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Options February 1, 2012: All-Sports Talk Show

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Listener comments!

  6:01pm other david:

what could possibly go wrong
  6:01pm Caryn:

Yay, Seven Second Delay! And a lazy rhyme!
  6:01pm Danne D:

Hi Folks.

Oh cool, I can call in and repeat the call I made to Therese and Mike 8 days ago :)
  6:02pm Matt from Springfield:

I've never heard them talk sports. Do they even know how? We'll all find out, I guess...
  6:02pm Lizardner Dave:

Remember, it's all about who has the better defense and who executes the best on game day.
  6:02pm Danne D:

So I have New England 5 and Giants 6 in the box pool I'm in. How about you guys?
  6:03pm G:

To get into the sports-talk spirit, Andy has a beer sitting on the board, and he's swinging his arms around in animated enthusiasm. He just said he's getting a buzz already.
  6:03pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Between Ken & Andy, one gets basketball and the other gets hockey. Callers can vote on which of those two sports are better.
  6:04pm Carmichael:

Boy, you hit the nail on the head, Andy.
  6:04pm Danne D:

Over/Under on number of Regis appearances on Seven Second Delay: 0.5 (take the under)
  6:04pm Danne D:

Duh, Hockey
  6:04pm kat330:

Okay, I've thrown water on my flushed face, and I'm ready to get down to some serious humor here.
  6:05pm Caryn:

It's Billy Crystal's assitant, calling about the Oscars... Naah.
  6:05pm mike noble in dc:

regis going on the list of good idea guests we will never have on seven second delay. him and winkler laughing it up in a mansion somewhere.
  6:05pm Caryn:

I'd rather play basketball, but watch hockey.
  6:06pm Saying:

Comedy is serious business.
  6:06pm kat330:

Did anyone see Regis w/Letterman and Murray in the street last night's Late Show?
  6:06pm Listenership:

@Saying: Especially on *this* show
  6:07pm other david:

Should Regis Philbin really be going out to drinks with Andy, the week he plays the Superbowl?
  6:07pm Danne D:

My arm tends to get tired when I skate, so I have to agree with you caryn
  6:08pm kat330:

After the motorbike incident, I think Regis should steer clear of street games w/David, et al.
  6:08pm Lizardner Dave:

And I'll be listening to the rest on archive. Good night fellow listeners.
  6:08pm Ken From Hyde Park:

I know Mo Willen's work. My daughter likes his books. Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus and others.
  6:09pm Danne D:

START doing creepy things?
  6:09pm other david:

goodnight lizardner!
  6:09pm Matt from Springfield:

Sex tape!
(Watch it be a Youtube of Andy playing guitar and Ken trimming his beard)
  6:09pm Danne D:

Good night Dave, sorry you're not stickin' around
  6:10pm kat330:

We all can set our clocks by Lizardner Dave's clockout each week.
  6:10pm Danne D:

Ken is so getting a tax write-off for his sex tape purchases - brilliant
  6:10pm Listenership:

WE DONT WANNA SEE KEN OR ANDY INSERT THEMSELVES IN ANYTHING IN ANY WAY EVAR
  6:11pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Andy will bring in a roll of Scotch tape.
  6:13pm Caryn:

How come I think this idea is based on "Dave's Old Porn"...
  6:13pm Danne D:

@listenership - maybe if we pledge above a certain amount Ken and Andy will promise to NOT send us their sex tape
  6:13pm kat330:

Back to sports talk: I'd so much rather play baseball than ever to watch it on TV. It's okay in the stadium, but anesthetic on TV. Basketball I used to love, but somehow that switch shut off.
  6:14pm Caryn:

@Danne: yeah. If you don't pledge, they send you the premium. Pledge, and they leave you alone.
  6:15pm G:

I'll never forget where I was when I heard Don C. had passed.
  6:15pm Danne D:

He was a Don - I mean aren't Dons all rich?
  6:15pm Caryn:

Maybe the kid was taking Comanapracil, to combat flight fear?
  6:16pm Danne D:

@Caryn I'm kinda amazed that they haven't thought of doing that before.
  6:16pm G:

I loved the way he hosted SCTV.
  6:16pm Matt from Springfield:

We'll always have Andy Breckman to kick around!
  6:17pm G:

Ken Freedman, Radio Terrorist!!!
  6:20pm Danne D:

they have no Jersey pride - I cannot root for them :(
  6:21pm Danne D:

Unlike WFMU which even as it's become such a global presence still has New Jersey pride.

btw, Christie had like zero to do with getting the Super Bowl, he'll be good at taking credit though, of course
  6:21pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Andy is moments away from giving up all hope.
  6:22pm Danne D:

Surprised that Ken didn't apply for a medical marijuana dispensary for the 1st floor space
  6:22pm other david:

@Ken From Hyde Park: that is his default state of mind
  6:22pm Caryn:

I think I hate Tebow, because he's become famous for constantly publicly demonstrating his faith on the sports field, instead of actually being good at the sport itself on the sports field. He's the Kardashian of sports.
  6:22pm G:

Ken has eye problems. He can't see how to make it next week without getting fucked up several times!
  6:23pm G:

make it to next week
  6:23pm Danne D:

That's an awesome Muttley laugh
  6:23pm other david:

@Caryn: that's rather harsh on the Kardashians
  6:23pm Danne D:

I don't Tebow is sorta like the Inspector Gadget of the NFL - totally shambolic until like the last 4 minutes or so
  6:24pm Caryn:

@OD: hey, at least Tebow hasn't wondered around in horrible animal print jumpsuits...
  6:24pm Matt from Springfield:

It's cool to be EndZone.
  6:24pm other david:

@Caryn: publicly.
  6:24pm Caryn:

I mean "wandered". Although they probably wonder about a lot of stuff too.
  6:25pm Danne D:

That was the best hang-up since I hung-up on Andy during a marathon show a few years ago
  6:25pm other david:

I'm pretty sure, somewhere in the back pages of the bible, christians are told to privately demonstrate their faith thus
  6:26pm mike noble in dc:

will to live...
  6:26pm Danne D:

They guy was awesome. Exactly what you'd figure from a Boston dude.
  6:27pm Caryn:

@OD: hence the "wandering around". As long as he doesn't make a sex tape and make his animal-print jumpsuit fetish public, I'm happy. Except about his career. I'm still pissed at him basically being famous for being famous, rather than having any athletic talent.
  6:28pm Matt from Springfield:

Your dream came true, just not the THINGS in your dream.
  6:29pm Matt from Springfield:

@OD: Not me--it's the Mormons who have the Magic Animal Print Underwear!
  6:29pm other david:

@Caryn: I'm on the other side of the pond, think American Football is terrible and I'm an atheist. I wouldnt even know about the guy if other atheists hadnt felt the need to even recognise his existence :(

Humbug!
  6:30pm kat330:

The fatal flaw is FMU should be airing Wall St. trader noise instead of hippie noise to float the station.
  6:30pm other david:

@Matt: Well.. I have been misinformed then...

*looks down, awkwardly*
  6:30pm dave in vermont:

i listen to these guys on 101.3 in burlington vt-right now champlain valley game night is on-a call in show
802-655-6672
  6:31pm G:

In universities, we call that a "naming opportunity". People love to name physical things after themselves. They are not always so big on giving money to processes and activities.
  6:32pm Danne D:

Hope they call the Vermont station. They should offer to take the surplus Catamount callers.
  6:32pm conrad:

So who's the billionaire FMU fan?
  6:32pm G:

He asked not to be named, obviously, conrad.
  6:33pm Matt from Springfield:

@OD,Caryn: Or rather that Tebow was famous already, with biased high expectations because of Bible thumpers hyping him from his college football days. He did lead the team to the playoffs after one year, which is kind of impressive but nothing Earth shattering.
  6:34pm G:

34 minutes, <2% sports content
  6:34pm other david:

@Matt - I think, putting all the dots together, that Tebow is the billionaire WFMU fan
  6:34pm conrad:

Yeah I know, was just wondering if there's any good guesses/inside info. Inquiring (read: 'nosy') minds want to know!
  6:34pm Danne D:

Believe me, Ken, if someone brings the show up to St Peter, he'll take their word for it :)
  6:35pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Ken & Andy can record a ski report - "Half-inch of packed powder and occasional rocks."
  6:36pm Danne D:

@conrad I haven't hit powerball yet, otherwise it would be me naming the studio.

