Favoriting Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from November 10, 2021 Favoriting

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The program formerly known as Dinner at Andy's, The Fuzzy Glove Hour, Whores, and The Happiness Hut. Ken and Andy, also known as The Enema Boys, further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards on a weekly basis. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)

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Favoriting November 10, 2021: When Great Speeches Collide

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Listener comments!

  6:00pm
Crei6hton:

Evening WFMU!
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dale:

don't quite get the theme tonight. can we just start the show at the end and go backwards?
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DjLorraine:

I cant listen for 20 mins...dang world...
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Will the Sound Guy:

good evening Ken, Andy, and all!!!
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JeremyB:

I can't wait till the show goes back to it's original name
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HyperDose:

It's officially smoothie time
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karlward:

These gloves aren't fuzzy and they smell like Dave Attell
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Ciggy:

No Glove - No Love!
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stevefromthefuture:

sounding very handsome tonight
  6:06pm
queems:

who even has clocks anymore
  6:07pm
TomTom:

Oh, there was the punchline, the clock store. K.
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Jim the Poet:

This is a date that will live in infamy
  6:09pm
Skyline chili:

@JeremyB: I never did believe that the fuzzy glove was a fair random draw. Because it was the least offensive name that was submitted.
  6:09pm
Tom from Stirling:

Thirty years on the air. Give or take. And then some.
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sasha40585:

Truth to power hour was my favorite from that marathon
  6:11pm
PMD:

I would like the Lou Gehrig speech
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Ciggy:

I still haven't changed my home thermostat clock so my heat comes on an hour earlier. Some rationale huh.
  6:12pm
queems:

yeah but how do you keep people reading at the same speed
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HyperDose:

Speed reading millionaires!
  6:14pm
queems:

HAHAHAH god so good
  6:14pm
queems:

i loled irl
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dale:

how about the 'i did not have sexual relations with that woman' speech?
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Handy Haversack:

Only five more of these? How much do we have to pledge?!
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PMD:

You should have done more shorter speeches...
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Glistener MW:

my dog is terrified. Mission accomplished! XD
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Roger:

brilliant
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Ciggy:

Oh, the humanity
  6:15pm
Erin in TO:

This kind of nonsense is why I keep coming back
  6:15pm
queems:

i vote for dale’s speech
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Handy Haversack:

That was dale who didn't have sexual relations? Huh.
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G:

Haven't we all had a few dates that will live in infamy?
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dale:

lincoln used cocktail napkins.
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dale:

handy - it's why i never have interns.
  6:17pm
queems:

oh too bad, i was going to call to read with my cousin
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

He was tired of waiting for steroids to show-up to make the game begin to approach 'interesting'.
  6:19pm
queems:

booooooo
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dale:

pam is your cousin queems?
  6:19pm
queems:

no but that’s ok
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sasha40585:

Hannibal buresses bit about Lou Gehrig disease is awesome too bad it's not anywhere on the internet
  6:19pm
Tom from Stirling:

Can you please expand on that poo barge story from earlier today? More in keeping with today's theme.
  6:19pm
queems:

@dale to andy, yes
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(((Murakami Whywolf):

dale:
Not literally true, but spiritually: "Gene Roddenberry‘s 'Earth: Final Conflict'" was based on a stained, torn, cocktail-napkin found in Gene Roddenberry's pocket by the medical examiner.
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elkeno:

ships in the night
  6:21pm
TomTom:

I kinda want a hot dog and beer.
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HyperDose:

"Oh my god, we're having a FIRE....sale!"
  6:22pm
queems:

still funny
  6:22pm
Joseph Morris:

I like that Andy apologized for the show at the 15 minute mark . Usually. He forgets!
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Will the Sound Guy:

💥🔥🔥🔥💥💥🔥💥💥💥💥🧐
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dale:

murakami - i actually got that from bob newhart's lincoln's press agent bit. 'abe - baby!'
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Ruby from Amherst:

oh, a collision
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

I keep on expecting "Yakety Sax" to break-out at some point after the explosion.
  6:23pm
queems:

@murakami whywolf i was just thinking the same thing
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elkeno:

there are TWO sure i'm Lucky
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Roger:

@6:22(Murakami Whywolf))):
ha!
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Glistener MW:

Great reading with you, Pam!
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DjLorraine:

Oh the humanity!
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PMD:

Hi Glistener! I'll be in NJ starting 12/6. Don't tell your wife.
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dale:

stick with 'who tooted' andy.
  6:25pm
morphe':

Michael is the Michael Ken was thinking of ...
Does not need a date !!!
  6:26pm
Lowson:

How about this idea but with American Sign Language. I would listen to that!
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HyperDose:

Instant chemistry right here
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PMD:

@Glistener MW, was great reading with you too. :-)
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dale:

lowson - the sign language hour. BRILLIANT!
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PMD:

I remember when the prayer was that it would better than the other shows
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Glistener MW:

I love the idea of an ASL show! Maybe one of them having to sign while the other one translates, both from a beginner's guide or website
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Will the Sound Guy:

☄💥🔥⚡
  6:29pm
TomTom:

Yet may we always appear to be a team player.
  6:30pm
morphe':

Add a speech:
Frederick Douglass'
WHAT TO A SLAVE IS THE $th OF JULY
https://nmaahc.si.edu/blog-post/nations-story-“what-slave-fourth-july”
  6:31pm
Tom from Stirling:

Andy, more enthusiasm. It can only get worse.
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Asheville Jon:

the real TRAINWRECK was the 7SD masturbatorium gif.
  6:32pm
morphe':

Oh.. I thought ye were out of speeches..

The Sojourner Speech was at the Suffregeetes meeting 1851 OH? Where the white suffragettes would not let her speak but she went to the stage
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PMD:

I think there's a possibility of maybe 'the' or 'and' combine
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HyperDose:

Andy Breckman is a family man
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Fredericks:

Just got here, what is going on?
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daupomatic:

I'm proud to have been involved in the worst concept yet.
  6:33pm
Tom from Stirling:

Hard to believe they actually planned this?!
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Fredericks:

We have a date with infirmary.
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daupomatic:

It was very confusing, as I didn't really hear the explosion, and it seemed like I got all the way through.
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daupomatic:

It's good to hear real regret from Andy, though.
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PMD:

Jeremiah to the rescue!!!
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PMD:

As a reader it's hard to hear the explosion
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dale:

how 'bout this trump speech from before the capitol riot?

"By the way, this goes all the way back past the Washington Monument. You believe this? Look at this. That is. Unfortunately gave, they gave the press the prime seats. I can’t stand that.

No. But you look at that behind. I wish they’d flip those cameras and look behind you. That is the most amazing sight. When they make a mistake, you get to see it on television. Amazing. Amazing. All the way back."
  6:37pm
queems:

i want to know more about things jeremiah knows how to do
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dale:

the thermostat in those is still a bimetallic spring. if they get dust bunnies or corrosion on them they will crap out.
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Glistener MW:

! Does anyone have the link to the Ken's Boiler Stories comic? It sounded like he was about to tell us where to find them, before being (very uncharacteristically) interrupted by Andy.
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dale:

queems - i ordered a new start and run capacitor for my refrigerator compressor motor today. i'm not gloating but....hey.
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Will the Sound Guy:

siderail.. or a siding
  6:40pm
queems:

@dale how’d that go?
  6:40pm
queems:

i’m a little scared of michael2
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DjLorraine:

Look out
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PMD:

It takes some skill to recognize when they collide
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HyperDose:

Max Headroom strikes again
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Will the Sound Guy:

🔥💥💥🔥💥☄💥☄⚡⚡⚡☄☄
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PMD:

I guess the explosions and screaming are a good hint.
  6:41pm
Skyline chili:

🖐️🤘🤜🖖👉🤞☝️🤚🤜🤲👎🙌🤞✊👍🤙🤛✋🖕👏👐🤟👉👆🤲👐👈✌️👌👇👋👊 ←boning up on my American sign language for the ASL show.
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Glistener MW:

OH, the Michaelmanity!!!
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PMD:

"I'm sorry I called this number" lol
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justbmacho:

i dont feel so good...
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Glistener MW:

That IS a good lesson to impart during this Final Idea show!
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Erin in TO:

Having listened to Spotify with ads, I disagree that it is better than this show
  6:44pm
Listener Michael:

queems:
Not the best choice: "very scared" is traditional.
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PMD:

Somebody think of an idea I can be involved in... I'm going to be in NJ in December.
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Handy Haversack:

From Olivia's newsletter on the capitalist scam that is Spotify and other streaming services: thebaffler.com...
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dale:

anything electrical that has been flooded should be replaced. my two cents.
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Glistener MW:

the John Candy horse movie?? whoa
  6:44pm
Joe Coffee:

Could this be peak trainwreck?!
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Glistener MW:

according to IMDB -- "Elliott Gould was the original voice of the horse. After a poor test screening of the film, the horse's half of the script was rewritten by Andy Breckman in an effort to make the film funnier. John Candy was hired to re-record the horse's voice. He ignored the new script and improvised the dialogue instead."
  6:45pm
BH:

the people unaware that the Mr. Ed voice was dubbed are having a rough last 5 minutes
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dale:

maybe andy could pitch a new francis the talking mule movie. where francis is a transphobic detective.
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Glistener MW:

"According to Bobcat Goldthwait, when he was a guest on Gilbert Gottfried's Amazing Colossal Podcast, the crew got the horse to "talk" by hitting it in the face with a stick right before a take."
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(((Murakami Whywolf):

