Favoriting Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from May 25, 2011 Favoriting

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The program formerly known as Dinner at Andy's, The Fuzzy Glove Hour, Whores, and The Happiness Hut. Ken and Andy, also known as The Enema Boys, further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards on a weekly basis. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)

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Listener comments!

  6:01pm
hopey:

Call, comment or both?
  6:02pm
MISTER JOHNNY:

Hello?
  6:02pm
PMD:

OK, so where's everyone?
  6:02pm
Danne D:

will try and do both
  6:02pm
PMD:

both
  6:02pm
Danne D:

stuck in an open area at work b/c no ac in my office that works
  6:04pm
Spike:

I'm on the phone.
  6:05pm
MISTER JOHNNY:

What's up, Danne D!!!
  6:05pm
PMD:

Get on the phone!
  6:05pm
MISTER JOHNNY:

Has this failed yet?
  6:06pm
jaycjay:

I'm connected.
  6:06pm
Danne D:

Mister Johnny! I'm on the call. It's chaos.

I'd love to see Ken and Andy lead these folks in a scary chant in unison
  6:06pm
PMD:

It's failing... cannot communicate
  6:06pm
CJ:

I'm here in the cacophony
  6:06pm
Becky in SoCal:

this is bonkers.
  6:06pm
-max-:

They could do a rousing rendition of "row, row, row your boat"...
  6:07pm
t.quirk:

its escary in there.
  6:07pm
Dr. Cam:

this is amazing.
  6:07pm
Nick trhe Bard:

So, what, is there a topic or it just a mishmash free fpor all clusterfiretruck?
  6:07pm
CJ:

I vote for 99 bottles of beer on the wall
  6:08pm
MISTER JOHNNY:

Alexander Graham Bell is spinning in his grave.
  6:08pm
lz:

Trainwreck!
  6:09pm
MISTER JOHNNY:

More cowbell!!!
  6:09pm
Generic Caller:

Can't believe I bothered to get through.
  6:10pm
lz:

This is going to be the LONGEST show ever.
  6:10pm
MISTER JOHNNY:

What, no vuvuzellas???
  6:10pm
northguineahills:

this is awesome!!!!
  6:10pm
Danne D:

about a 14 second lag or so between talking on line and hearing it on the web stream
  6:10pm
Danne D:

EXCELLENT IDEA MISTER JOHNNY!!!!
  6:10pm
pat:

wow this call is nuts
  6:11pm
PMD:

I can't do this anymore!
  6:11pm
Aharon:

The conference call line is melting my brain.
  6:11pm
Nick the Bard:

I'm in the phone room, and I'm sitting here doing nothing. Just like any party I go to. Lovely.
  6:11pm
MISTER JOHNNY:

14 Second Delay.

I love it.
  6:11pm
Generic Caller:

This is a call? It's a noisefuck.
  6:11pm
Danne D:

Hey Aharon, you wanna negotiate a trade on the conference call?
  6:11pm
CJ:

this is what hell is going to be like
  6:11pm
lz:

I am afraid to call and catch an STD.
  6:12pm
Generic Caller:

14 Second Delay. Twice As Nice.
  6:12pm
Aharon:

You know I do!
  6:12pm
t.quirk:

New topic. Andy, this is your chance to hang up on 99 people at once. Do it.
  6:13pm
Generic Caller:

Herding cats is not part of Andy's skillset.
  6:13pm
MISTER JOHNNY:

Why don't they sing "I'd like to buy the World a Coke?"
  6:14pm
deaf:

oh god
  6:14pm
Danne D:

that toneless whistling is me
  6:14pm
Generic Caller:

or, "All in all I'm just another brick in the wall of sound"
  6:14pm
Aharon:

Danne, won't you join me in a "USA, USA" chant?
  6:14pm
MISTER JOHNNY:

Speak up, Spike - we can't hear you.
  6:15pm
Fredericks:

Where's the organ player?
  6:15pm
trish:

How about an audio version of the wave?
  6:15pm
PMD:

I want to join with SOMEONE saying SOMETHING - I don't want to just be a noise.
  6:15pm
Producer Laura:

