Favoriting Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from May 7, 2014 Favoriting

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The program formerly known as Dinner at Andy's, The Fuzzy Glove Hour, Whores, and The Happiness Hut. Ken and Andy, also known as The Enema Boys, further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards on a weekly basis. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)

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Favoriting May 7, 2014: Advice from Your Mothers

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what disaster are we in for today???
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:02pm

Front and center! Hi-ya, hi-ya!
Avatar 🚂 6:02pm

My mother did me the service of _not_ saying something to me, to wit 'Just be yourself.' I can only assume that it was because she knew me, and she knew enough about the world to know that it wouldn't very much like me.
Avatar 6:02pm

"If it's true." Should be the underlying theme for ALL of your shows.
Avatar 🚂 6:02pm
Listener Julian:

I get weirdly excited in anticipation of the build-up, the asymptotic approach to a successful show, and then the inevitable trainwreck.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:03pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

I believe the action today will involve calling random middle-aged ladies and Ken & Andy claiming they're their long-lost sons. And that they're coming over for Mother's Day.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:05pm

where does one find said crappy toys to consider the purchase thereof?
Avatar 6:05pm

Oh andy, w his PRIDE comment. He who is fond of saying MASTURBATION. but wait, we're learning of his $ difficulties. Oh never mind, i now worry about his wife and child.
Avatar 6:06pm

Nice going, Andy!!

see - I told ya...

Can't imagine why kids wouldn't want to get toys from a site that looks like UncleanDYtoys.
I don't even want to know what "DY" stands for...

low point: Andy complaining about Uppity Moms
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:08pm

thank god my parents died from smoking and obesity at a young age before i had to take care of them. praise jeebus!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:09pm

lilacs are great - did you plant it next to the outhouse ken? that's where you find them usually.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:09pm
Nick the Bard:

Can we rename the show "The Dead Mom Line"?

"Whats My DEAD MOM Line"
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:11pm

maybe 'american pie' is actually about don mccleans's mom.
Avatar 6:11pm

I though I knew what Second Line meant. Now I know what Third Line means.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:12pm

your dead mom line would be 'you'll never amount to anything - from my GRAVE!'
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:14pm
Nick the Bard:

Going by the calls so far, having a dead mom actually seems to make you smarter. Or at least knowing how to talk on the phone.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:15pm
Greg from Bloomfield:

We celebrated Mother's Day last Sunday cuz my Mom didn't want to deal with actual Mother's Day traffic and reservations. My Mom rules.
That Bipolar Guy:

I won't call in but I'd like to call the dead mom line and say... The one thing I learned is that the value of mom is priceless! Because you can't buy another mom on amazon,you can't build another mom,you can't grow another mom. You only get one and that's what makes her priceless!!! Now I'm going to cry
That Bipolar Guy:

I wish my mom was alive

Once when I was moving into a new apartment, I went to sign the lease and they also made me sign a paper swearing that I would NEVER run the garbage disposal without running cold water at the same time. Since then, I always assumed it was a really big deal to have the water running since the apartment managers seemed to care so much about it.
Avatar 6:18pm
Danne D:

Advice from my mom.

Someone from the mafia is going to ask you to join b/c you've got the brains. Don't do it.

I have yet to encounter this mafia recruiter.
That Bipolar Guy:

My mom was exceptionally wise!
Avatar 6:20pm

My mom is a C.H.U.D. Which line should I use?
That Bipolar Guy:

My mom "money talks crap walks" if you don't have money your nothing"
Glenn m:

What if I have two dads
Three Dog Night:

Mama told me not to come.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:21pm

sorry bipolar guy. some of us got crappy moms. did andy just puff on a jazz cigarette?
That Bipolar Guy:

My mom knew how to do without. She wore second hand clothes and even rags just to save a few pennies in the bank
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:25pm

always marry the wallflower. never the whore. the wallflower will get netter in the sack. the whore has been there, done that.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:25pm

That Bipolar Guy:

Have tremendous respect for money! Never spend it!
Avatar 6:27pm
Danne D:

@Glenn M you have to wait until the father's day show and call twice.
Doris Day:

When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty? Will I be rich? Here's what she said to me: Que sera, sera. Whatever will be, will be. The future's not ours to see. Que sera, sera.

