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Options March 30, 2022: Ken and Andy Crash Shakespeare's Concordiance

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Listener comments!

Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 6:04pm HyperDose:

Once more into the crapshoot, dear friends!
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:04pm Will the Sound Guy:

Hi Ken, Andy, and all!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:04pm DanFA:

What's on the menu tonight?
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:05pm common:

Andy, ken, all
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:05pm dale:

how many former wives have the last name breckman?
  6:06pm X:

I so miss the Fuzzy Glove theme song. That was pretty bad.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:06pm DjLorraine:

Haha
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:06pm DanFA:

How much money are we talking?
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:06pm adampsyche:

the new intro song caught my wife unaware, but she has been cautioned and the headphones are in
  6:06pm P-90:

$500 for Ken to change his name?
Avatar 6:06pm Mister Dobalina:

Kenny Breckmen, man. It has a a nice ring to it !!!
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:06pm Glistener MW:

Matt Farley does in fact play live, at least once a year at his annual Motern Extravaganza in New Hampshire (on Sat May 14th this year!) If I go this year, I'll be sure to request "Andy". moternmedia.com...
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:07pm dale:

my wife doesn't have my last name. makes things easier for here when we get a divorce.
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:07pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Donors to the show get fuzzy glove icons for the year, it seems.
  6:07pm P-90:

We love these Ellis Island tales
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:07pm LCBD:

I applaud Beth! I don’t understand why any woman takes her husband’s name.
  6:08pm queems:

my grandfather’s name got changed from stoyanovich to nicola, go figure
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:08pm adampsyche:

i want my wife's last name for five fewer letters and three fewer syllables
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:08pm LCBD:

queems - that’s nuts!
  6:09pm P-90:

(looks at line, then card with misspelled name)
“I can live with it…”
Avatar 6:09pm Mister Dobalina:

I don't have a wife & probably never will, so no name manipulation for me.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:09pm DanFA:

Gotta add ALOT more 00s before I'm changing my last name.
  6:09pm annie b:

I’d consider changing my name to breckman for a price
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:09pm dale:

should have played 'brush up your shakespeare' to start the show. maybe every show can have a different song that relates to the topic.
  6:09pm queems:

@lcbd i think his grandfather’s name was nikola and somebody gave it the old switcheroo
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:10pm Will the Sound Guy:

my wife took my name, it's shorter and easier to spell. It still has its own issues tho...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:10pm Ike:

$300,000 to change my name to Ike Breckman, and I get to be a completely terrible fill-in DJ who just plays shoegaze and weird avant-funk and rambles incessantly about Survivor and silly mobile phone games.
  6:10pm P-90:

“Now you’re Corleone. Vito Corleone. You got that, kid?”
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 6:10pm HyperDose:

Scott really can multitask!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:11pm PaulRobeson1920:

Good evening WFMU world!
  6:11pm Listener Robert:

I don't think broccoli existed in Shakespeare's time. So if he used the word, it must not refer to the plant breed.
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 6:12pm HyperDose:

Truth, Pam. Polish women are superior 👑🇵🇱
  6:12pm P-90:

The thought would never occur to enlighten us as to the “pornographic search terms” left in the browser?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:12pm Handy Haversack:

Am I crazy or is Pam also PMD? Or both?
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:12pm dale:

i'll bet broccoli meant imbroglio or something similar. 'this is a fine stewed broccoli thoust has rained down upon thee....'
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:13pm Glistener MW:

That could be a show in itself -- "guess the previous user's pornographic search history"
  6:13pm queems:

@handy yes
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:14pm LCBD:

I love when my husband is referred to Mr. my last name. Cracks me up!
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:14pm dale:

is there a breckman fortune involved if someone legally changes their name?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:14pm PaulRobeson1920:

For later m.youtube.com...
1944
after dinner entertainment
1958
m.youtube.com...
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:15pm PMD:

Yes!
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:15pm dale:

....and to dale breckman i bequeath the contents of my masturbatorium and one dollar.'
  6:15pm queems:

my last boyfriend’s name was golden, i’m a jeweler, and i still wouldn’t have changed it
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:16pm dale:

queems - that is AWESOME.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:16pm DanFA:

What about changing last name to Freedman?
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:17pm adampsyche:

what about the word "jelly"
  6:17pm P-90:

