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Favoriting November 18, 2011: Vermin Stories

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Listener comments!

  6:01pm
FRANGRY:

HI WEIRDOS
  6:02pm
hamburger:

hi!
  6:02pm
other david:

ahoy hoy, fellow weirdos
  6:03pm
g:

Let them eat cake!
  6:03pm
Pedza:

Hello people!
  6:04pm
seang:

all you need is love
  6:04pm
hamburger:

me thinks this'll be a classique show!
  6:04pm
g:

Rats love cake.
  6:05pm
other david:

get the bleep button ready!
  6:05pm
Carmichael:

Hi, doggies!
  6:06pm
Carmichael:

Vermin stories. Can we talk about Spike?
  6:06pm
MISTER JOHNNY:

I heard there were lots of vermin at Occupy Wall Street...
  6:06pm
Gunpowder:

Fuck you, Spike.
  6:08pm
g:

I used to work on a garbage truck. I saw MILLIONS of rats. I mistook the largest for a racoon.
  6:08pm
urgh:

"Rat one homeless dude's face – awesome" – Frangry
  6:08pm
seang:

la vie de boheme
  6:09pm
conrad:

i had some sort of psychic vision one night as i was lying in bed. i opened my eyes for no particular reason and in the light coming through the window i saw a silverfish right in front of my face on the bed. i flicked it off instinctively. fucking disgusting.
  6:09pm
Listener Dave From Seattle:

The rats would go away if the people would just go away.
  6:11pm
g:

Maggot rain!
  6:12pm
Tim Serpas:

GWAR songs in real life....
  6:12pm
MISTER JOHNNY:

It's raining Maggots!
  6:13pm
other david:

I woke up one night to this horribly loud scratching noise, it was coming from a wall in the house.

Got up the attic, couldn't see/do anything.

Eventually it stopped. But about a week later a strange and disgusting smell developed in the hall.

Yes! Rat corpse. Had to take off the plasterboard to get it out. Also Andy, this smelled longer than four days as no creatures could get to the corpse. Fun fun.
  6:13pm
timotato:

maggots are fly larvae
  6:14pm
MISTER JOHNNY:

What if there was a Maggot Fairy that left maggots under your pillow while you slept?
  6:14pm
Danne D:

Hi Andy :) Hi Frangry :) <333 Hi weirdos :)

I am in the car so listening over the phone once I leave. Will try and call now with a story. Have a good one! And Happe Thanksgiving :)
  6:14pm
seang:

binge/purge
  6:16pm
MISTER JOHNNY:

Gerbils are VERMIN...
  6:16pm
conrad:

ew, the maggot abortion in cronenbergs the fly remake.
  6:16pm
Listener Dave From Seattle:

Gerbils are furry mice.
  6:17pm
MISTER JOHNNY:

How long would it take for a human corpse to be devoured by maggots?
  6:17pm
ricardo:

Jenna in 15 years > frangry
  6:17pm
Elwyn:

I always thought of Richard Gere as a big gerbil to Cindy Crawford
  6:18pm
FRANGRY:

f u ricardo!
  6:18pm
Robert in Seattle:

Conrad - that scene made it impossible for me to eat calzone for over a year.
  6:19pm
MISTER JOHNNY:

Rats love cheesecake - and black-light!!!
  6:20pm
Listener zero:

There is a great Patton Oswalt rat standup routine: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvbiGp_Evgo
  6:20pm
conrad:

that scene made me dump my half-fly girlfriend
  6:20pm
Gunpowder:

Fuck you, johnny
  6:21pm
shuman the human:

I spray painted a ferret silver at my grandma's house.
  6:21pm
MISTER JOHNNY:

FRANGRY:

Would you ever consider "Maggot Therapy"?
  6:22pm
Fred Derf:

About 20 years ago a guy told me about capturing an albino cockroach and getting the idea that if he bred it he could create a race of inferior roaches and solve the world's roach problem. Five years later I'm in my E. Harlem 5th floor walkup and I spot one - a white roach! The story was true! I nab it, put it in a pickle jar and stick it under the sink to contemplate what I should do with it. 4 or 5 days later I take it out and it had turned brown. Then I remembered that that was how the guy's story ended as well. No, at the time I was not unemployed but yes I was girlfriendless.
  6:22pm
Comment Once Made During a Gang Bang:

"You made Frangry gag!"
  6:22pm
Chris in Harlem:

We lived in a place in the 120s on the first floor, above the boiler room. That meant the floors were warm, and were a signal for all the vermin to come on down. We got intimately acquainted with dealing with rats, spotting the smell of the dead, etc.
So the smell once was incredibly bad, the worst ever, and we couldn't find it! We looked in the usual places, as well as a traps, and eventually I broke down and spent an evening looking for it. After checking behind two bookshelves, I found it under the third. A MASSIVE rat had wedged itself in the small space between the shelf and the wall. It's fatal error was getting too fat to get out. Bonus Ew: the warm floors meant that it was partially fused to the floor. We had to use a spatula (and promptly threw it away) to remove it.
  6:22pm
shuman the human:

The topic is vermin?

