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Options June 2, 2010: Radio Chat Room Revisited

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Listener comments!

  6:02pm JoeChrisMorris:

I like this song Ken - Andy Breck Man Man!

Peace out
Joe-Chris Morris
  6:03pm Ken:

Hi Andy.
  6:04pm Andy:

Hey Ken- how was your week?
  6:04pm Ken:

Great. Just got off of jury duty today.
  6:04pm JoeChrisMorris:

Oh no its automated Andy AND Ken
  6:04pm Andy:

Is this going to be a long story?
  6:05pm JoeChrisMorris:

Yes
  6:05pm Ken:

It's not automated Andy and Ken, Joe. Sheesh,
  6:05pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Long distance charges may apply.
  6:05pm Andy:

SOMEBODY OUT THERE CALL IN-
201 209 9368-
and get on the air and explain: we're doing Radio Chat Room again-
  6:06pm mario c:

how do we know they are not bots
  6:06pm Ken:

It sure is nice not having to talk.
  6:06pm PMD:

Well, I would call but I don't know what to explain?
  6:06pm Andy:

It sure is- let's let our Winged Monkeys do all the work today!@
  6:06pm Ken:

Explain that people are free to call in and speak on the air without moderation!
  6:06pm JoeChrisMorris:

Sigh
The station used to have this Sunday nights before the Music Faucet
  6:07pm Andy:

hey- can I curse on here?
  6:07pm Ken:

Oh God. Not this guy again...
  6:07pm Irwin:

There are many circles of hell. Ours has a phone number: 201-209-9368.
  6:07pm Ken:

Fuck yeah Andy!
  6:08pm Andy:

SOMEBODY give our on-air phone number out- (201) 209 9368- thanks
  6:08pm Ken:

Just nobody curse on the air!
  6:08pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Can The Rampler call in? That guy can talk.
  6:08pm Ken:

There you go!!
  6:08pm Andy:

I just realized: i could've done this show from home- what am I doing here?
  6:09pm Snapplholic:

I miss the familiar voices
  6:09pm texas scott:

i'll tell someone...what's the number again?
  6:09pm Andy:

I need somebody to call in and be my "puppet"- and say whatever I tell them to say- any volunteers?
  6:10pm Ken:

The trick is to know when you've been put on the air... like somebody is on right now and they aint saying anything!
  6:10pm Ken:

Hi Pamela - you;re on the air!
  6:10pm Mr. Puppet:

sure.
  6:10pm cantspeak:

I am using my iPhone to stream so I can't call in.
  6:10pm Ken:

You're on FIRE Pamela!!
  6:10pm Andy:

Who is this woman?
  6:11pm Ken:

It's Pamela, Andy! You know her!
  6:11pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Doesn't a light come on to indicate that the person is on the air?
  6:12pm Ken:

Speak up! You're on the air!
  6:12pm giraffe-o:

There are no jobs in the Bay Area, Pamela.
  6:12pm Ken:

Speak!!!!
  6:12pm Andy:

Do I have a puppet on the air?
  6:13pm Andy:

Puppet- say this: reefer-- fresh reefer
  6:13pm Ken:

If you will be Andy's puppet, give me your phone number here.,,,
  6:13pm Ken:

Now I need a puppet too!
  6:13pm PMD:

The problem is the 7sd...
oh, there are a few jobs. I swear.
  6:13pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Give out the international access number so listeners from overseas can call in.
  6:13pm Andy in Berlin:

This is all really Irwin, right?
  6:13pm texas scott:

BR-549.
  6:14pm PMD:

Ken, I'll be YOUR puppet!
  6:14pm Andy:

Puppet- say this:
Get your fresh reefer- fresh reefer- fresh reefer here-
who wants reefer?-- get your fresh reefer
  6:14pm Andy:

Where's my puppet?
  6:14pm Ken:

PMD, what's your number?
  6:15pm PMD:

I'm calling in!
703-964-7290
  6:15pm Ken:

PMD, do you have two phones?
  6:15pm Irwin:

Andy's out buying a batch of fresh zingers at the Evil Store.
  6:15pm PMD:

Of course, that's not my real number.
Nope, just cell. I just hung up.
  6:15pm chris:

this is awesome
  6:16pm Marshall Stacks:

I found the fatal flaw!

