Kenny G's Hour of Pain playlist | 09.16.10 Options

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  Thu. 9/16/10 7:00pm Farts?:

Chicago's horn section isn't *that* bad.
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:01pm On-Off Button:

*click*
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:03pm Sesame Street:

This episode brought to you by the Colon.
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:04pm Bad Ronald:

Any queefs in the arsenal?
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:06pm Note:

Good thing no buildings play FMU as elevator music. That would make for some embarrassing shared rides.
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:07pm Fourth grader:

No pushing! You cheated!!!!
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:08pm Bandstand Teen:

It's got a nice beat, and I can dance to it.
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:09pm Beans:

You're welcome. I produced this.
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:10pm robatoid:

Wow!!! Someone is having an attack of gastritis!
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:10pm megabro:

I thought he said hour of FAUST. boy was I wrong
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:11pm Bad Ronald:

Woah the "The Chinese Firecracker Fart"! I commend your taste.
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:11pm Kali:

My wife and I look forward to 7 PM Thursdays, this is where the lucky one of us will end up being tied with restraints to the bed, having a leather BDSM hood put over the chosen ones head who is about to endure, close the window shades, turn the lights out ... while turning the sound up to the max for the Hour of Pain. Thursday is our day, our day to to explore the heights of aural pain as only Kenny can provide it.
Thank you Master KG!!!!
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:12pm robatoid:

For gods sake! Somebody open a window!!! Your killing me!!!
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:12pm Flatus McFarter:

OK nobody else said it, so I guess I have to... this show STINKS!
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:13pm Vocabulary Question:

What's the radio equivalent of smellivision?
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:13pm robatoid:

That's sound like me after my breackfast at mc donalds:)
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:13pm Ben Franklin:

Fart proudly.
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:13pm Flatus McFarter:

ummm... how about "smell"?
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:14pm McDonalds:

Adding CO2 to the world since 1954
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:14pm robatoid:

This is actually god for me! I'm on the bowl moving my bowels right now:)
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:15pm James Joyce:

At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out
through your lips and if I gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual,
fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse
full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big
fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of
tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole.

It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one
out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could
pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish
noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It
is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun
in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her
farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:16pm Flatus McFarter:

...can't wait to download this in the archives
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:16pm Nora:

I missed those 1909 letters when I burned the other vile ones.
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:17pm Flatus McFarter:

did someone mention a horn section earlier?
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:17pm Whoopee Cushion:

I just don't get no respect!
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:17pm robatoid:

Ahhhhhhhh:) I'm tempted to say that:)
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:18pm Beavis:

hehehehehe He said "down load" hehehehe
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:19pm Rodney Dangerfield:

Woah, did somebody step on a duck?
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:19pm gas master f:

My butt is singing along as we speak
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:20pm Flatus McFarter:

I can't tell if these farts are all different, like snowflakes, or have we revisited some already?
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:21pm gas master f:

My doctor would say too much eggs and potatoes in your diet!
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:22pm Flatus McFarter:

It's the warm ones you have to really watch out for...
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:22pm gas master f:

Open a window somebody!!! I don't care if hurricane Earl is outside!!!
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:22pm Flatus McFarter:

By the way... why are we all listening to this?
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:23pm ID:

Whose are these? Collected by one person? Or voluntarily contributed by various people till Kenny reached (dare I say) a critical mass?
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:23pm Deaf Guy:

Lovin the show!
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:23pm Flatus McFarter:

They sound synthetic to me...
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:23pm gas master f:

Gastritis! Of a 54 year old adult male with hemorrhoids
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:24pm Le Pétomane:

You shall hear from my attorneys Monsieur G!
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:25pm gas master f:

Somebody call in a case of preparation H!!!
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:25pm Pathologist:

Poor bastard died of a massive fart attack.
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:25pm Jack:

It's Art with an "F"!
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:26pm gas master f:

After that much discharge! Get ready to have your busted piles sewed up!!!
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:26pm gasfromthepast:

needs some delay.
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:27pm Jack:

Anal Magic!
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:27pm Critic:

The dialogue is a little simplistic.
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:27pm Jack:

Best Show EVER!!
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:28pm gas master f:

No! no! that's anal torture!
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:28pm Jack:

Kenny, stop holding back; you'll rupture yourself.
Let it go!
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:29pm gas master f:

I'm my dad was around he would say "I'm gonna shove a cork up your butt"
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:29pm Honestly:

Those wet ones are scary.
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:30pm Jack:

What's that smell?
Kenny G!
What's that smell?
Kenny G!
What's that smell?
Kenny G!
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:30pm gas master f:

Could you aim those farts at the wind turbine! We could light up San francisco!
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:31pm Wow:

That sounded more like a lawn trimmer!
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:31pm gas master f:

For a year!!!
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:32pm New Show Title:

Kenny G's Hour of Poot
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:32pm gas master f:

Ohhh that was a bad one! Time for a Chang of underwear!
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:33pm Jack:

Definitely downloading the archive of this show...
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:34pm Radio Historian:

This is not quite a black mark, but definitely a skid mark on the history of the radio medium.
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:35pm gas master f:

Kenny g's hour of bleeding hemmroids!
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:39pm Speech Therapy:

Can someone stutter-fart? Did I just hear one?
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:39pm gas master f:

Kenny g is going to be on opera saying "the doctor sewed my butt closed. As a matter of public health"
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:39pm Jack:

Can you dedicate the next one to my girlfriend?
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:39pm Bad Ronald:

Kenny, if you're taking requests I'd like to hear the "The Hic-Hachoo-Fart Fart" please. Thank you.
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:40pm Jack:

Pull my finger!!!
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:40pm Austin powers:

Yeah baby yeah!! IRS fartadelic man!!!
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:41pm Jack:

We've been farting along with Kenny G. It's shows like this that bring the family closer together.
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:41pm Dogs:

We can hear the silent but deadly ones in between the ones you humans can hear.
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:43pm gas master F:

For gods sake man get a COLONIC
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:45pm gas master F:

Well that one pair of pants they are going to have to call on the nuclear emergency team with the rad suits!
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:45pm Guy in Tux:

When's the intermission? I need a smoke.
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:45pm Rob Reiner's mom:

I'll have what she's having.
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:46pm Beans:

You called?
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:46pm Jack:

For God's sake, man, don't light that match!!!
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:46pm gas master F:

A prisoner on death row would rather take the electric chair then to handel those pants!!!
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:47pm Rene Z.:

You had me at pffffft.
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:48pm Jack:

So...is it Methane or Buttane gas?
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:48pm Kenny g's butt:

Have the paramedics on standby!
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:48pm Listeners:

We are patiently waiting to hear what Kenny will have to say for himself after this DISPLAY.
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:48pm Jack:

You have to admit, it's better than Chicago Live at Carnegie Hall.
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:48pm busta rhoids:

Seriously perfect dinner music. I hope this is a four-parter.
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:49pm Prince:

This is what it sounds like when doves pie.
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:50pm Gov Christie:

Kenny all traffic has Been cleared in your area. Were ready when you are!!!
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:51pm Gov Christie:

I contributed a few to this collection.
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:51pm Jack:

You now gotta wonder what Kevin Nutt is thinking.
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:52pm dj kurt g:

this sounds extra good played alongside adam ant
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:53pm Jack:

Kenny! Post pictures!
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:53pm Mozart:

Così fart tutte!
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:54pm Gov Christie:

Sound the EAS Kenny g will be leaving the building soon. All emergency services on standby
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:54pm Perv Alert:

Two people are farting together right now, at the same time.
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:54pm Bill:

Hope you folks who really think this is great and wacky will make up for my lack of $donation$ next marathon, 'cause I ain't giving nothing if this is the kind of childish stuff you think is free-form and cutting edge. Good luck!
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:56pm Gov Christie:

I herby declare the WFMU studio a disaster area!!!
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:56pm Jack:

Thanks Bill! I'm upping my pledge now. I hope this is Kenny G.'s premium this year.
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:57pm Perv Albert:

YES!!!! AND It COUNTS!!!
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:58pm Jack:

God Bless America and free-form WFMU!
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:58pm well:

you often ask yourself "what would someone think if they tuned in right now?" well, that just happened, and i must tell you, it was glorious
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:58pm French Soldier:

Bill I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
  Thu. 9/16/10 7:59pm ?:

Interesting. When Nat Roe interviewed Justice Yeldham aka Lucas Abela! - he was concerned at Justice's phrase - 'getting their shit together!' - how it might be offensive on air if it referred to defecating! Huh
  Thu. 9/16/10 8:00pm Jack:

And God Bless You, Kenny G.!
Thanks.