WFMU: Ken: Playlist from April 13, 2022

Listener comments!
	8:02am fᣪfᣪ (: Hi, Ken and friends of Egg!
	8:24am Ken From Hyde Park: All the hits, all the time!
	8:33am Handy Haversack: Morning, fᣪfᣪ and all assembled Kens and other freed forms. I have to walk to the dr. for a blood test and then back. So I'll be a little late for the festivities. But will catch you soon!
	8:45am Brian C.: Wow, the comic's legit! Does that mean we get to hear Big Blood and Corn Weinie remixes today?
	8:49am Androu B.: Good Morning, жеи, KFHP, & all the Freebirds here & abroad! Buenos Dias, fᣪfᣪ y Handy!
	8:50am -жеи: @Brian C, yes, it is sort of legit, that comic! Except for the minor detail that WFMU's ACTUAL "Phrase That Pays" is "I listen to WFMU, where the music is so HOT that in order to listen, you need to wear protective clothing."
	8:52am Androu B.: And GM, Brian C.!
	8:57am Krys O.: Howdy! Andrews McMeel might put that on a calendar or a mug in the future. I'd buy it.
	9:00am fᣪfᣪ (: Hi, Mr B and Mr Haversack! No worries, Handy. I'll take notes on your behalf while you are away. .
	9:02am HyperDose: Good morning Ken, fᣪfᣪ, Androu, Krys!
	9:02am karlward: OK OK I am ready for the Glenn Danzig cover of "Freebird"
	9:02am RB: Free Bird , the “Chicken Shake and Bake” of rock ‘n roll
	9:02am Brendan: Good morning Ken, listeners and unidentified flying bird
	9:03am morphe': Anybody judged Ken's Mood drop ... after Freebird ?? slow and easy or Norwegian death Metal - where they actually sacrifice people.. or Astor Piazolla on 45' or 78' or???
	9:03am Androu B.: GM Krys O., HyperDose, Karl, RB, Brendan!
	9:04am Androu B.: And GM to you too, morphe'!
	9:07am morphe': Andou - your name makes me thinks of my best so brief visit to Greece where every glass of wine was greeted with piles of Tapas/food bits ..From Athenens to South to Delphi [NO FANCY ISLANDS = Road Trip ]
	9:07am minkwest: Good morning. Any sounds here will be preferable to the ubiquitous leaf blowers around here. Happy Wednesday!
	9:08am McGroovey: That might have been the best Free Bird cover ever. Or something.
	9:08am PaulRobeson1920: Hit after hit after hit
	9:08am fᣪfᣪ (: Ken, Give 100 bucks away today to a lucky commenter. I have an idea for a game. Whoever posts today's first message wins the prize! So on your marks..get set....GO!
	9:08am JeremyB: Good morning Ken! Sorry about the lockdown, good luck!
	9:09am Brendog of House White Bone: That version of freebird, it doesn't seem to exist anywhere on the internet. How do I hear it again?
	9:09am Brendan: Spoon and Candle Workshop… go figure. I thought they were a boutique shop in the mall.
	9:09am fᣪfᣪ (: Hola, Hyperdose!
	9:10am wenzo toad (it/it’s): Good morrow fair lizardnerzz… wssappinin
	9:12am Androu B.: GM McGroovey, PR1920, JeremyB, wenzo, Yeti Bob, Will (if you're reading this)!
	9:12am fᣪfᣪ (: Brendog, https://oddiooverplay.blogspot.com/2013/02/seventies-mutation.html
	9:13am Brendog of House White Bone: fᣪfᣪ ( Thank you so much...you saved me from a lifetime of search and asking people if they heard of it at cocktail parties.
	9:15am Androu B.: Danzig, the Patron Saint of all Misfits!
	9:15am Brendog of House White Bone: ...well if I did go to cocktail parties. I'm more of a basement guy these days.
	9:15am YETI BOB: Brendog, you can always wait 3 hours until it shows up in the archive (goes for anything you hear on this show)
	9:16am Krys O.: I saw a young girl wearing a Misfits t-shirt yesterday in Orange while waiting for a bus. I think she was about 19 or so. It reminded me of kids in the early 80s wearing Jim Morrison t-shirts and being stunned when I told them that Jim died in 1971.
	9:16am YETI BOB: Hi Androu, how goes?
	9:16am Brendog of House White Bone: Thanks Yeti!
	9:17am YETI BOB: Krys O: Misfits T-shirts come in orange? I've only ever seen them in black! ;-)
	9:17am fᣪfᣪ (: Brendog, I have more for you: https://web.archive.org/web/20130423113042/http://www.constructotower.com/free_bird.mp3
	9:18am Dropof Goldensun: I need a paisley Misfits shirt.
	9:18am Webhamster Henry: Hi Ken & Wednesday listeners!
	9:18am fᣪfᣪ (: RIP Danzig
	9:19am Erin in TO: So many Danzig gifs, but yet no Danzig plays
	9:19am Krys O.: Yes, Yeti Bob. The City of Orange Township. It's so special because it's a City and a Township. Hey, I know Samm! Will tell him about the airplay.
	9:19am Androu B.: Oh, and for those who missed it last night: https://www.wfmu.org/playlists/shows/114456 He always seems to catch us by surprise!
	9:20am YETI BOB: Krys O: Yeah, I know East Orange. Just to the left of West Banana.
	9:20am McGroovey: I want to hear a Samm Bennett big band easy listening version of Free Bird, but I don't own a big band, so I can't do it myself.
	9:20am Androu B.: GM WH, Erin!
	9:20am Webhamster HenryPlay: Playing any heavily dump-buttoned Gilbert Gottfried today?
	9:20am Brendog of House White Bone: fᣪfᣪ (: Thanks! You know how a Potato has all the ingredients you'd need to survive. My theory is Free Bird has every song writing technique you need. Covers of it highlight those techniques in otherwise unobservable ways.
	9:20am fᣪfᣪ (: thanks, Androu B!
	9:21am Tinley Park Randy: Sounds like Wake show
	9:22am tak: sounds like the 90s in 80s movies
	9:24am YETI BOB: What does the woman cutting the board with a hacksaw have to do with Danzig? And are we just laughing at her for using the wrong tool?
	9:24am (Murakami Whywolf))): Part of "The Tin Drum" is a parable about the various groups (represented by the narrator's mother's suitors) trying to live in, or to control, Danzig.
	9:25am -жеи: @YetiBob, that IS Danzig
	9:25am prof.fuzz: morning y'all! ken! handy! mcG!
	9:25am Erin in TO: @Yeti Bob I think it's reference to Danzig working at Home Depot cutting lumber
	9:25am HyperDose: Is Danzig moonlighting at Hollywood Tans now too?
	9:26am (Murakami Whywolf))): YETI BOB: Well, she's at an Home Depot™….
	9:26am YETI BOB: Oh, right, thanks, I forgot about his post-Misfits career!!
	9:27am YETI BOB: But look, she's using a hacksaw to cut wood! And there's a wood saw right next to her! Hahaha.
	9:28am Hi from Holland: Aloha! Abbie from Mars!
	9:28am karlward: That was awesome
	9:29am DjLorraine: Measure twice, cut loose, footloose
	9:29am Polly.: she's actually cutting a 4" piece of white molding on top of a giant board.
	9:30am Krys O.: Thanks for clearing it up, Polly.
	9:30am fᣪfᣪ (: Another Danzig related pic https://s.hdnux.com/photos/51/24/52/10832551/7/1200x0.jpg
	9:31am YETI BOB: What's the appropriate saw to cut 4" white molding?
	9:31am karlward: I heard you can only buy the Samhain box set at Home Depot
	9:31am HyperDose: @YB A miter saw
	9:31am DjLorraine: Make 2" x 4“s 2 by 4 again
	9:31am ChukAmok: Does this stone-cold classic count as making fun of Danzig? worleygig.com...
	9:32am Erin in TO: That gif is making me strangely thankful that I don't have to spend time slamming my head into trees
	9:32am karlward: ChukAmok: only if you laugh at it
	9:32am Rich in Washington: Holy cow! I haven't heard this in eons!
	9:32am YETI BOB: karlward: I laughed.
	9:33am ChukAmok: karlward: what about laughing with it?
	9:33am Boomer: https://boingboing.net/2022/04/13/testing-to-find-the-best-circular-saws.html
	9:34am ChukAmok: Oh, to be a woodpecker's chiropractor and/or maxillofacial surgeon.
	9:34am karlward: ChukAmok: Here I am trying to think of what Danzig's reinterpretative cover of "Hips Don't Lie" would be.
	9:35am YETI BOB: I learned to love Camper Van Beethoven in the 80s, from hearing them on this very station
	9:36am PMD: I couldn’t believe it either Ken. Camper!!
	9:36am ChukAmok: karlward: okay, now I'm laughing but not in a nice way.
	9:37am wenzo toad (it/it’s): I know where the bathroom is… and the library
	9:41am Androu B.: @morphe' @9:07 It's just a pseudonym I use online, esp. for whenever I open an account on, say, a file sharing site. Also serves double as my Goofle ID and my artist alias (currently as "Mashwiz", but soon will be using a new user ID, time and circumstances allowing), GM (MW)), freind van Nederland, DjLorraine, Polly., ChukAmok, Rich in Washington, Boomer, PMD!
	9:42am Glistener MW: morning, Androu & all!
	9:43am Krys O.: Robert Randolph is GREAT!!!
	9:44am People Like Us: Morgen / Arfternoon
	9:44am fᣪfᣪ (: Hi, Vicki!
	9:44am Glistener MW: "START laughing WITH Danzig!"
	9:45am Cal in Dothan: Saw RR and Family Band at the Lyric right after it reopened in Birmingham
	9:45am sofa rex: christian music! saw him in a dirty christian fest tent a few times, remember this song cuz my wife loves it!
	9:45am Glistener MW: has anyone seen that newish Danzig movie "Verotika"?
	9:45am Rich in Washington: Greetings, PLU!
	9:45am yippie: purple haze? this reminds me nirvanas acoustic cover of freebird which is actually sweet home alabama
	9:45am People Like Us: hi Rich! Hi ffofofofofofofoo
	9:46am Androu B.: Greets, Vickie/PLU!
	9:46am Planet Tyler: When my bf answered the phone "I listen to WFMU, where the music is so hot that you could get scalded if you didn't wear protective clothing" I knew he was the one
	9:46am karlward: Randolph on the Octavia!
	9:47am Androu B.: GM yippie!
	9:47am HyperDose: @Glistener MW Who's the better actor, Danzig or Rollins?
	9:50am Planet Tyler: Is no one going to talk about the Danzig masterpiece that Verotika is?
	9:50am fᣪfᣪ (: HyperDose, None. But they are both great comic characters: Henry and Glenn Forever and Ever https://www.brooklynvegan.com/star-crossed-lovers-henry-rollins-glenn-danzig-are-now-bobbleheads/
	9:50am Handy Haversack: Back. What's up with all these melodies? Hey, Ken, all the Freed Forms.
	9:51am Androu B.: GM Planet Tyler!
	9:52am Glistener MW: I haven't seen Verotika yet, sadly! -- I was supposed to in a cinema before first lockdown and it feels like the sort of thing best experienced in a crowd. But Hyperdose, I have loved Rollins' cameos in things like Jack Frost, The Chase, and every time he pops up unexpectedly (The "H+G F&E" comic is great!)
	9:53am HyperDose: @fᣪfᣪ I understand the Rollins square head, but the Betty Boop-esque Danzig is making me, uh...feel things
	9:54am YETI BOB: Most irritating mashup yet. I'm so over this phenomenon.
