Options Hits From The Crypt with Keilidh: Playlist from August 30, 2013 Options

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Nirvana  School   Options     0:00:00 (Pop‑up)
Flagland  I Need It   Options     0:03:47 (Pop‑up)
Bayfield Primary School  Missing Piece   Options   Play It Strange invited primary and intermediate schools in the Auckland region with Play It Strange ukulele orchestras to write and enter a song into the pilot competition. The winning songs were then professionally recorded at The Lab Studio in Auckland. We hope you enjoy listening to them.


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BANKS.  Waiting Game (Prod. by SOHN)   Options     0:10:25 (Pop‑up)
Majical Cloudz  Childhood's End (CFCF Re-version)   Options     0:13:55 (Pop‑up)
FKA Twigs  Water Me   Options     0:18:30 (Pop‑up)
Child Actor  This Is It   Options     0:21:56 (Pop‑up)
Dos Santos  Molly Ringwald (Rain Fall)   Options     0:32:18 (Pop‑up)
Televisions  Harlem Shake (Baauer)   Options     0:36:38 (Pop‑up)
LTTLE PHNX  Raindrop (Prelude)   Options     0:39:14 (Pop‑up)
atu  let me   Options     0:41:37 (Pop‑up)
Azealia Banks  Yung Rapunxel   Options     0:44:18 (Pop‑up)
Kanye West  Blood On The Leaves   Options Yeezus    0:48:15 (Pop‑up)
Hieroglyph Thesaurus  In My Liftime   Options     0:53:34 (Pop‑up)
F. Virtue  Baronothing   Options     0:57:07 (Pop‑up)
Ken Pronouncing Things!  Vol. 15   Options     1:07:52 (Pop‑up)
The Spook School  Can You Ever Trust A Man Who Thinks Matt Damon's Really Cool?   Options     1:08:50 (Pop‑up)
80s PSA  Never Tell A Lie   Options     1:12:07 (Pop‑up)
School  School   Options     1:14:55 (Pop‑up)
SCHOOL  Away   Options     1:15:02 (Pop‑up)
Leapling  Seventeen   Options     1:21:28 (Pop‑up)
TV Girl  Laura   Options     1:26:49 (Pop‑up)
kids  be my baby   Options     1:31:51 (Pop‑up)
Lapalux  Guuurl   Options   Call up 201 200 9368 for a pair of tix to see Lapalux LIVE on Sept 4th at Tribeca Grand Hotel!  1:35:51 (Pop‑up)
Wau Y Los Arrrghs!!!  Todo Lo Voy A Romper   Options     1:40:17 (Pop‑up)
Low Fat Getting High  My Hate   Options Bad Yoga  Check out and download (for free!) their live session on Beastin' The Airwaves with Keili! on the Free Music Archive!


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Slow Warm Death  Sleep   Options     1:47:12 (Pop‑up)
Vulture Shit  Dinnertime   Options     1:50:26 (Pop‑up)
The Black Black  You're A Danger   Options     1:53:42 (Pop‑up)
Massenger  Tallboy   Options     1:57:33 (Pop‑up)
All Dogs  Every Single Thing (The Muffs)   Options     2:00:24 (Pop‑up)
Finally Punk  Boyfriend Application   Options     2:06:32 (Pop‑up)
Christina Schneider  hot girls and cool girls   Options     2:09:34 (Pop‑up)
post nasal drip  teenage heart attack   Options     2:09:46 (Pop‑up)
The Blanche Hudson Weekend  Consume Me   Options     2:11:35 (Pop‑up)
The Shakedown Project  Resist   Options     2:19:29 (Pop‑up)
Modern Hut  History   Options     2:19:37 (Pop‑up)
Karen O  The Moon Song   Options     2:23:04 (Pop‑up)
Froth  Patterns   Options     2:27:34 (Pop‑up)
Hunters  deadbeat   Options     2:30:42 (Pop‑up)
King Krule (zoo kid)  Neptune Estate   Options     2:33:14 (Pop‑up)
Seaqueens  Kawaii Black Mass   Options     2:38:06 (Pop‑up)
Emily Reo  Coast   Options     2:40:57 (Pop‑up)
  XXX 88 (ft. Diplo)   Options     2:48:06 (Pop‑up)
M.I.A.  27   Options     2:51:55 (Pop‑up)
Infinity Ink  Infinity   Options     2:54:33 (Pop‑up)
Billy Ocean  Get Outta My Dreams, Get Into My Car   Options     3:02:00 (Pop‑up)
dj keili  how 2 b kool 4 skool   Options     3:06:49 (Pop‑up)

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Listener comments!

Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:01am Ken From Hyde Park:

Who's up for some beastin'?
Avatar 9:01am Cheri Pi:

Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:02am fred:

Good beastin' morning Keili
Avatar 9:02am Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

Just my luck !!
Avatar 9:02am Dr. Goot:

Good Morning. Kicking Opener!
Avatar 9:02am braveness23:

<Bangs head>
Avatar 9:04am braveness23:

I have an important decision I need help with, friends. Which WFMU swag sticker should go on my laptop? The cheese, the headless tuna or the fly?
Avatar 9:05am Cheri Pi:

the pickle, always the pickle.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:05am common:

like the flagland, i do.
Avatar 9:06am braveness23:

I was saving the pickle for you, CP
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:06am common:

i'm a fan of the pickle and the headless tuna.
Avatar 9:06am Keili:

hey everyone!
just me?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:06am Jeroen Kuster:

good morning Keili and Fred
Avatar 9:07am braveness23:

I am AT a school, does that count?
Avatar 9:10am Cheri Pi:

I got 2 pickles!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:10am KevinfromBayRidge:

Morning Beasters, Howz'bout a very extended session of playing "hookie"!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:10am common:

wish i was going back to school and had 2 pickles
Avatar 9:10am Cheri Pi:

I work at a school year round.
Avatar 9:11am Cheri Pi:

I want that for you too common.
Avatar 9:12am Davee:

Gooooood Friday Morning!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:12am sinister dexter:

beastin' woohoo! , thanks Keili !
Avatar 9:13am Keili:

Make sure to listen in to the mic break, I have some activitiessss for the commenters!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:14am fleep:

School of Hard Knocks? Every day.
Avatar 9:15am Davee:

@braveness23 - Woof Moo!
Avatar 9:15am fred von helsing:

better late than nebber !
Avatar 9:16am Davee:

What's all this talk about pickles first thing in the am?
Avatar 9:17am braveness23:

wait, when you say the pickle do you mean the the pickle slices? Or is there another WFMU pickle sticker that I didn't get?
Avatar 9:18am Cheri Pi:

yes-the pickle slice. Davee, did you get a Woof Moo sticker sheet this year? It's all food items, except for the fly which technically is a food item for spiders
  9:18am stefan:

hi keili! makes me so happy to listen to you! ease us into the day....
Avatar 9:18am Lonious Monk:

saluf Fred & Cheri ! beastin the friday.
Avatar 9:18am Cheri Pi:

Go with the cheese B23, it suits your laptop.
Avatar 9:19am Cheri Pi:

bonjour Lonious!
Avatar 9:19am braveness23:

Yes, CP. Those are the ones. Yeah, I am leaning towards cheese or tuna. The tuna one really speaks to me. It has no fins.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:20am common:

thanks cheri
  9:22am AzulLunitta:

Greetings from Mexico!! Love this radio station ;)
  9:22am AzulLunitta:

Greetings from Mexico!! Love this radio station ;)
Avatar 9:28am Cheri Pi:

Why not both B23?
Avatar 9:29am braveness23:

Oh CP, you are such a problem solver!
  9:30am mto:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! Back on Monday - Every day in a building with 1500 teenagers. Don't remind me - let us just have a few more days grace. I love it but let me pretend before the erosion recommences!
Avatar 9:32am band and theater nerd:

Like this?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:32am Smart Kid With Glasses:

Not in the face!
  9:32am student council vice prez/formerly frenchee:

or like this?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:32am The Class Brain:

Hi, need help with any math or algebra problems?
Avatar 9:33am Keili:

Hi Stefan! Hi Lonious Monk!
Hi AzulLunitta! and Hellooo Mexico!
  9:33am student council vice prez/formerly frenchee:

Why yes, The Class Brain, I DO.
Avatar 9:33am Keili:

OMG I love the names already!
Avatar 9:34am band and theater nerd:

to study hall proctor: can I go to the band room to practice scales?
  9:35am student council vice prez/formerly frenchee:

"study hall proctor"
  9:36am student council vice prez/formerly frenchee:

also: where are cheerleader girls to walk down the sidewalk doing their moves?
and flipping their ponytails.
  9:36am wants to pull fire alarm kid:

i can do this, i can't do this, i can do this, i cant do.....
Avatar 9:37am pierre:

Bonjour KEili !!!
Avatar 9:37am Toots:

Look at Brenda. She thinks she's so cool with those curls bobbing up and down!
  9:38am tombom:

hello i am not going back to school but i wish i was, school is gr8
Avatar 9:38am Existential Junior.:

I was misunderstood and I liked it.
Avatar 9:38am cthulhu:

nice avatar pierre.
Avatar 9:39am pierre:

@chtulhu : I hear you
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:40am can i be older and more comfy when i go to school:

so much sweat
Avatar 9:40am cthulhu:

good music this morning for the bicycle store.
Avatar 9:41am Keili:

@wantstopullfirealarmkid - HAHAHA YES

Hi pierre!
Avatar 9:41am fred von helsing:

pierre and cthulhu
up in a tree
Avatar 9:42am Keili:

I can't decide if I was "that japanese speaking DJ girl"
or "that girl with the cool hair"
or "took a gap year and went to europe girl"
or "the girl with ADD who I swear is a nice person"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:42am Suspended again:

Skipping class to go to the arcade at the mall
Avatar 9:42am Davee:

@ Cheri Pi - Oh, you are referring to the sticker sheet . . . a little slow over here. I got the sheet. But the Woof Moo sticker is my fav.
Avatar 9:43am Cheri Pi:

I'm tentacled too! me too Davee, I have one on my car.
  9:44am student council vice prez/formerly frenchee:

Don't tell anybody, but I have a crush on existential jr., AND on the student council prez. I am so torn.
Avatar 9:44am pierre:

it's a big tentacle fest !
Avatar 9:44am Weird Girl Who Stares Too Uncomfortably Long:

Avatar 9:45am Keili:

"that girl who refers to radiohead in every english essay"
  9:45am Hannah Montana:

I want to be on TV when I finish high school.
Avatar 9:46am Keili:

"girl who suddenly started wearing underground band tshirts every day when she turned 14"
  9:47am student council vice prez/formerly frenchee:

mean girls who throw the volleyball at your head
  9:47am Jay Cee:

I so much needed this set-list, late last nite
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:48am Misunderstood:

Now 100% prom-free
Avatar 9:49am cd tap:

Hi pooplez. Keili, you were in one of my dreams last night--nothing inappropriate! But there was a lot of levitating going on...
  9:49am Anthony The Weiner:

I'll show you guys!
Avatar 9:49am had better metal than the metalheads:

highschool was so highschool
Avatar 9:50am Cheri Pi:

  9:50am bill:

lynching and autotune, who knew they went together?
Avatar 9:51am Keili:

"girl who was absent due to sickness 60% of senior year and then came into school on senior cut day"
Avatar 9:51am fred von helsing:

"dresses for grunge to come back into style every 15 years"
Avatar 9:52am cd tap:

Avatar 9:52am Keili:

@CDTAP - tell me more omg!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:53am barney.grubbs:

resident 6-year old is enjoying the last few
Avatar 9:54am cd tap:

well you were sitting in a studio with another DJ annoyed, in a good humored way, that he was moving so slowly. You started taking over the controls....then the levitation started....
Avatar 9:54am Keili:

@Barney.grubbs - yaaay!
Avatar 9:54am Keili:

@CD Tap - that sounds awful!
  9:55am tombom:

i was the dude who wore harry potter glasses for a while
Avatar 9:56am cd tap:

no it was ok, the guy obviously didn't know what he was doing so we were all thankful that you took over.
Avatar 9:56am Keili:

@tombom - DID YOU REALLY?? i feel like i need photo evidence.
Avatar 9:57am Toots:

@cdtap: So what you're saying is that DJ Keili took over the joint and took it to another level? Sounds about right.
Avatar 9:58am cd tap:

I was the punk rocker that EVERYone wanted to kill in 10th grade then everyone wanted to befriend by 12th grade.
Avatar 9:58am Keili:

@CD Tap - and i was like CONSIDER YOSELF BEASTED
Avatar 9:58am Kurt Gottschalk:

@cdtap, that's what it's like following bryce every week!
Avatar 9:59am cd tap:

@Toots: exACTLy...
Avatar 9:59am Keili:

@Kurt buhbuhbuhbuhbuhburrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn
Avatar 9:59am Kurt Gottschalk:

at least best i remember...
Avatar 10:00am Kurt Gottschalk:

beast i remember, should i say.
  10:00am mauri:

tea, sweets and good radio. chill time after sauna and lake. you guys having school trauma flashbacks?
  10:00am tombom:

i don't think i have any, or at least the photos are hidden in my mum's photo albums somewhere :( there was a pretty close resemblance though
Avatar 10:01am Keili:

@tombom - prolly cuz ur english and every1 knows all english ppl look alike ADUHHHH
Avatar 10:03am Jay Cee:

'cause Yeezus is dope
  10:04am tombom:

of course... that explains everything. i always forget how i have no idea who anyone is because i can't tell them apart. dang
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:04am common:

we did it on typewriters
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:04am The Class Brain:

Typing class was optional for us. I took it. We had actual typewriters in those days.
Avatar 10:05am Cheri Pi:

I was criticized for being the pale skinned person in a sea of tanning white people. now they're all wrinkly and I still look 14. Punk had it's health benefits.
Avatar 10:05am Jay Cee:

"two-finger" typing still rules
Avatar 10:06am cd tap:

WAIT! what's the new game?? My neighbor keeps bugging me!!

That's right PI. Tan douche bags..
  10:07am tardy kid:

Sorry I'm late...what did I miss?
Avatar 10:08am cd tap:

oh..I used to draw guitars incessantly.. Telecasters, Les Pauls, Rickenbackers, non-stop...and old men drinking in bars.
Avatar 10:08am pierre:

I had the "sun get you older" conversation this lunch, i too am super white, my uncle use to call "milk-man poop" and my granny always asked if I was sick.
Avatar 10:09am band and theater nerd:

I was impossibly skinny in school (all the way up to 30). I was teased mercilessly about it. Now I am fat (borderline obese on a BMI scale) and wish I was so skinny again. Funny how things change.
Avatar 10:10am cd tap:

unfortunately I'm outside all the time these days so even SPF80million can't keep me as pale as I use to be...
Avatar 10:11am Keili:

Avatar 10:11am Keili:

@tardy kid - clever
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:11am MD:

Hello All
Avatar 10:11am Keili:

Hi MD!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:12am Wretch:

Avatar 10:13am PKNY:

@Cheri Pi - "punk had its health benefits". Word up! Most of the dudes I went to HS with all listened to Billy Joel, and now they all look old and crappy. Black Flag and the Bad Brains are like the fountain of youth.
  10:13am a.:

i used to date a really pale girl. i could see her veins through her skin. Oh My God I remember this PSA!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:13am common:

holy shit. i remember this psa. sure it helped a lot of people.
Avatar 10:14am Toots:

@Wretch: Awesome!
I am so pale that one time a guy I dated said, "You don't glow, you reflect.".
  10:14am a.:

I remember this one too. I would hum it in the shower sometimes. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thyffmWejtM
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:14am MD:

God Don't lie...No She don't...
Avatar 10:14am Keili:

I can't believe I just wrote "vintage 80s".
That sounds so horrible.
Avatar 10:14am Cheri Pi:

I wore black. that was defiant in the 80's.
Avatar 10:15am cd tap:

PKNY: Huh, that's pretty good litmus test for going out with some one "Well, can you see her veins?"
Avatar 10:15am pierre:

Tentacles are the new black !
Avatar 10:15am cd tap:

oops, I mean a. not PKNY
Avatar 10:16am Keili:

I always find it creepy when nurses say I have really nice veins as they rub my arm with their finger.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:16am MD:

I picked my nose in the 80's! Oh wait...I still do...I just pick my nose...I wonder if I can 12 step that out of me....???
Avatar 10:17am cd tap:

someone asked me in 11th grade if I was the "lead drummer for the Sex Pistols." and they were serious.
  10:19am a.:

what a funny idea for a band. Lead drummer, rhythm drummer, bass drummer, vocalist drummer...
Avatar 10:19am Keili:

@CD Tap - "lead drummer" ARE THERE TWO?
Avatar 10:19am Keili:

A., you win that one
Avatar 10:19am cd tap:

@a: I know, how do you even address a question like that? I think I just said "no..."
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:21am Andrew Waterloo:

@cd Tap, well, you'll always be a drummer for The Fall.
Avatar 10:22am PKNY:

@cd tap - maybe they were fans of the Dead or the Allman Brothers?

The 'lead drummer' question would be a good one to ask of the Melvins these days.
Avatar 10:23am Cheri Pi:

Alan Myers was definitely the lead drummer of Devo. his drumming was the lead "voice' of all the songs.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:24am Wretch:

When I saw the Black Angels they swapped drummers for different songs, but only ever had one at a time.
I guess Caribbean bands with bongos and steel drums could have a "lead" drummer.
Avatar 10:24am Toots:

Big A Little a
Avatar 10:24am cd tap:

He may have been on to something--who was the lead drummer for the Buttholes?
Avatar 10:25am Jay Cee:

Delicate Steve.....please?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:26am MD:

Can A lead Drummer be..."tone Deaf" ...!!!???
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:27am Andrew Waterloo:

According to Ginger Baker a drummer can be almost completely deaf.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:27am common:

Im a believer in drummer swappin
Avatar 10:27am fred von helsing:

Avatar 10:29am cd tap:

a guy I was in a group with once said "bass players should be seen, not heard..."
Avatar 10:30am Cheri Pi:

I knew who Feargal Sharkey was then, and I still do now, though I question his current hair style.
  10:30am a.:

asobi seksu covering a classic soul song. wow, this is a great way to start the morning.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:34am The Class Brain:

Next up - What was your school's sports team name? The Broncos for me.
  10:38am student council vice prez/formerly frenchee:

when my mom went to our high school, it was the Shortridge Satans; by the time I attended SHS, they were the Blue Devils
Avatar 10:39am Toots:

Harmony Havocs. We all wore a number 10.
Avatar 10:40am voted most non-conformist:

I think we were the Backcountry Rednecks..
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:40am The Class Brain:

Hey, wait a minute! We were promised 100% commercial free!
Avatar 10:42am Keili:

Avatar 10:44am Toots:

OK. I get it. I'm "Girl who everyone pretends isn't there until she finally takes the hint and goes away" girl.
Avatar 10:45am Keili:

@toots -omg
  10:46am a.:

i was doubting that there was a team called the Shortridge Satans but Google turned up this amazing image: http://images.indianahistory.org/cdm4/item_viewer.php?CISOROOT=/p0303&CISOPTR=364&CISOBOX=1&REC=9

I badly want a high school varsity jacket with the word "SATANS" written on it.
Avatar 10:46am Toots:

Was that an eye roll, DJ KEILI??? You all think you're so cool. But I have news for you. YOU'RE NOT!
stomps away
Avatar 10:47am Keili:

  10:47am Beef Puntspeed:

Oh snap, this jam is filling my ears with its thick bass steaks.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:49am The Class Brain:

More Low Fat Getting High - wfmu.org...
Oct. 11, 2012 on a Beastin' day.
Avatar 10:49am Toots:

You just outed yourself Brain.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:50am Parq:

All right,everybody, let's avoid trouble and get off of Toots's lawn.
Avatar 10:51am Toots:

Ya see! I KNEW you didn't want me here!
  10:51am Beef Puntspeed:

Avatar 10:51am Toots:

Avatar 10:53am cd tap:

I need cool lessons, that's why I'm here.
Avatar 10:55am cd tap:

"the black black" I almost like that one.
  10:56am student council vice prez/formerly frenchee:

oh my a:, BELIEVE!
Avatar 10:57am fred von helsing:

toe tappin' !
Avatar 10:57am cd tap:

clicky star.
  10:58am student council vice prez/formerly frenchee:

Also, could those b-ball players look sadder? SECOND PLACE.
Avatar 11:00am cd tap:

of course they're sad--they're playing BASEBALL.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:00am Mike East:

Hey guys, can I sit at your lunch table?
Avatar 11:01am Keili:

@Mike East - of course! Because the table spans across the airwaves and the entire world! There's absolutely NO WAY ANYONE COULD NOT SIT WE'RE JUST THAT FREAKIN ACCEPTING
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:01am Wretch:

Avatar 11:02am Danne D:

Hi Keili! Hi everyone!
Was listening in the car and now I have work stuff to deal with but I wanted to make sure I said hi :)

Thanks for playing the Muffs - they were great at Maxwell's last month! Wow, this is a cover? Amazing - sounds just like 'em.

Anyway, I'm skippin' school now - cover for me!
Avatar 11:03am cd tap:

Hey, speaking of dreadful memories of high school, anybody else notice all the types walking around trying to look like they're in the 80's? dock siders (or whatever they're called), pants with alligators on them, strap on the sunglasses? What the living fuck is up with that?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:03am spodiodi:

All Dogs should leave The Muffs to The Muffs. Yee.
Avatar 11:04am cd tap:

or is that just a NW DC thing?
Avatar 11:05am cd tap:

Keili! STILL accepting applications?? Alright, I'm married but I'm filling one out..
  11:07am a.:

In L.A. I saw girls wearing a snow hat, denim cutoff shorts, faded Nirvana t-shirt, black work boots and a flannel tied around their waist. There was like an early '90s retro scene out there that would have been hideous if the girls rocking that look weren't so damn cute.

In other school flashback news: Today the really cute girl on the bus caught me picking my nose. That brought back some great junior-high memories.

P.S. Keili you are adorable and if you didn't live in Brooklyn I would fill one of those out in a hurry.
Avatar 11:07am Keili:

@cd tap - yaaaay do ittt!
Avatar 11:07am Keili:

Avatar 11:09am Keili:

@a. - too much nineties. too many cutoff shorts and work boots and tied flannel and round sunglasses that looked like rainbow oil and ironic peace signs on everything.
Avatar 11:10am Keili:

look* like
Avatar 11:10am Cheri Pi:

Avatar 11:11am cd tap:

QUIET! Tryin' to fill this fekkin thing out...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:11am spodiodi:

People love cheeks.
Avatar 11:11am Keili:

@cheri pi - butt cheeks are in.
Avatar 11:11am Cheri Pi:

Avatar 11:12am ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

@cd tap: The 80s fashions are bubbling up in hipster Brooklyn too. Seeing lots of Creepers and a-symmetrical haircuts, half shaved heads, even fades. At least now I can buy a pair of Creepers in a store and not online. Would do the head-shavey thing but it would show my gray. Aak.
Avatar 11:12am Cheri Pi:

Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:12am spodiodi:

CHAPS!? Cheeky!
Avatar 11:15am fred von helsing:

favestar !
Avatar 11:16am cd tap:

I'm fine with creepers and side-ways haircuts, I just don't get the "look at me, I'm a DORK!" style. and by the way, just what IS a hipster?
  11:20am a.:

a hipster is someone in the mainstream of their given society who appropriates the aesthetics and cultural signifiers of an underclass, minority or other group that exists beyond those accepted social boundaries, for the purpose of making a personal statement.
Avatar 11:20am Keili:


-winter beanie, preferably with either a pot leaf or ironic text on the front.
-bleach blonde/white hair or just quirky colored long hair, as lifeless as possible, and long enough to cover your boobs like a mermaid plz
-dark purple/dark green/black lipstick
- heavy winged eyeliner
- darkly colored in eyebrows no matter what color your hair is
- be pouty all the time, and reek ang$t
- wear a cropped men's tee. cut off the sleeves and show sideboob and PLZ PLZ HAVE A BELLY PIERCING. Even better if its shaped like a smiley face or something.
- definitely have the shirt be like an iron maiden shirt or a nirvana shirt, or have some kind of profanity in black in white on it
- wear mom jean cutoff shorts with tons of stringy shit hanging off, make sure the pockets are sticking out the bottom
- thigh high socks or mid-calf leg warmers
- work boots (like timberlands) or docs (NOT the high ones, as short as possible)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:23am Stevel:

Actually, butt cheeks appear to be out.
Avatar 11:24am fred von helsing:

dang blanche hudson weekend trax not on teh interwebz
Avatar 11:25am ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

I like how the term "hipster" is being re-used from the Beatnik era. WFMU has a super KOOL album from the 50s on HOW TO SPEAK HIP. Dig it, man. blog.wfmu.org...
Avatar 11:26am KP:

That was great. Sorry im late.
Avatar 11:27am KP:

I cant find a winter beanie that fits.
Avatar 11:29am cd tap:

ok, done. I better get the job.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:32am Mike East:

I don't wanna work today. Don't really wanna do anything at all, actually. One two many gin and tonics last night, I think.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:32am The Class Brain:

I'm sending an e-mail to a friend and describing my summer vacation. "We went hiking & horseback riding and went to the zoo and saw some relatives." Should I reword that or send it like it is?
Avatar 11:33am cd tap:

man. this Hunters tune is amazing.
Avatar 11:33am KP:

True on Hunters.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:33am lauren:

girl, i love this song!
Avatar 11:34am cd tap:

@Class Brain: put some vodka, and puking and syringes in there somewhere.
Avatar 11:34am Keili:

@Lauren - YAY!
Avatar 11:35am Keili:

@theclassbrain - i like that a lot
Avatar 11:36am Cheri Pi:

I heard that Whole Foods is going to be carrying the Dwarves' double-dong logo t-shirt.... and vinyl.
Avatar 11:40am KP:

Whole Dwarves?
Avatar 11:43am Toots:

You outdid yourself today, DJK. GRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrEAT show. Really great. Thank you! xoxoxoxo
Avatar 11:43am Keili:

Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:45am Andrew Waterloo:

@Cheri Pi, surely not the same boxed set you find at the Stag Shop?
Avatar 11:46am cd tap:

Avatar 11:47am Keili:

Avatar 11:48am Cheri Pi:

Avatar 11:49am Cheri Pi:

And stay outta his car too.
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Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:00pm The Class Brain:

OK...I sent the email worded that way. Now, off to do some trigonometry equations. Have a good weekend.
Avatar 12:02pm Rev. Turnip Druid:

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Avatar 12:04pm Cheri Pi:

Bryce should be rolling through in about 20 minutes.
Avatar 12:04pm Rev. Turnip Druid:

All of us of a certain age are experiencing a strange implosion from the headphones at this point.
Avatar 12:05pm Rev. Turnip Druid:

ah, there we go.
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Avatar 12:06pm Cheri Pi:

Avatar 12:06pm cd tap:

sorry Rev, it's "ang$t"
Avatar 12:06pm Sem Chumbo:

What IS that smell?
Avatar 12:06pm Cheri Pi:

Keili and C-Tap for prom Queen and King!
Avatar 12:07pm Cheri Pi:

Bryce for treasurer!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:24pm Jeroen Kuster:

i like this a lot
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