I'm on the call and can't hear Ken & Andy at all--is it just me?
  6:15pm
jaycjay:

Now that toneless whistling is both of us.
  6:15pm
hopey:

I'm just listening quietly. As usual.
  6:15pm
hopey:

I'm just listening quietly. As usual.
  6:15pm
t.quirk:

Control your minions.
  6:16pm
Bryan:

I would like to request a written transcript of this week's show.
  6:16pm
pat:

i can hear giberish and thats all.
  6:16pm
PMD:

why should we be quiet?
  6:16pm
Nick the Bard:

Give me the 100 dollars!!I deserve it the most!
  6:16pm
MISTER JOHNNY:

Hey - 99 callers - turn down your radios!!!
  6:17pm
trish:

Is there a recording in there ?
  6:17pm
deaf:

turn down ur radios
  6:17pm
northguineahills:

What Bryan said!
  6:17pm
PMD:

Tell us how many people on the phone!
  6:18pm
PMD:

I"m #3
  6:18pm
J J:

I think I hear Don Tulius and Joel Clark.
  6:18pm
MISTER JOHNNY:

I'm SPARTACUS!!!
  6:18pm
Danne D:

#4
  6:18pm
deaf:

that spaceship noise is making it ten times worse
  6:18pm
Generic Caller:

I've heard recorded cacophony like this on some FMU shows. No names, though. :-P
  6:18pm
Jillian:

Is this the zombie apocalypse I've been hearing about?
  6:19pm
Danne D:

whistling rocky and bullwinkle right now
  6:19pm
PMD:

no, we cannot talk to each other. when there were 4 people we could
  6:19pm
hamburger / london:

who wants to play marco polo?
  6:19pm
Nick the Bard:

I'm not Rapaport.
  6:19pm
drewo:

99 bottles of beer would be a good sing-along
  6:19pm
Brass Knuckles:

If the hosts would shut up maybe I could enjoy listening to this thing.
  6:19pm
deaf:

i agree with drewo
  6:19pm
Danne D:

cool - I can hear my bullwinkle whistling in the background! :D
  6:20pm
PMD:

I can only make out Ken and Andy's voice on the call because I hear it on the radio first
  6:20pm
?:

This is one of the coolest things ever. I hope a recording of this is made available without the voiceover.
  6:20pm
Danne D:

let's see if i can hear my pmd shout out
  6:20pm
Generic Caller:

This is the wailng and gnashing of teeth of the
"left behind"
  6:20pm
Mike McKenzie:

I wonder if FRANGRY is wearing her bikini right now?
  6:20pm
dc pat fc:

The delay is killing you guys
  6:20pm
Danne D:

Hmm, what if I put the phone up to my headphones....
  6:20pm
?:

Number 9, number 9, number 9...
  6:20pm
PMD:

I hear block that kick! And I hear row row row
  6:20pm
lz:

People are playing the show over the phone because there is no way to listen to Ken and Andy through the noise in the conference room!
  6:21pm
Jack:

Radio!
  6:21pm
Generic Caller:

The advice for this episode should be "Find anything in this show that is NOT a fatal flaw."
  6:22pm
666:

A cat is dying
  6:22pm
trish:

I hear a shitty recording in the room.
  6:22pm
Mike McKenzie:

If only we had gotten RAPTURED last Saturday - we wouldn't have to endure this horror.
  6:23pm
hopey:

I can't listen to the radio app and be on the call at the same time. Ah, well.
  6:24pm
Generic Caller:

Last person to change the station or turn the sound down gets the wine.
  6:24pm
PMD:

I may need to go to another location so I can yell and be heard at least once.
  6:25pm
Nick the Bard:

I'm actually screaming into the phone and I can't hear it on the radio. Crazyness.
  6:25pm
John McCabe in L.A.:

try everyone muting
  6:26pm
Danne D:

ooh I just heard my HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO like lloyd lindsay young
  6:26pm
lorenzo:

Someone is playing a melodica.
  6:26pm
MISTER JOHNNY:

Tontine - or Pyramid Scheme?
Andy, you're just a half-assed Bernie Madoff.
  6:27pm
Producer Laura:

Keep screaming, Nick!
  6:28pm
MISTER JOHNNY:

Someone call the Internet Police - for Christ's sake!
  6:28pm
hopey:

Is this worse than the meeting conference call from a couple of weeks ago?
  6:29pm
PMD:

can you hang up and make everyone call back?
  6:29pm
PMD:

can you hang up and make everyone call back?
  6:29pm
Producer Laura:

Hahaahahhaah I think I heard Nick screaming finally.
  6:29pm
jaycjay:

It's a lot like the meeting conference call I had for work a couple of weeks ago.
  6:30pm
Generic Caller:

This puts anyone's found-sound talkover loop to shame.
  6:30pm
hopey:

I heard a long scream.
  6:30pm
Nick the Bard:

If all the dumb people have to leave the confrence room, would'n't Andy have to leave the studio?
  6:31pm
Generic Caller:

This is the high-tech equivalent of the Black Hole of Calcutta.
  6:31pm
Julie:

I just got here, WTF? How may people on so far?
  6:31pm
Danne D:

no kidding jaycjay - we had one where they were rolling out a new head of our nationwide organization and there was one person who kept saying HELLLLLLLLLLLLO over and over again - it was funnier than this though.
  6:31pm
Meghan:

This explains why it is only certain people who are allowed on the air......
  6:32pm
hopey:

I think I just heard Nick the Bard?
  6:32pm
Listener zero:

RERUN THE COIN TOSSING SHOW PLEASE
  6:32pm
Producer Laura:

Hi Julie! We have no way to tell how many people are on the call, sadly.
  6:32pm
PMD:

Ken, whatcha doing in SF? Wave as you fly into SFO
  6:32pm
Danne D:

Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa we're halfway there!!!!!!!!!!!!
  6:32pm
Burt's Bee:

Train + wreck = ?
  6:33pm
paat:

i'm listening to both the call and show.
  6:33pm
Danne D:

Whhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! Living on a prayer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  6:33pm
Julie:

What are you hearing on your phone?
  6:33pm
Meghan:

it kinda makes me want to bang my head on the wall
  6:33pm
PMD:

WFMU plays by no rules. Neither do its listeners.
@ paat me too. Though, my phone headset is on the desk. I can't take it.
  6:34pm
Julie:

Can we all sing a chorus of the Kinks "party line?"
  6:34pm
Julie:

@Meghan are you on the phone?
  6:34pm
MISTER JOHNNY:

Ken should hold him down and pierce Andy's other nipple.
  6:34pm
paat:

alright i cant take it the call anymore. i might rejoin later. and put the phone up to my speakers.
  6:36pm
Nick the Bard:

OK, I think it's circulating who's getting the loudest in the room.
  6:36pm
Burt's Bee:

The mopiness of REM vs. Bruce Springsteen? I think even Ken has lost the will to live tonight.
  6:37pm
MISTER JOHNNY:

I think it's long past time to euthanize this episode.
  6:37pm
Meghan:

Zoey sounds like the kid from Poltergeist stuck in the tv..... freaking creepy
  6:37pm
Burt's Bee:

Where is Dr. Remulak when you need him?
  6:38pm
Meghan:

No I am not Julie..... it's freaking me out
  6:38pm
marq:

trying to call for zoe. ringing
  6:38pm
Radio Announcer:

and it... it's a terrific crash, ladies and gentlemen. It's smoke, and it's in flames now, and the frame is crashing to the ground, not quite to the mooring mast. Oh, the humanity! And all the passengers screaming around here. I told you; it—I can't even talk to people, their friends are out there! Ah! It's... it... it's a... ah! I... I can't talk, ladies and gentlemen. Honest: it's just laying there, mass of smoking wreckage. Ah! And everybody can hardly breathe and talk and the screaming. Lady, I... I... I'm sorry. Honest: I... I can hardly breathe. I... I'm going to step inside, where I cannot see it.
  6:38pm
Julie:

How about Mr Chin?
  6:38pm
Danne D:

Woohoo :) I was on the radio :)
  6:39pm
Danne D:

And I really am impressed that they have 100 listeners. I'm on the call but I'm being silent....thus hogging a space that an obnoxious person would have :)
  6:39pm
PMD:

Ah Danne - now I know your real voice!
  6:39pm
Danne D:

Andy has taken on the air of someone who is interviewing disaster victims.
  6:39pm
jaycjay:

When I heard "it's like a conference call I was on last week" I thought the radio was broadcasting my thoughts.
  6:40pm
Danne D:

Is that Ken's daughter (or Andy's daughter) saying daddy daddy daddy over and over again :) If so we hear ya.
  6:40pm
paat:

wooo i got though
  6:41pm
Meghan:

yeah hang up saying the horror about Boston!
  6:41pm
Julie:

I am surprised that many people will call, but they don't know how many, right?
  6:41pm
Danne D:

MC CABE!!!!
  6:41pm
paat:

this has to be 7secdelays finest hour!
  6:42pm
Danne D:

I remember when they gave out Andy's cell number and I texted "welccome to hell, Andy" to him - well I have to say that this is like the 8th circle of said hell
  6:42pm
Danne D:

This really is an epic show. 5 years from now when Andy finally has a job again and is missing a show this is the first rerun they should air.
  6:42pm
MISTER JOHNNY:

"MC CABE?"

Is that like "MC Hammer?"
  6:42pm
cosmic matrix:

DJs just be quiet for a while so we can enjoy the sounds
  6:43pm
Burt's Bee:

If by finest hour you mean worst of the worst....
  6:43pm
Danne D:

I wonder what this show would sound on 33 RPM instead of the 78 RPM it seems to be like.
  6:43pm
Producer Laura:

I love the dude just groaning "heeeeeey" in the background every once in awhile. It kind of sounds like a loop.
  6:43pm
Danne D:

Jethro Tull got through!
  6:44pm
marq:

still trying to get through. zoe is chomping
  6:44pm
Burt's Bee:

More sea shanties!
  6:44pm
John McCabe in L.A.:

its the rapture
  6:44pm
cosmic matrix:

thanks that was good
  6:45pm
Burt's Bee:

I could post more if I knew how to add.
  6:45pm
Danne D:

If someone says let him have it chris! this will be just like aerial view :)
  6:45pm
Generic Caller:

@Danne: Epic show, as in EPIC FAIL
  6:45pm
t.quirk:

The call room changes you.
  6:45pm
Rev. Camping:

I sincerely thank you for making me look competent.
  6:46pm
Julie:

Oh good god this is unpleasant...it's like being just about anywhere in Manhattan
  6:46pm
Danne D:

whoa the conference called me back (or more likely my cell phone just did something weird). Still being quiet...
  6:46pm
Burt's Bee:

If only we could make an amusing anecdote about this that we could send in to the Metropolitan Diary!
  6:47pm
Nick the Bard:

And as usual I get hung up on...
  6:47pm
Danne D:

@Generic Caller: The Greatest Failure is still the greatest something :)
  6:47pm
MISTER JOHNNY:

Everyone chant:

LOVE THE SHOW - CAN'T BELIEVE I GOT THROUGH!!!
  6:48pm
Danne D:

This show is so bad that Ken is actually bring up Nazi stories to cheer things up.
  6:48pm
Burt's Bee:

CAN'T BELIEVE I USED TO LOVE THE SHOW!!!
  6:48pm
Ange:

ken and andy - don't worry! today's show is way scarier than the recent tornado warnings in my area!
  6:48pm
Danne D:

okay everyone get ready for the big finishing number!
  6:49pm
Nazis:

We shoulda done this to the Jews. Much deadlier than Zyklon gas.
  6:49pm
Mr.Donut:

Mengele went to Brazil.
  6:49pm
Meghan:

I love that they have made it white noise in the background and you can't really hear anyone. it's great!
  6:50pm
Danne D:

This woulda gotten Noriega outta that compound way faster than the rock and roll they played.
  6:50pm
Mr.Donut:

I met his niece. No kidding.
  6:50pm
Burt's Bee:

Ken is interested in Nazi UFO stories? Oh, and he thought this show concept was a good idea too? Explains a lot.
  6:50pm
Davin:

That was a Doctor Who episode, "Aliens of London". Fake aliens crash land in the Thames who are medically modified pigs.
  6:50pm
Doctor Mengle:

Hey - it was worth a shot!