	9:56am lazy pierogi: <333 !!!!!!!!
	9:57am fᣪfᣪ (: But aren't you, YETI BOB, a mashup of the two legendary commenters Yeti and Bob?
	9:57am ackthpfft: Will treasure this forever
	9:59am Krys O.: Howdy, Vicki!
	10:01am Krys O.: Just found myself humming along with this.
	10:01am Androu B.: @ Glistener MW I recall Rollins hosted a docuseries on cable/satellite TV. I've since forgotten what the subject of it was, but I believe it might have been among a dozen or so about serial killers, I could be wrong though.
	10:01am Abominable Bill: @ff: He is! Plus, he stole the nomenclature from me!
	10:03am Glistener MW: @Androu: That rings a bell! I enjoyed Rollins' latenight chat-show quite a bit too; he has a great stage-presence and host-acumen
	10:03am Ken From Hyde Park: I forget, who is/was the brains behind Sudden Infant? It's someone in the WFMU community, isn't it?
	10:05am Bernardo: Ken! Nippon Manju IS WHY I TUNE IN …for the weirdness. Keep it weird.
	10:07am Lewis: soul-less blues technician...
	10:07am Glistener MW: I can't be the only one who misheard that as "passing incontinence". The following "soil you" just retroactively cemented the previous mishearing in my mind.
	10:08am YETI BOB: Sorry for the negative comment. If I don't like it I'll find something else to listen to, instead of complaining.
	10:08am Rachel Bo Bachel: Omg I kinda agree re: Eric Clapton, never heard anyone express these sentiments this way before. Ken = so smarttt
	10:09am wenzo toad (it/it’s): Don’t forget shameful political rants… “who shot the sherif? Sure as shit wasn’t you mate”
	10:10am Androu B.: Osaka Popstar was in the same vein as Gorillaz, where Damon Albarn was the primary performer with a rotating assortment of session musicians appearing at random on certain tracks.
	10:10am Rich in Washington: KFHP: Sudden Infant is a gent (w/collaborators) from Germany named Joke Lanz.
	10:12am Ken From Hyde Park: Thanks, Rich. I see that now. I'm going on little rest and not thinking clearly. I was thinking it was one of RTD's projects <insert carrot cake reference>.
	10:13am Androu B.: GM Rachel!
	10:13am Handy Haversack: Ken FHP, you're thinking maybe of Blue Sausage Infant. I know, our birth rate is still way too high in this time slot!
	10:15am Rev. Turnip Druid: But there was once a sacred meeting of the two infants during the Sonic Circuits fest in DC several years ago!
	10:16am Androu B.: Are you going back to the pickle motif, -жеи? Must be a fetish with you, lol! GM Rev. Druid!
	10:16am Ken From Hyde Park: Thanks, Handy. (Note to self: save band name Concrete Infants for later use). How is Bagpipe doing this morning?
	10:16am Bernardo: Danke deutchrländ
	10:17am fᣪfᣪ (: The guy from Sudden Infant is a Swiss actually.
	10:17am Mister Dobalina: Randomly came across some photos on Flickr of the FMU crew back in the days, including some pics of a young, 1980's Ken. He hasn't changed much.
	10:19am Handy Haversack: Rev. Turnip Druid: I think that's called a play date in the parlance of our time. Ken, he's kind of miserable still but seems much better than yesterday. He's not crying all the time! He does have to wear the hemorrhoid pillow of shame for quit a while yet, which has us all a little down in the dumps. In the parlance of our time.
	10:20am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: Morning all. Here for the GIFs and the weirdness. Need to throw on yesterday's clothing and make coffee....
	10:20am fᣪfᣪ (: Can we have a 3-hour show of Thomas the Engine theme song? It's the hottest tune to tribute at the moment. Just saying.
	10:21am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: @HH catching up in chat here...oh no is that poor Bagpipe? What happened to him?
	10:21am Rev. Turnip Druid: a play-date between infants over the catering table at the fest. Mr.Lanz was a lovely guy. And gave one hell of a performance.
	10:21am Frank R: Oh mein Gott, Andreas Dorau. Fantastisch. Look for the video on youtube.
	10:22am fᣪfᣪ (: Mister Dobalina, Is the one where they are in a picnic in a baseball park?
	10:23am wenzo toad (it/it’s): F?f?( Diabolical!
	10:23am Krys O.: Bagpipe has a special pillow?
	10:23am Uleeshuh TN: Some guys...
	10:23am Roberto: Handy, please remind me, is Bagpipe of the feline or canine persuasion?
	10:24am Androu B.: "[This Is] No[t A] Love Song", definitely not a Public Image Ltd. cover, but a reasonable adaptation of "Some Guys Have All The Luck".
	10:26am Handy Haversack: Bagpipe is the lone dog in a sea of cats over here. He had to have some tumors and flesh tags cut off yesterday so has sutures on his chest and legs. He has to wear the Hemorrhoid Pillow of Shame around his neck for 10-14 days! But I think the pain and the aftereffects of the anesthesia are fading at least. I assume that's also the WFMU treatment for COVID?
	10:26am Dave Conehead: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🍔🏁😎👍
	10:26am Androu B.: @-жеи Chris & Cosey's "October Love Song" for the segue please.
	10:27am PaulRobeson1920: Clay Pigeon said it’s going to be 79 degrees tomorrow!!!!!
	10:27am Roberto: Aww poor baby boi. Best wishes for a speedy recovery.
	10:28am Mister Dobalina: It's ya boy: bit.ly... .. Enjoy!
	10:28am Mister Dobalina: Those were the daze: bit.ly...
	10:29am Handy Haversack: Cocteau Triplets!
	10:29am Androu B.: Ah, the best part of this year's H&MS!
	10:29am river: nightmare: someone records my karaoke and plays it on the radio
	10:29am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: @Staysh, did you HAVE to ruin one of my favorite Cocteau Twins songs for me? GAH....OTOH I guess that's what we're here for.
	10:30am unpopularfred: Scott really nailed the guitar tone for this song
	10:30am Quinn: These lyrics are more intelligible than the original
	10:30am Yvang: Their version of Heaven or Las Vegas gives me pure joy. It's even better with the footage and the Frazer wigs.
	10:31am Thin Slice: needs more chorus pedal
	10:31am Handy Haversack: Androu B., every time I think I have a favorite part from this year, I remember another bit. That said: someone put that Creamo Coyl in a band!
	10:34am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: @HH speedy recovery to poor doggo, may the kitties not harass him too much. And I hope that your wallet didn't take too big of a hit. Do you and K8 have pet insurance?
	10:34am ifeelfatnsassy: Am I tapping my toes on a Wednesday morning? What is happening.
	10:36am Androu B.: Thanx, -жеи! I'll disclose here that I succesfully recreated the backing instrumental for "A Kissed Out Red Floatboat" in Fruity Loops.
	10:36am Handy Haversack: We have been paying insurance on this dog since he was a puppy and had all sorts of problems. And yesterday it really came through! We now have a $37 credit at the vet!
	10:36am chresti: Good morning Ken and today's programme participants!
	10:37am HyperDose: @fᣪfᣪ Re: Thomas the Tank Engine theme. Only if it's an MLG remix on a 10 hour loop! Morning 🌙🌙🌙 :)
	10:38am Dave Conehead: Happy to give u guys my money and to wear your shirts
	10:38am morphe': did someone say EFAVAN FUNK NEW AFTERNOON SHOW !!!
	10:38am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: @HH wow! @Hyperdose morning to you and the rest of the crew!
	10:38am PaulRobeson1920: Morning chresti! Bout’ 60 degrees in NYC right now
	10:40am lazy pierogi: similar sounding progression to “the kids aren’t alright” by the offspring
	10:41am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: I got out a little bit last night. Went to pick up some milk and fresh veggies at United Brothers in Astoria and got waylaid by the new cocktail bar next to Judy & Punch (same/affiliated owners). Wound up going to bed later than intended but still managed to get enough food in pending going out to Mom's for the weekend.
	10:42am chresti: 53 in Griffith park, PaulRobe! Also a fire dept helicopter is circling over the ridge by the obsevatory, someone must've got lost or there was a fire.
	10:42am G: That kangaroo has serious indigestion.
	10:42am HyperDose: Please give her a collective hug and this satchel of pixie from all of us, Threemoons. 🎒✨💜
	10:43am fᣪfᣪ (: HyperDose, How come I have never heard of these MLG remixes before? So many memes to watch, so little time!
	10:45am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: @Hyperdose THANK YOU.
	10:46am Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): Hello, Mary!
	10:46am YETI BOB: Handy - glad to hear Bagpipe is on the mend. I've got a feral cat (Queen Mathilde) living in my bathroom now. Wish I could do more to make her comfortable, but I think the problem is people (me) so I'm mostly leaving her alone. Poor thing, I wish I could explain everything to her.
	10:47am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: Also, did anyone else get an NYC emergency services blast notice on their phone RE the perp from yesterday's subway drama? Miracle that nobody was actually killed--10 shot; I guess the guy couldn't hit a cow's ass with a banjo as they say.
	10:47am Mister Dobalina: We can make sandwiches You can be the bun And I can be the burger girl Out on the dance floor
	10:47am fᣪfᣪ (: 3-hour show of 4 Non Blondes' What's Up cover songs. Just imagine.
	10:47am Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): 49 in Glendale. Hi, chrestikins, PaulRobekins, Kenkins and all you folxes!
	10:48am Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): including karaoke versions!
	10:48am Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): @fᣪfᣪ (: ^^
	10:49am Mister Dobalina: Shanghai is on lock down! 23 million people.
	10:50am (Murakami Whywolf))): Frisian's the closest language to the non-French parts of English.
	10:50am Androu B.: GM chresti! @Handy I had a wonderful pet black cat who succumbed to diabetes. Not a day goes by that I look back in regret thinking what I could've done to cover the $500 for the insulin he badly needed. Believe me, he meant that much to me at a time when I needed the comfort and support I needed to boost my morale during the time of great hardship that was further precipitated by Covid restrictions. the vets assured me that his condition wasn't Covid related. But for me it just seemed like mere synchronicity that he'd passed away before the year was over (and on the morning of Friday the 13th, ironically).
	10:50am Ray from Clifton: I like the lullaby Great Gig in the Sky
	10:51am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: @Androu B. I am so sorry.
	10:51am Mister Dobalina: Have 3, CD albums by Syd Barrett...not sure what to do with them.
	10:52am morphe': responsible Ken once 3 years ago went to: library toilet cafe machine and played P- Funk - en entirety = Gotta Shake k\ the Gate for later and for kids... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZhoQXujtKk (betwixt 9am-12am) = ET
	10:52am ?: everyone just get the covid its fine
	10:52am Hubig Pie: I dunno if it's the best but I learn about the latest rock and roll stars goin' to that great big gig in the sky right-ch here
	10:52am Handy Haversack: Androu B., it's so sad. But you have to forgive yourself, too. There's only so much that's in our power. And you'd already done everything you could do -- that's what the preceding years of joy and companionship were all about.
	10:53am Krys O.: I learned that I find certain droning sounds soothing.
	10:54am fᣪfᣪ (: A black cat dying on Friday the 13th. You can't be more metal than that, Androu B! I'm pretty sure your cat is watching us from Hell. Happily playing Balls with bells with Satan.
