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Options August 8, 2012: Live at the UCB Theater: Cannibalism Night with author & comedian Baratunde Thurston, Ethicist & Journalist Chuck Klosterman, and musical guests The Dotted Eyes, starring Josh Breckman!

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  Wed. 8/8/12 6:01pm hamburger:

yay! let's hope no one's face get chewed off!
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:01pm Sean Daily:

Rule #2, Andy: DOUBLE TAP.
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:01pm BadGuyZero (Dallas, TX):

Everybody clap!
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:01pm Caryn:

Ken better be tied up.
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:02pm hamburger:

ken doesn't sound like in a face-chewing mood... //disappoint
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:02pm Danne D:

Love the Show. Can't Believe I got through.

You know what's good with bath salts? Bath pepper
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:02pm BadGuyZero (Dallas, TX):

I hope someone tweets photos of these shenanigans.
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:02pm Danne D:

Random note - Poco came up on WFAN the other night.
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:03pm Matt from Springfield:

BATH SALTS WEDNESDAY!!!!
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:04pm Danne D:

Vanilla Skye 2 aka Vanilla Ice
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:04pm other david:

hamburger - au contraire, he's chirpy, you dont get close to peoples faces without appearing pleasant... it's a ruse!
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:04pm Honey Water:

Philo & I are supping, so I hope the cannibalism is a bit later on.
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:04pm Sean Daily:

So, is red or white wine appropriate with Andy face?
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:05pm BadGuyZero (Dallas, TX):

Vanilla Sky II: Your Face Is Safe
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:05pm BadGuyZero (Dallas, TX):

Vanilla Sky & 7???
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:06pm Honey Water:

For that matter, we hope the anal author is quite a bit later on as well.
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:06pm Danne D:

I can only imagine what happened with version 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6.
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:06pm the glowing one:

ken is craving already?
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:06pm Danne D:

Vanilla Skye 7 and 7?
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:06pm BadGuyZero (Dallas, TX):

I was turned down by a lawyer. She said she wouldn't go out with me even if I was the last man on earth.
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:06pm Matt from Springfield:

"Just Sad"---best motto of the show since "Go To Hell!"
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:06pm Sean Daily:

I'm not worried about Ken. The man's experienced. He can probably take an LD50 dose of straight morphine and not even get a buzz.
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:07pm Danne D:

Agree Matt
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:07pm Danne D:

I hope Ken had a big lunch
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:07pm Caryn:

I like the audience doing the old "I, state your name" joke.
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:08pm MushroomSanta:

Oh boy! I sure hope he got a milligram scale!!!
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:09pm Sean Daily:

@Caryn: "That's Hedley!" "THAT'S HEDLEY!"
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:09pm Matt from Springfield:

@Caryn: Ever since "Blazing Saddles", just got to say it, y'know.. :)
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:09pm BadGuyZero (Dallas, TX):

You drink it? I thought it was something you snorted.
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:09pm metalfingers:

not sure that white rabbit is quite the thing to be playing right now...
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:09pm BadGuyZero (Dallas, TX):

Ken's in 38 Special mode...he's a Wild-Eyed Southern Boy!
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:09pm sAndy:

I'm excited and slightly nervous
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:09pm MushroomSanta:

oh man its bad news thats for sure
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:10pm Matt from Springfield:

"Face Off"...how bout "Face Off II: with Ken and Andy"!! Just like Travolta-Cage, their faces get switched--Ken then acts like Andy the rest of the movie, while Andy makes zero effort to act like Ken!
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:12pm Matt from Springfield:

@BGZ: And hangin' on, loosely!
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:13pm Matt from Springfield:

Attack before the musical guest! Then they have to refund all the money!
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:13pm BadGuyZero (Dallas, TX):

They should have U-streamed this.
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:13pm sAndy:

is there a video feed?
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:13pm Honey Water:

Face tastes just like chicken.
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:14pm BadGuyZero (Dallas, TX):

The face was covered in KC Masterpiece.
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:14pm Sean Daily:

Christ, Andy, it's bath salts, not marijuana. He's not gonna have the munchies... well, not THAT kind of munchies, at least.
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:14pm Matt from Springfield:

Face fingers? Are they face then, or fingers??
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:15pm Matt from Springfield:

"The Ethicist III: this time...it's ETHICAL!"
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:15pm Caryn:

Isn't Andy's son in tonight's band? If Ken attacks him, Andy might get a little upset.
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:16pm fred:

Yeah, but Andy's face should take better, fois gras anyone?
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:16pm BadGuyZero (Dallas, TX):

Oh man...check out the photo on the 7SD homepage.
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:16pm Honey Water:

Face nuggets -- face or ?? I guess for a face eater, it would be pie-hole for dessert.
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:17pm other david:

Let's be honest, Ken making a cannibal attack would make for great radio - Ken knows that, and that will be the main reason for any consumption of human flesh tonight...
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:17pm BadGuyZero (Dallas, TX):

A Face Nugget in the Crowd
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:18pm Matt from Springfield:

Ha HA! Yes BGZ!
http://sevenseconddelay.blogspot.com, right at the top!
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:19pm common:

i'm starting to feel high
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:19pm Honey Water:

I thought he was going to say the neighbor then presented the vet bill to 'em.
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:20pm Honey Water:

@Caryn: Yes, Andy's son is in the Dotted Eyes, AFAIK.
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:20pm Matt from Springfield:

@common: Me too! Playing along, snorted some epsom salts! Oh man my face is melting...
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:21pm Matt from Springfield:

@HW: Yes, they had announced Andy's son's band would be on tonight.
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:21pm ange:

we edit together videos after the show.. usually takes a couple weeks. http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL27C7774602EB7479&feature=plcp
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:21pm Matt from Springfield:

I RESPOND TO MEDIA! Mama Weer All Crazee Now!!!
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:21pm BadGuyZero (Dallas, TX):

I'm high on Calgon.
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:22pm common:

ken?
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:22pm Honey Water:

Thanks for the tip and link, Ange.
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:23pm BadGuyZero (Dallas, TX):

I RESPOND TO MADEA! Mama Weer All Tyler Perry Now!!!
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:23pm Caryn:

I'm planning to go get high on some ice cream soon. Going to wait after the show, though, because a face-eating incident might spoil my appetite.
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:24pm Matt from Springfield:

Calgon takes you away! Isn't that what they expect us to do?
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:24pm Caryn:

Ken, "sodomy" means anal sex. It doesn't matter whether it's straight or gay.
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:24pm BadGuyZero (Dallas, TX):

Did Andy just have anal sex?
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:24pm Honey Water:

@Caryn: You wouldn't rather have pie-hole a la mode?
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:24pm bookie bob:

1:10 ken lunges at someone's face with chewing intent 1:100 ken's teeth sinks into someone's cheek, 1:1000 blood drips from an audience member's chewed off face on ken's lips, 1:1000,000 entire face ripped off as a result of ken's gnawing knashers
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:25pm glenn:

i like klosterman's books.
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:25pm BadGuyZero (Dallas, TX):

SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:26pm BadGuyZero (Dallas, TX):

BLERG! I just screwed up the comments board. Apologies to everyone.
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:26pm Honey Water:

Ah, geez, BGZ -- margins will be ruined for that no-space comment...
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:26pm Matt from Springfield:

Slayer has "marginfucked" us!!
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:26pm BadGuyZero (Dallas, TX):

Klosterman is out of touch. He doesn't know who Pussy Riot is.
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:27pm Honey Water:

'Sokay. Shit happens.
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:27pm Matt from Springfield:

@HW: Pie-mode, a la hole.
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:27pm BadGuyZero (Dallas, TX):

I errored the margins.
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:28pm G:

Kill that marginfuckah! j/k
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:29pm Honey Water:

@Matt: No, that's for later, during the anal discussion. If there is one.
Avatar ♥   Wed. 8/8/12 6:29pm tim:

Medical Examiner: Causeway Cannibal Not High On Bath Salts tinyurl.com...
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:29pm seang:

mahginfuck--bostonian
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:30pm BadGuyZero (Dallas, TX):

