Options Dinner at Andy’s with Ken and Andy: Playlist from January 12, 2022 Options

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The program formerly known as The Fuzzy Glove Hour, Whores, and The Happiness Hut. Ken and Andy, also known as The Enema Boys, further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards on a weekly basis. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)

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Options January 12, 2022: Positivity Reigns

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Listener comments!

Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:03pm Will the Sound Guy:

Hi Ken, Andy, and all!!!
  Swag For Life Member 6:04pm austin:

love the show
  6:04pm listener phillip (in the bronx):

I have covid pneumonia does that qualify
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:04pm Ciggy:

Remember, no fuzzy glove - no juicy love!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:04pm PaulRobeson1920:

Hi Hi Hi all! Will be driving and GListening!

Peace&LoVe & kisses
  6:04pm Retinox:

woot!
Avatar 6:04pm elkeno:

Balzack
Avatar 6:05pm HyperDose:

Hope you have baby Charlotte's earmuffs ready for this one, Will!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:05pm Handy Haversack:

When Andy says it, it doesn't sound like Balzac.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:05pm melinda:

hi everyone
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:06pm Lizardner Dave !:

Suddenly Andy has turned into Michael Shelley.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:06pm PigeonsAndRust:

Oh fuck they aren't lying about Ronnie Spector
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:06pm brainiac:

Wasn't scrotum who said: Never let 'em see you sweat
  6:07pm listener phillip (in the bronx):

There was a sam goody in rego park queens I'd go there to buy tapes
  6:07pm Retinox:

My first 45 was Alice Cooper School's Out
  6:07pm Glistener MW:

I’m your Muppet. 🍪
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:08pm common:

1st 45 was what a fool believes
Avatar 6:08pm Hubig Pie:

It was D. Trump who said "No puppet, no puppet, you're the puppet"
  6:08pm queems:

not sure how they can top last week’s extremely entertainingly dystopian radio
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:08pm dale:

this is breaking news to me. like bob dylan's death and don mcclean's.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:08pm PigeonsAndRust:

First 45 is a better topic than the topic
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:09pm brainiac:

glockenspiel
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:09pm PigeonsAndRust:

Nah, Dale, it's true. No hit air balloons.
  6:09pm Retinox:

If you wanna see me do my thing, pull my string ?
  6:09pm Mick from Montclair:

Correct, I think we should start calling and just telling them our first 45s
  6:10pm Mick from Montclair:

Mine was White room by cream
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:11pm dale:

i wanna hear andy man a rape crisis hotline. 'were you wearing a pretty little hat?'
Avatar 6:11pm HyperDose:

How do you get your bats juicy? Mine always come out dry
Avatar 6:11pm Hubig Pie:

I think it was One Tin Soldier by Coven
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:11pm Matt from Springfield:

The variants are getting weaker over time - much like THIS SHOW!!!
#ObligatoryDiss

Hi Ken! Hi Andy! Special welcome to all us sickies out there/in here!
  6:11pm BH:

it would be too much like C-SPAN to have "COVID Positive" and "COVID Negative" phone lines
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:12pm Matt from Springfield:

@HyperDose: Always marinate, especially before grilling. Those cave mammals will dry out quick on open flame.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:13pm Matt from Springfield:

@BH: And Independents, the "Reckless Don't Know Don't Care" line.
  6:13pm Retinox:

Call in with your first 45
  6:13pm Sam:

I heard Andy had to self-isolate in his masturbatorium for 3 weeks. Not even because of Covid. Just because.
  6:14pm Retinox:

Triweek wank?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:14pm Matt from Springfield:

A risk for sickness, since that masturbatorium is never sanitized, because "why bother".
  6:15pm Sam:

Tantric baby!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:15pm DjLorraine:

Wendy <3 Wendy!
Avatar 6:15pm HyperDose:

I'd do anything for Andy to call me "baby"
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:15pm Handy Haversack:

W E N D Y!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:15pm Matt from Springfield:

A sticky proposition, omicron is.

HI Wendy del Formaggio!
  6:15pm queems:

i’ve heard a lot of people have bad sinus pressure
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:15pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Wendy d'Ill Formaggio!
  6:16pm Listener:

BONUS QUESTION for the callers!: Were you vaxed???
  6:16pm Sam:

I’m guessing this show is going to be a downer
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:16pm brainiac:

I just got off the phone with Don McLean, and he's feeling much better, Dale
  6:16pm Daybreak’s getting through!:

Wendy!!!
Love you and you are the cheese of my heart!
  6:16pm Sam:

Andy’s going to be saying Oh, baby and Oh, honey a lot.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:17pm dale:

good to know brainiac - he's a national treasure.
  6:17pm queems:

poor wendy
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:17pm Matt from Springfield:

Reptilians, don't they run the Jewish Space Lasers?
  6:17pm Tom from Stirling:

Omicron hits you in the nose and throat, not the lungs. So that's good. Right?
  6:18pm malĥerbo (nl):

My first 45 was Dynamite by Mud (Yes, I’m properly embarrassed)
  6:18pm Robert:

Who was the WFMU DJ who caught it in the spring of 2020 and described the sinusitis as a blowtorch behind each eye? Glad I only got this wimpy strain.
Avatar 6:18pm HyperDose:

Wendy is the best!
Avatar 6:18pm elkeno:

crackle!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:18pm Wendy del Formaggio:

Aww, thanks for tuning in and for your kind wishes, friends! <3
  6:18pm Sam:

You can curse in Dutch!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:19pm Ken From Hyde Park:

I believe that was Dave the Spazz, Robert.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:19pm Matt from Springfield:

@Tom: For me there was plenty of runny nose/drainage/coughing as well, but all in all mine was mild, like a cold or flu. But that throat was my first symptom, and a scratchy throat continues to be my one remaining symptom. May take a good while before it feels normal.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:19pm Handy Haversack:

Robert: Dave the Spazz.
  6:19pm Listener:

What do ya think Ken & Andy. Ask the callers if they've been vaxed?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:20pm listener 126464:

Say symptoms with a Lisa Douglas accent.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:20pm dale:

andy is concerned about real estate. he should get his license.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:20pm cosmic matrix:

CLIPPING REAL BAD
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:20pm Rand al'Thor:

Wow, what's up with Andy's microphone?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:20pm StringOFperils:

Stay gold.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:20pm cosmic matrix:

oh dat's better.
  6:20pm queems:

yeah def ask if they have been vaccinated
  6:20pm Sam:

I like my zombies like my coffee. Strong!
  6:20pm Retinox:

Audio is too hot
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:20pm dale:

i remember when everyone said 'don't let your meat loaf.'
  6:20pm UWS Joe:

Is having a lisp a symptom of COVID? Love the show, yadda yadda yadda
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:21pm Rand al'Thor:

Ken's mic is kinda clipping, too.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:21pm cosmic matrix:

throw on the gosh darned LIMITER station master KEN !
Avatar 6:21pm elkeno:

who is engineering this fire them
  6:21pm Retinox:

Slow Ride by Foghat
  6:21pm Dean from Old Bridge:

Now I just wanna hear Ken’s take it slow story instead of Andy popping the mic like crazy
  6:21pm queems:

superspreader event
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:21pm Matt from Springfield:

@malĥerbo: Mud might be an embarrassing first for the UK, but in the US that would be very chic, as much of that glitter rock wasn't big here at the time. For the Netherlands? Depends how much Mud were played/overplayed and what their listening demographic was.
  6:22pm Tom from Stirling:

Remember people used to say: Don't let your meatloaf, when saying good-bye?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:22pm cosmic matrix:

AUDIO IS CLIPPING LIKE IT'S SHUT UP WEIRDO FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE
  6:22pm Edward:

This is the second show in a row where Andy has to act like kind of a nice guy. These are not my favorite kind of show.
  6:22pm Listener:

@queems - Makes sense to ask that, right!? Hmmmm. Caller, have you been vaxed?
  6:23pm queems:

@listener i want to correlate symptoms to vaccine status
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:23pm Mr. Burns:

Curse you lower-class nitwits, with your loafed meat and pretzeled bread!
Avatar 6:23pm elkeno:

Andy wants to spring some Real estate zinger i can feel it
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:23pm cosmic matrix:

literally fuck this show! you did it ken.....unlistenable
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:24pm dale:

mortality rate is pretty much 100 percent.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:24pm Matt from Springfield:

My positive home test was 10 days ago. I haven't had a test since then, though I would prob be negative now. Not sure how that qualifies me for these phone lines. This is probably for the new Class of '22 entrants..
  6:24pm justoffthebeach:

I THINK the audio is clipping because they hit the dump button. as it's rebuilding the delay, it doesn't handle the peaks well. it should get better
  6:25pm Sam:

I have a great soak Andy fundraising idea. Each of these callers should get to tongue kiss Andy unless he donates $1000 to the station.
  6:25pm Tom from Stirling:

...thanks, caller; Don't let your pork roll!
  6:25pm Dean from Old Bridge:

sounds better now
  6:25pm Listener:

@queems Yeah, exactly. Why aren't they asking? Sometimes what they leave out tells you everything you need to know. They're avoiding it like the plague!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:26pm Matt from Springfield:

@Sam: Iiiiiiiii like it! The threats are the best part!
  6:26pm Retinox:

Don't let your meat loaf ?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:26pm dale:

then she became a media darling after being in a john waters movie.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:26pm Ciggy:

Groovy Kinda Glove. Great Song
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:26pm Doug in JC:

Whatever mic Andy is using has been haunting me across the schedule for months
  6:26pm Edward:

I think the line Andy is reaching for is from Bob Dylan in DON'T LOOK BACK: "Hey man, be groovy or leave."
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:26pm dale:

you NEVER heard that retinox? very 70s diss.
Avatar 6:27pm elkeno:

Sniffles-19
  6:27pm queems:

wine is definitely essential
  6:28pm Dean from Old Bridge:

Andy describing Hell rn
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:28pm StringOFperils:

If I had to do without ether....
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:29pm Matt from Springfield:

In-TUBE-ate-ed. Like early Madonna: "Get - in-tube-ate-ed"...
  6:29pm Retinox:

Where's the First 45s ?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:31pm Tome:

Hey Ken & Andy !<>!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:32pm dale:

i won the little beaker of joe strummer beer backwash from the station and have no idea what happened to it.
  6:32pm Sam:

WFMU will take your old phlegm! And it’s tax deductible!
  6:32pm Retinox:

Jar-o-phlegm(tm)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:32pm joe mulligan:

put the jar of phlegm in a time capsule and bury it deep in the ground so they find it decades later and start the pandemic all over again
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:32pm Matt from Springfield:

This is some more reckless and incorrect banter from Ken & Andy!

Phlegm is only worth anything when it's amber or darker. Spots of red blood add value for each one. If you're coughing up straw yellow or lighter, it's not worth squat.
  6:33pm queems:

NOOOOOOO
  6:33pm queems:

i was wondering about him
  6:33pm Sam:

I guess one of the symptoms is losing your voice
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:34pm dale:

do a wee - so cute!
  6:34pm Sam:

He’s a wee rapscallion this one!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:34pm Matt from Springfield:

@dale: We'll never be able to clone a talking Joe Strummer glass of beer now. So long sitcom idea...
Avatar 6:34pm HyperDose:

A listener used the bathroom? Call the national guard!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:35pm Matt from Springfield:

The Dutch are on it tonight!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:35pm StringOFperils:

Sink phlegm is the cognac of phlegm.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:36pm Matt from Springfield:

Drink some tea & honey with genever! Be well in the Netherlands!
  6:36pm Sam:

They should have a special hotline for Dutch callers.
  6:36pm Retinox:

Mount Airy Lodge
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:37pm solo mon:

Phlegmish painters are my favorite.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:38pm StringOFperils:

Oh man. NO. What an opportunity.
Avatar 6:38pm HyperDose:

Andy wants a KEXP situation haha
  6:38pm Retinox:

From Cotterdam?
  6:38pm queems:

put your money where your phlegmy mouth is
  6:39pm UWS Joe:

What happened to $22?!
Avatar 6:40pm Hubig Pie:

No pledge drive needed in March now ?
  6:41pm queems:

some of us hate-listen to the show
  6:41pm Sally:

How about reaching out to people with cancer?
  6:41pm Danne D:

Andy converting pandemic misery into funding for Ken's infinite appetite for weed is inspiring radio
  6:41pm Death's Not Punk:

The first time I ever heard "Take it!" I was in the county lockup, and my first night there....
  6:41pm Tom from Stirling:

By the way, if you die can you give your money to the station? Haha!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:42pm listener 126464:

this means business
Avatar 6:42pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

These may all be "plants"; that's my bet.
  6:42pm Sam:

As low as this is, Andy did auction off the rights to someone to dance on his grave after he dies. So he gives as well as takes.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:43pm adampsyche:

yes queems
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:43pm Ken From Hyde Park:

I'm pretty sure you can also donate organs to WFMU. They turn around and sell them to the highest bidder.
  6:43pm listener phillip (in the bronx):

Welp dont look to me sorry. I'm on disability without a cent to my name
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:43pm adampsyche:

it's good radio
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:43pm melinda:

'my name's covid, let's work together' lol
  6:43pm Sam:

Organs yes, preferably Wurlitzers!
  6:43pm Tom from Stirling:

Do they need a witness? A notary?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:44pm PigeonsAndRust:

I don't have any organs but I have a player piano I'm desperate to find a home for
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:44pm Wendy del Formaggio:

Psst. Don't tell them I don't have any money.
Avatar 6:44pm Uhnnohn:

The 1st annual WFMU Death-a-thon
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:44pm dale:

i paid my 30 year mortgage off in 14 years. does that make me a funny caller?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:44pm PigeonsAndRust:

Wendy i figured you meant $12.50...you never specified thousands
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:44pm solo mon:

I donate my farfisa with Leslie speakers.
  6:45pm Sam:

They should call these people and impersonate Dr Fauci and tell them they’ve been miraculously cured.
  6:45pm Danne D:

you'll pay them in cheese I am sure Wendy :D
  6:45pm listener phillip (in the bronx):