	10:54am morphe': NOT NOT for kids .. en entirety = Gotta Shake k\ the Gate for later and for kids... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZhoQXujtKk (betwixt 9am-12am) = ET
	10:55am HyperDose: Morning, Baba Beekins! @Threemoons His gun also jammed. A lot of idiots use WD40 to clean their firearms, which is a big no no. Responsible and educated firearm owners use BreakFree CLP. So happy no one was killed. I was watching the horror show right before my EKG 😬
	10:55am fᣪfᣪ (: Why Soia doesn't have a surname?
	10:56am Handy Haversack: Not to mention Henry and Glenn, fᣪfᣪ.
	10:57am -жеи: Soia lives in the land of the one-named people, next door to Charo
	10:57am Mister Dobalina: We can make sandwiches.
	10:59am PaulRobeson1920: SHOOT TO LIVE that’s what l say! AIM FOR LIFE AND🎵don’t worry about tomorrow hey, hey…
	11:00am egould: Waiting for Roger Daltrey to jump in and scream “Yyyyeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!”
	11:00am -жеи: @f0f0 thanks for the suggestion. I like that idea. I think it will bring people so far apart, that they will come together again on the other side.
	11:00am BIRP60406: Wow, that new Pink Floyd single must be really bad!
	11:00am Androu B.: @ Threemoons It's been a year and 5 months now. I still have the few photos I've taken of him, one of which I've posted to my FB. That keeps the memory alive for me. Although, entre nous, some nights I get the feeling his essence comes back to my room to give me a sign that he's doing fine where he is now and to let me know that i'm just as missed by him as he is to me.
	11:00am chresti: I learned about the land of one-named people on wfmu!
	11:03am PaulRobeson1920: See the front cover of the NYPost today!? IN big bold font “SCALP GRANDMA, THEN ROB HER”
	11:03am Handy Haversack: It's your people, chresti!
	11:04am HyperDose: @Androu Was talking about that very same thing with a friend yesterday. It's so easy to guilt yourself because they're so little and helpless. I don't doubt you did the best you could given the circumstances. It'll be a year for me in August. Warwick played Starry Eyes by Cigarettes After Sex when I came home with the empty carrier. I collapsed into a puddle of inconsolable tears where I remained for two weeks. Please be good to yourself, it's what our kitty's would want. ❤️
	11:04am chresti: Yes Handy! My people!
	11:04am -жеи: What was his screenname again, the D Train Shooter? Oh yeah! It was ProphetofTruth88
	11:05am Mister Dobalina: Aries -The Sun remains in your sign until the 20th, so you have precisely a week in which to be assertive in ways that might not be so easy at other times of the year. If you can balance self-confidence with common sense you cannot fail to succeed. - NY Post
	11:06am fᣪfᣪ (: Ken, I was totally joking when I said 3-hour show of What's Up. No, Ken. really! Stop! STOP IT! Do not even entertain that idea!
	11:06am PaulRobeson1920: @HyperDose: looks like we are BOTH gun experts!
	11:07am fᣪfᣪ (: This oscillateur song sounds much better if you add another oscillator.
	11:08am Photoline: Happy Cheese Turd
	11:09am Handy Haversack: fᣪfᣪ, Would that require also adding another 4.81818 forms? I said hey. What's going on?
	11:09am morphe': Has Ken gone to the library or the toilet or the Jo Strummer Cafe machine again ???
	11:09am chresti: I learned about places and music that I had not heard before, mostly.
	11:11am fᣪfᣪ (: Don't worry, people. The best part of this track is coming soon at around the 46 min mark.
	11:11am Yvang: Duffy rules!
	11:11am HyperDose: @Morphe' I think he retreated to his Prius to grab some more of his wife's pot cookies
	11:11am Mister Dobalina: It's 11:11
	11:11am Photoline: Mashing Washine
	11:12am Mister Dobalina: Doh! Not no more.
	11:12am chresti: Mx BBkins! Didja see the Butterick pattern gif?
	11:12am Hubig Pie: 11 oscillateurs is the Nigel Tufnel of oscillateur orchestras
	11:12am Planet Tyler: Moshing Machine
	11:13am Ant Trax: Oscillate
	11:13am HyperDose: Acetate
	11:13am Carmichael: Good morning Kenneth and all the ships at sea.
	11:14am Seanbelly: That joke was so dumb I can't stop laughing.
	11:15am Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): chrestikins, omx, I gotta collect all the Butterick dancers!!!!
	11:16am Androu B.: @fᣪfᣪ Look, I'm familiar with all the Pseudo-Christian (read: "Conservative Far Right") paranoiacs and kneejerkers who buy into all the Capitolist confoundedness. I personally never bought into that silly superstition about black cats being bad luck when they cross your path. He was the kindest and most well-meaning of cats you'd ever meet. He's already been through his own hell. Diabetes left him gaunt and frail to the point where he was barely able to even lift himself up by his own legs. I choose to believe he's already done his time in Hell and has been redeemed.
	11:16am Hubig Pie: E flat minor, yo. It's the saddest of all keys
	11:16am Krys O.: I thought of you when I saw the Butterick gif, Baba. :)
	11:17am queems: this music is making me way more chill
	11:17am Photoline: Caw! Caw! Caw! giphy.com...
	11:17am karlward: You got a call from the Chillionaire himself?
	11:17am Mister Dobalina: Reefer madness, indeed.
	11:17am BillyLundun: Very caviler glucoma!
	11:18am YETI BOB: hmm this is making me want to smoke marijuana
	11:18am Rich in Washington: Someone needs to set this rant to music, ala Scott Johnson, René Lussier.
	11:18am egould: Pull the stick out, dude.
	11:18am Rich in Washington: Gawd! This is stupendous, Ken!
	11:19am Rich in Washington: ALVIIIIIIN!
	11:19am Ken From Hyde Park: "Music, please!" Haha!
	11:19am chresti: I learned that E flat minor is the saddest of all keys! Yo Hubig.
	11:19am :::::: Donors! Is your organization smoking marijuana?
	11:19am YETI BOB: What does it mean to "normalize" music? I'm not quite sure what they did to that.
	11:19am Krys O.: Mash that rant with a loop of Joe Belock's "We want to get loaded!"
	11:19am Androu B.: GM Mister Dobalina, Photoline, Hubig, Carmichjael, queems, egould,... ...and especially to you, Mx. Baba Bee!
	11:19am YETI BOB: chresti: “D minor … is the saddest of all keys, I find.”— Nigel Tufnel.
	11:20am Handy Haversack: I learned how to wrap my tongue around my brain.
	11:20am Rick from SC: Keep the woodpeckers comin'.
	11:21am Krys O.: Black cats have a special place in my heart. My family used to take care of ferals in the 70s. One of them was a cranky old black tomcat we called Zigmund.
	11:21am Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): Krys O.: thanks! now I just gotta remember how to get the damn thing into my avatar. I'm very technically challenged.
	11:21am chresti: YETI BOB, thanks, Hubig Pie may disagree?
	11:22am chresti: Ha Handy!
	11:22am Mister Dobalina: Ken, those woodpecker gifs are legit, fire!
	11:22am Hubig Pie: My bad, E flat minor is the most difficult of all the keys
	11:22am fᣪfᣪ (: Androu B, Good black cats become cherubim after they complete their stint in Hell.
	11:22am LouFancy: It sounded like the normalized version was a process of taking all of the notes/words and making them be perfectly on beat, removing any the swing or feel. That's my theory, like autotune but for timing instead of pitch
	11:22am Androu B.: @Yeti Bob Heavy, Man!
	11:23am fᣪfᣪ (: Donde esta mi amigo Webcui Enrique?
	11:23am Rick from SC: Thanks for the pileated woodpecker, Ken
	11:23am Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): My 13th birthday was on a Friday the 13th and I lived with three black cats! And I went to see the premiere of "Friday the 13th Pt 3 in Super 3D!" I walked under a ladder for extra luck. And though it was many many years ago, I still miss one of those cats, George, to this day. Kitty love is the best love I know. Condolences, Androu B. <3
	11:24am fᣪfᣪ (: The saddest of all keys is an A without umlaut.
	11:24am YETI BOB: Hubig: Yeah, on the guitar or bass it's pretty bad b/c you don't have any open strings to use. A flat minor has the same problem. On a keyboard it's not so bad.
	11:25am Androu B.: ¡AHORA GOZAMOS! ¡Siguame, compañeros!
	11:25am YETI BOB: Thanks LouFancy
	11:26am Megaroni: Que cute
	11:27am fᣪfᣪ (: The evil baby laugh! I loved it
	11:27am Hubig Pie: Yeti B, use that alternate tuning - all strings to E flat
	11:28am Photoline: How many pecks can a woodpecker peck if a woodpecker would peck wood?
	11:28am drr: Androu, just got here; sorry to hear about your black cat. I lost my black cat Betty to diabetes as well. She got to have ten years and many good stories in an adventurous life. It's tough to lose them.
	11:28am fᣪfᣪ (: Senor Wooly spanish is perfect although he pronounces letter E in the Russian way. Go figure!
	11:29am Zinn The Mood: Hey folks. Riding a bicycle around town on this lovely warm and sunny day, listening on the portable Bose speaker lodged in the baby seat behind me, and wound up in Wmsbg. Guess Rough Trade is no more? Probably head over to one of the best and coolest little bookstores around, Book Thug on N 3rd st, owned by an Occupy comrade. Handy, you’re in Gnpt, or Sunset Park? Thought the latter, and was thinking of you when that insane subway shooting news broke.
	11:29am karlward: Señor Wooly: Unlike the station bathroom, Ken's home bathroom is available
	11:29am Andy M.: This song translates into "May I use the bathroom?"
	11:29am Brendan: The sad, plaintive nature of this song quickly turns to urgency.
	11:30am fᣪfᣪ (: Everybody sing! Todos a cantar! "Por que no puedo ir al baño!?" "Dejelo, dejelo!"
	11:30am egould: My Spanish is no bueno. But I comprende this!
	11:30am Androu B.: Se me ocurio...¿No sera que esto es un interpretacion de un cancion de Rammstein?
	11:31am WebCuy Enrique: ¿No puedo ir al baño? Aiii!
	11:31am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: @Zinn did not know about Book Thug, must grok it.
	11:32am fᣪfᣪ (: Androu B, Si! Du hast = Donde esta el baño!
	11:32am Hubig Pie: Herding rattlesnakes is no easy task
	11:32am Mister Dobalina: Gonna have to go ahead & clicky star fav this one.
	11:32am Mister Dobalina: Reminds me of Roy Buchanan a bit.
	11:32am YETI BOB: True fact, "Popular Science" by Kaiser and Kuryokhin was the first music I bought in the newfangled CD format. (I was pretty impressed by the dynamic range, TBH.)
	11:33am Handy Haversack: Zinn, I'm in Greenpont. Was just in Wburg yesterday AND this morning, and almost stopped in Book Thug, but the dog wasn't in the mood. I have to get together a load of books to sell them.
	11:34am morphe': child Johhny- con 7 anos en Bklyn Sister .. necesito el bano . She says first ya must say the alphabet.. Johnny syas: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S TU V W XYZ SHE - the nun Sister Mary ?? says "Johnny ..ya left out the "P"" He says : "Na The Pee is running down my leg."
	11:34am Androu B.: La pregunta es: ¿Quien es el mas macho para aguantarse hasta que el ultimo en el baño se termina?
	11:35am fᣪfᣪ (: One thing I learned from WFMU is Senhor Testiculo. Not a tidbit of information but a profound knowledge to live a better life.
	11:35am PaulRobeson1920: @morphe’ baby: please! The P word!
	11:35am Brendan: Musical Appreciation 101: The tempo change of ¿Puedo Ir Al Baño? indicates that he went from the vague portent of intestinal rumbling to stage 5 prairie dogging aka brown capping (see also poking daylight).