What do I win?
  6:16pm Bad Ronald:

Dialing now...
  6:16pm chris:

it is dead air... with live people... what a concept
  6:16pm QRDL:

So sweet of Beth to rush for the rescue
  6:17pm Andy in Berlin:

this must be some new definition of awesome that I was previously unaware of
  6:17pm a listener:

Beth is great! What'll it take to get her to rewrite Monk in its entirety from a feminist perspective?
  6:17pm Ken From Hyde Park:

The fun part about this is anticipating what the heck is going to happen next.
  6:17pm Ken:

Hey!! I need a puppet too! Who has two phone?
  6:17pm mario c:

i think that if people called and left the phone by the speakers there would be an infinite loop
  6:17pm PMD:

Wow, the phone is busy...
  6:18pm PMD:

Bad Model!
  6:18pm Andy:

I want to jazz up my Facebook page and make it hip for the kids. Does anyone have the phone number of the technical staff from Myspace?
  6:19pm Tony Shaloub:

Hey how come Andy never came up with creative ideas like this for me?
  6:19pm juanrapido:

pamela, there are jobs here. depends on what you are looking for. email me at juanrapido@yahoo.com
  6:19pm Andy:

I recently discovered that offering to refund lost minutes at the end of our listeners' lives violates my pact with Satan.
  6:19pm chris:

Andy's been working too many crime shows, or hasn't bought weed recently.
  6:19pm Mr. Puppet:

this is pure bad.
  6:19pm JoeChrisMorris:

Well that about wraps it up for 7SD
  6:20pm Tony Shaloub:

Don't listen to Andy, He uses that Satan excuse all the time
  6:20pm JoeChrisMorris:

Any eBay jobs anywhere in New Jersey/New York?

JoeChrisMorris@gmail.com
  6:20pm Ken:

Who has two phones?
  6:20pm mario c:

this is what happens when you let the masses run the show
  6:21pm Andy:

Will someone give out our on air phone no.- please- 201 209 9368
  6:21pm Andy in Berlin:

I have two lines if that's what you mean
  6:21pm Andy:

I hope someday we get a good fatwa.
  6:21pm djarnis:

midnight amusement from andy and ken.. Seven Seconds Delay.. worlds laziest radio program ?
  6:21pm Bad Model:

Wait a second - that's not how you spell Shalhoub! I smell a rat!
  6:21pm Ken:

Im putting a lot of people on the air and you're not saying anything!!
  6:22pm Lizardner Dave:

Now Irwin is recycling Andy's old FB updates. Oh well.
  6:22pm Tony Shaloub:

maybe we just don't wanna
  6:22pm Mike in Southern California:

I have a cell phone and a land line.
  6:22pm PMD:

Now it's busy again.
  6:23pm QRDL:

Ken, are you going to rename the previous "worst ever" shows in the archive?
  6:23pm Andy:

If you're ever going to be impaled, you should be on mescaline.
  6:23pm Bad Ronald:

Sorry, I thought Joyce was radio friendly...
  6:23pm Ken:

MIke, what's your phone number> I will call you off the air.
  6:23pm Mike in Southern California:

714-471-6913
  6:24pm Simon:

Watch out for puppet impersonators!
  6:24pm Andy:

When the only tool you have is a zinger, every problem looks like a joke.
  6:25pm confused:

This whole show is a masturbation emergency!
  6:25pm Andy:

My kids are straight — not that there's anything wrong with that.
  6:26pm Tony Shalhoub:

that's not what you told ME!
  6:26pm Leif Galangal:

Callers, please note: Callers cannot hear each other very easily due to technical issues (if I recall correctly). You'll have to SPEAK UP in order to talk to each other when you're together on the air.
  6:26pm PMD:

Is that really Beth??
  6:27pm Andy:

You can say I lack social grace and sensitivity, and that I'm awkward, crude, and tactless. Just don't call me gauche.
  6:27pm Tony Shalhoub:

I never said it, I just thought it
  6:27pm PMD:

there's no reason to give out the number
  6:28pm Gauche:

Don't worry Andy, I lost your number.
  6:28pm Andy:

If life was more like Seven Second Delay, no one would ever say it's too short.
  6:29pm Tony Shalhoub:

You see folks? This is what I lived with for 8 years!
  6:31pm Andy:

I didn't like Return of the Jedi. Too many muppets.
  6:31pm PMD:

I don't like hearing Beth losing the will to live.
  6:33pm Andy:

The secret to my success is getting my inner and outer dumbass on the same page.
  6:34pm Andy:

I need some help- does anyone out there have two phones?
  6:35pm PMD:

Why aren't you outsourcing to India?
  6:36pm Andy:

Does anyone have two phones? I need a puppet of my own-
  6:36pm Guy With Two Phones:

I only have 1 phone
  6:36pm John McCabe in LA:

two different lines or two phones on one line?
  6:36pm Andy:

can i PLEASE go home now?
  6:37pm John McCabe in LA:

8184454224
  6:37pm Andy:

I am either here or somewhere very interesting.
  6:38pm Ken From Hyde Park:

I had two phones, but I can't find one of them right now.
  6:39pm Guy With Two Phones:

Could I use my phone at my desk? I'm at work now.
  6:39pm Andy:

I read all about G-spots in my wife's Cosmo.
  6:41pm Ron from NJ:

I can see my contribution dollars hard at work with this show!
  6:41pm Henny Youngman:

I saw G-Spots in my wife's underwear.
  6:41pm Andy:

I don't waste time complaining. The amount of complaining that others do in a week I can do in 30 minutes.
  6:42pm Jon:

I like this program
  6:42pm Ron from NJ:

LOL
  6:42pm an inquiring mind:

What if Ken were Andy's puppet and Andy were Ken's puppet? Would there be in infinite feedback loop of inanity?
  6:42pm PMD:

I just had to go get a beer to make it though.
  6:42pm Andy:

I miss writing for Monk. I have way too much free time and mostly spend it following my wife around the house and picking on her.
  6:44pm PMD:

Ilove the background music. That's something.
  6:45pm QRDL:

Kudos to the guy not ascared of being Andy's puppet
  6:45pm Andy:

Good news: I made contact with a parallel universe. Bad news: their Seven Second Delay sucks too.
  6:46pm Jon:

I dissagree. I think it is excellent
  6:46pm Ron from NJ:

Where's Frangry??
  6:46pm dirt:

this is awesome radio
  6:47pm You can't handle the truth:

this sucks
  6:47pm Andy:

Some of my 1980s and '90s films have finally made it to YouTube! It's an honor and a privilege to be in such select company.
  6:47pm Mr. Puppet:

I'm still listening and I couldn't tell you why if you had a gun to my head.
  6:47pm Blue Öyster Cult:

Don't fear the reefer.
  6:48pm Andy:

I'm Ken's Yoko.
  6:48pm dave pavement:

There's never a dingo around when you need one.
  6:49pm Andy:

The way I roll is none of your business.
  6:49pm Ron from NJ:

Unfortunately dingos only eat babies, not puppets.
  6:49pm Andy:

After someone dies, you have to say nice things about them. Fortunately Don McLean is still alive.
  6:49pm concerned listener:

Is Andy literally draining the life out of his puppets?
  6:50pm Don McLean:

Hey! Ho! I've been zinged!
  6:50pm Robert:

Why couldn't YOU have written the conclusion to "Lost"? And things leading up to that conclusion that would've made sense, of course.
  6:50pm Andy:

I'm against abortion. If you have unwanted children, put them on Ebay.
  6:50pm Bad Ronald:

Wait a red hot seven second delay, you can talk about having one's hand up someone's ass on the air but not copulation with a flatulent lady? I call shenannegins!
  6:51pm dave pavement:

what abuot puppet dingos or governments for that matter?
  6:51pm Andy:

I can deal with gay and I can deal with bland, but I can't deal with gay and bland.
  6:54pm nick vdK:

This is like the awkward olympics
  6:54pm Don McLean:

Don't do it! Don't listen to Andy! DOn't listen to his puppet! He's evil!
  6:54pm Andy:

My wife bought me some exercise training videos. Last night we sat on the couch, held hands, chugged Heinekens, and watched them.
  6:54pm Gutter Helmet:

Ferguson is the true puppet master.
  6:55pm Lizardner Dave:

The Mohammed stuff is kind of a dead giveaway that Andy is actually "Andy", if you get my drift.
  6:55pm Andy:

Where can I buy the latest issue of Twitter? The newsstand in town doesn't carry it.
  6:56pm mohammed ali:

I am the greatest, you go to college.
  6:56pm Andy:

I'm a 26-cent stamp in a 44-cent world.
  6:57pm Evan Williams:

You put the "twit" in twitter...
  6:57pm Andy:

If you think this show sounds good, you're gonna LOVE HELL!
  6:57pm ?:

go to hell!
  6:58pm Lizardner Dave:

WFMU needs a black velvet Mohammed painting. Make it happen guys!
  6:58pm Andy:

If you think things are screwed up now, just wait til WFMU takes over national healthcare.
  6:58pm Ron from NJ:

Next week, just hang the mic out the window and broadcast traffic
  6:58pm Don McLean:

I'll get you, Andy Breckman Man!
  6:58pm Andy:

The problem isn't that Seven Second Delay sucks. It's our JOB to suck.
  6:58pm Don McLean:

I'll get you, Andy Breckman Man!
  6:59pm Robert:

You mean Andy Breckman Man Man.
  6:59pm Don McLean:

I'll get you more than once, Andy Breckman Man!
  6:59pm Ron from NJ:

And for some reason, I'll listen of course.
  6:59pm mohammed ali:

i heard that
  6:59pm ?:

damn just missed the show....or am I blessed?
  6:59pm Don McLean:

You don't know what I mean! I'm DON MCLEAN!
  11:18pm Marty in atlanta:

I just downloaded this and listened to it in the car. Is it too late to comment.
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