Broccoli is from an old Roman name for “sprouts”.
The Broccoli family who have produced all the James Bond movies took the name because they cultivated broccoli in America in the 19th century and helped popularize the vegetable here.
  6:19pm steve:

Can I just change my first name?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:19pm DjLorraine:

That's why he had to go to Bel-aire in the 1st place
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:19pm DanFA:

Hahahahaha
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:20pm DanFA:

Ken, keep Andy's wife's name out of your mouth!
  6:20pm P-90:

…waiting for the Jewish jokes
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:22pm Handy Haversack:

morph!
  6:22pm Listener Robert:

What about "hamlet" in lower case?
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:22pm dale:

this should have been where was the word said - shakespeare or gunsmoke?
  6:22pm steve:

Bukaake?
  6:23pm yippie:

actually hamnet was the working title
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:23pm dale:

yippie - two meter ham net?
  6:24pm Listener Robert:

Based on the character identified as Amleth by Saxo Grammaticus.
  6:25pm PMD:

I did not decline. I just set a bar he didn’t want to reach
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:27pm Ike:

Off the air?!? 91.1 FM is still up. Though I have no idea why I'm still listening to this show.
  6:27pm P-90:

“Thou shalt removeth the Queens name from thy foul Coriol Anus!
  6:27pm Congratulations:

The Andy Dinner seven second delay fuzzy gloves listened crew overwhelmed

The Shakespeare site

Dead here too lads
  6:27pm morphe':

Live loathed, and long,
Most smiling, smooth, detested parasites.

– William Shakespeare

Timon of Athens, Act 3, Scene 6.
  6:28pm lazy pierogi:

https://www.isitdownrightnow.com/shakespeareswords.com.html
  6:28pm ?:

https://www.opensourceshakespeare.org/search/search-results.php
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:28pm DjLorraine:

Sweden's airspace has a threat in it, i hear
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:28pm Will the Sound Guy:

I'm still up on the stream
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:28pm DanFA:

Handy!
  6:28pm lazy pierogi:

spoiler: it's down
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:28pm adampsyche:

this is the most boomer "does the internet work" convo i've heard since the holidays
  6:29pm Robm:

Wow handy you sound very new yorkish
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:29pm Handy Haversack:

Well, that crashed and burned. Sorry, Mariano!
  6:29pm morphe':

Get a Listener to do the check and ye check the listserve
  6:30pm P-90:

Dinner at Andy’s knocked Shakespeare off the interwebs
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:30pm Scott Williams:

this one's working: www.opensourceshakespeare.org...
  6:31pm Congratulations:

Bravo Scott!!!!

It’s alive!!!!!
  6:31pm X:

couch (the gen. senses are ‘lay’ and ‘lie’)
1. to cause to crouch Lucr. 507 “a falcon towering in the skies, Coucheth the fowl below.”
2. to lower to the position of attack 1H6 III. ii. 134 “A braver soldier never couched lance.”
3. to lie hidden or in ambush Wiv. V. ii. 1, All'sW. IV. i. 24 “, ho! here he comes,” Tit. V. ii. 38, Ham. V. i. 244, Lr. III. i. 12.
A Shakespeare Glossary. C. T. Onions. Oxford. Clarendon Press. 1911.
  6:32pm Androu B.:

Hi, folx!

Just heard you, Handy! 👍
  6:32pm morphe':

Shakespeare - has coach but not couch ... sofa,
  6:32pm P-90:

Beware of women with three conditions…
  6:32pm queems:

damnnnnn
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:33pm dale:

my wife is calling in a word - pre-vetted.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:33pm PaulRobeson1920:

“Anger rests in the bosom of fools” - The guy who told about Prison and mid hudson

Do not be eager in your heart to be angry, For anger resides in the bosom of fools.

Man, that show was ugly
  6:33pm Sam:

Bail on that last name
  6:33pm Androu B.:

Especially if one of those conditions is "dire rear"!
  6:34pm morphe':

Bale - famous Welsh footballer
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 6:34pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

Shylock isn't the merchant in "The Merchant of Venice", that's Antonio (who borrows the money from Shylock after baiting him in the past).

