WFMU: Shut Up, Weirdo with Frangry: Playlist from September 26, 2014

Listener comments!
	6:01pm robyn: hey GOOBERS
	♥ 6:01pm Carmichael: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT DANCE!!!!!!!
	♥ 6:01pm Ken From Hyde Park: Activate, robots! Your dance party is starting!
	♥ 6:01pm Just Ted: Hi Everyone
	6:02pm Frangry: HI WEIRDOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
	6:02pm P-90: Whazzzzzzup, stoooopid?!
	♥ 6:02pm Carmichael: It will take at least 30 minutes for your demographic to wake up, ladies.
	6:03pm robyn: "BURN ME WITH YOUR HOT CHEESE, SON"
	♥ 6:03pm Carmichael: How many beers in, Frangry??
	♥ 6:04pm Just Ted: But MICHELE is GREAT at pronouncing judgements.
	6:05pm TheMarmot: Mee chell b. growl'n
	♥ 6:05pm Just Ted: Any crying?
	6:05pm robyn: @Just Ted yes! The flock wants the return of Sister Shelly!
	♥ 6:06pm Just Ted: to accompany the emesis?
	♥ 6:06pm dale: i'm on my first vodka. i need to catch up but think that may not be possible.
	♥ 6:07pm Just Ted: Too many years of Catholic school to comment on that Robyn.
	♥ 6:07pm dale: i thought the theme was gonna be 'things that smell so bad you have to smell them again.'
	6:07pm robyn: My brother once called me "dick ripple."
	6:08pm ledzeppelinsucks: sounds great
	6:08pm Fredericks: www.youtube.com...
	6:09pm robyn: @Just Ted i almost wish i had gone to Catholic school. I think it would've given me a good structure for tracing my various neuroses.
	6:09pm Hook: Well wanna contribute: There was this mean teacher who had big boobs the kids called Adolf Titler.
	♥ 6:10pm dale: my mother always used to say she should have stopped having kids before i came along. more hurtful than an insult. but she died early and i got the last laugh.
	6:10pm Hook: There's also Sabrina the Teenage Bitch
	6:11pm Ned: "You do you." Is that an insult or a compliment?
	♥ 6:12pm Carmichael: I am a Catholic school survivor. From Ireland, no less. I mostly got called a "pillock".
	♥ 6:12pm Just Ted: @Robyn I always felt I would have benefited from public school. Catholic school probably caused my neuroses.
	6:12pm robyn: the one time I spent New Year's Eve in New York we were driving around Manhattan trying to find a friend's party. We drove by a guy in an altercation with a cop on the street. My window was down and as we whizzed by I heard the guy yell at the cop, "OH YEAH?! WELL I FUCKED YOUR WIFE!!" which is funny because I assume that didn't happen.
	6:12pm Reeshard: Michele decrees, "It's privilege to be here" sounding like she wants to lie down & take a nap. Convincing...
	6:13pm robyn: @Carmichael from what I've heard of Irish Catholic schools "survivor" is a good word. @Just Ted public school just makes you think children, and not the Church, are animals.
	6:13pm Hook: Think I heard this in a movie: "Whoever's willing to fuck you is just too lazy to jerk off."
	♥ 6:14pm Carmichael: Since when did "dill weed" become an insult? I heard a guy yell that at someone else recently.
	♥ 6:15pm dale: dill weed is a derivation of dildo
	6:15pm TheMarmot: @carmichael - since beavis and butthead
	6:15pm robyn: lol @Hook good one.
	6:15pm BEAVO: Dill Weed. Butt munch etc from Beavis and Butthead
	6:15pm robyn: I like "ass clown."
	♥ 6:15pm Carmichael: "The best part of you ran down your mama's leg."
	♥ 6:16pm Just Ted: I thought that was a NANCY.
	♥ 6:16pm dale: nancy boy, not a sally boy
	♥ 6:17pm Carmichael: Where I came from , it would be "poofter".
	6:17pm Ted: "Shut up Toot!"
	6:18pm BEAVO: Bumbaclot
	♥ 6:18pm Just Ted: Baby Bitch: insulting and alliterative
	♥ 6:18pm Carmichael: Tell the caller to turn up her phone.
	6:18pm robyn: "Stone cold retard" is another one but I realize that's not PC so that usually stays inside my brain.
	♥ 6:19pm Just Ted: Like Dookie on the Wire
	6:19pm desiree_isis: My best friend used to insult herself by saying she was going "bitchcakes" when she was in a foul mood.
	6:19pm robyn: burnt squirrel wins.
	6:19pm BEAVO: If Disney made a movie about you, they'd call it 'Dumbitch'
	6:20pm desiree_isis: I love burnt squirrel.
	♥ 6:20pm dale: did she say 'i'll give you my government name?'
	6:21pm desiree_isis: michele is totally right about crack and meth
	6:21pm robyn: Erowid, Frangry. Erowid. (michelle will know what this is)
	6:22pm BEAVO: Crack is cocaine which is more expensive
	♥ 6:23pm Marcel M: scum sucking pygmy wtf hahah
	6:23pm waidmann: meth mouth is pretty gross, they are both pretty bad
	6:23pm TheMarmot: hell yeah, erowid.org
	♥ 6:23pm Just Ted: Its a site about drugs
	6:23pm desiree_isis: It is a website that tells you everything about drugs!
	6:24pm Ralph: Bite me!
	♥ 6:24pm Just Ted: And no I don't know that because I use them
	6:24pm BEAVO: no not you
	6:24pm BEAVO: I love youse guys!
	♥ 6:25pm Marcel M: I think they are both cheap
	6:25pm ledzeppelinsucks: my gramdmother called me monkeyshine what does monkeyshine mean? I am white and she was canadian
	♥ 6:25pm Marcel M: crack is a city drug meth is a country drug
	6:25pm Reeshard: A subtle response to someone who thinks they're profound: "Wow, doesn't take many of YOU to make a dozen." Which leaves them wondering if they've been insulted or not...
	6:25pm Rusty: FI: HEY TWINKLE TOES
	6:25pm lord freakington: really why would I give a crap about a web site that tells me about drugs
	♥ 6:26pm Marcel M: hah English is my wife's second language and she thinks Jerk is the most offensive also haha
	6:26pm robyn: here is an example of a fun testimonial you will read on Erowid about methamphetamine, Frangry: "The Octopus and the Cave: A Tale of Psychosis."
	6:26pm Ned: Had no one said "Have a good one!"?
	♥ 6:26pm common: i dunno marcel. lots o both in philly.
	6:26pm TheMarmot: This guy is an idiot
	♥ 6:26pm Marcel M: Ehhhh philly is a country city :-)
	♥ 6:27pm Carmichael: Call someone a "tosser". They'll be confused.
	6:27pm BEAVO: Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is
	6:27pm P-90: Crack is much more expensive than meth, part of the popularity of meth is due to its relative cheapness.
	♥ 6:27pm common: right you are, marcel!
	6:27pm desiree_isis: @ledzeppelinsucks your comment seems like a postmodern poem that I like. Also, meth is totally cheaper and you don't like, have to make it or anything.
	6:27pm robyn: i agree with you @marcel m (from philly originally)
	6:27pm BEAVO: You are so ugly that when your mama dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering
	♥ 6:28pm Carmichael: My brother told me to "rotate". I was confused.
	6:28pm BEAVO: It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork
	♥ 6:28pm common: you - also - are correct, robyn.
	6:28pm leshwatt: Is asshat a spinoff of assclown?
	♥ 6:29pm Kayle in Toronto: Assclowns gotta wear something on their heads during winter
	6:29pm lisblue: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/21/drug-prices-infographic-silk-road_n_5006925.html - average price of drugs in the US
	6:30pm robyn: when I think of assclowns, I think of Eminem.
	♥ 6:30pm common: i grew up in west virginia. a grown man once said to me: "You are dogwater". Still confused by that one.
	6:30pm desiree_isis: dumb as a doornail
	6:30pm Jose: masca nalgas!
	♥ 6:30pm Ken From Hyde Park: "I don't feel very good today." "Don't look in the mirror!"
	6:31pm BEAVO: The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.
	♥ 6:31pm Marcel M: @Common: hahahah I like that
	6:31pm TheMarmot: If you had half a brain you'd be dangerous.
	6:31pm robyn: lol! @common "dogwater?!" i guess i see how that works...
	♥ 6:31pm Marcel M: To insult a place, I like to say, "I wouldn't take my best girl there."
	6:31pm desiree_isis: she's not the brightest crayon in the box!
	6:31pm Fredericks: Never heard "Dumb as a Doorknob?"
	6:31pm TheMarmot: A few sandwiches short of a picnic
	6:31pm Reeshard: "A few tacos short of a combo plate."
	♥ 6:31pm common: strange one, marcel. i remember just standing and staring at the guy, confused.
	6:32pm desiree_isis: tool is the worst...or wet blanket UGH!
	6:32pm herb.nyc: "Yr so dumb yr brain is windows 3.1"
	6:32pm waidmann: oxygen thief was popular at our school
	♥ 6:32pm Ken From Hyde Park: You're a couple sandwiches short of a picnic.
	♥ 6:32pm Kayle in Toronto: You could probably just call somebody "damp" without any noun and it'd seem insulting
	6:32pm Peanut: Talk 2 the palm cuz you ain't the bomb.
	♥ 6:32pm Just Ted: Foodbed and wet blanket: There has to be a joke there. Robyn??
	6:32pm desiree_isis: Kayle, totally.
	6:33pm BEAVO: Not a double rainbow?
	♥ 6:33pm dale: my wife said she was in a club and a guy came up to her and said 'has anyone ever told you that you're beautiful? well, i'm not gonna be the first.' SO MEAN!
	6:33pm TheMarmot: Hey I said it first Frangry!
	♥ 6:33pm Ken From Hyde Park: What are you, some kind of a thick head?
	6:33pm knucklehead: Knucklehead
	6:33pm robyn: @JustTed... um...for some reason all i can think of is, "mayo blanket."
	6:34pm Reeshard: "I want to be a cloud." "I want to be steel." "The rainbow is my friend." Here comes Stevie Nicks' next record...
	♥ 6:34pm blee: I've fried ice!
	♥ 6:34pm Kayle in Toronto: brb going to fry ice
	6:34pm Peanut: What about calling a female a douche bag?
	6:34pm robyn: ahahahahah @reeshard
	♥ 6:34pm BennettCap: My friend was getting a beer gut and I told him, "Looks like you're building a shed over your toolbox."
