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The program formerly known as Seven Second Delay, and The Happiness Hut. Ken and Andy, also known as The Enema Boys, further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards on a weekly basis. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)

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Options December 19, 2012: Tell Us What You're Doing Right NOW

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Listener comments!

  6:03pm the glowing one:

  6:03pm kat330:

Hey, all!
  6:03pm Matt from Springfield:

Perfect Detention Forever!
Everybody clap!
  6:03pm G:

Fired from UCB. The ignominy!
  6:04pm Mike East:

working, and waiting for my dinner to be delivered
  6:04pm Robert:

You're stealing a premise that's years old from Twitter?
  6:04pm kat330:

Long time, no comment. We just had to be on the playlist before the end of the world
  6:04pm Carmichael:

What I'm doing right now: I'm editing contract terms and conditions, drinking a soda and staring out the window at a parking lot full of roaming high school kids.
  6:04pm Matt from Springfield:

Bull! You broke the UCB's strict "NO exorcisms" policy! You is banned!
  6:04pm G:

Have him get on that waiting list for that new personality transplant
  6:05pm Philo Gristle:

Eating, thus not typing. Hello!
  6:06pm kat330:

Hey, Mike! I just delivered our dinner: Spaghetti w/ marinara sauce (that includes sweet Italian sausage, peppers and onions).
  6:06pm G:

Don't eat the yellow gristle.
  6:06pm Carmichael:

They allowed a witch on 7SD. Why is an exorcism any different?
  6:06pm Caryn:

Right now, finishing my second ball of yarn, as I'm 2/3 through my knitting.
  6:06pm Matt from Springfield:

Hi kat and Philo!
You may want to listen in more often--back to the studio shows you prefer!
  6:07pm kat330:

@Matt: Nah, I think it was because the exorcism was not successful.
  6:08pm G:

Andy told him to Go Buck Himself. then went HAHAHAHAHA at his own wit
  6:08pm kat330:

@Matt: Shhhh...that was our little secrret. Ken loves to do the opposite, so now he'll try 10x harder to get back in the UCB.
  6:08pm Matt from Springfield:

Kenny G--he's the type you *beg* him to come, and then *beg* him to leave!

YES! What about this Washington Square busking episode?! That's a nonexistent Holy Grail..
  6:09pm kat330:

Yay, Caryn! Granny's scarf is nearly done!
  6:09pm zotz:

Hippies are born angry...MANNNNNN!
  6:09pm Mike East:

sounds good, kat. My meatloaf sandwich just got here. bon appetit. your songs sounded good, btw. I like the Catch the Wind song especially.
  6:09pm Matt from Springfield:

@kat: HA!

Are you sure? I coulda swore you typed that on a 7SD list...that's okay, they never read their comments!!! ;)
  6:10pm G:

@Matt: Maybe they were disinvited from Washington Square, where we know the quality of performers is extremely exalted.
  6:10pm kat330:

When Ken gets a successful exorcism, Matt, THEN will we get that damn busking show. That's my theory, and I'm sticking to it.
  6:10pm 866:

listening to wfmu at home, reading/browsing books. poll timeeee
  6:10pm Cindy:

cooking dinner
  6:11pm the glowing one:

I'm trying out this MIDI keyboard, and for some reason the keys are shifted... :(
  6:11pm Matt from Springfield:

@zotz: Hey, MAN! Hippies just want to be in a "natural" state. And how are we born? Naked, hungry, dirty, wet and SCREAMING! :)
  6:11pm Robert:

Fatal flaw: What they're doing is listening to 7SD.
  6:12pm kat330:

Aw, Mike that's sweet of you to say! :) Guess I should put that track later on, but I wanted the 10 to read down the left margin as something. Now it reads: CHEF CRIERS (as in Chef Ramsey's minions)
  6:12pm kat330:

Hey,i BEGGED Philo to make a call in (for once) -- he's saying "no." :/
  6:12pm JessStar:

Driving Because I'm working :)
  6:13pm G:

  6:13pm Matt from Springfield:

@G: At that rate they could get themselves banned from every public square in NYC--they spew comedic carnage wherever they go!