That play has the words near the end 'But were the day come, I should wish it dark,/
That I were couching with the doctor’s clerk.' so that's at least close to 'couch'.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:34pm JeremyB:

IQ was a great movie imo
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:35pm dale:

ask hotel concierge's if they ever play who tooted - instant in.
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 6:35pm (((Murakami Whywolf):

So many mentions of "I.Q.", so few of "Hot to Trot" and "Sgt Bilko".
  6:35pm Sam:

She’s single? Fix her up with another listener!
  6:36pm ?:

He said, "Hay bale"!
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 6:36pm HyperDose:

You could have had it GOOD, Andy!
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:36pm dale:

use scott williams site - that works great!
  6:37pm Congratulations:

All the same I’m looking forward to spending hours on that Shakespeare site

Ahem

Scott supplied an alternative that works
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:37pm JeremyB:

website is still down for me
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:37pm JeremyB:

www.opensourceshakespeare.org...
  6:38pm Sam:

Check “La-z-boy”
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:38pm Ciggy:

"Leftovers"
  6:39pm morphe':

Couch or Coach ????
  6:39pm Sam:

A couch on both your houses!
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 6:40pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

'Polack' is in "Hamlet".
  6:40pm Sam:

It was Prussia back then
Avatar 6:40pm Wind:

i will change my last name...why not
  6:40pm P-90:

Didn’t Titus Andronicus play football at SMU?
Avatar 6:40pm Wind:

Breckman? ha!
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 6:41pm (((Murakami Whywolf):

Why limit it to human beings? How much would Andy pay to change a cat's last name to 'Breckman'?
  6:41pm Sam:

Try to find a word that Aaron’s computer can’t say
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 6:41pm HyperDose:

He's a brick 🎺🎺🎺🎺 man!
  6:42pm queems:

aaron always makes my day
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:42pm Handy Haversack:

Yeah, Mariano! Once more into the breach!
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 6:42pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

Sam:
In Shakespeare's time I think Poland was part of the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth. Prussia was a small—though very angry—state back then.
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:43pm Will the Sound Guy:

oh snap
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:43pm Handy Haversack:

If you'd wanted a concordance, I coulda got you a concordance. I know a guy.
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:43pm Ken From Hyde Park:

I nominate the word "triangle."
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:43pm Handy Haversack:

Er ... oh. Hi, Will. This is awkward.
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 6:43pm (((Murakami Whywolf):

'Punk' meant 'whore' back then.
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:44pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

I wonder if Shakessphere ever dropped an F bomb in his play.....
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:44pm Will the Sound Guy:

Hi Handy
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:44pm Handy Haversack:

He used "tupping," Aaron, in Othello.
  6:45pm P-90:

“punk, rock, concert” all words in Shakespeare
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 6:45pm (((Murakami Whywolf):

Aaron in Minneapolis:
'Fut' is in Shakespeare, I forget where, used pretty clearly where one might use 'fuck' now.

(It wasn't that common a word for sex back then, 'swive' was more common, I gather.)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:45pm Handy Haversack:

"Part," "time," "punks"?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:45pm mariano:

Aaron: He does use the c-word, more or less. When Hamlet mentions "country matters" he's not giving the farm report.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:46pm Handy Haversack:

Pyramus and Thisbe had to use a chink.
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:46pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

The more you know
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 6:46pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

mariano:
And I'll bet you know that very close to that usage there's 'nothing', which was slang for the same.
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:46pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Kyle, aka wife of dale!
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:46pm Jim the Poet:

I'm late for dinner
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:47pm dale:

yesh. i was gonna get her a pretty little hat for calling in.
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 6:47pm HyperDose:

Kyle Breckman drinks Red Bull and punches drywall while wearing gas station sunglasses
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:47pm Jim the Poet:

Pretending for 30 seconds cost extra usually for me
  6:47pm queems:

great word
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:48pm Ken From Hyde Park:

This is Kyle or Beavis on the line?
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:48pm dale:

where else you gonna get your ale ken?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:48pm Handy Haversack:

Bunghole was a shoo-in!
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:48pm Jim the Poet:

Hamlet needs TP for his bunghole
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:48pm mariano:

Yeah, a bunghole is the hole at the bottom of a barrel or something like that, right?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:48pm Handy Haversack:

It's where the bung goes, Mariano. Punk.
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 6:48pm (((Murakami Whywolf):

It is in the graveyard scene, imagining the dust that was Alexander stopping-up an hole in a barrel.
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:49pm Lizardner Dave !:

I thought "bunghole" would've been two words back then.
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 6:49pm HyperDose:

Jim the Poet's feeling reckless tonight!
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:49pm dale:

crapulance.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm mariano:

OMG, I wanted to Google "profanity in Shakespeare" and absentmindedly typed "profanity in Shreveport."
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm ike̶̬̕:

@Jim the Poet@6:48, you beat me to it. Kudos.
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 6:50pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

I think 'crapulent' might be in Shakespeare.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm Handy Haversack:

What were the highlights, Mariano?
  6:51pm queems:

LOLLLLLLLLLLLL
  6:51pm P-90:

cornhole: not the Bard
  6:51pm yippie:

if there's a word used by Shakespeare exactly once it's a hapax legomenon
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 6:51pm HyperDose:

Good deals on obscenity lawyers, Handy
  6:51pm Glistener MW:

I, too, have noticed the drastic gender disparity between callers in the Shakespeare episode and callers in the “kill Putin” episode.
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:51pm chris in the redwoods:

topical!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:51pm DjLorraine:

I heard a pineapple grower on a video say “bung it in the hole“ when planting it, a couple days ago.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:51pm mariano:

Handy: Lots of "ding-dangedy-blast-it"s and whatnot.
  6:52pm Glistener MW:

“FREE DBRECK-NEY!”
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:52pm Handy Haversack:

Shreveport: Where Grizzled 1890s Prospectors Still Get Respect, Consarnit!
  Swag For Life Member 6:52pm drew:

Ankle. Earlobe. Digit. Tough to guess.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:53pm DjLorraine:

Your lymph glands clean the cells
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:53pm dale:

shoulda called in with 'fartuous'
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:53pm mariano:

An' don't let no flea-bitten sidewindin' varmint tell you otherwise!
  6:53pm P-90:

Ken might wish his Eagles tattoo had only lasted a year and a half
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:54pm dale:

crapulent is about being drunk.
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 6:54pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

'honorificabilitudinitatibus'
Avatar 6:54pm Roberto:

Crapulence is perfectly cromulent.
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:54pm Ken From Hyde Park:

How does Andy feel about albino people with alopecia?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:55pm PaulRobeson1920:

Drink to me only with thine eyes, & l will pledge with mine
  6:55pm P-90:

“corpulent” is a winner, crapulent is modern American school kid slang
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:55pm dale:

i'm stewing in my own crapulence right now.
  6:55pm Sam:

Shall I compare thee to a cat, or pillar?
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:57pm Lizardner Dave !:

Ken's selling the lake house? No chance of another show from a boat?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:57pm Handy Haversack:

Half-remembered Handy Fact: Shakespeare used something like 400 different flower names. A contemporary and equally voluminous French playwright used 20.
  6:57pm Listener Robert:

(Ken stalling Andy into stciking around.)
  6:57pm Sam:

I think he’s selling his real house and moving to the lake house full time
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 6:57pm (((Murakami Whywolf):

The "National Lampoon Radio Hour" liked, I recall, the name 'Blechman' (meaning 'tinsmith')….
Avatar 6:58pm Wind:

why don't you guys have the call in phone# on the website
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:58pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

FREEBIRDDDDDD
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:58pm mariano:

Thank you, Ken & Andy!

Interesting about the flowers, Handy.
Avatar 6:58pm Wind:

i would have changed my name
  6:58pm P-90:

“Exeunt Andy”
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:58pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Andy is crapulantly handsome.
Avatar 6:59pm Wind:

Andy we love you
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:59pm Handy Haversack:

Gotta call in next time, Wind!
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 6:59pm HyperDose:

Thank you handsome boys XOXO
  6:59pm Congratulations:

PORK TACOS FOR ALL

AND FOR ALL

GREAT NIGHT
  6:59pm Sam:

Andy is vivacious and cute
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:59pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

THANK YOU WHORES
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 7:00pm Will the Sound Guy:

Thank you everyone!!!
  7:00pm Congratulations:

I am SUCH A WHORE too
  7:00pm Sam:

You guys are punks in the Shakespearean sense
  7:00pm P-90:

The rest is silence
  7:01pm Androu B.:

Great show! Thanx, Guys!
  7:07pm Congratulations:

omg

Hyperdose predicted crap topically

Gotta dig parallelisms

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