	6:34pm ledzeppelinsucks: ice makes hot oil explode
	6:35pm TheMarmot: Gimme my propers, frangry! "Avatar @6:31 TheMarmot: A few sandwiches short of a picnic "
	6:35pm cobradan: Dick Nose
	♥ 6:35pm blee: I worked as a busboy back in the day and when we got bored we through ice in the deep fryer. It explodes and makes the most insane deep explosion sound.
	6:35pm robyn: we're not connecting today, michele. i think we need to share a life affirming drug experience courtesy of Erowid.
	6:35pm Jen and Serge: Dicknose, Cock noggin, Shit leg. Ass hat. you're welcome =)
	6:35pm BEAVO: Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident
	♥ 6:35pm blee: Management was pissed, but you have a 30 second time delay before explosion so it's hard for them to pinpoint who through ice in the deep fryer. TRUTH
	♥ 6:35pm Marcel M: I think thats true about the ice. It pops like woahhh
	♥ 6:36pm Kayle in Toronto: sometimes "have a good one" cuts the deepest of all insults
	♥ 6:36pm Carmichael: I already gave you my life-affirming drug experience. Me and Chuck E. Cheese.
	6:36pm Peanut: "good one numb nuts"
	6:37pm TheMarmot: @6:31 hahahhaha, like 5 comments earlier then ken
	♥ 6:37pm dale: hang up!
	♥ 6:37pm Carmichael: No shit, Sherlock."
	♥ 6:38pm Just Ted: Water into hot oil vaporizes and causes the oil to splatter, my guess is the ice could last long enough to get deep enough into the oil to cause a bunch of it to blast out of the container.
	6:38pm robyn: @carmichael i know! i hope there's a topic soon that prompts you calling in with the full story.
	♥ 6:38pm Marcel M: Tocats Del Bolet is "touched in the mushroom" in Catalan.
	6:39pm BEAVO: What do you do around here besides bring down the property value?
	♥ 6:39pm dale: tommy o'shea needs to loadedly check in .
	6:39pm jen: "you're being a real cooze"
	♥ 6:39pm Kayle in Toronto: @dale he's probably heard things that will make your ears bleed
	♥ 6:39pm Carmichael: Some guy I knew would regularly call people "beetledick".
	6:40pm TheMarmot: AHAHHAHAHAH :P
	6:40pm lisblue: Zoaz pikutara! (Go to the figs!) Even Basques think that it is weird.
	♥ 6:40pm Just Ted: Anyone know what the deal is with insulting someone by showing them the bottom of your shoe?
	6:40pm sheppard: Calling a woman "Missy"
	6:40pm TheMarmot: Take a long walk off a short pier.
	6:40pm desiree_isis: "were you born in a barn?" "did your parents adopt you from a dumpster?"
	♥ 6:40pm dale: being called 'cunt lips' is better than 'penis breath' if you're a dude.
	6:40pm desiree_isis: smooth move, ex-lax
	6:41pm Kathy: Nothing against you or nothing BUT.....
	♥ 6:41pm dale: not hard to wrap her legs around, to be sure...
	6:41pm TheMarmot: Put an egg in your shoe and beat it. Make like a tree and leave.
	♥ 6:41pm dale: LOVE YOU!
	6:42pm Ray: I just show people two fingers in the form of a V and say "wankers." In America, this means nothing whatsoever.
	♥ 6:42pm Carmichael: Woo hoo!! 1st time EVAH!
	6:42pm MikeD!: Someone once told my friend that her face looked like a bag of biscuits.
	6:42pm sheppard: Go play in traffic
	♥ 6:42pm Ken From Hyde Park: When someone missteps: "Have a good trip. See you next fall."
	6:42pm desiree_isis: that is like PEN FIFTEEN
	6:43pm lisblue: The problem is between the keyboard and mouse
	6:43pm ?: You're dumber than snake mittens
	6:43pm robyn: "what is your malfunction?!" is my favorite insult question
	♥ 6:43pm Carmichael: "You're dumber than a box of rocks."
	6:43pm knucklehead: Dumb as a bag of hammers
	♥ 6:44pm Kayle in Toronto: "what are you, new?"
	6:44pm AnomolyX: Why don't you go home and suck your Dad's !#$%..... like you do..... every night.
	6:44pm BEAVO: Why don't you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma
	♥ 6:44pm Ken From Hyde Park: @robyn - Especially when spoken in the voice of Mr. Buzzcut from Beavis & Butt-head.
	♥ 6:44pm Carmichael: Heathers: "What's your damage?"
	6:45pm Reeshard: "Go press your face in dough and make gorilla cookies."
	6:45pm robyn: daaaaamn the crayons one
	6:45pm allison: You're dumber than snake mittens
	6:45pm BEAVO: What is your major malfunction numbnutz?
	♥ 6:45pm Kayle in Toronto: "Dude. Get the net."
	6:46pm mikey_capone: get bent!
	6:46pm Peanut: lets play horse, ill be the front part AND YOU JUST BE YOURSELF
	6:46pm robyn: is this all philly and jersey people?
	♥ 6:46pm Marcel M: I never knew what jabroni was either
	♥ 6:47pm Kayle in Toronto: isn't "jabroni" what iconic wrestler The Rock called everyone?
