Falling is nice. I once fell, and didn't know how to stop.
8:42pm
Laurie:
Pseu, I think you should wear a helmet.
9:06pm
bartleby:
Just FYI, I'm out here listening but I am busy assembling particleboard-henge on the remains of a more ancient milk-crate based civilization.
I guess my other question is -- why do they call it bestiality when there has to be a human involved? Example:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7379554.stm
is not bestiality
9:10pm
Laurie:
Bartleby, I realize it's a BBC news link. Regardless, there is no way in hell I am visiting that link.
9:13pm
pseu:
wait -- complete and unblinking attention to my show is being...DIVERTED?
9:15pm
janosh:
I G FARBEN
9:16pm
j:
Is there a difference between "bestiallity" and "beastiallity"?
BTW: Laurie's voice makes me beastly!
9:31pm
Bones:
That was an awesome set.
9:33pm
j:
World POPClock Projection nears 6,666,666,666
http://www.census.gov/ipc/www/popclockworld.html
9:47pm
Laurie:
Real human skulls can be obtained via mail order at the Bay Area's Bone Room.
9:48pm
Laurie:
Also, j: "Bestiality" is a real word. "Beastiality" is not a real word. That's the difference.
9:51pm
non-sequiter!:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WumeHyaVS4Q
9:57pm
Bones:
When i look back at this ten years from now I'm gonna wish i'd used more smilies..
9:59pm
bartleby:
The perfect murder: Offer to help someone assemble particle board furniture and keep saying "dude, you're gonna strip the hole," until they finally do. At that point say "dude, I told you that you were gonna strip the hole." When they come at you with the complementary wrench/screwdriver you can dispatch them in self-defense.
Better yet-A dry icicle in a thermos in a sauna
10:02pm
Bones:
hey bartleby, wanna stop by and help me assemble this sweet new desk i bought at IKEA?
10:03pm
j:
You would need a glove though: no?
Ice burns ouch!
And if it fits...
10:07pm
bartleby:
Bones boy, I think you have it reversed. I'm assembling funiture right now. You're supposed to offer to assist me and then Administer the coup de grace when I am in midair with the sporkdriver.
10:10pm
Bones:
hah! "sporkdriver" That's funny.
10:15pm
bartleby:
You missed it. Just had the first broken "compression dowel" of the night _and_ I can't figure out where I put down the tools
10:19pm
j:
Nothing is funnier than a "sporkdriver" save a lost "sporkdriver"
If you put the glue on that dowel I'd dig it out ASAP.
Do you have the boring tool?
10:34pm
bartelby:
These are just cheapie shelves for my on-line book inventory. So I can fix them however. They don't have to look good.
I can fix the shelf with some duct tape. Did I mention that a tape gun with duct tape is the ultimate weapon. With two I'd be spiderman.
(Actually the duct tape bends the shearing blade on the tape gun, so it isn't so bad-ass after all.)
10:35pm
Laurie:
I don't know, j, I find most tools boring.
RIMSHOT, PLEASE.
10:37pm
Laurie:
Did Bryce ask you to play this audision song 'cause he's high on ecstasy? Is he doing a glowstick dance?
10:37pm
j:
Laurie:
http://www.instantrimshot.com/
10:38pm
bartelby:
Hammertime. no seriously
10:40pm
Bones:
I've never assembled any particleboard furinture, but I do have some experience doing impromtu repairs on hotel furniture.... pretty much any adhesive will hold a leg on a coffee table, but getting a bed-frame to hold together is a bit more challenging...
10:44pm
j:
Particleboard is very particular.
That is why you never misplace your sporkdriver.
10:52pm
Laurie:
Pseu, do you love Alexyss K. Tylor as much as I do?
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Listener comments!
Kyle:
c:
Torbjorn:
Laurie:
bartleby:
I guess my other question is -- why do they call it bestiality when there has to be a human involved? Example:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7379554.stm
is not bestiality
Laurie:
pseu:
janosh:
j:
BTW: Laurie's voice makes me beastly!
Bones:
j:
http://www.census.gov/ipc/www/popclockworld.html
Laurie:
Laurie:
non-sequiter!:
Bones:
bartleby:
Better yet-A dry icicle in a thermos in a sauna
Bones:
j:
Ice burns ouch!
And if it fits...
bartleby:
Bones:
bartleby:
j:
If you put the glue on that dowel I'd dig it out ASAP.
Do you have the boring tool?
bartelby:
I can fix the shelf with some duct tape. Did I mention that a tape gun with duct tape is the ultimate weapon. With two I'd be spiderman.
(Actually the duct tape bends the shearing blade on the tape gun, so it isn't so bad-ass after all.)
Laurie:
RIMSHOT, PLEASE.
Laurie:
j:
http://www.instantrimshot.com/
bartelby:
Bones:
j:
That is why you never misplace your sporkdriver.
Laurie: