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March 13, 2013: Marathon Week 2: Wheel of Fate and Stockade Radio

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The 2013 Seven Second Delay Wheel of Fate Fundraising Episode

Every $15 pledger gets the punchline to this joke, written by Evan Breckman:

"Which is more horrrible, a boy jumping off the Empire State building, or a boy jumping off the Empire State building with snakes on his head?"

For every $1000 raised, Andy or Ken spin the WHEEL OF FATE!

Here are the items on the Wheel of Fate tonight. Andy or Ken will:

Have hot wet noodles poured into their underwear;

Drink body shots! Drink a shot out of the other guy's belly button;

Give the other host a piggyback ride around the phoneroom while the rider high fives all the volunteers;

Receive a lapdance from a male volunteer;

Talk on-air in babytalk for 2 minutes;

Commission Black Velvet artist Jorge to make a realistic velvet painting of them romantically intertwined;

DJ a music show with Andy's iPod (if Ken) or co-host Ken's morning show (if Andy);

Stuff their faces with marshmallows until they can no longer utter the phrase "Chubby Bunny" in a discernible manner;

Sing a karaoke song of the other's choosing on the air;

Give everyone in the phoneroom ten bucks;

Get a lapdance from their co-host;

Crawl through the volunteers' legs as they get whacked on the butt;

Use The Eagles as bed music for his next show (if Ken) or do a Satanicpornocultshop special (if Andy);

Perform one of Andy's songs in its entirety;

Disrobe down to a towel and have FMU volunteers stroke them and say positive, encouraging things like "Andy, you're so powerful."

Tell a boiler story or do a tabletop drum solo;

Following the Wheel of Fate segment, there will be a brief DJ battle. Following that, Ken and Andy will try to reach a grand total for the show. If it is reached, then Ken and Andy will do a show in April from Washington Square Park in NYC while locked into a stockade.