Favoriting Seven Second Delay with Ken and Andy: Playlist from October 12, 2011 Favoriting

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Favoriting October 12, 2011: Tonight's Programme: Zinger Interruptus. Call With Your Tales of Test Cheating

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Listener comments!

  6:02pm
Andy Action:

w00t! Friends of Don Quixote intro!!!!
  6:02pm
NOW, I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS:

Hello
  6:04pm
Andy Action:

Hi, N.I.A.B.D.T.D.O.W. wassup?
  6:04pm
NOW, I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS:

Why is ANDY"S Facebook page blocked?
  6:04pm
Danne D:

Hi Andy Action.
Hi NOW, I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

Hi everyone else :)

I won't be on much as I have to do work crap :(
  6:04pm
kat330:

So the rest of the media are using steam power?
  6:05pm
C. Grumpy:

that theme song needs to go. needs to be redone with no lyrics, just kazoos.
  6:05pm
NOW, I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS:

Not much, Andy Action. U?
  6:06pm
Danne D:

I think the protesters ripped off their signs from the 7 second delay homepage.
  6:06pm
You're in the Red:

stop distorting, Andy.
  6:06pm
Carmichael:

Do this, don't do that. Can't you read the signs?!?
  6:06pm
Andy Action:

oh, you know, Now I am become death, destroyer of worlds, it's rainy here, I am finishing crocheting a hat.

Danne D, good luck on your work crap.
  6:06pm
Ace of Base:

and it opened up my eyes.
  6:07pm
ANDY'S LITTLE ELF:

PLEASE PLEDGE AT THE WIDGET ATOP THE PLAYLIST. Ken & Andy won't talk about it on the air (Silent fundraiser).
  6:07pm
Danne D:

I wish I had the zeal to take on the world like NOW, I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS does.
  6:08pm
NOW, I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS:

How long would ANDY survive at Wall Street?

Would they beat him to death?
  6:08pm
kat330:

@Danne D -- where have you been lo these many weeks?
  6:09pm
thuggyBear:

Is there a sign that tells you to shut up and play some music?
  6:09pm
ibrokenjames:

sorry 4 the smelly ones. ty
  6:09pm
Carmichael:

He'd bore them to death. They'd apply at Starbucks just to get away from him.
  6:10pm
ANDY'S LITTLE ELF:

If you pledge during 7SD, you'll be provided with Andy's secret joke stash. Click the widget at the top of the playlist page.
  6:10pm
Danne D:

Sorry Kat330, just a busy time of year :(
  6:11pm
chrisg:

looking forward to Frank Rich..
  6:11pm
kat330:

Last time you were here, I was trying to find an archive of my single call to 7SD. Found it! June 23, 2004: The No-Tune-Out Celebrity-Spotting Show, right around the 14-minute mark.
  6:11pm
PMD:

Andy needs a t shirt proclaiming that he's Death destroyer of worlds.
  6:11pm
chrisg:

i'll be a musical guest..
  6:11pm
kat330:

Moi aussi, in re Frank Rich. Probably means he'll cancel.
  6:12pm
Carmichael:

Destroyer of radio.
  6:12pm
ANDY'S LITTLE ELF:

WFMU is in the midst of a month-long off-air fundraiser. Please pledge at the widget at the top of the playlist page. Please help Ken and Andy avoid humiliation if they don't reach their goal.
  6:12pm
Protester:

Kill and dismember anyone who ever made over 25,000/year.
  6:12pm
NOW, I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS:

Could we shoot ANDY with paint-balls?

Think of the Fund Raising possibilities!
  6:12pm
PMD:

@carmichael - GREAT!
  6:12pm
Felix Lau:

secret joke stash? that someone else wrote? cuz dude is about as funny as drying paint.
  6:13pm
Protester:

Aren't Ken and Andy self-humiliating?
  6:13pm
Listener Dave from Seattle:

What percentage part is Andy?
  6:14pm
Protester:

Can we make a negative pledge to get them down to 0% again?
  6:15pm
NOW, I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS:

Get some of the 1% to pledge, Ken and Andy!
  6:15pm
thuggyBear:

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  6:15pm
Danne D:

@kat330 Cool :) now I have to check out that archive and hear your call :)
  6:15pm
Abbie Hoffman:

Steal this Urine Test - http://www.amazon.com/Steal-This-Urine-Test-Fighting/dp/0140104003
  6:16pm
Danne D:

@Protester made 25,000 what? Signs?
  6:16pm
kat330:

Only Irwin sent us pledge e-mail -- odd since we're far more regular to K&A. No wonder he's doing better %-wise.@ Danne D: Yeah, Andy was actually quite nice, no humiliation moments whatsoever..
  6:17pm
NOW, I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS:

WFMU lost their tenant.

