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Options February 15, 2012: Cub Scouts Part 2

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  Wed. 2/15/12 6:02pm Danne D:

1st?
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:02pm Danne D:

1st.
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:02pm G:

I trust those Cubbies have a CHAPERONE.
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:03pm Listener Dave from Seattle:

Seconded
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:03pm Danne D:

Wonder what kind of zinger Andy will have for the marathon.
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:03pm Matt from Spingfield:

OH MY GAWD NO COMMENTS FOR 3 HOURS!
Hellllllooo Danne! Glad to type to ya! :)
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:04pm G:

Happens every Sunday all day, Matt. :-) Just not Weds afternoon!
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:04pm Matt from Spingfield:

Cub Scouts? Didn't they already have them in?
And didn't they JUST talk about how they've already done this??!
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:04pm Caryn:

Danneee! Matt! G! Dave!
Okay, I'm all out of exclamations.
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:04pm Danne D:

LOL Matt. Was going through withdrawal ;)
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:04pm Robert:

No rape jokes, please, Andy.
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:05pm G:

That's the fatal flaw. Failure of a previously road-tested mega-failure.
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:05pm Listener Dave from Seattle:

Kids say the darnedest things.
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:05pm Lizardner Dave:

A kids show? See you all on the archive tomorrow!
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:05pm Matt from Spingfield:

Mega Fail.
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:06pm adam:

i was in 124, madison
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:06pm moose:

i used to live in madison before i came to jersey city
no erections, andy!
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:07pm G:

Go around the room and have them say what the best pr0n is they've seen so far. Linkletter, eat your heart out.
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:07pm Robert:

OMG, what did Andy say in front of those poor kids?
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:10pm Matt from Spingfield:

Save the children--they are the future WFMU contributors.
The remnants of cash can always be pulled from the parents' corpses later..
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:10pm Robert:

We already know that Andy has had a problem on the fire escape, or close to it.
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:12pm Matt from Spingfield:

Normally it's the adults who are in detention here--what did the kids do to join them?
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:12pm G:

Pull a 21st century Soupy Sales and have them all go to mommy's and daddy's purses and wallets and send you the c/c info for the marathon.
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:12pm __marks the post:

If this show starts to tank, they can do knot tying on the radio.
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:13pm G:

if? when.
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:13pm Matt from Spingfield:

"...okay, now after those 4 numbers, there's another 3 numbers on the back. Can you read all those numbers to me?"
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:13pm Caryn:

@G: that's an excellent idea, but that damn tv crew puts a spanner in the works...
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:13pm Matt from Spingfield:

Joe McG!
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:16pm __marks the post:

cubs know campy songs and goofy games, too.
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:16pm Caryn:

"You have 5 minutes to memorise the numbers on the card. Then you hand the card to me, and try to recite the numbers. I'll check the card to see whether you're correct or not."
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:16pm Matt from Spingfield:

Zack is the new Milo! Have him call in after this!
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:17pm Danne D:

Andy said "Do your doody"
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:19pm Listener Dave from Seattle:

Where does one get a pack of cub scouts?
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:19pm G:

@Caryn: "Kiddies, make sure to include that little weensy three-digit number on the back of the card, and also what's your zip code at home?"
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:19pm anne:

and he's right!
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:19pm Caryn:

Aww, I love Zack's Elmer Fuddian "miles pew houw".
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:20pm G:

@L. Dave: Just deal off the bottom of the deck.
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:20pm Matt from Spingfield:

@Seattle Dave: You should get a pack when in Virginia--NJ/NY have such a high tax per pack...
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:21pm G:

@Matt: Or order cigs from Europe. You can get ten packs for 20 bucks or so, depending on the brand.
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:21pm Matt from Spingfield:

Yes! Proud 2BA Shy Egomaniac!
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:22pm Matt from Spingfield:

@G: I'm running out of cloves, I need to order some from Europe or someplace online.
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:22pm Danne D:

"Not the kind of trips Ken means"
Oh Andy.
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:22pm moose:

haha me too matt, ken nailed it
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:23pm Robert:

Andy, please nix the battered wife material.
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:23pm G:

Take a look around, Matt. New things become available new ways all the time...
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:24pm Efficiency Expert:

Andy's lines and zingers, already lame, read close to mic, filtered through a Cub Scout again on mic, where do I start...
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:24pm Ranger Roger:

row row row yer boat!
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:25pm __marks the post:

Live action comedy writing.
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:27pm Caryn:

Yes, the tv crew has been repelled in cunning fashion! Now the big credit card heist can begin! Now let's get Anthony's nana on again to distract the parents with her singing and the caper is on!
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:29pm Matt from Spingfield:

Number 9! Number 9! Number 9!...
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:30pm G:

Where's Michael Shelley's daughter?
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:30pm seang:

good job
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:30pm Caryn:

By not following Andy, Christopher actually stood up to the man! Yay!
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:30pm Matt from Spingfield:

So cute, forgetting!
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:31pm Robert:

I guess "suck" is considered kid friendly these days.
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:32pm Caryn:

This is like listening to the Squirts from the Jew Scouts doing a radio show. I'm loving the cuteness!
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:33pm Matt from Spingfield:

Ha ha, yet "jerk" isn't a bad word to him!
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:33pm Caryn:

Mason is very opinionated. I'm thinking he is the rich one.
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:34pm Matt from Spingfield:

HA HA! Imitating Andy to end it! :D
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:34pm Caryn:

"The line is crossed!" Loving it.
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:34pm ?:

mason sounds like amanda
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:35pm Mason:

I's got moxie!
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:38pm __marks the post:

cable knots!
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:38pm Mason:

FtLoG
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:38pm Listener Dave from Seattle:

Teach the kids about jazz cigarettes.
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:39pm Matt from Spingfield:

Next, Andy should teach Tommy his technique for sarcastic over-praise of things he dislikes.
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:40pm Matt from Spingfield:

Next year...the CAT'S pajamas!
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:41pm Caryn:

@Matt: the year after that: the bee's knees! Then: kitten mittens. Then: horse feathers.
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:42pm Anthony:

Don't call me Tony.
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:43pm seang:

just like Vladimir and Estragon
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:44pm Robert:

How many years has Andy aged these poor kids? And probably shortened their lives commensurately.
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:46pm Caryn:

@seang: but who are Pozzo & Lucky in this scenario? Mason? One of the nanas?
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:47pm Caryn:

Mason is definitely Pozzo.
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:47pm Mason:

For the love of Godot!
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:48pm moose:

i do like this deadpan delivery
but i'm still behind mason
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:49pm G:

Only ten minutes left. I swear I'm trying to pay attention!!!
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:49pm __marks the post:

They could all make up a 7-second delay story. Pick an arbitrary word and play this is how cnsrshp works.
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:49pm 8th grade social studies:

"Istanbul the capital of Turkey?? Wrong answer - bitch!"
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:49pm Danne D:

Random side note, would love to get Andy's Hollywood insider take on the whole Ghostbusters 3 situation.

Love this Aykroyd quote: "But Bill has too much positive estimation of my writing skills to shred the work."

Wonder if that's ever happened to Andy :)
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:49pm Adam:

I've lost the will to live.
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:50pm The Globe & Mail:

It might be more humane to throw a paper copy of our newspaper at students.
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:50pm anne:

that's awesome
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:50pm Robert:

Is Aunt Jen related to Andy?
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:52pm Mr. DICKman:

[real name] "You were 1/2 point beneath an A and, no, I'm not going to let you get extra credit to improve your grade even though you have straight A's and this will be the only B on your high school record."
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:52pm Listener Dave from Seattle:

Sounds like a ringer
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:53pm Matt from Spingfield:

Republican candidate = (giggle) !!!
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:54pm Ryan:

Where's my Ritalin?
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:55pm Caryn:

Now just spending my time thinking about Godot. Ken is clearly Vladimir, and Andy is Estragon. Mason is Pozzo. Ryan is becoming Lucky with the hat on. Soon a cub scout will come and inform Andy and Ken that "he cannot come today, but will surely come for next weeks show".
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:55pm Danne D:

"Please Hang Up"
He has earned the bratty son badge.
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:55pm G:

Kid wants to GOMP mom. Brutal.
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:55pm moose:

i've noticed all the kids changed 'hangin' to 'hanging'
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:57pm Ryan:

I want an Eagles tattoo.
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:57pm Matt from Spingfield:

@Danne: I was a kid once--I'm sure he's just trying to show off because he mistakenly thinks that will be funnier.
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:57pm Matt from Spingfield:

In fact he was spazzin' it up in general, going for silly over substance.
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:57pm Danne D:

@Matt agreed. His penalty will be getting his own show on USA ;)
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:57pm Listener Julian:

The eighth grandma is always the straw that breaks the Breckman's back.
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:58pm Caryn:

"Give us money, or every week is cub scout week!"
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:58pm Moses:

Go Grandmas!
  Wed. 2/15/12 6:59pm Matt from Spingfield:

Whew, this novelty's put to rest for another 12 years! :)

Have a good night everyone!
  Wed. 2/15/12 7:00pm __marks the post:

Wow, that was TERRIBLE.
Cheers.
  Wed. 2/15/12 7:00pm Robert:

It's the shows where they feign or experience real discomfort that I like best. Kids once in a while, but they're too easy to exploit to be considered art.
  Wed. 2/15/12 7:00pm G:

2024 isn't nearly far enough way...
  Wed. 2/15/12 7:00pm Listener Dave from Seattle:

I have lost the will to give
  Wed. 2/15/12 7:00pm Caryn:

@Matt: only if they get their 1.2 million bucks!
  Wed. 2/15/12 7:00pm Marmalade Kitty:

crazy show! :)
  Wed. 2/15/12 7:00pm G:

away. i have lost the will to proofread.
  Wed. 2/15/12 7:01pm Matt from Spingfield:

@Caryn: So then, everybody: GIVE!!!
@Seattle Dave: Good one!!
  Wed. 2/15/12 7:03pm Matt from Spingfield:

@MK: Great, glad it's not just me then! :)
  Fri. 2/17/12 7:31am Archive Listener Frank:

Last!
  Tue. 2/21/12 3:16pm lstener jeff:

Lasterer!
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