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The program formerly known as Seven Second Delay, and The Happiness Hut. Ken and Andy, also known as The Enema Boys, further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards on a weekly basis. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)

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Options February 27, 2013: Who Has The Longest Delay?

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Listener comments!

Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:03pm Ike:

Give it to Lamin
Give it to Lamin
Give it to Lamin
Give it to Lamin
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:04pm -max-:

Present!
Avatar 6:04pm hamburger:

Andy has committed to the 2 hour slot?! hooray!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:04pm Matt from Springfield:

The Craptacular Hour/s with Ken and Andy!
Hey everyone!
  6:04pm giraffe-o:

Two hours of 7SD is preferred to One hour of 7SD, but neither is as good as zero hours.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:05pm G:

120 minutes? Man, those Koreans freaking kick ass at math, huh.
Avatar 6:05pm hamburger:

Seven Dark Andy
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:05pm G:

14 Second Delay?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:05pm Matt from Springfield:

I'm hoping they're just occupying the 2 hours because it's Marathon time coming up--after that's sorted out what they should do is give an hour to People Like Us! Or Tim of Daddy's Hideaway! Or Sportsy Talk with Bronwyn C! Someone not currently on schedule.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:06pm G:

Planning his drive home, Andy considers the new show "One Hour Delay"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:08pm Caryn:

So this times 20 is what you'll get? Okay.
Avatar 6:08pm northguineahills:

There's an aforementioned statement by Ike that displays a sentiment that my opinion is in full agreement.
Avatar 6:08pm Danne D:

@G beat me to it

Seven Second Delay seems to be moving on from having phone slaves to actual slaves.

Next week: Wash Andy's car
Avatar 6:08pm steve:

im with Ike, i think Lamin has more than earned a 2 hour show!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:09pm Matt from Springfield:

Which car is yours Andy? Is it locked? Easy access to hot wire spots er, wifi hot spots underneath?
  6:09pm conrad:

"Following a disastrous experiment with turning Tomorrow into a more typical talk show—renaming it Tomorrow Coast to Coast and adding a live audience and co-host Rona Barrett (all of which Snyder resented)—the show was canceled in 1982 to make way for the up-and-coming young comedian David Letterman."

That's what this show needs - Rona Barrett.
Avatar 6:09pm Danne D:

@M_f_S People Like Us is specifically seasonal. I do like the idea of someone else getting the hour, though.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:10pm Matt from Springfield:

Listener to Mayor Dinkins! Identify yourself with a name tag!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:10pm Nick the Bard:

Well, looks like I'm the "official" call screener now. Deal with it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:10pm Matt from Springfield:

@Danne: Certainly plenty of talented people, not all of whom are currently on the schedule. Get some variety in.
  6:11pm giraffe-o:

When do meters run til in Jersey? San Francisco & LA is free parking after 6pm on most streets.
Avatar 6:11pm Chris M.:

since i got new speakers i can hear Andy's gum-chewing in crystal clear quality!
Avatar 6:11pm Danne D:

@Nick has Andy given you an official character defect that he picks on on the air? That's usually the mark of officialdom
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:12pm Matt from Springfield:

Nick the Bard is a call screening official, so may sure you provide a form before calling, completely, in ink, with canary and pink copies beneath.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:13pm Matt from Springfield:

@giraffe: I was about to say...most places I've seen stop meters after 5 or 6.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:13pm Nick the Bard:

I know I've been made out to be some creeper rapist or something a few years ago, I forget if there's anything else, maybe my "singing" on that one UCB show.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:13pm cklequ:

Is this going to be anything like the insult vs. apology footrace?

