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The program formerly known as The Fuzzy Glove Hour, Whores, and The Happiness Hut. Ken and Andy, also known as The Enema Boys, further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards on a weekly basis. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)

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Listener comments!

Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:04pm Will the Sound Guy:

Hello everyone, welcome to Dinner at Andy's with Ken and Andy!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:04pm PaulRobeson1920:

Hi Hi Hi all!
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:04pm bill hanke:

Happy Daze are here again!
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:05pm Glistener MW:

what about Them Crooked Listeners?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:05pm tim from washington:

I liked that Dinner at Andy's jingle.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:05pm Ike:

Wait, so Dinner at Andy's *wasn't* a botched homage to My Dinner with Andre? I figured it was supposed to be My Dinner with Andy and the pledger just screwed it up, but somebody said no, it wasn't.
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:05pm Glistener MW:

hi Will, Paul, bill, tim! What did everyone bring to this first pot-luck edition of Dinner At Andy's? To loosely paraphrase Charlie Brown, "I brought a rock."
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:06pm bill hanke:

more talk of Ken's squirts please
Avatar 6:06pm timinoak:

No ads please! Else it goes the way of KEXP... My poor old fav station. Bleh.
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:07pm Lizardner Dave !:

I wonder if next year's emoji will be a little Andy head.
  6:07pm morphe':

Ike - the film was mentioned in the choosing?
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:07pm Glistener MW:

I still can't believe someone thought it was a good idea to build Upsala College on a bog below sea-level.
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:07pm dale:

i LIKE ads...how else would i know what kind of hemorrhoid cream to buy with my hard earned dollar?
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:08pm dale:

....just wear someone else's soild underpants.
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:09pm daupomatic:

Peanut Butter Underwear was a good one.
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:09pm bill hanke:

yes u will soil yr underwear!
  6:09pm Accordion To Phil:

Bring back the Fuzzy Glove Hour
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:09pm Will the Sound Guy:

Hi Paul, bill, Glistener MW, tim, Ike, timinoak, Lizardner Dave!, morphe', dale daupomatic, and Accordion To Phil!!!
  6:10pm morphe':

Wheel of Fate: Andy once had his head flushed in the toilet
and Ken has/had an Eagle's tattoo
and ....
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:10pm common:

Hello
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:10pm bill hanke:

Enema Boys are in rare form!
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:10pm dale:

maybe a take on the song dandy.

andy. AN-dy.
where you gonna go now?
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:10pm Glistener MW:

!!! was that a Matt Farley tune? It didn't quite sound like him
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:12pm Will the Sound Guy:

Hi Common!!!
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:12pm bill hanke:

the tattoo doesn't belong to the Eagle.
  6:12pm Listener Robert:

Ike, I thought the same, and that they'd pronounce it "Dinner With Andé".
  6:14pm Sam:

I’m opposed to abortion, unless the fetus is already suicidal.
  6:14pm ¿¡:

Yes you did luck out and got the least offensive show title, just like last year the fuzzy glove hour was the least offensive show title. Which gives to high suspect that it wasn't a random pick?.
  6:14pm queems:

i’m torn on the assassination but my bf came up with a few good ones
  6:15pm lazy pierogi:

you’ve lost that glovin’ feelin’
  6:16pm Sam:

“I assassinated a dictator and all I got was this lousy t-shirt that doesn’t fit”
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:16pm dale:

would a million dollar reward be a concept? that way i wouldn't have to come up with the methodology. i don't have the cash but i could have a marathon...
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:17pm dale:

a bear SODOMIZING putin?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:18pm prof.fuzz:

hunting trip with dick cheny?
  6:18pm dawktor dgzei:

Rabid sable.
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:19pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Then the bear rapes him?
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:19pm dale:

what about training the horse that putin rides shirtless to rear up and trample it's rider on the command 'hey vlad!'?wfmu.org...
  6:19pm queems:

i want to know who the military expert is
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:19pm B R M:

This is literally the plot of GAME OF THRONED
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:19pm dale:

don't know why a link posted in my comment. may be russian hackers.
  6:21pm morphe':

Did ye give out the number?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:21pm Baja Joe:

I've done the research. Putin cannot turn down pistachio ice cream. Poison all the pistachio ice cream in Russia. Done.
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:21pm dale:

polonium is tasteless, no?
Avatar 6:22pm Fredericks:

Fentanyl!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:22pm Handy Haversack:

Sociopaths tend to love kids and animals; they don't challenge them. See The Sopranos.
  6:22pm dawktor dgzei:

A cute (rabid) sable with with poison on its toenails
.
  6:22pm iron wombat:

Exploding baby
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:23pm alanSixº:

give him ken's crabcakes
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:23pm Glistener MW:

good movie reference! I loved Malkovich's long-term plan in that so much -- as well as the creative design of that plastic gun -- that it was actually kind of sad that he didn't succeed. I'm probably now on a list somewhere.
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:23pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Shove Putin into the gears of a combine. That's the way I'd want to go.
  6:24pm iron wombat:

Exploding Mistress!
  6:25pm queems:

do these have to be plausible or can they just be for funsies
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:25pm DjLorraine:

She can lick her achiles heel.
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:26pm Glistener MW:

Ken, I'd happily go the same way for humor value of anyone nearby, and would make a point of pratfall-tripping towards it and saying "WHOOPSIE!"
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:26pm dale:

ken from hp - when i was a kid a neighbor's son was using a brush chopper on the back of the tractor. a wire got caught in it and he tried to pull the wire out without turning off the pto - it caught his leg and pulled him in. his father found the tractor running in the grape vineyard with his son's torso sticking out of the brush chopper.
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:26pm chris in the redwoods:

take one for the team, Biden!
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 6:26pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

Some poisonous mushrooms take days to kill; splice the genes for one such's poison into a normally edible species. I don't know what Putin thinks of mushrooms, but Russians typically love them.
  6:27pm queems:

@dale oh my GOD
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:27pm Dave in Vermont:

we'd have Kamala Harris if we gave up Biden
Avatar 6:27pm slugluv1313:

definitely exploding small, very cute human -- other species already deal with enough crap at the hands of humans

hah! guess i am half-sociopath? love the critters, not so crazy about humans :)

(hiya Handy!)
  6:27pm Listener Robert:

The real trick is not just to kill him, but also to make it look like it was done by Islamic extremists rather than agents of WFMU.
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 6:28pm HyperDose:

Biden would fall asleep mid-handshake making his body so relaxed, rendering the poison useless. Like how people who stay relaxed in car accidents don't get hurt.
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:28pm dale:

queems - yesh.
Avatar 6:28pm slugluv1313:

Datura Tea?

(lemme have a gander at my "Wicked Plants" book)
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:28pm Glistener MW:

Robert: semi-agree, but, wouldn't that be SUCH good promo for WFMU, though? ^_^
  6:29pm queems:

@dale that wouldn’t have been my preferred way to go out
  6:29pm Listener Robert:

Glistener, remember blowback. Always blowback.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:29pm luka:

Operation: Deathwish
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:30pm Glistener MW:

"The Child That Was Gonna Die Anyway" will surely be submitted by someone as a possible new name next marathon.
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 6:30pm (((Murakami Whywolf):

I think it would actually be better if he were made to look weak or senile or crazy. Hallucinogens in D.M.S.O. have been suggested in other cases, but these days no speech is really live, and even if the footage got out most people would believe it were a 'deep fake'.
  6:30pm BH:

the Yankees or Mets will follow up the impending change to vaccine rules by inviting Putin to throw out the first pitch. Only the pitching mound will be made out of quicksand.

Operation First Pitch Trapped In Quicksand
Avatar 6:30pm slugluv1313:

@dale -- YIKES! poor kid (yeah, i am not THAT hateful towards human)
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:32pm dale:

queems, i don't think anyone wants to go in a farm or factory accident.

house i own now i found out the owner back in the 1930s lost her husband when his tractor flipped over on him. then she took in t.b. patients to make ends meet.
Avatar 6:32pm slugluv1313:

put putin into that awful contraption used to grind up "unusable" animals -- cattle, horses, etc.

or one of those machines used to grind up male baby chicks

do slaughterhouses still have hog hoists? that would work too
  6:32pm Listener Robert:

Quicksand is very easy to escape. The ball, however, could blow up.
  6:32pm BH:

I think the difference between drifters and hobos involves how much they move around?

(I made that up)
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 6:33pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

I gather the corpse was planted with plans saying that the invasion would be at Dieppe, which is what Hitler believed anyway.

When the Nazis started the war, they faked an attack by Polish troops on a German radio station, and planted the area with concentration camp prisoners they shot, who were referred-to as 'canned goods'.
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 6:33pm HyperDose:

I would pay to see someone hip toss Putin and get away with it
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:33pm Will the Sound Guy:

Slugluv1313, I may or may not know where to find moonflower
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:34pm alanSixº:

you need Vladislav Surkov's lookalike - that's his right hand man - as soon as that guy leaves the kremlin you whack him and send in a CIA lookalike back in
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 6:34pm (((Murakami Whywolf):

BH:
Traditionally, I gather, hobos did farm work when it was available and drifters didn't necessarily.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:35pm DjLorraine:

Adhesive on his chair or table
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:36pm full metal monkey:

Good idea Michele. However, you can’t win the shirt. Lol
Avatar 6:36pm slugluv1313:

@Will the Sound Guy -- buahahahaha :)

years ago, a friend spotted Jimson Weed growing out of concrete in an abandoned lot on the LES (yeah THAT long ago)
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:36pm Glistener MW:

Murakami is correct! - Hobos were traditionally more wandering-laborers
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:36pm dale:

how about a whoopy cushion of full of plastic explosives?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:36pm DjLorraine:

White flash unseen chemical blast (i worked in a hospital)
  6:37pm Sam:

Get him to listen to 7 second delay. He’ll lose the will to live.
  6:39pm ?:

Someone would have to be hiding in the tiger costume for years
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:40pm dave wuz here:

send poison dipped dennis rodman to kremlin on fake peace keeping mission
Avatar 6:41pm Fredericks:

I can still tell it's Andy, but it sounds great.
Avatar 6:41pm slugluv1313:

i think migrant workers did most of the farm work?

driving down to the NJ shore when i was a kid (my Mom's friend had a house in Bay Head), we would see them working on the farms (this was the 60s, early 70s) -- my Mom would always point them out, threatening to dump my sister and me there -- "how'd you spoiled brats like to live like that?" etc.
  6:42pm queems:

wow actual good idea
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:42pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Suicide airplane pilot to intentionally crash leaving the airport.
Avatar 6:43pm slugluv1313:

is there a way of getting Crazy Glue into beverages that could be served to putin?
  6:44pm Agent Gerz:

Kardashians show up with anthrax vials between the buttocks. Plenty of room for much poison.
  6:45pm ChukAmok:

F**k cancer. Get well soon, fellow listener.
Avatar 6:45pm Fredericks:

Hobos are looking for work. That's why they carry their hoes.
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:45pm Glistener MW:

ah yes, the Flukeman!
  6:47pm ?:

Insult him to death. Laugh at him and shout, "Loser! Loser!"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:47pm DjLorraine:

Good day bidet
  6:48pm ?:

Force-feed him buckets of Chicken Kiev.
  6:49pm ChukAmok:

Assassination via plumbing was depicted in the 1967 film ‘Branded to Kill’, and done again in Jarmusch’s ‘Ghost Dog’.
Toilet bomb was in Lethal Weapon 2.
Avatar 6:49pm Fredericks:

Tramps travel, hobos work and bums do as little as possible. That's what Utah Phillips told me.
  6:50pm ChukAmok:

What’s for dessert on Dinner with Andy?
  6:50pm queems:

this story is incorrect, it was the owner of the patriots
  6:51pm RustyTiki:

480 Volts will kill instantly to answer Ken’s question
  6:51pm queems:

putin stole his superbowl ring
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:51pm Handy Haversack:

That guy. Figures he and Putin would meet.
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:52pm alanSixº:

i dont know who i hate more the owner of the patriots or putin
  6:52pm ChukAmok:

Is this show unconstitutional, or worse: a war crime?
  6:52pm Tom:

Hi I’m listening on the web, and I believe this web cast is being broadcast with a flange effect possibly.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:53pm DjLorraine:

I had forgotten about the superbowl ring
  6:53pm queems:

i can’t hear anything the warbly guy is saying
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:54pm dale:

give him what the diarrhea lady had.
  6:54pm Patty D:

Sounds like Toddophonic
Avatar 6:54pm Danne D:

It's too bad - I had a good idea but couldn't get through in time.

We know Putin fancies himself a great hockey player and he plays in these sham games where the pros all let him score.

Here's the plan: you get a pro ultimate frisbee player and plant him at one of these sham games. Then when the pro hockey players let Putin score a hat trick as the crowd throws hats onto the ice, our pro frisbee player takes off his hat which is like Odd Job's in the James Bond movie and the rim is made of razor blades and you throw this hat at him and decapitate him. (just to be on the safe side the blade is also poisoned)
  6:55pm queems:

i want to know who this is so bad
  6:55pm Agent Gerz:

Tell Trump that Putin is going to release the Pee tapes unless he comes to Moscow with some McDonalds Big Macs since they are now closed. Donald screams across the Atlantic in his private jet with the cyanide laced Macs in hand. He arrives and they both indulge in a burger. Double Bonus!!!!!
  6:56pm Sam:

Hey kid, I know your dream was to go to Disney World, but would you consider another cool idea?
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:57pm Glistener MW:

"How do we get the bomb into the kid" is exactly the sort of question that keeps me tuning in to WFMU for answers. <3
  6:58pm ChukAmok:

Maybe just send Putin a DVD box set of Monk and he’ll be bored to death.
  6:58pm Tennis Instructor:

I live to serve!
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 6:59pm alanSixº:

space lazers
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 6:59pm HyperDose:

Fantastic first meal with Andy. Leaving these tastebuds satisfied and wanting more filth!
  6:59pm Sam:

Send Seth Rogen to interview him
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Marathon 2022 Swag For Life Member 7:00pm dale:

is dinner with andy kosher?
  7:00pm Sam:

Who will they plot to kill next week??
  7:01pm Agent Gerz:

Free sex lessons? My wife makes me pay for hers!
Avatar 7:02pm UncleMarty:

In the Ukrian, Russia had been using the 9K720 Iskander mobile short-range ballistic missile system . More specifically, the Iskander-M variant of the system that can launch two 9M723 MIRV ballistic missiles from mobile launchers. Lots of Ukranian techs know these ... 500 mile range Kyev to Moscow, carries 9 kinds of nasty including nukes
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