Seven Second Delay with Ken and Andy:
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March 16, 2011: Ken's in Texas, Andy Pranks His Hotel's Front Desk and Rifles Through His Office
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| Ken and Andy |
Seven Second Delay
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Listener comments! | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:03pm
Carmichael:
Hey, I can't see you guys!? | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:03pm
MISTER JOHNNY:
Piggly Wiggly | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:03pm
nak:
wait... is this a rerun or not? old episode title but... | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:04pm
Matt from Springfield:
TIM is the pathological liar who wants nothing more than to mess Andy up? That's the black hole calling the pot black! | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:04pm
mike noble 7sd:
trainwreck in progress | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:04pm
Bad Ronald:
Tim's right.. | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:04pm
Matt from Springfield:
@nak: What if...Andy is live, and Ken is pre-recorded! | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:05pm
chris:
ALL HAIL NEW ubergruppenfuhrer TIM! All Hail the NEW REGIME!! | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:05pm
MISTER JOHNNY:
Isn't usually Andy who phones it in???? | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:05pm
Carmichael:
Ken's is live, but SxSW is pre-recorded. | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:06pm
KM:
tonight could have been a good opportunity for the SSD/Shut Up Weirdo dj exchange program. | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:06pm
MISTER JOHNNY:
Has anyone done an Andy Cohen "Downfall" parody? | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:07pm
Bad Ronald:
Sounds like Matt's right too... | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:09pm
MISTER JOHNNY:
PIGGLY WIGGLY | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:09pm
Carmichael:
Why is it so quiet at SxSW, Ken? Is Marcel Marceau doing a set? | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:11pm
mike noble 7sd:
where is frangry when we need her? | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:11pm
Maybe:
Just call the suicide hotline, and cut out the middleman at the front desk. | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:11pm
Matt from Springfield:
@Carmichael: See, Ken had the phone ring because he ran out of digital recorder space! | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:11pm
Lizardner Dave:
I thought we already had Andy's last ever prank phone call! | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:11pm
Lizardner Dave:
And he gave away Ken's actual room number! | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:12pm
Listener Julian:
I, for one, am very impressed by Andy's prank call. | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:12pm
channeling Andy, age 56:
Do you have Prince Albert in a Can? | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:13pm
Robert:
Andy was supposed to stop chewing gum on the air too. | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:13pm
mike noble 7sd:
i think i can hear a little tinge of tears in that voice | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:14pm
fullenglishbreakfast:
im down for visiting ken if any other austin listeners are willing to go | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:15pm
Robert:
All they need is to win one double-or-nothing on a $45,000 plege, and they got it made. | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:15pm
MISTER JOHNNY:
Is this like PIGGLY WIGGLY for the BEATLES? | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:15pm
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@fulle.b.: And how will you get past that worldclass Hampton Inns security. | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:16pm
Robert:
There were never more than 4 AT A TIME, so no 5th Beatle. | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:16pm
Carmichael:
Leppo! He couldn't play an instrument, but he knew how to have a good time. | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:16pm
Mal Evans:
Dirk | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:17pm
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Now Andy owes Ken for the big tip he owes that front desk guy. | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:17pm
Lizardner Dave:
Give the front desk Andy's cell phone number. | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:18pm
Carmichael:
The front desk is pre-recorded. | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:18pm
Fun Fact:
Translated from Japanese, the Beatles are: John, Paul, George, and Apple. | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:19pm
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With any luck prank calls are a jailable offense in Austin, and Andy could be extradited. | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:19pm
Murray the K:
FU Mal | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:19pm
MISTER JOHNNY:
Is ANDY the WALRUS? | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:20pm
PMD:
It's kinda cool to hear Ken whine. | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:20pm
Lizardner Dave:
Now THAT's a funny prank call. | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:21pm
Matt from Springfield:
"Only A Northern Song"? | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:22pm
Lizardner Dave:
Only a Norhtern Song | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:22pm
Cali:
Only a Northern Song! | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:22pm
nerd:
Those guys sucked at that. They made me angry. | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:22pm
MISTER JOHNNY:
Lame | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:22pm
Matt from Springfield:
YES! Callers should always consult the playlists! | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:24pm
Robert:
When I was 3 YO I learned to masturbate into a pillow, and I can confirm you do not need a hole in it. | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:24pm
Cali:
I'll be back | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:24pm
Bad Ronald:
I'll be back again | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:25pm
Matt from Springfield:
How insulting, "I'll give you a hint, it's got guitar in it"! | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:25pm
MISTER JOHNNY:
Which album? | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:25pm
lz:
Did anyone track down the video of Andy's crime confession on YouTube? | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:25pm
Brain Epstein:
Beat the Meatles! | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:26pm
Bad Ronald:
the correct title is "I'll Be Back Again"! | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:26pm
Matt from Springfield:
@lz: I haven't searched--but it has appeared on the UStream cameras they had streaming it. | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:27pm
MISTER JOHNNY:
Are you lubricated, Ken? | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:28pm
