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Options January 8, 2014: PolarVortex Edition: Ken & Andy Sell Heat on the Street

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Listener comments!

  6:01pm kme in chi:

I thought heat only came in cans?
Avatar 6:03pm Danne D:

I hope Ken and Andy offer hot shopping cart pretzels to go along with the heat
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:03pm Carmichael:

From where do they obtain the hot air? Oh, never mind.
Avatar 6:04pm -max-:

Can't believe I got though...
Avatar 6:06pm glenn:

andy referencing adam smith? will milton friedman be on next week?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:07pm pacific standard simon:

Lottery for free prostate massage -- the warm finger of the invisible hand of the marketplace.
  6:07pm Al Gore:

What amount is allotted to carbon taxes?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:08pm dale:

let's hope frankenstein doesn't stop by. fire gets him pretty upset
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:09pm pacific standard simon:

Money is to burn!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:10pm Nick the Bard:

There's like a ton of free newspapers across the street, and there's a christmas tree in the garbage down the other direction they could throw in for fun
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:12pm Matt from Springfield:

Gather round the computer screens, feel the lack of warmth..

Hey Ken & Andy & Delayers & another unsuccessful Jersey City street pitch!
Avatar 6:12pm the glowing one:

I wish there was a live picture stream
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:12pm dale:

thow a christmas tree branch in and the fire dept will definitely show up.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:12pm Matt from Springfield:

They need a WEBCAM showing the fire, and charge viewers to access it!
  6:12pm Al Gore:

I hear Andy has quite a carbon footprint.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:13pm pacific standard simon:

It's in his underwear.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:14pm Matt from Springfield:

Pretzel Logic, Danne!

@PSS: The Washington DC News4 Health & Fitness Expo! A commercial touted FREE PROSTATE EXAMS - and I haven't seen that commercial again since!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:14pm Matt from Springfield:

Pay-as-you-go fire.
  6:15pm earrie:

Maybe they need a sign.
It might draw Andres Serrano and twenty bucks.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:16pm pacific standard simon:

Andy yelling at you on the street will get you hot under the collar.
Avatar 6:18pm groucho:

hi
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:18pm Carmichael:

Andy is wearing one of those belt-held change makers that carnies use.
Avatar 6:18pm glenn:

maybe, but it could get andy arrested.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:19pm dale:

no one spends less than an hour at a diner. ken and andy got burned.
Avatar 6:20pm Pete from Boston (and NJ):

As the sponsor of the *back* door of WFMU, I would like to request that more shows please be held on that side. The front door is getting an unfair share of the publicity.
  6:20pm Karen in Sleepy Hollow:

I wish I lived closer. Somebody go shoot video!
  6:21pm ScottC:

Bums send Smoke-Signals...
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:21pm pacific standard simon:

Put a can of beans on the fire.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:21pm Matt from Springfield:

ChemiLogs!
Avatar 6:22pm Pete from Boston (and NJ):

Sing doo-wop like those cats in Rocky.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:23pm dale:

they should be dressed like hobos
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:24pm Matt from Springfield:

25 cents...you don't tell anything, we won't tell anything...
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:24pm Matt from Springfield:

Stop warming yourself! Stop warming yourself! Stop warming yourself!...
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:25pm dale:

hipster artisan
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:25pm Matt from Springfield:

A Metal Fabricator, he rips off other metal compositions as his own.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:25pm dale:

better be a code certified welder to work on those steps buddy
Avatar 6:25pm luca:

love me some global warming
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:25pm pacific standard simon:

Barter!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:27pm pacific standard simon:

Ken made FMU a success with these techniques.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:27pm Matt from Springfield:

Hooverville Mickey!!!!
Potato for payment in lieu of a quarter, awesome!
Avatar 6:27pm glenn:

a mickey is what we call a fifth. don't ask me why.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:28pm Matt from Springfield:

Yes, Brooklyn, Lower East Side they called roasted a potato on a street fire a "mickey".

