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Options December 5, 2012: Dreidl for Dollars

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  Wed. 12/5/12 6:02pm G:

I'm already sniffling over the upcoming Brubeck tribute.
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:02pm Matt from Springfield:

Dreidel for Dollars? How bout Kars 4 Kids? Even LESS people like that on the radio!
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:02pm Matt from Springfield:

Hiya G and other Delayers!
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:03pm G:

Date raped my sister?

Brush with fame!!!!!!!!!
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:03pm amEdeo:

Who died?
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:03pm Matt from Springfield:

Andy, didn't you have a mania where you thought *you* were Dave Brubeck? ;)
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:03pm G:

@amEdeo: the show
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:03pm Carmichael:

If you're 7 seconds behind schedule, you're right on time!
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:04pm amEdeo:

Hello Matt, G, and friends!
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:04pm hamburger:

hark the herald breckman freedman sing...
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:04pm Matt from Springfield:

Jazz pianist Dave Brubeck, best known for the song "Take Five":
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Brubeck
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:04pm Matt from Springfield:

LOL, G!
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:04pm Carmichael:

I thought I was Harry Breuer.
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:05pm Matt from Springfield:

No wonder Ken runs this station, he's nothing but a dreidel hustler!
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:05pm G:

do players win hannukah gelt?
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:05pm Homer Simpson:

Would you rather use my droodle I got from a rabbi?
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:05pm Robert:

Well, I'm sure Andy wants the audience SOMETHING royally.
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:05pm G:

did you buy the potatoes and sour cream for the latkes?
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:06pm Carmichael:

Next week it's Dialing for Hebes!
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:06pm Matt from Springfield:

@Carm: Well who wouldn't want to be? Much like Herb Alpert. Oh, to watch the photo sessions for the "Whipped Cream" cover...
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:06pm Caryn:

Oh, Carmichael, if you were Harry Breuer, you'd already have a copy of "Mallets in Wonderland". And you'd be dead. On the plus side, you could be jamming with Brubeck in the afterlife.
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:06pm amEdeo:

@G: HAH!
@Matt: Ah! I saw a few people posting videos online, but I completely overlooked the death aspect to everything. Used to listen to that album when I was a wee tiny person.
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:07pm G:

Actual, it's the Satmar rebbi who's on trial in BK these days who date raped Andy's sister. And her family had to write him an apology letter for questioning his judgment, and pay him 12K a year for counseling her.
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:08pm Carmichael:

Yeah Caryn, and with Billy Taylor too. And Adolf Hitler, since he played vibes on the Bonzos' "Intro and the Outro".
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:08pm Caryn:

Tiger balm is excellent for sore muscles. Which raises the question: Andy has muscles?
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:09pm Robert:

Ixnay on the exsay, Ken...kids listening. Usually it'd be Andy you'd have to shush.
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:09pm Matt from Springfield:

So which night of Hannukah do you give the sex toy? Probably the 7th night, so there's still time to end the festival on a disappointing note. At least that's the Andy Breckman way.
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:10pm amEdeo:

Loaded Driedel?
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:11pm Caryn:

Does Amazon sell "Brubeck date raped my sister, but all I got was this lousy t-shirt" shirts? I can't imagine that being a big seller.
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:11pm Matt from Springfield:

@Caryn: What IS tiger balm, anyway? In Thailand an older woman at a market just starts hawking it in English and rubbing it on my face! Naturally I bought it to get her off me, then never used it. But I still have the jar.
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:11pm Carmichael:

Abba are Jewish?
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:12pm G:

Abba is a pop group!!!!