madup:
are they at ucb? i want to go and and get my free dri nk after!! | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:28pm
Jimi:
Hey, Joe! | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:28pm
Cali:
Yes it is? | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:29pm
nerd:
Yes It Is. | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:29pm
Bad Ronald:
Yes it is | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:29pm
Matt from Springfield:
Yes, It Is. Actually Andy, the demo is better than this B-side. | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:29pm
BW:
Yes it is! | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:30pm
MISTER JOHNNY:
No, It's Not | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:30pm
Cali:
That version is from one of the Anthologies | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:31pm
BW:
Gum! | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:31pm
BW:
Gum! | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:31pm
Matt from Springfield:
The demo is just John singing and acoustic guitar. Kind of sparse lyrically, but it sounded pleasant. The three part harmony on the B-side (which they played) tried to recreate "This Boy" and failed. | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:32pm
madup:
I keed! | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:33pm
It's love-leeee:
http://www.habitatsuites.com/suites.htm | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:35pm
madup:
i thought andy gave up prank calls? | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:36pm
Alternate Episode Title:
Austin City Outer Limits. | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:36pm
The Who:
Like we gave up "Final Tours". | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:36pm
Matt from Springfield:
Those Habitat Suites have a lovely brick wall pool...good place to be naked in public I think... | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:37pm
bw:
ken - I gotta make dinner rezervation - you bringing anyone? and you wil put your clothes back on? | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:37pm
Matt from Springfield:
"Everybody's Trying To Be My Baby"? | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:37pm
madup:
(wow, me prev. post shows my institutional knowledge of SSD. So sad) | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:37pm
Cali:
Everyones trying to be my baby | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:37pm
Robert:
I thought Ken was making a statement about himself: "I'm down." | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:38pm
Matt from Springfield:
@Robert: It's almost as raucous as Ken being down! | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:38pm
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from the hotel website just given, policy notice: "fees will be assessed to anyone who violates our policies" | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:39pm
Matt from Springfield:
(201) 404-???? That's part of the answer! Everybody dial 10,000 numbers starting with 404-0000, we'll find Andy sure 'nuff! | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:39pm
whoa:
Andy sounds way different on the cell phone! | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:40pm
whoa:
Slightly disturbed by Andy's breathlessness. | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:41pm
PMD:
Boy, this is great radio | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:41pm
MISTER JOHNNY:
ANDY'S huffing and puffing like Darth Vader. | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:42pm
Listener Julian:
This show is glorious. | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:42pm
Andy's Heart:
Exercise and a good diet? NOT. | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:42pm
MISTER JOHNNY:
Where's the safe? | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:43pm
Ken's Stash:
SHIT, HE'S GONNA FREAKIN FIND US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:43pm
Robert:
You wouldn't trust a single eyeglass prescription on porn, would you? | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:44pm
MISTER JOHNNY:
Is that part of the PIGGLY WIGGLY GAME? | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:44pm
Robert:
All out warfare is so much better than the Wheel of Atrocities. | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:44pm
Andy's Dump on the UTubes:
Tons of shits! I means, tons of hits! | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:46pm
Knob:
Turn its! Turn its! | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:47pm
Robert:
It's a trap, Ken, don't fall for it! | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:49pm
HA!:
That's what Ken gets for daring Andy. An emergency password change during the show, before a listener logs in and changes it to get control. | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:49pm
Matt from Springfield:
Dear God! She's a teen--that's Statutory Tickling! | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:52pm
Another Alternate Episode Title:
Nipple Piercing Revenge | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:52pm
Robert:
The last time I laughed this hard at ssomething on the radio was last night at an ad that asked, "Do you wake up to urinate?" I thought, "No, I sleep right thru it." | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:53pm
Cali:
Don't let me down | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:53pm
Listener Julian:
Yeah, I did think Andy took his Wheel of Fate punishments uncannily complacently. | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:53pm
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@Robert: You're a pisser! | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:54pm
Matt from Springfield:
Oh, so NOW Andy demonstrates actual Beatles knowledge instead of playing dumb! | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:57pm
m2m:
ODD FUTURE | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:57pm
Matt from Springfield:
Zion and the Grouch IS early Andy Breckman! Because he is Zion, AND the Grouch! | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:57pm
Robert:
Does that work like Actor's Equity showcases, i.e. it's for less than scale? | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 6:58pm
Matt from Springfield:
Thanks Ken and Andy, this was one of the funniest 7SDs this year! Good night everyone! | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 7:58pm
KM:
the archive was up rather quick. I guess no one took time to edit out ken shouting andy's address. who knew he was neighbours with sonic the hedgehog? | |
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Wed. 3/16/11 8:08pm
The Unknown Pranker:
OK, I have to admit it, I called the hotel and pranked them about a naked man outside Ken's room, you can hear the phone call from the front desk to to Ken's room at 33:00. This was not Andy's doing...it was mine... | |
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Thu. 3/17/11 2:08am
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You made them think Ken is a weird perv. So unfair! /sarcasm | |
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