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Favoriting March 23, 2022: The Morgen After: Hugs 'n' Gratitude

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Eggnyet  Breathing Meditations   Favoriting  
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Yoido Full Gospel  Live Sermon Excerpt   Favoriting Micah's Music of Mind Control 
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Prince Rama  Welcome To The Now Age   Favoriting Top Ten Hits of the End of the World 
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Psychic Ills  Cease To Exist   Favoriting  
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Moles  Surf's Up   Favoriting Untune The Sky 
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East River Pipe  Hell Is An Open Door   Favoriting The Gasoline Age 
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Fred Lane and His Disheveled Monkeybiters  I'm Going To Hell (When I Die)   Favoriting Icepick To The Moon 
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Bonnie "Prince" Billy  There Is No God   Favoriting  
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Old Time Relijun  We Start The Fire   Favoriting Musicking 
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The Ukrainians  Ой Дівчино    
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Pussy Riot  Putin Will Teach You How To Love   Favoriting  
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Jimi Hendrix Experience  Like A Rolling Stone   Favoriting Live at Monterey International Pop Festival 
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Bob Dylan, ex-RIP!  She's Your Lover Now Take 15   Favoriting The Cutting Edge 1965-1966: The Bootleg Series Vol.12 
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Mike Wood  Shaving Fun Ken!!   Favoriting       1:23:29 (Pop-up)
Kosmonautentraum  Juri Gagarin Looped Venomously   Favoriting  
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Improved Sound Ltd.  Leave This Lesbian World   Favoriting Electric Loosers Vol 1 
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Östro 430  Sexueller Notstand   Favoriting Eins und Zwei und Drei und Vier: Deutsche Experimentelle Pop​-​Musik 1980​-​86 (V/A) 
This pic has it all! Gratitude, butts AND hugs!
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Der Plan then Motherhood (Klaus Doldinger)          1:38:19 (Pop-up)
Harte 10  Ganz Leis Erklingt Musik   Favoriting  
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Larry Adler  Begin The Beguine   Favoriting  
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Eyvind Kang  10:10   Favoriting The Story of Iceland 
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Oranj Symphonette  Arabesque   Favoriting  
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Andre Williams`  Bury Me Deep   Favoriting Don't Ever Give Up 
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John  Corn Weenie Cyrus Mix   Favoriting  
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Go Home Productions (Mark Vidler production)  Wouldn't It Be Nice To Be Your Everything   Favoriting  
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Dj Cummerbund  Mama I'm Fun Fun Fun   Favoriting  
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Normil Hawaiians  Ventilation   Favoriting Dark World (79-81) 
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The Mo-Dettes  White Mice   Favoriting  
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Blanche Blanche Blanche  Camp David   Favoriting Seashells 
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Flight of the Conchords  Bowie   Favoriting Self Titled 
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Butterscott  Kissing the Velvet Glove   Favoriting  
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Lorette Velvette  Boys Keep Swinging   Favoriting  
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Zephyr Nova  Oversized Gadget Laden, Gas Guzzler   Favoriting The Box 
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Listener comments!

  8:26am
ᛛoᛛo (:

Hi, Mr Ken! Glad to know you are alive and giffing!
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HyperDose:

Knocked the Toxic cover out of the park, Ken. The pink shirt only chilled me out for so long, 'til that custom-tailored blazer brought back the rage we all still feel for Britney's "father". What a fun night!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:28am
-жеи:

Good day f0f0! "Alive" is a funny word, isn't it? But I am here! Still awaiting test results
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 8:31am
Krys O.:

Hey, Ken! Love the funky gibbons hugging gif.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:32am
-жеи:

Aww thanks Hyperdose! The chill will return to the "Trust Us" T-shirt after every washing, so no worries
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 8:35am
Krys O.:

There's got to be a Jaye P. Morgan after....
  8:36am
Androu B.:

Good Morning, Mr. Freedform Man, HyperDose, Krys O.!
Buenos Dias, ᛛoᛛo!

I second HyperDose's sentiments about your performance Sundat night, жеи. Spot on!
  8:37am
Androu B.:

*Sunday night
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 8:38am
Handy Haversack:

Agreed, HyperDose. Ken, it was a performance for the ages. I hope Britney realizes one day how much you contributed to her freedom.

And hope too that you're feeling better.

¡Hola, ᛛoᛛo, Androu B.! HyperDose! Krys! All the freed forms yet to come!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:39am
-жеи:

I'll have to take your word for it, it's all a vicious swirling blur
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 8:43am
Handy Haversack:

Vicious swirling blur: there's your visual motif!
  8:43am
Androu B.:

¡Buenos Dias, Handy! Say, did you know there's a street in New Brunswick that shares your name?
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 8:44am
Handy Haversack:

There's a *New* Brunswick?!
  8:45am
Androu B.:

I'm talking about the county seat of Middlesex County here in NJ.
  8:47am
Androu B.:

...and not the province in Canada.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 8:48am
Krys O.:

New Brunswick is the home of Rutgers University, Handy.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:49am
-жеи:

Handy Street, located conveniently next to SAINT PETERS cemetary on route 27. I used to work right nearby there. Goooooo Peacocks~!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:50am
-жеи:

It oughta be renamed Cool Brunswick. Also home to the first WFMU Record Fair, April 1990 at the Court Tavern, with The Bouncing Soles and The Selves.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 8:59am
Handy Haversack:

I kid -- K8 was an adjunct at Rutgers for about four years. Makes me a *little* nervous that Ken thinks it's convenient that Handy is close to the cemetery ...
  8:59am
Androu B.:

I'll always have fond memories of when NB truly lived up to it's nickname "Hub City" during the 80's & 90's when it had the busiest music scene in (practically) the state. That all ended when Robert Wood Johnson Hospital decided to ensure it's dominance in the city by expanding. After that, I gave RWJ Hospital a nickname, "The Monster That Ate New Brunswick".
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:00am
Ken From Hyde Park:

Pink shirts, arise!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:01am
Krys O.:

I'm a whole body donor and RWJ gets the goods when I croak.

I've lived near or next to cemeteries for decades and it's very quiet.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:01am
luka:

slappa tha bird
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YETI BOB:

Free Bass!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:02am
geo in jc:

Bird is the word.
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tidaleneigjen:

THANK YOU!!!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:02am
Erin in TO:

Amazing performance Sunday, Ken! Was watching with friends and we all exclaimed with delight when it became clear what you were doing
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:02am
G:

This is a very bassic arrangement.
  9:02am
Dayffid:

🔥
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Fredericks:

Wow, they should not have buried this bass.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:03am
Handy Haversack:

Morning, everyone! That bird flies low!

Quid pro quo, Freed Forms!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:03am
Strandlund:

YAY!!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 9:03am
RB:

Wow , Freebird, just like old times
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:03am
joe mulligan:

I ordered the pink trust us it's music T sight unseen and oh my! national puppy handler indeed
  9:03am
Androu B.:

GM, Ken From Hyde Park, luka, Yeti Bob, Erin, G, Dayffid, Strandlund!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:03am
Baja Joe:

Hello Ken!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:03am
PMD:

Ken thanks for the great rendition of Toxic. And crossing fingers for test results!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 9:03am
dday:

Bass Bird!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:03am
D Rok:

Oh how I've missed the diarrhea lady!
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Stanley:

I'm as ready as I can be for this.
  9:03am
Glistener MW:

“And then I realized, did I just Freebird THE BED???”
  9:04am
Robm:

Was it me ir were the djs by the end all drunk?
  9:04am
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I’d rather listen to that woman all day than hear any version of freebird
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:04am
Strandlund:

Morning Ken, Androu B and the Diarrhea Lady!!
  9:04am
?:

Where you moving to Ken?
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:04am
Steve from Dunwoody:

Move over Neil Young and Danger Bird...now we want Diarrhea Bird.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:04am
geoff:

morning all
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:04am
PigeonsAndRust:

...and these squirts you cannot chaaaaaaaange....
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:05am
luka:

lmao
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:05am
PaulRobeson1920:

SLOW LADY
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HyperDose:

He's not just a pinball wizard, he's a panning wizard too!
  9:06am
Androu B.:

GM, PMD, dday, D Rok, Stanley, MW, PigeonsAndRust, Steve, PaulRobeson1920!
  9:07am
Rachel Bo Bachel:

Was this a shaving fun-related injury?
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YETI BOB:

Just looked up Ed King, I had no idea this was the same dude who played in Strawberry Alarm Clock, 'Incense and Peppermints'.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:07am
PaulRobeson1920:

Hi Androu B!