I sometimes see women that look like Chuck Klosterman. I call them Chick Klostermans.
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:30pm Honey Water:

Somerville's in the house -- wicked!
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:31pm BadGuyZero (Dallas, TX):

Ken's high on bath salts and in a straightjacket. Everybody snap!
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:31pm common:

andy it's fine
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:31pm Caryn:

Hah! Ken is not into the chicken. Well, since human meat apparently tastes like bacon, they should've put out some bacon instead. The anti-chicken stance might actually prove that his cannibalistic urges are growing... Only human bacon (or "long pig" as cannibal tribes in the Philippines used to call it) will do.
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:32pm Honey Water:

What I'd like to know is which life insurance company is willing to insure Ken? Does he buy riders for stunts like this?
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:32pm other david:

I cannot wait for the pics :)
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:32pm BadGuyZero (Dallas, TX):

I hope Andy sings "Goodbye Horses."
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:33pm common:

@matt high on just salt
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:33pm Matt from Springfield:

@BGZ: Now now, that's insulting to the women!
"Goodbye Horses"! :D
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:34pm Matt from Springfield:

@common: Take it sitting in a bathtub, if you have one.
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:35pm mike noble at ucb:

I'm scared.
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:36pm Honey Water:

@Mike: I'd recommend rubbing your face with cayenne.
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:37pm Honey Water:

Did Ken eat the mics?
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:37pm common:

@Matt: it's happening right now
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:39pm Matt from Springfield:

Virtually 95% of all IPOs are very overvalued--I don't bother with them, period.
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:39pm Matt from Springfield:

Murder! Black Auschwitz at GE!
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:39pm Sean Daily:

Has Ken eaten anyone's face yet? More importantly, DID ANYONE GET VIDEO OF IT?
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:40pm BadGuyZero (Dallas, TX):

https://twitter.com/7SecDelay/status/233330038949429249/photo/1
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:40pm mike noble at ucb:

Ken is currently holding two mics in his elbows.
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:41pm Philo Gristle:

Kennibal Holocaust has not yet happened. Hello!
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:41pm Matt from Springfield:

I assume mike noble has a camera on his phone, hopefully others "on the inside" to as well.
The national/international news will surely acquire some of this footage by tonight...
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:42pm Matt from Springfield:

"@CKlosterman is glad to be on stage with someone doing drugs that's not himself. Ken says being on #bathsalts feels like "good speed." "
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:42pm Honey Water:

Thanks, BGZ. You're redeemed for your marginfuck.
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:42pm Caryn:

@PG: OMG, why didn't anyone think of that word before this? This should've been called "Kennibalism Night"!
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:43pm BadGuyZero (Dallas, TX):

@Sean: Someone said that they'll be putting video on YouTube at some point. They said it might take a couple of weeks to get it edited together.
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:43pm seang:

where's George Carlin's brother?
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:44pm Caryn:

Of course, mocking Tony Robbins for his decision-making is kinda ironic what with the decision-making on this show being on the level of "I'll take bath salts and maybe eat someone's face on live radio! Great idea!"
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:44pm Honey Water:

@Caryn: That's why I married him for his lingual skills.
Avatar ♥   Wed. 8/8/12 6:45pm Shurt:

This guy is uninteresting as hell.
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:45pm Caryn:

@HW: in more was than one... *rimshot* (pun maybe intended)
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:45pm BadGuyZero (Dallas, TX):

LESS TALKING! MORE FACE EATING!!!
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:46pm Matt from Springfield:

"Apartment persons" rank lower in the food chain than "Realtors",
particularly if all their listings are on Craigslist.
Avatar ♥   Wed. 8/8/12 6:46pm tim:

It was Tim Robins, and he only burned Susan Sarandon's left big toe.
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:46pm Caryn:

I mean "ways", not "was", sheesh...
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:47pm BadGuyZero (Dallas, TX):

I wish I could give this guy the Bad Company.
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:47pm the glowing one:

Ken is too normal
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:48pm Danne D:

Ken loves Baratunde with a light Chiante
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:48pm Honey Water:

I've been having typing issues all day, so I commiserate.
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:48pm Honey Water:

Yay!! Music!
Avatar ♥   Wed. 8/8/12 6:49pm tim:

Like manna from... Boston.
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:49pm Caryn:

Did the other 2/5s of the band bow out because they were afraid they were going to be eaten?
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:50pm Matt from Springfield:

Nepotmusic! Finally get to hear Andy's son's band.
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:50pm Honey Water:

So is this Andy's son's chick?
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:50pm seang:

Ken rulz
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:50pm seb:

photos please!
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:51pm BadGuyZero (Dallas, TX):

The Dotted Eyes: http://asset.ourstage.com/pg/YQJBKAVCRUJD-800x800.jpg
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:51pm Honey Water:

Yeah, that was a question for the ethics dude. Locally they're just establishing an ethics commission because of rampant nepotism and cronyism in municipal government.
Avatar ♥   Wed. 8/8/12 6:51pm Shurt:

The best use of twee: following a dull, self-involved guesst.
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:52pm Matt from Springfield:

Neil sounds a bit like Ben Gibbard.
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:52pm Caryn:

@seang: no, he drools. If he sees some nice, tasty human flesh in his line of sight.
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:54pm Honey Water:

So, BGZ, is Josh plaid or hoodie?
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:55pm BadGuyZero (Dallas, TX):

This song is about tonight's show???

@HW: Not sure. I shall investigate.
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:55pm Caryn:

Should I be at all surprised that Andy knows "Catastrophe" really well? I didn't think so.
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:56pm Honey Water:

It's about 99.9% of 7SD shows, eh?
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:56pm Philo Gristle:

Maybe this is science fiction instead of horror. Ken is a Face Hugger instead of a Face Eater.
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:57pm Sr_Hairy_hymen:

Pass my email on to the band Ill put them on my radio show.
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:57pm BadGuyZero (Dallas, TX):

@HW: Hoodie.
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:59pm Matt from Springfield:

http://thedottedeyes.com/
Wondering & Worrying
The debut LP from The Dotted Eyes
  Wed. 8/8/12 6:59pm BadGuyZero (Dallas, TX):

http://thedottedeyes.bandcamp.com/

https://www.facebook.com/thedottedeyes
  Wed. 8/8/12 7:00pm Honey Water:

Mugging face, yeah, shoulda guessed, BGZ! :) Well, not sure if I'm relieved or disappointed Ken ate nothing whatsoever.

Have a great night everyone! And remember: Never eat anything bigger than your head!
  Wed. 8/8/12 7:00pm Matt from Springfield:

It was ANDY'S idea, and that's why they didn't succeed in face-eating tonight!

Nonetheless, enjoyable show guys! Well done!
Have a great night everyone!
  Wed. 8/8/12 7:01pm BadGuyZero (Dallas, TX):

Enjoy the remainder of your evening, everyone!
  Wed. 8/8/12 7:01pm Danne D:

so you figure they let Ken out, what, like 4am?
  Wed. 8/8/12 7:01pm Philo Gristle:

G'night!
  Wed. 8/8/12 7:01pm Caryn:

Since there's a danger of suicide for at least 3 days after taking bathsalts, has Ken arranged for anyone to check up on him regularly?
  Wed. 8/8/12 7:01pm mister caz:

hello- can you please give the info on the bOOk about the underground railroad.
I had to jump out of the car to go pick up the laundry, and I missed the title and author's name.
I really appreciate it. I am a recent convert to your show (or your cause/jihad/etc) . Really diggin it. thank you
  Wed. 8/8/12 7:05pm Danne D:

@mister caz didn't see it but you can replay the show later on the archives and get the name (unless of course, ya know, they failed to name the book)
  Wed. 8/8/12 7:06pm mistercaz:

hey- CAn you give the info on that book, the one about the Underground Railroad? please.. I was driving, and had to stop and go pick up my laundry, and I missed the details. thank you very much
  Wed. 8/8/12 7:07pm mistercaz:

oops. A repeat. I did not realize there was a delay. I thought the comments went up Live. Gracias DANNE D !
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