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Options April 3, 2012

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Artist Track Album Label Approx. start time
Korova  Der Schlafmann Kommt   Options Dead Like an Angel  Napalm Records  0:00:00 ()
Mercyful Fate  At the Sound of the Demon Bell   Options Live  n/a  0:03:15 ()
Mercyful Fate  Melissa   Options Melissa  Roadrunner Records  0:08:33 ()
Candlemass  The Mad Queen Bee   Options Psalms for the Dead  Napalm Records  0:15:08 ()
Diabulus in Musica  Track #3   Options The Wanderer  Napalnm Records  0:27:49 ()
Ahab  Track #4   Options The Giant  Napalm Records  0:31:32 ()
Xandria  The Dream is Still Alive   Options Neverworld's End  Napalm Records  0:43:08 ()
The 11th Hour  Bury Me   Options Lacrima Mortis  Napalm Records  0:47:22 ()
Skrymold  Track 7   Options Baldur  Napalm Records  1:08:13 ()
Isole  Condemned   Options Born From Shadows  Napalm Records  1:14:51 ()
Huntress  Track 3   Options Spell Eater  Napalm Records  1:19:37 ()
Stream of Passion  The Mirror   Options Darker Days    1:23:59 ()
Elend  les Tenebres Du Dehors   Options Les Tenebres du Dehors  Holy Records  1:27:25 ()
Xandria  Forevermore   Options Neverworld's End  Napalm Records  1:31:38 ()
King Diamond  The Lake   Options Fatal Portrait  Roadrunner Records  1:46:42 ()
Borknager  Track 11   Options URD  Poopydoopy  1:50:48 ()
Seance  Sin   Options Forever Laid to Rest  Black Mark Productions  2:01:07 ()
Stream of Passion  This Moment   Options Darker Days  Napalm Records  2:03:50 ()
Sanctuary  The Mirror Black   Options The Mirror Black  CBS  2:07:43 ()
Xandria  All of the Winds   Options Neverworld's End  Napalm Records  2:12:44 ()
Atrox  Heartquake   Options Orgasm  Code666  2:17:29 ()
Mercyful Fate  Doomed By the Living Dead   Options live  n/a  2:35:38 ()
Therion  Asgard   Options Secret of the Ruins  Nuclear Blast  2:40:11 ()
Diabulus in Musica  #7   Options The Wanderer  Napalm Records  2:44:11 ()
Deathrow  Dragon's Blood   Options Raging Steel  Displeased Records  2:48:44 ()
Black Sabbath  Johnny Blade   Options Never Say Die  WB  2:52:10 ()

Listener comments!

  Tue. 4/3/12 12:05am Metallica:

"Der Schlafmann Kommt" is just "Enter Sandman" in German!!! WTF!!!
  Tue. 4/3/12 12:13am Your Satanic Majesty:

My eyes are burning from reading that.....& Wilkommen Professor...& the rest of you sh!t puppets....you too Mathew.
  Tue. 4/3/12 12:19am Your Satanic Majesty:

Professor...I read the news today...your arch nemesis Bill Zebub has met his tragic end....do the police have you listed as a prime suspect??...or is this more evil promotion genius?...R.I.P. Bill ye auld bastard......perhaps??
  Tue. 4/3/12 12:19am Ugly Baby Jesus:

How ya gonna fuck with me this week? HUH? HUH??????
  Tue. 4/3/12 12:22am Ugly Baby Jesus:

I'm hysterical, not historical. When you dickwads gonna GET THAT!!!!!
  Tue. 4/3/12 12:25am Ugly Baby Jesus:

Which animal species specializes in picking up female callers on a radio shows?
  Tue. 4/3/12 12:25am Your Satanic Majesty:

Heres your cue Matt.....panty melting type-o- cd's....
  Tue. 4/3/12 12:46am The Ass from Jesus's Manger:

I saw the Ugly Baby Jesus
Lying in a manger.
He was so little, plump, and dumb,
And unaware of danger.