I’ve been Looking forward to SLOW LADY forever
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Rich in Bristol:

respect the bass
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:09am
Marley P. Dogg:

Bass solo!!!!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:09am
joe mulligan:

the birds can squirt but they still aren't real. If it flies it spies.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:09am
Stanley:

Top o' the afternoon to you geoff.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:09am
G:

All about dat bass
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:10am
G:

This is sooooooo contemplative!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:10am
Webhamster Henry:

Why do I have a feeling this meditation tape is going to end with Knuckles The Dog?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:10am
fred:

So I guess next year all Hoof'n'mouth performances will have to be versions of Freebird (hopefully with Wing making a special appearance)
  9:11am
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Ken is probably going to move into a van near Liberty State Park.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:11am
G:

Downward Knuckles the Dog
  9:11am
Androu B.:

I was just reminded of that lame [s]hit medley of Frampton & Lynyrd Skynyrd when I heard it over the Muzak at the Stop & Shop yesterday.
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Brainiac from Neuron 3:

Ed King spanking his plank!
FREEBIRD!
Spank you very little.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:12am
joe mulligan:

since I've moved to Chris in the Redwoods' area (PDT), I can't wake up early enough to catch this show these days. Ken, what test results are pending for you? Inhales matching exhales please!
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HyperDose:

I'd take the light rail every day and bring him homemade vittles & joints
  9:12am
Quinn:

There’s this one yoga teacher I love on YouTube but she likes to talk about opening up the “anal mouth”
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:12am
DjLorraine:

Cemeteries...people are dying to get in there.
Avatar 9:13am
Okasa:

Not a big deal, but the gibbons hugging gif is 6.4 MB and it seems the WFMU server is doing its best but...
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:13am
PigeonsAndRust:

Mornin' Androu and all the freed birds!

GWAR should do a meditation tape
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Brainiac from Neuron 3:

Tibetan throat yodelers.
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aaronfromMI:

Hummahummahumaa shouldveboughtamazda
  9:16am
Dayffid:

Great music this morning Ken!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:16am
Handy Haversack:

Vocal Fry took the week off, so it's good to get our fix in.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:17am
Asheville Jon:

hearing this 'sermon excerpt' again is giving me flashbacks
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HyperDose:

This is the craziest auction
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:18am
PigeonsAndRust:

Reminds me of the craps dealers' chant of herniaherniaHerniahernia as described in the Kandy-Kolored Tangerine-Flake Streamline Baby
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:18am
Baja Joe:

Turning this up!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:18am
Erin in TO:

I'm finding this strangely calming
  9:18am
Glistener MW:

Me too! <3
  9:18am
Brendan:

Damn I’m late to the auction again.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:19am
Webhamster Henry:

Micah should have a guest hour on this show every month or something.
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Okasa:

No, seriously, thanks to Ken and WFMU. Glad to know it will survive at least into the near future.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:19am
Erin in TO:

@Glistener MW it's like there's SO MUCH going on that it frees my mind from the responsibility of having to process it
  9:20am
Brendan:

Turkish market place
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:20am
Marley P. Dogg:

The dogs have outvoted me and vetoed this track
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:20am
Bryant in TO:

Mornin' everyone! Staysh, loved your "Toxic" interpretation on Sunday
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:20am
PigeonsAndRust:

Buried in this mix are the secret nuclear launch codes, believe it or not!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:20am
Listener Jonny in South Central... (Ohio):

Hiya Ken! Good to be back.
  9:20am
Androu B.:

@жеи

I can only think of one way you can follow this up: with a set of Swiss &/or Country Western yodeling.
  9:20am
Doris from Droitwich:

I bet the isolated bass from Free Bird is still in there somewhere
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:20am
steveo:

Good morning; had to mute for a moment to confirm that there is actually an old school 60 bpm horn honk car alarm going off out front. There's also a renovation/demo going on in the rowhouse next door so there are a lot of sounds (where are my earbuds???)

Congrats on another stunningly successful marathon.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:21am
Listener Jonny in South Central... (Ohio):

"Ima cry into this ass."
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Okasa:

The other day I had a cooool water sandwich and a Sunday go-to-meetin' bun.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:22am
Handy Haversack:

Man, I *fart* sadness!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:22am
Erin in TO:

Who among us hasn't, at some point, been brought to tears by an ass?
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:22am
steveo:

is there a name for those back dimples?
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:23am
Bryant in TO:

@steveo The eyes of God
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HyperDose:

Egg is probably sitting in the back of the boxcar studio going "A year isn't a long time! Stop celebrating and start getting those extra hours in. Next marathon will be here before you know it!" -🍳
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:24am
steveo:

i'm not sure if you're joking
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:24am
Michele with One "L":

Love Prince Rama! Remember when they were on SSD? @Ken - Andy was so confused.
  9:24am
Doris from Droitwich:

Imagine a Prince Rama & Jamusheen collab
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:25am
DjLorraine:

Sacral dimple
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:25am
Michele with One "L":

🖤
  9:25am
Androu B.:

Btw, I got wind that yesterday was The Shatman's birthday.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:27am
fred:

@Michele: Prince Rama seem to be huggers. I can see how that could unsettle Andy (it sure did unsettle me, and my analogy to Andy isn't helping)
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:28am
Bryant in TO:

@steveo Joking, but the indifferent look in the "eyes," the wailing of the supplicant...I think I've got a case
  9:29am
Androu B.:

...which also means that it's been nearly a year since the launch of Bezos' phallically symbolic Blue Origin rocket, which I still remember like it was only yesterday.
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Hydroplane:

Still sad I missed the Moles at the WFMU record fair a few years ago
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 9:29am
dday:

Oh, the Crying Butt Man is making me sad
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:30am
steveo:

it seems that a sacral dimple is one dimple in the center, and the 2 symmetric dimples are "dimples of Venus". i'm going to start calling them the eyes of God, though
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:30am
Polly.:

nice tat
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Hydroplane:

cryinoscopy
  9:31am
First Time Listener Long Time Caller:

That sounds like Yo La Tengo’s keyboard
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Hydroplane:

Maybe Yo La Tengo has the Moles keyboard
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:32am
-жеи:

Aww Geez! Crying Butt Man is Shedding Tears of JOY! JOY AND GRATITUDE. It is the Way Of The Butt!
Avatar 9:32am
Hydroplane:

No way you're killing me, East River Pipe now? Damn
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:33am
Handy Haversack:

I'm going to start calling my eyes the dimples of Venus.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:33am
PigeonsAndRust:

Its Tear Gas Ass
  9:33am
First Time Listener Long Time Caller:

Maybe they have joint custody?
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:34am
Handy Haversack:

Man, I *fart* joy and gratitude!
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Hydroplane:

This isn't what the patient was expecting to happen after the doctor asked for them to drop trou
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:35am
MD:

Congrats WFMU! And Listener Family! Always a great feeling when that meter is in the black on the last Sunday! Radio is safe for another year!!!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:35am
MD:

Maybe not that safe!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:35am
Polly.:

good thing it's not Diarrhea Lady's Butt.
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Hydroplane:

East River Pipe is one of the least appreciated Jersey artists of all time
  9:36am
tom tom the pipers son:

a friend told me that she read in a medical journal that farting was an expression of unspeakable dread...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:36am
Listener Jonny in South Central... (Ohio):

tofu sez yupyupyupyupyupyupyup....
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:36am
Handy Haversack:

The tofu can't shut up about what a great Marathon it was!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:36am
Strandlund:

I love the EZ Listening Disc!!
  9:36am
Fart:

Dread!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:37am
PigeonsAndRust:

"Go pee, cocks!"
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:38am
PaulRobeson1920:

Oh my
  9:39am
yippie:

i once saw a peacock fly
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:39am
DjLorraine:

Isn't there a song I'm your venus dimple(s)? I'm kidding
  9:39am
Lana in Bucksom County:

How am I supposed to volume-down during Freebird if you're gonna play a plucky, sexy bass version, with vocals by Diarrhea Lady??? ...Howling here with laughter. Thanks, Ken!!
  9:40am
Androu B.:

I had a colonoscopy done a few years ago. Uncomfortable experience, needless to say. The diagnosis results revealed internal hemmorhoids. I've been on a high fructose corn syrup-free diet since.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 9:40am
dday:

My neighbor had a pair of peacocks. They make quite a racket. In fact peacocks were once used as "guard birds"
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:41am
PMD:

Are you doing state of the station today?
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:41am
Krys O.:

A body that farts is alive. That's one of the things I remember from reading Castaneda in college.
  9:41am
yippie:

i saw the flying peacock near the sunken city in california
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:42am
MD:

May they score many homers or hat tricks...or strikes??? WHATEVER THEY NEED!!!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:42am
PMD:

Pablo!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:42am
G:

St Peters, 2022's bracket busters and ball busters
  9:43am
Glistener MW:

Pee-hands? 🙌
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:43am
G:

FMU is the perennial Miracle on Montgomery Street, not just for one March
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:43am
MD:

www.youtube.com...
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 9:44am
dday:

I had a colonoscopy & endoscopy at the same time, same day years ago. Since I'm all about comedy I asked the doc, "Which end are doing first ?" He said "the back end." So I said "You are going to wipe that thing off in between?" He gave me an evil smile just before the twilight anesthesia took hold.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:44am
Handy Haversack:

The Miracle on Montgomery Street happened Sunday night when the Marathon met its goal!

PMD: State of the Station was last Sunday: www.wfmu.org...
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:44am
joe mulligan:

I now live right next to in Peacock Gap San Rafael, and at our trash/recycling center there are a dozen or so trash-eating peacocks. skippy little buggers though, every time I try to take a pic they scoot away camera shy
  9:44am
Sam:

Why does nobody listen to what the tofu is saying? He's trying to tell us something important. If only we could stop our thoughts and just listen to him.
  9:45am
Androu B.:

All this talk about flatulence prods me on to find out more about the historically notorious French artist Le Pedomaine.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:45am
G:

@joe: Try offering them a model release form.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:45am
PMD:

@Handy, thank you!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:45am
Listener Jonny in South Central... (Ohio):

On the trainride to hell, I'll be the guy taking tickets.
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steveo:

sweet 16 seems pretty good for a school i've never heard of. go Peacocks

thanks Handy, i've been meaning to listen to that
  9:46am
Sam:

The train track to hell is paved with rubies and sapphires
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PigeonsAndRust:

"Jesus Hits Like an Atom Bomb" would continue the preachin' feeling youtu.be...
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dale:

i'm going to hell i'm pretty sure. and i'll see you there...and you....and you....
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fred:

@Androu: I think you mean Le Pétomane
  9:47am
Sam:

FREE BRITNEY! FREE BRITNEY!
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Webhamster Henry:

WFMU hits you a treat.
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Handy Haversack:

A responsible internet search for "the diarrhea really hit me a treat" yields no results.
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PaulRobeson1920:

“Whats this about hell?”
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YETI BOB:

HH: From now on, if anyone searches for that phrase, they will find the comment you just made! Congratulations.
  9:49am
ᛛoᛛo (:

Hola, Androu B and Handy H
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karlward:

Just like the Dillinger Four sang, "can anyone really say there's no free drinks in hell?"
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Glistener MW:

the 3rd layer of Hell is all-diarrhea. Praise be to the D-Lady, who revealed what even Dante Alighieri could not.
  9:49am
Sam:

Watch out Handy, now you're going to be inundated with diarrhea ads
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iiibeat:

Maybe Ken could explain how kfjc and wfmu came to be sisters . . That would be nice. I would like to understand.

Is it mythology? Why not brothers?
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WoodsOfNH (now Maine):

I feel some Great Atomic Power coming on.
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joe mulligan:

there's an online Saint Peters T Shirt described as "Full Perched" my new catch phrase LOL
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karlward:

I am, I am ready for that Great Atomic Power
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joe mulligan:

Montgomery St. is FULL PERCHED
  9:51am
Androu B.:

Needless to say, our Ukranian brethren are already experiencing Hell as we speak. Putin might as well be the right hand of The Unholy One.
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PaulRobeson1920:

@GListener MW: Dante, and many of his contemporaries, were nearly starving to death, hence the visions and stuff
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YETI BOB:

Hey this sounds pretty coherent for Old Time Relijun. What happened?
  9:53am
Lana in Bucksom County:

Single back dimple,is that a thing? Don't know what the two are called, but there is the "gluteal cleft."
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karlward:

YETI BOB: it's a cover of the Billy Joel song
  9:54am
Androu B.:

Btw, I'm sure some have noticed the eerie parallels between Putin and the historically notorious Rasputin.
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WoodsOfNH (now Maine):

This is like Beck, Beefheart, and Waits all rolled into one.
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karlward:

Lana in Bucksom County: sacral dimple is a single dimple along the spine, "back dimples" or "dimples of Venus" are the two dimples (one on either side of the spine)
  9:55am
Lana in Bucksom County:

Looking forward to trying your yoga instructor's suggestion of "opening the anal mouth" during my next session...although it sounds dangerous??? Maybe it'll open a whole new world. Maybe it will reveal the secret to the universe.
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steveo:

OK, i'm all in, new profile pic, psyched for the big game, i just needed someone to root for
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Ken From Hyde Park:

St. Peter's next game will be against the Perdue Frozen Chicken Fillets this Friday evening.
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fred:

@YETI BOB: Maybe Arrington found Relijun? I know one of his former roommates though, it doesn't seem likely
  9:57am
Brendan:

Festive. Drinks all around.
  9:58am
Sam:

Putin: King of the Crackers
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dday:

Putin's on The Ritz
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G:

Rockin.
  9:58am
Blix:

Ex-Wedding present guitarist...
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Ken From Hyde Park:

Слава Україні / Slava Ukraini / Glory to Ukraine 🇺🇦
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steveo:

today i learned that the french call him Poutine, which is french fries with cheese and gravy
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Bryant in TO:

@Lana Think of it as a vocal lesson for a Surfin-Bird-a-la-Pink-Flamingos-style recital
  10:00am
Androu B.:

Funny, I just heard that Taco ditty just the other day at the local Shop Rite.
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queems:

hell yes
  10:01am
ᛛoᛛo (:

Putin in Spanish means little prostitute
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joe mulligan:

@Steveo @9:55a longest reigning pope, keeper of the keys of the pearly gates, peacock lover.
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PaulRobeson1920:

Jimi Good morning good morning
  10:03am
Dayffid:

Did he just say that was Dylan’s grandma over there?
  10:03am
Androu B.:

Good Morn', queems!
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YETI BOB:

@Steveo: And in Montreal, they are now calling Poutine "potatoes with gravy" so they can take his name off the menus!
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steveo:

@joe huge if true :)
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steveo:

interesting Yeti
  10:03am
yippie:

jimi hendrix really liked the yippie drumming style
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karlward:

Dayffid: If I remember correctly, Jimi pointed at Mitch Mitchell when he said that was Dylan's grandma
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jabsonik:

Actually Pussy Riot sang that "Putin will teach you how to love motherland".
  10:04am
Sam:

I heard the Quebecois are thinking of changing the name of poutine, so it's not associated with a dictateur. They could call them frites de la liberte.
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joe mulligan:

hahaha @KfHP, not to be confused with the Delaware fighting blue hens, who lost out to Villanova Wildcats in the first round.
  10:04am
Sam:

Oh Yeti bob already said that
  10:05am
Lana in Bucksom County:

Thanks karlward. I had "dimples of Venus" - 19 lbs ago.. I'm intrigued about the "sacral dimple." Does anyone know of someone with one? How do I get one?
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-жеи:

Good catch Dayffid, I believe that IS what he said! That Dylan's Grandma was in attendance.
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PaulRobeson1920:

WOW

Hey baby
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steveo:

this cover is excellent to me
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Ken From Hyde Park:

The Old Codger may want to rename the Poutin' Shanty. Perhaps the Grovelin' Grainery.
  10:06am
Sam:

I bet Dylan felt like a chump after hearing this version
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YETI BOB:

Sam - I type fast, sorry. Here's an article where the alleged inventor of Poutine says ""From now on, we are the inventor of cheese sauce fries" www.mtlblog.com...
  10:07am
Androu B.:

@ Yeti Bob

That serves the double purpose of saving the trouble to explain to tourists what poutine is.
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Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜:

Morning all! Tight squeak but made it to work online by 10, and even managed to shower! Do I get a cookie?
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YETI BOB:

You get a Moon Pie, 3Moons!
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Glistener MW:

I'm still shocked that Bob Dylan's grandma outlived Bob Dylan.
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Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜:

Adulting is hard this morning.
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GPB:

Just checked in .Hey Ken
Hope your doing well.
Good timing.....JIMMY ! NUFF SAID !!!
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dday:

Is Bobby D. still with us? Is this a tribute? Should I care ? Please advise
  10:08am
yippie:

jimi hen
  10:08am
Yes:

Howdy
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Rich in Washington:

Hi Ken!
Hi everyone!
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steveo:

bob dylan has always been dead, dday
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fred:

I was afraid we wouldn't get a proper Bob Dylan tribute today
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Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜:

BTW just catching up on GIFs. Is that tattoo real?
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Asheville Jon:

so sad about Bob Dylan. i will mourn for 60 days and nights
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Polly.:

ken's lucky cc didnt fall over onto him!
  10:09am
Bob Dylan's Grandma:

I knew that little whippersnapper would never amount to anything! And now he's dead! But grandma's still here, baking cookies like always. I told him to stay away from those hot air balloons! He never was no good, that kid.
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Listener John from NJ:

@dday Bob Dylan no dead.
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BAMstutz:

She's Your Lover Now - greatest unfinished song of all time.
  10:09am
Androu B.:

Good Morning & Welcome, 🌛🌕🌛!
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Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜:

How come we never make jokes about Keith Richards? Is it because we know he's immortal?
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Handy Haversack:

This cover really doesn't stray far from the original, does it? Sounds just like Dylan!

Such a shame about the balloons.
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dday:

@Androu: It's weird being in the local ShopRite & hearing Ramones & Mott the Hoople playing. Boomzak
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Asheville Jon:

the Britney Spears gif is so appropriate, considering she's the one that killed Bob
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-жеи:

Yes, that tattoo is REAL! Realer than peanut sauce!! It's on Listener Bjarne' Scandahoovian BUTT I bet
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Mister Dobalina:

Don't tell me uncle Robert passed away !!
  10:11am
ᛛoᛛo (:

Descansa en Paz Roberto Dilán
  10:11am
yippie:

this song has a certain connection to stuck inside of mobile, its like a sequel to it or something
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steveo:

zimmermano
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Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜:

@dday I almost crapped myself when I heard Golden Years by Bowie at being piped in at my local Trade Fair in Astoria. Dayum, I felt OLD. OTOH the rest of the set was good. I was in at an odd time so I strongly suspect that one of the younger checkout kiddos switched the music.
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-жеи:

YES, NO JOKING ABOUT KEEF. WE NEED HIM TO LIKE US SO HE CAN BURY US ALL
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iiibeat:

Immortal turtles. They exist.
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Glistener MW:

@Threemoons: That's likely the case! (Best BBC headline of all time: "Who, What, Why: How is Keith Richards still alive?" -- www.bbc.com...
  10:11am
Lana in Bucksom County:

"The Magical Marathon Mystery Mound"
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YETI BOB:

iiibeat: all the way down ...
  10:12am
Dayffid:

жеи - can we hear some Granma Dylan next?
I believe she was affectionately referred to as Bubbee Zimms
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fred:

@dday: I think the technical term is getting old
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Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜:

@Ken WOW.
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Glistener MW:

Keith is Omega.
  10:12am
Androu B.:

@Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜

I laid a bet some weeks ago here about which one of them would outlive the other.
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-жеи:

@yippie, I always considered this song to be the sequel to Like a Rolling Stone actually. It's like hes singing to Edie Sedgewick and Bobby Neuwirth
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David (in London):

Christ, I just heard the news. Dylan is still alive.
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David (in London):

Afternoon all groovers.
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G:

Was at the Dylan show in New Orleans Saturday evening. He is definitely still alive. Doesn't wear himself out -- sits at a piano, growling and bellowing lyrics as always, no banter at all, and every 4-5 songs he would stand up and come center stage for a few moments between songs. No encore, exactly 90 minutes.
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Handy Haversack:

Sounds like Big Hot-Air Balloon has got to David! Don't fall for the hype, David!
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YETI BOB:

David, my old china plate!
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Glistener MW:

"It's almost as though others die so that Keith Richards may live," Quantick observes. [from above BBC article]
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dday:

@Threemoons: I actually know one of the guys responsible for programming "Market Radio" in NJ ShopRites. He's an ex dj from a large NJ rock station that shall remain nameless
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David (in London):

Handy, I'm distraught. It's even worse than when Bowie was still alive.
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dday:

@Fred; Whaddya mean getting :)
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Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜:

@-жеи: Have you ever considered adding sew-on/iron-on patches to the WFMU shop? I would buy a Woof-Moo patch in a heartbeat.
  10:15am
yippie:

in shes your lover now the man in the cowboy says things twice, in stuck inside of mobile hes trying to figure out what price to pay to get out of going through all these things twice
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Asheville Jon:

wait, isn't Bob's resurrection supposed to happen on april 16?
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joe mulligan:

those hot air ballons are so dangerous. we told you so Bob
  10:16am
Androu B.:

Greetings, David!
  10:16am
Sam:

I knew he'd come back. He's one of those guys who thumbs his nose at death. Like Christ.
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Ken From Hyde Park:

Kind of like a nor' easter, but a Bob Easter?
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David (in London):

Count Yeti Bob, FoFo, Androu, karlward, steveo, Dayfidd, 3M, fred, Ken from HP, and other assembled nutters too numerous to mention. Ahoy!
  10:17am
yippie:

but some chords of shes your lover now are almost like the chords of like a rolling stone in reverse
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D Rok:

WFMU patches would be a great way to mend your brand new pre-ripped jeans.
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Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜:

@D Rok Exactly! In my case I also have a bunch of old messenger bags to patch up.
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Mister Dobalina:

I paid extra for those rips.
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David (in London):

Jimi mistook Brian Jones in his lace collar thing for Dylan's granny.
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fred:

Bob Dylan forswore dying until he could record a duet with Wing. Then (coincidentally?) she retired. He's immortal now, and Ken's tape will dissolve before him
  10:18am
Brendan:

Dylan’s grandma was also at Woodstock.
  10:18am
ᛛoᛛo (:

Welcome David! Just in time for RIPing Dylan!
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YETI BOB:

Hahaha "Bob Dylan's Grandmother" was Noel Redding!!! "Jimi appreciated Noels quickness to grasp musical styles and liked his wirey afro-like hair and nicknamed him Bob Dylan's Grandmother"" = hendrix.guide.pagesperso-orange.fr...
  10:19am
yippie:

a few days ago i played a tape of champion jack dupree - from new orleans to chicago which was over 50 years old
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 10:19am
McGroovey:

Oy! Divchino!
  10:19am
Marqr:

Actually Jimi referred to Noel Redding on bass as Dylan's grandmother
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dday:

I heard next year there will be a WFMU branding iron..Yes?
  10:19am
Dayffid:

Did anyone see the crazy woman talking about how see wishes she had been Putin’s mother so she could have held him like a baby and save the world
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David (in London):

Handy, 'Dylan's Granny' is our new psychedelic revivalist band - you know the drill.

FoFo, let loose the Badgermin!
  10:20am
yippie:

the tape still played fine
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Handy Haversack:

Clear and obvious conclusion: Dylan's grandma is one of the original Party Girls. Many men in her past -- and many concerts!
  10:20am
Bob Dylan's Grandma:

I've been everywhere, man, I've been everywhere
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Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜:

@-жеи For next year's Marathon, if we get a WFMU Tattoo can we get All the Badges and extra swagz?
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Yvang:

She was spotted at the CBGB in 1975
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Ken From Hyde Park:

In love with her ticket agents.
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David (in London):

It was Dylan's granny who fought off the Hell's Angels at Altamont single-handed.
  10:21am
ᛛoᛛo (:

Bob Dylan's granny was the one that shouted JUDAS!
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Handy Haversack:

I'll begin working on my solo for "Macaroon Chune," David.
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Glistener MW:

Anarchy in the YOU!, 'kay?
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sphere:

hello
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 10:21am
PaulRobeson1920:

What’s for dinner?
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 10:21am
D Rok:

"Did I just... poop the studio?"
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 10:22am
PMD:

My friend thought of a great name that I will pledge for next year.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 10:22am
PaulRobeson1920:

Oh jeZus!!!
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McGroovey:

@ᛛoᛛo (:
You just wrote the first line to the first Bob Dylan's Granny song!
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Barefoot Jimmy G:

Are you all better, Ken? We worry...
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dale:

POLONIUM!
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sphere:

I like the way you think, dale.
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brendangen:

I highly recommend that we all watch Stripes to help us plan for this WFMU mission
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Yvang:

Yes : a new show! Can't wait!
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fred:

I thought it meant Andy was opening his actual house to listeners, why else would you send out his address in the newsletter?
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Glistener MW:

"why does this voice-disguised US Black Ops specialist keep saying MAMA MIA and ITS-A VINYL and GOO GOO GA GA?"
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Ken From Hyde Park:

A perfectly fine show name, but I was hoping for Blueberry Brains. Haha!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 10:24am
Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜:

Yow, new show, who dis?
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YETI BOB:

Oh, Ken!!!
  10:24am
Androu B.:

Say, did anyone catch Arnie's bold video message earlier this week?
https://twitter.com/Schwarzenegger?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1504426844199669762%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.politifact.com%2Farticle%2F2022%2Fmar%2F21%2Fwhat-arnold-schwarzeneggers-russia-video-can-teach%2F
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:24am
queems:

i got such a kick out of shaving fun ken
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βrian:

Si Opps was a Borscht Belt headliner back in the day.
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David (in London):

brendangen, I think that's a splendid idea, and I endorse it completely.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 10:25am
Handy Haversack:

Hey, sphere. Were we talking about Delany a couple of weeks back? I started Dhalgren the other day.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 10:26am
Glistener MW:

REal HAIR!!!
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Erin in TO:

Shaving Fun Ken is best Ken
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 10:27am
dday:

Hair O' Win. A St. Patty's Day Favorite
  10:27am
First Time Listener Long Time Caller:

Wonder Woman?
  10:27am
SeaninPJ:

Someone needs to check on Jonsey he recently received a lot of money for heroin
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 10:28am
Glistener MW:

Matt Farley!!! <3
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

Patton Oswalt has a bit about 'stage health' that he's said has allowed him to perform fon-stage for fifteen minutes, then completely collapse.
  10:28am
Sam:

I spent many years living in heroin attics
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fred:

Next year marathon stunt: make people pay to shave Ken. Matt might forgo his yearly salary
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 10:29am
PaulRobeson1920:

Ummmm. taking somebody out is a lousy lousy idea… a power vacuum can mean someone who is even more aggressive/violent minded coming into power
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 10:29am
Glistener MW:

"HEROIN NEEDLES contain REAL HER(oin)"
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 10:30am
dday:

@PaulR1920: that is a real concern for sure
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βrian:

@Sam: One has to be careful that nobody sneaks up from behind to garret them.
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sphere:

@ Handy - I believe we were talking about Delany. I really like Dhalgren. If you just let him guide you through the story, it really works. Delany is still sadly underestimated as a writer IMHO.
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PaulRobeson1920:

But I digress. A good idea (if Glisteners can
Make suggestions? If not that is Ok) shave’N’ Fun Ken to the tune of Slow bird, one hair at a time? On the radio so we can hear it
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 10:33am
Glistener MW:

I hope Kosmonautentraum's debut LP here can get a vinyl or CD reissue someday; it's so overdue.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 10:34am
PaulRobeson1920:

Hair by hair
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 10:35am
PaulRobeson1920:

A Shave for peace!!! Yeah!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 10:36am
PaulRobeson1920:

The 1st World war was a real gas
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Handy Haversack:

sphere, I was in Jersey City for a Marathon shift and went to the "other" branch of the bookstore that I go to in my Brooklyn neighborhood. Felt like I had to get something to commemorate the dorkiest tourism possible!
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Mister Dobalina:

Gonna have to go ahead a clicky star fav this one !!
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fred:

@PaulRobeson1920: A new take on Yoko Ono's cut piece, I like it!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:36am
WaffleMix:

Oh no
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:37am
Mister Dobalina:

Butt hugs, not drugs.
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YETI BOB:

Handy: "To wound the autumnal city." - I've never managed to finish Dhalgren but I've started it so many times I have that opening paragraph memorized. "All you know I know..."
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YETI BOB:

(Maybe I should pick it up and try again, the beginning is pretty great)
  10:38am
Androu B.:

There may be a 'hero' in heroin, but there's nothing heroic about using it.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 10:39am
McGroovey:

Next year's premium idea: a CD of impersonalized versions of "Shaving Fun _____"

Like the key chains or little license plates you got your parents to buy you at tourist traps when you were on a family road trip when you were a kid.