@kat: Then Ken will never get himself *properly* exorcised--editing is too much work!!
  6:14pm G:

His wife is cooking? Did that cannibal cop get out on bail?
  6:15pm Matt from Springfield:

YES PHILO! Conceptual masterpiece! Rather than just type that you can't type because you're having dinner, CALL IN, and SAY you can't talk, because you're having dinner! Excellence!
  6:15pm kat330:

You tell him, Matt!
  6:15pm Matt from Springfield:

@G: Preparation for upcoming 7SD theme--"How to EAT your spouse"...
  6:17pm Matt from Springfield:

Danne D!
  6:17pm Philo Gristle:

@Matt That's a SPECTACULAR idea. Love it! It's just that I finished eating. kat's food is too good to eat slowly. Oh well, so it goes. :)
  6:18pm amEdeo:

  6:18pm kat330:

I realize we're L7 in the midwest, but this is cooking/eating hour in our neck of the woods. We are always sacrificing to be involved in the 6 - 8 pm shows on the streams.
  6:19pm Ike:

WFMU is always preset #1 on my car radio, but I am listening on the net from work right now.
  6:19pm listener David:

I'm online trying to figure out how to size a mesh bracelet for one of my watches. As for the radio. 91.1 is preset 1 90.1 is preset 2
  6:19pm cg in WA:

I'm at work, doing a crossword puzzle. With the internet, it is not drive time everywhere people are listening to you.
  6:19pm Matt from Springfield:

A good marinara cannot remain at rest! :)
  6:20pm the glowing one:

WFMU is at the top of my radio playlist, too
  6:21pm Matt from Springfield:

WFMU is my only radio station site bookmarked on my "short list" of frequent webpages--#1, and only 1!
  6:21pm Philo Gristle:

Hi amEdeo! Matt sure had a great idea. I feel bad for eating so fast. Really bad. Sniff.
  6:21pm kat330:

I will give a HUGE reward to anyone who can induce Philo to call in to ANYthing ANYwhere. He is adamant. Won't budge. He just said "no, no, no, no" to me. :/
  6:22pm northguineahills:

The only selections on my radio playlists are Give the Drummer Radio and WFMU.
  6:22pm G:

I'm reading and taking notes to pull together in the front of my mind everything I know about the whole history of the philosophical concept of "category" -- Aristotle, Kant, Peirce, Husserl, etc.

Yes, it's occurred to me that's why my comments in the last show were kind of analytical.
  6:24pm Matt from Springfield:

@G: "A Critique of Pure Reason"!

@NGH: Kind of like that on my work computer's QuickTime--the only way I can get the streams. Recent URLs are the .pls: "wfmu", "wfmu_drummer", and "wfmu_rock". No others!
  6:25pm kat330:

My highlight of the last show (I presume you're saying Irwin's, G?) was The Bad Plus "Seven Minute Mind" -- nicely matched to this show's title.
  6:25pm SNYC:

Phone line is perpetually busy!
  6:26pm G:

@kat: Yep...
  6:27pm Matt from Springfield:

@kat: I'll have to listen again. I remember it came after "Fuzzy Pink Cadillac", which was probably still at the front of my mind at the time.
  6:28pm kat330:

Ain't gonna study gravity no mo' / Ain't gonna study gravity no mo',
  6:28pm Matt from Springfield:

The Looney Tunes theory of physics, not studying gravity leaves you immune to its effects.
  6:29pm kat330:

Why has Ken not offered to try a successful exorcism?
  6:30pm G:

What Are You Doing
has evolved into
Change Your Presets
which is Arbitron cheating, only FMU doesn't need to or pay to be in Arbitron (which Neilsen just pointlessly bought)
  6:31pm Robert:

With the old mechanical presets, it made the most sense to do them in dial order, because that required less leverage.
  6:31pm G:

I have three bands in my car radio. WFMU is the bottom-left button on one of the bands (closest to press while driving).

The other two bands are more mainstream music and out of town stations for when I drive, and AM news and talk.
  6:31pm Matt from Springfield:

In between commenting, I'm getting a map product ready to start for tomorrow. Trying to arrange insets for small islands, isolated from the main area.
  6:31pm kat330:

OK, guess I'll throw a bone: On our Grace, WFMU is preset #1. GTDR is #2, Ichiban is #3, KCRW is #4, BBC 5 is #5 (go figure), WBEZ is #6, WPR is #7 and two Finnish channels are #8 & 9.
  6:32pm Philo Gristle:

Our squeezebox internet radio (only way to connect to fmu) has wfmu as #1, GTDR as #2 and Ichiban as #3.
  6:32pm northguineahills:

The last time I had a car, I had no presets. "If I didn't have the station memorized, it's not worth listening" was my my mantra.
  6:32pm Matt from Springfield:

@Andy: What about BOILERS in New Jersey?!
  6:32pm kat330:

@Matt: Could you plot the precise place to send a drone to any of our homes?
  6:33pm northguineahills:

@Matt: I miss cartography, hopefully one of these two jobs I've been contacted about in the last few days pan out.
  6:34pm G:

  6:34pm Philo Gristle:

Well, meant to say internet radio is the only way to connect as opposed to car radio. We have more than one internet radios.
  6:34pm kat330:

@Matt & NGH: Doctors w/o Borders just sent us a nice world map. :)
  6:34pm the glowing one:

Comedy envy, Andy?
  6:35pm Philo Gristle:

@Matt was going to make a comment about the island that disappeared from in the South pacific that made news a while back, looked up the name and realized it's 3rd Sandy to hit the news in the very recent history. Sandy Island. Odd.
  6:35pm kat330:

Sending you great good luck wishes, NGH }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} !
  6:35pm Matt from Springfield:

@kat: Actually, YOU can do that yourself, with Google Earth or any number of programs ;)

The coords are readily available, but you would need to "pilot" a drone, and be aware of height above ground level, vectors and other considerations in remote piloting. The precise "place" is still a matter of relativity in any targeting. It depends on your vantage point and angle.
  6:36pm Caryn:

My dad also has his presets in numerical order. Easy to find the channel you want.

@kat: I'm guessing one of the Finnish channels is Radio Helsinki?
  6:36pm kat330:

I'll make a wager that the name "Sandy" (and even "Sandra") will be the LEAST popular baby girl's name for a number of years.
  6:36pm G:

  6:37pm kat330:

@Caryn: Yep, and Radio Suomi.
  6:37pm Mike East:

#1=WFMU cuz there's a 1 in 91.1, #3=WNYC cuz there's a 3 in 93.9, #4=Q104.3, #6=WBAI, I can't remember what #2 and 5 are
  6:38pm northguineahills:

Thanks kat! Now that I've stopped facedesking myself over the email typo snafu, I've actually been busy responding to my resume responses.

Sandy Island never existed!
  6:38pm Matt from Springfield:

@kat: Most of my free maps come from NatGeo, nice Robinson compromise projection! :)
@Philo: Things tend to go in 3s...
@NGH: May you soon be reunited with ALL the saved projection files!
  6:39pm ScottC:

Give away dinnerware at the UCB to get butts in the seats...
  6:39pm Philo Gristle:

Always enjoyed stories about phantom islands... notice wiki on subject is missing Maria Laxara, off Baja.
  6:40pm G:

UCB couldn't afford the box office they were getting. Bet they asked for a subvention and got nixed by the Power That Be.
  6:40pm kat330:

@ScottC" Dinnerware... or *dinner*. From the listeners I've encountered, the latter would be a better enticement.
  6:41pm kat330:

There have always been Latin schools, so why not a Greek school?
  6:42pm Matt from Springfield:

@Mike: For my XM presets, I've had a similar convulted system based on the presence of a number (channel or in title) corresponding with preset number. Then another similar system when the channel numbers changed...
  6:44pm Matt from Springfield:

Interesting about Sandy Island, was it a human error repeated or a mythical disappeared island? But mythical geography is great. Or ambiguous geography--Vinland!
  6:45pm kat330:

Philo, you've loved islands period, phantom or not. Remember Vanuatu?
  6:45pm Mike East:

nice, Matt. that's bullshit that they changed the channel numbers on you, though.
  6:46pm Philo Gristle:

@Matt Most of them are human errors; whalers reporting islands way back when, ending up on maps without anyone ever checking up on them.
  6:46pm G:

The water where "Sandy" "was" is no shallower than a 1300 depth, so it was probably a long-standing error made possible by the remote location plus dicey location fixing in pre-satellite days.
  6:47pm Philo Gristle:

@kat That's true. I blame Hugo Pratt. Robert Louis Stevenson. Jaco London. Port Vila sounds like a great place to spend quality time in.
  6:48pm Matt from Springfield:

Proper way to listen to 7SD. With a ghost-white face, quivering.
  6:48pm northguineahills:

I believe the Sandy Island error was due to an 18th century ship reporting an island that already existed in New Caledonia that was geographically inaccurate, or it was just a full erroneous report.
  6:48pm Philo Gristle:

Jack 'Pastorius' London.
  6:48pm ScottC:

@kat330 - That's it! serve free food. Instead of Food Not Bombs it can be Food Not Andy!
  6:49pm common:

ken, come to philly and do stand up in south philly!
  6:49pm kat330:

See folks? Isn't this a fine in-studio show??
  6:50pm Matt from Springfield:

@Philo,G,NGH: Yep, plus with a double reporting of the same island, as you said, may have further covered up a flawed result where there wasn't an island.
  6:50pm kat330:

Do a Smothers Brothers act you two. Play a little music while delivering your zingers.
  6:50pm northguineahills:

If you have enough vacation time just to get there and back, Port Vila does look like an ideal holiday destination.
  6:51pm G:

Used to be people only called talk shows from at home or the office, 25 years ago.

Seems like now they only call from cars using their mobiles.
  6:52pm Matt from Springfield:

Very fine in-studio!
They generally are classics to listen to anytime in the future--the UCB shows were hit-or-miss, depending on guests, chemistry, even the mics/soundboard getting the signal to the station affected those.
  6:52pm Philo Gristle:

@ngh Yep. More like a place to retire. Or take a year off. They did get a nasty hit by a Tsunami a few years back.
  6:53pm kat330:

@Philo: That means the odds are in their favor.
  6:54pm moose:

tried calling just now but call failed, from 14th st subway station waiting for A train
  6:54pm moose:

tried calling just now but call failed, from 14th st subway station waiting for A train
  6:54pm moose:

oh hell sorry
  6:54pm Michael:

If I'm not mistaken, a sample size of 63 gives you an inherent uncertainty of 1/sqrt(63) ~= 13%.
  6:54pm kat330:

Right, but the Aztecs and Incans do!
  6:54pm AARON in Jcity:

LOVED TO CALL - but at work - have andy do the mousetrap trick!!!
  6:55pm I'm A Moop:

Can't get through! I'm at work and listening on the computer.
  6:55pm Matt from Springfield:

The "Lyin' Mayan" Routine!

Ha, "it just doesn't matter" Andy!
  6:55pm Philo Gristle:

@kat So you're ok with us moving there? Great!
  6:56pm kat330:

ONE reason they are getting a full phone bank is how effin' long it's been since they've TAKEN phone calls. Duh.
  6:56pm kat330:

@Philo: Absolument! As long as you can ensure we'll build on higher ground.
  6:57pm Matt from Springfield:

@moose: Take the "A" Train...
  6:57pm kat330:

  6:58pm zotz:

Jewel - she broke the yolks to make a smiley face...and that made all the difference!
  6:58pm Matt from Springfield:

Headsets?? Then you can't hear if someone's walking up on you!!
  6:58pm northguineahills:

Since I've been unemployed, I spend a good 40 minutes on Google Earth a day.
  6:58pm kat330:

It's been sooooo long since I've heard Sheldon on air.
  6:59pm ScottC:

Zing! got the mastabatorium in there right at the end
  6:59pm Pete from Boston (and NJ):

At home, having dinner!
  6:59pm kat330:

@NGH & Matt: I'll shoot you guys a satellite shot of our backyard in email. ;)
  6:59pm Matt from Springfield:

Great job Ken and Andy! I guess you've earned Detention for the next weeks as well!

Have a great night, and a Happy and Safe Holiday EVERYBODY!
See you guys next year!
  6:59pm Philo Gristle:

Google earth..... whatever else I may complain about them, that and google moon, mars, oceans and the rest are heaven.
  6:59pm Carmichael:

Jewel Kilcher is Jewish.
  7:00pm kat330:

Key West? Sweet.

K&A and all of you all, have a safe and happy end-of-the-world weekend leading into a very Merry Christmas and continuing on to a MOST HAPPY 2013!!
  7:00pm G:

Just ate the last leftover latke with sour cream and dill. No, I'm not Jewish.
  7:00pm Philo Gristle:

G'night, owl!
  12:37am groucho:

9 minutes in, you ask what listeners are doing.

Well, I'm listening via archive, at 5.34am on december 20th in northern England. I just ate a pork pie and a ham sandwich, I'm drunk, I'm in bed and I'm contemplating looking at xhamster.com and playing with myself.
  5:19am Hamster Hoax:

Leave it to Hunter to make Sandy Hook about nude beaches.
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