I saw Spike on YouTube.
  6:24pm
MISTER JOHNNY:

Forehand or Backhand to kill Bats?
  6:24pm
seang:

donde esta Gladys Clotworthy?
  6:25pm
Listener zero:

JULIE FROM CINCINATTI!
  6:25pm
shuman the human:

Why do mice always have homes with arched door ways? The must be handy to carve out the arch.
  6:26pm
rabbit:

The little brown bat is endangered. They will not harm you. Please do not harm them.
  6:26pm
ADL:

The only migraine I've ever had was brought on by mouse droppings in my Triscuits at work.
  6:26pm
other david:

CALL DELIVERS
  6:26pm
Elwyn:

When Frangry says "You my friend", it means she thinks the caller is vermin.
  6:27pm
pgw in mntclr:

stupid working late. missed 25 minutes of weirdos and vermin.
  6:27pm
shuman the human:

I trained a rat to munch scat.
  6:27pm
Robert in Seattle:

Cue someone to call in with a rat in the toilet call.
  6:27pm
ADL:

Also, in Tokyo every business has to have its own mascot. I saw an exterminator that had images of dead roaches and crows on its side (Tokyo has a big crow problem). Its mascot? A uniformed, upright, smiling blue mouse.
  6:28pm
Listener zero:

Can we have a literal shit show next?
  6:28pm
shuman the human:

Cohen has SARS
  6:28pm
Maggot Expert:

The Miami Toilet Frog is an endangered species.
Please, do not pee on them!
  6:29pm
mr natural:

John is a liar.
  6:29pm
mr natural:

John is a liar.
  6:29pm
Maggot Expert:

Silverfish are far worse than Maggots.
  6:30pm
dale:

last summer i was trying to catch an injured stray cat outside my house. i put a havahart trap out with a plate of cat food in it and ended up trapping a possum instead. the possum ate all the food and then crapped on my good china. had to soak it all in straight bleach so i didn't have to throw out the plate.
  6:30pm
Gunpowder:

fuck you, fake walkens
  6:30pm
Carmichael:

Nice call, Mr. Natural.
  6:31pm
Vermin:

I had a friend who kept one of those plastic waterfall cat drinking things in her kitchen. After a few years, it started buzzing and making funny noises, so after a few weeks she thought it was getting old and the engine was dying. She picked it up and sat it on the kitchen counter, and then moved it over a little and noticed black dust.

She flipped it over and there were roaches in the hollow area underneath where the pump was that worked the fountain. They ran out and started running everywhere trying to hide.

They had made a big nest in there and it was resonating and buzzing as the pump engine ran to make the water fountain work.

The black dust was tons and tons of roach poo. The fountain went down the apartment building garbage chute in a bag. It also smelled really, really horrible. Roach poo stinks really bad when there's enough of it.
  6:31pm
conrad:

let me tell you a story about a TIME TRAVELLING RAT
  6:31pm
Maggot Expert:

What's with all the STINKBUGS, eh?
  6:32pm
Listener one:

Pffbbbbttttttt.....I gave birth to a healthy log.
  6:32pm
Johnny Muller:

If you ever find a dead possum you're supposed to check its pouch for babies
  6:32pm
ya ya:

my Dad pulled a 10 inch worm out of his butthole last week. He thought he swallowed dental floss, but then inspected and saw it moving. It is a parasitic pinworm. He has had a few dead ones in his stools since taking the medication called... Vermox
  6:32pm
pgw in mntclr:

mice once ate a small bag of my friend's weed
  6:33pm
Elwyn:

So he backed over the baby possums to make sure they wouldn't seek vengeance over the death of their mother...
  6:33pm
pgw in mntclr:

Pancake for President
  6:33pm
g:

@ Ya ya you MUST call!!!
  6:34pm
Pancake Says:

Speaking of vermin, Frangry gave me crabs.
  6:34pm
Maggot Expert:

Possum II, the Revenge...starring Michael Caine.
  6:34pm
Gunpowder:

my question is what are the stinkbugs doing in my apartment? what do the want?
  6:35pm
ADL:

A friend of mine in college went to a series of doctors for terrible headaches he was getting. They couldn't figure it out and scheduled him for an MRI. He was in the college library that night and felt a gigantic sneeze coming on. He sneezes without covering his face (gross, I know) and sees a mucusy silverfish hit the carrel wall across from him, and sort of limp off. Headache resolved.
  6:36pm
Silverfish:

That was some good snot, too. Oh well.
  6:37pm
ya ya:

Also, i had a fly fly into my ear camping in BC once. It didn't come out for a year! all preserved in wax.
  6:37pm
Silverfish:

"A friend of mine" = ADL
  6:37pm
Gunpowder:

@ADL what the fuck was it doing in there the whole time?!
  6:38pm
conrad:

it limped off? did the force of the sneeze break its tiny silverfish legs?
  6:38pm
g:

@ya ya: you should sell your preserved fly on ebay and give the $ to WFMU!
  6:39pm
Terminology:

In Europe, what the caller is talking about (the hole, the foot places next to it) is called a "turkish toilet". They have them in poorer more rural areas of France, Spain, Portugal, Italy, etc.
  6:41pm
Terminology:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turkish_toilet
  6:41pm
ADL:

@ Gunpowder, silverfish and conrad:

I cannot speak for the insect. His theory was that he'd gotten it at a super greasy spoon Chinese place a week earlier. I dunno; I'm not sure an insect would survive that long.

That guy, by the way, works for Fox now (reg TV, not news).
  6:41pm
Slogan:

She don't care who sees her vajayjay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  6:42pm
g:

Asian outhouse: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpAh3wP3T20
  6:43pm
Listener zero:

I have silverfish, maggot, cockroach, flea, skunk and mice stories. But they're all kind of lame.
  6:44pm
conrad:

try combining them into one story?
  6:44pm
WFMU:

Go out the window!!!!
  6:45pm
g:

Maggots can be good!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Xt6NWkgydM
  6:45pm
JOe loves VJJ:

VEEJAYJAY!
  6:45pm
G:

Is that where Inflatable Squirrel Carcass the show got its name? Always wondered that.
  6:45pm
Maggot Expert:

Who was the Egyptian who mummified the Squirrels at WFMU???
  6:46pm
Listener Ian:

G -

That U-Tube vid was the high-class version of what I lived with for 2 weeks.....
  6:46pm
Elwyn:

Ken wants a t-shirt!
  6:46pm
G:

Punchlines are not Ken's strong suit.
  6:46pm
conrad:

im like a vermin hypochondriac. im paranoid about silverfish in my nostrils and pinworms now.
  6:46pm
pgw in mntclr:

Ken's not on the list
  6:47pm
Maggot Expert:

I really dig Squirrel Snuff...
  6:47pm
G:

yep
  6:50pm
Robert in Seattle:

I would just like to point out that I had dead sheep, maggots, pigs, rabbits, rats and more maggots in my story - and it was true! Just sayin...
  6:52pm
maggot brain:

VERMIN STORY - http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=142485000
  6:54pm
G:

@ya ya 6:32 : Pinworms are not that long. Were they tapeworms or something else?
  6:54pm
pgw in mntclr:

remember when the maggots were all up in Russell Crowe's vagina in "Gladiator"?
  6:54pm
mikesheff:

NO BED BUGS, ANYONE? really, the worst vermin
  6:56pm
conrad:

'i went on public transport and got bedbugs' - only bedbug story.
  6:56pm
dale:

do engorged ticks on the testicles count as vermin?
  6:56pm
Maggot Expert:

Why did he have his MOM get the leaches off his junk???
  6:57pm
G:

An adopted cat gave every other cat I had and me ringworm once. That's not a worm, it's a red circular rash that is a colony of fungus that turns the skin red. If you scratch the sores, they are bloody underneath. The fungus is eating through your skin and chowing on your blood. Yum. Took weeks to get rid of the rashes.
  6:58pm
Fred Derf:

Don't you hate it when the 3-ft. boa constrictor gets out of its tank and disappears into the walls for a couple of months? You never know when or where it's going show up.
  6:58pm
G:

ANDY'S DYING ON THE AIR.
  6:59pm
Maggot Expert:

Has FRANGRY ever had anything 10 inches long in her butt?
  6:59pm
FRANGRY:

BYE WEIRDOS
  7:00pm
G:

They are tapeworms. They latch on to your intestine and eat your food. The medicine kills them and you poop them out. Fun.
  7:00pm
maggot brain:

Good one maggot expert
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