1. Shaving Fun Alice
2. Shaving Fun Betty
3. Shaving Fun Carl
4. Shaving Fun Delia
5. Shaving Fun Ed
6. Shaving Fun Fran
7. Shaving Fun Gretchen
8. Shaving Fun Howie
9. Shaving Fun Ida
10. Shaving Fun Jake
11. Shaving Fun Kimmy
12. Shaving Fun Louise
13. Shaving Fun Morty
14. Shaving Fun Norine
15. Shaving Fun Obadiah
16. Shaving Fun Priscilla
17. Shaving Fun Qathy
18. Shaving Fun Rex
19. Shaving Fun Silvia
20. Shaving Fun Tomas
21. Shaving Fun Unice
22. Shaving Fun Vlad
23. Shaving Fun Wilma
24. Shaving Fun Xenia
25. Shaving Fun Yiphat
26. Shaving Fun Zephaniah
27. Shaving Fun Жеи*

*Bonus download-only track
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:39am
WaffleMix:

Oh boy I heard Dylan and thought the worst, maybe I was just hallucinating
  10:40am
ᛛoᛛo (:

Härte 10!
  10:42am
Androu B.:

Good Morning, McGroovey!
And since you bring it up, remember Shaving Fun Playdoh?
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 10:43am
PaulRobeson1920:

@fred @10:36!! Yes and slowly
  10:43am
Sam:

Shaving Fun Ken's beard grows back every morning!
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McGroovey:

@Androu B
No, I do not [scratching my head]
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 10:44am
Handy Haversack:

My bearded son's name is also Bort.
  10:44am
Sam:

It was a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaby animal!
  10:44am
ᛛoᛛo (:

Alarm! Alarm! Prog-Rock entdeckt!
  10:45am
Jaan78:

Es ist fantastisch
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:46am
Alvy Singer:

Bart: Look at all this great stuff, Lis. Cool! Personalized plates! “Barclay,” “Barry,” “Bert,” “Bort?” Aw, come on. “Bort?”
Child: Mommy, mommy! Buy me a license plate.
Mother: No. Come along, Bort.
Man: Are you talking to me?
Mother: No, my son is also named Bort.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:46am
fred:

A band I liked went by "10", putting even France to shame. They chickened out and changed their name to tengger now
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sphere:

@ YETI BOB - Right there with you on Dhalgren. I have read it in bits over many years. The stuff is just too strong.
  10:48am
Lana in Bucksom County:

What a fantastic cast of Commenters! Thank ya'll for keeping me in stitches!! (and avoiding morning meditation)
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sphere:

@ Lana in Buckston County: C'mon I wanna hear you all the way down the East Coast! OMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
  10:49am
Lana in Bucksom County:

Do I need to watch the finale stream to find out if Ken actually shaved?
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ChukAmok:

@Fred I love France! And Tengger too. Didn't they originally spell their name as 10^2 and/or (((10)))?
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 10:50am
Handy Haversack:

ChukAmok! Did your C&K care package reach you?
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sphere:

France the Band is totally awesome. One of my best Bandcamp discoveries. Must try tengger.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:50am
fred:

Somewhere at a Home Depoy, Danzig is working on his tribute tape that he'll soon send to the station
  10:50am
Marie:

Hey Ken, hey everybody! love this tune
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 10:51am
ChukAmok:

Hi Handy! Not sure. I have been out of town a lot recently and haven't been home in a couple days.
  10:51am
Androu B.:

@ McGroovey

I'd show you what I'm talking about right now, but I seem to be having ISP issues at the moment (yet somehow I'm still able to post here for some reason).
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 10:52am
(((Murakami Whywolf):

0.) There is a big difference between loving heroin addicts as human beings and wishing that even the least of us be treated with dignity, and insisting that they're your best friends. Thinking that that last must follow is a peek into a malign moral universe that is hierarchical and personal, as in wanting your respectable daughter or sister to be treated with respect, as opposed to all women…one where if they're not your best friend, fuck'em.

Even at our current, risibly low level of productive technology, that attitude is no longer necessary. In historical terms, most of us are 'free riders', so policing for such is hypocritical.

1.) People who favour clean needle exchanges tend to support progressive taxing regimes, and noöne thinks the wealthy's money is 'hard-earned' except them and their toadies. (And the hardest-working man I knew was twice the socialist I am.)

2.) No clean injection schemes would be needed or need State support if the State didn't raise the price of opiates by near-banning them, and often hypodermic rigs. Such schemes are recompense for the initial insult.

Sorry to go so long—I probably should stumm for the rest of the show—but P.a.S. Joker Fan's impression of someone believing as I do on this issue has all the accuracy and sublety of a schoolyard 'This is how _you_ sound: "Doy-de-doy doy doy."!'.
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ChukAmok:

@sphere I also highly recommend Tanz Mein Herz.
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David (in London):

Wotcha Chuk.
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-жеи:

Sorry I had to throw on a ten minute track here. My doctor called with test results and then Dylan's grandma came by unnannounced with a freaking case and a half of fruitcake Jaysuss.
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courtneynoir:

I throw this track on at the end of my show when I want to leave early and then groove to it all the way home
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fred:

@ChukAmok: When I first saw them if was just 10. I remember seeing them standing in from of a poster for Kiarostami's movie of the same name, which shared their colors
  10:56am
Marie:

I was just thinking maybe this was Ken's bathroom break track
  10:56am
Sam:

Fried chicken wings on a paper plate
A box of blunts and a half a case of fruitcake
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 10:56am
Handy Haversack:

Ha, pro move, courtneynoir!

Is Dylan's grandma there to party, Ken?
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YETI BOB:

If France the band is good, it is an exception to the rule that all bands named after places are bad - America, Asia, Boston, Kansas, Chicago, Japan, etc. (Fans of those bands, come at me)
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 10:57am
(Murakami Whywolf))):

Zhei:
Did Dylan's grandma have diarrhœa?

I don't care: I'll now think of The Diarrhœa Lady as Dylan's Grandma.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 10:57am
chresti:

Morgen Ken and programme participants!
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YETI BOB:

nice dipthong there (MW)))
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Glistener MW:

@YetiBob: WHYYYY, I OUGHTA.......... no, you're right. I got nothin'.
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Stinky:

Thanks for making my day suck less. Great show today, Ken.
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fred:

@YETI BOB: France are amazing, especially live
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YETI BOB:

fred - i know you have good taste, so i tend to believe you. i'll check 'em out!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 10:59am
Bryant in TO:

@YETI BOB I believe the fine citizens of The Beatles, RI will have something to say about this
  10:59am
Marie:

What kind of thermometer does your doctor use, Ken....?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:59am
geo in jc:

I once listened to this for 24 hours
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WoodsOfNH (now Maine):

Styx is a river, so they don't count.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 10:59am
David (in London):

Count Yeti Bob, you are on dangerous ground by including Japan on that list:
www.youtube.com...
I rest my case.
  10:59am
Sam:

Western Sahara would be a good name for a band.
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Glistener MW:

@Murakami: !!! good point -- we don't know for a fact that the D-Lady is NOT Bob Dylan's grandma. (and, well-worded points above re: heroin.)
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geo in jc:

Thanks Ken
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WoodsOfNH (now Maine):

I had a Japan poster on my freshman dorm wall. Never actually listened to 'em though
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YETI BOB:

D(iL): I was sort of hoping somebody would come to the defense of Japan, thanks for not disappointing me! Yeah, I went one step too far, trying to pad out my list.
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ChukAmok:

Belated greetings, David (iL)!
  11:01am
Sam:

I've been waiting for Ketanji Jackson Brown to have her moment when she yells "I like beer!!"
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David (in London):

Count YB, ha ha, glad I could regress to type.
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Glistener MW:

Hope you're okay / the test-results are okay, Ken!
  11:01am
Dayffid:

In a simple twist of fate it turns diarrhea lady and Dylan’s granma are in fact the same person.
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fred:

@YETI BOB: good luck with that, they're not google-friendly. But of course there are tracks in the station's archives
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spodiodi:

fruitcake?
present! aloha, Ken and Congregation!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 11:02am
McGroovey:

My phone lets me add all sorts of fonts.
ᝀᝁᝈᝑᝊᝈᝉᝎᝆ
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 11:02am
(Murakami Whywolf))):

YETI BOB:
Thank-you very much. Technically [GLASSES PUSHED HIGHER] it's a 'ligature', and important difference being that you can't strangle or garotte someone with a diphthong.

