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  Wed. 7/18/12 6:03pm Honey Water:

It's the -man -man show!
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:03pm G:

Are they in their mancave this week?
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:04pm Matt from Springfield:

Sabotaging the show before it begins, and taking Ken down with him--yep, that's what Andy's for!

Hi Honey Water, G, 7SD "fans"!
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:04pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

put me on top of that list
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:05pm Matt from Springfield:

Ken SHOULD act like Jay Leno at the UCB, while Andy acts however he wants! :)
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:05pm the glowing one:

damn, just as the show begins I really have to take a crap! I guess I'll have to order my bowels to pull back...
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:05pm Honey Water:

Speaking of caves: This is a cavern on Mars. I think it's where Superman has his vacation lair.

http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/image/1207/marshole2_hirise_2560.jpg
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:05pm Honey Water:

Hey, Matt! Check out the link I just posted (if you didn't catch it this morning already).
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:05pm G:

I call whinefest. Anyone keeping score so we can have a winner at the end of the hour?
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:06pm Honey Water:

Great Dick story.
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:07pm Aloha from Pearl Harbor:

You guys seem tense...
would a message help?
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:07pm Matt from Springfield:

That hypnotist is amazing! All I remember is the hypnotist talking for 30 seconds last time, yet I feel like he put on an incredible act!
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:08pm Honey Water:

Sigourney '69? But, Ken, you wouldn't reach the right nether region -- or else she wouldn't reach yours. ;)
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:08pm Philo Gristle:

All Dickheads say kipple. Kipple.
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:09pm Honey Water:

Philip Kipple Dick!
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:09pm Matt from Springfield:

@HW: Wow, thanks! Looks like the eye of a Yeti! Or, a massive snow-pencil, with a charcoal tip.

Also loved that "sunflowers" photo too! :)
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:10pm G:

Eventually, when the bugs are worked out, they'll be doing something really useful: texting you garnishee notices when they raise taxes retroactively for old years.
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:10pm the glowing one:

oh great, emergency response unsolicited text messages.
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:10pm Matt from Springfield:

Slippery slope to complete Government control of cell phones! YES!
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:10pm Timo:

in Estonia people got SMS from government during riots telling: "Do not react to provocations!"
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:11pm G:

see? read timo's comment
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:11pm Honey Water:

@Matt: APOD almost always has something intriguing. Yesterday was a galaxy forming simulation that was most mollusk.
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:11pm Philo Gristle:

BIGFOOT ON MARS: Coming next summer to SyFy.
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:11pm Danne D:

If there is water in Andy's basement, what happens to his boiler?
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:11pm Caryn:

That Mars pic looks like a Bond villain's hollowed-out volcano lair. Maybe if they return to more scifi Bonds in the future, they'll use that.
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:11pm hamburger:

hmmm.. ken's boiler status update included?
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:12pm the glowing one:

don't react to provocations from agents provocateurs? good call. ;)
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:12pm Listener Julian:

So uh what if we don't want to talk to Nick The Bard?
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:12pm G:

"Pay no attention to that SuperPAC ad!!!!"
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:12pm Patro:

I also got one of those messages on my phone alerting me that there was a flood watch.
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:12pm Honey Water:

@Caryn: Isn't it way cool?! I think it's Superman's ice fortress on Mars.
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:13pm Matt from Springfield:

I want to tell 7SD I want to be on Nick the Bard's emergency list! Particular emergency voice messages and music tracks :)
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:13pm amEdeo:

What if we ourselves don't want to be on the list, but know concerned individuals who would probably like to be on it?
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:14pm Cliff:

I would totally sign up if my cell phone battery weren't dead and I could be bothered to plug it in to recharge it.
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:15pm Listener Julian:

The Andy Breckman Rape Joke Text Message Club
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:15pm Matt from Springfield:

Oooh! I just might walk out and call for it!
Wait a minute...they don't read their comment boards! That's not the REAL Ken and Andy!! Oh my God, why didn't I get a 7SD warning about this?!?!
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:15pm Dan B From Upstate:

I would love to sign up...
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:15pm Honey Water:

I'd like to be on a list that notifies me what the topic of the show is going to be in advance, whether a repeat or new show, etc.
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:15pm The Government:

WE ARE MONITORING YOUR SHOW. PLEASE STOP MAKING FUN OF US.
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:16pm Danne D:

Did they mention the time Ken and Andy almost got killed with that boat on the water show? (may be remembering wrong)
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:16pm Danne D:

I'm at work so I can't call in to get on the emergency contact list :(
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:17pm Dan B From Upstate:

Good point, Honey Water. I spent all day wondering what tonight's show was going to be.
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:18pm Caryn:

@Honey Water: possible, but I'm thinking it's one of the Osirans' pyramid bases. Possibly the main pyramid that sends out energy beams.
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:18pm Honey Water:

I'd have to be email contact. Cell phone is always off, for emergency outgoing only.
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:18pm Mike East:

I wanna be on the list!
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:18pm Listener Julian:

Ken, can we sign up via email?
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:18pm G:

Is busking show two weeks from tonight? There's a text message to send...
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:19pm Honey Water:

I realize the inherent problem with addressing me just as "Honey," so HW is just fine. :)
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:19pm miss marple:

hi ken, what new tv shows does andy like these days? (besides 'murder she wrote' re-runs).
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:20pm Honey Water:

@Caryn: You are on a decidedly Bond kick today I've noticed! :)
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:20pm Cheerios:

@HW: Nuttin, honey
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:20pm Matt from Springfield:

@Miss Marple: Scarecrow and Mrs. King??
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:20pm Danne D:

I second Listener Julian's question. I mean I'd just, ya know text Andy but I lost his phone number
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:21pm Matt from Springfield:

They're not listening, Andy. Don't *kid* yourself.
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:21pm Nick the Bard:

My emergency list would probably consist of me alerting people to where I found bootleg batteries and Mtn. Dew variants
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:21pm Caryn:

@HW: well, the martini show did kick it off, but alas, Bond minutiae are bubbling beneath the surface all the time. Along with a bunch of other minutiae, as anyone here can attest.
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:22pm Matt from Springfield:

@Nick: "bootleg batteries"??? :)
Oooh! Let us know if they ever come out with a grape-variant of Mtn Dew! And if there's a pro wrestler spokesman for it!
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:22pm Honey Water:

And I third Julian's, esp. if email could come at some point before Wed. 6pm on the show's "content" or at least new/rerun and considered topic(s).
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:22pm Caryn:

Like the Osirans: Doctor Who minutiae there...
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:24pm The Board:

I thought Andy prided himself on his "shitty dick" status :)
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:24pm Volcanologist:

See that, Bond minutiae, bubbling out through those cracks, emitting trivia. They're always there but right now they're going to blow--we'd better get out of here.
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:25pm other david:

If we sign up will we get random alerts when Ken is drunk? If so.. I'm on board!
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:25pm alberto:

i'm in! sign me up.
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:25pm Matt from Springfield:

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:26pm Honey Water:

Sing, Andy!
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:26pm Matt from Springfield:

Drunken-Ken voicemails urgently sent out to everyone on the list, whenever he gets drunk enough to send them out! :D
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:26pm Honey Water:

How about "American Pie."
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:27pm Matt from Springfield:

Kate Bush, are you impersonating me on the comments again?? :)
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:27pm Carmichael:

Man, I wait 20 minutes to tune in and the whole playlist is sideways. WTF has been going on on this gaddamn show?!?
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:27pm Dan B From Upstate:

Andy still thinks this show has only been on the air for fifteen years?
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:27pm Caryn:

Andy or Ken drunk-dialing people in the middle of the night? Oh, sign me up.
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:27pm Booty Bank:

Gosh, makes me wonder who the anal-sex-book potential guest is. If it's Tristan Taormino, she seems like a cool lady. (And Wikipedia says she's Thomas Pynchon's niece (!))
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:28pm Matt from Springfield:

Kate Bush, are you impersonating me on the comments again?? :)
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:28pm Don M.:

OK, Andy sings one line of A.P. -- ten million dollar lawsuit.
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:28pm Danne D:

EMERGENCY: ZOMBIES ON WFMU!
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:28pm Matt from Springfield:

@Carm: There's no time! I'm getting an urgent update from 7SD to run in an eastward direction!!
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:28pm northguineahills:

meh, I've heard worse seven second delays....
Actually , I love it like this....
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:29pm Caryn:

Make sure you don't misspell that "SSD Emergengy" as "STD Emergency". Unless it is one, of course.
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:29pm ack:

say your phone number again!
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:30pm Matt from Springfield:

Colin Bluntstone!
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:30pm Carmichael:

Colin Blunstone, you drunken pinheads. Argent wrote the song and plays keyboards.
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:30pm Matt from Springfield:

PLAY SOME SMASHMOUTH!!!!
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:30pm Nick the Bard:

there has been grape mtn dew, it was called pitch black and tends to be worth more than andy's shows int he after market
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:30pm Danne D:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Who%27s_your_daddy%3F_%28phrase%29
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:31pm Honey Water:

Oh, sometimes you do, Ken. I can attest.
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:31pm Danne D:

@Matt - only at the end of the movie, er show, Matt
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:31pm Matt from Springfield:

Ah HA! "CeciIe"! Put that martini down and stop it!! I've caught you!
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:31pm Danne D:

@Ken/Nick are you adding folks via e-mail?
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:32pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Ken you hung up on a relay call AKA me!
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:32pm Historian:

BwwwWWWHATTT!!!?!?
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:32pm Matt from Springfield:

Ah HA! "CeciIe"! Put that martini down and stop it!! I've caught you!
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:32pm Dan B From Upstate:

That's why I gave my google voice number! Ha ha!
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:33pm Danne D:

Q: Can people on the list send Andy their emergencies?
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:33pm other david:

ahahaha!!

this is a great
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:33pm Matt from Springfield:

I think you need to call to get it--if so I might step out and call.
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:34pm Danne D:

:( That's right - Aaron in Minneapolis should be on the list, Ken!
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:34pm Matt from Springfield:

Worst show ever!
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:34pm Nick the Bard:

yup, people can get on via e-mail
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:34pm Danne D:

@Matt yeah I may have to do that too.
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:35pm Honey Water:

Here's a riddle: Why are men attracted to women with raspy voices?
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:35pm Nick the Bard:

i put arron's number in, so, i think the relay guy just hung up on you
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:35pm Matt from Springfield:

Oh, even better! What's the email to write in, Nick?
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:35pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

danne hes working on it
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:37pm Matt from Springfield:

Harry & Daisy? I like that store.
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:37pm Nick the Bard:

oh, wiat, contacting by e-mail, that i don't know, you can't call in? (201-209-9368)
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:37pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

ken no text yet!!
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:37pm Matt from Springfield:

put me on the emergency contact list!!! do it....NOW!!!
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:37pm ack:

does any one know the studio phone number?
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:38pm F Scott:

Weren't Harry and Daisy in The Great Gatsby?
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:38pm Listener Julian:

Nick, I can't call in. Can I email Ken?
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:38pm ack:

thanks
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:39pm Trainspotter:

Hey, is that Zombies song one of the few successful pop or rock songs in a minor key?
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:39pm Danne D:

@Nick the Bard - sorry that was me trying to call from my crappy dead very soon to be replaced phone that I guess you couldn't hear :( - wasn't a crank
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:40pm Honey Water:

Well, I just called in with my email address. We'll see if that works.
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:40pm Matt from Springfield:

Who is the guy with the fake british accent?
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:40pm Danne D:

calling now - just giving number
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:41pm Matt from Springfield:

@Nick: I'll call in--it would just be easier to type an email. Back in a few.
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:41pm Danne D:

Sure hope these texts are compatible with my soon-to-be-defunct Palm Pre
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:42pm Honey Water:

Hm, guess I didn't call in time for the first riddle. Or it's not working by email.
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:42pm Dan B From Upstate:

Huh... I haven't gotten it...
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:42pm Danne D:

Just think guys, Andy could text us all as a casting call for his next show! I'm sure that's gonna happen.
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:42pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

no text yet
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:43pm Matt from Springfield:

your inbox will now be flooded with more junk mail!
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:44pm Matt from Springfield:

you've all been duped!
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:44pm Danne D:

So, uh, Ken what if Andy previously blocked our phone number? Not saying that happened, but ya know, just wondering
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:44pm Honey Water:

Hey, some of us are making LD calls (landline, not cell unlimited), so please take the "laborious steps" since you asked for people to line up?
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:44pm Danne D:

@Matt - I'll just put it all in an Andy folder *shrug*
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:44pm Nick the Bard:

ok, e-mail me then with your info if you need to - bard@wfmu.org
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:45pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

well i found the fatal flaw
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:46pm Danne D:

Look at Nick the Bard with his own wfmu e-mail and stuff :)
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:47pm Honey Water:

Nick, did you have Ken add the email address called into you several minutes ago? Still not receiving anything.
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:48pm Consuela:

Help! What's the answer to Molly's riddle!
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:48pm Nick the Bard:

i'm giving ken what i have here, he's only one man and has to deal with andy too
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:48pm Honey Water:

How about giving me a chance to UNsubscribe by subscribing me first? :)
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:48pm Matt from Springfield:

Ken and Andy please use your powers of mental telepathy and subscribe me!!!!
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:49pm Nick the Bard:

arron, that's the number i got fromthe relay guy and gave to ken, so i don't know what's going on (maybe ken messed up)
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:50pm Honey Water:

OK, Nick, lesson learned. Sigh. <--- Ken's fave band.
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:50pm Dan B From Upstate:

Can Ken send an message after he gets everyone entered? Still haven't gotten anything.
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:51pm Honey Water:

Apparently Irwin's hanging around. Put him to work entering data.
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:51pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

ok weirrrrrdddddd
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:51pm Nick the Bard:

i put in for it too,and i haven't gotten anything, if that's making anyone feel better about it
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:52pm Matt from Springfield:

DON'T BE RACIST....GO TO UCB!!!!
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:52pm Danne D:

@Nick the Bard - this is reassuring if there's a real emergency :)
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:53pm northguineahills:

man, watching this show is like witnessing a an Amtrak derailment on ketamine... I can't look away aka, best non-UCB 7SD show ever!!!!

seriously, this is good fun!
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:54pm Caryn:

Yeah, Ken, you clearly don't spam people, since you aren't sending anyone anything!
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:55pm Danne D:

@northguineahills - if only we had gotten a text warning us about this trainwreck ;)
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:55pm Matt from Springfield:

Hi Doppelganger Matt--I was out calling Nick, but I admit you're kind of entertaining :)
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:55pm Honey Water:

So you will send previews of each Wed. show to us on the list, if we are in fact?
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:55pm Matt from Springfield:

Hi Doppelganger Matt--I was out calling Nick, but I admit you're kind of entertaining :)
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:56pm Timo:

maybe you should add all people in the do-not-call-list to the emergency texting list. makes sense?
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:56pm Honey Water:

Thank god this isn't an actual emergency.
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:56pm Matt from Springfield:

I'm not getting them either--and there's the fatal flaw!
@Danne: Yes, good to know if even Nick isn't getting them!
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:57pm Danne D:

Comedy Tsunami with special guest Gilbert Gottfried
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:57pm Matt from Springfield:

is it true that andy wears a toupee?
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:57pm Dan B From Upstate:

I wonder if a comedy tsunami sounds anything like a comedy bang bang?
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:57pm northguineahills:

@Danne D, lultz, jejeje.
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:58pm Matt from Springfield:

Comi Tsunamedy!
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:58pm ~L:

Here's a real emergency, people are still getting the Black Death Plague:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/17/paul-gaylord-recovering-f_n_1681242.html
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:59pm Honey Water:

I'm beginning to suspect this show was a ruse for Nick to get a prospect list for his new sales enterprise.
  Wed. 7/18/12 6:59pm Matt from Springfield:

face it folks, ken and andy only want your info to recruit you all for scientology!
  Wed. 7/18/12 7:00pm Matt from Springfield:

Here's to one day getting the messages, and finding out the punchlines!

Fun show guys! Have a good night everyone!
  Wed. 7/18/12 7:01pm Danne D:

good night all - will let you know when I get the text - probably during Shut Up Weirdo
  Wed. 7/18/12 7:01pm Nick the Bard:

Damn, you just found outmy plan. well, everyone expect calls about pudding pies soon.
  Wed. 7/18/12 7:01pm Philo Gristle:

g'night folks!
  Wed. 7/18/12 7:05pm -max-:

I like pie, must be a hobo at heart.
  Thu. 7/26/12 5:07pm ange:

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