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The program formerly known as Seven Second Delay, and The Happiness Hut. Ken and Andy, also known as The Enema Boys, further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards on a weekly basis. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)

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Options May 12, 2021: Your Most Hated Sounds

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Listener comments!

  6:02pm beej:

Ha!
Avatar 6:02pm khd:

glove 2 hell
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:03pm dale:

this song elevates the fuzzy glove to satin mitt status.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:03pm HyperDose:

Okay, here we go again...I guess.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:03pm brainiac:

I don't know how it's possible to hate a show this much.
Avatar 6:03pm khd:

so your mosted hated sound is this show?
Avatar 6:03pm khd:

show success!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:04pm brainiac:

MHS on WFMU
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:04pm ヱkョ:

That song is consistently 100x more entertaining than the actual show. I just tune in for the song. Then I switch to GTDR. Bye!
  6:04pm greyhoos:

I thought we were gonna eventually get to hear the 28-minute theme song in full. Anyone know if the audio is posted anywhere?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:04pm dale:

i had to bail. and i'm proud of it.
  6:04pm wizard frog:

hey gang! no newsletter doesn't make tonight's show seem promising.. I thought last week's wasn't too bad, had it's moments. though I was half asleep while listening.
  6:05pm Edward:

Ken, next time you should do a show where you and Andy can’t smell anything.
Avatar 6:05pm khd:

i want a postcard - i commented last week
  6:05pm GREGOR!:

It wasn't bad
  6:05pm matt:

first time tuning in since the name change and the theme song is maybe the only funny thing to ever come out of this disaster
  6:05pm Glistener MW:

Andy’s being too modest; I felt like he was “actually trying” last week! For once, even!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:06pm Hopey Sockmonkey:

Without the weekly email I forgot about this week's show
  Swag For Life Member 6:06pm Erin in TO:

@greyhoos I agree, I want to hear more of it!
Avatar 6:06pm khd:

haha i love all the haters
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:06pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

<joke>I _tried_ downloading it but the show ate away at my machine's RAM as it came off the wire.</joke>

More seriously, it failed at being what it was _trying_ to be, but actually it was kind of entertaining to to listen-to, it sounded like old Pacifica station experiments from the beginning of the Acid Age.
  6:06pm queems:

they told a kid to shut up, send me my post card
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:06pm brainiac:

I hate all the lovers
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:07pm melinda:

hi everyone
  6:07pm Glistener MW:

I listened to the full hour of last week’s show while en route to get vaccinated. Any potential side effects paled in comparison. XD
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:07pm HyperDose:

Yes queems, address it!
Avatar 6:08pm khd:

last week's show reminded me when Kenny G opened for 7SD
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:08pm Hopey Sockmonkey:

Yeah, I think I dumped last week's show sometime after Nadia was yelled at.
Avatar 6:08pm khd:

nadia can take it, why cant u
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:08pm dale:

andy must have gotten a new case of juicy fruit this week from amazon.
Avatar 6:09pm khd:

she called multiple times and was awesome
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:09pm (((Murakami Whywolf):

I hated that show a lot less than the ones in which Mr Breckman severely overdoes his über-Arschloch act.
  6:09pm BH:

"Welcome Back Carter" was a show that got a pilot in the mid-80s about Jimmy Carter returning to Plains after his term in office
  6:09pm sparkle:

ROOM 222!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:09pm Folsom:

Need Brett Somers or Charles Nelson Reilly
  6:10pm PNW THC:

SHOVE IT, Kotter!
  6:10pm queems:

kotter i’m sorry to bother you but please leave
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:10pm DjLorraine:

He zings!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:10pm brainiac:

Original name for Welcome Back Cotter: Seven Second Delay
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:11pm melinda:

I like Suck It, Kotter
  6:11pm beej:

"Up Your Nose With A Rubber Hose"
Avatar 6:11pm khd:

go 2 hell kotter
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:11pm dale:

chico and the man originally was called the 'looking good - the jack albertson show co starring a suicidal puerto rican.'
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:11pm chris in the redwoods:

wait, you weren't here all along, Kotter?
  6:11pm Glistener MW:

OH, that cranky Garcia, and his People!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:12pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

"Kotter Country"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:13pm dale:

gabe kaplan in the victor french part? interesting murakami....
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:13pm Ciggy:

Kotter Fodder
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:14pm (((Murakami Whywolf):

"Steptoe and Kotter"
"'Til Death Do We Kotter"
"Z-Kotters"
  6:16pm queems:

babies crying
Avatar 6:16pm khd:

i get the same thing when i hear the theme song from entertainment tonight
  6:17pm markinbrooklyn:

How about the sound of a person chewing with their mouth open?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:17pm dale:

mary hart was a babe.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:18pm listener 126464:

OK, thanks!
  6:18pm greyhoos:

I think the original name of "Welcome Back, Kotter" was probably "Ages 8-11," because that was the only possible demographic that might have thought it was funny.
Avatar 6:18pm khd:

really loud ice cream trucks
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:18pm Handy Haversack:

Yeah, pretty easy to get a record of who was subjected to it last week, at least a subset.

I guess the sound I hate the most is yuppies talking on their phones right outside our window. I generally solve the problem by aiming WFMU at 'em.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:19pm dale:

that's an oil-less compressor. they make a LOT or racket. a makita oil filled hot dog compressor is almost like hearing a lullaby.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:19pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

Simple: just reproduce the major formants of her voice as continuous tones and see if the woman still goes into seizures. If it's a simple, physiological, reaction odds with that.

Oh, and yes, do not buy from Harbor[sic] Freight.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:20pm dale:

greyhoos - but up your nose with a rubber hose speaks to everyone from 9 to 90.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:20pm Handy Haversack:

(Murakami Whywolf))), that Bandcamp search tool has gotten some heavy workouts -- thanks again for it!
Avatar 6:20pm khd:

how about whose famous voice do you hate?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:21pm melinda:

food smacking is so gross
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:21pm tim from champaign (now washington):

I physically react to oversized trucks with the augments exhaust pipes. I duck and get an adrenaline shot when some asshole in a truck stomps on the accelrator.
Avatar 6:21pm khd:

haha, i like how yoko ono's name came up after i said that
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:22pm (((Murakami Whywolf):

Handy Haversack:
I'm so glad to hear that. Do try to modify it for any other types of searches you do routinely.
  6:22pm queems:

i’ve been watching the nanny recently and idk why people hated her voice so much
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:22pm Handy Haversack:

Also: helicopters. I hate the sound of helicopters. And we live right across the river from the main heliport. It's like the end of Goodfellas over here.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:22pm PaulRobeson1920:

That sound a pencil makes after the point breaks. When the wood part rubs against paper with no pencil point. Ohh that noise is the worst
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:22pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

Harrison was quiet only when they first hit the U.S. because he had laryngitis.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:23pm tim from champaign (now washington):

"No, it's knife on a plate" Now that's a zinger.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:24pm (((Murakami Whywolf):

Fingers on a chalkboard bothers me so much that I can feel very unpleasant just imagining the sound in my head.

"Make Gloves, Not Wargs"
  6:24pm markinbrooklyn:

The back up sound of an amazon truck
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:24pm HyperDose:

I can take nails on a chalkboard and chewing on tin foil, but cat claws aggressively scratching the sides of the litter box drive me nuts.
  6:25pm Glistener MW:

Play a few minutes more of the 28-minute long theme song medley each week! Mix it up! :)
  6:25pm greyhoos:

@Murakami: Yes about Harbor Freight. Cheap worthless toolery that breaks less than 30 minutes of a job. Or that was my experience.