	11:37am Mister Dobalina: Time for passion fruit juice. Maracuja..
	11:38am PaulRobeson1920: Going to be driving now. So Thank you for the muusic Ken!!!! Peace&LoVe ya’ll allways
	11:38am Hubig Pie: No Fun dirge march
	11:38am HyperDose: Be safe out there, PR1920!
	11:40am Androu B.: It's "no fun' to wait your turn at the Port-A-Potty.
	11:40am Krys O.: One needs a phrase to stop the thought distortions that increase anxiety. Mine is "This is just information."
	11:40am Androu B.: So long, PR1920!
	11:41am Mister Dobalina: ESL..no...SSL.
	11:41am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: What is that picture of the family with...an anthropomorphized giant scrotum?
	11:41am fᣪfᣪ (: Another thing I learned from WFMU and I kind of regret it already is what brown capping/poking daylight means. Thanks, Brendan!
	11:41am mariano: Belated good mornings to Ken and all. Ya fui al baño, you'll all be relieved to hear.
	11:41am YETI BOB: Krys O: Mine is WADAYAGUNADU
	11:42am fᣪfᣪ (: Threemoons, REally? Haven't you yet met Senhor Testiculo??!
	11:43am G: Freezelond
	11:43am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: @fᣪfᣪ (: Is that a real mascot for something?
	11:43am WebCuy Enrique: Sr. Cojones
	11:44am Hi from Holland: Friesland
	11:44am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: Holy FUCK it's real: en.wikipedia.org...
	11:44am Rich in Washington: It's Nutty, the Testicular Cancer Awareness mascot. Book him for your next school assembly.
	11:44am Mister Dobalina: If anyone finds them self in Spain on September 2nd, you will be able to see the Kumbia Queers.
	11:44am Androu B.: I confess I've occasionally been forced to do the brown capping/poking daylight thing. As I said, it's "no fun".
	11:45am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: www.mirror.co.uk...
	11:45am Rich in Washington: Oh god, Three Moons! I was just riffing. Hard to believe that's real, but here we are
	11:45am Mister Dobalina: This is a bangers & mash of track!
	11:45am Carmichael: That woodpecker is clearly engaging in tree-humping.
	11:45am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: @Rich we are in the stupidest timeline possible.
	11:45am chresti: Missed the Kumbia Queers!
	11:45am fᣪfᣪ (: Can't believe that in this time and age, Threemoons, you've never heard of Senhor Testiculo before.
	11:45am YETI BOB: 3Moons: "Is it the pubic hair that is so off-putting or the buckteeth? Definitely the buckteeth," Rivlin-Nadler notes. "Or maybe it's the bowl-cut. God, he (it?) is disturbing."
	11:46am Brendan: Sweet Jesus this is smokin’!
	11:46am egould: My what lovely singing voices!
	11:46am (another) Patrick in Hoboken: Loving this Carombolage! (Also a great German word for auto pileup)
	11:47am Yes: late good mornings to all
	11:47am Carmichael: "Presence on the internet" does not equate to "the truth".
	11:47am fᣪfᣪ (: Oh, so that's why we say 'carambola' in Spanish for a car pileup!
	11:47am HyperDose: Going out with a bang I see
	11:47am YETI BOB: Patrick: German? I think it's French.
	11:48am morphe': Androu - Call-A-Head if you are in NyC or around ... just got a new clean PoP delivered tp Green Oasis Community Garden 10009 there will be a W&B meetup soon.. Food, Beer, Wine and Spliffs = no hard alcohol or heavy drugs .. With a Call-A-Head .. Clay will give a date ... there will be a C
	11:49am YETI BOB: Patrick: Sorry, I guess the Germans borrowed it. But of course they spell it with a "K"
	11:49am Hubig Pie: Yeti B, it's the cheekbones and swirly hairs
	11:50am ¿¡: Hyperdose@11:04 - you once told me that you found comfort in a text you read that i posted for Lix Life; as I did with your text to AndrouB. Very true words about not letting it beat you up by letting it weigh on your mind. it was good advice.
	11:50am Mister Dobalina: How I feel right now !!! bit.ly...
	11:51am chresti: Mr. Balls. There ya go, educational!
	11:51am Androu B.: @Threemoons Our beloved Station Manager has had that gif and others featuring ST saved in the station server for quite some time now. It's nothing new to long-time listeners of this here program.
	11:52am Carmichael: Kenneth loves his Budweiser.
	11:53am Mister Dobalina: The king of beers, Budweiser...not Ken..I mean.
	11:53am HyperDose: @¿¡ Three things WFMU listeners have in spades: recipes, pet advice, and genuine camaraderie. Happy to be a part of this with you all.
	11:53am egould: German youth crew hardcore.
	11:53am Handy Haversack: I learned how to love. Thanks, Ken. Forms were freed! Very sorry to hear about the COVID. Hope all concerned are healing fast. Later on, all you Freed Forms. Remember: you can't woodpeck a snake! fᣪfᣪ , Androu B., ¡hasta la proxima!
	11:53am ¿¡: @3 Moons: I've heard of not being able to hit a barn with an elephant, but that's the first I've heard of a cow with a banjo.
	11:54am Photoline: Utah! Utah! Utah!
	11:54am radioronan: Thanks Ken!
	11:54am Krys O.: Thanks, Ken! Stay safe, everyone!
	11:55am Androu B.: Thanx for another morning-long thrill ride, -жеи! Good Day to all the Freebirds here and abroad! ¡Lo mismo, Handy!
	11:55am lazy pierogi: free britney! (while supplies last)
	11:55am chresti: Thanks Ken!
	11:55am Zinn The Mood: Heh…so you’re in some ways responsible for my deep appreciation of that place, Handy. Can’t get out of there without an armful usually. Of course I forgot that they don’t open until noon. Which usually makes it my kind of place. But with kids now I’m up early and out looking for something cool or edifying to do - and there ain’t much happening at these school kid hours. But being in this yuppie-saturated Neoliberal did land me a, get this, plant-based milk made out of pineapple and a cabbage (?!) in a coffee for free. Went in to Whole Foods to go to the bathroom (the absolute bane of existence in this city) only to find one needs a code, which the nearest shelf stocker claimed he didn’t know. Thought there’d be some street vendors today. Alas, about to peak in at Spoonbill and Sugartown, which incredibly has somehow endured the corporate real estate onslaught. Think I’ll finish this drink and head back to Book Thug.
	11:55am Ken From Hyde Park: Thanks, -жеи. Good luck with Lockdown 2, Electric Boogaloo.
	11:55am fᣪfᣪ (: Thanks, Egg for the Ken! Great show as always. Till next episode and remember, loosen up and how much wood would a woodchuck chuck?!
	11:56am HyperDose: Thanks Ken! Hope everyone at the station is well. If you need any foodstuffs, PPE, or cleaning supplies, there's no shortage down here in Bayonne. Would be more than happy to uber up and drop off whatever you need.
	11:56am Brendan: Thanks Ken and listeners. Fun show!
	11:57am mrdonutsu: This is exactly how I needed to start my broadcast day. Thx Ken!
	11:57am chresti: Thank you for today's lesson about giant potato man balls!
	11:57am Mister Dobalina: Solid material, Ken.
	11:57am Photoline: Home of dairy cows
	11:57am fᣪfᣪ (: Handy luego, Mr Haverstack!
	11:58am Carmichael: Put 'er on 78, Ken.
	11:58am ¿¡: @ hyperdose: 👍 so say i, with the few exceptions of those who seek to sabotage the chat.
	11:58am Androu B.: !Hasta La Proxima, fᣪfᣪ!
	11:58am Handy Haversack: Zinn, the Levee is always good for a calming beer, too!
	11:58am morphe': we were harsh Bklyn kids (b1961 = Sunset Park ) early Punks after CSNY and Country Joe and Blues Magoos.. PRE - PUNK PUNK JOKE : THE BEST HIT LYNARD SKYNARD DID WAS DIE IN A PLANE CRASH
	11:59am fᣪfᣪ (: Nos vemos pronto, Mr B!
	11:59am Rich in Washington: I still wanna hear a Spike Jones like cover of Clapton's Tears In Heaven, complete with slide whistle sound effects
	12:00pm Talking Egg: Please move away and evacuate thee area! NOW
	12:00pm Androu B.: AARGH!!! CURSE YOU, CORONAMONSTER!!!
	12:01pm Photoline: Disco Dazed and Confused
	12:01pm chresti: I'm morphe's boss because I'm older.
	12:01pm -жеи: G'bye to Jane and the resta youse! Seeya next week
	12:01pm Rich in Washington: Thanks, Ken!
	12:01pm Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: Thanks!
	12:03pm Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: @Morphe please keep us posted RE meetup date!
	12:03pm Talking Egg: Attack chipmunks are away. Mr Gein is away. I guess you're free as a freebird today, HyperDose.
	12:05pm HyperDose: Excuse me, pardon me. Trying to weave my way through all these protesters...cya next week Egg. Maybe take a break from the diabolical plans and pick up a Clorox wipe?
	12:07pm Talking Egg: Come to morphe's BBQ! I'll be there with my hot piece of meat. I hope you don't mind the mess.

Ken: Playlist from April 13, 2022

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April 13, 2022: Woodpecker's Revenge

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Artist	Track	Album	New	Approx. start time
The Spoon and Candle Workshop	Freebird	Seventies Mutation (various artists)		0:00:00 (Pop-up)
DJ Female Convict Scorpion	An Older Tomorrow, A Younger Yesterday	A Taze Against Rhyme	*	0:06:25 (Pop-up)
Cataline Matorral	No Place "No Place" by "Cataline Matorral"	Self Titled	*	0:11:15 (Pop-up)
Rimarimba	From 6 to 13 "From 6 to 13" by "Rimarimba"	In the Woods		0:14:44 (Pop-up)
Samm Bennett	Kokjo Plays Pool "Kokjo Plays Pool" by "Samm Bennett"	Good Radio / Bad Radio: Irwin's 2005 WFMU Marathon Premium		0:16:48 (Pop-up)
Marimtunes	Good 4 U (Olivia Rodrigo)			0:23:10 (Pop-up)
Hoof & Mouth Sinfonia with Abbie from Mars	Moment Of Conception	2022 WFMU Marathon Finale, March 20	*	0:25:33 (Pop-up)
Smoosh	I've Got My Own Problems To Fix	She Like Electric		0:28:17 (Pop-up)
Camper Van Beethoven	We're A Bad Trip	II & III		0:30:17 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: Jonathan Kane	Gripped "Gripped" by "Jonathan Kane"	Live At Issue Project Room		0:33:29 (Pop-up)
Robert Randolph	Voodoo Chile "Voodoo Chile" by "Robert Randolph"			0:41:55 (Pop-up)
Osaka Popstar	Man of Constant Sorrow f Daniel Johnston	The American Legends of Punk	*	0:46:53 (Pop-up)
DJ Cummerbund	Folsom Chocolate Blues (Johnny Cash Vs Baby Metal)			0:50:18 (Pop-up)
Ladybaby	ニッポン饅頭 Nippon Manju			0:53:13 (Pop-up)
Sudden Infant	Human Fly "Human Fly" by "Sudden Infant"			0:57:29 (Pop-up)

Carambolage	Johnny "Johnny" by "Carambolage"	Self Titled Rerelease	*	1:09:10 (Pop-up)
Monopol	Sag Wer Ich Bin "Sag Wer Ich Bin" by "Monopol"			1:16:13 (Pop-up)
Der Plan	Hey Baby Hope "Hey Baby Hope" by "Der Plan"	Eins und Zwei und Drei und Vier: Deutsche Experimentelle Pop-Musik 1980-86 (V/a)		1:16:24 (Pop-up)
Andreas Dorau	Kein Liebeslied "Kein Liebeslied" by "Andreas Dorau"			1:19:29 (Pop-up)
Lori and the Chameleons	Touch "Touch" by "Lori and the Chameleons"	Rough Trade Singles		1:23:38 (Pop-up)
Hoof & Mouth Sinfonia with Mona, Kellen and Jesse D	Heaven or Las Vegas			1:27:47 (Pop-up)
Chris & Cosey	October (Love Song)			1:32:23 (Pop-up)
OMD	Electricity "Electricity" by "OMD"			1:35:52 (Pop-up)
Hannah Peel	Electricity "Electricity" by "Hannah Peel"			1:40:14 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: Rockabye Baby Ensemble	"Rockabye Baby Ensemble"			1:42:18 (Pop-up)
Soia, Julien Sénélas, Jérôme Vassereau	In C	Terry Riley's In C Pour 11 Oscillateurs et 53 Formes	*	1:54:05 (Pop-up)

The Four Freshman	The More I See You (Normalized Version)			2:17:26 (Pop-up)
Melenas	Donde Esta El Bano? "Donde Esta El Bano?" by "Melenas"	Melenas	*	2:18:12 (Pop-up)
Kumbia Queers	Chica de Calendario			2:21:15 (Pop-up)
Isaac Sasson	Río Manzanares "Río Manzanares" by "Isaac Sasson"	Canciones de Isaac		2:24:10 (Pop-up)
Senor Wooly	¿Puedo Ir Al Baño? "¿Puedo Ir Al Baño?" by "Senor Wooly"			2:26:38 (Pop-up)
Henry Kaiser and Sergei Kuryokhin	Rattlesnake Roundup Reprise	Popular Science		2:30:07 (Pop-up)
Old Time Relijun	The Lung Song "The Lung Song" by "Old Time Relijun"	Musicking	*	2:33:01 (Pop-up)

Carambolage	City-Großmarkt "City-Großmarkt" by "Carambolage"	Self Titled	*	2:43:03 (Pop-up)
Kikkerspuug	Langzaam Sterven "Langzaam Sterven" by "Kikkerspuug"			2:46:21 (Pop-up)
Pussy Riot	Putin Will Teach You How To Love			2:50:03 (Pop-up)

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Listener comments!
	8:02am fᣪfᣪ (: Hi, Ken and friends of Egg!
	8:24am Ken From Hyde Park: All the hits, all the time!
	8:33am Handy Haversack: Morning, fᣪfᣪ and all assembled Kens and other freed forms. I have to walk to the dr. for a blood test and then back. So I'll be a little late for the festivities. But will catch you soon!
	8:45am Brian C.: Wow, the comic's legit! Does that mean we get to hear Big Blood and Corn Weinie remixes today?
	8:49am Androu B.: Good Morning, жеи, KFHP, & all the Freebirds here & abroad! Buenos Dias, fᣪfᣪ y Handy!
	8:50am -жеи: @Brian C, yes, it is sort of legit, that comic! Except for the minor detail that WFMU's ACTUAL "Phrase That Pays" is "I listen to WFMU, where the music is so HOT that in order to listen, you need to wear protective clothing."
	8:52am Androu B.: And GM, Brian C.!
	8:57am Krys O.: Howdy! Andrews McMeel might put that on a calendar or a mug in the future. I'd buy it.
	9:00am fᣪfᣪ (: Hi, Mr B and Mr Haversack! No worries, Handy. I'll take notes on your behalf while you are away. .
	9:02am HyperDose: Good morning Ken, fᣪfᣪ, Androu, Krys!
	9:02am karlward: OK OK I am ready for the Glenn Danzig cover of "Freebird"
	9:02am RB: Free Bird , the “Chicken Shake and Bake” of rock ‘n roll
	9:02am Brendan: Good morning Ken, listeners and unidentified flying bird
	9:03am morphe': Anybody judged Ken's Mood drop ... after Freebird ?? slow and easy or Norwegian death Metal - where they actually sacrifice people.. or Astor Piazolla on 45' or 78' or???
	9:03am Androu B.: GM Krys O., HyperDose, Karl, RB, Brendan!
	9:04am Androu B.: And GM to you too, morphe'!
	9:07am morphe': Andou - your name makes me thinks of my best so brief visit to Greece where every glass of wine was greeted with piles of Tapas/food bits ..From Athenens to South to Delphi [NO FANCY ISLANDS = Road Trip ]
	9:07am minkwest: Good morning. Any sounds here will be preferable to the ubiquitous leaf blowers around here. Happy Wednesday!
	9:08am McGroovey: That might have been the best Free Bird cover ever. Or something.
	9:08am PaulRobeson1920: Hit after hit after hit
	9:08am fᣪfᣪ (: Ken, Give 100 bucks away today to a lucky commenter. I have an idea for a game. Whoever posts today's first message wins the prize! So on your marks..get set....GO!
	9:08am JeremyB: Good morning Ken! Sorry about the lockdown, good luck!
	9:09am Brendog of House White Bone: That version of freebird, it doesn't seem to exist anywhere on the internet. How do I hear it again?
	9:09am Brendan: Spoon and Candle Workshop… go figure. I thought they were a boutique shop in the mall.
	9:09am fᣪfᣪ (: Hola, Hyperdose!
	9:10am wenzo toad (it/it’s): Good morrow fair lizardnerzz… wssappinin
	9:12am Androu B.: GM McGroovey, PR1920, JeremyB, wenzo, Yeti Bob, Will (if you're reading this)!
	9:12am fᣪfᣪ (: Brendog, https://oddiooverplay.blogspot.com/2013/02/seventies-mutation.html
	9:13am Brendog of House White Bone: fᣪfᣪ ( Thank you so much...you saved me from a lifetime of search and asking people if they heard of it at cocktail parties.
	9:15am Androu B.: Danzig, the Patron Saint of all Misfits!
	9:15am Brendog of House White Bone: ...well if I did go to cocktail parties. I'm more of a basement guy these days.
	9:15am YETI BOB: Brendog, you can always wait 3 hours until it shows up in the archive (goes for anything you hear on this show)
	9:16am Krys O.: I saw a young girl wearing a Misfits t-shirt yesterday in Orange while waiting for a bus. I think she was about 19 or so. It reminded me of kids in the early 80s wearing Jim Morrison t-shirts and being stunned when I told them that Jim died in 1971.
	9:16am YETI BOB: Hi Androu, how goes?
	9:16am Brendog of House White Bone: Thanks Yeti!
	9:17am YETI BOB: Krys O: Misfits T-shirts come in orange? I've only ever seen them in black! ;-)
	9:17am fᣪfᣪ (: Brendog, I have more for you: https://web.archive.org/web/20130423113042/http://www.constructotower.com/free_bird.mp3
	9:18am Dropof Goldensun: I need a paisley Misfits shirt.
	9:18am Webhamster Henry: Hi Ken & Wednesday listeners!
	9:18am fᣪfᣪ (: RIP Danzig
	9:19am Erin in TO: So many Danzig gifs, but yet no Danzig plays
	9:19am Krys O.: Yes, Yeti Bob. The City of Orange Township. It's so special because it's a City and a Township. Hey, I know Samm! Will tell him about the airplay.
	9:19am Androu B.: Oh, and for those who missed it last night: https://www.wfmu.org/playlists/shows/114456 He always seems to catch us by surprise!
	9:20am YETI BOB: Krys O: Yeah, I know East Orange. Just to the left of West Banana.
	9:20am McGroovey: I want to hear a Samm Bennett big band easy listening version of Free Bird, but I don't own a big band, so I can't do it myself.
	9:20am Androu B.: GM WH, Erin!
	9:20am Webhamster HenryPlay: Playing any heavily dump-buttoned Gilbert Gottfried today?
	9:20am Brendog of House White Bone: fᣪfᣪ (: Thanks! You know how a Potato has all the ingredients you'd need to survive. My theory is Free Bird has every song writing technique you need. Covers of it highlight those techniques in otherwise unobservable ways.
	9:20am fᣪfᣪ (: thanks, Androu B!
	9:21am Tinley Park Randy: Sounds like Wake show
	9:22am tak: sounds like the 90s in 80s movies
	9:24am YETI BOB: What does the woman cutting the board with a hacksaw have to do with Danzig? And are we just laughing at her for using the wrong tool?
	9:24am (Murakami Whywolf))): Part of "The Tin Drum" is a parable about the various groups (represented by the narrator's mother's suitors) trying to live in, or to control, Danzig.
	9:25am -жеи: @YetiBob, that IS Danzig
	9:25am prof.fuzz: morning y'all! ken! handy! mcG!
	9:25am Erin in TO: @Yeti Bob I think it's reference to Danzig working at Home Depot cutting lumber
	9:25am HyperDose: Is Danzig moonlighting at Hollywood Tans now too?
	9:26am (Murakami Whywolf))): YETI BOB: Well, she's at an Home Depot™….
	9:26am YETI BOB: Oh, right, thanks, I forgot about his post-Misfits career!!
	9:27am YETI BOB: But look, she's using a hacksaw to cut wood! And there's a wood saw right next to her! Hahaha.
	9:28am Hi from Holland: Aloha! Abbie from Mars!
	9:28am karlward: That was awesome
	9:29am DjLorraine: Measure twice, cut loose, footloose
	9:29am Polly.: she's actually cutting a 4" piece of white molding on top of a giant board.
	9:30am Krys O.: Thanks for clearing it up, Polly.
	9:30am fᣪfᣪ (: Another Danzig related pic https://s.hdnux.com/photos/51/24/52/10832551/7/1200x0.jpg
	9:31am YETI BOB: What's the appropriate saw to cut 4" white molding?
	9:31am karlward: I heard you can only buy the Samhain box set at Home Depot
	9:31am HyperDose: @YB A miter saw
	9:31am DjLorraine: Make 2" x 4“s 2 by 4 again
	9:31am ChukAmok: Does this stone-cold classic count as making fun of Danzig? worleygig.com...
	9:32am Erin in TO: That gif is making me strangely thankful that I don't have to spend time slamming my head into trees
	9:32am karlward: ChukAmok: only if you laugh at it
	9:32am Rich in Washington: Holy cow! I haven't heard this in eons!
	9:32am YETI BOB: karlward: I laughed.
	9:33am ChukAmok: karlward: what about laughing with it?
	9:33am Boomer: https://boingboing.net/2022/04/13/testing-to-find-the-best-circular-saws.html
	9:34am ChukAmok: Oh, to be a woodpecker's chiropractor and/or maxillofacial surgeon.
	9:34am karlward: ChukAmok: Here I am trying to think of what Danzig's reinterpretative cover of "Hips Don't Lie" would be.
	9:35am YETI BOB: I learned to love Camper Van Beethoven in the 80s, from hearing them on this very station
	9:36am PMD: I couldn’t believe it either Ken. Camper!!
	9:36am ChukAmok: karlward: okay, now I'm laughing but not in a nice way.
	9:37am wenzo toad (it/it’s): I know where the bathroom is… and the library
	9:41am Androu B.: @morphe' @9:07 It's just a pseudonym I use online, esp. for whenever I open an account on, say, a file sharing site. Also serves double as my Goofle ID and my artist alias (currently as "Mashwiz", but soon will be using a new user ID, time and circumstances allowing), GM (MW)), freind van Nederland, DjLorraine, Polly., ChukAmok, Rich in Washington, Boomer, PMD!
