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Options July 20, 2011: Organ Donations (encore edition, May 1999)

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  Wed. 7/20/11 6:04pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Are you OK, Ken?
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:05pm Carmichael:

You already know the answer, Johnny.
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:05pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Give Andy a concussion. It's only fair.
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:06pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Fair point.
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:07pm May 1999:

Waiting with bated breath for the Monica Lewinsky references or whatever exactly was current then.
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:09pm Listener Dave From Seattle:

Hello all. Personally I am looking forward to the pre-9/11 optimism.
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:09pm Carmichael:

They're probably frightened about the Y2K bug.
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:10pm Listener Terry:

Since when have current references been a hallmark of 7SD? It's always Joey Heatherton and and Poco.
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:11pm May 1999:

They had a big federal budget surplus then... What difference 12 years make, only twelve little años...
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:11pm Pre 9/11 Optimism:

Say, this George W. Bush fella seems like a real smart guy. And honest and kind, too.
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:12pm May 1999:

I bet Gore wins, from the "in" party. The economy is pretty good.
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:12pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Hey Carmichael,

Don't fool yourself - the Y2K bug is just waiting for us to let our guard down to pounce!
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:13pm Listener Dave From Seattle:

Does this have anything to do with Ken's recent accident? He is worried about his organs?
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:14pm ObamaCare Panel:

A concussion and SSRI's to pay for every month?

Organ donor. Check.
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:14pm glenn:

buried alive? no eye transplants? did ken take stupid pills today?
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:15pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Hi there all
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:16pm other david:

Hey Aaron :)
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:16pm kat330:

@glenn -- Yeah, I was wondering the same thing....
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:16pm Leiby:

I WANT MY KIDNEYS BACK!!!!!!! THEY WON'T LET ME IN HEAVEN!!!!!!!
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:18pm Gutter Helmet:

Take my kidneys!!!! And go to hell!!
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:20pm other david:

I believe what this transexual lady described actually happened to someone - the medics behaved like morons :/
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:21pm 2011:

For clarification on what an answering machine message is, google or check wikipedia.
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:21pm glenn:

what's an ssri?
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:21pm kat330:

I remember Justina and, unfortunately, Andy's fascination with "Paint Your Wagon," heh.
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:22pm Psychopharmacologist:

Selective serotonin re-uptake inhibitor, used in treating depression etc.
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:23pm Gutter Helmet:

Wasn't she the smart one? The one who intimidated Andy? Hand me down that can o'beans.
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:23pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Isnt that a Simpspns reference, Paint Your Wagon?
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:24pm glenn:

right. thank you.
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:24pm Listener Dave From Seattle:

I became an organ donor when I got my motorcycle license.
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:24pm alberto:

when i went to go see dick dale play i got the opportunity to meet him but i didn't have anything for him to autograph. so i asked him to be the witness to my organ donation on my kansas driver's license. he said he's never been asked that before and proceeded to sign the entire backside of my license.
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:24pm Maraton Man:

Ken is right, though. Dentists, too.
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:25pm Satan:

I like that idea.
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:26pm Vision-Impaired Guy:

Sweetie, what nice eyes you have!

Can you pass them on to me? Like now.
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:26pm kat330:

@Aaron -- I believe Andy is referencing the original source material, which is a stage and film musical.
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:27pm glenn:

and a good one, at that. better than oklahoma, i think.
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:28pm glenn:

although the idea of a musical western is pretty bloody absurd, if you ask me.
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:29pm Paint Your Wagon (1969 movie):

Clint Eastwood sang like a moose. Totally camp.
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:30pm glenn:

not like, you know, fiddler on the roof. a musical set in the shtetl. completely believable.
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:30pm Danne D:

I love that they allow comments on these encores.

It's always possible that I've called in - though I'm not sure that I did.
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:30pm The Real Ken:

Hi everybody.
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:30pm Danne D:

Still wish they'd find the "20 Questions" episode
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:31pm Paint Your Wagon (1969 movie):

Sometimes aesthetic sensibilities have been indirectly impugned.
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:31pm Listener Dave From Seattle:

Should we pretend that we are commenting on the original show instead of on the repeat?
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:31pm Danne D:

awesome! Love the "Andy you are my favorite" calls - followed by the immediate hang-up.

Hi Real Ken.
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:31pm Marmalade Kitty:

Hilarious ******* show tonight!!!!!!
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:31pm Real Robert:

Hi, Real Ken.
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:32pm Danne D:

The only thing that sucks about this archive:

no Aaron in Minneapolis call.
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:32pm Paint Your Wagon (1969 movie):

Obviously 1999 Andy thinks it's totally camp. Listen to him.
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:32pm kat330:

I'm 100% behind Andy on this topic, btw, offering up all organs on my license. Taking a poll here, who else here sides with Andy, and who with Ken?
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:33pm Danne D:

alberto has about the most bad-ass autograph story ever
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:34pm Frank N. Stein:

I'm with Andy.
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:34pm Organ Donation Issue:

Ken should consider that g-d wants us to make the world a little better where possible. Is Ken secretly Hasidic?
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:34pm Ken:

I am now an organ donor, by the way. But I agree with the points that Ken from the past makes here. I would hate for an asshole to get my liver.
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:35pm Record Fair Guy:

This is a great show :)

"Tells us your sexual proclivities, tell us if you're an organ donor... and what organs... but don't tell us you phone number!"
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:35pm glenn:

ontario gives you the options of organ donation to others, organ donation for research, or whole body donation for research.
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:35pm Real Robert:

What if a liv-er got your asshole? Get it? Liv-er?
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:35pm Frank N. Stein:

I'm all for recycling. My brain.
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:35pm Ken:

Ontario sounds like a civilized place.
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:36pm other david:

oops
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:36pm kat330:

Drum roll @ Glenn: So which one have you ticked?
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:36pm glenn:

i went for whole body donation. also, makes the cost of funerals a lot less.
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:37pm Danne D:

I think Ken should work on getting the law modified to include a "non-asshole" checkbox.
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:37pm Ontario Funeral Directors:

Drat, foiled again!
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:38pm Ontario Funeral Directors:

@Danne: But they haven't perfected the asshole transplant yet.
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:38pm kat330:

Yeah, George Lopez' wife could have used a checkbox.
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:40pm Dr. Lecter:

I'll take George Lopez' liver. With fava beans.
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:41pm Real Robert:

Which part of your head got hit? I want to know so next week we can determine what the defect is.

Aw, that was mean on my part. Too early. I'll save that for next week.

Oops!
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:41pm Ontario Funeral Directors:

Brutal, Kat. But hilarious.
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:42pm glenn:

don't forget the nice chianti. although i prefer baco noir.
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:42pm Ken:

I landed on my face, since you ask.
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:42pm Concussion Test:

Who's the president?

What day of the week is it?

Follow my finger with your eyes while I move it.
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:43pm Real Robert:

So, frontal lobe. Or contre coup, occipital area. Or both.
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:43pm kat330:

No MAS y MAS this week. There's a wide range between a hostile playlist and a mutual admiration society, and this week's proves it. Mutual Respect Society.. :}
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:44pm glenn:

wow. sucks to be mickey mantle.
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:44pm Concussion Test:

I love you, Kat.
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:45pm glenn:

i think i do, too.
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:46pm Real Robert:

If your frontal lobe is fercocked, that would impair your judgment about which records to play. If your occipital lobe is fercocked, that could mean you wouldn't be able to see which records you play. Which means really no loss either way. Whew!
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:46pm Dr. Lecter:

Why, hello, Glenn. As your mother tells you, and my mother certainly told me, it is important to always to try new things.
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:47pm Concussion Test:

@Dr. Lecter: This show is Ken and Andy, not Ken and Hanny.
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:48pm Danne D:

Plus, I thought Shut Up Weirdo was the show that usually ends up with cannibalism stories.
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:48pm glenn:

(frantically looking around for an escape route). thanks dude. it sucks about that whole face cage thingy, by the way.
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:48pm kat330:

@Concussion Test. Curses, foiled again. Can we have a checkbox for assholes on the playlist?
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:49pm 7SD vs. SUW:

Is Ken likewise scared of toilet plungers?
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:49pm Danne D:

so is this guy really a friend of alberto's or did he just get into a time machine, rip off this comments board, and then go back in time?
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:49pm alberto:

holy shit! that's my friend kent!!! just realized this is a rerun! haha!!!!
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:49pm Ken:

The ER at Newton Memorial Hospital is the best, by the way.
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:50pm Concussion Test:

@Kat: Wouldn't it be redundant to have to check all the boxes?
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:50pm glenn:

we'd probably be better off with a checklist for non assholes.
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:51pm Ken:

I have a checkbox for the assholes, dont you worry 'bout that none.
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:51pm Real Robert:

I have friends in Newton who should be glad to know that, Ken. Thanks for sacrificing yourself for them to learn that.
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:51pm alberto:

@danne d, i feel really wierd now...
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:52pm Concussion Test:

There are distinct checkboxes for assholes who don't know where the line is, and for assholes who kinda know where the line is.
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:53pm Real Robert:

If you wound up at Newton, were you following wakes on the Delaware? Paulinkill Reservoir? Or an 18 wheeler's wake while on your bike on Route 80?
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:54pm Ken:

Real Robert, sounds like you dont know what wakeboarding is.
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:54pm glenn:

i saw a documentary about willie nelson in which he describes how he met one of his wives because she came up to him in the post concert autograph line and asked him to sign her tits.
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:55pm Concussion Test:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wakeboarding
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:55pm Real Robert:

I don't think I heard of it until this morning when we got the scary news. So I'm just imagning you're on a surfboard trying to stay in a water wake formed by a boat.
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:57pm The Hutterites:

@glenn
And what is wrong wit dat? We here are proud of the bosoms Got has given us!
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:57pm kat330:

Ken, where can we see / hear the whole story? Sounds truly awful...
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:57pm Ken:

Nope, it's like snowboarding or skateboarding, but behind a vote: http://youtu.be/0lpBOZWypbQ
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:58pm Ken:

and by vote, of course i mean voat
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:59pm glenn:

oh, i'm all in favour of tits. it just seems like a rather flimsy reason to get married.
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:59pm Robert:

Ken, you're scaring us with the imitation aphasia. We know you're good at acting impaired.
  Wed. 7/20/11 6:59pm Concussion Test:

Many marriages have happened for worse reasons than tits.
  Wed. 7/20/11 7:01pm Gutter Helmet:

Oh, I get it. He was behind a goat. Thanks Robert!
  Wed. 7/20/11 7:01pm glenn:

you don't have to tell me. i almost married a ripper, way back when. it would have been a disaster.
  Wed. 7/20/11 7:02pm kat330:

You guys gave great playlist tonight. Gracias!
  Wed. 7/20/11 7:02pm The Hutterites:

Singing prowess is a virtue as well. Copyrights apply, no?
  Wed. 7/20/11 7:02pm Robert:

OMG, just saw the video. It's CROSSING the wake wave like only the toughest water skiers would do on skis!
  Wed. 7/20/11 7:03pm Dr. Lecter:

Glenn. You should have married a ripper.
  Wed. 7/20/11 7:04pm Robert:

Oh, good. Seriously, you sound good.
  Wed. 7/20/11 7:10pm EVERYONE, I'm sure:

Best wishes to Hank, Harry, Daisy, and their Daredevil Daddy, bruised face and all. We love you.
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