If the studio is ever named for Ken, I've probably hit the lottery.

Wow - Andy is on with Steve Somers!
  6:36pm Matt from Springfield:

@OD: You're RIGHT! And, to connect the dots, we need to: LISTEN to an Archive (like Lizardner Dave), TYPE on this comment board, and CALL into the Vermont sports talk show! The dissonance will bring about Tebow's Billion Dollar Donation, and WFMU will be set!
  6:36pm other david:

JEW WATCH! JEW WATCH!
  6:36pm moose:

i just got here and have no clue what's happening
go giants
  6:36pm Danne D:

mooooooooooooooooooooooooose
  6:37pm Caryn:

@Matt: Which is what annoys me. He's not incredible, he's not consistent, he doesn't seem to have any staying power. Yet suddenly, every damn sports show, reporter, newspaper and NFL-adjacent interview had to include something about Tebow. "What do you think about Tebow?", "the tebowing trend", "how will Tebow do this week?"... sigh.
  6:37pm Danne D:

Devils fans will say that when Johan Hedberg is in goal
  6:37pm G:

They've been talking about having a sports talk show for 40 minutes, without actually dropping the hammer successfully.
  6:38pm Matt from Springfield:

@moose: That's why you're perfect to call in!
  6:38pm Caryn:

I suspect that they'll have about 7 seconds of actual sports content on this show.
  6:39pm Danne D:

@caryn cuz it's comical. I mean seriously - Tebow stumblefucks around for 56 minutes like Inspector Gadget. Penny, in the form of say, the Broncos Defense or their kicker, makes big plays and keeps the Broncos in the game. Tebow completes his one pass per game or runs for 20 yards and the shambolic part is forgotten.
  6:39pm G:

Be vewy vewy qwiet. They're hunting wabbits.
  6:40pm Cliff:

Let's combine the two ideas and have Jew Sports Watch...it'll be just as content-free
  6:40pm Caryn:

@Danne: yeah, but at least Inspector Gadget was Don Adams. He had charm. I could enjoy his stumbling.
  6:41pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Next week - Ken & Andy's Medical Hotline. Call in with your minor medical maladies.
  6:42pm G:

I like that screener's contemptuous laugh.
  6:42pm mike noble in dc:

VICTORY
  6:42pm Caryn:

@Cliff: that's like the old joke about how the thinnest book in the world is "Great Jewish Athletes". Not necessarily a joke based on accurate observation.
  6:43pm Danne D:

LOL - they really called the FAN. This is legit.

Casey Keith is totally the actual screener.
  6:44pm Danne D:

@CaseyKeefeWFAN is his twitter account
  6:44pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Spike, are you listening? Call The FAN now!
  6:45pm Danne D:

Should I give him props for helping the Endzone show on twitter? Should I call FMU and ask to talk about women's soccer's financial difficulties?
  6:45pm moose:

if this works, i don't know, i'll just be so pleased
maybe salsa dance
  6:45pm Matt from Springfield:

"HELLLLLLLo FAN pets!"
  6:45pm other david:

I HAZ TWEETED HIM
  6:46pm mike noble in dc:

MYSTERY TEAM
  6:47pm Caryn:

Maybe you should know the terminology before you take calls...
  6:47pm Matt from Springfield:

Great caller! Too bad Ken out-tricked him!
  6:48pm Hugh:

The record is actually 70 yards.
  6:48pm other david:

I'm in pain from laughing, thank you
  6:48pm Danne D:

Damn - i thought up the lamest topic possible (women's soccer) and Casey did NOT refer me to you guys :(
  6:48pm Caryn:

Otherwise you'll be Frasier having Roz mime football terms to him through the studio glass.
  6:49pm Danne D:

I'm pretty disappointed
  6:49pm mike noble in dc:

the bay area can't really support 2 teams. the athletics really ought to move back to philly.
  6:49pm Danne D:

casey's direct quote "C'mon Man"
  6:49pm giraffe-o:

This might not be their worst show in history, but it's the worst one I've ever heard.
  6:49pm Hugh:

The show should really be called The Extra Point
  6:50pm Miami Beach, hello?:

In all seriousness, great idea for a show! Just one caller and it's a solid A!
  6:50pm Danne D:

@mike noble - fun fact. Of Philly teams in the 4 major leagues, the A's have won the most championships while based in Philadelphia.
  6:50pm G:

This show should have been called The Forfeit!
  6:51pm Danne D:

He's lying - I called and he hung up - he DID NOT send me to you guys
  6:51pm G:

he's placating you. he's not gonna do that.
  6:51pm Matt from Springfield:

Better idea G!
  6:51pm kat330:

I'm so pleased Ken & Andy are not jocks. I mean they're jocks, but not jocks. Jokes not jocks.
  6:52pm Danne D:

(Btw, for true sports fan, it's quite clear that Steve Somers isn't exactly the toughest show to get your call on the air)

(PS - I actually like Steve's show)
  6:52pm Geezus:

WTF are you guys doing? This show is so boring
  6:52pm G:

right, danne. he feels he doesn't have time for that, not his job. just call in danne
  6:53pm Carmichael:

Steve Somers was a sportscaster here in Sacramento back in the mid-70s. I have a picture of him and I sitting on set. He's still around??
  6:54pm other david:

Oh, that's great detective work.

My faith in humanity is gone.
  6:54pm Danne D:

@Carmichael - he's been on WFAN in New York since they started out. Like 25 year or so.
  6:55pm Matt from Springfield:

Well, thanks Danne for at least giving a disappointing end to the show! Bringing this twist from the comments board into the actual show!
  6:55pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Trivia - How many Olympic medals have been awarded to Israel?
  6:55pm Danne D:

Steve Somers is a sports-radio classic
  6:55pm Carmichael:

Wow, Danne. Blast from the past.
  6:55pm Danne D:

LOL - you're welcome, Matt
  6:56pm Danne D:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Somers
  6:57pm Danne D:

Somers does bring up his stint in Sacratomato from time to time, actually
  6:57pm other david:

"This is the worst" I think Andy Cohen and Frangry need to do a show together, entitled "THIS IS THE WORST"
  6:57pm mike noble in dc:

@danne - i'm well aware of the A's dynasties. i'm a big supporter of the very small grassroots movement to bring the A's back east (bringyourasgame.com)
  6:58pm other david:

OH NO I MIXED ANDYS UP
  6:58pm Danne D:

That's cool, Mike. Have a good night everyone! Thanks for a fun show, Ken and Andy
  6:59pm Matt from Springfield:

Good night Danne! Everyone!
  6:59pm other david:

goodnight matt!
  6:59pm Caryn:

@Ken: 7
  7:00pm kat330:

Even if time wasn't up they need to stop talking.
  7:00pm Matt from Springfield:

7SD motto: "We have to stop talking now"!
  7:00pm J.T.:

Hello and Bye!
  7:00pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Seems like they really tried this time. They really did.
  7:00pm Matt from Springfield:

Goodnight OD!
  7:01pm kat330:

'Night love you all!
  7:01pm Danne D:

@Ken - yup they did - they really called Casey while he was screening - good stuff
  7:02pm Danne D:

night kat330 :) night again all :)
  7:02pm Caryn:

Night, all!
  10:22am Lizardner Dave:

Hey I'm back, anyone still here? On archive? No?
  10:31am Ken:

Im Here Dave! I never left!
  10:44am Ken:

Dave? Anybody here? When can I go home?
  10:48am Listener zero:

I feel kinda compelled to make crank calls to WFAN now.
  10:52am Ken:

Good idea, Zero! That will give me something to do while I wait around here for Dave to come back.
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