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Options March 27, 2013: Passover Postmortem

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Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/27/13 6:02pm -max-:

Made it to detention...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/27/13 6:02pm hamburger:

howdy ungoogleables! www.bbc.co.uk...
Avatar Wed. 3/27/13 6:03pm G:

The theme of today's show is "today's show." Isn't that true most weeks?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/27/13 6:04pm Carmichael:

Any hepness I may have had is now gone.
  Wed. 3/27/13 6:04pm Joe Ray:

I really like Lamin's show. Can't you just give him the extra hour?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 3/27/13 6:04pm steve:

give Lamin an extra hour!!
Avatar Wed. 3/27/13 6:04pm glenn:

hep me, carmichael, hep me!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/27/13 6:05pm Nick the Bard:

Not on call screening duty tonight, ended up taking a (kind of rare) self-imposed break.
Avatar Wed. 3/27/13 6:06pm G:

Let me guess. Nachum flew Ken's entire family down to Rush's compound for first night seder.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/27/13 6:06pm Nick the Bard:

So, you know, I won't hang up on for being lousy :P
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 3/27/13 6:06pm steve:

we love Lamin
Avatar Wed. 3/27/13 6:07pm G:

I see the Laminates are out in force :)
Avatar Wed. 3/27/13 6:07pm northguineahills:

Yes, I agree w/ Joe & Steve.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 3/27/13 6:08pm steve:

haha Laminites
Avatar Wed. 3/27/13 6:08pm G:

:)
Avatar Wed. 3/27/13 6:08pm wolfg:

play some music
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/27/13 6:10pm Caryn:

Some listeners have indeed been Laminated...
Avatar Wed. 3/27/13 6:11pm wolfg:

is this the jewish talk show?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/27/13 6:12pm Caryn:

@wolfg: sure is, bubbeleh.
Avatar Wed. 3/27/13 6:12pm G:

The Flatbush Haitian pirate station on the adjacent frequency is doing its sign on. Time to start streaming. :-) I swear that dude gets off work at 5, commutes home, and cranks up his decades-old oily-smelling generator!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/27/13 6:13pm Nick the Bard:

I went through Uncle Andy's Scared Straight program to find employment, and it only took me 6 years to find one, so score one for him.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 3/27/13 6:13pm steve:

passover was awesome this year... i finally discovered the secret... just cover everything in white horseradish. also i never knew gefilte fish was whitefish, even though i love both.
Avatar Wed. 3/27/13 6:14pm G:

Who's hiding the afikomen, and who's looking for it? And (G-d help us) what is it?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 3/27/13 6:14pm steve:

even plain matzoh is great with horseradish. so pumped i have a heap of leftovers.
Avatar Wed. 3/27/13 6:15pm G:

We got the best horseradish root. Hard to find any more, you gotta really try different stores... But what a kick if you get a good one...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/27/13 6:15pm Carmichael:

@Nick: It's taking northguineahills that long just to complete the interview process for the Feds.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 3/27/13 6:16pm steve:

G are you making your own horseradish??
Avatar Wed. 3/27/13 6:16pm wolfg:

my belly is aching
Avatar Wed. 3/27/13 6:17pm Droll:

G, Pirate radio: Freedom to broadcast freeform free from The Man's licensing.
Avatar Wed. 3/27/13 6:18pm G:

@steve -- Not me, one of the females did on Monday afternoon. I'm not Jewish, but they are. I had to *look* for good looking horseradish root, that was my mitvah.
Avatar Wed. 3/27/13 6:19pm G:

Yeah, Droll, if you read articles about it some of the immigrant pirates who get fined and closed down claim they didn't know it was illegal just to broadcast locally to your own neighborhood (and environs via lots of spillover)
Avatar Wed. 3/27/13 6:20pm glenn:

frogs. those fuckers.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 3/27/13 6:20pm steve:

thats awesome G. though im happy with whatever old school stuff-in-a-jar my grandma gets at Zabaars
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/27/13 6:21pm Caryn:

All this talk about horseradish makes me long for a nice Sunday roast...
Avatar Wed. 3/27/13 6:21pm G:

Droll: I suspect most radio will be over the internet, and licensing will receded as an issue. Unless Big Brother decides to start licensing the internet heavily, yknow. But the bandwidth isn't as limited as the radio broadcast frequency bands, so hopefully they find less traction re the internet...
Avatar Wed. 3/27/13 6:22pm wolfg:

my fridge is pretty empty ...
Avatar Wed. 3/27/13 6:23pm G:

Try it from raw root sometime steve. It really kicks ass the first night. It starts getting weaker by the second or third night though. Like many good things in life, it's here, then gone...
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 3/27/13 6:23pm steve:

nice
Avatar Wed. 3/27/13 6:24pm wolfg:

this really is the jewish talk show ... can i drop my theological questions?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 3/27/13 6:24pm steve:

i like spicy food, and also my family is entertained by watching me eat heroic amounts of it (horseradish, wasabi, etc)
  Wed. 3/27/13 6:25pm michal:

greetings from tel-aviv
Avatar Wed. 3/27/13 6:25pm G:

add it to your bucket list then, steve

"Next year, in Raw Horseradish"
Avatar Wed. 3/27/13 6:25pm northguineahills:

Hmmm, G, do you think I can pick that station up in Bushwick?
Avatar Wed. 3/27/13 6:26pm G:

title for this week's show is Passover Postmortem
Avatar Wed. 3/27/13 6:26pm northguineahills:

Locusts are yummy (if cooked and seasoned correctly)>
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/27/13 6:26pm Caryn:

@steve: you're like my brother. His idea of a suitable amount of piri piri sauce is 0.5-1 bottle per dish.
Avatar Wed. 3/27/13 6:27pm G:

you could maybe, ngh. turn on 91.1. if you hear interference, tune to 90.9 and it will come in great in Kreyol :)
Avatar Wed. 3/27/13 6:28pm G:

Ixnay on the Exuslay lmao
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 3/27/13 6:28pm steve:

ill have to look that up Caryn
Avatar Wed. 3/27/13 6:28pm G:

Not ightray after the Aranthonmay!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/27/13 6:29pm Caryn:

Please talk about the Lexus. That way I can at least feel happy you didn't go for a Prius or some such nonsense.
Avatar Wed. 3/27/13 6:30pm northguineahills:

Need to dig my D batteries for my boombox.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 3/27/13 6:30pm steve:

one of the plagues was boils. just all men and animals covered in boils. how gruesome is that
Avatar Wed. 3/27/13 6:30pm Matt from Springfield:

But even worse, it was probably a Lexus SUV! The newest mindless bourgeois crap status symbol!!

Hiya 7SDers! :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/27/13 6:31pm Nick the Bard:

I actually still have my sophomore year religion class text book (Catholic school) that actually debunked the entire plauges thing by telling you how it was Moses and his crew just pulling off a bunch of "stunts" and coincidences.
Avatar Wed. 3/27/13 6:31pm wolfg:

no talk about the angel of death
Avatar Wed. 3/27/13 6:32pm G:

@Nick: old Catholic textbook: Watch out for those sneaky Jews!
Avatar Wed. 3/27/13 6:33pm wolfg:

why do i have to die?
Avatar Wed. 3/27/13 6:34pm G:

@wolfg: So less time-damaged younger entities can carry on
  Wed. 3/27/13 6:34pm Fredericks:

What the Hail is going on here?
Avatar Wed. 3/27/13 6:34pm G:

Sieg Hail?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/27/13 6:35pm -max-:

Hey! What a diss!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/27/13 6:35pm Nick the Bard:

Like how the whole blood to water thing was just a bunch of guys upriver dumping a ton of clay and silt into the river to make it turn red.

@G: yeh, that's how it was. Old Testament textbook was all "Yeh, this is how stuff REALLY happened, so don't take the OT as is". New Testament was all "Yay Jesus, believe in Him and all that!". Some of the other kids brought up why the NT wasn't saying how stuff actually happened, so in response, we had to draw the face of Jesus. (OK, replace OT with Hebrew Scriptures and NT with Christian Scriptures because "Old Testament implies it doesn't matter anymore"
  Wed. 3/27/13 6:35pm Fredericks:

Celebrating Sprang Break.
Avatar Wed. 3/27/13 6:36pm Matt from Springfield:

"Poo-pooing boils" -- now THAT sounds nasty!!
Avatar Wed. 3/27/13 6:37pm G:

@Nick: I'm sure they're so scientific and mythbustery about saints' miracles in the middle ages, right? lol
Avatar Wed. 3/27/13 6:38pm G:

No more ass sore talk, huh? :)
  Wed. 3/27/13 6:39pm Ari:

Excellent call
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/27/13 6:40pm Nick the Bard:

I was always taught it was first born son through 13 years of Catholic school.
Avatar Wed. 3/27/13 6:40pm Danne D:

Vatican City seems like it'd be a great loophole for the first born son rule
  Wed. 3/27/13 6:40pm Fredericks:

http://www.lookfordiagnosis.com/mesh_info.php?term=Pilonidalcysta&lang=6
  Wed. 3/27/13 6:42pm neil:

also, what about all the water in plants?
And Us?
Avatar Wed. 3/27/13 6:42pm Dr. Goot:

24!
Avatar Wed. 3/27/13 6:43pm Matt from Springfield:

Egyptian consular emergencies!! :D
Avatar Wed. 3/27/13 6:43pm Danne D:

And a war accidentally begins.
Avatar Wed. 3/27/13 6:43pm wolfg:

very funny
Avatar Wed. 3/27/13 6:43pm G:

Ken senses a sitdown protest around the station coming in response to Andy's imminent "anti-Islam" remarks...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/27/13 6:44pm Caryn:

This is really not an emergency. They're going to rebuff you like 911 rebuffs those who call to complain about their tv service being out.
  Wed. 3/27/13 6:44pm Fredericks:

No accident, Danne.
Avatar Wed. 3/27/13 6:44pm Dr. Goot:

That guy is good!
  Wed. 3/27/13 6:44pm Svetlana:

worst prank call ever. i want my pledge money back.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/27/13 6:45pm Caryn:

@G: well, Ken's fault for googling the damn number...
Avatar Wed. 3/27/13 6:45pm Danne D:

Best "I'm so sorry" ever.
Avatar Wed. 3/27/13 6:45pm Matt from Springfield:

I'm sorry. We're all *so* sorry....
  Wed. 3/27/13 6:45pm Svetlana:

also i speak arabic sort of, so i kind of want to call them too now.
Avatar Wed. 3/27/13 6:45pm wolfg:

is so mainstream to prank call
Avatar Wed. 3/27/13 6:45pm G:

cue "I KNOW NOTHING. NO-THING!"
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/27/13 6:45pm hamburger:

"have a good day" that said, I don't speak english :D
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/27/13 6:45pm Dan B From Upstate:

You speak english very well is the unintentionally funniest line of the night.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 3/27/13 6:46pm steve:

i can't imagine they'd put a guy who barely speaks English in change of real emergenices...
Avatar Wed. 3/27/13 6:47pm G:

so why did he pick up? i think he says that when the call is annoying...
Avatar Wed. 3/27/13 6:47pm northguineahills:

Ok, I need to run to the store. Will be back w/ the Laminates.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/27/13 6:48pm hamburger:

laminyalater ngh!
Avatar Wed. 3/27/13 6:48pm Matt from Springfield:

@steve: I think he handled it as well as could be...not only in his non-native language, but they don't teach how to handle THIS in diplomat school! :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 3/27/13 6:49pm steve:

yeah i guess youre right Matt, assuming he doesn't expect English speakers
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 3/27/13 6:50pm steve:

i still think boils is the worst. trust me Ken and Andy
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/27/13 6:50pm Caryn:

If the frogs are just hail, why have both hail and frogs? Surely at least a portion of the frogs are meant to survive the fall and cause havoc?
Avatar Wed. 3/27/13 6:53pm Matt from Springfield:

Ken*dra* is slowly sneaking back in!!
Avatar Wed. 3/27/13 6:54pm Matt from Springfield:

If only Andy was "a writer named Sue"...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/27/13 6:55pm Caryn:

Now I'm tempted to write a fan letter just to see if Ken and Andy turn up here. I'm thinking: no, they won't.
Avatar Wed. 3/27/13 6:56pm Matt from Springfield:

@Caryn: An on-air excuse as to why they won't come to you would be the greatest expected honor.
Avatar Wed. 3/27/13 6:57pm wolfg:

i have a feeling they r not reading this
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 3/27/13 6:57pm steve:

i have to hear/see one of Ken's standup sets
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/27/13 6:58pm Caryn:

@Matt: if they came up with some more "well, that far north with the constant darkness, too high a risk of vampire attack" to follow up the earlier talk...
Avatar Wed. 3/27/13 6:58pm Danne D:

Have a good night kids :)
Avatar Wed. 3/27/13 6:58pm Danne D:

btw @steve Ken is excellent :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/27/13 6:58pm cklequ:

@Steve: Somebody needs to get video of one of his sets.....
Avatar Wed. 3/27/13 6:59pm Matt from Springfield:

Good night everyone!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/27/13 6:59pm Caryn:

Aw, am I the only one who would've liked 2-hour 7SDs?
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