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Options March 16, 2011: Ken's in Texas, Andy Pranks His Hotel's Front Desk and Rifles Through His Office

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Listener comments!

  6:03pm Carmichael:

Hey, I can't see you guys!?
  6:03pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Piggly Wiggly
  6:03pm nak:

wait... is this a rerun or not? old episode title but...
  6:04pm Matt from Springfield:

TIM is the pathological liar who wants nothing more than to mess Andy up? That's the black hole calling the pot black!
  6:04pm mike noble 7sd:

trainwreck in progress
  6:04pm Bad Ronald:

Tim's right..
  6:04pm Matt from Springfield:

@nak: What if...Andy is live, and Ken is pre-recorded!
  6:05pm chris:

ALL HAIL NEW ubergruppenfuhrer TIM! All Hail the NEW REGIME!!
  6:05pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Isn't usually Andy who phones it in????
  6:05pm Carmichael:

Ken's is live, but SxSW is pre-recorded.
  6:06pm KM:

tonight could have been a good opportunity for the SSD/Shut Up Weirdo dj exchange program.
  6:06pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Has anyone done an Andy Cohen "Downfall" parody?
  6:07pm Bad Ronald:

Sounds like Matt's right too...
  6:09pm MISTER JOHNNY:

PIGGLY WIGGLY
  6:09pm Carmichael:

Why is it so quiet at SxSW, Ken? Is Marcel Marceau doing a set?
  6:11pm mike noble 7sd:

where is frangry when we need her?
  6:11pm Maybe:

Just call the suicide hotline, and cut out the middleman at the front desk.
  6:11pm Matt from Springfield:

@Carmichael: See, Ken had the phone ring because he ran out of digital recorder space!
  6:11pm Lizardner Dave:

I thought we already had Andy's last ever prank phone call!
  6:11pm Lizardner Dave:

And he gave away Ken's actual room number!
  6:12pm Listener Julian:

I, for one, am very impressed by Andy's prank call.
  6:12pm channeling Andy, age 56:

Do you have Prince Albert in a Can?
  6:13pm Robert:

Andy was supposed to stop chewing gum on the air too.
  6:13pm mike noble 7sd:

i think i can hear a little tinge of tears in that voice
  6:14pm fullenglishbreakfast:

im down for visiting ken if any other austin listeners are willing to go
  6:15pm Robert:

All they need is to win one double-or-nothing on a $45,000 plege, and they got it made.
  6:15pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Is this like PIGGLY WIGGLY for the BEATLES?
  6:15pm ?:

@fulle.b.: And how will you get past that worldclass Hampton Inns security.
  6:16pm Robert:

There were never more than 4 AT A TIME, so no 5th Beatle.
  6:16pm Carmichael:

Leppo! He couldn't play an instrument, but he knew how to have a good time.
  6:16pm Mal Evans:

Dirk
  6:17pm ?:

Now Andy owes Ken for the big tip he owes that front desk guy.
  6:17pm Lizardner Dave:

Give the front desk Andy's cell phone number.
  6:18pm Carmichael:

The front desk is pre-recorded.
  6:18pm Fun Fact:

Translated from Japanese, the Beatles are: John, Paul, George, and Apple.
  6:19pm ?:

With any luck prank calls are a jailable offense in Austin, and Andy could be extradited.
  6:19pm Murray the K:

FU Mal
  6:19pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Is ANDY the WALRUS?
  6:20pm PMD:

It's kinda cool to hear Ken whine.
  6:20pm Lizardner Dave:

Now THAT's a funny prank call.
  6:21pm Matt from Springfield:

"Only A Northern Song"?
  6:22pm Lizardner Dave:

Only a Norhtern Song
  6:22pm Cali:

Only a Northern Song!
  6:22pm nerd:

Those guys sucked at that. They made me angry.
  6:22pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Lame
  6:22pm Matt from Springfield:

YES! Callers should always consult the playlists!
  6:24pm Robert:

When I was 3 YO I learned to masturbate into a pillow, and I can confirm you do not need a hole in it.
  6:24pm Cali:

I'll be back
  6:24pm Bad Ronald:

I'll be back again
  6:25pm Matt from Springfield:

How insulting, "I'll give you a hint, it's got guitar in it"!
  6:25pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Which album?
  6:25pm lz:

Did anyone track down the video of Andy's crime confession on YouTube?
  6:25pm Brain Epstein:

Beat the Meatles!
  6:26pm Bad Ronald:

the correct title is "I'll Be Back Again"!
  6:26pm Matt from Springfield:

@lz: I haven't searched--but it has appeared on the UStream cameras they had streaming it.
  6:27pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Are you lubricated, Ken?
  6:28pm madup:

are they at ucb? i want to go and and get my free dri nk after!!
  6:28pm Jimi:

Hey, Joe!
  6:28pm Cali:

Yes it is?
  6:29pm nerd:

Yes It Is.
  6:29pm Bad Ronald:

Yes it is
  6:29pm Matt from Springfield:

Yes, It Is.
Actually Andy, the demo is better than this B-side.
  6:29pm BW:

Yes it is!
  6:30pm MISTER JOHNNY:

No, It's Not
  6:30pm Cali:

That version is from one of the Anthologies
  6:31pm BW:

Gum!
  6:31pm BW:

Gum!
  6:31pm Matt from Springfield:

The demo is just John singing and acoustic guitar. Kind of sparse lyrically, but it sounded pleasant. The three part harmony on the B-side (which they played) tried to recreate "This Boy" and failed.
  6:32pm madup:

I keed!
  6:33pm It's love-leeee:

http://www.habitatsuites.com/suites.htm
  6:35pm madup:

i thought andy gave up prank calls?
  6:36pm Alternate Episode Title:

Austin City Outer Limits.
  6:36pm The Who:

Like we gave up "Final Tours".
  6:36pm Matt from Springfield:

Those Habitat Suites have a lovely brick wall pool...good place to be naked in public I think...
  6:37pm bw:

ken - I gotta make dinner rezervation - you bringing anyone? and you wil put your clothes back on?
  6:37pm Matt from Springfield:

"Everybody's Trying To Be My Baby"?
  6:37pm madup:

(wow, me prev. post shows my institutional knowledge of SSD. So sad)
  6:37pm Cali:

Everyones trying to be my baby
  6:37pm Robert:

I thought Ken was making a statement about himself: "I'm down."
  6:38pm Matt from Springfield:

@Robert: It's almost as raucous as Ken being down!
  6:38pm ?:

from the hotel website just given, policy notice:

"fees will be assessed to anyone who violates our policies"
  6:39pm Matt from Springfield:

(201) 404-????
That's part of the answer! Everybody dial 10,000 numbers starting with 404-0000, we'll find Andy sure 'nuff!
  6:39pm whoa:

Andy sounds way different on the cell phone!
  6:40pm whoa:

Slightly disturbed by Andy's breathlessness.
  6:41pm PMD:

Boy, this is great radio
  6:41pm MISTER JOHNNY:

ANDY'S huffing and puffing like Darth Vader.
  6:42pm Listener Julian:

This show is glorious.
  6:42pm Andy's Heart:

Exercise and a good diet? NOT.
  6:42pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Where's the safe?
  6:43pm Ken's Stash:

SHIT, HE'S GONNA FREAKIN FIND US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  6:43pm Robert:

You wouldn't trust a single eyeglass prescription on porn, would you?
  6:44pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Is that part of the PIGGLY WIGGLY GAME?
  6:44pm Robert:

All out warfare is so much better than the Wheel of Atrocities.
  6:44pm Andy's Dump on the UTubes:

Tons of shits! I means, tons of hits!
  6:46pm Knob:

Turn its! Turn its!
  6:47pm Robert:

It's a trap, Ken, don't fall for it!
  6:49pm HA!:

That's what Ken gets for daring Andy. An emergency password change during the show, before a listener logs in and changes it to get control.
  6:49pm Matt from Springfield:

Dear God! She's a teen--that's Statutory Tickling!
  6:52pm Another Alternate Episode Title:

Nipple Piercing Revenge
  6:52pm Robert:

The last time I laughed this hard at ssomething on the radio was last night at an ad that asked, "Do you wake up to urinate?" I thought, "No, I sleep right thru it."
  6:53pm Cali:

Don't let me down
  6:53pm Listener Julian:

Yeah, I did think Andy took his Wheel of Fate punishments uncannily complacently.
  6:53pm ?:

@Robert: You're a pisser!
  6:54pm Matt from Springfield:

Oh, so NOW Andy demonstrates actual Beatles knowledge instead of playing dumb!
  6:57pm m2m:

ODD FUTURE
  6:57pm Matt from Springfield:

Zion and the Grouch IS early Andy Breckman! Because he is Zion, AND the Grouch!
  6:57pm Robert:

Does that work like Actor's Equity showcases, i.e. it's for less than scale?
  6:58pm Matt from Springfield:

Thanks Ken and Andy, this was one of the funniest 7SDs this year!
Good night everyone!
  7:58pm KM:

the archive was up rather quick. I guess no one took time to edit out ken shouting andy's address. who knew he was neighbours with sonic the hedgehog?
  8:08pm The Unknown Pranker:

OK, I have to admit it, I called the hotel and pranked them about a naked man outside Ken's room, you can hear the phone call from the front desk to to Ken's room at 33:00. This was not Andy's doing...it was mine...
  2:08am ?:

You made them think Ken is a weird perv.

So unfair!

/sarcasm
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