Don't be a hater, Andy.
  6:50pm
Mr.Donut:

Nice thing to find about your jolly old uncle, eh?
  6:51pm
HCCC:

Someone record the conference call! This is like the best free jazz ever.
  6:51pm
PMD:

I had to get out.
  6:51pm
Mengele:

Learn to spell your name, doctor.
  6:51pm
Jillian:

They make medications for this, you know.
  6:51pm
Marmalade Kitty:

Is Kenny G directing this show?
  6:51pm
Burt's Bee:

Doesn't the conference call sound like snippets from 'Do Or DIY' ?
  6:52pm
Danne D:

They are just gonna suck ya back in PMD...
  6:52pm
16 hours on the Phone Amtraks Lady:

Oh hell no!
  6:52pm
Doctor Mengle:

Did you see the movie "The Alien Boys from Brazil?"
  6:52pm
Julie:

@MK if it was Kenny G's show you'd hear all the colors piped all the way up! Kenny's sorry he didn't think of this.
  6:53pm
Generic Caller:

I hung up after three minutes. I heard the droning groaning sound more than clearly enough on the radio.
  6:53pm
Julie:

are these people talking to each other? Or just yapping?
  6:54pm
Listener Eric:

I'm on the conference call, but I've been on mute and just muted the show for five minutes to watch (listen) to the Joplin, MO tornado video that Ken mentioned. Is that unethical?
  6:54pm
Danne D:

yes, Julie
  6:55pm
Doctor Mengle:

Has BUCK HENRY called into the conference call?
  6:55pm
Burt's Bee:

I think the conversation robot has been playing the melodica tonight.
  6:55pm
Generic Caller:

If Dick Cavett hears this, he will CANCEL YOUR ASSES.
  6:55pm
jaycjay:

@Mr.Donut, according to the book, there was an unaccounted-for two year period before he turned up in Brazil.
  6:56pm
HCCC:

It's nearly midnight here; I'm blasting the conference call plus the show and jamming along... Flatmate doesn't seem to understand what I'm doing.
  6:56pm
zoe:

can't get through you idiots. you ask me to call and can't get through.
  6:56pm
Burt's Bee:

Place your bets: Which guest from the UCB show is listening tonight and then canceling?
  6:57pm
Doctor Mengle:

I was chillin out on the West Coast for those missing two years.
  6:57pm
Burt's Bee:

HCCC, there's a reason people don't understand what you're doing.
  6:57pm
Danne D:

none
  6:57pm
Yoo Hoo:

ALICE vs. Andymatic Zingatron? Please?
  6:57pm
hopey:

I have actually listened to this entire show.
  6:57pm
Burt's Bee:

Yoo. Hoo.
  6:57pm
Meghan:

HA! You tell them Zoe! You tell them!
  6:58pm
Doctor Mengle:

Ya sure this is Zoe?
  6:58pm
Generic Caller:

Just when you think it couldn't get any worse, they put a kid on the air.
  7:00pm
Burt's Bee:

Out of Talent. New show name.
  7:00pm
Doctor Mengle:

Is that the MONDO theme?
  7:00pm
Robert:

Stinko show. Complete stinko. I hope Ken saved up a last minute laugh line.
  7:00pm
Danne D:

Good job everyone!!!!
  7:00pm
Danne D:

Rerun this episode!!!!
  7:00pm
Generic Caller:

LET'S END IT HERE.
  7:01pm
Burt's Bee:

"Worst SSD ever." Preach, Ken.
  7:01pm
Doctor Mengle:

It can only get better from this!!
  7:45pm
Marmalade Kitty:

:)
  9:07pm
Aaron in Minneapolis:

Put this on UBUWEB!
  1:49pm
Tim:

Classic 7SD Trainwreck! Awesome. :D
  2:04pm
Tim:

Radio dada
  5:28pm
em2:

Absolutely one for the books.
  6:43pm
Tyler:

It's Donny Wahlberg Yo!
  11:52am
woj:

best show ever. really.
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