And I have a cat that's terrified by ice cream truck music.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:25pm Handy Haversack:

Dire hands, dire wolves, (Murakami Whywolf))).
Avatar 6:26pm cosmic matrix:

yay i missed the first half of the show!
  6:27pm Rob:

Don’t take last week’s show down! I liked it!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:27pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

greyhoos:
I bought an electric knife from H.F. thinking I could make a vapouriser from it, but it exuded a deadly chemical smell I wanted to keep as far as my lungs as possible.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:27pm dale:

when ken said andy admitted tony shaloub was his meal ticket.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:27pm DjLorraine:

My next door neighbor just got a rooster. It's a startling, blood curddling sound. I'm glad he's not a s big as Foghorn Leghorn.
  6:27pm Marie:

I've gotta check out last week's show
Avatar 6:28pm khd:

haha, i missed that one, i need the link
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:28pm Ciggy:

Squeaky sneakers at a Basketball 🏀 game.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:28pm melinda:

I remember the career-ending email show, that was a classic
Avatar 6:28pm khd:

roosters are evil
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:28pm (((Murakami Whywolf):

"Bigot Ambush"
"Afikoman on the Jersey Turnpike"
  6:29pm Marie:

Hi Melinda! I vaguely remember that as well
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:29pm PaulRobeson1920:

Broken Pencil rubbed across paper. Ahhguh, I shuddering thinking about it.
Avatar 6:30pm cosmic matrix:

THAT was a weird noise. it thought it was my toaster!
  6:32pm Marie:

I hate the sound of the point of ejection of a successful Heimlich maneuver
Avatar 6:32pm cosmic matrix:

what? they know dinah? no, no, no, they know ABOUT dinah....right?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:32pm Ken From Hyde Park:

I skimmed some internet article that mentioned the sound of someone vomiting was the most disagreeable sound.
Avatar 6:32pm cosmic matrix:

i know there's somebody in the kitchen with her, but i don't know her
Avatar 6:32pm cosmic matrix:

ok i'm overthinking this.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:33pm dale:

JIM WOoLSEY

www.walpackinn.com...
  6:33pm Miss Creant:

"Your mama's ---- so big, when she comes around the mountain, she comes AROUND the mountain."
  6:33pm Baltimoron:

There’s someone in the kitchen, I know

Meaning I know someone is in there but not necessarily that I know who ... hmmm
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:35pm Tommy in Neversink:

I loved Seven Second Delay and hate the Fuzzy Glove Hour . What does that even mean
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:35pm Asheville Jon:

last week's show was so terrible that had there been bad show insurance, wfmu would have had to have another marathon to pay off all the claims
Avatar 6:36pm khd:

make sense vomiting is number one
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:36pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

Tommy in Neversink:
I assumed it was a reference to Mr Breckman's masturbatorium equipment.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:37pm dale:

nod-jha?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:37pm Patty D:

Andy say sorry for telling Nadia to Shut Up!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:37pm Tommy in Neversink:

Last week show was so bad I abandoned it after five minutes and caught Alex Jones on youture instead
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:37pm Tommy in Neversink:

HA....Whywolf
  6:38pm Glistener MW:

He will knock four times.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:39pm Tommy in Neversink:

Lat week's show was so bad I decided to listen to some old Kenny G shows in the archives
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:39pm Tommy in Neversink:

Last
  6:39pm queems:

this guy
  6:40pm The Butterman:

We have fire alarms at my job that can be heard by the deaf. They are inappropriately loud. So scary.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:40pm dale:

trending higher. and thicker.
  6:40pm greyhoos:

My least favorite sound? Someone asking me, "Tell me -- if you died tonight, do you know where you'd spend eternity?"
Avatar 6:40pm khd:

lol i glove the show
Avatar 6:41pm khd:

please say that if you call in always
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:41pm Handy Haversack:

I feel like "glove the show" should be in the imperative case.
  6:42pm queems:

idk how people have kids this is making me want to die
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:42pm tim from champaign (now washington):

I like cicadias.
  6:42pm GloveTheShow:

Cicadas sound like death
  6:42pm The Butterman:

How has no one said, “Andy’s voice”? Sorry. It’s just what everybody is thinking.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:43pm (((Murakami Whywolf):

The "Fuzzy Glove Hour" is so bad it makes "Seven Second Delay" look _good_!

Mission Accomplished.
  6:43pm queems:

i live cicadas tho
Avatar 6:43pm khd:

cicadas are cool
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:44pm dale:

we have cicada killing bees that tunnel into the cracks in our patio. they are amazing to going down in the hole and coming up with little stones.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:44pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

Cicadas are the best cat toy ever.