(D.J. Bronwyn C. used to love talking about people wearing diphthongs.)
  11:02am
Sam:

I heard when they did Dylan's autopsy his innards were completely saturated with fruitcake. If the balloon hadn't gotten him, the fruitcake would have killed him a few weeks later.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 11:02am
ChukAmok:

Saw Mary Lattimore and Kim Gordon last night. KG's drummer tested positive for CV-19 right before showtime, so they improvised as a three piece and shook the floor with their incredible noise for 45:min+.
  11:02am
ᛛoᛛo (:

Hi spodiodi!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 11:02am
steveo:

named it that so he could market it as a bathroom song
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Rock Ridge Chess Club:

I always forget what diphthong means. Then I look it up. Then I wander around in Wordnik for a bit. So thanks for the push!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 11:03am
steveo:

lucky you, Chuk
  11:03am
Sam:

Dipthong is when you stick your ass in the pool and then pull it out because it's too cold
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 11:03am
McGroovey:

ܩܓܬܚܗܝܗܕܛܦܫܨ
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:03am
WoodsOfNH (now Maine):

When we were in Catholic grade school, we used to say "murmur dickthong" because...well, boys.
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Photoline:

Baggin the bagel
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:04am
timurf:

where the heck is my swag? darned marathon ended several days ago!
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HyperDose:

Fermented Ken
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YETI BOB:

(MW))) Ligature is correct but dipthong is funnier
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spodiodi:

yo, yo ᛛoᛛo!
  11:05am
ᛛoᛛo (:

Murakami Whywolf)))

Oh, that would explain why Bronwyn C loved to play Sisqo's Diphthong song!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 11:05am
dday:

All this talk of harmonicas & no Harmonica Lewinski music?
  11:05am
Lana in Bucksom County:

If, the latest thinking is true, and our GI tract is indeed our "second brain," maybe you've been flushing all your memories down the toilet, Ken.
  11:05am
Sam:

He was the cutest guy of all time apparently
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 11:05am
steveo:

google translate detects that as English, McG 🤔
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 11:05am
Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜:

Am I the only person who remembers Gay Club Ken? With the "charm ring" around his neck?
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 11:06am
karlward:

Hot Air Balloon Ken, rest in power
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spodiodi:

that's real gratitude
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Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜:

Here we go--Ken with a cock ring around his neck! en.wikipedia.org...
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 11:07am
Handy Haversack:

Sounds like Ken's already working on next year's premium. Jingle Ken Rock!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 11:07am
McGroovey:

Хот Эйр Баллон Кэн
  11:07am
Brendan:

Manscaping Fun Ken doll.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 11:07am
(Murakami Whywolf))):

In Japan, at least decades ago, cunnilingus was called 'hahmohnika'.

(I'll bet it isn't still, but that fellatio is still called 'shakuhachi'.)

On that subject: if the doll Ken had to have no genitals, you'd think they'd at least give him working lips and tongue.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 11:07am
Glistener MW:

Rappin' Rockin' Ken! www.throwbacks.com...
Avatar 11:07am
Photoline:

ball pairers
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 11:07am
steveo:

Ken's not cool enough to be a DJ, the DJ doll is named Blaine i.pinimg.com...
  11:08am
Brendan:

These sound like reasonable demands
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YETI BOB:

3Moons: OMG, that's hilarious! Never seen Gay Ken before.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 11:08am
chresti:

I had a Ken doll. He was mean to Barbie but she beat him up.
  11:08am
ᛛoᛛo (:

Post this Ken. It's a photo of the Talking Ked Doll

https://www.dollreference.com/images3/1111ken_talk1970.jpg
  11:08am
Sam:

Ken always lived in Barbie's shadow. He just kept her fed and clothed, and raised the kids, so she could be a star.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 11:08am
Glistener MW:

Animal Lovin' Ken! with his own chimpanzee to care-for & love -- www.throwbacks.com...
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 11:08am
tom from Manchester:

morning all
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 11:08am
Handy Haversack:

Blaine? That's not a name -- it's a major appliance!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 11:08am
steveo:

damn you out-duckducked me, handy
Avatar 11:09am
HyperDose:

We're not voting Ken off the island, are we?
Avatar 11:09am
βrian:

@Murakami: Oh, right! Because of the wicker basket. I get it!
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Hubig Pie:

Red, White and Blaine
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 11:10am
Handy Haversack:

No searching needed, steveo. Emblazoned on my brain!

Threemoons: "The doll is notable for being the highest-selling Ken doll in history and for the controversy that ensued upon its debut."
  11:10am
ᛛoᛛo (:

" Ken Carson was born and celebrates his official birthday on March 11, 1961. He is a 12" tall vinyl doll and is Barbie's boyfriend. Ken is named after the Handler's (founders of Mattel) son.



Ken, like Barbie is a slick dresser, with a fabulous wardrobe that he shares with several friends, he also has a car, vinyl cases and many accessories. The Ken doll like Barbie, also evolved over the years, but girls, he's still single!"
  11:10am
timinoak:

How I love this Bury Me Deep. Once again por favor!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 11:10am
chresti:

Ha Sam.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 11:10am
David (in London):

Wotcha Hubig.
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HyperDose:

Love that track Andre did with Ronnie Spector
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-жеи:

Testing is ongoing, unfortunately. So far nothing terrible has been turned up but somethings not right with ye olde lymph glands
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 11:11am
(((Murakami Whywolf):

McGroovy:
એક ચાર એક પાંચ નવ બે છ પાંચ
  11:11am
Androu B.:

@Threemoons

I do, as well as Trailer Trash Barbie, and the controversy that followed both. Major toy store chains refused to sell both of them.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:11am
Asheville Jon:

CORN WEENIE
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YETI BOB:

So Dan Savage outed Gay Ken, explained to the world that the chrome ring around his neck was a sex thing, and then Mattel discontinued the toy. THANKS DAN.
  11:11am
Marie:

I want my carcass to be flung into an ocean (no preference) from a small aircraft
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 11:11am
chresti:

Davidkins!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:12am
Stanley:

CORN WEENIE!!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 11:12am
Webhamster Henry:

How about a set of a bunch of Corn Weenie and Party Girl remixes?
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 11:12am
chresti:

Did Midge have a partner?
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Hubig Pie:

Cheers, DiL
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Listener John from NJ:

What the great man is singing about is a whole lot better than getting buried under a tree.
  11:12am
Sam:

Ken, did you get tested to see if you're in love with your doctor? I sure hope it comes back negative. Your heart probably can't handle being broken again!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 11:12am
Handy Haversack:

I think Dylan's grandma is on that, WHHenry.

