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Options January 25, 2012: The Great Hold-Your-Pee Contest, with Julieanne Smolinksi (a.k.a. BoobsRadley), The New Regis, and musical guest Hospitality

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  Wed. 1/25/12 6:01pm G:

Put their hands in warm water
  Wed. 1/25/12 6:02pm drew:

so lou reed went from postponed til january, to cancelled? isn't there money due to some listeners?
  Wed. 1/25/12 6:02pm Wiseass:

Watching old guys wet themselves? Isn't that visiting hours at the nursing home?
  Wed. 1/25/12 6:02pm Kat in Chicago:

Urine luck?
  Wed. 1/25/12 6:02pm urination nation:

and urethra information
  Wed. 1/25/12 6:03pm Matt from Springfield:

Whaddaya mean, YOUR ethra?? It's mine! I have one!
  Wed. 1/25/12 6:04pm Insanely Swollen Bladder:

A dab of KrazyGlue aint stoppin' me, dude!
  Wed. 1/25/12 6:04pm kat330:

@drew: I don't know which came first: They rake Lou over the coals, so he canceled, or he canceled so they raked him over the coals.
  Wed. 1/25/12 6:05pm Brass Knuckles:

This show is already starting to piss me off.
  Wed. 1/25/12 6:05pm Caryn:

Having worked in a nursing home for people with mental illnesses, all this sounds eerily familiar.
  Wed. 1/25/12 6:05pm kat330:

Andy's mic sucks, as often it does.
  Wed. 1/25/12 6:05pm FCC:

Prostatic? Urethra? Etc etc? We never put those words on the proscribed list? What could we have been thinking????
  Wed. 1/25/12 6:05pm kat330:

Did someone say there is live video?
  Wed. 1/25/12 6:06pm The Whole Listenership:

Video, or we call BS
  Wed. 1/25/12 6:08pm Matt from Springfield:

"Dis<RRRRR>troyed him!" Des-effing-troying! Language, Ken, language!
  Wed. 1/25/12 6:08pm Matt from Springfield:

I heard of live video as well, don't know where it is.
  Wed. 1/25/12 6:09pm moose:

will just edits the puzzle in the times
you can always tell a clue that he's touched- very specific
sometimes he constructs a novelty puzzle
the npr puzzles are occasionally fun
boobs radley seems neat though
  Wed. 1/25/12 6:09pm moose:

and i got that illin' clue right off!
  Wed. 1/25/12 6:13pm kat330:

I swear I had this in the works WAY before I knew the 7SD guests tonight, but there's a real synch on the Shortz subject at my site:
http://kat330.posterous.com/
  Wed. 1/25/12 6:14pm Matt from Springfield:

Dan Fogelberg's been dead almost four years. Just in case this crowd didn't pick that up. :)
  Wed. 1/25/12 6:15pm Listener Dave From Seattle:

Listeners can play along at home in the pee contest
  Wed. 1/25/12 6:16pm moose:

will does prefer males!
  Wed. 1/25/12 6:18pm kat330:

I'm happy to be disabused of his not choosing female entrants (ONLY when a subjective choice, not the usual random pick), so let me know in a comment at the site if you can prove he's picked plenty of creations by women.
  Wed. 1/25/12 6:19pm moose:

(I just mean he's homosexual)
There are some female crossword constructors at least
  Wed. 1/25/12 6:19pm kat330:

You cannot imagine how tickled I'll be if a female is read as the winner -- or even a runner-up -- this Sunday.
  Wed. 1/25/12 6:20pm kat330:

Hey guys, e-mail the site URL to him! :)
  Wed. 1/25/12 6:22pm kat330:

Yes, Moose, I know he has female cruciverbalists, but I still never heard women win his wordplay, like Spoonerisms, palindromes and the like.
  Wed. 1/25/12 6:23pm Caryn:

I wonder if Julieanne has mentioned that "Family Feud" schlong-answer at her job... It would fit in with the "tits" thing.
  Wed. 1/25/12 6:24pm ?:

does andy have his erection?
  Wed. 1/25/12 6:25pm Danne D:

They pee yet?
  Wed. 1/25/12 6:25pm moose:

you mean the randomly selected winning entries? (and who gets to play on the air?) i feel like i've heard some women do that
  Wed. 1/25/12 6:26pm kat330:

Noooo, specifically NOT the randomly picked ones. Only when he personally selects a creative challenge winner. Maybe it will be clear if you go to the URL I posted.
  Wed. 1/25/12 6:26pm moose:

oh you mean the creators of the radio puzzler i think
i feel like they're from people he knows
ok done on this topic!
Avatar    Wed. 1/25/12 6:27pm tim:

How to get the topic back on to Dan Fogelberg ...
  Wed. 1/25/12 6:28pm Listener Dave From Seattle:

Are adult diapers allowed?
  Wed. 1/25/12 6:29pm kat330:

If anyone finds a video link, I guess we can see if Andy has an erection.
  Wed. 1/25/12 6:29pm Danne D:

Btw Listener Dave, some of us play along with the "hold the pee" game every week...
  Wed. 1/25/12 6:30pm Caryn:

Currently drinking a 1,5 litre bottle of Pepsi Max, so I suppose I'm playing along.
  Wed. 1/25/12 6:31pm Matt from Springfield:

@tim: "So, you know who also died around our age, but NOT from holding in his pee? Dan Fogelberg."
  Wed. 1/25/12 6:31pm mike noble in dc:

andy shot down my idea: secret catheter.
  Wed. 1/25/12 6:32pm Listener Dave From Seattle:

I guess I didn't think of that. Usually I allow myself to pee during the show.
  Wed. 1/25/12 6:33pm kat330:

J.T. & I just had sushi, so I guess we're playing along on the Ken team.
  Wed. 1/25/12 6:35pm Caryn:

If Letterman is right and Regis' retirement is all Gelman's plot to become host himself, Jack doesn't have a shot. Gelman will have him bumped off if he becomes a viable candidate.
Avatar    Wed. 1/25/12 6:35pm tim:

Well, a cursory, unenthusiastic search of "fogelberg adult diaper" yields IMDB quotes from "No Cure For Cancer" (1992).
  Wed. 1/25/12 6:36pm kata:

this is effing hilarious
Avatar    Wed. 1/25/12 6:36pm tim:

Twin Sons of Incontinent Mothers!
  Wed. 1/25/12 6:37pm Ange:

Like Jack Silber's campaign! https://www.facebook.com/JackSilbertShouldReplaceRegis
  Wed. 1/25/12 6:38pm Listener Dave From Seattle:

The interviews today have been sort of confusing.
  Wed. 1/25/12 6:43pm Caryn:

Of course, if Gelman has Jack killed, they could make a 70s' style paranoid drama about it, with Ken and Andy as the Woodward and Bernstein of the piece. Someone on the comments board would be their "Deep Throat" character.
  Wed. 1/25/12 6:43pm Danne D:

I think Dave would be good for that informant character
Avatar    Wed. 1/25/12 6:44pm tim:

Theme by Jerry Goldsmith and Dan Fogelberg.
  Wed. 1/25/12 6:45pm Caryn:

@Danne: very true. Or you. Although that shadowy "friend of Mark Consuelos" could have the insider information to be the informant. Unless Dave is actually that friend...
  Wed. 1/25/12 6:46pm Danne D:

I dunno - I think I'm a little too goofy to be a good informant :)
  Wed. 1/25/12 6:48pm Caryn:

Oh Danne, that's just your carefully cultivated cover identity. In reality, you are a shadowy character from the upper echelons of broadcasting power... Part of some cabal with Mark Consuelos.
  Wed. 1/25/12 6:51pm Listener Dave From Seattle:

More confused. Please let me know when it is over.
  Wed. 1/25/12 6:52pm Caryn:

The movie ends when Ken & Andy realise you, as their informant, have been feeding them false information at the behest of Consuelos and Gelman. The "hold your pee" contest is a cover for Gelman's planned assassination of the pair, with the deaths to be attributed to "water intoxication" by a friendly doctor: Leo Spaceman. Of course, having uncovered your plot, I'll also wind up dead soon... Or will I?
Avatar    Wed. 1/25/12 6:52pm tim:

www.mergerecords.com...
  Wed. 1/25/12 6:54pm Danne D:

"Confused" really means awaiting instructions. I think the spy stuff has already begun, Caryn :)
  Wed. 1/25/12 6:55pm Danne D:

Caryn should host a comments-board only show :)
  Wed. 1/25/12 6:56pm Caryn:

Ah, listener Dave, the sleeper agent who will carry out the actual assassination. His comments board messages are supposed to act as an alibi in case someone gets wise to the plot.
  Wed. 1/25/12 6:57pm kat330:

Thanks for your hospitality UCB, FMU, K&A and lovely listeners and take and give care all!
  Wed. 1/25/12 6:57pm mike noble in dc:

very nice of former guest nadia kalman not to make any deal out of not being recognized by our hosts.
  Wed. 1/25/12 6:57pm Caryn:

Listener Dave is currently crouched in the audience, waiting for the poison he laced Ken & Andy's drinks with to take effect.
  Wed. 1/25/12 6:57pm Ken From Hyde Park:

I'm no whiz at this. Who's winning the contest?
  Wed. 1/25/12 6:59pm Caryn:

Dave was also that head shop clerk who sold Ken his Pepto-Bismol this morning. More poison there. That explains why he refused to be on the radio...
  Wed. 1/25/12 6:59pm Brass Knuckles:

it's a draw. they're going to hit the head together after the show and cross streams and high five each other.
  Wed. 1/25/12 7:00pm Caryn:

Hey, you never cross the streams! I learned that from "Ghostbusters".
  Wed. 1/25/12 7:00pm J.T.:

Whiz-Bang episode, thanks for a good show!
  Wed. 1/25/12 7:01pm Danne D:

Have a good night everyone :)
  Wed. 1/25/12 7:02pm Listener Dave From Seattle:

Sexy pee story references anyone?
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