Way to evade my questions, mom...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:28pm

my (still living) mother's advice was, "Shut up, no one cares."
That Bipolar Guy:

My mother when my father died bought a 3 grave plot one for dad one for mom and one for me,because she thought I was never going to marry,I'd live a life alone and be buried next to her and dad
Avatar 6:30pm

NorCal rules, Scott.

This is very bad for Andy's karma
vanya moscow:

My mom told me - whoever you become, an actor, a writer or a woodworker (my ideas at the time) you'll have to be a famous woodworker or whoever, because you'll have to be able to afford a housekeeper
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:32pm

my retarded borther's name is on my parents headstone with his birth date and a hyphen. not cool.

Hopefully Melba's mom isn't toast.
Avatar 6:33pm

If Melba goes to California, she will need to call back on a different line.
Avatar 6:34pm

Do you have an orphan phone line??
Avatar 6:35pm

What about a standing non-ironic line for SSD?
That Bipolar Guy:

My parents weren't the best. Matter of fact I was abused most of my childhood. I think is rather be given to an orphanage or a foster home instead of have the snot kicked out of me by parents who never wanted mom
Avatar 6:38pm

Is this caller a foreigner?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:38pm

my dead mom said i would never amount to much. is that considered advice?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:39pm
Nick the Bard:

yay, someone's calling in and saying i have no class, i sound like a girl, 'm a jerk, blah blah blah, oh well, he needs to learn how to contribute better.
Avatar 6:40pm

Ken, make her speak German!

Oh Christ - here we go with the accents again!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:40pm

a slut who can cook - the trifecta! (if it were three things)
Avatar 6:45pm
Danne D:

Jenna! it's it 10 minutes after 6 on Friday?
Avatar 6:46pm
Danne D:

@Nick callers are really hassling you? That's just dumb.
Avatar 6:46pm
Danne D:

1) b/c that's really no way to get on and
2) b/c you're a good dude who deserves better
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:47pm

see, this is why uncle andy's toys is a failure - they're probably SEX TOYS!

oh man that was funny
Avatar 6:47pm
Studio B Ben:

"She was so mature, though." -- Famous Last Words of the Now Incarcerated
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Danne D:

Gotta head to the car. Have a good night everyone :)
Happy Mother's day to all of the moms surely tuned in to this show.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:48pm
Nick the Bard:

It's one guy, I think he used to get through just because, but I'm not letting him through ever because he takes forever to get anywhere, and he's also barely on topic, if at all.
Avatar 6:50pm
Studio B Ben:

@Nick: Is it the same guy from Shut Up Weirdo and The Dusty Show? A vaguely hispanic guy?
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Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:52pm
Nick the Bard:

I'm not really sure, there's two people that I never let through, really off topic guy, and then the other guy that sounds like he hasa a speech impediment? something like that. i don't think they're the same guy though, but, ugh. ( i may have to try and listen to the other shows now just to see if it is the same guy {s})
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:53pm
Greg from Bloomfield:

Rest assured he'll call SUW on Friday to tell them not drink so much...
Avatar 6:53pm
Studio B Ben:

@Carmichael--Exactly. Yeah, I think he goes by DJ, and usually some variant of that on the comments board always being negative about whatever show is on.
Avatar 6:54pm
Studio B Ben:

Just curious how much he gets around on the station's talk shows.
Avatar 6:56pm

djelrock. He has issues.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:57pm
Nick the Bard:

all i know is, tonight i just REEALLY set him off and he was cursing and telling me to die and i'm a prick, and blah blha blah, he should know by now how harsh of a call screener i am :P
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:58pm

'alive with an asterisk' - one of andy's funniest toss-offs
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:59pm

when was djelrock a prick last - shut up weirdo?
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