(That's only one cicada song, there are two others, higher-pitched.)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:44pm HyperDose:

Kids are cool if they're yours and I get that, but you inconvenience everyone else by having them.
Avatar 6:44pm khd:

zung!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:44pm Handy Haversack:

I like cicadas. And yeah, the sound of children is ... not good.
  6:44pm Marie:

I love the sounds of cicadas
  6:44pm Glistener MW:

now known as The Fuzzy Mandible Hour!
  6:45pm The Butterman:

Crickets and cicadas sing a rare and different tune.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:45pm Ciggy:

The sound of a crow on an overcast day. I think of death.
Avatar 6:46pm khd:

i think that show idea has been done or something similar
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:46pm Patty D:

More of a stinker than a zinger.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:47pm Asheville Jon:

Andy HAS operated the phone lines, that one show where ken left like 15 minutes early and andy was in the studio all by himself
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:47pm PaulRobeson1920:

It's the same story the crow told me. It's the only one he knows
  6:47pm Glistener MW:

@Asheville — Ha! I hadn’t heard that one; what was the reason?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:48pm Patty D:

MW I think Andy lost a competition or something.
  6:48pm GloveTheShow:

Dry heaves... as a ringtone
  6:48pm Sam:

Great point. No matter what I change my ringtone to I end up despising and cringing every time I hear it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:49pm Asheville Jon:

oh heck, i don't remember the exact premise, but it was maybe some kind of contest or something, and Ken "won" the priveledge of leaving 15 minutes early or something like that
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:49pm (((Murakami Whywolf):

Isn't this how Mr Breckman's first marriage ended?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:49pm Hopey Sockmonkey:

Oh, I missed chiming in on disliking the sound of children.
  6:49pm greyhoos:

I believe this edition of the show is suffering a case of mission creep.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm (((Murakami Whywolf):

PaulRobeson1920:

Fair enough, but there's _always_ to time hate—"The Fuzzy Glove Hour", that is.
  6:50pm Glistener MW:

shouldn’t that be “Andy LIKED but didn’t GLOVE your message”?
Avatar 6:50pm khd:

vomiting sound is worse then pooping sound, change my mind
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:51pm PaulRobeson1920:

The sound of under inflated bike tire hitting a pot hole. When the rim hits the pavement with force. aggh that noise
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:51pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

Quick!—Play Screamin Jay Hawkins' "Constipation Blues".
  6:51pm Sam:

Car horns, sirens and jackhammers are way worse than anything anybody is saying.
  6:52pm GloveTheShow:

Bear down on it. Give her hell
  Swag For Life Member 6:52pm Erin in TO:

TIL I hate male gasping
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:52pm HyperDose:

This isn't that kind of show!
  6:52pm Glistener MW:

How many times each day does someone Google “male gasping”, I wonder?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:52pm dale:

the guy in the next stall sliding his foot under the divider to your side is the worst sound in the world.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:53pm Asheville Jon:

MW, here is the show (i think)
www.wfmu.org...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:53pm HyperDose:

Place bets on who can sit in the hot aisle the longest
  6:53pm Glistener MW:

I’m totally pledging next marathon to rename the show “The Male Gasping Hour”
  6:53pm Glistener MW:

Thanks Jon!!
  6:53pm GloveTheShow:

Male gasping ASMR
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:54pm listener 126464:

o-oh
  6:54pm Sam:

Ha. You used to get an insurance payment. Now you just get a postcard.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:57pm Asheville Jon:

i'll take the postcard! email sent to Ken
  6:57pm GloveTheShow:

Got my second jab yesterday and I feel great
Avatar 6:57pm khd:

was the bad insurance in perpetuity
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:57pm melinda:

Dr. Auschlander
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:58pm Hopey Sockmonkey:

I think the "Finally" should be at the end of the headline.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:58pm PaulRobeson1920:

@(((Murakami Whywolf) Glove the show, Glove the station, Glove you too
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:58pm dale:

i don't recognize norman lloyd.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:00pm dale:

106 is too long in diapers.
  7:00pm GloveTheShow:

Wasn't there a Beatles song Glove Glove Glove ?
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