	6:47pm lisblue: liar liar pants on fire...whoa
	♥ 6:47pm Carmichael: From Annie Hall: "Been good talking to you, but I have an appointment on the planet Earth."
	6:47pm robyn: the shows in which we try to crack up frangry and michele are the best ones.
	6:48pm robyn: moist with topics
	♥ 6:48pm Kayle in Toronto: my friend was telling me he likes to double fist his drinks at a party so if he gets tired of talking to someone he can just say "I'm going to get another drink". Sly.
	6:48pm herb.nyc: "Does yr face hurt? Because it's killing me"
	6:48pm sheppard: Addressing someone from behind, then when they turn their head to see, you say loudly "crane"
	6:49pm herb.nyc: From JCarson's Karnak: "may a crazed diamond cutter mount yr sister!"
	6:49pm lord freakington: what about party killer- or blockhead
	6:49pm TheMarmot: The motor is runnin but no one is behind the wheel
	♥ 6:49pm Just Ted: Good Game of Thrones: You no nothing Jon Snow. But pronounce it nutting.
	♥ 6:49pm dale: every guy calls and says 'how bout two quick ones?', like it's a come on...
	♥ 6:49pm Carmichael: My favorite Karnac line: "May the sewers of Rangoon back into your breakfast."
	♥ 6:50pm Ken From Hyde Park: Walk into a crowded rrom and yell "Hey, stupid!" Then insult the people who turn around.
	6:50pm robyn: Southern insults may be their own separate topic, but once when I was living in North Carolina I told my coworker I'd do her a favor and she said, "Well. That's mighty white of you." I was like, what?! What?!! I still don't really know what it means. We're both white. I guess she was calling me an asshole?
	6:50pm sheppard: Are you trying to be boring
	6:50pm BEAVO: I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and poop out a better statement than that
	6:50pm Reeshard: "Me no Popeye? You no Olive Oil..."
	6:51pm sheppard: Are you trying to be boring
	♥ 6:51pm Kayle in Toronto: @Robyn my old boss told me "well bless your heart" is a polite southern way of telling you to go fuck yourself
	♥ 6:51pm Carmichael: Piscopo doing Sinatra: "I got chunks of guys like you in my stool."
	6:52pm jennnn: "did you have a brain tumor for breakfast? "
	6:52pm robyn: @Kayle yeah, that's true. It's still weird to hear used.
	♥ 6:52pm Carmichael: From basic training: "What did you have for breakfast, dumb flakes??"
	♥ 6:53pm Just Ted: Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
	6:53pm desiree_isis: I live in Georgia and when you preface something with "bless his/her heart", your conversation party knows your about to lay some major shit down about them,
	6:53pm On the Road: What a squid ( a term used for a Lousy rider with the best equipment at a mx race
	6:53pm robyn: My dad once called my mom a "dingleberry." Only time I've ever heard someone over 10 say that.
	6:53pm desiree_isis: I live in Georgia and when you preface something with "bless his/her heart", your conversation party knows your about to lay some major shit down about them,
	6:53pm sheppard: She looks like she washes with Comet
	♥ 6:53pm Kayle in Toronto: I... think maybe I need to visit the south. It sounds magical.
	6:54pm Reeshard: Holy moly! Frangry aware of a cultural event prior to 2007...
	6:54pm Peanut: lick my baby maker.
	♥ 6:54pm dale: did anyone say 'you're as useless as tits on a tomcat?'
	6:54pm BEAVO: You say Tomato, I say Fuck you.
	6:54pm robyn: @Kayle you should. lots of great people.
	6:54pm desiree_isis: it is. you'll get swamp ass but you get used to it.
	6:55pm robyn: ahahahaha @reeshard
	♥ 6:55pm Just Ted: Your so dumb you couldn't roll a tire down a steep hill.
	6:55pm Reeshard: Why is it when Frangry tells someone to "Make it quick" they immediately go into boring detail? Weird...
	♥ 6:55pm Marcel M: The baby one is the best!
	♥ 6:55pm dale: maybe the biggest insult is 'you may win a free tee shirt.'
	♥ 6:55pm Just Ted: Crayons is classic.
	♥ 6:56pm blee: I Didn't hear it.
	♥ 6:56pm Carmichael: You're so uncoordinated you couldn't hit a cow in the ass with a banjo.
	♥ 6:56pm blee: Don't make be put down your baby is GOOOOOOD!
	♥ 6:56pm Just Ted: Did your parents have any children that lived?
	6:57pm robyn: come on. burnt squirrel!
	6:57pm desiree_isis: how come there weren't more "your mama" jokes I wonder?
	6:57pm BEAVO: Did your mama have any kids that survived?
	♥ 6:57pm Kayle in Toronto: @desiree_isis check the archives... you'll be pleasantly surprised
	6:58pm Frangry: BYE WEIRDOS
	6:58pm desiree_isis: okay, I hand to stand up and get some hummus so I must have missed them
	♥ 6:58pm Marcel M: Great show tonight!!!!
	♥ 6:58pm madman: what about dick head
	♥ 6:58pm Ken From Hyde Park: @TheMarmot - Well, neither of us won.
	6:58pm robyn: bravo ladies! watch out PATH train, Sassy Frangry has got some new ammo and is heading your way...
	♥ 6:59pm madman: sorry iam late

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September 26, 2014: Funny Insults Hahaha

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Listener comments!