YOU CANT FOOL ME!!!!!!!
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:12pm Matt from Springfield:

"Abba, Father," frequently read in the Revised Redundant English Version of the Bible.
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:12pm Robert:

He's over the initially posted age limit, AND he's a relative of someone at the station? Barrel? Bottom? Scraping? Already?
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:13pm Nick the Bard:

I've had one of those $15 dreidles sicne 3rd grade
They're pretty good quality
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:13pm Matt from Springfield:

@Robert: Because he's 14, but for you, 9.
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:14pm amEdeo:

Obviously this is some kind of driedel pyramid scheme.
Joseph gets HIS friends to play the game for driedels and then they get THEIR FRIENDS to play and on and on.
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:14pm Carmichael:

@Matt: tiger balm is a muscle balm that is PIPING hot on the skin. It's a product of Malaysia. And the red is much hotter than the orange. It has saved me from many achy muscles. What the hell did that Thai woman put on your face?!?
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:14pm moose:

everybody wants gimmel
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:14pm Caryn:

@Matt: I'm not an expert, but the shop I worked in sold it, and it went like hotcakes. My parents also use it for sports injuries. I'm sure wikipedia explains its' properties nicely: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiger_Balm
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:15pm G:

Anything a Thai woman puts on your face, just don't ask what it is.
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:17pm Matt from Springfield:

@Carm: Huh, it was pinkish orange in color, so that's probably why it wasn't hot.

It's a noisy Asian/pre-modern West market. Even though the aged and men are hugely respected in Thailand, I was told women will touch a younger foreign man (to feel hair on their arms, other curiosities, etc) for things they wouldn't get away with on an older Thai man. Plus like I said, she probably does that to foreigners so they'll pay her to go away.
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:17pm G:

It's not nepotism, it's nachumism
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:18pm Caryn:

There was a Finnish girl band called Gimmel. In Renaissance times, there were gimmel rings, which represented the trinity.
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:19pm northguineahills:

Yeah, when I was a wee one, I got some tiger balm in Hong Kong in '89. It came in handy for my youth soccer injuries and other shenanigans. (i was 12)
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:20pm Matt from Springfield:

My older (white) neighbor who was once in Thailand with the Peace Corps and now runs tours there since retiring, says that he's old enough that women no longer grab his arms in the Thai markets! My young, hairy Euro arms (and face) on the other hand...
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:21pm Caryn:

Hah, the things you learn on wikipedia: "Gerard Depardieu was reported to have instructed Robert De Niro how to use Tiger Balm and water to solve an erection problem while shooting a scene for Bernardo Bertolucci's 1900 in 1977."
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:22pm G:

TMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:)
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:22pm Matt from Springfield:

Ha ha Ken! Alluding to the long history of opiates made to cure people of other opiates :)
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:23pm Matt from Springfield:

@G: In the FMU community, we should call it "BW", as in "TMI w/ BW". Rhyming slang, sorta not really!
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:23pm Matt from Springfield:

Bring On The Dancing Dreidels!
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:23pm Nick the Bard:

You want to get in? Don't lie about your age to be OLDER than the limit, and don't steal your mom's phone to call in.
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:23pm G:

oh fer, excellent!
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:24pm Franclynne:

Hah! If Andy is tired or dunk enough!! She was like 8!!!
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:25pm northguineahills:

uhhhmmm, go on Caryn.... (or I could just read wiki myself)
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:25pm Danne D:

Dreidl for Dollars.
Awesome :)
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:25pm G:

after four spins, the odds of one win are 50-50.
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:25pm Carmichael:

"Solve" an erection problem?? The mere thought of that action scares me.
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:26pm Bad Ronald:

yes Franclynne, i loved that caveat!
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:26pm Matt from Springfield:

@NGH: It's fine, that's all there is in the article :)
Hiya Danne!
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:26pm Robert:

Let's see if Andy can make a baby cry. That's Capt. Tolerance's super power.
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:27pm G:

Andy's saying it's the infamous "Sandy Whine" :-)
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:27pm Matt from Springfield:

19 phone lines still out?? That's terrible.
But, for 7SD, that's "right-sizing"!
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:27pm Danne D:

Hey M_f_S :)
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:28pm Nick the Bard:

You can't be a phone stealing jerk and get stuff on haunkaka right, or does that only matter for Santa?
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:28pm Caryn:

Yeah, the original article wikipedia links to also doesn't go for too many details. Apparently it worked, but Depardieu won't tell people the exact recipe or use. So who knows? And really, who even wants to know? Okay, maybe some guys with problems might want to know, but I digress.
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:29pm Danne D:

Inflatel :)
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:29pm robyn:

"i'll fill it with love." wow.
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:29pm G:

oops!
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:30pm Matt from Springfield:

They DID miss Sarah very much. Andy was even "a-scurred"!
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:31pm Matt from Springfield:

@Danne: I didn't want Andy to start singing Starship! :)
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:31pm G:

It's the flying nun again.
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:32pm robyn:

the eternal question...where are the parents?
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:32pm Matt from Springfield:

@G: The Flying Nun has complete air superiority right now.
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:32pm Caryn:

Oh, Ken, don't blame Verizon! In honour of "Dreidl for Dollars", blame Haman! Blame him for the constant nuns, too.
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:33pm Danne D:

http://www.cheapkaraoke.com/
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:33pm Matt from Springfield:

@robyn: For Ken & Andy??! ;)
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:33pm Danne D:

This one is $40:
http://www.amazon.com/Singing-Machine-SML-383-Portable-Karaoke/dp/B001WLSYW2/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1354750402&sr=8-1&keywords=karaoke+machine
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:34pm robyn:

the t-pain microphone. it autotunes you.
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:34pm northguineahills:

well, I'm newly single for the first time in 5 years... and.... I'll shut up now...... (I was just kidding)
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:34pm G:

The fact is that Andy just gets off on frustrating kids :-)
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:35pm robyn:

this is why there are not two santa claus(es). hmm. creepy concept.
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:35pm G:

0 fer 6. i call RIGGED. see my prior comment.
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:36pm Shetland Islands:

Scot free? We've been Jew free, since the one family on the island moved away.
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:38pm Nick the Bard:

He is lying, he told me he was SIXteen
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:38pm Matt from Springfield:

"Power" the Masturbatorium? See, it's STUDIO A!! I knew it! :)
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:38pm Andy's Neighbors:

We could survive in Andy's bunker?

But, will Andy be there? We'll think about it.
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:38pm moose:

i've been looking at those giant microbe dolls the cancer one is so cute
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:38pm Matt from Springfield:

Keep going, we can make JM in the PM!
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:39pm Robert:

Right now a parent is rehearsing hir child phoning in to ask Andy what a masturbatorium is.
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:40pm Danne D:

Someone at FMU (a long time ago) thought I was Jewish (I'm not). He then asked me pronounced Nachum (which I did in as hock-ey a way as possible) and he goes "you're Jewish".

end boring story
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:40pm michal:

greetings from Israel....
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:40pm Danne D:

Is Gimbel named after the old department store chain?
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:41pm Matt from Springfield:

@Danne: Boring, yet strangely compelling...

Hi Michal!
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:41pm Nick the Bard:

Sorry about that motorbike running over your throat little girl, but you don't sound 14 and you don't sound like a girl eitther.
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:43pm Matt from Springfield:

Nachumism!
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:44pm Caryn:

When she laughs, she sounds young, but otherwise sounds way older...
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:44pm G:

Not having a winner till quarter of keeps Andy's costs low.
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:45pm Matt from Springfield:

Coincidentally, Rae wins the iTunes gift card...which, people often receive as gifts and Andy/Ken might have already gotten and thinking of an excuse to re-gift??...
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:50pm G:

Stalling means Andy keeps his total cost to 15, or 30 at the worst.
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:51pm G:

A mitzvah is something Romney tells fellow Mormons to do.
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:53pm Danne D:

Whoa Hannukah Harry came early
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:53pm Matt from Springfield:

Dreidlin' for Dollars, is tryin' to find me...
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:58pm Carmichael:

Is this show still on?!? Man, I'm outta here.
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:58pm Matt from Springfield:

Well this was an interesting take on Hannukah :)
Shalom everyone! L'chaim!
  Wed. 12/5/12 6:59pm Danne D:

Later folks :)
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