	9:42am Glistener MW: morning, Androu & all!
	9:43am Krys O.: Robert Randolph is GREAT!!!
	9:44am People Like Us: Morgen / Arfternoon
	9:44am fᣪfᣪ (: Hi, Vicki!
	9:44am Glistener MW: "START laughing WITH Danzig!"
	9:45am Cal in Dothan: Saw RR and Family Band at the Lyric right after it reopened in Birmingham
	9:45am sofa rex: christian music! saw him in a dirty christian fest tent a few times, remember this song cuz my wife loves it!
	9:45am Glistener MW: has anyone seen that newish Danzig movie "Verotika"?
	9:45am Rich in Washington: Greetings, PLU!
	9:45am yippie: purple haze? this reminds me nirvanas acoustic cover of freebird which is actually sweet home alabama
	9:45am People Like Us: hi Rich! Hi ffofofofofofofoo
	9:46am Androu B.: Greets, Vickie/PLU!
	9:46am Planet Tyler: When my bf answered the phone "I listen to WFMU, where the music is so hot that you could get scalded if you didn't wear protective clothing" I knew he was the one
	9:46am karlward: Randolph on the Octavia!
	9:47am Androu B.: GM yippie!
	9:47am HyperDose: @Glistener MW Who's the better actor, Danzig or Rollins?
	9:50am Planet Tyler: Is no one going to talk about the Danzig masterpiece that Verotika is?
	9:50am fᣪfᣪ (: HyperDose, None. But they are both great comic characters: Henry and Glenn Forever and Ever https://www.brooklynvegan.com/star-crossed-lovers-henry-rollins-glenn-danzig-are-now-bobbleheads/
	9:50am Handy Haversack: Back. What's up with all these melodies? Hey, Ken, all the Freed Forms.
	9:51am Androu B.: GM Planet Tyler!
	9:52am Glistener MW: I haven't seen Verotika yet, sadly! -- I was supposed to in a cinema before first lockdown and it feels like the sort of thing best experienced in a crowd. But Hyperdose, I have loved Rollins' cameos in things like Jack Frost, The Chase, and every time he pops up unexpectedly (The "H+G F&E" comic is great!)
	9:53am HyperDose: @fᣪfᣪ I understand the Rollins square head, but the Betty Boop-esque Danzig is making me, uh...feel things
	9:54am YETI BOB: Most irritating mashup yet. I'm so over this phenomenon.
	9:56am lazy pierogi: <333 !!!!!!!!
	9:57am fᣪfᣪ (: But aren't you, YETI BOB, a mashup of the two legendary commenters Yeti and Bob?
	9:57am ackthpfft: Will treasure this forever
	9:59am Krys O.: Howdy, Vicki!
	10:01am Krys O.: Just found myself humming along with this.
	10:01am Androu B.: @ Glistener MW I recall Rollins hosted a docuseries on cable/satellite TV. I've since forgotten what the subject of it was, but I believe it might have been among a dozen or so about serial killers, I could be wrong though.
	10:01am Abominable Bill: @ff: He is! Plus, he stole the nomenclature from me!
	10:03am Glistener MW: @Androu: That rings a bell! I enjoyed Rollins' latenight chat-show quite a bit too; he has a great stage-presence and host-acumen
	10:03am Ken From Hyde Park: I forget, who is/was the brains behind Sudden Infant? It's someone in the WFMU community, isn't it?
	10:05am Bernardo: Ken! Nippon Manju IS WHY I TUNE IN …for the weirdness. Keep it weird.
	10:07am Lewis: soul-less blues technician...
	10:07am Glistener MW: I can't be the only one who misheard that as "passing incontinence". The following "soil you" just retroactively cemented the previous mishearing in my mind.
	10:08am YETI BOB: Sorry for the negative comment. If I don't like it I'll find something else to listen to, instead of complaining.
	10:08am Rachel Bo Bachel: Omg I kinda agree re: Eric Clapton, never heard anyone express these sentiments this way before. Ken = so smarttt
	10:09am wenzo toad (it/it’s): Don’t forget shameful political rants… “who shot the sherif? Sure as shit wasn’t you mate”
	10:10am Androu B.: Osaka Popstar was in the same vein as Gorillaz, where Damon Albarn was the primary performer with a rotating assortment of session musicians appearing at random on certain tracks.
	10:10am Rich in Washington: KFHP: Sudden Infant is a gent (w/collaborators) from Germany named Joke Lanz.
	10:12am Ken From Hyde Park: Thanks, Rich. I see that now. I'm going on little rest and not thinking clearly. I was thinking it was one of RTD's projects <insert carrot cake reference>.
	10:13am Androu B.: GM Rachel!
	10:13am Handy Haversack: Ken FHP, you're thinking maybe of Blue Sausage Infant. I know, our birth rate is still way too high in this time slot!
	10:15am Rev. Turnip Druid: But there was once a sacred meeting of the two infants during the Sonic Circuits fest in DC several years ago!
	10:16am Androu B.: Are you going back to the pickle motif, -жеи? Must be a fetish with you, lol! GM Rev. Druid!
	10:16am Ken From Hyde Park: Thanks, Handy. (Note to self: save band name Concrete Infants for later use). How is Bagpipe doing this morning?
	10:16am Bernardo: Danke deutchrländ
	10:17am fᣪfᣪ (: The guy from Sudden Infant is a Swiss actually.
	10:17am Mister Dobalina: Randomly came across some photos on Flickr of the FMU crew back in the days, including some pics of a young, 1980's Ken. He hasn't changed much.
	10:19am Handy Haversack: Rev. Turnip Druid: I think that's called a play date in the parlance of our time. Ken, he's kind of miserable still but seems much better than yesterday. He's not crying all the time! He does have to wear the hemorrhoid pillow of shame for quit a while yet, which has us all a little down in the dumps. In the parlance of our time.
	10:20am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: Morning all. Here for the GIFs and the weirdness. Need to throw on yesterday's clothing and make coffee....
	10:20am fᣪfᣪ (: Can we have a 3-hour show of Thomas the Engine theme song? It's the hottest tune to tribute at the moment. Just saying.
	10:21am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: @HH catching up in chat here...oh no is that poor Bagpipe? What happened to him?
	10:21am Rev. Turnip Druid: a play-date between infants over the catering table at the fest. Mr.Lanz was a lovely guy. And gave one hell of a performance.
	10:21am Frank R: Oh mein Gott, Andreas Dorau. Fantastisch. Look for the video on youtube.
	10:22am fᣪfᣪ (: Mister Dobalina, Is the one where they are in a picnic in a baseball park?
	10:23am wenzo toad (it/it’s): F?f?( Diabolical!
	10:23am Krys O.: Bagpipe has a special pillow?
	10:23am Uleeshuh TN: Some guys...
	10:23am Roberto: Handy, please remind me, is Bagpipe of the feline or canine persuasion?
	10:24am Androu B.: "[This Is] No[t A] Love Song", definitely not a Public Image Ltd. cover, but a reasonable adaptation of "Some Guys Have All The Luck".
	10:26am Handy Haversack: Bagpipe is the lone dog in a sea of cats over here. He had to have some tumors and flesh tags cut off yesterday so has sutures on his chest and legs. He has to wear the Hemorrhoid Pillow of Shame around his neck for 10-14 days! But I think the pain and the aftereffects of the anesthesia are fading at least. I assume that's also the WFMU treatment for COVID?
	10:26am Dave Conehead: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🍔🏁😎👍
	10:26am Androu B.: @-жеи Chris & Cosey's "October Love Song" for the segue please.
	10:27am PaulRobeson1920: Clay Pigeon said it’s going to be 79 degrees tomorrow!!!!!
	10:27am Roberto: Aww poor baby boi. Best wishes for a speedy recovery.
	10:28am Mister Dobalina: It's ya boy: bit.ly... .. Enjoy!
	10:28am Mister Dobalina: Those were the daze: bit.ly...
	10:29am Handy Haversack: Cocteau Triplets!
	10:29am Androu B.: Ah, the best part of this year's H&MS!
	10:29am river: nightmare: someone records my karaoke and plays it on the radio
	10:29am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: @Staysh, did you HAVE to ruin one of my favorite Cocteau Twins songs for me? GAH....OTOH I guess that's what we're here for.
	10:30am unpopularfred: Scott really nailed the guitar tone for this song
	10:30am Quinn: These lyrics are more intelligible than the original
	10:30am Yvang: Their version of Heaven or Las Vegas gives me pure joy. It's even better with the footage and the Frazer wigs.
	10:31am Thin Slice: needs more chorus pedal
	10:31am Handy Haversack: Androu B., every time I think I have a favorite part from this year, I remember another bit. That said: someone put that Creamo Coyl in a band!
	10:34am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: @HH speedy recovery to poor doggo, may the kitties not harass him too much. And I hope that your wallet didn't take too big of a hit. Do you and K8 have pet insurance?
	10:34am ifeelfatnsassy: Am I tapping my toes on a Wednesday morning? What is happening.
	10:36am Androu B.: Thanx, -жеи! I'll disclose here that I succesfully recreated the backing instrumental for "A Kissed Out Red Floatboat" in Fruity Loops.
	10:36am Handy Haversack: We have been paying insurance on this dog since he was a puppy and had all sorts of problems. And yesterday it really came through! We now have a $37 credit at the vet!
	10:36am chresti: Good morning Ken and today's programme participants!
	10:37am HyperDose: @fᣪfᣪ Re: Thomas the Tank Engine theme. Only if it's an MLG remix on a 10 hour loop! Morning 🌙🌙🌙 :)
	10:38am Dave Conehead: Happy to give u guys my money and to wear your shirts
	10:38am morphe': did someone say EFAVAN FUNK NEW AFTERNOON SHOW !!!
	10:38am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: @HH wow! @Hyperdose morning to you and the rest of the crew!
	10:38am PaulRobeson1920: Morning chresti! Bout’ 60 degrees in NYC right now
	10:40am lazy pierogi: similar sounding progression to “the kids aren’t alright” by the offspring
	10:41am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: I got out a little bit last night. Went to pick up some milk and fresh veggies at United Brothers in Astoria and got waylaid by the new cocktail bar next to Judy & Punch (same/affiliated owners). Wound up going to bed later than intended but still managed to get enough food in pending going out to Mom's for the weekend.
	10:42am chresti: 53 in Griffith park, PaulRobe! Also a fire dept helicopter is circling over the ridge by the obsevatory, someone must've got lost or there was a fire.
	10:42am G: That kangaroo has serious indigestion.
	10:42am HyperDose: Please give her a collective hug and this satchel of pixie from all of us, Threemoons. 🎒✨💜
	10:43am fᣪfᣪ (: HyperDose, How come I have never heard of these MLG remixes before? So many memes to watch, so little time!
	10:45am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: @Hyperdose THANK YOU.
	10:46am Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): Hello, Mary!
	10:46am YETI BOB: Handy - glad to hear Bagpipe is on the mend. I've got a feral cat (Queen Mathilde) living in my bathroom now. Wish I could do more to make her comfortable, but I think the problem is people (me) so I'm mostly leaving her alone. Poor thing, I wish I could explain everything to her.
	10:47am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: Also, did anyone else get an NYC emergency services blast notice on their phone RE the perp from yesterday's subway drama? Miracle that nobody was actually killed--10 shot; I guess the guy couldn't hit a cow's ass with a banjo as they say.
	10:47am Mister Dobalina: We can make sandwiches You can be the bun And I can be the burger girl Out on the dance floor
	10:47am fᣪfᣪ (: 3-hour show of 4 Non Blondes' What's Up cover songs. Just imagine.