Anyone want to open a business there?
  6:18pm
Protester:

25,00 bucks a year = boozhie. kill em all and let the worms sort em out.
  6:18pm
Jasperodus:

Gutter Helmet! Get sponsorship, Andy.
  6:18pm
Protester:

@NOW: korean happy ending massage parlor. 20% discount for dj's.
  6:18pm
Danne D:

25,00 bucks? With the comma where it is, is the "buck" some sort of European currency?
  6:19pm
NOW, I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS:

How about bj's for dj's?
  6:19pm
Carmichael:

Medical marijuana facility. Cottage industry here in Californ-eye-ay.
  6:20pm
KEN'S LITTLE ELF:

Help KEN and ANDY bump up their pledge total at the widget in the WOOF-MOO box atop the playlist page.
  6:20pm
Danne D:

I wonder if Andy ever cheated on a paternity test
  6:20pm
Protester:

25,000.

sorry, i went to montessori school and all they ever did was tell me how great i was, not correct my slips.
  6:20pm
NOW, I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS:

Wholesale BJ's Club?
  6:20pm
thuggyBear:

Now I know that Sgt Bilko's author is just as funny in person. I wonder what's on KEXP now....
  6:21pm
Protester:

feds are raiding cali med-mar outlets, to show moderate voters how unradical they are.
  6:22pm
NOW, I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS:

ZING HIM, ANDY!
  6:23pm
NOW, I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS:

American Pie!
  6:24pm
KEN'S LITTLE ELF:

Please pledge to support WFMU in the widget atop the playlist page. This silent fundraising is going on this month only. Pledge during 7SD and you'll be given Andy's secret zinger stash.
  6:24pm
Andy Action:

They Might Be Giants has some historic songs. James Ensor (Blegium's Famous Painter), James K. Polk (that president)
  6:24pm
David Crosby:

Ohio
  6:24pm
Protester:

from "love to love you baby" i learned what a faked orgasm sounds like
  6:24pm
kat330:

"You say you want a revolution..."
  6:25pm
NOW, I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS:

THOSE ARE FAKE?!?
  6:25pm
Protester:

sorry, charlie
  6:26pm
Marmalade Kitty:

read the signs!
  6:27pm
NOW, I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS:

They see the feces on the wall, man!
  6:27pm
Protester:

dude took a dump on a cop car, totally
  6:28pm
Feces Man:

Up the Movement!
  6:28pm
KEN'S LITTLE ELF:

PLEASE PLEDGE AT THE WIDGET ATOP THE PLAYLIST. Ken & Andy won't talk about it on the air (Silent fundraiser). You'll be rewarded with Andy's secret zinger stash.
  6:29pm
Marmalade Kitty:

what percentage of protesters were carrying feces, Andy?
  6:30pm
NOW, I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS:

100% - in their bowels.
  6:31pm
NOW, I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS:

What's the difference between this show and feces?
  6:31pm
Vic Lubesky:

BINGO
  6:32pm
Protester:

5% pledging, NOW
  6:32pm
NOW, I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS:

Ca$h prizes!!!
  6:33pm
greg:

id come more often if it were at 7
  6:33pm
ken:

People! We're stuck at 5%! C'mon!
  6:33pm
NOW, I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS:

Yeah, 6:00 is way early.
  6:34pm
Carmichael:

It's Andy's fault.
  6:34pm
Protester:

There's nothing worse than when feces get stuck only a little bit out.
  6:35pm
kat330:

Hey, we just pledged, and we DON'T make more than 25,000 -- or 25,00 or whatever. Pony up, folks!
  6:35pm
Marmalade Kitty:

please use the toilet before attending social events!
  6:35pm
NOW, I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS:

Did he write the letter to Grandma in faces?
  6:36pm
KEN'S LITTLE ELF:

Very pathetic. Andy and Ken have only earned ONE PLEDGE during the first half hour of this program. The show sucks. But that's why you listen. Please pledge at the top of the playlist page.
  6:36pm
kat330:

Trouble with his "boiler"? Is that code?
  6:37pm
NOW, I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS:

Could Ken's boiler and Andy's ZINGER App join forces to rule the world?
  6:38pm
NOW, I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS:

What did the guy who took a dump on the police car use to wipe?
  6:39pm
Listener Dave from Seattle:

I'm the 1% that pledge.
  6:39pm
KEN'S LITTLE ELF:

Thanks to those who are pledging during 7SD. We will contact you after the show via email with your link to Andy's secret zinger stash.
  6:40pm
Feces Man:

The mudd flap.
  6:41pm
Andy Action:

that was me with the pectin! I called twice because they forgot to ask me about my story of cheating the first time, we got distracted by the ziner app
  6:41pm
Can Dialectics Break Bricks?:

there's no evidence that that fellow took an actual "dump" on that police car, btw. in fact if he was taking an actual dump you'd need to see him squatting to some degree or another.
  6:41pm
kat330:

Why "mudd" with a double D? Something to do with Abe?
  6:42pm
Andy Action:

*zinger app
  6:42pm
Can Dialectics Break Bricks?:

so I believe the technical term for what he was doing would be "grinding". that's the word they use on the dance floor for that kind of behavior, at least.
  6:43pm
Andy Action:

free clean urine injections next time at the UCB theater please?
  6:43pm
Ike:

The only funny zinger, and KEN is the one to get it in!
  6:43pm
Withnail:

I DEMAND TO HAVE SOME BOOZE!
  6:43pm
alberto:

andy: "have you ever been drug tested?"

ken: "i've tested all of them!"
  6:44pm
Protester:

@Now: the hood of the cop car. duh.
  6:44pm
KEN'S LITTLE ELF:

PLEDGE (pretty please) for 7SD/WFMU at the SUPPORT SEVEN SECOND DELAY box atop the playlist.
  6:45pm
Feces Man:

... I stutter and splatter...
  6:45pm
NOW, I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS:

there must and shall be aspirin
  6:46pm
I:

Withnail, it's impossible to empty 12 bottles on one glass.
  6:47pm
Marmalade Kitty:

One of the many obligatory duties of a police officer is to make available his/her hat/helmet to a person in desperate need
  6:49pm
Les Moore:

My name is Mudd.
  6:50pm
Protester:

how did andy have room for any answers on his thingy?
  6:50pm
asb:

Aw yeah, I just accidentally pledged twice and paid them both anyway.
  6:51pm
glenn:

there's matter, matter in that sink.
  6:53pm
anne:

that's okay, Andy
  6:54pm
Don's Ghost:

Stars are matter. We are matter. It doesn't matter.
  6:54pm
Jim B:

You're both wrong. The polite term is "Jewette".
  6:54pm
Protester:

cheating on the fundraiser!!!!!
  6:56pm
Francais:

The French learned that Andy is no good in bed.
  6:56pm
Danny:

I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hair are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the bwain. This is the reason bald headed men are uptight.
  6:56pm
Listener Dave from Seattle:

I would come to the UCB if I lived in the area.
  6:56pm
Danne D:

Have a good night everyone :)
  6:59pm
kat330:

So long!
  6:59pm
Jasperodus:

Nighty Night!
  7:00pm
Francais:

Ken doesn't know that song. It's too well known
  7:00pm
Don's Ghost:

I don't do lullabies.
  7:00pm
Kat:

Hey, I love The Farting Weasels.
  7:01pm
Samuel Mudd:

it's about EC's gramma.
  2:14pm
Listener zero:

Wow, a retake of the classic Zinger Improvement Episode from June 16, 2004. Nice!
  7:45am
D.:

A millionaire mocking the less fortunate. COMEDY GOLD
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