	6:01pm robyn: hey GOOBERS
	♥ 6:01pm Carmichael: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT DANCE!!!!!!!
	♥ 6:01pm Ken From Hyde Park: Activate, robots! Your dance party is starting!
	♥ 6:01pm Just Ted: Hi Everyone
	6:02pm Frangry: HI WEIRDOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
	6:02pm P-90: Whazzzzzzup, stoooopid?!
	♥ 6:02pm Carmichael: It will take at least 30 minutes for your demographic to wake up, ladies.
	6:03pm robyn: "BURN ME WITH YOUR HOT CHEESE, SON"
	♥ 6:03pm Carmichael: How many beers in, Frangry??
	♥ 6:04pm Just Ted: But MICHELE is GREAT at pronouncing judgements.
	6:05pm TheMarmot: Mee chell b. growl'n
	♥ 6:05pm Just Ted: Any crying?
	6:05pm robyn: @Just Ted yes! The flock wants the return of Sister Shelly!
	♥ 6:06pm Just Ted: to accompany the emesis?
	♥ 6:06pm dale: i'm on my first vodka. i need to catch up but think that may not be possible.
	♥ 6:07pm Just Ted: Too many years of Catholic school to comment on that Robyn.
	♥ 6:07pm dale: i thought the theme was gonna be 'things that smell so bad you have to smell them again.'
	6:07pm robyn: My brother once called me "dick ripple."
	6:08pm ledzeppelinsucks: sounds great
	6:08pm Fredericks: www.youtube.com...
	6:09pm robyn: @Just Ted i almost wish i had gone to Catholic school. I think it would've given me a good structure for tracing my various neuroses.
	6:09pm Hook: Well wanna contribute: There was this mean teacher who had big boobs the kids called Adolf Titler.
	♥ 6:10pm dale: my mother always used to say she should have stopped having kids before i came along. more hurtful than an insult. but she died early and i got the last laugh.
	6:10pm Hook: There's also Sabrina the Teenage Bitch
	6:11pm Ned: "You do you." Is that an insult or a compliment?
	♥ 6:12pm Carmichael: I am a Catholic school survivor. From Ireland, no less. I mostly got called a "pillock".
	♥ 6:12pm Just Ted: @Robyn I always felt I would have benefited from public school. Catholic school probably caused my neuroses.
	6:12pm robyn: the one time I spent New Year's Eve in New York we were driving around Manhattan trying to find a friend's party. We drove by a guy in an altercation with a cop on the street. My window was down and as we whizzed by I heard the guy yell at the cop, "OH YEAH?! WELL I FUCKED YOUR WIFE!!" which is funny because I assume that didn't happen.
	6:12pm Reeshard: Michele decrees, "It's privilege to be here" sounding like she wants to lie down & take a nap. Convincing...
	6:13pm robyn: @Carmichael from what I've heard of Irish Catholic schools "survivor" is a good word. @Just Ted public school just makes you think children, and not the Church, are animals.
	6:13pm Hook: Think I heard this in a movie: "Whoever's willing to fuck you is just too lazy to jerk off."
	♥ 6:14pm Carmichael: Since when did "dill weed" become an insult? I heard a guy yell that at someone else recently.
	♥ 6:15pm dale: dill weed is a derivation of dildo
	6:15pm TheMarmot: @carmichael - since beavis and butthead
	6:15pm robyn: lol @Hook good one.
	6:15pm BEAVO: Dill Weed. Butt munch etc from Beavis and Butthead
	6:15pm robyn: I like "ass clown."
	♥ 6:15pm Carmichael: "The best part of you ran down your mama's leg."
	♥ 6:16pm Just Ted: I thought that was a NANCY.
	♥ 6:16pm dale: nancy boy, not a sally boy
	♥ 6:17pm Carmichael: Where I came from , it would be "poofter".
	6:17pm Ted: "Shut up Toot!"
	6:18pm BEAVO: Bumbaclot
	♥ 6:18pm Just Ted: Baby Bitch: insulting and alliterative
	♥ 6:18pm Carmichael: Tell the caller to turn up her phone.
	6:18pm robyn: "Stone cold retard" is another one but I realize that's not PC so that usually stays inside my brain.
	♥ 6:19pm Just Ted: Like Dookie on the Wire
	6:19pm desiree_isis: My best friend used to insult herself by saying she was going "bitchcakes" when she was in a foul mood.
	6:19pm robyn: burnt squirrel wins.
	6:19pm BEAVO: If Disney made a movie about you, they'd call it 'Dumbitch'
	6:20pm desiree_isis: I love burnt squirrel.
	♥ 6:20pm dale: did she say 'i'll give you my government name?'
	6:21pm desiree_isis: michele is totally right about crack and meth
	6:21pm robyn: Erowid, Frangry. Erowid. (michelle will know what this is)
	6:22pm BEAVO: Crack is cocaine which is more expensive
	♥ 6:23pm Marcel M: scum sucking pygmy wtf hahah
	6:23pm waidmann: meth mouth is pretty gross, they are both pretty bad
	6:23pm TheMarmot: hell yeah, erowid.org
	♥ 6:23pm Just Ted: Its a site about drugs
	6:23pm desiree_isis: It is a website that tells you everything about drugs!
	6:24pm Ralph: Bite me!
