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Options March 10, 2010: Marathon Week Two: Andy's Phone Number and Peanut Butter Undies

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There may be a one minute soaking of Andy. Anyone pledging during that minute will have the amount of their pledge matched by Andy (or Ken, if they want to soak Ken, although I can’t imagine why anybody would want to do THAT, and this is Andy writing this, I swear.)

After the soaking:

For every $500 raised, we will give out one digit of Andy’s cel phone number. If we give out his entire 10-digit number (raising 5 grand), we will then move on to determining what takes place on stage at the next Seven Second Delay on March 24th, from the UCB Theater in NYC.

If we hit $6000: Andy will don Peanut Butter Underwear on stage at the UCB Theater
If we hit $7000: Andy will be crucified on stage
If we hit $8000: Andy will get an embarrassing tattoo on stage – minimum size of tattoo is 4 square inches
If we hit $9000: Andy will get his very hairy back waxed
If we hit $10,000: Andy will get a VERY embarrassing tattoo, minimum size is 5 square inches

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Listener comments!

  Wed. 3/10/10 6:01pm Faust Gertz:

Is there a way to use the prize account to soak Andy
for Skyping it in for the Marathon?
  Wed. 3/10/10 6:02pm Tom in CA:

Peanut Butter Underwear!!!!111!!oneoneone
  Wed. 3/10/10 6:04pm PMD:

They are shooting too low - what happens after 10k? Made almost 20k last week...
  Wed. 3/10/10 6:07pm Golden Sours:

If he got his money back for the tickets, that sounds like a perfect amount to pledge!
  Wed. 3/10/10 6:08pm mike noble:

pledge pledge! put those phone volunteers to work!
  Wed. 3/10/10 6:08pm Faust Gertz:

Andy couldn't find a better microphone on an ISDN line?
  Wed. 3/10/10 6:09pm bartleby:

If life is 80% showing up andy should have to donate 4 dollars to every one from a listener during the soaking - it's math
  Wed. 3/10/10 6:09pm Hmmm:

I thought the idea of Andy "calling it in" was part of the core premise of the show, not some special thing this week.
  Wed. 3/10/10 6:11pm Lightbulb Moment:

Andy can donate 20% of his network deal compensation to the FMU budget fund, for blowing off the marathon.
  Wed. 3/10/10 6:13pm Caroline:

I am SO MAD that Andy is not present to Spin the Wheel of FATE. Soak the crap out of him!
  Wed. 3/10/10 6:13pm Golden Sours:

Also don't forget that there are sometimes cancellation fees for last minute cancellations!
  Wed. 3/10/10 6:16pm Jeff M:

Poop on that crumb-bum Breckman! He and his minions welshed on getting my name written into Monk as a character's monicker.
  Wed. 3/10/10 6:17pm Carl:

Long time listener, first time soaker.
  Wed. 3/10/10 6:19pm Faust Gertz:

Is that Facebook Janet Hamater in the studio?
  Wed. 3/10/10 6:21pm Listener Terry:

Yeah, Where is Andy?
  Wed. 3/10/10 6:22pm Faust Gertz:

I remind Andy that is he is the 2010 Faust Gertz DJ!
  Wed. 3/10/10 6:23pm chris in madison:

it took me four years to get around to soaking andy, and dang if it doesn't feel amazing!
  Wed. 3/10/10 6:24pm BSI:

OOH, if Ken & Andy do the Nichols & May "more gauze" routine, I'll pledge my own head.
  Wed. 3/10/10 6:26pm kris:

I've been wanting to tell you that in the late 70s I worked on a Brecht play, in Milan, with Luigi Pistilli, an actor in the spaghetti western of your theme music.
In the movie he played the priest, brother of Eli Wallach.
He died of love, it was written in the paper that he killed himself because of love. In the Brecht play he played the Malaysian merchant named Shlink. I remember that he loved sea battles, knew a lot of sea battle history.
  Wed. 3/10/10 6:27pm Bad Ronald:

Zing!
  Wed. 3/10/10 6:27pm Andy in Berlin:

Do the Burns & Schreiber taxi routine!
  Wed. 3/10/10 6:31pm mike noble:

$645. let's at least get to $5000!
  Wed. 3/10/10 6:31pm Yeah!:

Call him over and over all day and night, like you are trying to vote on American Idol or something!
  Wed. 3/10/10 6:32pm Raj:

Your version of "D*ck In A Box" is, what, track 7?
  Wed. 3/10/10 6:50pm Permutations:

...
  Wed. 3/10/10 6:50pm Grant In Burbank:

I've had Andy's number for a long time. I'd never use it for evil purposes! You should be ashamed if you do.
  Wed. 3/10/10 6:51pm BSI:

this is the greatest radio on earth.
  Wed. 3/10/10 6:51pm Faust Gertz:

The message says it is Kathy's number?
  Wed. 3/10/10 6:51pm BZ:

Mailbox is FULL!
  Wed. 3/10/10 6:51pm Hillary:

It's only fair to have Andy's number given out since Ken's was last year.
So peanut butter underwear in 10 minutes?!
  Wed. 3/10/10 6:52pm Julie B:

Andy better check his sexts ;)
  Wed. 3/10/10 6:52pm Bad Ronald:

what is Andy wearing right now?
  Wed. 3/10/10 6:53pm Prince Albert In A Can:

Hey Andy, is your refrigerator running?
  Wed. 3/10/10 6:55pm Ian:

These texts and calls are going to add even more monetary suffering after the soakings.
  Wed. 3/10/10 6:55pm Sexting:

I'm slathered in peanut butter right now.
  Wed. 3/10/10 6:58pm PMD:

His mailbox is full
  Wed. 3/10/10 6:58pm Joe Steele:

I've entered Andy into my contacts.
  Wed. 3/10/10 6:58pm Faust Gertz:

I demand organic, unsalted, crunchy peanut butter underwear.
  Wed. 3/10/10 6:58pm bartleby:

isn't sexting a kind of deep sea annelid?
  Wed. 3/10/10 7:00pm Michele:

I just made a mouse pledge, don't know if it registered
  Wed. 3/10/10 7:01pm Tom:

Sexting is a place in England
  Wed. 3/10/10 7:02pm tom in CA:

PEANUT BUTTER UNDERWEARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  Wed. 3/10/10 7:02pm john:

I'd have paid $305 to see him get tasered in peanut butter underwear. The kind that's got all the oil on top.
  Wed. 3/10/10 7:02pm BZ:

Westing by Muxant and Sexting
  Wed. 3/10/10 7:02pm Joe Steele:

I texted him telling him to use that kind!
  Wed. 3/10/10 7:02pm Hillary:

I'm proud to have been part of something so ridiculous and fantastic!
  Wed. 3/10/10 7:03pm Dan B From Upstate:

So glad I listened live tonight instead of the podcast! Thank you for this gift!
  Wed. 3/10/10 7:07pm Carl:

Andy hasn't replied to my sexts yet. Should I be feel rejected?
  Thu. 3/11/10 7:49am Listener zero:

I missed the show by falling asleep too early! :-(

Archive, please come soon!
  Thu. 3/11/10 10:37pm Listener zero:

So, what is the #?

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