@glenn: Same reason it's associated with a potato here. Not so PC anymore...
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:28pm Matt from Springfield:

Feed the bums - feed the bums - tuppence a bag...
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:29pm Matt from Springfield:

Hobos are *way* more honorable than bums anyway, according to their own scale.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:29pm Skirkie:

Give Grandma Phyllis her own show.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:30pm Matt from Springfield:

Ha HA! How much heat is Grandma Phyllis/Andrea using while they talk!? They're SCAMMING Ken & Andy's system!!! :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:31pm pacific standard simon:

Please don't expose Grandma Phyllis to the train wreck that is Andy's personality.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:31pm Matt from Springfield:

Insane Ken Posse

(he had it comin'...)
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:32pm Carmichael:

Hopefully they're wearing those gloves with no fingertips.
Avatar 6:33pm glenn:

i saw a news article about insane clown posse today, they're suing somebody for something.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:34pm cklequ:

glenn....

They're suing the FBI for classifying Juggalos as a gang....
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:35pm Carmichael:

Quadraplegics should have to pay like everyone else. But they can park for free.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:36pm dale:

please turn andy's mike down.
Avatar 6:37pm glenn:

oh yeah, that was it. i knew it sounded retarded.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:38pm Matt from Springfield:

"What Does The Vortex Say? (black metal mix)"
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:39pm dale:

hate these one percenters, masters of the universeseses
  6:39pm earrie:

I'd say it's officially a bonfire, now.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:40pm dale:

of the vanities?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:40pm Carmichael:

Yeah, start singing. Call yourself Two Directions.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:41pm Mike East:

Those guys in Rocky were standing around a fire singing. I don't remember if they were necessarily bums. Maybe just some singing street toughs.
  6:41pm earrie:

@dale Non.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:42pm dale:

better x-ray zacks welds to determine if he achieves full penetration. on second thought, that sounds like andreas show
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:43pm Carmichael:

Is that a potato in your hand, or are you just glad to see me?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:44pm Matt from Springfield:

Would make more sense to stuff them with children's letters to Santa.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:44pm Matt from Springfield:

"Nothing to see here! Just taking these children's letters to God down to the dump!" -- Rev. Lovejoy
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:45pm Matt from Springfield:

@Carm: Is that a potato in your hand, or does a boil require some ointment?
Avatar 6:45pm glenn:

mike east, show your daughter this. she'll love you forever. torontoist.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:46pm dale:

i got a very cheap baseball mitt from the supermarket (!) as a kid. it fell apart pretty quickly and the padding was taiwanese newsprint shredded. no lie.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:47pm Matt from Springfield:

Fine stewards of our hard-earned donated money, goofuses!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:48pm Carmichael:

Eddie is building Ken's Komedy Klubhouse.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:49pm Mike East:

cute, glenn. I'll forward to my wife...papa's workin' late tonight.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:50pm Matt from Springfield:

"To Build A Fire", once again!! :D
Avatar 6:50pm glenn:

cute??? that's the cutest damn thing the world's ever seen. the only way it could be cuter is if he had a baby otter on his head.
Avatar 6:50pm Pete from Boston (and NJ):

I work with 20-somethings who are oblivious to radio. Maybe I can sell them on it by saying, "There's this great show I listen to. These guys cooked a potato."
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:51pm Matt from Springfield:

Flannery O'Connor, the Queen of Southern feel-good short stories!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:51pm amanda c:

just gotta say that this show exceeded my very low expectations.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:52pm Matt from Springfield:

@Pete: That's the gist of 7SD. You could also say that they air an unprecedented number of sight visuals on the radio.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:53pm Skirkie:

Exceeding low expectations is pretty much as good as this show gets.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:54pm Matt from Springfield:

Andy is the anti-Claus!
  6:54pm earrie:

They could snuff out the fire with sand, rock salt, baking soda. Less smoke.
Avatar 6:54pm steve:

Ha, To Build a Fire again!

this polar vortex is pathetic, I swear I broke a sweat while walking around outside in the early morning hours today drinking an ice cold smoothie
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:55pm Matt from Springfield:

@steve: Funny how a spell of extreme cold brings back memories of stories about freezing to death :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:55pm Carmichael:

Aaahh yes, the ceremonial passing around of the potato.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:56pm Skirkie:

Sure, stems. Because it's a "florist' knife.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:57pm Matt from Springfield:

Life In Whoverville, by Theodore Seuss Geisel.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 7:00pm Matt from Springfield:

This is what the end of civilization will look/sound like--groups of guys singing this in the cold around a garbage can fire.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 7:00pm Matt from Springfield:

Alright, that was actually quite enjoyable! Everybody CLAP!
Have a good evening everyone!
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