Sorry to hear, Ken.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 11:13am
karlward:

CORN MORE YEARS
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Stanley:

Au contraire.
  11:13am
Androu B.:

There were a lot of outrageous versions of Barbie and Ken that came out over the years.
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βrian:

I'm confused. Was in Ken or Barbie who wore the dipthong?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:14am
Thin Slice:

I miss the gang buses of New York
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:14am
Asheville Jon:

lots of new/in box shaving fun kens on ebay. we should each buy one and send them to SMK
  11:14am
ᛛoᛛo (:

Wait. I can't dig it..10 thousand police minus..how many warriors in the street again?
  11:14am
Androu B.:

Likewise, the Jem And The Holograms dolls looked TRULY outrageous!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:14am
-жеи:

Sam, I am in love with my Smoking Hot Cardiologist
  11:15am
Sam:

They wore a two-person thong together sometimes.
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βrian:

There are still cardiologists who smoke??
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:15am
fred:

@Ken: I'm going through the testing thing too. For "privacy" reasons, I'm not allowed to get the results because I refused to register the smartphone I don't have (Mark Hurst would enjoy that) I'll get the results eventually, or not
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 11:16am
G:

Barry exciting the ladies
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 11:17am
David (in London):

Chrestikins!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 11:17am
Handy Haversack:

fred, that is still unresolved? Unreal.
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Photoline:

Milk chocolate
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 11:17am
karlward:

Charles Ives at the disco
  11:17am
ᛛoᛛo (:

Ken, I read your doctor's notes and one says:

"Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities".
  11:17am
Androu B.:

-жеи, in love with his Cute, Vivacious and Smoking Hot Cardiologist!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:17am
Stanley:

Whaddo David
  11:18am
ᛛoᛛo (:

Another note says:

"The patient has been depressed since he began seeing me in 2013"
  11:18am
yippie:

i dont know about dylan dying, but i once slept where robert zimmerman became bob dylan, which is the alley way next to 1320 4th street SE in dinkytown minneapolis
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 11:18am
(Murakami Whywolf))):

Remember, Cyrus says: 'Pronounce it "ghif" , not "Jif" , because choosy mothers choose "Jif"…and I _HATE_ THOSE CHOOSY _MOTHERS_!!!—ken you diggit!? '.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 11:18am
dday:

@Ken & fred: I got tested yesterday. Results today show I still have a heart (contrary to popular belief) and it is abbie normal. I expected as much. I hope you both feel better soon.
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YETI BOB:

yippie: is that the 4th St that "Positively 4th St" is about? I always assumed it was NYC's 4th St
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spodiodi:

DJ Cumberbund <3
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 11:20am
(Murakami Whywolf))):

Best of luck, Ken.
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fred:

@Handy: Not going to be resolved, a smartphone is now mandatory. Holding out but it's getting harder
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Photoline:

Fozzy Fosbourne
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chresti:

morgen, spodi\\//
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Mister Dobalina:

Nice bangers & mash up.
  11:21am
Androu B.:

@dday

Did the results also show that you're made of tin?
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spodiodi:

haha photoline!
aloha chresti!\\//
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 11:21am
karlward:

Two mediocre tastes that taste great together
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 11:21am
dday:

@Androu..I was feeling a bit rusty lately
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 11:22am
Handy Haversack:

Holding out here too, fred. Solidarity!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 11:22am
David (in London):

Stanloid, ahoy!
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βrian:

I thought this was Poly Styrene.
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βrian:

My cell phone lives in the basement. I check it a few times per week.
  11:23am
Androu B.:

@dday

By any chance, did you come across a little farm girl from Kansas recently?
  11:23am
ᛛoᛛo (:

Can't wait for the Rammstein mashup part 2 as promised by Dj Cummerbund some days ago
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 11:24am
dday:

@Handy: No smartphone here either. I spent my whole career in the etech repair field. At one company I had two cellphones & two, two way radios on my hips all day everyday. When I retired I cast them all off. Banished. My docs call my home phone or email me.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:24am
fred:

@Handy: is K8 holding out too?
  11:25am
Sam:

I got tested to see if I had the nerve - the doctor told me I had a lotta nerve even asking for the test. So I guess that's good news.
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Photoline:

Shocking Blue Peter Green Day
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 11:25am
dday:

@Androu . I'll never tell. But I did find a dog with a horrible 1980's band name on his tags
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YETI BOB:

LOVE THIS SONG! "Don't be stupid, don't be limp!"
  11:26am
Sam:

I found a little black dog named Fofo on the comments board.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 11:26am
dday:

@Photoline: didn't they sing "Venus Penis?"
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 11:26am
(Murakami Whywolf))):

fred:
Burner Android phones were about $23 a few years back, maybe $30 now. (Suburban Oscos had the best prices, as they used to do for cassettes and VHS cassettes.)

Use Tor and a good VPN, because there's no telling on what Tracphone eavesdrops, and their owner is a Trumpist asshole. You can use a semi-public mailbox at gmx.com for your Google account, and if you don't use it too much, Google won't infer your identity, not that it likely matters much because most of us aren't important enough to oppress.
  11:27am
Androu B.:

@dday

By any chance, was the name of that band "Spaghetti & Meatballs"?
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 11:27am
dday:

@Sam: Very proactive
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 11:28am
Handy Haversack:

fred, yes, though she has a dumb phone -- the Mark Hurst-endorsed Light Phone. I don't have a mobile at all.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:29am
Stanley:

Handy - that's ironic, as a cell phone in Germany is called a Handi
  11:29am
Brendan:

Ken if you experience erections lasting 4 hrs or more, see your cardiologist . Better yet, stop seeing her. And whatever you do don’t see Alice (Cialis).
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 11:30am
dday:

@Androu: that'd be a big dog tag
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 11:30am
Handy Haversack:

Must be why Germans keep trying to dial me, Stanley!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 11:31am
courtneynoir:

@handy I was thinking about downgrading my iPhone to a Light Phone. Seems like it does its job.
  11:31am
ᛛoᛛo (:

Sam,

Oh, yes! Fofo the dog! What a very very very good dog is by far!
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HyperDose:

I don't, but I bet Arnold does
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YETI BOB:

Stanley - they even spell it with a Y. "Ein Handy"
  11:32am
Glistener MW:

Squid! 🦑
  11:32am
Lana in Bucksom County:

Rise up and take control of YOUR health. Use your computer to sign on to the "Patient Portal" at the health system your practitioner's affiliated with. You should be able to access (and print out) all the results of your tests and studies, as well as Progress Notes.
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McGroovey:

Ein Handy? ...

... That sounds a bit off-color, actually.
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Photoline:

WGBH
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PaulRobeson1920:

Clay Pigeon is a doctor of LoVe and podiatry
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HyperDose:

Sage advice, Lana.
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queems:

definitely take advantage of patient portals- it's good to have your own copies of your records so that if your doctor fucks up, you can walk and find a new one
  11:34am
ᛛoᛛo (:

In Germany you don't say Handy Haversack. You say: Handi Brotbeutel
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YETI BOB:

Not to distract from Ken's show but this video makes me laugh every time www.youtube.com... (a German-language cover of Drake's "Cellphone") and it's only a minute and a half
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steveo:

do you use the light phone for driving directions , Handy?
  11:35am
ᛛoᛛo (:

Talking about Handy. Whatever happened to that Haversack song you played the other day, Ken? That was a good one!
  11:35am
Androu B.:

@dday

In case you're wondering what I'm referring to, there was a SatAM cartoon series called "Spaghetti & Meatballs" about a husband-and-wife rock band who's pet dog was their drummer. It was conceived by Fred Silverman, who was president of MGM's entertainment division at the time.
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fred:

@Handy: So you're both depending on Voltron's plan for a lot. I wouldn't call that wise, but you went that way a while ago
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HyperDose:

And note that most doctor offices toss records after 7yrs if you haven't been back. Found that out the hard way 😬
  11:36am
Brendan:

This isn’t so much a march as it is a slog
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spodiodi:

that's great, Androu haha
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sphere:

@ YETI BOB - FYI, France the Band plays extended trance hurdy-gurdy (literally) rock. One album was probably one 50-minute-long track. What's not to like?
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Handy Haversack:

Gotta dance with the one what brung us, fred!
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