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Options September 5, 2012: Live at UCB - Guests: Amber Tamblyn, Bob Fass, Kerrie Hopkins, Amen Dunes

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  Wed. 9/5/12 6:00pm chris:

milk is already shooting out my nose
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:00pm Matt from Springfield:

Everybody...ah, it just doesn't matter.
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:00pm hamburger:

clappity clap, slappity slap
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:01pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Not first!
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:01pm Lizardner Dave:

Everybody clap! I'll hear it on the archive. Good night!
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:02pm Caryn:

I'm not clapping, since that would make typing difficult.
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:02pm Matt from Springfield:

Wooooo Andy! Geezer grandparenthood!

Congrats to his daughter and growing family.
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:03pm Matt from Springfield:

Andy's GRAND Radio Hero! :D
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:03pm John Cage:

"4:33" x 14 anyone?
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:05pm Matt from Springfield:

@Mr. Cage: You could play a long 4'33", but according to your theory of the piece, that would mean the ambient sounds that would make up the piece this time would be...a 7SD episode. I can't see your revolutionary work thus degraded.
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:07pm Matt from Springfield:

Incidentally, HAPPY CENTENARY John Cage! Today's the day.

For a present, I'll give you a microphone and speaker, so you can perform an extended action, amplified, in unmeasured time (0'00").
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:08pm KO:

The John and Scott show is sold out, so not betting on that gag.
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:09pm BadGuyZero (Dallas, TX):

BLERG! I lost track of time. Did I miss anything besides "everybody clap"?
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:09pm John Cage:

...
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:10pm Matt from Springfield:

@BGZ: Eh, not really! :)
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:10pm Ken From Hyde Park:

@BGZ - Well, you missed some clapping.
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:11pm kat330:

What have I missed?! Our power only returned after a storm took us out 2-1/2 hours ago. :|
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:12pm BadGuyZero (Dallas, TX):

@kat330: Apparently you missed some clapping. I just arrived here myself.
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:12pm Matt from Springfield:

@kat: Really? Some rain has been coming in on and off here, but sounds like you're in the middle of Gulf tropical storms path.
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:13pm hamburger:

not much kat330, though my power went out last night and stopped my boiler's pilot light from turning back on. I'll save the conclusion of that story for another time.
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:13pm John Cage:

... Second movement: ...
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:14pm Matt from Springfield:

@hamburger: You're electric then and not gas? Or is it natural gas with electric ignition? :)
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:14pm kat330:

It was a real brief blow-over -- still don't see why the power was cut -- but it was. Here now, though! :)

Hi, everyone!
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:14pm Matt from Springfield:

Great hit-and-runner too lately!
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:15pm giraffe-o:

Andy knows less about Amanda Bynes than he does about Amber Tamblyn
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:15pm hamburger:

@Matt: it is gas. But, when the power came back on, alas, the pilot light did not.
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:15pm Ken From Hyde Park:

@Caryn - Sorry to go off-topic, but have you seen any good auroras lately? You live pretty far north, right?
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:17pm Marie Prevost:

Tell me aboot it!
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:17pm BadGuyZero (Dallas, TX):

Russ was in "Twin Peaks."
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:18pm Caryn:

@Ken: well, globally speaking I'm pretty far north, but I'm in the southeast of the country, and you don't usually get the auroras here, you need to go a little more to the north. So, alas, no.
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:18pm chris:

<reminder> Support your local independent book store </reminder>
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:18pm BadGuyZero (Dallas, TX):

She was going to mock Ken? Was she going to do bath salts???
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:20pm kat330:

@hamburger: Boiler story, eh? Isn't that a fave of this K&A duo?
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:21pm hamburger:

it be I believe
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:22pm kat330:

Did Ms. Tamblyn already discuss Hugh Laurie and House?
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:22pm Matt from Springfield:

Sandra "Floook"?
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:23pm Ken From Hyde Park:

@Caryn - I came across this site today and there were some nice northern lights recently. http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/09/05/solar_filament_video/
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:23pm giraffe-o:

Amber Tamblyn is one of the biggest stars they've had on the show
Avatar Wed. 9/5/12 6:23pm tim:

She deliberately avoided alluding to Stephen Fry as well.
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:23pm BadGuyZero (Dallas, TX):

I love her now.
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:23pm kat330:

[Matt, ck. mail when you can ;) ]
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:24pm kat330:

Tim -- how did you change your message after it appeared??
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:24pm Caryn:

Gotta say, the organ player is kicking ass with the music cues this week. Definite comic potential there.
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:25pm Matt from Springfield:

What hath Bob Fass wrought?!
Avatar Wed. 9/5/12 6:25pm tim:

@kat330: I am become death.
Avatar Wed. 9/5/12 6:25pm tim:

*That* tim, in other word.
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:25pm Dan B From Upstate:

tim, the enchanter.
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:26pm Matt from Springfield:

@kat: Will do.
Tim usually runs broads during the UCB shows, so I'm sure he has the numbers too;)
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:26pm kat330:

Aha....I see..... I oughta Curry favour, Tim.
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:28pm kat330:

Aren't you adorable! :) [I just got a phone interruption from Philo or my reaction would have been quicker.
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:29pm Matt from Springfield:

He has a Rodney Dangerfield accent.
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:30pm kat330:

Heh! Please, make us all really clever, Master Tim.
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:30pm Matt from Springfield:

@tim: I like what you're doing! A blink-and-you'll-miss-it kind of joke!
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:31pm Jamie from WWOZ:

The Amber segment was great Seven Second Delay moment. Ken's question about being a woman outdid Jerry Hubbard.
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:32pm kat330:

Hmm, mayhaps it was Tim who was "ATT" during that infamous Primavera Friday?
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:33pm Chris Rock:

Someone stole my speakers during the "African American Hour"!
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:33pm Matt from Springfield:

"WBAI: Sanitary products breed unsanitary radio!"
Avatar Wed. 9/5/12 6:34pm tim:

@kat330: Nope.. or yep. Not sure. I was around here... considering piping in some audience sounds from my stash of sound effects reel-to-reel archives.
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:34pm Dan B From Upstate:

It's also been a while since Tim has done a fill it. You're due, Tim.
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:35pm kat330:

Yes, please do, Tim. It should be a reel blast.
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:35pm ATT:

http://192.20.225.36/tts/speech/3cad9ce271a4e7dd24dc5f35c35e4ab4.wav
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:35pm Matt from Springfield:

Daddy's Hideaway? That IS an awesome show!
Avatar Wed. 9/5/12 6:36pm tim:

But I am all-powerful, poor, deluded sawdust-like persons! It is as nothing to me.
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:36pm conrad:

From the Bob Fass wiki page:

Several hippies from the commune, Up Against the Wall Motherfuckers, decided it would be a great symbolic gesture to rip the hands off the clock at the train station in “a rape of time.”
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:37pm kat330:

Awww.... reveal yourself, Bell.
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:37pm Matt from Springfield:

@Ken: GRASS salts! ;)
Avatar Wed. 9/5/12 6:37pm tim:

Listening to ATT now. Great. I've used another one, has S. African accent, unlike ATT.
Avatar Wed. 9/5/12 6:39pm tim:

I ought not multitask, but this guy would be the last person to drop an F-bomb.
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:40pm Matt from Springfield:

Jean Shepherd did invent the flash ask-for-a-nonexistent-book mob.
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:40pm kat330:

She was probably grateful.
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:40pm ATT:

http://192.20.225.36/tts/speech/c09f3639c352e37b53f23909e7aefaf6.wav
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:41pm Shprockets:

Now is the time when Herr Boyangles DANCES!
Avatar Wed. 9/5/12 6:41pm tim:

She roomed with Joan Miro at Wellesely.
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:43pm kat330:

Eva Legallienne was no drama queen.
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:44pm BadGuyZero (Dallas, TX):

An onomalogist don't do what I thought an onomalogist did.
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:44pm kat330:

Baaaad Ronald! Sit. Shake.
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:44pm hamburger:

:| oh god andy....
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:44pm Matt from Springfield:

Wonder how much the FBI pays her for non-peer reviewed name profiling?
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:44pm kat330:

Ask her about Osama.
Avatar Wed. 9/5/12 6:44pm tim:

ATT gives me an idea for my next fill-in.
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:45pm BadGuyZero (Dallas, TX):

"She's daring."