	10:47am Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): 49 in Glendale. Hi, chrestikins, PaulRobekins, Kenkins and all you folxes!
	10:48am Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): including karaoke versions!
	10:48am Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): @fᣪfᣪ (: ^^
	10:49am Mister Dobalina: Shanghai is on lock down! 23 million people.
	10:50am (Murakami Whywolf))): Frisian's the closest language to the non-French parts of English.
	10:50am Androu B.: GM chresti! @Handy I had a wonderful pet black cat who succumbed to diabetes. Not a day goes by that I look back in regret thinking what I could've done to cover the $500 for the insulin he badly needed. Believe me, he meant that much to me at a time when I needed the comfort and support I needed to boost my morale during the time of great hardship that was further precipitated by Covid restrictions. the vets assured me that his condition wasn't Covid related. But for me it just seemed like mere synchronicity that he'd passed away before the year was over (and on the morning of Friday the 13th, ironically).
	10:50am Ray from Clifton: I like the lullaby Great Gig in the Sky
	10:51am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: @Androu B. I am so sorry.
	10:51am Mister Dobalina: Have 3, CD albums by Syd Barrett...not sure what to do with them.
	10:52am morphe': responsible Ken once 3 years ago went to: library toilet cafe machine and played P- Funk - en entirety = Gotta Shake k\ the Gate for later and for kids... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZhoQXujtKk (betwixt 9am-12am) = ET
	10:52am ?: everyone just get the covid its fine
	10:52am Hubig Pie: I dunno if it's the best but I learn about the latest rock and roll stars goin' to that great big gig in the sky right-ch here
	10:52am Handy Haversack: Androu B., it's so sad. But you have to forgive yourself, too. There's only so much that's in our power. And you'd already done everything you could do -- that's what the preceding years of joy and companionship were all about.
	10:53am Krys O.: I learned that I find certain droning sounds soothing.
	10:54am fᣪfᣪ (: A black cat dying on Friday the 13th. You can't be more metal than that, Androu B! I'm pretty sure your cat is watching us from Hell. Happily playing Balls with bells with Satan.
	10:54am morphe': NOT NOT for kids .. en entirety = Gotta Shake k\ the Gate for later and for kids... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZhoQXujtKk (betwixt 9am-12am) = ET
	10:55am HyperDose: Morning, Baba Beekins! @Threemoons His gun also jammed. A lot of idiots use WD40 to clean their firearms, which is a big no no. Responsible and educated firearm owners use BreakFree CLP. So happy no one was killed. I was watching the horror show right before my EKG 😬
	10:55am fᣪfᣪ (: Why Soia doesn't have a surname?
	10:56am Handy Haversack: Not to mention Henry and Glenn, fᣪfᣪ.
	10:57am -жеи: Soia lives in the land of the one-named people, next door to Charo
	10:57am Mister Dobalina: We can make sandwiches.
	10:59am PaulRobeson1920: SHOOT TO LIVE that’s what l say! AIM FOR LIFE AND🎵don’t worry about tomorrow hey, hey…
	11:00am egould: Waiting for Roger Daltrey to jump in and scream “Yyyyeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!”
	11:00am -жеи: @f0f0 thanks for the suggestion. I like that idea. I think it will bring people so far apart, that they will come together again on the other side.
	11:00am BIRP60406: Wow, that new Pink Floyd single must be really bad!
	11:00am Androu B.: @ Threemoons It's been a year and 5 months now. I still have the few photos I've taken of him, one of which I've posted to my FB. That keeps the memory alive for me. Although, entre nous, some nights I get the feeling his essence comes back to my room to give me a sign that he's doing fine where he is now and to let me know that i'm just as missed by him as he is to me.
	11:00am chresti: I learned about the land of one-named people on wfmu!
	11:03am PaulRobeson1920: See the front cover of the NYPost today!? IN big bold font “SCALP GRANDMA, THEN ROB HER”
	11:03am Handy Haversack: It's your people, chresti!
	11:04am HyperDose: @Androu Was talking about that very same thing with a friend yesterday. It's so easy to guilt yourself because they're so little and helpless. I don't doubt you did the best you could given the circumstances. It'll be a year for me in August. Warwick played Starry Eyes by Cigarettes After Sex when I came home with the empty carrier. I collapsed into a puddle of inconsolable tears where I remained for two weeks. Please be good to yourself, it's what our kitty's would want. ❤️
	11:04am chresti: Yes Handy! My people!
	11:04am -жеи: What was his screenname again, the D Train Shooter? Oh yeah! It was ProphetofTruth88
	11:05am Mister Dobalina: Aries -The Sun remains in your sign until the 20th, so you have precisely a week in which to be assertive in ways that might not be so easy at other times of the year. If you can balance self-confidence with common sense you cannot fail to succeed. - NY Post
	11:06am fᣪfᣪ (: Ken, I was totally joking when I said 3-hour show of What's Up. No, Ken. really! Stop! STOP IT! Do not even entertain that idea!
	11:06am PaulRobeson1920: @HyperDose: looks like we are BOTH gun experts!
	11:07am fᣪfᣪ (: This oscillateur song sounds much better if you add another oscillator.
	11:08am Photoline: Happy Cheese Turd
	11:09am Handy Haversack: fᣪfᣪ, Would that require also adding another 4.81818 forms? I said hey. What's going on?
	11:09am morphe': Has Ken gone to the library or the toilet or the Jo Strummer Cafe machine again ???
	11:09am chresti: I learned about places and music that I had not heard before, mostly.
	11:11am fᣪfᣪ (: Don't worry, people. The best part of this track is coming soon at around the 46 min mark.
	11:11am Yvang: Duffy rules!
	11:11am HyperDose: @Morphe' I think he retreated to his Prius to grab some more of his wife's pot cookies
	11:11am Mister Dobalina: It's 11:11
	11:11am Photoline: Mashing Washine
	11:12am Mister Dobalina: Doh! Not no more.
	11:12am chresti: Mx BBkins! Didja see the Butterick pattern gif?
	11:12am Hubig Pie: 11 oscillateurs is the Nigel Tufnel of oscillateur orchestras
	11:12am Planet Tyler: Moshing Machine
	11:13am Ant Trax: Oscillate
	11:13am HyperDose: Acetate
	11:13am Carmichael: Good morning Kenneth and all the ships at sea.
	11:14am Seanbelly: That joke was so dumb I can't stop laughing.
	11:15am Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): chrestikins, omx, I gotta collect all the Butterick dancers!!!!
	11:16am Androu B.: @fᣪfᣪ Look, I'm familiar with all the Pseudo-Christian (read: "Conservative Far Right") paranoiacs and kneejerkers who buy into all the Capitolist confoundedness. I personally never bought into that silly superstition about black cats being bad luck when they cross your path. He was the kindest and most well-meaning of cats you'd ever meet. He's already been through his own hell. Diabetes left him gaunt and frail to the point where he was barely able to even lift himself up by his own legs. I choose to believe he's already done his time in Hell and has been redeemed.
	11:16am Hubig Pie: E flat minor, yo. It's the saddest of all keys
	11:16am Krys O.: I thought of you when I saw the Butterick gif, Baba. :)
	11:17am queems: this music is making me way more chill
	11:17am Photoline: Caw! Caw! Caw! giphy.com...
	11:17am karlward: You got a call from the Chillionaire himself?
	11:17am Mister Dobalina: Reefer madness, indeed.
	11:17am BillyLundun: Very caviler glucoma!
	11:18am YETI BOB: hmm this is making me want to smoke marijuana
	11:18am Rich in Washington: Someone needs to set this rant to music, ala Scott Johnson, René Lussier.
	11:18am egould: Pull the stick out, dude.
	11:18am Rich in Washington: Gawd! This is stupendous, Ken!
	11:19am Rich in Washington: ALVIIIIIIN!
	11:19am Ken From Hyde Park: "Music, please!" Haha!
	11:19am chresti: I learned that E flat minor is the saddest of all keys! Yo Hubig.
	11:19am :::::: Donors! Is your organization smoking marijuana?
	11:19am YETI BOB: What does it mean to "normalize" music? I'm not quite sure what they did to that.
	11:19am Krys O.: Mash that rant with a loop of Joe Belock's "We want to get loaded!"
	11:19am Androu B.: GM Mister Dobalina, Photoline, Hubig, Carmichjael, queems, egould,... ...and especially to you, Mx. Baba Bee!
	11:19am YETI BOB: chresti: “D minor … is the saddest of all keys, I find.”— Nigel Tufnel.
	11:20am Handy Haversack: I learned how to wrap my tongue around my brain.
	11:20am Rick from SC: Keep the woodpeckers comin'.
	11:21am Krys O.: Black cats have a special place in my heart. My family used to take care of ferals in the 70s. One of them was a cranky old black tomcat we called Zigmund.
	11:21am Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): Krys O.: thanks! now I just gotta remember how to get the damn thing into my avatar. I'm very technically challenged.
	11:21am chresti: YETI BOB, thanks, Hubig Pie may disagree?
	11:22am chresti: Ha Handy!
	11:22am Mister Dobalina: Ken, those woodpecker gifs are legit, fire!
	11:22am Hubig Pie: My bad, E flat minor is the most difficult of all the keys
	11:22am fᣪfᣪ (: Androu B, Good black cats become cherubim after they complete their stint in Hell.
	11:22am LouFancy: It sounded like the normalized version was a process of taking all of the notes/words and making them be perfectly on beat, removing any the swing or feel. That's my theory, like autotune but for timing instead of pitch
	11:22am Androu B.: @Yeti Bob Heavy, Man!
	11:23am fᣪfᣪ (: Donde esta mi amigo Webcui Enrique?
	11:23am Rick from SC: Thanks for the pileated woodpecker, Ken
	11:23am Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): My 13th birthday was on a Friday the 13th and I lived with three black cats! And I went to see the premiere of "Friday the 13th Pt 3 in Super 3D!" I walked under a ladder for extra luck. And though it was many many years ago, I still miss one of those cats, George, to this day. Kitty love is the best love I know. Condolences, Androu B. <3
	11:24am fᣪfᣪ (: The saddest of all keys is an A without umlaut.
	11:24am YETI BOB: Hubig: Yeah, on the guitar or bass it's pretty bad b/c you don't have any open strings to use. A flat minor has the same problem. On a keyboard it's not so bad.
	11:25am Androu B.: ¡AHORA GOZAMOS! ¡Siguame, compañeros!
	11:25am YETI BOB: Thanks LouFancy
	11:26am Megaroni: Que cute
	11:27am fᣪfᣪ (: The evil baby laugh! I loved it
	11:27am Hubig Pie: Yeti B, use that alternate tuning - all strings to E flat
	11:28am Photoline: How many pecks can a woodpecker peck if a woodpecker would peck wood?
	11:28am drr: Androu, just got here; sorry to hear about your black cat. I lost my black cat Betty to diabetes as well. She got to have ten years and many good stories in an adventurous life. It's tough to lose them.
	11:28am fᣪfᣪ (: Senor Wooly spanish is perfect although he pronounces letter E in the Russian way. Go figure!
	11:29am Zinn The Mood: Hey folks. Riding a bicycle around town on this lovely warm and sunny day, listening on the portable Bose speaker lodged in the baby seat behind me, and wound up in Wmsbg. Guess Rough Trade is no more? Probably head over to one of the best and coolest little bookstores around, Book Thug on N 3rd st, owned by an Occupy comrade. Handy, you’re in Gnpt, or Sunset Park? Thought the latter, and was thinking of you when that insane subway shooting news broke.