	♥ 6:24pm Just Ted: And no I don't know that because I use them
	6:24pm BEAVO: no not you
	6:24pm BEAVO: I love youse guys!
	♥ 6:25pm Marcel M: I think they are both cheap
	6:25pm ledzeppelinsucks: my gramdmother called me monkeyshine what does monkeyshine mean? I am white and she was canadian
	♥ 6:25pm Marcel M: crack is a city drug meth is a country drug
	6:25pm Reeshard: A subtle response to someone who thinks they're profound: "Wow, doesn't take many of YOU to make a dozen." Which leaves them wondering if they've been insulted or not...
	6:25pm Rusty: FI: HEY TWINKLE TOES
	6:25pm lord freakington: really why would I give a crap about a web site that tells me about drugs
	♥ 6:26pm Marcel M: hah English is my wife's second language and she thinks Jerk is the most offensive also haha
	6:26pm robyn: here is an example of a fun testimonial you will read on Erowid about methamphetamine, Frangry: "The Octopus and the Cave: A Tale of Psychosis."
	6:26pm Ned: Had no one said "Have a good one!"?
	♥ 6:26pm common: i dunno marcel. lots o both in philly.
	6:26pm TheMarmot: This guy is an idiot
	♥ 6:26pm Marcel M: Ehhhh philly is a country city :-)
	♥ 6:27pm Carmichael: Call someone a "tosser". They'll be confused.
	6:27pm BEAVO: Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is
	6:27pm P-90: Crack is much more expensive than meth, part of the popularity of meth is due to its relative cheapness.
	♥ 6:27pm common: right you are, marcel!
	6:27pm desiree_isis: @ledzeppelinsucks your comment seems like a postmodern poem that I like. Also, meth is totally cheaper and you don't like, have to make it or anything.
	6:27pm robyn: i agree with you @marcel m (from philly originally)
	6:27pm BEAVO: You are so ugly that when your mama dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering
	♥ 6:28pm Carmichael: My brother told me to "rotate". I was confused.
	6:28pm BEAVO: It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork
	♥ 6:28pm common: you - also - are correct, robyn.
	6:28pm leshwatt: Is asshat a spinoff of assclown?
	♥ 6:29pm Kayle in Toronto: Assclowns gotta wear something on their heads during winter
	6:29pm lisblue: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/21/drug-prices-infographic-silk-road_n_5006925.html - average price of drugs in the US
	6:30pm robyn: when I think of assclowns, I think of Eminem.
	♥ 6:30pm common: i grew up in west virginia. a grown man once said to me: "You are dogwater". Still confused by that one.
	6:30pm desiree_isis: dumb as a doornail
	6:30pm Jose: masca nalgas!
	♥ 6:30pm Ken From Hyde Park: "I don't feel very good today." "Don't look in the mirror!"
	6:31pm BEAVO: The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.
	♥ 6:31pm Marcel M: @Common: hahahah I like that
	6:31pm TheMarmot: If you had half a brain you'd be dangerous.
	6:31pm robyn: lol! @common "dogwater?!" i guess i see how that works...
	♥ 6:31pm Marcel M: To insult a place, I like to say, "I wouldn't take my best girl there."
	6:31pm desiree_isis: she's not the brightest crayon in the box!
	6:31pm Fredericks: Never heard "Dumb as a Doorknob?"
	6:31pm TheMarmot: A few sandwiches short of a picnic
	6:31pm Reeshard: "A few tacos short of a combo plate."
	♥ 6:31pm common: strange one, marcel. i remember just standing and staring at the guy, confused.
	6:32pm desiree_isis: tool is the worst...or wet blanket UGH!
	6:32pm herb.nyc: "Yr so dumb yr brain is windows 3.1"
	6:32pm waidmann: oxygen thief was popular at our school
	♥ 6:32pm Ken From Hyde Park: You're a couple sandwiches short of a picnic.
	♥ 6:32pm Kayle in Toronto: You could probably just call somebody "damp" without any noun and it'd seem insulting
	6:32pm Peanut: Talk 2 the palm cuz you ain't the bomb.
	♥ 6:32pm Just Ted: Foodbed and wet blanket: There has to be a joke there. Robyn??
	6:32pm desiree_isis: Kayle, totally.
	6:33pm BEAVO: Not a double rainbow?
	♥ 6:33pm dale: my wife said she was in a club and a guy came up to her and said 'has anyone ever told you that you're beautiful? well, i'm not gonna be the first.' SO MEAN!
	6:33pm TheMarmot: Hey I said it first Frangry!
	♥ 6:33pm Ken From Hyde Park: What are you, some kind of a thick head?
	6:33pm knucklehead: Knucklehead
	6:33pm robyn: @JustTed... um...for some reason all i can think of is, "mayo blanket."
	6:34pm Reeshard: "I want to be a cloud." "I want to be steel." "The rainbow is my friend." Here comes Stevie Nicks' next record...
	♥ 6:34pm blee: I've fried ice!
	♥ 6:34pm Kayle in Toronto: brb going to fry ice
	6:34pm Peanut: What about calling a female a douche bag?
	6:34pm robyn: ahahahahah @reeshard
	♥ 6:34pm BennettCap: My friend was getting a beer gut and I told him, "Looks like you're building a shed over your toolbox."