I'd gladly donate my stone cookware
  6:46pm Sam:

It’s like reverse life insurance
  6:46pm listener phillip (in the bronx):

I have a used mini fridge and freezer
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:47pm Wendy del Formaggio:

@PigeonsAndRust: Exactly!
  6:47pm queems:

damn sunnyside? $$$
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:47pm solo mon:

Co opting that co op.
  6:47pm Retinox:

Sheldon, is that you?!
Avatar 6:48pm elkeno:

i'm glad *I* dont have covid. Keepin my $
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:48pm StringOFperils:

Do you take cheques written on used Kleenex?
  6:49pm Robert:

Like many Fuzzy Glove premises, this has the potential to make them feel very creepy. Like the one that presaged 9/11.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:49pm Matt from Springfield:

Tonya Harding - the Avenging Angel.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:49pm dale:

i've thought of leaving my estate to the station. but there would need to be some changes. more prog, more poco...
  6:49pm listener phillip (in the bronx):

When is going to go back to seven second delay?
  6:49pm Excellent:

Use of the “fatal flaw.”
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm Matt from Springfield:

She has a worser variant - one moment you're dialing into the station, the next - BOOM.
  6:50pm Glistener MW:

R.I.P. Sasha ;_;
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm Wendy del Formaggio:

@Danne D: Haha, yes, if there's anything left!
  6:50pm Sasha:

My phone died !
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:50pm PigeonsAndRust:

One less regular caller
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm Matt from Springfield:

@Sasha: Was it vaxxed, or not??
  6:50pm Excellent:

Ghosted by the fatal flaws
  6:51pm Robert:

Phillip, it would have to be the 2nd week of marathon -- unless they owe an extra week or two for some reason.
  6:51pm Sasha:

it's pretty old so I guess it's unvaxxed
  6:52pm Sam:

How could anyone love this show?!
  6:52pm listener phillip (in the bronx):

@Robert cant come fast enough for me.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:52pm PigeonsAndRust:

Not even covid loves the show
  6:52pm Retinox:

Audio is CLIPPING again! Very annoying
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:53pm Matt from Springfield:

@Sasha: Often the difference in such cases. A cautionary tale to all our phones.
Avatar 6:53pm elkeno:

he just whines, that's the joke
  6:53pm Robert:

But Phillip, now the precedent of raffling off naming rights has been set, so who knows what 7SD will be saddled with next?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:54pm Matt from Springfield:

@Sam: I love that I hate that I love this show. It's never simple with K&A.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:54pm PigeonsAndRust:

I bet its an old diesel Mercedes
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:54pm dale:

now the station has to pay for a parking spot?
Avatar 6:54pm HyperDose:

From a Gremlin to a diesel wagon. What an upgrade!
  6:54pm Sam:

For $5000 you can have your remains completely intermingled with Andy’s in a mixed grave
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:55pm Matt from Springfield:

They hope that you recover (their expenses).
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:55pm Lizardner Dave !:

The clipping must be on a stream, 91.1 hasn't had the issue.
  6:55pm listener phillip (in the bronx):

@Robert just thinking about that makes my covid pneumonia worse
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:56pm Ken From Hyde Park:

The will needs to specify that the station takes possession of the inheritance during the soaking period. Instant matching grant!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:56pm PigeonsAndRust:

The show that loves you...r estate
  6:56pm Robert:

You mean Andy would match it by...no!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:57pm StringOFperils:

If I had will, I wouldn't be here.
  6:57pm Tom from Stirling:

Bye bye Ken and Andy: Don't let your meat loaf.
Avatar 6:57pm HyperDose:

OLO SoP!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:57pm listener 126464:

3/9 is this years soaking. Stay alive until then.
  6:58pm Sam:

Consider donating your body to the next WFMU cannibal barbecue
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:58pm Matt from Springfield:

Typhoid Mommy, opening for Coffee Sandwich at City Winery, once restrictions in NYC are lifted.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:58pm dale:

me: ken already has a summer house
my wife: what? you can only have one?
  6:59pm Sam:

Ideally you have a house for each season
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:59pm Matt from Springfield:

@dale: Well you can only have one house per season, otherwise they would each be half-summer houses.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:59pm Lizardner Dave !:

I laughed.
  6:59pm Aslihan:

sorry for cursing guys
Avatar 6:59pm HyperDose:

Thanks boys, and I do mean boys! <3
  6:59pm UWS Joe:

Stay safe and classy Ken and Andy
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:59pm steveo:

hmm can i sell futures on my estate? like you get an annual stipend that i then repay when i die (83 years from now)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:59pm Matt from Springfield:

Stay cool, people! Watch your health and take care!
  7:00pm Baran from Amsterdam:

that was fun! i wish he called, must have dialed something wrong. see you next week
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