That show was genius.
Avatar 6:13pm duke:

Change the name of the show to 20 second to 2 minute delay
Avatar 6:14pm northguineahills:

...and Lamin would be able to stretch his legs w/ his sets...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:14pm Matt from Springfield:

@Nick: Don't kick yourself, that performance was BRILLIANT!!
Really, the only part of the open mic episode worth listening to.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:15pm Caryn:

He gets the prize because he answered first? Wait, wasn't the tie-breaker there for these situations?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:15pm Nick the Bard:

Yeh, well, if Andy would've just let me go at the start of it and not played around with what I was doing, I bet I coudl've gotten the full song out :/
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:15pm Matt from Springfield:

Pour 'im a present, Ken. The bottle's over there...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:16pm G:

@Chris M.: Was that gum cracking, or a hard candy clacking against choppers? Mediocre frequency response on this laptop.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:16pm Matt from Springfield:

Danne D! :)
  6:16pm RevolutionRabbitNov63:

Hey Matt!: I was born in Springfield Vermont. Does that count? I don't still live there.
Avatar 6:16pm hamburger:

I only won because TJ didn't offer an Adele tiebreaker prediction
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:17pm Caryn:

@hamburger: well, see that is acceptable. I'm just a stickler for the rules. Glad you won!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:17pm Matt from Springfield:

@RRN63: Ding ding! Got you checked for our inaugural spot for Springfield, VT! :)
  6:17pm RevolutionRabbitNov63:

Art to Choke Hearts (Rollins)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:18pm Matt from Springfield:

Good one, Rollins!
7+18SD!
  6:18pm RevolutionRabbitNov63:

defibrilator
  6:19pm RevolutionRabbitNov63:

I Posted defibrilator as funniest word *before* heart attack talk (...delay...)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:19pm Matt from Springfield:

Too late--LazerPledged™ already!
Avatar 6:20pm Danne D:

This is an excellent opporunity for our overseas listeners to call :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:20pm Matt from Springfield:

And dial-up listeners too!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:21pm G:

Pretape the second hour lol
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:22pm G:

Andy making trouble, EXCELLENT
  6:22pm RevolutionRabbitNov63:

Man!: ...Gonna be my first Marathon
- & just the wrong part of the PayPeriod - !
(...My takehome pay don't even take me home...)
Avatar 6:23pm Danne D:

WOOHOO!
  6:23pm Johnny Bigfoot:

"clear the deck" - priceless!
Avatar 6:23pm Danne D:

honestly amazed anyone was slower than me :)
Avatar 6:23pm Danne D:

i mean faster
Avatar 6:24pm Danne D:

Commodore64 porn for Andy
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:24pm -max-:

Mr. Garcia!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:24pm Matt from Springfield:

Fetishists are lucky--they can get catalogs full of their favored objects, without any problem! ;)
Avatar 6:24pm Danne D:

Where's Bas or Dan of Orange when you need 'em? :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:24pm Caryn:

I wonder which of the streams is slowest?
Avatar 6:25pm hamburger:

I'd like to buy something with this gift certificate for the station/andy, 25 bucks, www.amazon.com...$25
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:25pm Matt from Springfield:

FEEL ings ... whoa oa oaoaoa Andy's ... feeeelings....
Avatar 6:25pm Danne D:

@Caryn oooh good point :)
Avatar 6:26pm Danne D:

ooooooooooooh Boston
  6:26pm giraffe-o:

Lest anyone doubt Andy's comedy credentials... I give you "True Identity"!
  6:27pm RevolutionRabbitNov63:

Dollarstore porn
...Read that then go to Airport Security ASAP to get felt up...
...I'll find some tiny token dollar for Marathon - since FMU is entirely my new Lifestyle...
Avatar 6:27pm Danne D:

booooooooo 8(
  6:27pm Johnny Bigfoot:

"Hitlers Harmonica" is pretty good too...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:27pm Matt from Springfield:

7+28SD!
  6:27pm earrie:

Are we playing along, here?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:27pm Matt from Springfield:

WMP, that's probably slower too!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:27pm Nick the Bard:

Oh come on, don't cheat for the love of crackers ::facepalm::
Avatar 6:28pm Danne D:

I didn't hear the way to cheat that was specified. Not at all.
Avatar 6:28pm Pete from Boston (and NJ):

I'm going to guess that the worst porn in the world is the Seven Second Delay sex tape. But of course, I can only guess. How's that tape coming, guys?
Avatar 6:29pm Danne D:

Dirty trick - curse at the end of your call and Ken has to put the delay back on :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:29pm cklequ:

Give them some time, Pete. It's only been a year.
Avatar 6:29pm Danne D:

it screws up the next caller
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:30pm Matt from Springfield:

That's bad for your brain! Call your Korean boy!
  6:30pm earrie:

(Math pre done)
Now
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:31pm Matt from Springfield:

@earrie: But, that's not a good way to judge the time--sometimes a comment will show up immediately after posting, other times it takes up to 20 secs in "Advanced Mode".
  6:32pm earrie:

Yeah but that's a fixed variable, no?
  6:32pm Clay Fats:

I LOVE THE SHOW! ^_^
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:33pm Matt from Springfield:

I think it's a variable variable.
  6:33pm Hammad Sandiston:

Hi matt ;)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:33pm Matt from Springfield:

@ClayFats: Can't believe your comment got through!
  6:34pm earrie:

what's after February?
March?
Avatar 6:34pm hamburger:

Can't believe caller delay is the topic for this show :oD
  6:34pm Hans Dickinson:

Andy you are my hero. I own every episode of Monk.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:34pm Matt from Springfield:

Listen to 7SD in London! It's like watching a long-since-supernova'ed star from Earth!
  6:34pm giraffe-o:

this is one of the best bits they've ever done
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:35pm Matt from Springfield:

Hi Hammad!
  6:35pm Fatal Flaw:

The show died before Andy's will.
  6:35pm Boyang Wang:

ANDY!!!!!!!!!!!! Wonderful Show. Best one of the year. BRING BACK MONK!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:35pm Carmichael:

Just got out of a meeting. Should I listen?
Avatar 6:35pm Danne D:

Wow that London dude kicked my ass.
Avatar 6:36pm Danne D:

Someone in Jersey City using Real Player might win :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:36pm Matt from Springfield:

7+145SD!!! New record!

HA! The horrible old RealPlayer stream! :)
  6:36pm Jeremy Goldensachs:

Andy andy andy andy!!!!! Loving the show.
  6:37pm Nikosi Black:

Mr. Andy. Tonight is the best episode YET!
Avatar 6:37pm Danne D:

I just imagine that poor Lamin will be preempted by Ken and Andy waiting an hour to hear "exoskeleton!"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:37pm Greg from VA:

When I close my eyes, the sound delay is much longer, and if I fall asleep on this show, which happens on occasion, I hear it before it's actually broadcast. Strange, maybe it's because I live in Virginia, hmmm?
  6:37pm Dr. Robert I.:

ANDY! YESSSSSSSSSS! Keep it going! BEST.
Avatar 6:38pm Danne D:

Cool Drag Race!!!
  6:38pm r:

Might be a really good idea to change subjects at the hour.
  6:39pm Greg Whedson:

A.N.D.Y!!!!!!!!!!!
I've been listening for years. Best show ever!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:39pm Carmichael:

Can Ken or Andy curse, so they are delayed and only the caller can be heard?
Avatar 6:39pm Danne D:

Andy is the Dollar Porn Dickens
  6:39pm Beakpack:

Dudes! We were both on the same call...ever hear of speakerphone? :p
Avatar 6:40pm Danne D:

Cool bottom of the well in australia
  6:40pm Funsho Hassan:

Thanks for everything Andy. Your an incredible radio personality.
Avatar 6:40pm Danne D:

Skype 1.0 it sounds like
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:40pm Carmichael:

She's calling from a Dairy Queen drive-thru in Australia.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:40pm cklequ:

This is the best caller i've ever heard.
  6:40pm moose:

what's going on here? i'm late, been listening a few minutes, still can't figure it out
Avatar 6:40pm Danne D:

@beakpack why you hang up then?
  6:41pm moose:

oh doy i see now, longest delay, ok
Avatar 6:41pm northguineahills:

lol, Danne!
  6:41pm Dimitri:

ANDY ANDY ANDy!!!!!!! I've been watching MONK and listening at the same time. LOVEE THE FEELING!!!!!
Avatar 6:41pm Danne D:

This show has sadly gone perfectly so far :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:41pm Caryn:

The problem is clearly going to be: how to hear the magic word through all the pauses in the skype stream.
  6:41pm Beakpack:

We didnt! You offed us. And we called from Newfoundland. I think were gonna call back, haha
  6:41pm earrie:

Racing against timezones Australia Angie.
  6:41pm Helga Felch:

Best show. I love Ken:)
Avatar 6:41pm Danne D:

she's gonna lose
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:42pm Greg from VA:

It's Thursday, February 28th, 6:43 PM, why I am hearing this show live?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:42pm Mutant:

Sponge bath! We can sort of play along on the playlist.
  6:43pm Karim Hoarse:

hey andy. LOVE your show tonight. You make my life. Work was rough today.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:43pm Matt from Springfield:

Hey, what's with the one Andy fan using all those different monikers? :)
  6:43pm sandy:

hey, sorry i swore, i thought i was gonna beat the London dude. i'm in Melbourne!
Avatar 6:43pm Danne D:

good point mutant :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:43pm Caryn:

@Matt: I think it's Andy and Ken trying to justify the extra hour
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:44pm amanda c:

hi ken & andy. why do i feel like i'm the one out of like, three females who listen to your show?
Avatar 6:44pm Danne D:

@Sandy :) otherwise ....was ....good....c..l... yo....made
  6:44pm Ed Monterey:

this show is amazing. my day was long and sad. thank you fellas
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:45pm Mutant:

Australia should actually be in the future, not in the past with a delay.
Avatar 6:45pm Danne D:

@amanda c because you are
Avatar 6:46pm Danne D:

:) good to hear Ed M :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:46pm Matt from Springfield:

@amanda: "Confirmed" FS listeners, there's you, Caryn from Finland, and kat330 from Indiana, who's not even on the board tonight! So there's your 3! :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:46pm amanda c:

ooooooo right! good point @Danne D
  6:46pm Laura Thomson:

Andy is winning!!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:46pm Matt from Springfield:

@Caryn: Most probable!
  6:46pm Kelly from Spain:

I listen every show. Thank you!!!
  6:47pm Fatal Flaw:

I have it on good authority that Ed Monterey was born a woman.
Avatar 6:47pm northguineahills:

I dig the early Human League, before they had a female vocalist.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:47pm Matt from Springfield:

Proudly booed off stage in good ol' Washington DC! ;)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:47pm amanda c:

i'm a long-time listener, zero-time caller (because andy scares me a little), and first time comment board-poster.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:47pm Mutant:

I think Andy's wife listens sometimes.
  6:48pm Edwin Mackey from Norway:

Wonderful show friends
Avatar 6:48pm Danne D:

@Amanda C - you should call :D
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:48pm Matt from Springfield:

@Mutant: Well, Andy's Beth *calls*, is she necessarily listening???
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:48pm Nick the Bard:

Oh just call in, Andy's not scary, it's Ken you have to worry about.
Avatar 6:48pm Danne D:

If I can call anyone can :)
  6:49pm Franky from South Africa:

good show guys
Avatar 6:49pm Danne D:

I heard they use a churn for their internet up there in Newfoundland
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:49pm Matt from Springfield:

Anger management KEN!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:49pm Mutant:

Bay of Fundy
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:49pm amanda c:

i'm listening on the radio so i feel like i should call in, but maybe i will in the next two weeks if ken begs for $$$
  6:49pm Penny from Sweden:

Splendid! KEN!!!!!
Avatar 6:50pm Danne D:

Those internet churners have strong arms up there in newfoundland
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm amanda c:

*shouldn't call in, that is
Avatar 6:50pm Pete from Boston (and NJ):

($18,000 = spare change to Andy)
Avatar 6:50pm Danne D:

hope you do :) WFMU needs $$$ Amanda :)
Avatar 6:51pm glenn:

call amanda! call amanda! call amanda!
  6:51pm Ned from Jakarta:

fun tonight guys. andy's a genius
  6:52pm Jojo:

booooooo oscars
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:52pm Caryn:

I thought about calling in tonight, but there's no way I'm beating the guy in London.
Avatar 6:52pm Danne D:

Hiay Ned, Penny, Franky, Edwin, Fatal, Kelly and Laura :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:52pm Matt from Springfield:

Do not DJ and Drive!! People!!!
Avatar 6:52pm hamburger:

car park call back, that's comedy
  6:53pm yeng from oklahoma:

I love New Jersey.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:53pm Matt from Springfield:

It seems people from a variety of countries and continents are expressing praise for Andy or Ken...
Avatar 6:54pm glenn:

call caryn! call caryn! call caryn!
  6:54pm Fatal Flaw:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAQD-QPvS20
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:54pm amanda c:

yes, @matt from springfield, it seems like everyone from nj inherently hates them...
Avatar 6:54pm Danne D:

Caryn and amanda should call and do a race
  6:54pm Harold from Toms River:

Go andy!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:54pm Mutant:

I wish there could be another hour of this somehow...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:55pm Caryn:

@glenn: oh please, Andy has one foot out the door already. Too late to call now.
  6:55pm earrie:

Boobs as a plural noun or boobs as an adjective?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:56pm Matt from Springfield:

I thought the FCC was finally slapped back, saying they can no longer send notices or discipline for unwritten, vaguely questionable material.
  6:56pm Ellen from Toms River:

Hi harold!!!!!!
Avatar 6:56pm Danne D:

Hour #2 will be known as the Hour of Boobs
  6:56pm Beakpack:

Looking forward to next week from up here in the sticks. :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:56pm Matt from Springfield:

Oh, NOW the NJ listeners show up! :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:57pm Mike Noble:

wasn't that a mildly racist joke about armenians being hairy?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:57pm Matt from Springfield:

Speak of The Devils...! :)
Avatar 6:57pm Pete from Boston (and NJ):

The two hours lays the groundwork for an epic re-doing of the transcribe-and-reenact show.
Avatar 6:57pm Pete from Boston (and NJ):

I am NJ today.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:57pm Caryn:

@Mike: and about how the Kardashians have talked about their Armenian hairiness in numerous interviews?
  6:57pm Shahjahan from Canada:

Beautiful show for the evening'
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:57pm Mike Noble:

you could bring miss seven second delay back. she could help fill some extra time. she's been taking sketch writing classes!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:57pm Matt from Springfield:

@Mike: or else implying the Kards don't wax, down there.
Avatar 6:58pm hamburger:

2 Hour 7 second delay. It Begins. And I look forward to it!!
  6:58pm Helen from Greece:

shouldI call?
Avatar 6:58pm Danne D:

Hey Pete - you gonna be in NJ for the marathon?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:59pm cklequ:

You can't fake this kind of chemistry.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:59pm Caryn:

See, if this week had already been 2 hours, I could've called.
Avatar 6:59pm Danne D:

Have a good night folks :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:00pm Mutant:

Exoskeleton!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:00pm Matt from Springfield:

Fun and funny exercise in time meeting technology!
Ken, Andy, Delayers, listeners, commenters, and all the many fans from around the world, have a great night!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:04am Listener zero:

Already done in "The Insult versus Apology Footrace", known for its hilarious "piano recitals" bit.
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