	6:34pm ledzeppelinsucks: ice makes hot oil explode
	6:35pm TheMarmot: Gimme my propers, frangry! "Avatar @6:31 TheMarmot: A few sandwiches short of a picnic "
	6:35pm cobradan: Dick Nose
	♥ 6:35pm blee: I worked as a busboy back in the day and when we got bored we through ice in the deep fryer. It explodes and makes the most insane deep explosion sound.
	6:35pm robyn: we're not connecting today, michele. i think we need to share a life affirming drug experience courtesy of Erowid.
	6:35pm Jen and Serge: Dicknose, Cock noggin, Shit leg. Ass hat. you're welcome =)
	6:35pm BEAVO: Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident
	♥ 6:35pm blee: Management was pissed, but you have a 30 second time delay before explosion so it's hard for them to pinpoint who through ice in the deep fryer. TRUTH
	♥ 6:35pm Marcel M: I think thats true about the ice. It pops like woahhh
	♥ 6:36pm Kayle in Toronto: sometimes "have a good one" cuts the deepest of all insults
	♥ 6:36pm Carmichael: I already gave you my life-affirming drug experience. Me and Chuck E. Cheese.
	6:36pm Peanut: "good one numb nuts"
	6:37pm TheMarmot: @6:31 hahahhaha, like 5 comments earlier then ken
	♥ 6:37pm dale: hang up!
	♥ 6:37pm Carmichael: No shit, Sherlock."
	♥ 6:38pm Just Ted: Water into hot oil vaporizes and causes the oil to splatter, my guess is the ice could last long enough to get deep enough into the oil to cause a bunch of it to blast out of the container.
	6:38pm robyn: @carmichael i know! i hope there's a topic soon that prompts you calling in with the full story.
	♥ 6:38pm Marcel M: Tocats Del Bolet is "touched in the mushroom" in Catalan.
	6:39pm BEAVO: What do you do around here besides bring down the property value?
	♥ 6:39pm dale: tommy o'shea needs to loadedly check in .
	6:39pm jen: "you're being a real cooze"
	♥ 6:39pm Kayle in Toronto: @dale he's probably heard things that will make your ears bleed
	♥ 6:39pm Carmichael: Some guy I knew would regularly call people "beetledick".
	6:40pm TheMarmot: AHAHHAHAHAH :P
	6:40pm lisblue: Zoaz pikutara! (Go to the figs!) Even Basques think that it is weird.
	♥ 6:40pm Just Ted: Anyone know what the deal is with insulting someone by showing them the bottom of your shoe?
	6:40pm sheppard: Calling a woman "Missy"
	6:40pm TheMarmot: Take a long walk off a short pier.
	6:40pm desiree_isis: "were you born in a barn?" "did your parents adopt you from a dumpster?"
	♥ 6:40pm dale: being called 'cunt lips' is better than 'penis breath' if you're a dude.
	6:40pm desiree_isis: smooth move, ex-lax
	6:41pm Kathy: Nothing against you or nothing BUT.....
	♥ 6:41pm dale: not hard to wrap her legs around, to be sure...
	6:41pm TheMarmot: Put an egg in your shoe and beat it. Make like a tree and leave.
	♥ 6:41pm dale: LOVE YOU!
	6:42pm Ray: I just show people two fingers in the form of a V and say "wankers." In America, this means nothing whatsoever.
	♥ 6:42pm Carmichael: Woo hoo!! 1st time EVAH!
	6:42pm MikeD!: Someone once told my friend that her face looked like a bag of biscuits.
	6:42pm sheppard: Go play in traffic
	♥ 6:42pm Ken From Hyde Park: When someone missteps: "Have a good trip. See you next fall."
	6:42pm desiree_isis: that is like PEN FIFTEEN
	6:43pm lisblue: The problem is between the keyboard and mouse
	6:43pm ?: You're dumber than snake mittens
	6:43pm robyn: "what is your malfunction?!" is my favorite insult question
	♥ 6:43pm Carmichael: "You're dumber than a box of rocks."
	6:43pm knucklehead: Dumb as a bag of hammers
	♥ 6:44pm Kayle in Toronto: "what are you, new?"
	6:44pm AnomolyX: Why don't you go home and suck your Dad's !#$%..... like you do..... every night.
	6:44pm BEAVO: Why don't you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma
	♥ 6:44pm Ken From Hyde Park: @robyn - Especially when spoken in the voice of Mr. Buzzcut from Beavis & Butt-head.
	♥ 6:44pm Carmichael: Heathers: "What's your damage?"
	6:45pm Reeshard: "Go press your face in dough and make gorilla cookies."
	6:45pm robyn: daaaaamn the crayons one
	6:45pm allison: You're dumber than snake mittens
	6:45pm BEAVO: What is your major malfunction numbnutz?
	♥ 6:45pm Kayle in Toronto: "Dude. Get the net."
	6:46pm mikey_capone: get bent!
	6:46pm Peanut: lets play horse, ill be the front part AND YOU JUST BE YOURSELF
	6:46pm robyn: is this all philly and jersey people?
	♥ 6:46pm Marcel M: I never knew what jabroni was either
	♥ 6:47pm Kayle in Toronto: isn't "jabroni" what iconic wrestler The Rock called everyone?