Like in an Evel Knievel way?
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:45pm kat330:

And Adolf.
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:46pm hamburger:

is this the same kind of analysis the FBI gets?
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:47pm Matt from Springfield:

"Psychic on speed"! There we go! :)
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:48pm BadGuyZero (Dallas, TX):

Amazon doesn't have anything she's written. Like not even a listing. She's a sham!
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:48pm ATT:

http://192.20.225.36/tts/speech/8eaea8c0cad48ad2a94b037cdc78422a.wav
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:48pm drunken monkey:

"Ma'am, what can you tell us about the fellow named 'Osama' ?"
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:48pm Caryn:

She does sound like she's on something.
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:48pm other david:

More than a dozen in the audience? I call shenanigans!
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:49pm Matt from Springfield:

@hamburger: "Jake! He's a sweetheart!...But he also might shoot rather than surrender, so make sure you subdue him."
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:49pm BadGuyZero (Dallas, TX):

There's something oddly alluring about her.
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:50pm Ken From Hyde Park:

She loves every name. What names are for dullards?
Avatar Wed. 9/5/12 6:50pm tim:

Guy walks into an onomalogist's office...
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:51pm BadGuyZero (Dallas, TX):

Did he say "moodygrabber" or "boobiegrabber"?
Avatar Wed. 9/5/12 6:51pm tim:

That's the joke, his name is "Guy."
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:51pm kat330:

Well, tim, be sure to send me an email whenever your fill-in idea is about to become a reality.
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:51pm Matt from Springfield:

Amon Düüns
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:54pm other david:

I like this
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:56pm Matt from Springfield:

Shoegazey! Different for 7SD. I like it too, OD! :)
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:58pm BadGuyZero (Dallas, TX):

FMU...playing stuff to make you sleepy when the sun is up and stuff to keep you awake when the sun goes away.
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:58pm BadGuyZero (Dallas, TX):

"Can you do a fast one?"

Please play a Slayer song!
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:58pm kat330:

Guess Philo's not going to make it even for a minute's worth. Damn Duke Energy....
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:59pm ATT:

http://192.20.225.36/tts/speech/4f9fd109cac07f5594da378ac4a40bc1.wav
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:59pm Matt from Springfield:

@BGZ: A fine mission statement!

Have a good night everyone!
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:59pm BadGuyZero (Dallas, TX):

I think this is what My Morning Jacket demos sound like.
  Wed. 9/5/12 6:59pm other david:

Hey matt, kat and all!

Mostly lurking at the moment, Andy seemed especially surly tonight, which is saying something!
  Wed. 9/5/12 7:00pm Fredericks:

Makes me think of Kurt Vile quite a bit.
  Wed. 9/5/12 7:00pm kat330:

But, hey, with ATT playing ball and Tim's shenanigans and all you lovely commetners -- he missed a good 'un!

Hi, OD!!!
  Wed. 9/5/12 7:01pm kat330:

[Tim, please fix the typo?]

G'night all! Sweet dreams and kauniita unia, Caryn!
  Wed. 9/5/12 7:02pm Dan B From Upstate:

I don't think they understood what a short one is, but I don't care. I'm digging it.
  Wed. 9/5/12 7:03pm kat330:

Moi! <--- which is goodbye not I.

Aw, Philo just walked in.
  Wed. 9/5/12 7:03pm Caryn:

Hei hei ja hyvää yötä, kat & PG!
  Wed. 9/5/12 7:04pm BadGuyZero (Dallas, TX):

Cheers people!
Avatar Wed. 9/5/12 7:04pm tim:

До свидания, до следующего раза мы встречаемся в ионосфере.
  Fri. 9/7/12 11:37pm brandon:

andy reminds me of Ed Wynn
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