 6:36pm Kayle in Toronto:

sometimes "have a good one" cuts the deepest of all insults
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 9/26/14 6:36pm Carmichael:

I already gave you my life-affirming drug experience. Me and Chuck E. Cheese.
Avatar Fri. 9/26/14 6:36pm Peanut:

"good one numb nuts"
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 9/26/14 6:37pm TheMarmot:

@6:31 hahahhaha, like 5 comments earlier then ken
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:37pm dale:

hang up!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 9/26/14 6:37pm Carmichael:

No shit, Sherlock."
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:38pm Just Ted:

Water into hot oil vaporizes and causes the oil to splatter, my guess is the ice could last long enough to get deep enough into the oil to cause a bunch of it to blast out of the container.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:38pm robyn:

@carmichael i know! i hope there's a topic soon that prompts you calling in with the full story.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 9/26/14 6:38pm Marcel M:

Tocats Del Bolet is "touched in the mushroom" in Catalan.
Avatar    Fri. 9/26/14 6:39pm BEAVO:

What do you do around here besides bring down the property value?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:39pm dale:

tommy o'shea needs to loadedly check in .
  Fri. 9/26/14 6:39pm jen:

"you're being a real cooze"
Avatar Fri. 9/26/14 6:39pm Kayle in Toronto:

@dale he's probably heard things that will make your ears bleed
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 9/26/14 6:39pm Carmichael:

Some guy I knew would regularly call people "beetledick".
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 9/26/14 6:40pm TheMarmot:

AHAHHAHAHAH :P
  Fri. 9/26/14 6:40pm lisblue:

Zoaz pikutara! (Go to the figs!)
Even Basques think that it is weird.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:40pm Just Ted:

Anyone know what the deal is with insulting someone by showing them the bottom of your shoe?
  Fri. 9/26/14 6:40pm sheppard:

Calling a woman "Missy"
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 9/26/14 6:40pm TheMarmot:

Take a long walk off a short pier.
Avatar Fri. 9/26/14 6:40pm desiree_isis:

"were you born in a barn?" "did your parents adopt you from a dumpster?"
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:40pm dale:

being called 'cunt lips' is better than 'penis breath' if you're a dude.
Avatar Fri. 9/26/14 6:40pm desiree_isis:

smooth move, ex-lax
  Fri. 9/26/14 6:41pm Kathy:

Nothing against you or nothing BUT.....
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:41pm dale:

not hard to wrap her legs around, to be sure...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 9/26/14 6:41pm TheMarmot:

Put an egg in your shoe and beat it. Make like a tree and leave.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:41pm dale:

LOVE YOU!
  Fri. 9/26/14 6:42pm Ray:

I just show people two fingers in the form of a V and say "wankers." In America, this means nothing whatsoever.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 9/26/14 6:42pm Carmichael:

Woo hoo!! 1st time EVAH!
  Fri. 9/26/14 6:42pm MikeD!:

Someone once told my friend that her face looked like a bag of biscuits.
  Fri. 9/26/14 6:42pm sheppard:

Go play in traffic
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:42pm Ken From Hyde Park:

When someone missteps: "Have a good trip. See you next fall."
Avatar Fri. 9/26/14 6:42pm desiree_isis:

that is like PEN FIFTEEN
  Fri. 9/26/14 6:43pm lisblue:

The problem is between the keyboard and mouse
  Fri. 9/26/14 6:43pm ?:

You're dumber than snake mittens
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:43pm robyn:

"what is your malfunction?!" is my favorite insult question
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 9/26/14 6:43pm Carmichael:

"You're dumber than a box of rocks."
  Fri. 9/26/14 6:43pm knucklehead:

Dumb as a bag of hammers
Avatar Fri. 9/26/14 6:44pm Kayle in Toronto:

"what are you, new?"
  Fri. 9/26/14 6:44pm AnomolyX:

Why don't you go home and suck your Dad's !#$%..... like you do..... every night.
Avatar    Fri. 9/26/14 6:44pm BEAVO:

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:44pm Ken From Hyde Park:

@robyn - Especially when spoken in the voice of Mr. Buzzcut from Beavis & Butt-head.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 9/26/14 6:44pm Carmichael:

Heathers: "What's your damage?"
Avatar Fri. 9/26/14 6:45pm Reeshard:

"Go press your face in dough and make gorilla cookies."
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:45pm robyn:

daaaaamn the crayons one
  Fri. 9/26/14 6:45pm allison:

You're dumber than snake mittens
Avatar    Fri. 9/26/14 6:45pm BEAVO:

What is your major malfunction numbnutz?
Avatar Fri. 9/26/14 6:45pm Kayle in Toronto:

"Dude. Get the net."
  Fri. 9/26/14 6:46pm mikey_capone:

get bent!
Avatar Fri. 9/26/14 6:46pm Peanut:

lets play horse, ill be the front part AND YOU JUST BE YOURSELF
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:46pm robyn:

is this all philly and jersey people?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 9/26/14 6:46pm Marcel M:

I never knew what jabroni was either
Avatar Fri. 9/26/14 6:47pm Kayle in Toronto:

isn't "jabroni" what iconic wrestler The Rock called everyone?
  Fri. 9/26/14 6:47pm lisblue:

liar liar pants on fire...whoa
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 9/26/14 6:47pm Carmichael:

From Annie Hall: "Been good talking to you, but I have an appointment on the planet Earth."
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:47pm robyn:

the shows in which we try to crack up frangry and michele are the best ones.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:48pm robyn:

moist with topics
Avatar Fri. 9/26/14 6:48pm Kayle in Toronto:

my friend was telling me he likes to double fist his drinks at a party so if he gets tired of talking to someone he can just say "I'm going to get another drink". Sly.
  Fri. 9/26/14 6:48pm herb.nyc:

"Does yr face hurt? Because it's killing me"
  Fri. 9/26/14 6:48pm sheppard:

Addressing someone from behind, then when they turn their head to see, you say loudly "crane"
  Fri. 9/26/14 6:49pm herb.nyc:

From JCarson's Karnak: "may a crazed diamond cutter mount yr sister!"
  Fri. 9/26/14 6:49pm lord freakington:

what about party killer- or blockhead
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 9/26/14 6:49pm TheMarmot:

The motor is runnin but no one is behind the wheel
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:49pm Just Ted:

Good Game of Thrones: You no nothing Jon Snow. But pronounce it nutting.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:49pm dale:

every guy calls and says 'how bout two quick ones?', like it's a come on...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 9/26/14 6:49pm Carmichael:

My favorite Karnac line: "May the sewers of Rangoon back into your breakfast."
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:50pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Walk into a crowded rrom and yell "Hey, stupid!" Then insult the people who turn around.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:50pm robyn:

Southern insults may be their own separate topic, but once when I was living in North Carolina I told my coworker I'd do her a favor and she said, "Well. That's mighty white of you." I was like, what?! What?!! I still don't really know what it means. We're both white. I guess she was calling me an asshole?
  Fri. 9/26/14 6:50pm sheppard:

Are you trying to be boring
Avatar    Fri. 9/26/14 6:50pm BEAVO:

I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and poop out a better statement than that
Avatar Fri. 9/26/14 6:50pm Reeshard:

"Me no Popeye? You no Olive Oil..."
  Fri. 9/26/14 6:51pm sheppard:

Are you trying to be boring
Avatar Fri. 9/26/14 6:51pm Kayle in Toronto:

@Robyn my old boss told me "well bless your heart" is a polite southern way of telling you to go fuck yourself
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 9/26/14 6:51pm Carmichael:

Piscopo doing Sinatra: "I got chunks of guys like you in my stool."
  Fri. 9/26/14 6:52pm jennnn:

"did you have a brain tumor for breakfast? "
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:52pm robyn:

@Kayle yeah, that's true. It's still weird to hear used.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 9/26/14 6:52pm Carmichael:

From basic training: "What did you have for breakfast, dumb flakes??"
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:53pm Just Ted:

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
Avatar Fri. 9/26/14 6:53pm desiree_isis:

I live in Georgia and when you preface something with "bless his/her heart", your conversation party knows your about to lay some major shit down about them,
  Fri. 9/26/14 6:53pm On the Road:

What a squid ( a term used for a Lousy rider with the best equipment at a mx race
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:53pm robyn:

My dad once called my mom a "dingleberry." Only time I've ever heard someone over 10 say that.
Avatar Fri. 9/26/14 6:53pm desiree_isis:

I live in Georgia and when you preface something with "bless his/her heart", your conversation party knows your about to lay some major shit down about them,
  Fri. 9/26/14 6:53pm sheppard:

She looks like she washes with Comet
Avatar Fri. 9/26/14 6:53pm Kayle in Toronto:

I... think maybe I need to visit the south. It sounds magical.
Avatar Fri. 9/26/14 6:54pm Reeshard:

Holy moly! Frangry aware of a cultural event prior to 2007...
Avatar Fri. 9/26/14 6:54pm Peanut:

lick my baby maker.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:54pm dale:

did anyone say 'you're as useless as tits on a tomcat?'
Avatar    Fri. 9/26/14 6:54pm BEAVO:

You say Tomato, I say Fuck you.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:54pm robyn:

@Kayle you should. lots of great people.
Avatar Fri. 9/26/14 6:54pm desiree_isis:

it is. you'll get swamp ass but you get used to it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:55pm robyn:

ahahahaha @reeshard
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:55pm Just Ted:

Your so dumb you couldn't roll a tire down a steep hill.
Avatar Fri. 9/26/14 6:55pm Reeshard:

Why is it when Frangry tells someone to "Make it quick" they immediately go into boring detail? Weird...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 9/26/14 6:55pm Marcel M:

The baby one is the best!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:55pm dale:

maybe the biggest insult is 'you may win a free tee shirt.'
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:55pm Just Ted:

Crayons is classic.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:56pm blee:

I Didn't hear it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 9/26/14 6:56pm Carmichael:

You're so uncoordinated you couldn't hit a cow in the ass with a banjo.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:56pm blee:

Don't make be put down your baby is GOOOOOOD!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:56pm Just Ted:

Did your parents have any children that lived?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:57pm robyn:

come on. burnt squirrel!
Avatar Fri. 9/26/14 6:57pm desiree_isis:

how come there weren't more "your mama" jokes I wonder?
Avatar    Fri. 9/26/14 6:57pm BEAVO:

Did your mama have any kids that survived?
Avatar Fri. 9/26/14 6:57pm Kayle in Toronto:

@desiree_isis check the archives... you'll be pleasantly surprised
Avatar Fri. 9/26/14 6:58pm Frangry:

BYE WEIRDOS
Avatar Fri. 9/26/14 6:58pm desiree_isis:

okay, I hand to stand up and get some hummus so I must have missed them
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 9/26/14 6:58pm Marcel M:

Great show tonight!!!!
Avatar Fri. 9/26/14 6:58pm madman:

what about dick head
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:58pm Ken From Hyde Park:

@TheMarmot - Well, neither of us won.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 9/26/14 6:58pm robyn:

bravo ladies! watch out PATH train, Sassy Frangry has got some new ammo and is heading your way...
Avatar Fri. 9/26/14 6:59pm madman:

sorry iam late
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