	11:29am karlward: Señor Wooly: Unlike the station bathroom, Ken's home bathroom is available
	11:29am Andy M.: This song translates into "May I use the bathroom?"
	11:29am Brendan: The sad, plaintive nature of this song quickly turns to urgency.
	11:30am fᣪfᣪ (: Everybody sing! Todos a cantar! "Por que no puedo ir al baño!?" "Dejelo, dejelo!"
	11:30am egould: My Spanish is no bueno. But I comprende this!
	11:30am Androu B.: Se me ocurio...¿No sera que esto es un interpretacion de un cancion de Rammstein?
	11:31am WebCuy Enrique: ¿No puedo ir al baño? Aiii!
	11:31am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: @Zinn did not know about Book Thug, must grok it.
	11:32am fᣪfᣪ (: Androu B, Si! Du hast = Donde esta el baño!
	11:32am Hubig Pie: Herding rattlesnakes is no easy task
	11:32am Mister Dobalina: Gonna have to go ahead & clicky star fav this one.
	11:32am Mister Dobalina: Reminds me of Roy Buchanan a bit.
	11:32am YETI BOB: True fact, "Popular Science" by Kaiser and Kuryokhin was the first music I bought in the newfangled CD format. (I was pretty impressed by the dynamic range, TBH.)
	11:33am Handy Haversack: Zinn, I'm in Greenpont. Was just in Wburg yesterday AND this morning, and almost stopped in Book Thug, but the dog wasn't in the mood. I have to get together a load of books to sell them.
	11:34am morphe': child Johhny- con 7 anos en Bklyn Sister .. necesito el bano . She says first ya must say the alphabet.. Johnny syas: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S TU V W XYZ SHE - the nun Sister Mary ?? says "Johnny ..ya left out the "P"" He says : "Na The Pee is running down my leg."
	11:34am Androu B.: La pregunta es: ¿Quien es el mas macho para aguantarse hasta que el ultimo en el baño se termina?
	11:35am fᣪfᣪ (: One thing I learned from WFMU is Senhor Testiculo. Not a tidbit of information but a profound knowledge to live a better life.
	11:35am PaulRobeson1920: @morphe’ baby: please! The P word!
	11:35am Brendan: Musical Appreciation 101: The tempo change of ¿Puedo Ir Al Baño? indicates that he went from the vague portent of intestinal rumbling to stage 5 prairie dogging aka brown capping (see also poking daylight).
	11:37am Mister Dobalina: Time for passion fruit juice. Maracuja..
	11:38am PaulRobeson1920: Going to be driving now. So Thank you for the muusic Ken!!!! Peace&LoVe ya’ll allways
	11:38am Hubig Pie: No Fun dirge march
	11:38am HyperDose: Be safe out there, PR1920!
	11:40am Androu B.: It's "no fun' to wait your turn at the Port-A-Potty.
	11:40am Krys O.: One needs a phrase to stop the thought distortions that increase anxiety. Mine is "This is just information."
	11:40am Androu B.: So long, PR1920!
	11:41am Mister Dobalina: ESL..no...SSL.
	11:41am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: What is that picture of the family with...an anthropomorphized giant scrotum?
	11:41am fᣪfᣪ (: Another thing I learned from WFMU and I kind of regret it already is what brown capping/poking daylight means. Thanks, Brendan!
	11:41am mariano: Belated good mornings to Ken and all. Ya fui al baño, you'll all be relieved to hear.
	11:41am YETI BOB: Krys O: Mine is WADAYAGUNADU
	11:42am fᣪfᣪ (: Threemoons, REally? Haven't you yet met Senhor Testiculo??!
	11:43am G: Freezelond
	11:43am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: @fᣪfᣪ (: Is that a real mascot for something?
	11:43am WebCuy Enrique: Sr. Cojones
	11:44am Hi from Holland: Friesland
	11:44am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: Holy FUCK it's real: en.wikipedia.org...
	11:44am Rich in Washington: It's Nutty, the Testicular Cancer Awareness mascot. Book him for your next school assembly.
	11:44am Mister Dobalina: If anyone finds them self in Spain on September 2nd, you will be able to see the Kumbia Queers.
	11:44am Androu B.: I confess I've occasionally been forced to do the brown capping/poking daylight thing. As I said, it's "no fun".
	11:45am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: www.mirror.co.uk...
	11:45am Rich in Washington: Oh god, Three Moons! I was just riffing. Hard to believe that's real, but here we are
	11:45am Mister Dobalina: This is a bangers & mash of track!
	11:45am Carmichael: That woodpecker is clearly engaging in tree-humping.
	11:45am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: @Rich we are in the stupidest timeline possible.
	11:45am chresti: Missed the Kumbia Queers!
	11:45am fᣪfᣪ (: Can't believe that in this time and age, Threemoons, you've never heard of Senhor Testiculo before.
	11:45am YETI BOB: 3Moons: "Is it the pubic hair that is so off-putting or the buckteeth? Definitely the buckteeth," Rivlin-Nadler notes. "Or maybe it's the bowl-cut. God, he (it?) is disturbing."
	11:46am Brendan: Sweet Jesus this is smokin’!
	11:46am egould: My what lovely singing voices!
	11:46am (another) Patrick in Hoboken: Loving this Carombolage! (Also a great German word for auto pileup)
	11:47am Yes: late good mornings to all
	11:47am Carmichael: "Presence on the internet" does not equate to "the truth".
	11:47am fᣪfᣪ (: Oh, so that's why we say 'carambola' in Spanish for a car pileup!
	11:47am HyperDose: Going out with a bang I see
	11:47am YETI BOB: Patrick: German? I think it's French.
	11:48am morphe': Androu - Call-A-Head if you are in NyC or around ... just got a new clean PoP delivered tp Green Oasis Community Garden 10009 there will be a W&B meetup soon.. Food, Beer, Wine and Spliffs = no hard alcohol or heavy drugs .. With a Call-A-Head .. Clay will give a date ... there will be a C
	11:49am YETI BOB: Patrick: Sorry, I guess the Germans borrowed it. But of course they spell it with a "K"
	11:49am Hubig Pie: Yeti B, it's the cheekbones and swirly hairs
	11:50am ¿¡: Hyperdose@11:04 - you once told me that you found comfort in a text you read that i posted for Lix Life; as I did with your text to AndrouB. Very true words about not letting it beat you up by letting it weigh on your mind. it was good advice.
	11:50am Mister Dobalina: How I feel right now !!! bit.ly...
	11:51am chresti: Mr. Balls. There ya go, educational!
	11:51am Androu B.: @Threemoons Our beloved Station Manager has had that gif and others featuring ST saved in the station server for quite some time now. It's nothing new to long-time listeners of this here program.
	11:52am Carmichael: Kenneth loves his Budweiser.
	11:53am Mister Dobalina: The king of beers, Budweiser...not Ken..I mean.
	11:53am HyperDose: @¿¡ Three things WFMU listeners have in spades: recipes, pet advice, and genuine camaraderie. Happy to be a part of this with you all.
	11:53am egould: German youth crew hardcore.
	11:53am Handy Haversack: I learned how to love. Thanks, Ken. Forms were freed! Very sorry to hear about the COVID. Hope all concerned are healing fast. Later on, all you Freed Forms. Remember: you can't woodpeck a snake! fᣪfᣪ , Androu B., ¡hasta la proxima!
	11:53am ¿¡: @3 Moons: I've heard of not being able to hit a barn with an elephant, but that's the first I've heard of a cow with a banjo.
	11:54am Photoline: Utah! Utah! Utah!
	11:54am radioronan: Thanks Ken!
	11:54am Krys O.: Thanks, Ken! Stay safe, everyone!
	11:55am Androu B.: Thanx for another morning-long thrill ride, -жеи! Good Day to all the Freebirds here and abroad! ¡Lo mismo, Handy!
	11:55am lazy pierogi: free britney! (while supplies last)
	11:55am chresti: Thanks Ken!
	11:55am Zinn The Mood: Heh…so you’re in some ways responsible for my deep appreciation of that place, Handy. Can’t get out of there without an armful usually. Of course I forgot that they don’t open until noon. Which usually makes it my kind of place. But with kids now I’m up early and out looking for something cool or edifying to do - and there ain’t much happening at these school kid hours. But being in this yuppie-saturated Neoliberal did land me a, get this, plant-based milk made out of pineapple and a cabbage (?!) in a coffee for free. Went in to Whole Foods to go to the bathroom (the absolute bane of existence in this city) only to find one needs a code, which the nearest shelf stocker claimed he didn’t know. Thought there’d be some street vendors today. Alas, about to peak in at Spoonbill and Sugartown, which incredibly has somehow endured the corporate real estate onslaught. Think I’ll finish this drink and head back to Book Thug.
	11:55am Ken From Hyde Park: Thanks, -жеи. Good luck with Lockdown 2, Electric Boogaloo.
	11:55am fᣪfᣪ (: Thanks, Egg for the Ken! Great show as always. Till next episode and remember, loosen up and how much wood would a woodchuck chuck?!
	11:56am HyperDose: Thanks Ken! Hope everyone at the station is well. If you need any foodstuffs, PPE, or cleaning supplies, there's no shortage down here in Bayonne. Would be more than happy to uber up and drop off whatever you need.
	11:56am Brendan: Thanks Ken and listeners. Fun show!
	11:57am mrdonutsu: This is exactly how I needed to start my broadcast day. Thx Ken!
	11:57am chresti: Thank you for today's lesson about giant potato man balls!
	11:57am Mister Dobalina: Solid material, Ken.
	11:57am Photoline: Home of dairy cows
	11:57am fᣪfᣪ (: Handy luego, Mr Haverstack!
	11:58am Carmichael: Put 'er on 78, Ken.
	11:58am ¿¡: @ hyperdose: 👍 so say i, with the few exceptions of those who seek to sabotage the chat.
	11:58am Androu B.: !Hasta La Proxima, fᣪfᣪ!
	11:58am Handy Haversack: Zinn, the Levee is always good for a calming beer, too!
	11:58am morphe': we were harsh Bklyn kids (b1961 = Sunset Park ) early Punks after CSNY and Country Joe and Blues Magoos.. PRE - PUNK PUNK JOKE : THE BEST HIT LYNARD SKYNARD DID WAS DIE IN A PLANE CRASH
	11:59am fᣪfᣪ (: Nos vemos pronto, Mr B!
	11:59am Rich in Washington: I still wanna hear a Spike Jones like cover of Clapton's Tears In Heaven, complete with slide whistle sound effects
	12:00pm Talking Egg: Please move away and evacuate thee area! NOW
	12:00pm Androu B.: AARGH!!! CURSE YOU, CORONAMONSTER!!!
	12:01pm Photoline: Disco Dazed and Confused
	12:01pm chresti: I'm morphe's boss because I'm older.
	12:01pm -жеи: G'bye to Jane and the resta youse! Seeya next week
	12:01pm Rich in Washington: Thanks, Ken!
	12:01pm Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: Thanks!
	12:03pm Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: @Morphe please keep us posted RE meetup date!
	12:03pm Talking Egg: Attack chipmunks are away. Mr Gein is away. I guess you're free as a freebird today, HyperDose.
	12:05pm HyperDose: Excuse me, pardon me. Trying to weave my way through all these protesters...cya next week Egg. Maybe take a break from the diabolical plans and pick up a Clorox wipe?
	12:07pm Talking Egg: Come to morphe's BBQ! I'll be there with my hot piece of meat. I hope you don't mind the mess.

Ken: Playlist from April 13, 2022

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