What are the odds that no listener to this will die before next week?—ignoring the actual effects of listening this week, I mean, just the odds that no person of ages {T0,T1,…,TN} (for at most N listeners) will die within a week.
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HyperDose:

Are we turning Ken into a mummy?
  6:49pm
queems:

are you allowed to say bomb on the radio
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dale:

how come no kids were animal skin man from the capitol riot at halloween?
  6:51pm
Tom from Stirling:

Always believed Bobcat Godthwait and Gilbert Gootfried were the same person.
  6:52pm
morphe':

Queems - ya can say bomb on media but not as a vowel...
ps .. may be able to help you get into the NewTown Creek pollution facility.. hiking th-sat so perhaps after
  6:53pm
morphe':

Queems - ya can say bomb on media but not as a verb ..
damn!!! spell check
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Ciggy:

Trump speech on flushing toilets speech:
"We have a situation where we’re looking very strongly at sinks and showers and other elements of bathrooms where you turn the faucet on — in areas where there’s tremendous amounts of water, where the water rushes out to sea because you could never handle it — and you don’t get any water. You turn on the faucet; you don’t get any water. They take a shower and water comes dripping out. It’s dripping out — very quietly dripping out. People are flushing toilets 10 times, 15 times, as opposed to once. They end up using more water. So, EPA is looking at that very strongly, at my suggestion.
You go into a new building or a new house or a new home, and they have standards, “Oh, you don’t get water.” You can’t wash your hands, practically, there’s so little water comes out of the faucet. And the end result is you leave the faucet on and it takes you much longer to wash your hands. You end up using the same amount of water.
So we’re looking at, very seriously, at opening up the standard. And there may be some areas where we’ll go the other route — desert areas. But for the most part, you have many states where they have so much water that it comes down — it’s called rain — (laughter) — that they don’t know — they don’t know what to do with it."
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PMD:

I was doing something else and sort of tuning out so when the collision happened I JUMPED
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Ken From Hyde Park:

Smashing show tonight!
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Asheville Jon:

"In cities across the nation we've also seen police officers assaulted with bricks, rocks, bats, Molotov Cocktails, frozen bottles of water. Somebody said last night one of these protesters I saw he said 'it's only water, how could water hurt you?' yeah. They don't say it's frozen. In a bottle. The size of a football. And they throw it at the police. It's unbelievable. It's water.
And then they have cans of soup. Soup. And they throw the cans of soup. That's better than a brick because you can't throw a brick it's too heavy. But a can of soup you can really put some power into that, right? [someone in the background utters "Yes Sir"] And when they get caught they say 'no, this is soup for my family'. They're so innocent 'this is soup for my family'. Uhhhh, it's incredible. And you have people coming over with bags of soup big bags of soup. And they lay it on the ground and the anarchists take it and they start throwing it at our cops at our police. And if it hits you that's worse than a brick cause it's got force. It's the perfect size it's like made perfect. And when they get caught they say 'no, this is just soup for my family'. And then the media says 'this is just soup these people are very very innocent. They're innocent people. These are just protesters. Isn't it wonderful to allow protesting.' Naw. (mumbling) and by the way, the media knows it better than we do. They know what's going on I don't know what's wrong with them. They're doing our country a tremendous disservice, I'll say that."
DJT
7/31/2020
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Glistener MW:

I always loved George Carlin's bit about bomb-related jokes not being allowed in airports - "What a bomb riddle? or a bomb anecdote? No particular punchline, just a really cute story."
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dale:

ciggy - those are some truths right there.
  6:55pm
queems:

@morphe’ LOL i figured. and that is AWESOME. i’d love to get in there
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Barno:

Akron, Ohio! Shout out!
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

Sojourner Truth was complaining about being excluded from the deliberations of the white suffragists, pointing-out that she was just as much a woman as they. It's an example of what's no being called 'intersectionality'.
  6:57pm
morphe':

The white suffragettes tried to stop her from speaking because they female leaders did not want Women's voting and Abolition to be intertwined ..
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dale:

so....is there a winner on this show? cuz i feel like we all lost.
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Lizardner Dave !:

I thought the non-offensive term was "suffragist".
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Ciggy:

@Dale ~ I have water pressure concerns
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HyperDose:

But is Ken down with O.P.P.?
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Will the Sound Guy:

thank you Ken, Andy and all!!! a new low!
  6:59pm
morphe':

Queems - will get you in on a Green Thumb Garden children's Ed tour .. we'll talk ... away ... might be Monday
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DjLorraine:

This glistener loved the show
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Will the Sound Guy:

☄💥🔥⚡💥🔥💥⚡🍻
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dale:

'white power' is a failed bleach sloagn.
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Stillwell Coney Islander:

Thanks guys!
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PMD:

Thanks all!
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HyperDose:

Thank you, not-so-gentle men!
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dale:

i don't know why but i enjoyed myself.
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