When Joe and Mary went to fuck
Out in the barnyard mud
I got a sneaky plan in mind
To snatch myself some food.

The ugly baby goo'ed and gah'ed
As I approached the manger.
My mouth was watering, as I gazed
Like some old perved-out stranger.

My donkey teeth chomped on his butt
And I bit off a piece.
I ate and ate his tasty flesh,
It was a donkey feast!

The ugly baby cried and wailed
But no help was in sight.
Joe and Mary's sexed-up moans
Outweighed his sounds of fright.

I chewed his limbs off one by one
While Jesus screamed so bad.
I think his pain more than his taste
Made my dear ass-heart glad.

My final thought while swallowing
His weensy little prick
Was "Now I've turned the tables, as
A donkey sucks dead dick."
  Tue. 4/3/12 12:46am Your Satanic Majesty:

Give the message boards some attention tonight....it's easier to speak than it is to type.....we are pressured to spell correctly....we deserve YOU giving US a voice....Goddamn it.......please???....
  Tue. 4/3/12 12:56am Scuttle:

Voice strong again!
  Tue. 4/3/12 12:59am Your Satanic Majesty:

Things in the bible completely made up???.....I am aghast!
  Tue. 4/3/12 1:00am Your Satanic Majesty:

He doesn't know how to operate the phones Johanna.....STILL....
  Tue. 4/3/12 1:06am The Ass from Jesus's Manger:

If I wonder whether YSM is S.M. Ken, does that make me a smart ass?
  Tue. 4/3/12 1:07am King Dean:

i know johanna watches videos of bananas being used in strange ways
  Tue. 4/3/12 1:11am Queen Johannah of Canada:

I have used bananas in a lot of strange ways.
  Tue. 4/3/12 1:12am Your Satanic Majesty:

what is strange to you....may not be strange at all to others.....
  Tue. 4/3/12 1:12am The Ass from Jesus's Manger:

Never Ban Johanna's Bananas!
  Tue. 4/3/12 1:13am The Ass from Jesus's Manger:

She can use my banana any old time. SRSLY.
  Tue. 4/3/12 1:14am Matt:

hahha panty melting...too funny
  Tue. 4/3/12 1:19am Your Satanic Majesty:

Ha ha....A warning to any & all females that listen to this show....when Listener Matt breaks out the type-o- cd's....look out ladies....You have been warned....
  Tue. 4/3/12 1:21am Barry White:

I just wish I had Matt's madd skillz with the panty meltin' tuneage!
  Tue. 4/3/12 1:25am Your Satanic Majesty:

Arjen Anthony Lucassen and Marcela Bovio founded this band....first album was an Internet only release...stream of passion that is....dont thin either one is still w/ the band.
  Tue. 4/3/12 1:26am Matt:

hahha that was too good...i think i'll listen to type-o- right now haha
  Tue. 4/3/12 1:30am Your Satanic Majesty:

Everytime I hear this song by Elend.....The feeling I get....I wonder if this is how Bella lugosi felt when he went on a heroin binge....
  Tue. 4/3/12 1:41am Three Some:

Kaitlyn and Johanna, perfect together
  Tue. 4/3/12 1:44am Your Satanic Majesty:

Caitlyn...you didnt fall asleep......I tried to warn you...Mathew's type-o- cd's strike again
  Tue. 4/3/12 1:45am Three Some:

Spring out of her clitoris?
  Tue. 4/3/12 1:46am Matt:

haha yup you're next YSM
  Tue. 4/3/12 1:47am Your Satanic Majesty:

Speakin of Kink Deaner......wheres our poem?????
  Tue. 4/3/12 1:50am Your Satanic Majesty:

I cant be next...I'm not done toying w/ you....FFS.
  Tue. 4/3/12 1:52am Your Satanic Majesty:

& BTW No pressure Deaner
  Tue. 4/3/12 1:55am Matt:

haha damn... i'll get you one day
  Tue. 4/3/12 1:59am Your Satanic Majesty:

Your hope.....the destroyer......ha ha ha....I didnt say not to keep tryin....Ha ha
  Tue. 4/3/12 2:01am Your Satanic Majesty:

Rest in Pieces WXHD...
  Tue. 4/3/12 2:03am The Ass from Jesus's Manger:

When I ate Ugly Baby Jesus's body parts, that made them into "pieces of ass."
  Tue. 4/3/12 2:04am Matt:

haha i know you didn't...just don't let your guard down haha
  Tue. 4/3/12 2:10am Your Satanic Majesty:

Awesome....I've not heard this sanctuary tune in a long time...excellent choice professor.
  Tue. 4/3/12 2:21am Your Satanic Majesty:

This reminds me of that Tactile Gemma tune you play professor..."Whiz".....I really like that for whatever reason
  Tue. 4/3/12 2:25am Your Satanic Majesty:

Not quite over the pollen..."Tree Sperm" affliction....I had an uncle that coughed like that once Professor.....HE DIED.
  Tue. 4/3/12 2:26am Your Satanic Majesty:

Ty Deaner....All is right w/ the world.....
  Tue. 4/3/12 2:26am King Dean:

ugly baby jesus has gone to the zoo
to give a lucky animal something to chew
which lucky beast will be fed today?
will it be a bonobo or a manta ray?
which animal looks a little thin?
perhaps theres an underfed pangolin?
maybe we'll go with a biblical take
dress jesus as an apple and feed him to a snake
who else was present on noahs ark?
ground up baby jesus lapped up by an aardvark
i think we'll go with a revenge dish
one jesus is enough to feed forty fish
thrown over a fence into the water
hungry sea life begins the slaughter
little teeth ripping the buoyant child
chumming the water getting them more riled
finishing the job like jonah's tale
the microscopic remains are eaten by a whale.
  Tue. 4/3/12 2:28am Your Satanic Majesty:

I'm fine w/ Johanna......just that when it comes to Canadians...I'm Bias.Maybe it's just the Panty melting,but Matthew's got my vote...everytime....
  Tue. 4/3/12 2:30am Scuttle:

Great poems!! Impressed
  Tue. 4/3/12 2:31am Your Satanic Majesty:

I liked Johanna's poem.....she is the weener...now post the goddamned thing.....please...
  Tue. 4/3/12 2:33am Queen Johannah of Canada:

Now I have met quite the feat,
to try and find ways to use baby jesus meat,
to mince, to mash, to tear apart,
every single piece i received from this little tart,
to find the way most well hidden,
too make my pet positively smitten,
a blend of parsley, onions, and kale,
oh my, i can just see her little tail,
stir in a pinch of salt and pepper,
a little lemon juice to lose the texture of leather,
and lay it out on the smallest plate,
and pray my pup won't keep me up too late
  Tue. 4/3/12 2:34am Matt:

haha thanks YSM
  Tue. 4/3/12 2:36am Your Satanic Majesty:

Awesome...Thank you Very much Johanna.....& indeed Matt....
  Tue. 4/3/12 2:39am Asanarama:

Tonight's topic reminds me of something a friend of mine told me. When he was young, he formed this strange mental image due to a combination of two things. When he heard the lyrics "holy infant so tender and mild" it would juxtapose with the phrase "tender and mild" from a Jimmy Dean sausage commercial. He couldn't help but picture baby Jesus coated in grease like a sausage.
  Tue. 4/3/12 2:43am The Ass from Jesus's Manger:

I don't need no Assguard!
  Tue. 4/3/12 2:51am Elisa:

nice
  Tue. 4/3/12 2:52am Matt:

pretty awesome "Deathrow" tune
  Tue. 4/3/12 2:58am The Ass from Jesus's Manger:

quick, mop the floor before julie sees!
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