	6:47pm lisblue: liar liar pants on fire...whoa
	♥ 6:47pm Carmichael: From Annie Hall: "Been good talking to you, but I have an appointment on the planet Earth."
	6:47pm robyn: the shows in which we try to crack up frangry and michele are the best ones.
	6:48pm robyn: moist with topics
	♥ 6:48pm Kayle in Toronto: my friend was telling me he likes to double fist his drinks at a party so if he gets tired of talking to someone he can just say "I'm going to get another drink". Sly.
	6:48pm herb.nyc: "Does yr face hurt? Because it's killing me"
	6:48pm sheppard: Addressing someone from behind, then when they turn their head to see, you say loudly "crane"
	6:49pm herb.nyc: From JCarson's Karnak: "may a crazed diamond cutter mount yr sister!"
	6:49pm lord freakington: what about party killer- or blockhead
	6:49pm TheMarmot: The motor is runnin but no one is behind the wheel
	♥ 6:49pm Just Ted: Good Game of Thrones: You no nothing Jon Snow. But pronounce it nutting.
	♥ 6:49pm dale: every guy calls and says 'how bout two quick ones?', like it's a come on...
	♥ 6:49pm Carmichael: My favorite Karnac line: "May the sewers of Rangoon back into your breakfast."
	♥ 6:50pm Ken From Hyde Park: Walk into a crowded rrom and yell "Hey, stupid!" Then insult the people who turn around.
	6:50pm robyn: Southern insults may be their own separate topic, but once when I was living in North Carolina I told my coworker I'd do her a favor and she said, "Well. That's mighty white of you." I was like, what?! What?!! I still don't really know what it means. We're both white. I guess she was calling me an asshole?
	6:50pm sheppard: Are you trying to be boring
	6:50pm BEAVO: I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and poop out a better statement than that
	6:50pm Reeshard: "Me no Popeye? You no Olive Oil..."
	6:51pm sheppard: Are you trying to be boring
	♥ 6:51pm Kayle in Toronto: @Robyn my old boss told me "well bless your heart" is a polite southern way of telling you to go fuck yourself
	♥ 6:51pm Carmichael: Piscopo doing Sinatra: "I got chunks of guys like you in my stool."
	6:52pm jennnn: "did you have a brain tumor for breakfast? "
	6:52pm robyn: @Kayle yeah, that's true. It's still weird to hear used.
	♥ 6:52pm Carmichael: From basic training: "What did you have for breakfast, dumb flakes??"
	♥ 6:53pm Just Ted: Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
	6:53pm desiree_isis: I live in Georgia and when you preface something with "bless his/her heart", your conversation party knows your about to lay some major shit down about them,
	6:53pm On the Road: What a squid ( a term used for a Lousy rider with the best equipment at a mx race
	6:53pm robyn: My dad once called my mom a "dingleberry." Only time I've ever heard someone over 10 say that.
	6:53pm desiree_isis: I live in Georgia and when you preface something with "bless his/her heart", your conversation party knows your about to lay some major shit down about them,
	6:53pm sheppard: She looks like she washes with Comet
	♥ 6:53pm Kayle in Toronto: I... think maybe I need to visit the south. It sounds magical.
	6:54pm Reeshard: Holy moly! Frangry aware of a cultural event prior to 2007...
	6:54pm Peanut: lick my baby maker.
	♥ 6:54pm dale: did anyone say 'you're as useless as tits on a tomcat?'
	6:54pm BEAVO: You say Tomato, I say Fuck you.
	6:54pm robyn: @Kayle you should. lots of great people.
	6:54pm desiree_isis: it is. you'll get swamp ass but you get used to it.
	6:55pm robyn: ahahahaha @reeshard
	♥ 6:55pm Just Ted: Your so dumb you couldn't roll a tire down a steep hill.
	6:55pm Reeshard: Why is it when Frangry tells someone to "Make it quick" they immediately go into boring detail? Weird...
	♥ 6:55pm Marcel M: The baby one is the best!
	♥ 6:55pm dale: maybe the biggest insult is 'you may win a free tee shirt.'
	♥ 6:55pm Just Ted: Crayons is classic.
	♥ 6:56pm blee: I Didn't hear it.
	♥ 6:56pm Carmichael: You're so uncoordinated you couldn't hit a cow in the ass with a banjo.
	♥ 6:56pm blee: Don't make be put down your baby is GOOOOOOD!
	♥ 6:56pm Just Ted: Did your parents have any children that lived?
	6:57pm robyn: come on. burnt squirrel!
	6:57pm desiree_isis: how come there weren't more "your mama" jokes I wonder?
	6:57pm BEAVO: Did your mama have any kids that survived?
	♥ 6:57pm Kayle in Toronto: @desiree_isis check the archives... you'll be pleasantly surprised
	6:58pm Frangry: BYE WEIRDOS
	6:58pm desiree_isis: okay, I hand to stand up and get some hummus so I must have missed them
	♥ 6:58pm Marcel M: Great show tonight!!!!
	♥ 6:58pm madman: what about dick head
	♥ 6:58pm Ken From Hyde Park: @TheMarmot - Well, neither of us won.
	6:58pm robyn: bravo ladies! watch out PATH train, Sassy Frangry has got some new ammo and is heading your way...
	♥ 6:59pm madman: sorry iam late

Shut Up, Weirdo with Frangry: Playlist from September 26, 2014

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